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What kind of villain would you be /r9k/? Who would you arch?
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What kind of villain would you be /r9k/?

Who would you arch? Has to be someone you hate. Upmost fucking hate. Could be a sandnigger ruining your country, could be very specific person who has it better than you, could be an ex, etc. No limits.

What types of traps/themes/henchman would you employ?

Describe how you will arch him/her. Would you kill him/her fast? Or allow him to suffer? Get into detail about the latter.
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I'm more of a anti-hero.
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If I were ever a villain it would only be a product of some kind of tragic confusion
I'd be a subsidiary of something larger

I don't really hate anything, though. Or want to destroy anything in particular. I'd have to be tricked into it.
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>>27384311
Could work. But you need to be... detailed in your hate. Again, open to anything. Can be a fantasy on some fictional John Doe or someone in real life that you've harbored hatred against.
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>>27384270
>wut villain.

Quiet Mountain.

>arch.

Konami.

>traps/themes/henchman.

Elaborate ghost town setting. Trap top CEOs at Konami inside town. Convince them the town is based off the failed P.T. teaser. Systematically kill them with inanimate flesh constructs because magic. Henchman are cultists.

>how to arch.

Show the last CEO alive how many sales it made after months have gone by.
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>>27384434
Fuck forgot to add.

Use pachinko machine based puzzles with death traps installed inside. It's one of the final puzzles in order to fight their worst nightmare, financial bankruptcy... man. Kind of turns the whole ordeal into more of a Saw thing than a Silent Hill parody but whatever. They must suffer.
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I would be a solo villain, no henchmen. I would wear a bear skin and eat people. My arch would be a veteran Canadian Mountie. Every so often I would come to his park and start praying on tourists, eventually generating reports of a killer bear, but the ranger would know. He would find whatever cave I'm using with his elite tracking skills, survive my ambush when he entered, and eventually shooting me bad enough to where I retreat. I would come back and do a similar thing every so often. Eventually I would grow bored and just ambushed him in his sleep some time.
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>>27384270
>What types of traps/themes/henchman would you employ?
Dr. Girlfriend isn't a trap. Her deep voice is from back when she smoked two packs of cigarettes a day.
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>>27384526
see boys, this is what I'm talking about.

Top kek, lad. Record his voice and send that taperecording to his wife for extra lols.
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Probably a lone edgelord

I'd have to give up on life and give in to causing pain for some unknown reason, so I would do it as edgily as possible
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I would be called the Supreme Gentleman and I would hunt down and rape all the most obnoxious SJWs and feminazis and just normie sluts

all my weapons would be rape based, like a dart gun that fires needles with HIV infected cum in them and spring loaded bladed dildos that can fire through a womans jeans straight into their holes within a split second

I'd have a henchman team with codenames like Roastie Roaster, Cunt Hunter, Whore Hanger, Slut Slaughterer, Bitch Basher, ect who specialize in a different type of deserving woman and rape method

I'd develop a computer program that automatically hacks into womens phones and scans all their data to find signs of them being cheaters or naggers or man-haters or promiscuous or friendzoners and it would relay this info to a heads up display for me and my crew so we could just walk through a public place blasting all the roasties with automatic fire

our arch nemesis would be any and all female superheros who we'd gangrape and release sex tapes of online once we'd defeated them

we would turn out to be heroes in the end since women would be so terrified to step out of line society would go back to being traditional and non-degenerate
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>>27384378
Well..
My name would be Havoc, I guess.
My henchmen would be cyperpunkish, skilled urban explorers packed with decks, guns and gear.
I'd have an intelligent loyal 2nd hand man to help run things.
My enemies would be the Jews, corps etc

I'd have little bands of gangs in different cities, a stolen military ship for piracy and ofc an HQ underground.
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>>27384270
Well if I'm going to be a villain then I might as well get to be an idealized version of myself.

So I'd be someone mild-mannered, intelligent, and manipulative. I'd stay in the background out of sight and out of mind for a long. Slowly working towards my ends and only coming to the forefront right near the end.
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>>27384636
A lot of the obnoxious sjw's are trannies and men. Have fun with that.
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Only one person I would be like
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>>27384784

that's what the spring loaded bladed dildos are for, a true supervillain always plans ahead
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>>27384905
You've thought of everything.
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>>27384784
>trannies and men
You could have just said men.
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>>27384636
What if there was a hot and horny trap that got aroused from being dominated and wanted to follow you?
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I would be God, the villain of this world. I would allow the world to remain under the rule of causality until it's predetermined end, at which I would go all out and destroy everything, no after life either.
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>>27385103
fucking saved my buuuuuudy
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>>27384636
glorious, my friend
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I would.be DISSONANCE, crown Prince of Disruption. I would basically pop out of nowhere (like, I could be anywhere) to drown out obnoxious tumblerette/pseudo-nerdism with elaborate noise devices: like ornate air horns and vuvuzela. Then I would sucker punch them before disappearing via flashbang grenade.

I would arch Lindsey Sterling
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>>27384270
The eternal Jew

>arch
Some kind of Muslim or /pol/ type maybe, but goal is just taking over the world as usual.

>headquarters
Large bank, with many other smaller ones around the world.
At the bottom will be an inner sanctum full of gold and that will be my office.

>traps
Trying to enter the inner sanctum will result in several traps such as a wave of shurikens shaped like the star of David and many spinning dreidels from the ceiling that explode when they stop spinning.

>henchmen
The partners Goldberg Shekelstein and Shekelberg Goldstein, Mossad trained agents.
Rachel Cohen a seductress that wears a large star of David necklace which she can use to cut throats when people get too close.
Moshe will wield a pair of menorahs that can be activated to spring out blades where the candles would normally be.

Offensive combat would mostly be done with media control and lawyers or sending an agent out.
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>>27385600
And this is my final form.
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>>27385600
the ultimate villain is some goy on cuckchan. lmao. Yes. This is quality. This makes me raff.
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>>27385103
By God

That is one quality Pepe my good sir
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>>27385103
toppest kek. But will Supreme Gentleman face off with God in the final days of the apocalypse?

Tune in next time kids on the /r9k/ Bros to find out.

Go Team Robot!
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i would want to be pic related
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>>27384270
The Evil Emperor/Overlord archetype. I'd have a bomb-ass palace in an enormous gleaming city whilst the peasants on the outer fringes of my domain starve and toil to maintain it. I'd keep scheming nobles in check by playing them against each other and crush dissent with an omnipresent inquisition.
I guess my nemeses would be rival rulers of comparable empires and bleeding heart crybabbies who don't like bowing to my resplendent majesty.
My henchmen would range from conscripted militiamen to gleaming royal guardsmen and sinister agents.
After capture, rebel scum would be subjected to long and painful monologues about the futility of their plans and their powerlessness. I'd fully accept that I'm a piece of shit and that my enemies are in the right, but find childish glee in the fact that they're utterly powerless to stop me.
Pretty classic stuff really.
I'd also wear a bomb-ass uniform with a fancy cape.
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I'd be the robot leader,the supreme gentleman. Having piles of minions who are all socially awkward robots who follow me. Our lair would be a giant basement that stank of BO.
My ability would be to send minions which immediately commit suicide (willingly) to make people shocked and extremely sad or uncomfortable/shocked
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>>27384270
I am the rapist.

My victims would be rape victims. Sloppy Seconds Rapemen, I am I am.

No henchman unless Billy Bob wanted to share a spitroast. He is my dog.

I will use rape against my rapelets.
Rape.
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>>27384270
I'd be the kind of BBEG with great public image

So that if the heroes tried to fuck with me everyone would call THEM evil and crazy

I'd probably have some semi-stupid loudmouth asshole as my top henchman so I look better when I stop his "horrible" machinations

>Who would you arch?
Probably whatever poor fool was dumb enough to cross into my plans

>What types of traps/themes/henchman would you employ?
Policemen, firemen, EMTs, etc.

Really respectable guys you can't kill without feeling bad

>Describe how you will arch him/her.
I'd try to break them down mentally without going out of my way to harm them

It'd be fun to make them see my way as "right" and join me
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I actually have a villain/nemeis relationship with one of my college friends rn

He is a fat hairy lazy neckbeard manlet slob who talks about being a werewolf.

I am a tall cyborg/normie (with some chub but I dont look hugely fat) and I tend to be an asshole to him. I am a night person so we joke about me being a vampire to his werewolf.

So if i were a villain I would probably just act like DIO and send my many henchmen after him. If he ended up getting to my fortress I would stop time and throw knives at him. i would try to kill with style and flair and fancy tricks, all the while taunting him in true JOJO fashion.

So it would be ME, DIO! vs a werewolf neckbeard.

also to top it all off we will be roommates next year, sharing an apartment. it is gonna be a fucking sitcom
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>>27384270
Realistically?

I would be the guy who pisses on bathroom toilet paper rolls, puts gum in keyholes, steals your sandwich, etc..
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>>27384270

I'm the villain who has conviction, and who makes sense but is obviously mad.

I would pick people at random, and befriend them. Perhaps knowing them for years.

traps? no. No henchmen either.

The arching would be bloodless, I want to penetrate their mind, not their body. Basically, I would aim to shatter their perceptions of themselves or how the world works. Basically hijack their life and send it spinning.
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>>27385600
>some kind of Muslim

Way to be an anti-hero anon.
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>>27386600
>My victims would be rape victims.
>Sloppy Seconds Rapemen

O, I am laughing
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>>27386882
Your perception of the world is as fragile as mine is. I'm going full /psychoanalysis/ here, but I think I might be the one shattering your perceptions. Never underestimate my foolhardiness.
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I already am a villain. Starting at 16 I started putting people on a five year plan. It basically works like this:

-Did you go out of your way, with great frequency, to fuck up my life?
-Was it significant?
-Do I remember that shit after five years?
-Am I still fucked up about it?
-Is the opportunity there to arch you at this time?

If the answer to the first four is yes, then the last one determines whether I wait or proceed.

I have already destroyed personal lives, careers, friendships, family relationships, and academic reputations. I may go further than that, some real shitheads are coming up on the list.
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I'd want to be a villain with a non-villainish super power. Like invisibility. I slap my arch in the face and when he looks back I'm gone. Genius.

For my arch? Probably like a generic chad with flight and super strength and my oneitis under his shoulder.
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>>27384270
I would be archvillain to any world leaders who use force as a tool for control, and my one ability would be the absolute power to make anyone obey my commands.
Of course I do everything for the greater good of humanity, but being the villain is necessary.
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>>27386988
yeah man. can't wait to kill everyone in math class.
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>>27386955

Ah! I welcome such an event.

After all, whats a good friendship without a little mutually assured destruction?
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>>27387030

I framed three women for prostitution and got two of them fired for it while stalling two of their professional careers. That was a warmup.
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I'd probably be the comic-relief villain that shows up once in a while and isn't taken very seriously. Over time I become more of a sympathetic character and will occasionally team up with the hero to take on a bigger bad guy.
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>>27387044
That's not even real villainy.

>no fantastical getup and gimmick like a guy who calls himself the Condom and he just inflates condoms over a guys head until they stop breathing.
>no henchman.
>no doomsday device.
>no partner or sexy seductress/sex pet (optional).
>not even a cape.

Please. So pedestrian.
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I'd be ruthless, cold-hearted and ready to sacrifice anything for my goals. My enemy would be the liberals. I would try and kill all liberals by hoisting them by their own petard, like enploying muslims to kill them. I'd like traps like a dildo shot at fatal speeds, or a clock that's really a bomb. My main arch enemy would be Putin. I'd try a stupid melodramatic death on him too, like bears or a sickle to the chest.

Am I autistic?
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My name would be The Dinkster

I would be a vigilante who patrols the streets of San Fran, on the look out for homosexuals. When I catch em, I dink em. And by dink em I mean beat them to death with hammers. I would have a 3 Siberian Huskies who I would feed the bodies to. Also I'm a chronic masturbated who loves shemale porn. It's not gay, it's feminine penis. You're gay for saying something about it.
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I'd be the Social Injustice Warrior.

I would go around calling out fat women, remind faggots that they're mentally ill, support politically incorrect views and family values, and uphold the patriarchy.

My henchmen would all be white males (I'm not a white male though so I'm unsure how it'd play out). I'd have my henchmen go out, hold doors open for women, and wave their cis white privilege in front of everyone's faces.

I'd arch Social Justice Warriors and make them suffer by triggering their ptsd with facts and ideas that are at odds with their world view.
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>>27384270
My name is Memegate.

I would arch the normies with my impressive display of rare pepes not meant for mortal eyes. And finish them off with Benis.

Traps? Traps.
Themes? Creamy meme facebook pages to prevent me from committing suicide.
Henchman? Bunch of anons I trick into doxing the normies.

I will arch the normies when they are awake. I will arch them in their nightmares when they close their eyes, believing themselves safe from the all powerful, all seeing NEET. I will arch them in their little normie lives with exclusion, cyberbullying, doxxing, and harassment. Also memes. And potentially trap spams if I know they're in the closet faggots.
I will arch them at their funerals with jailbait screenshots of their dead family members. I will arch them by making their teenage daughters with nudes, threatening or stalling their career paths, and blackmailing them wherever they go. I will arch their sons by spamming kys on their autism speaks blogs. I will arch their I will arch them on the beaches, on the landing grounds, on the fields and in the streets, on the hills, I will never surrender.

And when they lay, broken, battered before me. Only then, may they die.
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>>27387223
>Somebody ring The Dinkster?
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>>27384270
I am jontron's dick.
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>>27384270
I don't know what kind I would be, but I do have an evil plan.

I would keep detonating emp blasts off the coast right outside NYC. Have you seen what power outages do to that city? Absolute chaos.

Ship them into eastern long island secretly. Then put them into a bunch of sail boats and pop them off right in the NYC bay. Sail off into the sunset while the city tries to refuck their power grid.

Then I would immediately do it again for as long as I could in perpetuity. And if anyone came close, just pop off an EMP. They'd literally have to chase me down in sail boats.
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>name
Louxren the Artist (Loo-ren)

>nemesis
young people

>theme
dark aesthetics. tall shadow men for henchmen. Shadow powers. home base is dark spire floating above the earth

>arching method
Only appear to them when no one is watching and show them horrific visions of black ether. I'd poison them with psychedelic drugs designed to take you on a bad trip. Kinda like scarecrow
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>>27387536

Lol, thats funny.

>EMP
>Short for electro-magnetic prick

that checks out. you will be contacted shortly.
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>>27387536
>mfw your sail catches wind the opposite way and crashes onto a pier of angry people.
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I fantasize often about being a supervillain's sidekick. It's one of my earliest sexual fantasies, and I never grew out of it. I'm even still a teenager in my imagination.

The villain I imagine working for is usually the cold and pragmatic kind of evil. Using henchmen and money to control businesses and gaining power behind the shadows. Kind of like a mob boss with super powers.
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This isn't about hate, this is about fun.
My brand of antagonism would be of constant ridicule and public humiliation.
I like to find out how people tick and then have a little fun with their personal insecurities, I like to win over those closest to my target and make them laugh at and tease (all in good fun) of course.
my henchmen would largely act as spies and muckrakers, or just pretend to be random strangers who incentivize entire crowds to find the subject laughable.

The arching goes on until the subject is drained of all their initial enthusiasm for existence and trust for others.
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>>27388298
boy or grill and does the villain have free reign on your trap body?

Pretty sure the Joker would've raped Robin if the censors would've allowed for it.
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>>27388996
Grill or depending on the fantasy a girl pretending to be a boy, but my reverse trap fetish is usually reserved for other fantasies since it's not as fun in superhero/villain settings.

Raped Robin at least with the crowbar.
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>>27384270
Literally become ISIS. Done.
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>>27389074
One fantasy of mine was to be spitroasted in a giant, golden-age, super villain machine with retro lighting as a trap. While being raped afterwards until I'm a submissive manchurian candidate against the hero, shoot him in the face when he's not looking, burn his family in fire, get fucked in the flames by villain.

Pft, get on my level normie.
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>>27389129
You probably have me beat, yeah

I sometimes fantasize that I'm the superhero's sidekick and that the villain kidnaps me, tortures me, rapes me, and tries to stockholm me into being his sidekick instead. That's probably the darkest that this particular fantasy gets.
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>>27389394
Why are we so twisted? I thought people who liked superhero shit, even the far darker parodies like Venture Bros, were relatively tame in their kinks.

Hell my main fantasy was being taken at a young age to fulfill the villain's sex harem with every hero only being killed infront of my raped and abused body as he forces me to bathe in their blood with him.
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>>27384270
>What kind of villain would you be /r9k/?

One with a sympathetic backstory but an all around shitty person. I'd be the r9k stereotype villian. It would go along the lines of: unstable fembot in a superhero city gets first boyfriend, he's perfect but still has his problems, she puts up with said problems because she thinks they're getting married one day, he was cucking her the entire time, her heart breaks and just wants others to suffer, she either joins or goes through terrorist plots on her own.

>Who would you arch? Has to be someone you hate. Upmost fucking hate. Could be a sandnigger ruining your country, could be very specific person who has it better than you, could be an ex, etc. No limits.

Whoever wants to try to stop me. Its usually that way anyways. Of course most of the attacks will be centered around the poor bastard who breaks my heart. He will get away every time, possibly not intact. Then some distraction attacks to not make him go full hikki or outright kill himself.

>What types of traps/themes/henchman would you employ?

I don't have the charisma to keep henchmen from murdering me so maybe one or two henchmen and at least one henchwoman who are easily controllable. Lots of disguises and explosions and chemical reactions. Sadness,helplessness, and terror would be my main themes.

>Describe how you will arch him/her. Would you kill him/her fast? Or allow him to suffer? Get into detail about the latter.

I would expect a few heroes to try to stop me. Depends on how my day is going. I would torture them if I had a bad day, or just shoot them if I had other things to do. I would always take hostages and fit the scenarios to make it seem like the hero failed if anyone died. I'm also not above using intense sexual violence and coercion to confuse and humiliate said hero. My arch would be said ex boyfriend. I would probably cut his limbs off and keep him alive with feeding tubes and stolen medical supplies.
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>>27389565
It's like any group of people. You have people who like the tame stuff, and people who like the weird stuff.

Some people just want two heroes to have sex. We're over on the other side of things.

I think there's some innate appeal to some people that supervillains have. They are powerful and confident. As a kid I craved both of those things because I felt absolutely powerless and lost in every area of my life. I felt that if I could learn from a villain I could have those things. And because I was young and weak in so many ways the fantasy stuck and became one of my first sexual fantasies. A supervillain molesting me was the first thing I ever successfully masturbated to.
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>>27389586
So basically Yandere Simulator.
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>>27384270
I would be an incompetent evil overlord ruling over my minions purely because they pitty me and I pay well.

I'd either theme myself after a fairy. My reasoning for being a villain would be due to my past suffering and how fed up I am with the way the world is, corruption, battles for power ect. I'd ruin the order humanity has built upon violence and force them to start over and work together rather then fight each other.

My Arch Enemy would be someone who sympathizes with me and understands my reasoning but wishes to defend the order (of chaos) the humanity has cultivated.

I'd mostly be a joke villain, unable to really do anything overshadowed by bigger baddies, in most situations I'd just be shrugged off or ignored as I am not a threat. Usually defeated by being pinched or scared of, somehow escaping prison overnight.

I'd finally find a way to become a threat, for example some magical gem or weapon. The usual big bad and my Arch would need to team up to stop me but I'd start crying the second I realized In trying to fix society I fucked it up even worse. And be back to being a joke villain the next day.
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>>27389762
Fucking typos.
*a fairy or bug
*off
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>>27389707
>A supervillain molesting me was the first thing I ever successfully masturbated to.

Well that's amazingly hot. To me the main appeal of Venture Bros was watching how pedestrian super villiany can get without common comic book conventions and plots. Super Villains were farrrr more dark and humorous in the show going to extreme lengths for batshit motivations.

It made me horny to think about blood and bondage back then. I was the type of edgy kid who needed to watch Cannibal Holocaust to really successfully masturbate to anything. Combined with villainy, the idea of being "forced" into an animalistic world through rape and torture until I serve that world obediently drove me nuts. Was a very visual person. Also raised in a Christian household. What's considered taboo was considered hot for my teenage body.
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>>27387267
This is actually me irl
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>>27389834
I like the venture bros world too, but mostly for comedy. I've never really thought about it much but if you look at how many people seem willing to look the other way about Captain Sunshine, think of what a subtle villain could get away with with their sidekick.

I didn't have a christian household, but no one talked about sex. I didn't know oral and anal sex even existed until I was so old that the concept seemed impossible and alien to me so I grew up only imagining vaginal sex and it's still the only thing I enjoy. But even before I knew sex existed back when I was four or five years old I liked to pretend that someone kidnapped me, tied me up, and was violent with me.
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I'd be a midboss, someone who shows up halfway through the series to give a bitching speech and play with knives.

Basically all style, no substance but with a neato gimmick. I was thinking once I touch an opponent any damage done to me is done to them. The perfect mixture of pure edge and internet powerlevel sperging. It would give me intense satisfaction if neckbeards gathered around their screens to discuss how to beat Anon.
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>>27389912
I like that idea a lot. I'd enjoy trolling the internet autists by telling them their ways to beat you were stupid.
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>>27389911
>was four or five years old

I was wondering where /b/ got their vocaroos.

Red Death by the way was amazing. I mean death is kind of an overlooked casualty at a lot of junctures in the show. Such as when Red Death offered to clean up the Saw room 21 accidentally set up when he trapped villains in there not knowing one guy would grow insane and start killing them an eating them. His failure actually fucked them over more than if he had simply killed them. I fucking love shows about failure that know how to depict the fails just right.

You would probably like Jessica Jones incidentally. Well growing up in one, I had some run ins with this boy who would do retarded shit with me. Usually cops and robbers until I suggested he should be the villain and I be the superhero. He always liked it when he won so... I would always pretend to fall for his "traps" or whatever nonsense just so he could bind me to the table legs or something. Started getting downright faggy when I suggested my torture was to find clothing he would hide away leaving me completely naked for him. I remember masturbating every night after those play visits. Didn't do anything sexual. But god did I wish he would have. For a Christian kid like me, that drove me insane like you wouldn't believe. Never lost my bondage fetish since.
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>>27389911
Also I think you would've liked Killgrave from Jessica Jones or the graphic novel version, Alias if you haven't heard of him.
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>>27390049
Venture bros in general is just a great show with great characters and ideas. It has great layers.

I liked Jessica Jones because I thought it was a really well-done show, but the villain had no sex appeal to me. Under the surface he was very whiny and entitled... he was an excellently written character but not sexy to me.

I never played games with friends that indulged my fantasies because at the time I had some knowledge that I should keep these things secret. So as a kid I would just go in the closet in the dark and imagine stuff.
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>>27390145
Too bad we'll see the season finale in 2020. Only downside to being a dedicated Venture Bros fan.

Yeah, he's more of a possessive ex-boyfriend, but mindrape is what turns me on so... the idea of potentially liking sex or actions that are out of my control intrigued me.

What villains do you find sexy? Do you indulge now that you are of age?
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>>27390178
I'm not a big fan of mindrape because I really enjoy the idea of hating every second of it. Body control while the victim is free to verbally protest is good though.

Slade from the Teen Titans cartoon is my favorite. Excellent combination of spooky voice, mysterious motives, and tendency to try to lure kids back to his lair. My other favorite villains are all things that I've made up over the years for myself to be perfect combinations of traits. I still think about this shit all the time and write smut about it. For these kinds of fantasies I often imagine I'm a teenager again.

How about you?
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>>27384270
> I'd just be me
> I would infect socialists with aids
> Go to the nastiest gay sex club and collect "samples"
> Find socialists social media pages
> Find out when and where they are going to be around drinks of food
> Infect, have fun with aids
> Might step it up later with different diseases and poisons

> Other traps would include befriending them and subtly eroding their self confidence with sniping remarks.
> Vandalism
> Hacking them, finding out personal information then using proxies fuck with them using the information
> Befriend them and gain their confidence, steer them towards isolating themselves and solely depending on me, then abandon them. Difficult though, less difficult with modern socialists though.

I think what makes me evil is the fact that I don't even care about politics, I just don't like the culture around socialists. I don't even want it to go away, I enjoy tormenting them and yet I could live without it. My brand of evil is excessive and unnecessary, thus illogical which I think makes it a very scary thing.
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>>27390234
>Slade.

You've seen the Raven rape flash animation haven't you...

Hm. I like long, aggressive training with a titch of blood and a lot of force/domination. Honestly? The Violator from Spawn would make me think about gore and smut I'd write. Horrifying demonic force that pulls innocent souls, viewing humanity as nothing but pawns, thus using me and abusing me as he pleases with the threat of death. Always found him menacing and immediate in his threat and in my fantasies.

Other than that, Alucard from Hellsing (yes I know I'm breaking the rules a bit going into manga/anime) given his dominating voice, the way he... consumed Rip Van Winkle, and his tendency to make worthy candidates his "pets."
Others bring me back to a place of bondage and training. And youth for that matter. Dr. Light has to be included because he was originally a serial rapist.
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>>27390435
I know the flash you mean but it was weird as fuck because it was animated like his suit had a sleeve for his dick. It made no sense to me.

I can see the appeal of the Violator but he's not for me. Seems more fitting for a monster fetish than a supervillain fetish but they do intersect pretty often.

The characters I've made up make a decent range of personalities and methods of interacting with their prey. They need to be able to cover a range of moods, basically.
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>>27387044
Thats not villainy, thats just being a petty dick.
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I'd just be the dickhead that goes around being annoying to all the super heroes. Not exactly threatening in any serious way but I wouldn't be the kind that you should ignore either.
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Like this guy only instead of committing genocide because I got bullied by some ubermenschen I commit genocide because I got bullied by some niggers.
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>>27390498
As asked before, ever carry any out or are you NEET about it?

Was about to mention this one Spiderman Venom roleplay idea I had, speaking of monster fetish intersection...

Yeah I think most hebephiles were more focused on Raven than Slade.
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Your gear.
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No henchmen, I'm fighting alone against the tide of degeneracy sweeping across the world

Using my deep scientific knowledge, I shall aim to create a time machine that will allow me to establish myself as the ruler of this earth. In this position I will be a fair and just ruler to those who obey and trust in me, but my enemies shall suffer in unimaginable ways.

However, until that time comes I must take care not to be caught by the multitude of organisations that aim to stop my quest. The talons of the demon king Soros reach far and wide and will be difficult, if not impossible to avoid.

I will take the fight to such malevolent degeneracy, and bring order to this twisted world.
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>>27384270
I'd probably be a henchman or a bounty hunter, since there isn't anything feel strongly about.
I'd use explosives, gas, fire, a carbine and an armoured vehicle.
I'd probably hire a driver and possibly some other shmucks to assist me.
I would kill them fast so that I wouldn't have to stick around too long.
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>>27384270
>What kind of villain would you be /r9k/?

Something real nerdy. The terror in the dark cubicles of a PC bang. The clickity clack of a keyboard typing in front of a lit screen. The Diamond V Toxin!

>Who would you arch?

Anyone lower than me on the elo ladder. Bronze trash are targeted. They will become my henchman as well as the few that survive my ass blasting criticisms of their horrible gameplay will mostly follow me, like a flock of retarded sheep that constantly ask for advice and blame their lack of mechanics/game skills on others.

>What types of traps/themes/henchman would you employ?

As stated, will employ beta faggots who stick onto me because I'm diamond V. They shall collect others to my twitch stream so that I may have a platform to ass blast other lowbie newbs for not opening d gates fast enough. I will somehow convince fellow trolls like Trick2G, Athene, and a variety of other toxic individuals. As eventually I will start arching Rito for their overly PC ways. I will lay down traps in the form of triforces to lure Phreak and keep him as hostage.
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>>27390593
Oh, sorry I misunderstood before.

I've had one bf and he liked to roleplay almost as much as me so we did a significant amount of roleplay when we were together and a lot of it was along these themes. I love being in character.

I like monsters too.
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>The Shaft
>HQ is a dick shaped spaceship
>We hover around in the atmosphere and get to the ground via sperm pods
>Costume is a t-shirt, jeans and cape covered in erotic images
>Henchmen are all hot females in slut uniforms split up into squads
>Henchman are all conditioned to only take the dick from me unless ordered otherwise
>Each squad specialises in different forms of combat and different fetishes
>Enemy is all chads
>Henchmen are deployed to kidnap all females in an area and train them, killing spares or uggos
>Then they surround chads and tease them constantly, never fucking them
>Virgin beta boys are my engineering team and get sex as long as they make me weapons or maintain the ship
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I get told I look like this lil shit all the time.

Other than that, I have no idea.
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>>27384270
>What kind of villain would you be /r9k/?
The trickster/joker type, maybe even more anti-hero then real villain. I would live in a castle with few minions, as i like peace. I wouldnt have any higher agenda outside of having fun and doing what i want at the moment, which would make me pretty inconsistent and chaotic. I would just make fun and humiliate normies and chads as i go, making whole world my playground.


Who would you arch? Has to be someone you hate. Upmost fucking hate. Could be a sandnigger ruining your country, could be very specific person who has it better than you, could be an ex, etc. No limits.

I think I have a too short attention span and am too lazy to really have an arch. I would go against people who would interfere with me or hurt me, but after few blows I would initially lose interest, as long as they wouldnt retaliate.

The arch would be probably some moralfag, who wanted to stop me and would keep interfering in my life

>Describe how you will arch him/her. Would you kill him/her fast? Or allow him to suffer? Get into detail about the latter.

If he was really annoying i would just kill him, except if he really pissed me off. If not serious danger, i would mindfuck him.
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>>27384270
Me but more depressed and unhealthy

I'd be a serial killer for the sake of getting out boredom and anger.

My enemies would be anyone who triggers my delusional superstitious paranoia

My dream would be to cure my mental illness.

I'd have a trap gf who would be cold but also strangely caring at the same time, basically CC or that pop star Rubinski from LOGH lived with.
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>>27384270
>Who would you arch? Has to be someone you hate. Upmost fucking hate.

I hate no one.
If I was a villain, I would be the kind who want the best for humanity but the hero would ruin my plans because he hate my method.
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>>27391156
>intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
Good choice my man
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>>27384636
>implying feminazis aren't violent and manic
>implying a good portion aren't trannies
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