Would anybody here be legitimately down to pay for my female hormone treatments?
>20 yo 5'8" manlet khhv hispanicfag beta NEET
>will surgically remove cock and get tight onahole-tier vag unless you have a preference for qt trans cock
>kind of skinnyfat right now but willing to work out hardcore for a more slender body to go along with the feminine curves I'll develop
>will be a qt pure, loyal virgin housewife (until you dick me down ofc)
>will make you breakfast in bed and morning bj alarm clock every day
>will worship your cock
>enjoy cuddling, long nightwalks, degenerate-tier drugs (psychs, benzies, dmt, opiates) but not junkie level only moderate use, anime, vidya, dancing, cooking
>if you want, can get into any other hobbies you might be into already so we can do them together
>completely open, honest and blunt: will give you honest constructive feedback whenever you need me to and back you up if anybody gives you shit (I have breddy gud comebacks desu)
>you can tell me anything that bothers you, literally anything
>can roleplay and act out any fetishes you have (as long as it's not cannibalism or some shit like that)
>speak english and spanish equally well, can learn french pretty quickly (took it in HS), also can learn moon runes if you want me to so I can call you "Onii-chan" and talk to you like your little anime girls in bed
>legitimately do not care about your height or physical appearance or social status or autism or whatever the shit (I'm autismo myself I know the feel)
>submissive as fuck, you're pretty much going to be dominating me and making me quiver under your bodyweight the entire time (unless you want me to dom sometimes but I really am not a good dom)
>>27448139
>tfw no sissy slave qt transboi
too bad you aren't real anon, this is all I've ever wanted
Only issue i see is an oppiod problem.
>>27448139
is this bait ?
Im so original I fucked your mom stupid robot
>>27448139
post pics. No point in wasting my cash if you don't have potential
Try Sweden.
why do so many guys want to be women these days?!
>>27448166
That pic holy shit lol
>>27448166
but I am
Won't post pics in this bread tho, this is just for me to gauge pure numerical engagement
As in, how many people on this board are interested, purely from reading my OP
Will make another thread sometime in future with pics for sure. Maybe in a few days or weeks, we'll see
>>27448246
meant for
>>27448199
>>27448202
also
>>27448181
I've legitimately done opiates only 2x in my life though
last time was several months ago
>>27448246
where do you live? I'd consider it if you're willing to relocate. I make 6 figures a year and can certainly afford to take care of a deserving, obedient pet, but I'd have to make sure you aren't going to shiv me in my sleep and rob me.
I would if you were real.
My hobbies are vidya anime lifting weights and mma i do bjj and tkd 3 times a week and work alot. Oh and im 21 soon to be 22 blonde hair blue eye masterace
>hispanicfag
Stopped reading there
>>27448357
Oh and also i will add im closeted bi so you would need to be passable and not tell anyone you had or have a penis.
>>27448349
willing to relocate anywhere desu
as long as it's not some warzone shithole or something
>stabbing and robbery
ewww, treason is the most immoral act
>>27448450
will put forth 200% effort to pass
ofc I won't tell that's by default
so you would want me to keep benis? is what you're saying?
>>27448560
It would be your choice.
>>27448349
I'm all the OP is but white, 2 years older, same height and no drug problem with the exact same wishes and huge hips (and no shiv)
where are you from?
>>27448484
>>27448669
East Coast US, Southern state, coastal city
>>27448669
>problem
I legitimately do drugs so rarely that it might as well not even matter.
Talking once every other month at most
>>27448139
>>27448139
>get tight onahole-tier vag
enjoy your hairy, shit-infected, open wound
you'll have to constantly dilate it like pic related
>>27448210
If you're a beta bitch you may as well just physical Ly match as well
mummy's driving me to some restaurant against my will
Pls kep bred alive with strategically timed original bumps and /bantz/ so I can answer any new questions that come up once I come back in an hour or so
>>27448902
Ok whatever shit. I didn't claim to be an expert on trans body stuff. Clearly this is a new experience for me
>fund op for a year or two
>cut him off randomly
>>27448902
It gets infected by the owner's shit? Seriously?
>>27448139
Nah, you sound like a nice guy (girl?) and all but I'm a little disgusted with this whole transgender "perfect woman" shit.
Trannies kind of freak me out in that regard, people aren't wrong when they say that trannies have everything that men want in a girl socially/mentally speaking. They have a dude's libido, they aren't melodramatic, they don't cheat, etc, but that's because they've lived as a man long enough to know what men want in women. It's freaky shit psychologically speaking.
>>27448139
>>27448669
this is what your life would be like
>wake up to qt giving a blowjob
>shower together, then qt makes breakfast while reading the paper
>eat breakfast, kiss, off to work
>qt cleans, relaxes, locked up in chastity until I get home
>greeted at the door with a big hug and kiss
>scoop qt up, take upstairs, ravage, let out of chastity, give hj while filling her with my seed
>curl up and catch up on dvr/anime
>qt makes dinner, I help with the preparation of meat (grilling)
>eat while teasing qt, making her all flustered
>bend her over the table, breed tight boipussy again
>help her with the dishes, then play video games
>she sits on my lap while we play, teasing each other depending on whos winning
>she gets sleepy and asks for bedtime
>I carry her to bed, lock her back up into chastity, and we go to sleep spooning
>repeat (weekends different obviously)
>>27449141
Do you believe this visceral reaction you have is somehow, even tangentially, related to the concept of the uncanny valley in AI/Robotics/CGI?
>>27448139
>being this low test
You're practically a woman already.
>>27449982
What?
I don't know what you're talking about, and just for the record, it's not a "visceral reaction", there's actually some science behind it.
>>27449141
>aren't melodramatic
I take if you've never met any trannies in real life, then?
Also the female hormones cause them to switch to female libido.
>law forces insurance to cover my degeneracy
Feels good living in commiefornia
It's not to expensive otherwise though. 40 bucks a month for estrogen and test blockers. Still too much if you're broke I suppose.
>>27448139
>>>/lgbt/ go ask in the board for your lifestyle where it belongs.
>>27448139
>morning bj
>every day
>every day
>mfw wake up to the sound and feels of this every morning (Skip to 16:05 and 25:45 those be the gud parts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE4CMleQlpk
>>27449090
yeah, it's right next to the asshole and doesn't have the fluids and membranes like a real vagina to keep it clean
it will also leak puss and be inflamed for extremely long periods at a time
>>27451693
OP here
welp GG
Fuck that
keeping benis
>>27451727
that's ok, well off anon here. I'd rather you keep it so I can lock it up
>>27448139
No but I'd consider paying for therapy to treat your obvious mental illness instead of enabling it.
>>27448372
>not realizing that hispanic women who take care of their body are GOAT-tier
Slippery slope in action. This board is becoming pretty degenerate.
>>27451970
>have sexual needs
>not able to jack off
>only release is when Onii-chan opens chastity lock with his special key
Holy fuck, this is a truly patrician fap.
>>27448139
>>27449178
>>27451648
>>27454375
On this Easter Sunday, when the Lord is Risen, all I ask is for the following:
Ahemm....
Ahe he he hemm...
hughhemneehughm...Lord have mercy on my dick.
>>27448349
Can you afford a decent underground bunker?
Or
Do you have at least OK innawoods skill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXQhPj-Ejk
>>27448349
OP here again
I'm currently NEET
but I dropped out of college two years ago (an elite STEM school I'll add)
I kind of really want to go back and get my degree
How much do girly pills even cost?
I always wonder how much people piss away on meds and shit.
>>27456604
>>27448349
so here's the deal:
I'm going back to my old college. (it's actually top notch, think MIT-tier but it's not MIT). Just for the pure education (will probably major in Pure Math) and making friends and god-tier connections in STEM with future startup plus industry titans will be good for me.
in my next 3 years at uni, I'll be taking hormone treatments and working out hard to get my nice, shapely body on point during the time I'm not studying and socializing with friends.
You can buy plane tickets to visit me every break so we can make out and spoon and do everything short of sex (I need to be a virgin for you until marriage right Onii-chan? Or do you not care about tradition that premarital sex being bad for your future waifu? Whichever you desire, Anon-kun. My body belongs to you. If you just can't hold in your lust, we can fuck like rabbits instead. But I'll probly still be shy about it ~uguu~)
By default, I will never reciprocate the advances of any drunk Chad cock-sluts at red cup parties. I am loyal to YOUR COCK ONLY.
Then once I graduate, I don't even need to look for jobs cause I'm going to become your full-time qt cock-slave housewife for life.
And the friends and Tech-genius connections I make from school will be of great help for the both of us in the future to enjoy the privilege of attending parties and weddings and being family friends of extremely talented and powerful people in the high-tech industry.
So what say you, Anon-kun?
Are you down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmP8D1F8V5A
>>27448139
don't fucking do it is all the advice I can give you.
being a male beta NEET is still better than being a fake woman
>>27456991
>>27448349
oh and obviously I'll show you my body pics in a future thread so you can make a final decision combined with what I've already said here
>read about how fucking terrible /r9k/ was
>it can't be that bad right?
>see this thread
i'm so fucking glad moot brought this place back.
you fuckers need to stay out of other boards.
Honestly, If I had the money I would definitely support you OP
Not for sex or anything. I'd just like to see how this frankenstein like process ends.
>>27457200
>investing money into a qt trap gf
>not having sex with her
>other man takes her as his girl, the girl YOU invested time and money in
t. cuck
This entire thread is revolting. Stop what you're doing while you can.
Do you idiots have any idea how miserable you'll be once you're "transitioned"? There's a reason they commit suicide so often. It's because you'll look like a shambling, uncanny valley creature, and you'll give any man who sees you an unconscious shiver of disgust.
>tfw trained chef
>tfw passing trans girl
>tfw had the sort of arrangement op wanted with a guy except we weren't dating
>tfw he was too beta to ever take me even though i would have let him
>tfw he princess carried me once as a joke and tossed me onto the couch and i soaked my panties from it
i-i had to go play with myself afterwards
being princess carried is the best
>>27457511
what age did you start transitioning?
origniality for the nipmoot
>>27457628
i started at 21, so pretty late but its all about genetics
>>27448139
If you are mexican you in luck
I am willing to give you just to see how far can science advance
>>27448139
>posting about this in /r9k/
Go back to /b/ or /lgbt/
Tumblr may be your best bet
>>27448139
>mentally ill gold digging man slut
Yeah guys, there's no way this could work out badly for any of you. Totally go for it
>>27457655
mexicano(a?) (soon) here
yo soy op
pic related makes for orgasmic tacos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTaNpAlAPqo
>>27457771
>yo soy op
Soy el OP.
>>27457785
Chinga tu madre
apoco no entiendes el uso de la gramatica equivocada por el efecto comico?
>>27457818
No tengo sentido del humor
>>27457843
mexfag?
un mexicano sin sentido del humor es como haz de cuenta un italiano sin su vino
o un chino sin arroz
apoco nunca te la pasas echando carilla?
>>27457887
Soy Americano
Mi familia es de Mexico
>>27457929
eres nihilista?
crees que haiga cualquier sentido en la vida?
>>27458025
*algun
por supuesto
>>27458025
No soy un nihilista.
Me resulta valor en la vida a traves de la busqueda del conocimiento
>>27458071
estudias ciencia de computacion?
eres o buscas ser un cuernudo de salario?
si me pongo de bien acuerdo con el anon de arriba, yo no nunca lo tendre que ser
vivire literalmente la vida ideal de los comfy ni-nis en este foro (con la excepcion de que cocinare y limpiare la casa de mi esposo...como una fiel ama de casa lo hace)
>>27458113
Esta de respuesta es tarde.
Soy un chef.
No tengo ningun interes en el tema. Simplemente me gusta practicar mi espanol.
>>27458362
Tu no eres este anon >>27457511
o si eres?
>>27458460
No soy
Solo soy un tipo normal
>>27458562
Demuestralo
O sea, porque estas en este foro de betas ni-nis si tu eres todo un normalito?
Pinche REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27458989
No voy a demostrando nada
>>27459027
Entonces tengo yo el prerogativo de no creer tus mamadas de que tu eres un disque "tip normal"
Jajajaja
Un "tipo normal"? En este foro? De todos las paginas en el internet en que tu pudieras estar haciendo postings?
No chinges
>>27459241
Going into english
I meant normal guy as in not gay or trying to be a chick
>even the trannies are only interested in money
i give up on giving up so i can give up again
>>27459275
That doesn't make you normal
Just hetero and cis-conforming
If you really are normal, then
Fuck off to
>>>/soc/
>>>/plebbit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>27459333
My spanish vocabulary is very limited
>>27459350
You're not a chef.
You're not a guy.
Of course your Spanish is limited.
You only studied it one semester.
I know who you are.
I know that you think you know who I am.
You know that I know that you think you know who I am based on my posting in the OP and throughout this thread.
But nothing can be confirmed.
Bc we all anons here.
Stay cucked, schoolcuck.
>>27459350
Tripped up by my trips?
My Afro-centric aquaintance,
Sit down here and tell me straight up
Did you REALLY think you could out-meme the master meme-ster?
Still trying to trip?
Or you inclined to bitch our now?
It's fine if you do. Just own up to being a fucking pleb and don't step up in my grill. Unless you ready to get merc'ed noggin.
t. low energy male
Sad!
