HOW THE FUCK DOES AN 18 YEAR OLD KV GET A GF IN 2016
>>27431010
If you're not ugly use apps like MeetMe, Tinder, Meow..etc
IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE BY NOW ITS TOO LATE
>>27431053
18 isn't too late you cancer
>>27431075
If you're on 4chan, it pretty much is
>>27431075
there is no such thing as being too young now fucking normie bacteria scum
if you haven't found a gf by 2016 A.D. then you are shit out of luck
Have you tried posting memes that are just about as old as you on an image board that has a lot of people that doesn't like the kind of other people (females) you want to have sex with?
Oh wait you have. I guess we're all out of ideas then.
>18
At least you still have time. Try being 23 and graduated into a job that has almost no interaction with women. My chances of meeting single women my age actually worth dating is nearly zero.
>18 year old Korean veteran
how was cryostasis?
>>27431010
>hasnt even started uni
>bitching about not having a gf
if you fail at getting a gf after uni THEN you're fucked, because college is the easiestand lastplace to get a gf
>>27431010
>made it into adulthood without a gf
too late op
>>27431010
have you tried being yourself? ok serious advice
>get attractive male friends, they will have female friends and get you comfortable around females
>have a decent sense of style, don't be a fat fuck. Smell good - most important
>dont go for girls that seem more "getable". iv'e found that 5s and 6s get much more attention from guys for this very reason
>talk to girls in person, not online. girls get swarmed via social media by guys who are too scared to talk in person. she will respect you more for being direct.
>be direct. but not too direct. dont come across as a desperate virgin looking to get laid (which you are)
>dont act like a fucking timid beta bitch. act like a Chad, make lewd jokes, get phyiscal with her. you might fool a girl into thinking you are one
also
why you care so much?
I'm walking on the same shoes (18, kv) and I think life is fairly beautiful t b h
>>27431296
fuck i forgot
also, get a car and license. girls will not even look at you if you dont have one.
>>27431179
> this
I don't know how I get up every day and show my face at work. No matter how much they pay me I know I'll never get a GF it's so depressing FUCK
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say 2 things to people. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Get a good car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $50K car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big penis
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. It's easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>27431241
i have started uni actually
>>27431010
>18
>doge pic
This is some terrible b8
