Guys what the fuck is this shit? I came across this today and am so genuinely curious as to what the absolute ass is going on with these videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ur6R8PvXE
There are an absolute metric fuckload of these types of videos, all by different users, all with millions of views, and all nonsensical, ridiculous, and "girl games" tier. Is this some kind of warning? Some kind of conspiracy? How could this shit get that many views? Become this popular? Have TONS of accounts uploading all similar videos?
>>27406883
Looks like college kid normies trying to be quirky or something. I bet most of the views come from 12 year olds.
Autism/10
>>27406883
I...I d-don't understand. Is this liberal entertainment?
>>27406883
It's pretty much the same as the unseen areas of youtube when you type "webcam video from".
Anyone got that screencap of that thread?
You know exactly which one I'm talking about.
>>27406883
What the actual fuck is this shit.
These videos are like a colorless sludge with no identifiable meaning or purpose. The fact that so many other people in the comments are wondering how they wound up at any of those videos, and the fact that the ratings are disabled suggests trend manipulation of youtube via some sort of botnet, probably combined with clickbait bullshit. It's pretty surreal.
>>27406883
i find them to be really creepy. do the views come from little kids browsing youtube?
>>27407471
I was thinking this too, because if you google some of the video titles, they show up as "news" results for no apparent reason.
>>27407654
extremely creepy and nobody knows the viewership
>>27406883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OHMqdMpsj8
738,676,191 VIEWS. HOW? WHY?
Oh yeah you guys have no idea about the massive children audience that YouTube has
Like they watch the videos like this, and videos where women play with Disney characters and make up little adventures with them and unbox the toys and all that stuff. It's crazy
>>27407694
are there even this many children in the Americas combined like what
Look at this shit, 200+ million views for a chinese baby cartoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_8NDZdP4OA
>>27407471
>>27407674
The names of the channels and overall style of the content strongly suggest that only 1 or 2 groups are behind all of them. Those views are almost certainly not legitimate, especially with some of the videos popping up in google's news tab, everything about this screams botnet ad farm.
>>27407809
the comments too, spam shit everywhere. still creepy, though
Wouldn't the ad revenue be enormous?
this is terrifying
Yeah, I saw a video about this on Leafyishere's channel. It's confusing why this exists and who enjoys it.
Shit like this is prevalent all over the place, almost all of the spam blogs on tumblr designed to create the illusion of a targeted viewerbase are run by tumblr itself. It wouldn't surprise me if google employees were running this.
>>27406883
This video makes me legitimately want to kill myself.
>>27407283
I don't know what this is but I need more of it.
Ehh, I feel like this is just disney commisioned to make ez bucks off of youtube kids platform.
Unless you think disney is a conspiracy, of course.
>Estimated Revenue:
Between $613,357.45 USD - $1,533,393.61 USD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8vzbIuvhoo
>>27408067
Its magnificent and it is the future. Been fapping to this literal 10/10 for days. There is a thread with a donwload of 9 gigs of her. Her name is Claire Gerhardstein. >>>/gif/8308389
>>27406883
>>27407654
>>27407849
This is the creepiest thing I have seen this year right after the Tay shutdown. 2016 won't be pretty.
>>27408259
Yeah I lurked and found it. That might be the absolute best ass I have ever seen. Not even joking. Seriously holy shit I'm so surprised.
>>27408259
you know those are implants, right?
>>27406883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbNUij_5JKA
This channel is on the same level of weirdness.
It's the same three videos uploaded multiple times a day except with different models each time.
>>27406883
Fuck these kept coming up in my searches too over the past few days. Half of the thumbnails are people dressed as superheroes sitting on toilets with the same rainbow background. I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this shit.
>>27408356
Its legendary and revolutionary. I literally can't stop fapping. Claire is beyond based qt, fit, amazing ass. Only meh thing is her torso is longer than her legs but idgaf.
>>27408392
prove it shitfucker they don't look fake to me
>>27408405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OoU2ck2RiY
>can barely pronounce english words
>sings ''monkeys'' in every video
>takes meme requests
>only thing that separates the videos from eachother are the figurines
>>27408523
Amazing. I can't believe it. I can't. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!?!?
what in the mother fucking fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>27408464
Thanks for this. Goddamn her ass is literal perfection. Everything is just right.
>>27408488
Compare the "bodyfat" from her ass with the rest of her body, look at the shape, it's fake bro.
Why hasn't youtube banned these accounts? It's clearly viewbotted
>>27408578
no more mondgey dumbing on dhe bed
>>27408616
Because there's a good chance that youtube is getting a substantial portion of the revenue, if not all of it.
>>27408607
The ass is muscle not fat. Doing squats builds ass muscle.
10 year olds type in "spiderman frozen elisa :)"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XT-Rms9poF8
How many fucking actors do they hire to dress up like superheroes and film random scenarios? There are countless inane videos like this over a few channels.
>>27408677
muscle doesn't jiggle like that. You can practically see the implants under her skin in some of those webms
>>27408616
>>27408664
After seeing these I wish I could find the people from the videos and just ask them "what the fuck is going in your heads? who's making you do this? who's paying you? does someone have your families held hostage? do you think this is entertaining/has any value whatsoever?"
>>27408723
>be aspiring actor
>end up in Spiderman vs Ninja Girl vs Hulk - POO & FART PRANK
>>27408745
she has equal thigh development and from side angles it looks completely natural. You can clearly see she works out a lot and its her job for her ass to look like that and also the probs the reason for her hire. No reason for a young girl to do something like that I just find it highly unlikely. Also asses jiggle all the time...
>>27408723
This is incomprehensible. What the fuck?
I feel like I'm being hypnotized watching this.
I saw a house number 1708 on the door on one of the videos, are there any distinguishing features of a country? My search begins..
>>27408766
>>27408824
Yes. And there are literally dozens of those videos updated daily with different superheroes/Disney characters on a few different channels. I just wonder how the fuck they have the time to film and upload all of these. Even with this shit, someone has to program something:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Wq7k6aAeA
I don't get how they have the time to do all this shit and still upload multiple videos every day.
>>27408892
Hire some punjabi fucks to do it for cheap, keep the mad ad revenue for yourself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Weu8Wss0Nns
What the fuck? I feel like I've discovered a goldmine here. There are literally thousands of random fucking videos like this.
>>27408723
>1:48
WHAT THE FUCK HULK
>>27408892
Well these videos are probably bringing in metric fucktons of ad revenue, it's probably bigger than just a few people. Likely they either have deals with botnetters or have their own separate group dedicated to it.
>>27408990
I know a 2 year old who watches these videos. I never gave it much thought because I'm not related to him, but holy fuck, this has to be some kind of brainwashing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRs7ug2ir7o
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC RIGHT NOW. THESE VIDEOS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
someone pls. what are these comments?
>>27409224
EL WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS
>>27409194
I kept getting nonstomp goosebumps watching this shit, and my head feels weird, there's definitely something wrong with some of these videos.
>>27409182
>this has to be some kind of brainwashing.
subliminal messages? this keeps getting scarier, the videos are so gloomy in a way
>>27408802
>I just find it highly unlikely
Blame the kardashians.
>>27406883
It's most likely an autopay scam. I don't know how youtube handles it, but it basically goes like this.
>site pays on the same day every month
>make a new account on the last couple of days
>use scripts / botnet to mass perform whatever the paying task is
>payment sends before a human gets to react
>take the dosh and scram
>>27409268
Me too anon, I'm sure there's a lot of people getting that same feeling. I wish someone knew more about these videos.
>>27409315
I went through all her shit she is a volleyball player and stuff mayn i think its real
>>27409275
I can't put my finger on it, but there is something sinister here. The tune if horrifically bland, the images are bland and lifeless, yet somehow terrifying. The inclusion of Disney characters and superheroes in every single one of these videos makes it feel like some kind of corporate marketing targeted to very young children, but very young children wouldn't understand the situations being presented outside of "bright image and other bright image moves".
I'm legitimately perplexed.
>>27409325
It made me feel a little sick
>>27408990
>>27409194
There's something fucked up about these two videos in particular, there's something incredibly oppressive about them, especially the audio. Feels like my head was getting squeezed watching them.
>>27409479
This is 100% accurate. There is definitely some shit going on
>>27409479
>>27409529
If you showed normies these videos, would they find them creepy?
>>27409559
I think they would just say like "lol.. these are strange haha whatever"
What if they're testing how far they can take the uncanny valley until kids find it scary?
>>27409479
That one with the fingers really creeps me out.
I don't know what the fuck these are but I'm pretty curious.
>>27408585
>>27408852
>>27409182
>>27409268
>>27409275
>>27409325
>>27409479
>>27409585
>>27409559
>>27406883
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE NORMIES HAVE REACHED TOTAL ASSIMILATION
WE MUST RETREAT TO WIZCHAN IMMEDIATELY
ALL TRACES OF OUR RETREAT MUST BE DESTROYED
I wish you all luck
>>27409710
>"I'm more different and autistic then the rest of you" The post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNQqWHl-RGo
>30 minutes long
Why are nursery rhymes so fucking creepy?
>>27409751
That's mean anon
Origami
I feel like I walked in on mk ultra 2.0. I feel super weird right now, and im not the only one. Whatevers happening is big, and we cant stop it.
There is no sinister conspiracy They are just stupid videos to keep babies entertained. How pathetic is your life if this is what you're watching on a friday night?
>>27409847
what the fuck is this
this is legitimately scary
>>27409939
>They are just stupid videos to keep babies entertained
why would babies want to watch 5 little hitlers jumping on a bed
They're definitely strange, but they look more like an attempt to rake in ad revenue
An author even responds in Russian to a commenter in one, that's not very bot-like
>>27409847
>1:47
look at the fucking mouths
>>27409847
What the fuck.
The same goddamned song. What is the point? This song is fucking awful, worse than any other nursery rhyme. And the skeletons, and the lips, and every fucking thing.
I can't take it.
I don't get it. These videos have no effect on me. Am i the strange one or it's just you guys that have aspergers?
Does anyone remember the creepy kids channel owned by some Indian guy? The channel was called ''HELLO'' something and he had the typical weird Disney videos, then one day made a scary as fuck video cursing, it was called ''hell'' or something similar.
>>27407694
it's little kids man, they just search for toys on youtube and watch a fuckload of these disembodied hand videos.
>>27408523
>>27408405
These are a parody of chinese/poo in the loo nursery rhyme videos. If you search for nursery rhymes on YT there are thousands of badly animated vids with some chinese or pooloo singing the rhyme poorly.
>>27406883
Just searchbait for the sort of things kids search for on YT too, then you put le youtube face in the thumbnail and bingo
DO NOT WATCH THESE VIDEOS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>27409194
>channel is called baby learning world
>uploads in English and German
>video title German, video still English
What does any of this meeeeeeeen
Are the Chinese coming? Whoever makes these is neither Anglo nor German.
>>27410087
its too late
im done for fellow robots
dont let my death be in vain
>>27410076
These videos get tens of millions of views, there's no way it's all from dumb kids on their parents' iPads.
>>27410134
No you're objectively wrong. Google "try not to laugh" and there are videos that literally consist of poop jokes and "random humor" that get 13 million views because children are watching. It's that simple.
Is everyone here legit autistic? This are shows for children. My 6 year old cousin spends all day watching this videos. Ever see a kid holding an iPhone at the grocery store? They're probably watching this videos.
>>27410169
These channels upload multiple videos a day. They all have shitloads of videos all with a crazy amount of views. I don't buy it.
>>27410205
That's fucking insane. This shit is dreck and shouldn't be shown to children, it looks like it's designed to hamper their mental development.
>>27408117
It is. It's designed to sell toys and it works good because it keeps kids busy so parents don't have to raise their kids, I know because I have little cousins being raised like this.
>>27410226
>This shit is dreck and shouldn't be shown to children, it looks like it's designed to hamper their mental development.
That's your opinion senpai; just let the new world order come about peacefully.
>>27410241
How about no. Why not do what's best for children related to you instead of what's cheap and expedient?
>>27410205
When I was six this shit would have creeped me out to the highest degree.
Although when I was six I was watching WW2 documentaries and slightly sensational science documentaries so who the fuck knows.
Some of these feel like the sound is infused with binaural shit
All I know is I am staying the fuck away from them
>>27406883
They're for little kids.
/thread
>>27410134
No anon that's exactly why they have millions of views, how many pleb parents do you see who pacify their shitty offspring with iPads? The kids will just sit there happily for hours and hours with headphones on watching this crap over and over.
Kids don't watch TV anymore, it's all just YouTube and iPads, once you realise this it's easy to imagine how these videos do so well.
That's why it doesn't make sense to any of us, lots of these kids can barely read they just press the thumbnails they like the look of from the suggestions and watch away, the reason they reach so many millions is likely Google algorithm has decided these are somehow top tier content if you watch one or two kids videos.
This is more /x/ than /x/
>>27409371
>I can't put my finger on it
Kek family
Oh hey guys what's going on in this th
>>27408745
This fatass roastie is so jelly rn lmao
Get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_98ImCGGRQ
>they fucking demonstrate every part of the doll set
>it's so fucking obvious they're forced to do all this
I've been a kid. No one plays with all those tiny accessories, they get lost in the carpet until you step on them.
>>27407956
I don't want to be around when the kids who grew up on shit like that become adults. Holy fucking shit, even the thumbnail is disturbing.
>>27408405
Shit like this makes me legitimately nauseous.
>>27409371
>can't put my finger on it, but there is something sinister here.
I think we are viewing cracks in the matrix.
>Reading this thread
>Go back to catalogue
>Hulk banner
Ohhh
>>27409939
>forcing infants to watch hours of this shit
Sounds like a good way to seriously fuck up the brain development of a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a4wgdcLpko
We already died
This is hell
These are all a lot better if you play them on faster/slower speeds, especially the songs.
>>27412807
>the men's bathroom is labeled "cocks"
>>27410205
>My 6 year old cousin spends all day watching this videos.
How fucking horrifying.
There is no fucking way I would have been allowed to watch this sort of shit when I was that age.
>>27410701
Playschool is for little kids. Sesame Street is for little kids. This shit is for some whole other breed of beast.
>>27412787
It's too late anon.
They know.
>>27409847
Maybe this is designed to torture prisoners. Imagine being strapped to a chair and forced to watch this on loop for a few days.
So what's going on here? Sorry, I'm tripping and came late to the party, so kids are just watching weird videos like this all the time now?
>>27409224
My theory:
They're all babies and kids. A lot of parents nowadays have "kid ipads". As in ipads with a shit ton of rubber reinforcement so they dont break and theyre locked down with the most strict parental controls (most of them anyways, if theyre on youtube theyre not working)
Parents just shove an ipad in their kids face when they dont want to deal with them and so you get this garbage. They just search for their favorite disney or marvel characters or whatever, if they can spell it, and its a gold mine for these youtube channels. They just play on the search results, make an appealing thumb nail for a child, and boom, free views and ad money.
It's really depressing, i feel like toys are going to be extinct soon and every kid will be satisfied with just an ipad that shoots colors and funny sounds.
>>27408008
It's pretty good desu.
At least it's original content unlike cancerous reaction videos like Leafy leeching of other peoples OC.
>>27406883
>5 ads
It's just easy cash clickbaits for children.
>>27407694
>10 ads
Origami post.
You see this a lot nowadays. They make videos with lots of keywords and stuff that small children will like to watch.
Then there's also these nursery rhyme channels that lazy single moms use to pacify their kids (kinda like pic related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj2QkLaaj2E
>>27408892
There's a lot of people on fiverr.com who'll film anything for like $5-10
https://www.fiverr.com/ivanalexx/deliver-a-video-message-as-spiderman?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=1&funnel=337e116e-fbec-4123-86f3-22faf2dc1bed&autoplay=true
Nursery rhyme videos have a better effort to make/potential views ratio
>>27410051
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhyWkBoYvLI
He upped the marketability of his videos and mostly makes animations now.
2x4chan's /v/ used to mess with him and he made some... odd videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-1Di_XQ_Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFuXeQtZ4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vFrzMufjTs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLxnD8368iI
These are the worst. There are thousands of these. Its always some gta 4 mod with spiderman and disney, that could somewhat resemble a video but actually is not. Its just to stay under the radar for their bot practices.
>>27413398
Its just made to farm views from little kids and their parents. Its cost effective for pajeets
>>27406883
Nice pic. Saved. Thanks!
>>27413488
Nah its a cover up for their botting.
Or what if its actually made for us and were falling for it right now
>>27413217
This is exactly right.
My aunt has a 3yo child and just gives him an ipad and lets him scroll through videos on a pre-selected, kid safe channels.
Think about it, it little kid entertainment, thata why it looks so damn stupid.
How hard would it be to start a channel like this?
>>27412807
These are defenetly bot's, every comment is gibberish.
>>27412807
Look at the comments.
>>27413639
Its children accidentally typing a comment. The names of the youtube channels sounds like someone logged into it with their gmail account.
>>27413572
>>27412807
Holy fucking hell I can't breathe
fuck me
fuck me
>>27413488
>>27413530
it's probably both of them,maybe those real accounts are covering up the bot accounts so it's harder to notice
>>27406883
You think you can just steal brit-kun's image and use it for you OP like that?
THINK AGAIN!
THIS OP IS A DIRTY THIEF!
>>27407932
No because youtube doesn't pay for bot views. They can tell legit views from bots. What the channel is hoping is the tons of bot views bring in a few real views.
Must be doing okay since they keep making videos.
>>27413217
>>27407932
>>27414146
>>27413639
Nah I've solved it, the bots are preprogrammed to comment furiously/reply blowing up the actual viewers Google+ pages and notifications so they are constantly brought back to the source of the video making the views of the video skyrocket
what happened to good old fashioned entertainment?
who in their right mind would let their kids watch this fucking drivel?
seriously, no wonder so many retards are being raised, they're being created by this kind of shit
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>27409847
The song for sure has some subliminal messaging and physiological tricks in it. I advice anyone investigating this not to listen to the song and have your computer on mute to be safe.
And the supreme champion of all of these videos is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Wq7k6aAeA
>>27414240
Back when I was a kid I watched loony tunes, tom and jerry etc.
I guess times change and we're all just getting old.
