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>tfw guys only go after girls dressed like sluts

No matter how much you try to deny it online, I see what actually happens in real life.
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>tfw customers only buy my products when I put them out on display
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so dress like a slut if you want a bunch of guys to chase you. thats typically what a slut wants after all.
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>>27412396
ohh poor fembot
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>>27412396
Let's destroy and remake this world together
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>>27412396
>>tfw guys only go after girls dressed like sluts
OK, so now you know how to make yourself attractive to guys. What is the fucking problem?
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>>27412712

i think she is trying to imply she is different and not a slut

but obviously we all know that's not the case
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Whales are a hard sell either way, just hang around outside fast food places if you want a bf that will appreciate you for who you are.
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>>27412733
nah familiare even anime cons are full of landwhales in cosplay and they look disgusting but they always have a bf.

it's fascinating
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>>27412396
I don't. I'm a manchild though.
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>>27412396
That's because we assume that girls dressed like sluts are more interested in attention from guys. It means we have a better chance.
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>>27412765
Just because i'm dressed this way doesn't mean you can stare at me creep, oh hey chad did you buy the condoms??

Fuck off weirdo
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>>27412739
I'm pretty chubby although would like to think I don't look disgusting. I can confirm that with a bit of confidence extra weight is just not a barrier to getting attention from guys. There will be some really attractive ones who won't look twice at you but I've never had a problem except when I was younger and underconfident and assumed everyone thought I was ugly. It's more like a cultural thing that gusy don't like to admit to finding chubby girls attractive, but a lot of them really do.
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>>27412798
There's plenty of proof that guys like chubby girls there's no denying it, i'm not talking about chubby,i'm talking about planets dressed in spandex with foam weapons imitating fairy tale characters honestly i think it's a ridiculously stupid anime and very overly generic but normies really like it for some reason

i don't mind chubby myself, but the point is the word chubby varies from person to person, the issue i have is that even if chubby a woman would still need to preserve the hourglass shape, which most chubby girls don't have

and i don't have chubby models in my folder.
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>>27412854
Yeah I have wide hips which I think allows me to get away with a fat tummy. Also I think dressing up as anime characters even if a little cliched now gives the impression of a girl who is uninhibited and wants to have a fun time, which guys also seem to really go for.
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>>27412883
i just think if you don't have the body for it don't dress it, because you are forcing me to scorch my eyes and scar my mental sanity, and it's really hard to contain myself not to tell YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT DON'T DRESS IN SPANDEX

but obviously i can't because i would look like an asshole

>but but anon you don't have to look hehe

Well that's the point since they take up so much space you are forced to look at them.

Also the being uninhibited thing i don't think applies i think it's mostly... a sexual fantasy, you see her dressed as sexy kirby yes they do it it's absurd and you want to fuck her brains out

she was wearing nothing but a pink bikini and a small kirby hat, and they call it a cosplay.... her boyfriend was the biggest beta i've ever seen , the poor guy was carrying a bad as big as him, full of camera gear and also her bag

top kek
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>>27412396
Guys who (actually) go for conservative girls are usually pretty traditional... in a bad way.
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>>27412958
the wife boxing is their national sport
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I go aftwr girls who arnt busted up mentally or physically. Nobody wants to have kids with a girl that has genetic deformities.
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>>27412941
>a sexual fantasy, you see her dressed as sexy kirby yes they do it it's absurd and you want to fuck her brains out
Well there you have it... you want to fuck her brains out. It's not difficult to get male attention by dressing up, even if you are chubby like me and the pink bikini girl you saw. This is just how the world is.
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>hey bby wan sum fuck
>no thanks
>OH WOW FUCK YOU SLUT YOU WEREN'T EVEN HOT ANYWAY

erry day.
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>>27412987
yeah but ofcourse i won't go up to her , that's not a gf you want , you don't want a showoff that loves that much attention.

i view her just as a sex object i would never in a 100 years dream of asking her a serious and meaningful questions, even though she may be fully capable of a relationship, the need for her to show off is somewhat of a red flag.

The fact that i want to fuck her brains out doesn't mean i want her as a gf, dude it's like your first day of male psychology?
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just wanted to add I feel like there's a lot of pressure to not be attracted to chubby girls and it's supposed to be shameful to be seen with one

but I think that's rude and actually pretty horrible to think someone has such low worth just due to how they look.

also I'm attracted to some extra weight
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>>27413011
still falling for the 3d mayonnaize, it's your fault faggot
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>>27413023
>The fact that i want to fuck her brains out doesn't mean i want her as a gf
Loads of guys do want exactly this. If you can make them happy sexuaqlly they want to keep you in their life. Trust me.

>>27413028
This guy is exactly whaty I'mn talking about. Feels attracted to chubby girls but is aware there's social pressure not to be. So many guys are like that.
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>>27413054
>If you can make them happy sexuaqlly they want to keep you in their life. Trust me.

Wanting a whore that dresses in skimpy costumes and feeds off of male attention by the hundreds

Nah thanks familiare, a relationship can't be based solely on sex, real life is more than that.
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>tfw no submissive bf
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>>27413028
it's a social stigma faggot, chubby women even if with small amounts of fat are seen as unhealthy, and in some cases the chub becomes overweight, that's why.

The perception of beauty has changed over the centuries, but now we know that any visible amount of fat is not healthy and that triggers the brain into seeing it as a bad partner for reproduction, you want a healthy set of genes to impregnate, ofcourse all of this sounds retarded when explained but that's the subconscious process males or females make, the chub preference comes up when it's a sexual fetish and it overwhelms your normal parameters.
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>>27412396
Stop making these threads you disgusting cunt.
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>>27413121

you are lost the fag central is that way

>>>/lgbt/
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fgvsebjh rjyytjkyjyruhyt jjsy
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>>27413121
shut up, elisabeth
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>tfw going to graduate soon and now you suddenly have to think about being a grown-up and finding a husband
>tfw HHKV and don't even know how to make friends, let alone find a person who wants to wake up next to you for the rest of their live
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>>27413246

.... it take literally 0 effort for a female, what are you talking about
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takes*

original correction because keyboard has been smashed to death
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>>27413296
>men actually think this

It's actually quite difficult for educated women to find husbands. Men want voiceless fuck-holes and they cannot lie.
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>>27413092
>real life is more than that
You sure?
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>>27413364

>it's so hard to find a chad that wants to have a serious conversation once in a while and that won't leave me

Nobody wants a voiceless fuck hole, you want someone that can understand you the same you understand and "love" them, but alas, people are different and vary and at the end of the day it doesn't matter because people get bored of each other.
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>>27413396
i'm pretty sure i don't want an attentiowhore yeah.

if sex is everything to her then she can sayonara right off to the big black cocks in the ghetto or on bangbus
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>>27412396
>Chads only go for sluts
Here fixed it for you. Most normal guys are intimidated by attractive slutty women and perfer to approach a girl who seems easier to approach aka the modest girl.
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i thought this was a render

it's not

it's a cosplay

fuck me lads, i wonder who is the lucky lad that brings her tea in the morning
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some women are really into spanking and it's a legit fetish
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based till


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOyS6LQeD7I


the new anthem

Your flappy butthole
A soggy cave
I put in my parts
And let them bathe

Call me freaky, call me sick
I like it sticky, I like it big (Fat!)
I hate it skinny, I hate it flat
I don't need mini, I like it fat
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To me there's nothing more arousing than an below avarage/ugly girl trying to dress sexy/slutty (as long as it isnt those obese, autistic weeb /cgl/ girls) id want to make her confident
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>>27413439
fembots dont want anyone but a chad though
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>>27413743
as a black female my existence is KV-repellent and manlet-repellent and there is literally nothing I can do about it
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>>27413863
Maybe take down those twerk videos of yourself and we'll consider becoming zoophiles
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>>27413952

fucking hell that was savage
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>>27413952
holy fucking shit famalambo. that almost made me feel bad
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>>27412396
>tfw there's a girl that people hate because she's stupid and a feminist
>guys still touch her and allow her to sit on their laps because she dresses and acts like a slut, while ignoring the nicer but more conservative and shy girls

REEEEEEEEEEEE AND THEN YOU GUYS SAY THAT ONLY FEMALES DO THAT TYPE OF SHIT WITH CHADS

HUMANITY ON A WHOLE IS ROTTEN
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>>27412409
kek.

>>27412396
Otherwise known as...
>Guys only go for girls that look like they are tryin' to attract guys and make the effort to at least look approachable, because then there is less chance of the guy being labelled a "creep". So unfair, guys should just come up and go after me even though I always frown at them and look like a bitch... FML.
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Not always. If the girl is cute enough then it's good but it's also nice to see what goods you're taking home.
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>>27414071

female reeing

we have reached a whole new level of sadness
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>>27413364
The trouble is women think college inflates their value. Men don't care about women having degrees at all.
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>>27414250
that's not correct, an educated woman in a field that matters shows a capable human being.
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>>27414250
>Men don't care about women having degrees at all.

Proves my point
>Men want voiceless fuck-holes and they cannot lie.

I think it's funny that men only want to breed with uneducated Stacies, then act like the morally superior sex that is solely responsible for the advancement of the species
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>>27413044
>A roastie sex toy
Gross.
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>>27414320
>having a piece of paper makes you educated
Any stacy with a good memory could get a degree.

Just because men don't want this it doesn't mean they want, as you put it "a voiceless fuck-hole".

Men want a nice feminine woman, not some rabid SJW.
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>>27414387
I think equality is peverse but I see feminist staceys end-rape-culture-now getting masculine chad bfs that protect them and treat them as fragile and delicate
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>>27414423
They probably don't spout that shit around their men though, and these types tend to be very submissive to their boyfriends, at least in my experience with feminists.
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>>27414387
>>having a piece of paper makes you educated
>Any stacy with a good memory could get a degree.

Do you know what education is, Anon?

So why don't you have a degree?
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>>27414485
feminists, submissive?

really? i thought they loved to rock the bedroom and be always on top because women stronk
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>>27414500
I do have a degree though, and yes you can be educated on certain matters without it.

>>27414502
They are incredbly submissive in bed, it's quite the opposite but you would think that. They justify it in that they have sexual freedom, and within that freedom they can be submissive while also being a stronk woman.
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I couldn't care less about a degree.

But watching a woman fix a car or tear down a notebook is hawt.
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>>27414556
wait what?

that doesn't sound right....
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>>27414556
So why is your degree more valuable and "rightfully" more desirable than a woman's?
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>guys only go after girls dressed like sluts
that wouldn't be true... if people like me went after girls at all. Too much of a faggot to even approach anyone.
Girls who dress like sluts fucking disgust me.
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>>27414639
i don't think that's what he meant, the degree doesn't make him instantly more valuable , it's the position that degree could take him to, the status it could give.
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>playing War Thunder
>really like tanks
>talking to random steam friends about tanks
>tanks are nice
>girls und panzer, yukari best gup <3
>want to gently fondle her and go shopping for new swimsuits
>never mention I'm a "LEL GRILL GAMEYR!"
>still friends with most steam friends
>still playing War Thunder with them
baka desu fampai I mean just lezz out already yuri is the way to go no one wants a manchild in denial

the only guy who knew I was a grill completely changed himself and personality once he found out by accident, I was in a voice channel on ts and he happened to join the lobby (not sure how he even got this specific servers IP) and saw my name/steam name (use steam name on ts lobbies too), he just completely changed and started doing a lot more :D :^) :3 all this shit, why cant stuff just be relaxed, he kept asking me about my clothes too.

God damn. I just wanna play with tanks.
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>get bf
>tall as fuck
>8" dick
>he's Chad
>have to resist leaving him because I'm not good enough

I didn't ask for this, I feel so nervous around him.
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>>27414997
>getting a bf
>ever
literally no idea how to into a bf famalamo, I just buy bd dildos and invite grills over and do lewd things as well as vidya gamerinos and buying burgers

>mfw have to count calories to stay under 140
>mfw cant just binge on burgers anymore
does it get worse? I'm 19 now I don't wanna do this forever.
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>>27414935
the thirst of beta orbiters can't be quenched
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>>27415041
you're a female, it's just gonna get better once you become a milf and all the pretty chads want that experienced pussy
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>tfw everyone makes me feel like a freak for having a nearly non existent sex drive
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>>27415041
You do lewd things with girls? That's not natural my friend. Please throw out your dildos and cheeseburgers.
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>>27415066
>chads
>wanting decrepit women over the age of 25

I'm laffin
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>>27415044
shit posting aside since I did bait a bit in my post

Its not that I don't want a deep connection with a guy, or that I'm too good or anything.

I mean, I don't act overly nice, I don't go out of my way to type girlishly, I don't even HINT at it, I just type like everyone else, but the one time he found out everything changed. And I knew this person for two years. TWO YEARS. Two years of talking about tanks with a pretty cool guy, two years of war thunder, two years of just shitposting and watching chinese cartoon streams, and he just changed completely. Now we rarely talk or play, I don't like how he tries to hit on me or even jokes about it. Why can't we just go back to talking about tanks and vidya and new doujins and mangoes?

>>27415066
>milf
I don't want to fuck 18 year old kids with my saggy tits and worn out roast
seriously though, would love to do the ara-ara anon-dono mom thing with someone younger and be their first time, only when I'm like 30. Kind of like sawa-chan being a perv to the HTT girls.

>>27415081
just buy a vibrator and give it a try its not even a sex drive its more just like, it feels really good so I do it often and I like feeling good, like theres no before-feeling that drives me to it either

>>27415082
>throw out cheeseburgers
kill ys my man :^)
How are burgers unnatural?
>lewd things with girls
a clean shaven qtpt who you can hold at night is better than anything in the world my friend.
although I haven't had any grill to hold for the past year and a half ;_;
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>>27415125
but they do , i mean atleast once they want to experience the meme.

>>27415137
>Why can't we just go back to talking about tanks and vidya and new doujins and mangoes?

because you are everything he wants from a woman, how hard is that to understand.

also top kek thirsty beta faggot getting flagged hahahaha fucking gold


>seriously though, would love to do the ara-ara anon-dono mom thing with someone younger and be their first time, only when I'm like 30. Kind of like sawa-chan being a perv to the HTT girls.

yeah there's whole pornhub channels dedicated to camwhores stealing away virginity cards, a dude had to masturdebate 3 times so he could last a solid 14 minutes for the video

top kek
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>>27414656
I think of it as a natural thing. Females have the pressure of looking biologically sexually desirable in order to incite a male for coupling. It makes sense that dressing revealing, sensual clothes will do the trick more efficiently than dressing subtle, casual clothes. And as with everything else, mental conditioning is a big referencial tool pointing to which side our sexuality is tending to. Some men will find certain characteristics more attractive than others. Same with females. We, as humanity, may reach a point where women will be the ones choosing partners and not the men, resulting in a role reversal situation where men will have to look very attractive with all his desirable male attributes to get an "average" woman's attention.
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>>27415125
>thinking chads have standards
There's a reason every ugly girl thinks she's too good for beta cucks nowadays. They all get 1 shot with Chad because he just wants a fuck RIGHT NOW, so he settles for the first dumb bitch to take him up on Tinder. One little taste of that Chad cock and they can't commit to anyone inferior ever again
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>>27414320
>Proves my point
No, it doesn't prove your point at all. A degree really is just a piece of paper, it may help you get a job but it doesn't say anything about you.

You think having a degree determines one's value... that's fucked up. No wonder you're alone. Forget about a date, I wouldn't want to be anywhere NEAR a conceited prick like yourself.
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>>27415212
Well I'm terminally autistic when it comes to shit like this anon, and on top of that I've never been with a boy. I've just been harassed and bullied in both grade school, middle school, and in high school they let up but they'd tease me. I think I was too sensitive.

Maybe if he had a vagina....and a small loli body...or if he was a shota....then maybe....

Anyway I don't know what its like to have a romantic partner the only girls I've been with shared my interests but we were like friends who just had lots of sex with dildos and stuff. Is that a lover?

Hm. and I've told him "dude, you're acting differently, I liked it when you just talked with me normally before. Whats up?" and he'd just dodge the question. I've asked him one million times.

>stealing away v-cards
....l-link pls. I've only looked at 2D because 3D a shit but maybe I'll change my mind once I see this channel.

>>27415308
>Degree is just a piece of paper, doesn't say anything about you

Really? This has to be bait. A degree can say many things. Being college educated says a lot about a person. You can't just whisk yourself through University anon, even if you're chad or have daddy paying the professors, it requires a good amount of work (inb4 its easy) its really not. It takes long hours of studying, mental effort, and drive to put in the time to get a bachelors degree let alone a graduate studies degree. These people have something within them called discipline, its a skill that is learned, something I'm learning now. A degree might not determine ones value, but lesser is the man who does not see the value of a degree.

You hold yourself to a high regard anon. You must be pretty "chivalrous" to not want to be near a "conceited prick". Picture perfect beta orbiter cuck-bot. You give brobots a bad name.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! CHAD KEKED MY GAME!

GIVIN THE BROBOTS: A BAD NAME!
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Woman-logic:
>Want to get laid
>Realise that guys only go for girls who dress like sluts
>Play the victim instead of dressing like a slut

You can't have everything, darling. Be a slut and get a guy or stop fucking whining. It's not like you have to get a decent job, work out and be funny to get what you want.
Even women have to put effort (albeit very little) into things from time to time.
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>>27415363
yeah what ever dude i don't care i just told you why he is acting differently, the guy is probably considering suicide.

>Anyway I don't know what its like to have a romantic partner the only girls I've been with shared my interests but we were like friends who just had lots of sex with dildos and stuff. Is that a lover?

ohh i get it you are the detached cold emotionless girl that doesn't like boys got it

Top fucking kekkaroos


just go on pornhub and google camgirl fucks virgin or something like that, i can't link now because people are behind me


Also not the other dude, but just because a person has a degree doesn't automatically make them better, even with all that discipline the peace of paper doesn't make a person, actions and behavior that's what makes a person, nobody says college degree are worthless but you should not think that a person is better because of it.

A person can have a degree and still be a complete piece of garbage
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peace instead of piece

jesus man the chocolate is getting to me
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>realize no one in this thread has a pussy
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>>27412396
Not so. Just MOST guys.

there are exceptions.
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>>27415468
I never said a degree makes someone a "better person" it simply means they have some form of discipline instilled within them.

>detached cold emotionless
not at all, I just don't show it I don't know how, I would be scolded and beaten for doing the wrong thing at the wrong time as a child, so I just kind of stopped expressing myself in anyway, which sucks because now when I'm happy I don't know how to show it.

>considering suicide
any ideas how to make him not want to kill himself then?

>>27415481
chococochccococo
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>>27415504
B L A D E E

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>>27415529

i dont go out cause im nervous
i wont come back to this world man
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>>27415511
> some form of discipline instilled within them.

but aren't colleges full of frat houses and party's ?? i mean am i missing something, i don't see too much discipline when watching spring breakers

>but but not everyone

well there's a very large amount of 20year olds going at it so it's kind of weird.

American schooling is the joke of the world, pay us 300k so that you can study some shit and when you get money and pay off your debt give us more money because mmmmerca, sometimes i wonder how the fuck did you even manage to get on the moon.

>I would be scolded and beaten for doing the wrong thing at the wrong time as a child,

oh shit, yeah metal scarring as a child tends to be what causes most problems later in life IE daddy issues, and other fears of abandonment.

>which sucks because now when I'm happy I don't know how to show it.

REI the doll is alive

>any ideas how to make him not want to kill himself then?

DO IT FAGGOT DO IT, but in all seriousness i don't know, he already knows there's no snowball chance in hell for you and him to ever be together so he must understand that and move on, but he's too much of a pussy ass beta orbiter to do that, so he is gonna stick around and be contempt with just talking to you.

>chococochccococo

i'm on the second easterchocolate 160grams egg
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>tfw boyish skateboarder girl in my class
Would marry desu
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>>27412396
>guys only go after girls dressed like sluts
I am currently trying to date a chubby girl who is blind in one eye. Fuck off.
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>>27415592
/r9k/ embodied
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>>27412396
"hey losers! give me attention!"
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>>27413364
"educated women"

that's cute
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A girl I am trying to quest online still talks to the guy she said she broke up with every day, and he is currently staying at her house (they live a few hours away and he came to visit). They're still dating aren't they.
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>>27414320
you sound worse than a guy

no wonder nobody wants to be with you
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>>27415759


TOp fucking c___uckerino

you are an emotional tampon anon, get away run
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>>27415363
>You can't just whisk yourself through University anon,
>even if you're chad or have daddy paying the professors

Yes, you can, there are tons of mentally unstable dimwits with degrees because they have rich families, most professors can be bribed and if you pay enough, eventually the university will give you the degree anyway. You don't need it as proof of 'discipline' either, you can easily figure that out from someone's everyday life and actions.

And no, I am not chivalrous. I am generally willing to help anyone out, but only when I know they would do the same. If I suspect they won't, I will definitely shun them. It's the reason I hate sjws, feminists and anyone else with an overblown ego.
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>>27415774
I know. fml I thought I had a chance too
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Depends what you're looking for.

If you want a guy to have a quick steamy affair with, naturally looking slutty is a good idea.

But if you want a long-term relationship/husband, not looking like you want to sleep with half the town is a good idea.

It's not that hard.
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>>27412396
>tfw you can get laid just by the merit of wearing a skirt
>tfw girls dont go after guys ever.
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>>27415788
40 top shelf cakes

ah don't worry man, 3d is overrated, stop shilling the meme, women are not worth your time effort and money
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>>27415231
Arguably, we already are to an extent.

The Government is now the husband to increasing numbers of women, who no longer rely on a man to support them. Leaving them free to make decisions regarding who to have sex with on the basis of shallower traits like how muscular or handsome a man is.
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>she thinks the opposite of dressing like a slut is dressing like a man

Bitch, get some class. Wear a nice sundress and some simple shoes with a small heel and smile more. Have a look about yourself that doesn't say "im a bitch, dont talk to me". A look that says 'yes you can talk to me' without saying 'please fuck me, oh god im so desperate and my biological clock is ticking away'
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>>27415956
>he thinks girls here look like that
>he thinks they'd look like that in a cute dress
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>tfw slut dressed women are much better in any aspect as a fembot (considering this meme actually exist)

>tfw the effort to get a fembot is the same as to get a decent and mentally healthy woman.

>tfw fembot just have robot hobbies to get attention.
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>>27415956
>"class"
>grandma dress from modcloth
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>>27412396
first of all, there are no fembots, it's a meme, a work of fiction people like to believe in because their life sucks and they turn to fiction for relief. much like lord of the rings, star wars and the bible.
second of all, only betas go after sluts (chads are not included in this because they're unlikely to be cyborgs). while chads want sluts just for sex, betas fall in love with them. they orbit them, worship them, but never get to fuck them because they're beta, making them unacceptable for all females. betas are not robots. they're cyborgs at best, if worthy of such a title. betas are failed alphas, making them primates, because they undergo the pack classification that all primates undergo. robots are gamma and are not interested in romantic relationships with anyone. same is for hypothetical fembots. if they were to exist, they surely wouldn't post shit like
>>tfw guys only go after girls dressed like sluts
this is how i know you're an unattractive female beta, suffering from sexual frustrations. therefore, you can't be a robot, or robotess, you can only be a failed slut at best.
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Occasional lurker here.

How the hell do I get a cyborg girlfriend? They're as asocial as I do, so there's no chance to interact, and if I show interest and try to be nice they think I'm better adjusted than I actually am.

It's impossible or am I missing something? Should I write a diary for 6 months and send it show my real me?
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>>27416618
it's not something that happens so easily it's chance, you have to find the right thread at the right time say the right things and maybe she will have some interest and if you slip your skype in there it's done.

But that shit is rare and it's not worth it.
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>>27416618
I ran the idea of a dating site for social rejects and other failures but /r9k/ pointed out that even if fucked up girls used the site it would still be chad-like vultures that scoop up all the decent broken women.

You're meant to be alone. Society and nature in general means for us to die alone, preferably without passing on our failed genes
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>>27416668
Hum. I don't think it's worth the time. I come here rarely, and even that's too much.

>>27416682
Actually, that's a great idea, anon. I don't think normal people would get in there when there's many other mainstream alternatives. And even if they did, the choice is made by the female anyway.

>You're meant to be alone. Society and nature in general means for us to die alone, preferably without passing on our failed genes
I don't think there's any meaning or plan. I remind you that every human is the accidental son of nature. I can pass my genes just by donating sperm around, it's the raising a kid part that seems over the line to me.

I encourage you to go ahead with the robo/cyborg/misfit dating site. Targeting to a specific demographic makes those sites much more usable and effective.
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>>27416755
yeah no sorry i phrased it badly, women in general are not worth time effort or money
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>>27416763
I would invest money, time and effort in achieving a relationship, but right now it's like cold fusion. Just a black hole that guzzles resources without returning any result.
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>implying females arent playing on easy mode
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>tfw genuinely hate men but really want a bf to snuggle and fuck but realizing i would never be able to trust him because all men are horrible
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>>27416820
leave the 3d mayonnaise behind and embrace the omega
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>>27416894
>all men are horrible
All people are horrible, honey. That includes you.

>>27416919
I like to see pictures of pretty clothed 3D girls. Fight me in real life.
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>>27416894
>tfw genuinely hate betas but really want a bf to snuggle and fuck but realizing i would never be able to trust him because all chads are horrible
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>>27416947
i am a peaceful soul anon, i don't fight
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>>27416956
nice meme
i had a boyfriend who was beta and he was awful
every man ive ever known is total garbage
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1/2

>go to mcdonalds
>disgusting beta under 6'7' start talking to me
>tell me he will offer me a restaurant meal because i am pretty
>accept reluctantly, this is the least he can do for me
>mfw this beta expected me to talk to him at the restaurant
>finished meal and left outraged
>when leaving restaurant my left high heel broke
>random beta notices I am about to fall, go out of his BMW and catches me before I fall
>I scream RAPE RAPE RAPE THIS MAN IS MAKING LESS THAN 100K A YEAR
>beta looks at me in panic, gives me $1000 and say "I'm so sorry madam, please do not press charges against me".
>call Kritsy, Tiffany, Jennifer and Sharon so we can shop with the money this beta gave me
>We end up shopping the whole day
>I finally set my mind on buying a new high heels pair of shoes for $900
>Kritsy, Sharon and Jennifer go to some party
>With the rest of the money I want to buy my usual Starbucks coffee at $30
>To my horror I notice that Starbucks is closed, how dare they?
>Have to go to a different coffee shop and settle for a $10 dollars coffee
>Tiffany gets called by her beta provider and has to reassure him he is his best friend
>she then asks him to meet her so he can buy her new clothes
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>>27416976
You should fight the good fight, though.

>>27417003
>all men are horrible
I was just pointing the inconsistency behind your words. If all men are horrible, then all people must be, since there's nothing intrinsically evil about males.

If you go that route you're no better than the jaded misogynists that say that all women are evil succubi (female).
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>>27417018
2/2

>With the rest of the money I order some caviar for $70
>Manlet waiter is trying to have a small talk with me after I ate
>I leave the restaurant without paying in outrage after this beta deems himself worthy of my attention
>A man is trying to stop me to make me pay and grab my arm
>I scream RAPE HELP ME and he gets arrested by the police
>Decide to later go to the nightclub to meet up with Chad and Brad.
>I suck off Chad in the nightclub toilet and he cums all over my face then he leaves me alone for the rest of the evening
>Gets depressed and drink too much to the point that I consider having sex with a 6'6' 9/10 who won a nobel prize in chemistry or science boring stuffs who works for the government and makes only 300k a year.
>shows me his gold medal of Olympic swimming champion
>Okay why not but just a blowjob
>Wakes up today morning sleeping with him
>How could I have slept with such a subhuman?
>Fill a lawsuit against him for rape arguing I was drunk

You don't know how hard it is to be a female
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>>27417003
yeah i'm sure it's only their fault and you are completely exempt from any sort of responsibility in that relationship.

>but he cheated

then hes not beta

>but he treated me like shit

implying you treated him like a human being and didn't use him

>>27417018
oh boy here it comes
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>>27415956
>like to wear dresses
>notice some guy on the bus trying to get upskirt pictures
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>>27417021
i didnt reply to you i replied to the guy said that i think all men are bad because im only interested in chads
>>27417050
hes mostly at fault yes
he didnt cheat and no i didnt treat him badly
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>>27417021
there is no good left to fight for.
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>>27417078
greentext and context please.

i'm sure it won't be unbiased at all but it's always a fun read
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>>27412396
NO ITS NOT TRUE!
just dont be a fat whale.
and you also dont see robots or cyborgs very often in real life :^)
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>>27416894
No no, women are garbage. They'll break every one of those "romantic movie" cliches which men conciously try to avoid. Such as talking about your ex all the time, and trying to get rid of you by being a bitch instead of just breaking up. This and they unironically say "I need to learn to love myself". They basically pile all the bullshit hollywood romance shit in, no matter if its obviously not a good thing
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>>27417078
i guess the man in norway are not good enough for you
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>>27417134
Or you could be a fat whale and still get laid all the time... so there's that too
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>>27413246
females have life on easy mode quit complaining and open your legs
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oh god this is gold, the keks keep on giving

>26208176 Great. Give me your contact info so we can have a conversation, and get to know each other better

>26208212 I am 5'6 ripped white irish manlet. If you like Leprachauns who are ripped give me contact details. I need some one right now.


>>26208212
>>26208231
>add me on kik sunniwat

toppest of keks

>Age
22
>Gender
female
>Country
norway
>Number of people you have had sex with
3
>Age you lost your virginity
17
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
just r9k
>Do you smoke?
no
>Do you drink?
sometimes
>Do you use drugs?
sometimes
>Job?
student
>Pets?
wish i had a dog. used to have horses and dog

damn she edgy son, dat weed dude lmao doe
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How do I speak to you autistic bitches then? I see girls all the time that could probably fit right on site. I feel like if I was to approach them they would act all silent and it would feel like me carrying the entire conversation, and after about 6 words from your mouth, I give up.
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>>27417269
>>Number of people you have had sex with
>3
>>Age you lost your virginity
>17
>>Do you use drugs?
>sometimes

disgusting.
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>>27413952
I bet she wishes so bad that Chad would fuck her as savagely as you just rekt her
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>>27417287
don't worry ma mang, you aren't worthy of them.

who in their right mind would date someone that visits r9k, that goes both ways

have fun with norwegian qt

>add me on kik sunniwat
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>>27417078
You did.

You also said.
>>27416894
>tfw genuinely hate men but really want a bf to snuggle and fuck but realizing i would never be able to trust him because all men are horrible

You're a tripfag, so you should be able to follow your own comments.

>>27416947
I'm this one.
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>>27417305
the ripped irish manlet killed me

top 40 keks
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>>27417091
Jason Alexander gives me hope, though.

>>27417134
You can see many, if you have basement-vision.
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Everyone who regularly participates in the femcunt feels threads must kill themselves.
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>>27413011
It's hard to get rejected, we get angry because we imagine everyone else is having sex, a relationship, and love except us. That it's one guy cycling through all the women til they get ugly and hard to find attractive. We want a faithful and loving partner, instead we get treated like dirty by an ungodly number of women.
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>>27417363
i've lost mine since the end of highschool, seeing drunk women is revolting

>>27417369
not seeing we are actively against it

did you even read the thread faggot?
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Tell me it's going to be okay /r9k/

;~;
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>>27417439
would you like a beautiful lie or an ugly truth?
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>>27415604
T H I S
H
I
S

Girls dressing like bois immediately makes me interested in them
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>>27417425
>seeing drunk women is revolting
Yeah, the worst thing in the wide world, for sure.

Maybe you should enlist for a while. It will widen your perspective.

>>27417487
Seconded.
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>>27417439
asl pls
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>>27412396
No men go after sex.
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>>27412396
Sounds like another land-whale of a woman who is jealous of girls who arnt afraid to show off there body
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>>27417472

Give it to me straight anon..

>>27417504

24/cheese and crust/Bangor Maine
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>>27417512
P.S maybe if you want a man you should make the effort to fucking to talk them.
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>>27417497
no i'm good , no intention to fight for a government that uses soldiers for a resource war.
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>>27417543
> no intention to fight for a government that uses soldiers for a resource war.
I see you're not completely stupid.

Just browse landmine victims. You'll realise there are worse things than tipsy girls having fun.
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>>27417535
if you ask yourself whether it will be ok or not then it's already too late
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>>27414250
Depends I don't want to be with someone who also can't support themselves either. A degree isnt important but can you live without one is the question?
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>>27417535
>Bangor Maine
so far away...
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>>27417568

Hold me ;~; senpai

Originally a comment
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>>27417565
you took that out of context for no reason, makes me think you are a roastie whore that likes to intoxicate herself for some reason.

Women that can't stand up and lose all their appeal and beauty look truly horrible, and it's hard to watch.

What you are doing is saying there's worse things in the world you can't complain about X AND Y because landmine victims have it worse. And that's idiotic
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>>27417625

A / S / L
/
S
/
L

Give it to me.
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>>27415231
>. We, as humanity, may reach a point where women will be the ones choosing partners and not the men, resulting in a role reversal situation where men will have to look very attractive with all his desirable male attributes to get an "average" woman's attention.

Is this a joke? Or are women really this delusional?
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>>27417647
25, male, germoney
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>guys ramble about how they would never want to date a slutty girl who has had multiple sex partners
>guys want virgin innocent gf
>I'm saving myself for somebody who makes me feel comfortable/safe, somebody I know will be around for a long time
>Date these men and they don't want to wait until I'm ready, pressure me to have sex, break up with me because I refuse to fuck them after 3 months
You want a girl who spends all of her life staving off guys and not fucking them, but then expect her to give it up to you immediately?
Silly.
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>>27417628
fall and hurt yourself cunt
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>>27417671
AAAYYY

5 million mudslimes by 2020 senpai, have fun with your sharia law
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>>27417671

Okay another isis member here.

>>27417681

That's pretty tame.
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>>27417052
Comes with the territory, get a longer skirt or get a dress.
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>>27417680
keep it up, most guys are retarded (like most wimmen).

>>27417691
>>27417694
no bully pls.
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>>27417680
>girls have multiple sex partners before the age of 23
>expect the good guy they want to settle with to be okay with that

if he pressures you into sex then he is obviously not a good partner that understands your time cunt.

But i guess chad cock is too juicy

>>27417694
yeah i guess you living in the hellhole that is mmerca you are used to being called worse
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>>27413364
>older sister is a shitbag that used to tell me men's sexuality is inherently bad and men should be circumcised
>got her MS Psychology degree despite literally probably being Aspergers
>now she's pretty asexual and can't hold a bf even after going on dates and fucking him after a month

>>27414320
>women goes to university
>easy ride because she picks an easy rote degree
>scholarships can't get enough of chucking $1000s at women
>parents and bf will pay for your shit no problem
>have guys that want to form a long term relationship and fuck you everywhere you go
>you still manage to have a shit personality and fuck up everything
You haven't even finished the intro and you're already complaining it's too hard.

90% of women want a man who has tons of money and fucks around.

90% of men want a woman who's loyal, nice, and wants to have kids.

Now we live in a world where women 30 and under easily make more than men, and they STILL, NOT EVEN ONCE, will date someone who wants a long-term relationship.
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>>27416894
I feel the same way about women. But I can't help but feel like going down that road will only make me more callous and hate my own fellow brothers as time goes on. Eventually I'll push everyone out if my life and I'll be alone in my misery.
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>>27417637
25 yo male.

Alcohol is the cataliser of many good things, anon. If you have a problem seeing people tipsy you are the one who's out of context.

Getting tipsy with your friends is great. Getting tipsy with your girlfriend is beyond godly.

But what would you know.
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>>27412396
>Guys like good looking women

More at 11
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>>27417713
it's over for you krautmuncher, yuropoor is over.

"I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth."

all we can do now is watch
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>>27412396
No, I'm modest and guys are always going after me. My inboxes on dating websites overflow and I have 1800 matches on OKC. I don't sleep around because I'm not a slut though. Hell my ex broke up with me because I wasn't a whore. I don't wear booty shorts, yoga pants, low cut tops or anything.

You're just a sore loser robot who doesn't want to accept the fact that maybe you're the problem, not them. A pretty face and nice personality goes a long way, you probably have neither
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>>27417680
I had the same experience with women though. They say after being cheated on that they just want a 'nice guy' to 'treat them well', but then they get pissy and leave when they find out I won't have sex with them until we're in a serious relationship or married.

The worst part is I always make that clear early on, and they agree to it thinking they can 'seduce' me later. They just wind up making fools of themselves when I finally have to reject them.

All of you women who complain about how men act when you reject them, be assured you'd act 10 times worse.
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>>27417751
willingly intoxicating yourself , what a fucking pleb
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>>27412396
>implying I don't find it intimidating
Show me a well-dressed and conservatively attired woman I'll fight the urge to look at her and will never speak to her because there's no way she could actually like me
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>>27413364
>Men want voiceless fuck-holes and they cannot lie.
Not really.

>>27414250
Stop talking like you represent half of the world population, fool.
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>>27417734

>It's an "anon is brainwashed by his cucktry into thinking america isn't awesome" episode

Nobody has ever said a mean thing to me irl we don't have sharia law :^)
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>>27417788
This is the most cleverly veiled bait I have ever seen.
Kudos :3
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>>27417824
>be american
>go to uni
>get shot

>go to grocery store
>get shot

>go to the theater
>get shot

>go to work
>get blown up

Oh no totally, yeah your country is awesome, for as much as i like guns, i can't justify retarded niggers and insane christians fanatics
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>>27414320
I disagree with your point, but I know it's very common.

Once I made an informal poll, among male friends and 4chan (/int/).

Turns out most men wouldn't marry a woman that verifies ANY of the following conditions.

1. She's taller than him.
2. She earns more money than him.
3. She's better than him in his field (medicine, engineering, etc).

I guess that this supports your point, but I can assure you it's not about 100% of men. I, for instance, I'd die to charm a woman like that.

So don't lose hope. Simply seek men who are not insecure fags that want inferior women to inflate their egos.
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>coworker asks if I want to go to a club with her
>say no, get badgered into going anyway
>she disappears with the first guy to come up to her
>left alone in a place I've never been, surrounded by loud people I don't know who keep staring at my facial scarring
>wearing a dress I had to borrow from my sister that shows an uncomfortable amount of skin
That's what I get for abandoning my video games. I should have stayed home and ordered a pizza.
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>>27413364
>Men want voiceless fuck-holes and they cannot lie.

It's true.

I live for /r9k/ gems like this. Glad to see someone with common sense on here. It's why "mail order brides" are a thing - they want women who can't communicate, are 9+/10, and entirely subservient. Men are such vapid creatures that they think "love" consists of a blowjob and fucking off.
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>>27415743
seen in /r9k/.
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>>27412396
I dont think the people here seriously giving a fuck about fembots are the kind of people that are ever leaving their house.

Therefore youre wrong, yet again.
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>>27417881
kek. tell me about the non-sexual beta orbiters you friendzoned
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>>27417680
>literally "not having sex until married" would mean even 2-3 years after meeting someone at most
>back when people hooked up when they were 18 or younger
>now women expect men to wait until women are 30 before marriage, even though they'll literally get on their knees and beg to suck Chad cock
>already 23
>get man when someone doesn't want to wait until you're old and haggard before having kids
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>>27417858

>Be any other country
>Not realizing gun violence stats in America are skewed beyond belief and basically serve as propaganda to make our nation as cucked as the UK

Death by mass shooting is incredibly rare statistically. It's mostly gang violence. I do wish black people would stop shooting each other though. It really fucks with the 2nd amendment.
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do fembots shave their pubes or are you full bush mode?

bush is superior
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>>27417881
>tfw women are such terrible people they expect you to marry their worn out $100k debt cunt in their 30s
>or I can just go overseas and get someone 18-25 that doesn't have to live in poverty any more
Aren't you happy being alone? You make lots of money, wasn't that the point of going to university? Think of all those guys you had sex with, maybe those thoughts will keep your head filled with sounds instead of a house with children and keep you warm in your empty bed as you go gray.
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>>27417802
If you got down your high horse once in a while maybe you wouldn't be lurking /r9k/.

You sound like a boy who hasn't experienced shit.
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>>27417861
Don't get yourself get badgered into social situations, or situations you're not comfortable with. Not worth it.

It takes some time to learn it, but ditch guilt and tell people you have other plans for the weekend, which is true.
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>>27417971
I slept with an autist like a week ago, pretty sure she browses and she had a full bush going on, it was actually pretty gross, the only reason I got a boner was because I was drunk at tits. Also she kept whimpering during sex, it was a bit weird.
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>>27417971
>bush is superior
You've never eaten pussy, haven't you?
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>>27417936
I don't have any friends. Just a boyfriend who may or may not leave my bitter ass one day.

>>27417986
Do you think I'm jealous or something? You're the one that's going to be supporting a roastie on one meagre income for the rest of your life. You two can live in new-found poverty together, congrats.

Worst case scenario I end up alone and can blow massive amounts of money on travelling w/ my dogs and drugs.
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>>27417861
>tutor girl who has facial scarring (like from forehead to chin, either a dog or acid burn)
>want to put my finger in it and be inches from her faces tracing the shape of the scar
pls, just once
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>>27418026
>Not worth it.
It really isn't. I thought I might make a friend but I just paid a lot of money to get her laid and wear a dress I didn't like.
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>be young and stupid
>meet robot
>wait a couple months before having sex so I can get to know him
>he doesn't want kids
>reluctant about marriage
>starts playing league all day
>we hardly speak to each other
>needs constant confidence boosts
>talks about wanting to overdose
>becomes obsessed with porn
>pays girls online for sexual things
>becomes sexually abusive because he thinks porn should be real life

The lesson here is do not get with robots, they seem nice at first but deep down they are worthless. It's a waste of time.
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>>27418065
I think I would have to be very close to someone before I let them touch mine. Close to the point that marriage was looking likely.
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>>27415363
>I've never been with a boy
>lost virginity to a dildo
Nobody is going to believe you, here or outside.
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>>27418055
>supporting a roastie
Women from other cultures aren't anywhere as bad as American women.

>needing pets and drugs to get high
I'll just have my wife and children who'll love me, literally the best source of love evolution has to offer.
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>>27413044
>The meme ass rides again.

>>27417680
>betas in charge of making their mind up.
keksimus maximus!
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>>27418079
I've been with a robot for four months.

When is it gonna go sour? When is he gonna start being a weirdo? Please tell me so I can preemptively prepare.
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>>27418079
>The lesson here is do not get with robots
Fixed it for you
>The lesson here is do not get with Shitty people
robots can also be shitty people, but it's shouldn't be a blanket term
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>>27417844
I ain't lying senpai
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>>27418115
>Women from other cultures aren't anywhere as bad as American women.

L M A O

Spoken like an American. I'm a "foreigner" and trust me, our women literally laugh at naive cucks like you. It's funny how this is what americucks think, when foreign women (provided they're still white and not nogs) are the real ballbusters.

>my wife and children who'll love me
Your wife who is using you for money and a greencard, and your kids who are probably Vlad Thundervodka's.
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>>27418163
>greencard
>implying I'd actually go back to burgerclap
No thanks. I'd literally murder my wife and kids too, if she cheated. Not going to let any of those people run around.
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>>27418076
If you learned your lesson it was money/time well spent.

I forced myself through many experiences like that in college before reaching that point, so kudos.

>>27418121
Four months seems like a lot of time. Just watch him closely like you would any other partner and try to have a transparent relationship. Stay on the lookout for red flags.

I'm a dude, btw.

>>27418122
I agree. Though being a robot isn't a promising sign, it isn't a red flag by itself.
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>>27418122
I have yet to meet a robot who isn't obsessed with porn.
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>>27418191
>thinks a foreign woman will marry a wimpy americuck if it means staying in her own country
>actually wants to live in a shithole like ukraine or russia or moldova

I feel like I'm arguing with someone with an actual intellectual disability. I'm sorry if I came off as rude, I had no idea. Must be really hard facing all the adversity that comes with mental retardation.

>>27418217
I'd say my boyfriend isn't really obsessed with pornography, but only because prior to him I dealt with an actual addict who couldn't get it up and had like half a dozen TB of porn n sheit so the standards I measure by are a bit extreme
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>>27418217
This post is why people should study logic and statistics.

If there are any robots whose fap folder has reached irresponsible proportions: just use your imagination for masturbating. If you can't, then let your dick go until you're horny enough to wank until the end.
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>>27418216
Maybe, but I really regret just not staying home. I felt like a sideshow, almost.
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>>27418216
Nah being on r9k is a red flag, it would be for me anyway. But a singular read flag isn't a dealbreaker for me, especially since I browse myself.

>>27418217
That's your fault.
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have any fembots ever been in trouble with THE LAW?
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>>27418266
One time events don't matter much. Don't brood on it is my advice.

>>27418296
>But a singular read flag isn't a dealbreaker for me
I thought that was the definition of red flag.
I just come her occasionally when I'm feeling extremely asocial but still want to talk.
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>>27418252
>stupid slut LITERALLY can't find anyone but a rapacious Chad attractive
>attacks people who value marriage and children


>>27418296
>"obsessed" with porn
>sexuality is LITERALLY the most important characteristic of any successful species
>women live in a world where life is so easy they don't have to be sexual
>get mad at men for having access to anything our imagination can think
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>>27412798
there was this chubbygirl at hs I mired a lot because she was really talkative and smiled a lot, she wasn't really cute tho
you should try
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>>27418339
red flag = bad sign
It's up to the individuals opinion on how bad it is I suppose. If the red flag was that a girl has a cuckqueen fetish, then that's enough to go in the trash

>>27418371
Okay? what's your point? I'm a male anon..
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>>27418371
Oh, you're a porn addict.

No wonder you can't imagine an existence where a woman is intelligent but also kind.

Nevermind, lel.
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>>27418404
The women in this thread are insane.
>get mad when guys aren't stupid rich
>get mad when guys go after women who has a sexuality
>get mad when Chad wants sex, when she was the instigator in the first place
>get mad when undeserving men have a sexuality
>expect guys to wait until they're 35 and still in debt before marriage
>expect guys to want to marry a woman who's fucked 50+ guys
>expect guys to not want kids
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>>27418486
>expect guys to not want kids
What's so bad about this? They're a huge drag.
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most guys don't want kids anyway, it's the women that usually want babies
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>>27418446
I was talking with one Thursday, anon. Beautiful, kind, with two MS and working on her PhD in Computer Science. She is Iranian.

I'll tell you about nice women:
>usually in debt
>young have bfs or husbands but no kids
>olders usually have kids
>complain about how there aren't smart and nice men when they're dating/married a shitbag for his money, looks, or dick
>you can start seeing how they realize men aren't inherently evil shitty people, that it's been their dullness and bad decisions all along
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>>27417680
>date these men
>these
You are already a slut in the eyes of men.
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>>27418549
Oh shut up with your cuck fantasies you cuck.

99.99% of men are trash. They're raised trash, just like you were. The only good decision is just avoiding them in general.
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How do I spot one of these elusive fembots? What do they wear?

I'm kinda bored wasting my time with vapid whores who care more about their likes on Instagram than real life.
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>>27417993
You are excusing something that is objectively bad and harmful, i don't need to experience being drunk and be a mindless sheep, because "LE GOOD TIME HEHE"

why do you honestly drink? to lower the inhibition ?

Because that just sounds like a pretty idiotic thing to do, drug use of any kind seems retarded and people are fucking hypocrites about it.

I really don't understand the appeal of weed and alcohol, people don't like to be themselves and need substances to alter their state of mind, it's truly saddening.

>>27417951
don't really care faggot, i'm just saying every country has it's problem, me in yurop with the isis problem and the mudslimes, you guys have obesity fucking school shooters and hillbilly that sister fuck for fun.
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>>27418590
you won't find any true fembots IRL because they are at home knitting sweaters for their cats
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>>27418120
i thought i had the videos saved but i don't they're so wobbly
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>>27418590
I usually wear long-sleeved shirts and those really long skirts you usually see old religious women wearing. I don't go out often, though. Home is where all my things are.
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>>27417680
Not all guys, I genuinely want to wait. I'd go as far as to say I'm not willing to have sex without at least dating seriously for two years. But it's true that a lot of guys don't stick to it. Go for someone who takes what they believe in seriously.
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>>27418590
I walk around in my own neighborhood sometimes. I'm wearing black jeans, shoes, socks, black shirt. Hope that helps.
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>>27418643

>inb4 anon rapes someone that dresses the same way.

it would be hilarious to read that on the news

MAN RAPES WOMAN HIS EXCUSE, I THOUGHT SHE WAS SOMEONE ELSE
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>tfw no demon bf
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>>27418706
Christ, the DA2 Qunari were so hot

>tfw iron bull looked like shit
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>>27415363
>the entire first half of this post
You just sound so... innocent. It's endearing, and even attractive. I wish I could be your friend-bf, like two childhood friends who hang out and play games and also do things with each others genitals.
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>>27418706
those horns look incredibly impractical, putting on that armor must be a pain
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>>27418706
>tfw no daddy bf
I was weirdly close to my dad as a child and now I just want a boyfriend who is basically my dad.
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>>27418588
The misandry is strong with this one.

>>27418605
I guess you're a healthy young adult, who cares for his fitness, diet, lifts and sits in an upright position while getting all his recommended sleep hours.

It's as simple as this. If I meet 4 times a year with my friends, I'll get tipsy or even drunk 4 times a year. Simply because it makes things smoother, removes inhibition and the intoxicating effect couples nicely while in a social environment.

If you can't understand that, then just experience it by yourself while on a good mood (i.e. don't drink ever) or beat it.

>>27418625
Go to the /jp/ ona thread and ask for them. I've been using it to derail threads on and on and was worth the bans. keks were had.

>>27418662
"I thought she was a robot"
That would be a delicious misunderstanding at so many levels.
Except for the rape part.
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>>27418605

Isis is a much bigger threat than any of our made up problems that the internet tells you to make us look like the bad guys.

Except obesity maybe. It's an epidemic. But death via school shooting is so much more rare than you think. Rednecks aren't nearly as common as you think either. You should come here and see for yourself. I used to work for a German guy a few years ago. He loves it here and would never go back.
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>>27418788
>misandry

Being skeptical of men isn't misandry. It is common sense. This is what most foreign women are like. Where do you think I learned this so-called "misandry"? Mother Russia.
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>>27412975
>wife boxing
Rollerinominus man...
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>>27412396
TFW reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeee get off this board reeeeeeeeeee
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Lol at all this men vs women bullshit and obvious baiting everywhere, who cares what some exagerated opinions of some fuckhead is. Theyre here posting on r9k just like you and in this moment youre both as pathetic. Femanon threads are definitely the biggest cancer
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>>27418706
Luckly you can put horns on your man, right?
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>>27418788
>admits to be a derailing little piece of shit
>wants people to take his live-your-life-the-way-I-live-mine argument seriously
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>>27419063
I hijack non-vidya threads on /v/. Do you still think I'm a POS? Too bad I don't care a bit.

>>27418840
>Being skeptical of men isn't misandry.
>99.99% of men are trash.
>The only good decision is just avoiding them in general.

Being skeptical is healthy, but you're simply misandric. Reread your post and tell me you aren't. Try to type that with a straight face.
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>tfw robots would rather have sex with animals than with you
>>27418375
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>>27419163
Not really. Humans are animals as well.

It just seems to them that women are unavailable.

Or maybe they just want a warm onahole that twitches when penetrated.
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>>27417971
I'm bush mode until any possibility of action arises or I miss being shaved. I'm celibate until I get into a relationship so the latter will probably occur.
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