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Trans women and robots are a perfect match. Trans women find bfs in this thread and robots find gfs in this thread.
Any transbians ITT?
>>27428214
Is this trap faggot serous about supporting Trump?
>>27428214
I was looking for a qt tranny gf for an online relationship and two trannies from this board cucked me.
explain that
Whats her name? Post more pics.
>>27428281
Yes, most LGBT people support Trump because he is opposed to Islamic immigration.
>>27428341
Well I guess we have Milo so you could be right
>>27428307
Purely an act of coincidence.
>>27428341
He doesn't like faggots though.
>>27428375
Milo is right. LGBT people don't want to import people who openly want to kill them and take away their rights.
>>27428214
Any Trans girls in Texas?
What reason would a cute trap have to date me? I'm fat, stupid, poor, autistic, and lazy.
>>27428386
He doesn't want to take away gay rights or oppress LGBT folk like the left wants to do.
>>27428307
youre probably black, have a small cock, or want to suck them off/be fucked by them
>>27428307
Sorry anon, that must feel like shit.
I have a weird story about trannies too, there's one that posts on this board from time to time that gave me a trauma about incest but somehow I can't stop thinking about her, like Stockholm syndrome.
I literally think I fell in love with her due to trauma fuck my shit up famalam.
>>27428214
>trans "woman"
>gf
Nice try Shlomo.
I'd literally rather stay a virgin than bother with a trap.
Repulsive excuses for humans, they're all neurotic selfish narcissists but they have the balls to try and be as insane and women and not have a pussy
i really hope you all kill yourselves after that sexual high wears off and you're left an empty husk
>>27428281
Samsa doesnt because shes a worthless portland libcuck.
I know many trans who are wise enough to vote trump though.
Do underage traps even exist?
>>27428507
the sad thing is that traps are usually total sluts, which is the same reason i gave up on women. I just want a loyal relationship without worrying about my partner being with somebody else, why is that too much to ask?
>>27428410
Im in housto, i have a trans gf and see trannies erryday at my store
>>27428214
Her flag.
Here t is.
Originality and shit, fuck this.
>>27428548
because it's unrealistic, every man wants other pussy nad ever girl wants other cock
there's no technique for lietting your girl fuck other guys and notfeel cucked about it unless you're patrice o'neal but that paranoia of being cheated on will follow you forever until you deal with it
some women are worth loving though, no trap is.
Here's some porn of the dude in the OP
http://xhamster.com/movies/5204218/alice_with_her_girlfriend_on_cam.html?embed=title&from=player_title&t=2.222&prs=2c00bf6c951b138abe0a242835d7734d:www.alohatube.com:56db89b6:e10
>>27428548
Personally I wouldn't mind being in an open relationship if it wasn't for stds. I just want someone who's genuinely into me, even if I'm not the only one they like. I'm kind of a loner anyway so I need my space.
>>27428214
Robot here looking for Trap gf. I've got a job, my own place, and only looking for genuine affection in return plz respond
Any Australian traps?
>>27428214
>he fell for the faggot meme
>he unironically shills for mentally ill people
>he suggests other people date other males even when being straight
>he unironically believes in the femenine penis meme
when will faggots learn they are actually just trying to overcompensate for being a faggot?
>>27429697
>he fell for the cis women meme
>>27428214
>implying trans women will date robots
They're holding out for Chad exactly like the roasties they emulate
>>27428426
>take away gay rights or oppress LGBT folk like the left wants to do
what?
Fuck off Tranny garbage you should be thrown off a building
>>27428386
He actually has consistently just not given a shit.
>>27430298
By importing third world mudslimes and niggers, moron.
>>27428434
>IGNORE MY DICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A GIRL
>but if your dick is small you're shit and should die
lol, mentally ill scum please commit suicide already. Why make everyone else suffer for another 20 years when you will inevitably be dead anyway by the time you're 40?
>>27430781
If trannies are actually able to make you suffer then that is truly kek worthy.
>>27430983
Suffer was probably too strong of a word. More like, "why continue to have a net negative impact on the lives of everyone else on the planet"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukhannathun
Ironically, transpeople are treated better than gays in Islam
>>27428341
>>27428404
Islam supports trannies.
In countries like iran where being a homo is haram, sex-change operations are provided free of charge.
>>27431019
I understand that with something like niggers where they're consistently criminals. Trannies don't do jack shit. They just dress up and look like another ugly person. If that's able to negatively impact your life, then your skin is weak as shit.
>>27428214
i need one (1) bf to talk to on skype or something
pls respond
>>27431048
>he did not know she was once a man when they wed
Is he blind or what
>>27431101
>Destroy social and moral fabric of society
>Demand special privileges and want taxpayer funding for their entire life
>They're gross
>They always kill themselves, but only after wasting tax money for 20 years
Do not want
>>27431101
Not him but they infect places where they're not welcome and beg for attention while waving their dicks around, anything from r9k to women's showers and locker rooms.
it's not a "negative impact", but it's still Absolutely Digusting.
>>27431177
>That dick
lel, at least fucking try. Actually, maybe he just has an exhibitionist fetish and has figured out how to really game the system. In that case, I salute you, fake tranny dick-waving man.
Trans in San Diego? Pls. Post link to steam acct
>>27428243
yea right here
>tfw no transbian gf
>>27431143
oh he knew full well that he was getting some of dat BOIPUCCI, same reason why in islamic countries they ban homosexual relation, but they're totally fine as long as one of the homos gets a sex change operation.
Imagine what it was like when the Arab dude told his dad he was getting married?
>RASHAD MY BOY WE DO NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE MARRYING WHITE WOMAN AS LONG AS SHE IS GOOD MUSLIM AND MODEST WIFE, WHEN WILL MEET HER?
>uhm..... soon.... soon father
>HOW SOON WILL YOU BE MAKING CHILDREN? WILL SHE PROVIDE ME WITH MANY STRONG GRANDSONS?
>...y.... I have to go
tinychat
/therapedungeon
get here
>>27431143
what do you mean waste taxpayers money? For what?
>>27431143
All kinds of people exploit taxpayer funding, especially women. I view trannies on the same level.
>>27431177
Women do the same thing. They're disgusting but ignore them and go about your life.
>>27431290
T H I S
most active at about 9 PM - 6 AM GMT
>>27431214
>at least fucking try
Hey he's being semi-honest and isn't really trying to "pass" like most tryhard trannies.
I love that term too, "passing" it implies deceit like your fake ID or counterfeit money fooled someone.
and yeah he's the real deal.
>>27430386
at least i could feel what its like to held before they toss me over the side
>>27431305
In many countries they get free hormones and/or sex change. Those same countries often provide special LGBT police units, diversity officers, "human rights commissions," and other dumb social engineering shit because Bob decided he wants to be Bobette.
>>27431288
Fucking kek, also nice hitlerdubs
>>27428410
>>27428410
yo
>>27428551
trip on red
>>27431305
aesthetic surgical procedures and medication, assuming that trannies live in a place with universal healthcare.
It's not like they have cancer or are suicidal and are justified in getting those things paid for by the health care system, it's purely aesthetic. Plastic surgery.
>>27431341
dunno i self-medicate cuz i suffer from a disorder
am i alright in your book then?
>>27431379
>aesthetic surgical procedures
Insurance doesn't cover FFS or trachea shave or even goddamn laser hair removal.
>suicidal
yes most trannies are suicidal because they look like men and just like any disorder that needs curing, it's justified they should get help in one form or another.
>Purely aesthetic
true, but there is no other way to cure dysphoria, it's not the most efficent way of spending government money, but it's not any tranny's fault the guys in the labcoats haven't figured out a way yet.
>>27431367
Red is a slut,, some autist tranny fucked her on my goddamn bed while i was at work [and id never met her until then) and it was the last straw that got her removed from my apartment
>>27431048
Isn't that the same person who complained she wasn't allowed into mosques to pray with the other women?
>>27431435
>no other way to cure dysphoria,
Are you implying that aesthetic surgery actually cures dysphoria? If so then top kek
You'd have better luck with a psychiatrist and some therapy. The suicide rate among trannies shows very clearly that aesthetic mods do nothing
>>27431449
uh shit
trip on neens?
>>27431290
omg guys there's trans girls in here!!!
>>27431048
>>27431025
This is its own kind of awful, though, because these are gay men who are totally comfortable being men, but are pressured hard into becoming women just to please the rock-worshipers around them, and they often have huge regrets.
>>27431143
They don't see a lot of women in these countries as I understand it, they go around mostly covered.
>>27431435
>am i alright in your book then?
If you shut the fuck up about it and don't agitate politically and only sleep with men who know ahead of time that you are also a man, then sure
>>27431449
ANYBODY BUT 3
>>27431478
Kathryn get out reeeeeeeeee
also not neens
>>27431435
>cure
post-op tranny suicide rate is still ridiculously high.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2004/jul/30/health.mentalhealth
Now you're left with someone who is suicidal, scizophrenic AND needs prescription hormones
>>27431474
No, there are no successful cases of psychotherapies except some specific isolated cases where people were just confused.
I don't think i'd stop hating myself if i passed as a girl, but it would definitely fucking help.
It's an ass-backwards way of treating it, sure - but it's all we've got.
>>27431554
I'm not.kathryn. she's not even in texas anymore. I am the least memorable tranny in texas.
>>27431571
so what's your solution then? Provide free euthanasia for them? Pretty good but gonna cause political backlash and is generally immoral as opposed to curing them.
>>27431571
>schizophrenic AND needs prescription hormones
Well yeah. It really helps with it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_estrogen_on_schizophrenia#Estrogen_as_a_treatment
>>27428214
robots want loving waifus, not mentally ill men who think they were born with the wrong hardware
>>27428334
>"her"
I like to crossdress. What side do I go on?
>>27431586
Wait are you that chick in austin?
>>27431611
>robots want loving waifus, not mentally ill men who think they were born with the wrong hardware
An actual robot will take whatever they can get. Standards are for normalfags.
>>27431650
the one to the "showers"
deus vult
>tfw crushing on a /r9k/ trip
I'd have no problem hooking up with a t, post-op but if you're fucking something with the same appendages as you that's gay, sorry nigga
>>27431658
Nope. I wish i lived in austin.
>>27431449
0rgoma; cp,,ame
>>27431669
Pizza a shit
>>27431684
nope. i don't think he trips 24/7 tho
>>27431607
>Estrogen is often used to treat schizophrenia in women
>in women
well whoops I bet you wish you had read that very first line of that wiki article huh?
What if the scizophrenic person is a trans-male and needs testosterone? problematic shitlord!
>>27431604
>so what's your solution then?
Treat their mental diseases like you would any other.
If someone is anorexic, the treatment isn't to call them "fatty" and put them on a diet after a gastric bypass surgery.
If a scizophrenic person is convinced that their potted plants are Soviet spies, you don't have them call the FBI and CIA and to stay away from all potted plants.
If a person is suicidal and depressed, you don't give them a loaded gun and tell them that they're worthless and should paint the ceiling with their brains.
>>27431659
no they won't, most people balk at the idea of putting their dick in a shitter hole
being /nogf/ doesn't mean they have no standards
>>27431676
Oddish? Kaylee?
>>27431474
>The suicide rate among trannies shows very clearly that aesthetic mods do nothing
That isn't true. Suicide rates among operated-upon transexuals aren't significantly different from the general population, and long term research has indicated that the operations do generally improve happiness in the individual;
http://europepmc.org/abstract/med/25690443
>>27431702
yeah but the treatment is not successful
>>27431702
>What if the scizophrenic person is a trans-male and needs testosterone?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aromatase
>>27431704
Congrats you win. L E A S T M E M O R A B L E
>>27431703
The normalfags won't and they're most of the shit posters now. A robot will take love wherever he can find it no questions asked.
>>27431723
>Not recognizing bias of any longitudinal studies on post-op tranny cohorts relating to the 50% drop-out rate
hint: the 50% drop-out rate is because they all die. There is no effective database on long-term info for trannies, because of this.
>>27431738
I thought you moved to another state, baka
>>27431696
Pizza lives by attention alone. She always trips
>>27431771
yeah. it's not her
>>27431449
rolleroonidkdkd
>>27431759
>Robots
>Seeking human interaction and comfort
Fuck off failed normalfag
>>27431771
I did. I moved to.tucson. then lived in montana for a bit. Now i live in texas again. Who r u do i kno u
>>27431788
What do you want from me
>>27431795
Bacon obvs, who elses bed did kaylee fuck red on
Whyd you come back to this garbage state
>>27431449
rofl she is such a slut
and she rationalizes it by saying shes poly
>>27431767
Well, also we have to consider that people make it a hard life for them. It can't be said that the treatment by itself definitely causes suicide, when there's evidence from the people who are still around that it can work out great and you remember that transexuals live in a hostile environment basically anywhere in the world.
Death is also not the only reason people drop out of studies.
>>27431788
Oh man, thanks Hitler
>>27431825
nothing
>>27431825
I came back because my friends live here and i have a home here.
Didyou transition yet
>>27428243
Yeah, sup my nigger?
Bloxgsudufksk
>>27428243
i'm biscum desu/
>>27431795
T U C S O N
>>27431767
They drop out because their previous-gendered selves come back for revenge, taking everything for themselves and sucking their victims into the Tomb of the Zeitgeists, where they're buried alive.
>>27431759
That's simply not true, been on 4chan since 2009, r9k since about then. Trap threads were never a thing until later on and I can categorically say you're wrong
>>27431827
Filthy, dumb, poly scum.
I legit thought she was a prostitute at the time, by appearance
>>27431847
Enjoy spitroasting melania with trump, friend
>>27431855
No never. So youre back in san an? Me and neens are trying to get outta here still
>>27431905
Quit goofing off, this is a serious thread!
>>27431911
Trap threads have only become prominent on /r9k/ in recent years but how does that prove me wrong?
>>27431843
>transexuals live in a hostile environment basically anywhere in the world.
Maybe, but in this case they shouldn't all be killing themselves until they're old. Colleges in North America and Europe are trans-friendly. If they're killing themselves for lack of love interests, that's fucking stupid since all of /r9k/ would be dead in that case. The hostility is at most only part of the issue.
>Death is also not the only reason people drop out of studies.
That's true. Some of them could be happy "women" now and say, "fuck your study, that's part of my old life." Others could have de-transitioned or something and had the same reaction. But since we don't know, and since pre-op trannies have such a ridiculously high suicide rate, we should assume it's at least somewhat higher than most studies have generally concluded and it's probably part of the drop out rate.
Alternatively, it may be this
>>27431905
>>27431843
Trannies want a hostile environment that constantly gives them attention and a cause to fight for. The only thing they'd draw the line at is being murdered.
>>27431891
Yea and
>>27431930
Yea back in sa. Visit some time, I'll politely refuse to sex you and you will inevitably forget me.
>tfw no cute boyfriend to tear my boipussy asunder and cum in me with the force of Zeus' lighting while yelling like a tribalmen that just killed a wild animal
>>27431950
because the next stage in degeneracy is trans. If trap threads weren't even around till later on, what makes you think robots would be remotely enticed by a fucked up male? That only started when the original inhabitants got bullied off of here/moot killed the board for a while.
>>27431983
>imblying
Im dating neens
>>27431942
Zeitgeist are real, anon.
>>27432051
Dude idk, yall all have sex with everyone it freaks me out
>>27432004
an even more fucked up male*
>>27432004
>what makes you think robots would be remotely enticed by a fucked up male
Because they have no options and any affection is better than none. Only a blue pilled normalfag will try to hold out for the "perfect" qt.
>>27432123
no, not really. Robots made fun of and derided traps. I know this from posting in 7 year old threads. They were thirst but still held some conservative values.
>>27431449
4, 5 and 6 acute
>>27432172
Those aren't robots. A robot is outside of standards and values. That's what a normalfag who is a part of society has.
>>27432123
>Robots get lonely
>Robots want to lose their wizard power
>Robots want a gf still
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
normalfag failure GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27432239
being a robot does not mean you have no values whatsoever, jesus christ. You can argue this with me ad infinitum and I will still maintain you are wrong. Robots generally hated stacies, people with gfs, faggots, normalfags, and chads. All of 4chan hated faggots before the second wave of leddit/9fag/ we are anamolous kiddos changed the site for good. The possible exception being fujoshit on cgl and occasional outliers elsewhere.
>>27432066
Meh not anymore. We are monogamous since we started dating
>>27432206
John a best
>>27432294
nice robot roleplaying there, friend. haha. totally epic.
>>27432334
There were ALWAYS trans threads on old /b/ not as frequent but the overt trolling of them was from the edgelord 9gag learmy kids
>>27432360
>roleplaying
My post was a joke but you're still a newfag piece of shit who doesn't belong here. Take your tfw no gf/why can't I get sex I WANT SEX threads elsewhere, faggot.
I hear /soc/ is nice this time of year
I actually feel like I would make a great boyfriend for a trans women I think their gorgeous
>>27432388
>implying everyone here isn't roleplaying
the original populace moved to wizardchan, among other places
fuck off with your "newfag" slinging, read up the comment chain.
>>27432374
Futa was more the norm on /b/, there's a difference in my mind.
fag threads on /b/ (trap/futa) universally were shat on since I started browsing, and 2009 is a little early for 9gag to become relevant, I feel they were more around 2010 or 11 when they got popular.
Regardless, even on /b/ faggy threads were irrelevant, and the ledditors and 9fags are liberal anyway, they wouldn't be ones to shit on gays so much as the original population
If there are any trannies on this board who look like OP (highly doubt it) hit me up--tall muscular chad with robot sadboy sensibilities.
>tfw no qt tranny gf
Who are you kidding OP? Even trannies rather have Chad.
>>27432729
Even the hons don't want robots. There is no hope.
>>27431242
>>27431858
>>27431879
I posted that and forgot about it. want to be my gf?
>My face when this entire fucking thread
>tfw no qt trap gf
i would literally do anything
Any qts in Melbourne
>Tfw not cutie enough for chasers
>>27432519
You forget that line-trap from 2007 is now pic related.
Traps have always been part of 4chin's culture, git gud.
I have the original video of line trap at the convention that started it all somewhere. Not going to look for it, as I'm sure it's available somewhere.
>>27432881
Gays hate trannies m8.
These are all biscum
>>27433262
There are plenty of guys that would still take you but I bet your standards are too high
>>27428214
But I like boobs. Do trannies grow decent boobs with hormones?
>>27433262
Post pictures, please.
>>27428386
who does
unorigneal
>>27432843
Sure senpai. Only if you're passable.
>>27431702
>treat mental illnesses like any other
Mental illnesses are treated according to the DSM. Hence, I'm getting treatment. You're not one of those crazy medicine denying schizos are you?
>>27431891
>>27431795
>tfw I'm also a passing tranny in tucson
I wish you guys weren't here. If you were slightly further, I wouldnt be afraid of being outed
>tfw no qt transbian gf that makes me feel guilty for lusting over her
Ree, etc
>>27431771
Believe it or not, but I don't always trip. I do like attention though.
>>27431684
You're shittt!!!
>>27428214
that's a beautiful boy
>>27434965
Will someone please go rape and beat pizza already so he stops attention whoring
>>27435172
Maybe the rest of should start attention whoring to take some of the attention away from him.
>>27435204
We need less attention whoring, not more.
>>27435229
But anon you can't stop the attentionwhoring.
>>27435260
That's why I have to hold out hope that someone will put pizza in his place.
Any aus trans here?
Another one of these threads eh...
why are there so many of these threads in /r9k/ all of a sudden? what happened? before there was none and now... there's at least 2 every day.
I'm not complaining, I mean I'm glad you guys are able to talk about your feelings with other anons, but its all so sudden.
>>27433307
>high
Ye i guess. I've talked to a lot of dudes actually but everyone is white and i just dont really into white guys?
Warning spoiler image: degenerate tranny incoming.
>>27435717
why don't you like white guys? all about that BBC hey?
>>27435753
It aint even about the bbc. I just have an incredibly high standard for white guys. They have to be like really hot for me to be into. They just arent my type.
>>27435784
Hmm might be a hard sell. So what is your type?
>>27435799
>Hmm might be a hard sell. So what is your type?
Hmm. I like this guy a lot.
>>27435817
Literally a bbc cuck lmao
That's pretty funny mate I won't lie. What's a hot white guy for you?
>>27433250
M-maybe...
Southern suburbs
>>27435852
proof of qtness?
die robot
>>27435839
There are two prototypical white guys I'm into. Henry Cavill, and Dan Avidan. Very different dudes i kno.
>>27434965
Lying slut
>>27435870
Hmm so basically gonna go with the black guys hey. You a Yank at least?
>>27435889
I live in murka.
Looking for trans gf to go out work / provide housing and food while i stay home cooking and cleaning. Ill be your loyal neet bf forever and my love will be true
>>27435852
Is it a hard gig in Melbourne?
>>27435899
Well at least theres lots of bbc to chase
>>27428214
>tfw ywn be a trap because 6 feet tall, broad shoulders, and chiseled jaw
>>27435859
Not really cute but I have ok tits at only 8 months of estrogen pills.
>>27435932
Got beaten in school a few times before I even came out. Since then people have been pretty cool.
When I was under 18 the royal children's were incredible, helped so much with everything.
>>27435972
I'm sure you're ok looking. That sucks you got beaten. You didn't deserve that.
> the royal children's were incredible
What does this mean?
>>27435990
The royal children's hospital in Melbourne, sorry used to calling it shorthand since everyone does.
They have a specialist gender clinic there where my hormone doctor works.
They stopped gatekeeping and actually got shit done. Lots of high ranking professors and endocrinologists.
>>27436023
That's pretty cool. Nice to hear they were handy. I'm from hobart so idk Melbourne slang.
What do you do with yourself?
>>27435964
same but 6'6
Anyone in DFW
>>27436042
Oh cool, another Tasmanian.
>>27428341
What does Islamic immigration have to do with LGBT?
>>27436061
Why couldn't I have just been born a girl. So hard to find a masc gay guy
>>27436088
Sup man. Where do you fit in and what do you do with yourself?
>>27436102
Muzzies dislike lgbt people, progressivists
>>27436042
If you can come here then do so, if youre lost email Michele Telfer.
I'm currently a filthy NEET.
>>27435990
I'm pretty shy anon, here's a shy pic.
>>27431325
>I love that term too, "passing" it implies deceit
Well you ARE saying you're a girl when you're not.
>>27436105
Sheffield based NEET.
>>27436164
Ew a neet. That's pretty rough. idk about going to Melbs. Its a big place and I'm pretty easily confused.
Poor shy you
>>27436178
Fucking hell man that's a bit out of the way. What do you do around there when you're not being a neet?
Why do r9k ppl know so much about tranny trips
>>27436189
It's not that far. I used to go to high school in Devonport. That's where I go to buy stuff that I don't get online. I repair CRT tvs as a hobby and collect retro games, mostly Sega Master System and Mega Drive.
>>27436191
I live with one
>>27436191
I know you, maddie.
>>27436212
Yeah but Devonport is out of the way itself. That's a pretty cool skill though. I wouldn't know where to start with one. Why are you neet?
>>27436235
>>27436231
Which one?
Inb4 muted
>>27436240
Devonport is a decent size, I also go to Launceston on occasion, but that place sucks.
I was going to be an apprentice electrician a few years ago but that fell through before it started. I have only had odd manual labour jobs since.
>>27436254
Neeners
>>27436264
She's cool and has a rly big dick
>>27436259
Yeah that sort of sucks mate. There must be a job of some sort going in Devonport for you. Even just working retail is better than sitting around getting old
Does anyone remember the OP from a thread yesterday that said he's going to start trapping? He actually looked pretty good.
I wonder if it will work out for him.
>>27436277
I hate retail and office jobs, I have to work with my hands. I was going to see if any of the farms are putting more hands on. Smithton has gone to hell for jobs, Burnie died years ago, and GSK aren't hiring. No wonder youth unemployment is over 20% up here.
I'd really like to be in a relationship with a transgirl, shame I live in a homophobic shithole and they all live hundreds/thousands of kilometers away
>>27436314
I'd rly like to be in a relationship with a boy, shame about my face and body lol
>>27436321
Allow non-registered guest on the kageshi chat, I wanna fap to cam girls
>>27436321
You're not unattractive, maddie. Maybe you should try DDP yoga or something to tone your body and burn calories.
>>27436321
You can improve your body and face easily though
>>27436337
What's ddp yoga?
>>27436343
I'm already planning my first surgeries xD
>>27436311
idk what to tell you man. I can't imagine it being that nice up there desu
>>27436352
A high intensity form of yoga created by Diamond Dallas Page, he was a pro-wrestler in the 90s. It works really well. It burns calories without strenuous exercise, it is good for joints, circulation, flexibility, and strength. I got into it after a few too many football injuries made it hard for me to run, squat, or do anything with my knees and it helped a lot.
>>27436371
I don't like cities. It's quiet and cold up here. The fewer people who live around me the better.
>>27436373
Sounds pretty cool desu
>>27430386
Did they actually throw him? I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this pic.
>tfw all I get his hate
;_; why /r9k/
>tfw the only thing keeping you alive is the delusion that you will actually transition one day and be able too pass
Anyone wanna end it for me, I'm too pussy myself tbqh
>>27436609
You turn trap threads into tripfag general. The thread just turns into you and a couple other tripfags talking about whatever you want instead of staying on topic. We don't hate you. We hate that you kill threads instead of just talking with your friends on skype or something.
>>27436610
Do it, invading women's spaces is awesome
For real tho being perceived as and treated like a woman
>pic
anyone here stewing and brewing
>>27436610
I'll pay for your hormones if you become my sex pet.
>>27428457
>Be me
>Have cute weeb asian girl (inb4 reeee)
>Girl cheats on me with trap
>Get trap fetish after that
>Tried hooking up with traps on 4chan, but never worked
>>27436641
what chat client is this
>>27431669
I kinda crushed on one some time ago, then realized how shitty her personality was and the crush dissapeared. Feels good man.
>>27436368
Can you post a pic? I'm too tired to stalk the archive
>>27436656
kageshi, used to be called shittychat
>>27436633
I don't kill threads :( they get like 400 replies when I post..
And I would talk to frands on skype if they actually wanted to. I don't wanna annoy them with mylonelinesshowever.
>>27436691
I didn't ask for this anon
>>27436690
;_; was it me? pls respond
>>27436102
Theres a lot of muslim countries that kill homosexuals
>>27436709
Huh, nothing wrong with your face, fampai
>>27436730
Big nose, heavy brow, long philtrum, boxy jaw, saggy
>>27436699
I wish you would be more considerate. Other people want to discuss stuff without you and your friends talking amongst yourselves.
>>27436739
>I want to look like a plastic doll
post body
>>27436763
No, just imagine a superhero/pro wrestler. I do want to look like a desirable woman that men stare at on the street and catcall tho
>>27436760
I'm sorry anon.. I didn't mean to bother you or anything
>>27436709
>>27436739
Wouldn't clock you if I saw you on the street. I'd take you for a 7/10 cisgirl. Problem is, you forget that cisgirls also have
>Big nose, heavy brow, long philtrum, boxy jaw, saggy
Which, btw, is not as bad as you think. Bad self-esteem?
>>27433268
Christ, is that a recent photo?
>tfw deleted my Bailey Jay folder years ago
>>27436713
You "joke" about being a natsoc just a wee bit too much somtimes for my comfort, but you're an OK trip apart from that. Esp when you post lewds.
>>27431314
Trannies don't abuse it though. Its literally illegal to purchase hormones in England without going through the NHS. I have to jump through so many fucking hoops to convince some retarded therapist with a sociology degree I "deserve" hormones.
I wish I could just buy them in an open market. And I can buy them now, but because they're illegal it pushes the price up significantly.
>>27436709
Eyebrow plucked too far
>>27436842
But desu familiam, if they where avaliable on the open market, a lot of bros would buy them and put them in people food as a lark.
>>27436650
I would do it in a heartbeat if you looked decent tbqh
>>27433268
Wow she really ruined her boobs.
Why do people who get fake boobs always ruin that shit? Is it impossible to have fake tits that don't turn to shit?
>>27436881
Well then they should punished. They don't ban slug reppellent on the open market and that's 10 times more dangerous.
>>27435899
Where?
I live in atlanta,georgia. we could meet up and fuck. im also black
>>27436833
lol don't be silly, sweet pea. It's kinda amusing you really think I'm at all natsoc14/88
But seriously ;_; did you at one point have a crush on me and now you totally hate me for some reason?? This makes me sad irl.
>>27435972
I'm >>27433250
You got a kik? I'm also in south suburbs
>>27436917
Nah I pretty much have a crush on you still but I'm bitter about it.plz wear a SS-uniform and make me worship your feet
>>27436917
If you're actually a National Socialist I have gained a newfound appreciation for you, pizza.
>>27436709
You look like the average white girl. Nothing wrong really, depending on how you smile and act you may even be seen as a super qt.
I'm jelly because r9k is full of trannies that are qts and I kept fighting my GID urges and now I'm a sad lonely robot that wanted to be a cute girl but can't because I'm almost fucking thirty.
>>27436986
Frickin lewd senpai how did you know my fetish.
>>27436990
>tfw /pol/ only likes me if I'm a straight up nazi
;~; please /pol/ kun isn't being edgy and alt-right enough for you?
Daily reminder that trannies age worse than women, which is why most quit at around 30.
>tfw no cumdump to use on easter because femboys in Melbourne are rare af
>>27437045
>how did you know my fetish
Well I'm crushing on you so I've been stalking you, duuh...
>edgy and alt-right
Damn I would hate-fuck the shit out of your ass...
I want a trap gf but I'm seriously not gay.
Like I would be totally turned off if they didnt look somewhat female. If they were to go back to looking like a dude, I would probably dump them.
>>27435817
I look like that when I grow out my beard, but I'm not so hardcore as to be thuggish.
>>27437083
Lewd desu..
>>27437139
Fuck off female cunt.
Why the hell is a disgusting female even in our paradise thread?
>>27437147
>Anon thinks I'm le cis gender
You must be from the vocaroo thread :3
>>27434990
Too bad they only exist on the internet.
I work at one of the busiest airports in the world, and I don't think I've ever seen a trap yet. I mean I guess it'd be hard to identify them from a glance..but im sure I could probably tell
more traps bloxx
robot makes it hard to dumb images
>>27428214
Fuck you degenerate scum of the earth go away from my r9k REEEEEEE
>>27436298
Yeah I remember. Does anyone have the picture of him saved?
>>27435870
>Israeli Jew
>white
Well, I guess faggots aren't known for being smart
>trap thread
>not a single one of them pass
the usual
>>27437390
I have a Jewish friend with blonde hair and blue eyes. They're probably whiter than you m8
>>27433250
Contact? you're pretty qt anon
>>27437173
>vocaroo thread
The one where you talk about Hitler, you little nazi slut?
>>27437430
Oops meant to quote >>27436164
Most transsexuals have a misguided perception that undergoing surgery will solve their problems (e.g. If I look like a woman, society will accept me). The exact opposite is true, as most realize that they've spent stupid amounts of money (along with permanently disfiguring their face and body) only to look uncanny and alien-like towards everyone else.
I blame the media fro portraying transsexualism as a viable choice. It's a mental illness, the only transsexual friend that I knew committed suicide 2 months ago. If you're thinking about "transitioning" to another gender, don't; you'll strongly regret it
>tl;dr attempting to change gender will negatively affect your life, and there's a much higher change that you'll end up killing yourself
>>27437435
I'm not a nazi >. <
>>27437419
You're definitely not white if you're a jew.
>>27437495
>pale white skin
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>"not white"
Are you actually retarded?
>>27437495
Oh but you are a little slut? Good to know. So, you gonna post lewds or did I unzip for nothing?
Wew lad! If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
I'd have two dollars.
>>27437560
I think she means "white" as in ethnicity, like what box would you tick on a college application. If your ethnicity is "Jewish" it isn't also "white", regardless of what you look like. I know romanis who are blond and blue-eyed; they still ain't "white", they're romani.
>>27428214
why are faggots infesting r9k?
is this some kind of elaborate ruse from the CIA and FBI to cuck we robots out of the genetic pool?
I was out in Orlando one night with friends. I was talking to a trap all night, didn't even realize it until she told me at the end of the night. She looked really good. We're still friends. She always tries to hook up with me. I probably would if we weren't so close. I never considered myself bi until I met her. Guess I am.
>>27437560
White = Aryan
No need to be salty about it. Your friend is probably an Ashkenazi Jew. They like to blend in with white people because of their similar appearance. [Spoiler]They also like to change their last names from Goldberg to like Parker or something. I wonder why.[/spoiler]
>>27437564
I don't have any new lewds. Except for that pic of my tits I already posted. Gonna have to go to the archive in you need a wank.
>>27437590
This
>want a robot bf
>they only want you if you're passable, young and pretty
>>27437688
>not a nazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5hXwo4De0
>>27437634
Hit it. For the love of Christ. I fucking hate it when people get what I wish I could have, and then throw it away.
TRANNY GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN????
>>27431449
why does 0 look so familiar
who is she
>>27428214
Is that Somik-Chan? I can't tell.
>>27437814
nah nose seems smaller, guess not
>>27437814
Somik is a girl, the dick is photoshopped on
pizza
how does it feel to know that as a real fembot, i can make one post and get 1000X more attention than you?
>>27428281
Islam is the worst enemy of any lgbtqijkdsrhfjkshg!
I don't want islam as transfag.
That said, muslims LOVE trans women on dating and pr0n sites... (Lots from egypt)
They are very kinky due to strict religion.
>>27437886
Post ur pic with timestamp
>>27437886
Feelsbad(wo)man
>tfw no fembot friend that gets off on bullying me ;_;
>>27437867
>Somik is a girl
i don't think anyone found out what their real gender was.
this is the most pathetic thread i've seen on /r9k/
why couldn't you cunts stay in /lgbt/ for fucks sake
>>27437751
I probably should. We go out sometimes, and people don't even know she's not a woman.
>>27437961
>Somik is a cisgirl
pic fucking related
>>27437990
do u wanna be my bf
>>27438012
are you an actual girl?
>>27437992
Do it, don't be a faggot. Please just... while you're railing that boipucci, spare a single though for us lonely robots and our feels when no trap gf.
>>27428214
This tranny looks like Cody.
>>27437990
I found a more pathetic thread.
It's the one you just made that has 0 replies.
btfo :^)
>>27438023
yes but god fucked up my chromosomes ;~;
>>27438042
If I grew a Hitler moustache would you let me tickle you with it while I rimmed your asshole?
>>27438044
Pumpkin, the lord didn't do this to you. It wasDarwin.
>>27438044
don't become a trans "girl" for fucks sake man get it together it's bullshit you'll regret it and kill yourself you stupid fuck
>>27438042
not surprising considering how much you faggots have ruined /r9k/
what the fuck happened to nig music general, what happened to the camel poster, what the fuck i don't recognize this place anymore
>tfw finally a cute austrap in these threads
>miss them
brb necking myself
>>27438074
Then either make those threads or fuck off.
>>27438088
no fuck you i want my comfy /r9k/ back not this degenerate shit
>>27438101
traps have always been on r9k.
>>27438074
>don't become a trans "girl" for fucks sake man get it together it's bullshit you'll regret it and kill yourself you stupid fuck
its too late for me anon...its too late...
>>27436709
all i have now is tricking straight men into having sex with me
>>27438101
Go cry on someone else's shoulder.
>>27438074
I just miss /cripplingdepression/ and dandy anon. Dandy is still alive right;-;?
>>27438074
>nig music general
You mean the real nigga hours threads? I'm down for that famalam
>>27438087
like 90% of traps on this website are in Melbourne
>>27438113
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKk
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD
WHAT THE HELL MAN
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS
>>27438120
I miss Frog and Feels Tavern, haven't seen those in a while
and Dandy? Space Dandy?
>>27438122
hell fucking yes finally a nigga who speaks my language
>>27437961
omaigah!
i like so much the womans body that i want one thas my obsession but i cant ever think go on hormones thats pretty scary you know
>broken english btw
>>27436709
Can we get a pic of that ass? or thighs/legs?
>>27438101
go back to your trailer park board on /pol/
you have them confused for us you fucking redneck piece of trash
>>27438074
>Literally nothing of value was lost
Pathetic tbqh familam
>>27438120
Hi Pleb :B
>>27438130
Dunno about that, I've never found so much as another local twink from here.
>>27438140
fuck off I'm liberal as fuck but I hate fucking faggots and trannies
it's degenerate and disgusting, God made you a man for a reason you dumb asshole
>>27438150
That's cuz you're new af
>>27438154
I think you may have grossly misunderstood the essence of liberalism.
>>27438113
A rapist moving onto raping men. Typical.
>>27438113
for real tho can someone pls explain to me why guys do this
>>27438130
I was hoping you meant Melbourne, Florida.....but nope
>>27438134
That's here fairly often. And yeah, his wife died and the last thing they did together was watch that show. I wanted there to be a movie or a third season andake sure he saw it. I really hope he's doing OK. His wife sounded like a really great person from what he said.
>>27438143
Hi!
>>27438154
Lib means idgar whaf you do familamb.
>>27438183
Because most are desperate morons that can't take a hint.
>>27438183
because we're fucking retardedoriginal commento
>>27438180
well i don't know what the fuck you call it but this is a sensible stance
faggots and trannies just ruin our family based society, fuck them and their mental illnesses
>>27438183
because they want you poussy!!
>5 trips in this thread
What the holy fuck?
>>27438220
you will never defeat us
>>27438183
If you cannot fathom why, you do not belong here.
>>27438120
What's the source on the photo, I like it. Not the meme part.
>>27438183
Because A) they're desperate B) you look low maintenance / desperate / easily attainable
>>27438154
>Liberal as fuck
>God
Sickening faggotry. Stay cucked my man.
>>27438183
Men are thirsty. Nothing new.
>>27438220
people won't hear your voice in this shitehole unless you trip anymore
it's either trip or die
>>27438242
i don't give a fuck what you think you sick bastard, everyone who stays "cucked" to God gets infinite reward while you cunts burn with Satan in hell forever you pieces of shit
Who /uglyafandhasnohopeofgettingabrorgf/ here?
>>27438209
Yeah, that's a conservative POV.
>>27438220
I only trip in mtfg and threads related to it.
>>27438230
No idea.
i fap to tranny porn almost exclusively so i wouldn't mind having a tranny gf
>>27438242
women too desu
>>27438257
*raises paw*
>>27438215
triggered
>>27438264
this.
I've also fucked a tranny hooker for around $60. The sex was much, much better than the female hooker I paid for.
the blowjob was 10x better, the ass felt 20x better than pussy.
>>27438251
Holy shit, just pipe down and let them do what they want.
you think telling someone that they're a "faggot" over the internet is going to do anything at all?
or do you secretly want the Pizza-cock or something? is that why you're in this thread?
>>27438264
post source nigg
>>27438264
>>27438280
>chasers
>>27438281
no, they are fucking disgusting weirdos and when I have kids I don't want them to grow up in a world full of fucking abominations
Why the fuck won't they listen? Fucking estrogen turns them into complete nutcases
I don't want faggot Pizza's cock, I hope he cuts it off and kills himself later the son of a bitch
>>27438251
Would you be interested in black trannies, so it seems you're a black guy?
>>27438251
>god
Shouldn't you be hyped about a zombie jew today?
>>27438264
Would you take the bottom of the barrel, vomit-inducing ones?
>>27438271
But okc guys like you idgi.
>>27438327
literally the only ppl that message me on okcupid are the ones that dont read my profile where it clearly says i have a shenis, and if i actually do talk to them then they'll stop replying to me after im like HEY BTW U KNO I HAVE A DICK RIGHT
>>27438316
I'm not black I'm white as the moon, I don't want suicidal maniacs of any color
>>27438327
Fuck off you atheist piece of shit, all the shit you talk about Jesus will bite you in the ass when you die, hopefully that's soon
>>27438313
If you don't like them why don't you do something about it instead of complaining about it on 4chan.
Go outside and wave a flag around while people throw tomatoes at you, you faggot.
Nobody is listening to your opinion, so there's no reason for you to be shit-talking in this thread.
>>27438354
I get messages on there all the time from women that I've told numerous times to leave me alone. 90% on there are nuts.
>>27438354
but maybe that will change after i get $40k worth of implants and plastic surgery
>>27438251
Do you get to eat candy all day too and dance around in your magical fairy tale land? Wow! Heck, I'd be a complete tool on earth if it meant my tiny pea brain could live forever in a fluffy white cloud world like from Super Mario 64!!!
>>27438257
Pleb a CUTE
>>27438271
Damn, kinda jelly desu. Female chasers are godtier.
>>27438281
Rofl I don't think he wants the cock, but I do think he wants big strong guys to run a train on his gf.
>>27438271
hhmm
start: use your mind 1.0 beta...
thinking....
analyzing..
making a response...
complete..
they want your dick/poussy or boipossyandfemdick
>>27438382
probs doesn't have one desuoriginalu
>>27438359
kill yourself you stupid bitch, it's obvious that the fucking kikes will ruin my life if I speak the truth
I'll shit-talk you crazy pieces of shit until you see the fucking light
>>27438382
I get to do whatever the fuck I want, I'll be a dick to every fucking trans abomination I come across
Funny how you call me pea-brained when I'm in fucking med school
Thank God you people are infertile for fucks sake i wish the chinese or muslims would just take over and kill you all at this point
>>27431449
>)
rollan for 7
>>27438354
Oh, damn. I don't think I'll ever even get that.
>>27438357
Hopefully a cager runs me down at work today. I'm not brave enough to diy.
>>27438382
Have you seen what I look like pizza? I'm like the worst looking trip in the gen. I'm a lot worse than the anons I've seen too.
>>27438429
>Wants muslims to take over
We get it dude, you're a cuckold. You don't have to keep telling us.
>>27438327
>Would you take the bottom of the barrel, vomit-inducing ones?
could ask the same to you since we're on /r9k/
Recently broke up from my bf. He was a very femme male who passes more than some women do (not that that mattered to me but it seems pertinent to this thread).
I loved him. Did everything for him and treated him like a god. Heart broken now. Biggest fear is knowing how unique he is and that i probably wont find that in life again.
>>27438463
don't give a fuck, all i want in life is to see you freaks dead
if letting sandniggers is what it takes i don't give a fuck, let them all in
>>27438429
the only thing the Chinese is going to take is over is your gaping man-cunt, you slithering faggot.
>>27438459
u just need to do ur hair and put on some makeup tbhon
>>27438459
Yes, I remember you :3 you have a ways to go, but I think you're cute. No hugbox.
>>27438429
wow calm dude you dont have to make a fuss its okey what do you think but remember
you have to apply directly to the hurt area
of course i dont have to explain because you are going to be a doctor
>>27428243
M-me
Why?
>>27438175
Bet I've been here longer than ur mum m8
>>27438533
here you go again being a passive-aggressive smug prick
why do trannies have no real arguments supporting their delusions?
>>27428386
"I know a lot of faggots that love me"
>>27438533
>of course i dont have to explain because you are going to be a doctor
Holy fuck, literally made me fall out of my chair
>tfw ur a woman with a penis
Just fuck my shit up
tfw no ada black gf/bf
>>27438621
isn't that the whole reason of being a trap?
>>27438464
I don't think you understand. I look more like a man than most of you.
>>27438481
Mohammed will gladly run a train on your wife. Quit prepping the bull bro.
>>27438488
That's a weird way to say extensive ffs.
>>27438494
Oh, you're confusing me with someone else then.
>>27438669
what wife?
>>27438646
eye mean i think the "reason" for _being_ a trap is being a man who wants to be a woman. perhaps what you're talking about is the reason men _jerk off_ to traps.
>>27438669
I want to see how you look like now because you either have some really shitty self steem, and trust me, I got low self steem too or you're just blowing this out of proportion.
You can't honestly be worse than me seriously, I gave up on all this trans stuff because I knew a 6'2 foot dude with footballer build would never be even remotely passable.
>>27437446
Emily.adela skype
>>27438725
I think traps are traps because they like having a feminine body but also like having a peen.
Isn't it?
I can't help but love traps/trans. Any in Florida?
>>27436947
No kik sorry :(
>>27438752
i wouldnt say my body is particularly feminine and i hate having a dick and am gonna chop it off next yr but idk maybe some trans women get off to being a girl with a dick but they're agp soooo
>>27428243
>transbians
wtf enough with all this new terminology
>>27438741
Fuck it, at least there won't be anymore "you aren't that bad" memes. Only one I got on new phone gomen. I can scour the archives if you want me to.
>>27438867
why would you literally upload the picture sideways
>>27438796
Any other way of having a chat apart from here?
>>27438867
Get a fkn haircut
>>27438867
those hips tho
@_@
kill me
>>27438382
The perfect qt.
>>27438891
I dunno my phone did it.
>>27438909
Showcasing my face would be a mistake.
>>27438916
Ehhhhh. I still got a fat man bod.
>>27438867
Alright, honest review from the anon who gave up on his little girl dreams because I could never pass as a giant wide motherfucker due to having the wrong genetics (My family from the mother side is russian, my pic is literally my uncle with exception he has a lighter shade of hair).
>Hips are wide, nice and girly. Basically help you pass as a thick girl.
>I don't like your hair, needs to get longer and style it out I guess.
>You definitely needs FFS because your jaw is manly, sorry. Also I'm not sure if it's due to the lightning but you have a beard shadow (Can be fixed with electrolysis or whatever is the name last time I checked for myself).
>Shoulders are somewhat wide but not bigger than your hips which can help.
>You got chubby girl hands.
That's all I can think of. You're not perfect but I think you have more potential and chance to get sorted out than me.
Final advice. Start saving money and get FFS.
>>27436912
Texas.
>>27437129
T E X A S
>La robot shil
This board is dump
>>27438997
do me pls =) r8888
>>27438997
I am desu. I might be bale to get insurance to cover it tho.
>>27438909
Oh wait I have this one too. Shit is no make up boy mode.
>>27439048
That shirt accompanies your body very nicely. qt
>>27439048
wtf nigga, you look like a straight up fat boy. holy shit, lose the weight, bitch, then try to trap, or kill yourself. either way, you'll stay ugly as shit. omg
>>27438074
>a tripfag complaining about /r9k/ going to shit
You must be legitimately autistic if you don't see the irony in that
>>27439117
I only trip so people hear my voice
>>27439028
Can i do you?
>10/10 perfect trans princess
>>27439028
So you have a picture that I can rate? Like showing shoulders, hands, hips, etc?
>tfw I'm becoming some kind of passing reviewer on this thread.
>tfw I should have just skipped this thread to feel less shitty about being a guy and perma unpassable.
Guess it's too late to close the browser and kill myself so let's proceed.
>>27439048
You did fall for all the memes.
>Trump hat
>Fucked up tranny life
>Fucked body by all the shit food
>a FUCKING HTC phone
Do you actually take hormones or do your tits come from the fat because I actually can't tell if you are just gay or trying to look a girl but you just look out like flatout real satire.
>>27439073
Not really cute desu. Bretty grodie desu
>>27439107
Thanks for seeing the truth fampai. Been trying to say I got no hope forever now.
>>27439107
I disagree. Boyish face, but still pretty qt with the body.
>>27439122
lemme hear voice?http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1h1XIVlxm
>>27439048
hips and tits are great. you just have a normal guy face, definitely not bottom of the barrel. your body looks very feminine.
post ass now
>>27439135
i really didnt want to post my body in this thread bc it suxxxxx
http://imgur.com/a/T4T6b
>>27439123
hi bb <3
>>27439142
I sound the same as you almost
>>27439157
honestly, I've only seen one picture of you (face pic from "traps of 4chan" jpg) but you're p much my ideal girl, facial aesthetics wise. plus maddie is a ridiculously hot name for a girl
>>27439142
by far the body is the worst part, you can make your face look feminine with the right makeup and hair.
his body is totally digusting tho
>>27439107
kinda this tbqh famalamadingdong
You body shape is absolutely disgusting. But losing weight is possible. Eat less, do cardio and get back to us when you've lost at least 25lbs.
>>27439157
saying this as a straight guy who is trans amorous, I have a crush on you and think about you often ... thanks for the new pics!
>>27439138
I am a meme. Biking daily as an ic to lose weight desu. Pic is like a week old first one is more akin to my body. Guess what phone was used to take this pic. It makes the meme.
>>27439143
Nah I'm just a fat dude with low t. Below the barrel desu.
>>27439289
Tbh I've been. Never fall for the tricyclic meme. Worse than SSRIs
>>27439157
Alright, time for me to rate.
>Hair is pretty good and has a feminine hairline.
>You have the same eyebags as me, not sure how you can fix that but it could help a lot on having a brighter look, let's put that way.
>Your mouth looks nice when you smile.
>Your face is a bit wide but somewhat girly wide, you kinda remind me of a crazy feminist (sorry don't want to be a dick, take it as a compliment)
>Hard to explain but I think you plucked your eyebrows a bit too much. They aren't bad but there's something about them, maybe it's the bones in your face I guess?
>Shoulders are a bit wider than your hips. Try doing some exercise focusing on your leg muscles so you get a bigger butt / wider hips.
>Tits seem alright on the pictures, probably on the small side for your build IMO.
>Your hands look fine, a bit big but not veiny.
>You got chubby girl legs. I like thick girls so it's a bonus.
>Your feet is nice too.
Final observations.
Get FFS (I will always say this because why not, it helps a shitload)
Exercise to get a bigger butt / hips to help on the curvy girl look.
Find a way to get bigger boobs.
Also never wear tumblr glasses because due to your looks, you will pass as a female but at same time as a feminazi.
Hope whatever I typed makes sense because I'm drunk as skunk and it's just 1pm here.
>>27439377
H-hey anon you are good and honest about my face what glasses do I get now ;-;
>>27439477
I'm not really sure, my preference for glasses is usually rimless or with a slim frame but they are bad for round faces since they will accentuate it.
Rectangular shapes also help make the face look less round so it should be in your list.
Finally if you're getting FFS you should just wait before you get new glasses, Hair and facial structure will basically make your current glasses obsolete.
Don't take this picture as a guide but only as something to consider when you're getting your new glasses.
Also bring someone to do it with you, preferably someone who will be sincere.
I'm not sure if this is only with me but I never look the same in pictures or in the mirror, like some weird optical thing due to lenses or whatever so I can never trust the store mirror when getting new glasses.
>>27428214
>degenerate faggot supports Trump
Not surprised
>>27428214
>gf
>implying any of you mentally ill faggots are actually women
Please kill yourselves
>start off straight
>start fapping to futa when straight porn couldn't satisfy me
>start fapping to full on gay porn
>a few months ago start regularly fucking my ass with a dildo
Is there any hope for me?
>traps complain they're lonely
>even higher standards than gays and girls
>>27431449
I'd fuck Sarah Palin tbqh
>>27440064
don't think so, anon.
oc
>>27428214
>trans "women"
>robots find "gfs" in this thread
>>27435972
Your buddings could be bigger.
>>27431449
roll go go go
>>27439346
y-you too anon <3
>>27439377
tyyyy. i have a really broad torso so i will probably get BA to make it look better if my tits are small, i wear a B cup but push up bras in those photos make them into Cs. hopefully ffs soon, i wanna get my nose and forehead done
>>27440204
Everything could always be bigger but in scheme of things mine are going pretty well so far.
>>27440064
I'm gonna go fap to futa now. Jeb
>>27440064
You white guys are so fucking gay.
No, you can't have my BBC
>tfw go to an extremely liberal school full of SJWs
>tfw have to go stealth to avoid chasers and tumblrinas
>tfw wanna date someone but it's too much of a risk to out myself and get fetishized if things go sour
Save me, /r9k/.
