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> Girl says she thinks I'm cute
> reply "so do I"
>Aunt asks me how I did on the exam
>"I fucking failed!"
>she takes me out to dinner because I'm sad
>Actually got a B+
>take a shit at work
>turn on sink so it sounds like I'm washing my hands
>just stand there counting to ten
>>27358805
Make sure to grab some paper towels (and immediately throw them away) or turn on the air dryer on the way out.
>go shopping
>finish putting groceries in my car
>put empty cart in the handicapped spot
>talking to grill
>say "I'm the only thing ever on mind mind."
>"Of course you are."
What did she mean by this?
>>27358805
Damn you got me
Orginal
>>27358767
>alone with aunt in house
>we fuck
>i cum inside her pussy
>she complains to me next time i see her that my cum was leaking out into her panties the whole time
>>27358964
>Aunt asks me to make sure she's doing leg lifts right
>I say Okay
>nothing but bra and panties
>camel toe
>adjust her thighs for her because she's doing them wrong
> thanks for the help anon!
>she was doing them right
>non smoking campus
>smoke by no smoking sign
>>27358856
IT WAS YOU A LONG
>get out of elevator
>press all floor buttons
Who /wantstoseetheworldburn/ here
>>27358879
that you're retarded for saying the same word twice
This probably more in the /autism/ category but anyway.
> girl walks up to me
> starts touching my chest
> tell her to stop touching me
> she looks puzzled and leaves
> I proceed to laugh my ass off
>uncle dieing due to alcoholism
>mom asks me to sign card
>don't but say I did
>>27359095
>walking an extra 5 feet is torture
I really hate people that obsess over good parking.
>>27358805
>not realizing that everybody notices the difference of the sound of washing hands or not washing hands except you, cuz everybody else washes
>go to a clothing shop
>ask a shop assistant to see if they a certain shoe in storage
>they come back with the shoe for me
>tell them to put it on for me and tie my shoe laces
>stand up
>tell them they got the wrong size shoes
>sit down and do nothing until they ask me if I want them to take my shoes off
>say yes
>tell them to look in storage again for another pair
>leave
>no smoking within 25ft of building
>smoke in the breezeway
>>27359410
That's why you take off your shoe and use it to sporadically interrupt the flow of water from the tap.
>locking my bike in front of my new apartment
>3am
>neighbor opens the window
>muhh duhh stop stealing bike
>not even black
>"see the main difference is that bike will stay here after I'm gone"
>mfw "you stoned, boy?"
>highasfuck.jpg
>"no, good night"
>
>>27359185
more like /delusional/ category
>/autism/ on the good days
>friend has grow op
>I know but don't say anything
>one day she comes over
>one thing leads to another and we fug
>after she leaves I notice $50 missing from my wallet
>drop an anonymous tip
>mention she might be armed too
>watch SWAT destroy her house and haul her ass off to jail on the 6:00 news
>>27359410
Not really. Only autists notice stuff like that. Most normies are oblivious to everything around them.
Even if one of them did notice, how would they call him out?
>hey i heard the water run but it didn't sound like you really washed your hands
>I did though
>o-okay then
>>27358603
weird autistic customers at work:
>"I th-think you're cute"
me:
>"thanks my boyfriend says the same thing :)"
ASPIE KHV BTFO
>>27358603
>kill myself
>don't clean up
>>27359423
people like you are the reason why people like me want to kill themselves
>>27360202
sucks to suck wagecuck
>>27360202
is something wrong wagie?
>>27358603
>be 16, 7 years ago
>walking down street
>open up as many unlocked doors as I can
>i don't steal anything, I just leave them open
>do this about once a week intentionally opening every car door I can, and randomly when I'm walking to school
>eventually the local news posted a security camera video of me doing it
>never got caught for whichever crime I committed (probably public disturbance or something)
Lock your fucking doors people.
>>27360228
yeah it does
>>27360270
my life is ruined and you guys are reminding me of it, thats whats wrong
minimum wage is absolute shit
i literally have to choose between my rent, the electricity bill, and alcohol
>>27361019
Get autism bucks then you stupid normie
>last summer
>get drunk as hell
>it's the middle of the day
>get in random house by breaking window of the bathroom
>break everything
>throw plates at every window and bottles everywhere
>break almost all the nice things
>destroy furniture with an axe
>take a few bottles
>leave
>eventually get arrested on the road because i was walking
>go to court
>tfw now if have 6 months of prison suspended sentence
>>27361835
It isn't proper mischief unless you get away with it.
You failed.
>>27361927
Obviously i failed, no need to remind me.
Thought it was the best thread to confess this tho
>>27362031
You should go on an absolute rampage and break into empty every locked house you can find and repeat what you did before.
Then you hitchhike until you reach a port and stowaway on a cargo ship to safety in a foreign land.
Do it.
Once I saw someone write fuck science on the wall of this building, so I wrote fuck you too - science, years later there''s loads of people telling each other to get fucked and all sorts of insults. The people who run the building refuse to remove it because they find it too funny.
>go into bathroom stalls
>lock it and then crawl under
>did it so much in elementary school eventually they designated a school worker to watch the boys bathroom
>did it a few times even with someone watching because a bunch of us were in the bathroom
>I'm 20 and still do it at restaurants if I don't like the food or something
>>27362649
>crawl under
Haha, you got piss on your hands kid
>>27362649
>Crawls around on fecal covered floors
>Thinks he's getting back at restaurant's
>leave all my trash at the table in mall food court
>wipe my hands on the seat if they're dirty
The only time I leave my house is to go to the gas station to buy food. Sometimes I like to take a handful of slim jims off the counter and scatter them over the beer in the fridges.
