>one chance at life
>get named Elevator
who /shitty name/ here?
>>27345080
3rd floor please.
>>27345349
Giggled. OP I hope for your sake you're joking.
Elevator would be a great pornstar name because you'd always be going down
>>27345080
>one chance at life
>named after my recently deceased grandpa "Gaylord"
JUST
>>27345398
Who the fck names their son Gaylord?
>>27345422
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_%28given_name%29
It used to be an acceptable name. Oh those long ago days.
>tfw Milton
Over before it began.
>>27345380
No, he'd be called that because he always fucks up.
>>27345349
Ahahahahhaahahahhahshahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahaajjajahhhajajajajjajajajahajahaj
>>27345080
Mohammed
I could hear the sand blow when I introduce myself
>>27345471
name of peace
>>27345080
>one chance at life
>they played us like a damn fiddle
okay but seriously, my sincere condolences to you for being named Elevator. I would probably kill myself in your situation, and it takes real guts to continue living your life knowing that your name is Elevator. Im proud of you, soldier.
>op is joke setup
>punchline isn't posted
stop fucking with my head OP
>>27345080
>Elevator
That's an actual name?
>>27345512
Why do you think they're called that? Name of the inventor.
>One chance at life
>Invest in a wife
>that fucking feel when your parents retardedly names you "Thorskin"
and name legal changes are too fucking expensive
>>27345557
this is really too good to be true
What do you guys think of the name "Godwin"?
It seems like a very alpha name because it has the word "god" and "win" in it.
>tfw Marc
>instantly better than a Mark
truly the best of feels
who /marc/ here
>>27345555
Quads for truth.
>>27345579
Tryhard alternative spellings are literally the white versions of la-sha.
>parents named me casper
Gatlin here.
Just fuck my shit up.
>tfw parents named me buck
>tfw they didnt consider that my last name is naked
>>27345652
this can't be real.
nice kek though :^)
initials are bbc
>>27345547
lmao I genuinely believed you for a second
>>27345579
>tfw named Mark
JUST
My initials are MFW
but the thing is i dont have a face since im a product of incest
Jayden
>tfw named Barkin
>tfw who let the dogs out jokes all my life
;_;
George
fucking soft sounding name, bullshit lads
Gustavo.
Meh. positive and negative reactions to it.
Cletus
I'm not kidding
>>27345080
D'Artagnan Richelieu and my last name is super common and bland
I fucking hate it
But I promised my mother I wouldn't change it
No Dad, he walked out before I was born
Mom almost died giving birth, she couldn't have anymore kids
Every job, school interview I get people are surprised to find out I am white
Older people go "Mom was a 3 Musketeers fan, I guess", she was, big time
Only good part, since I have the name I learned French in school and now in college I am learning to fence
White guy with a nigger sounding name
>>27345579
No faggot, It's like "Bianka" with a K or "Jon" without the H. You were just dealt with a shitty alternate spelling of an otherwise good name.
I would know, my best friend is named Mark and he's fucking awesome.
So >>27345810
You're alright, man. Keep on being awesome.
>>27345080
>>27345398
I would just change my name and if my parents didn't like it fuck them. They should have thought of that before they gave me a shit name.
Clinton...
I don't hate the name. I got tired of being called Clit all through school though. And when spelled in certain fonts it looks like Cunt
Oh well could be worse, desu senpai
tfw Oleg
It'd be cooler if your name was Elle Vador
Then you could have Luke Stairwalker as an enemy.
>>27346430
Bretty good henchmanon
I have posted a (partially censored) version of my dl on here before just to prove this but honestly I cant even be bothered to anymore
my life ended when I was officially named
anyone with a normal name can fuck right off from this board
I went through school named Snoop. Snoop is my first fucking name.
tfw decently large nose and jew name, go to a school filled with jews, people probably think im jewish, feels bad
>>27346460
If I were you I'd change it to Poons.
You know, like Snoop but backwards.
>>27346462
Hello Jonathanjeehehehehe
>>27346230
I had a classmate from high school named Phileas Passepartoutshe was a girl
>>27346441
underrated post really made me slightly bro!
>>27345597
Marc exists, it is the french version.
Ebeneezer reporting in. Literally just fuck my entire life up familia
>>27346092
Build a wall, and pay for it.
>>27346486
Nah itsjacob
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>>27345380
we have some clever motherfuckers on r9k tonight..i like you guys.
Thalvin reporting in
>>27345579
say hi to jett for me:^)
A guy named Bubba pounded my gf.
Never in a million years...
WELL
IT HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS
>>27345080
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>>27346967
oh fuck I remember this thread from 6 months ago
makes me wonder if this is a meme or some guy on here is really called Elevator
there was this other even more weird name too. Crywolf or something?
>>27345579
Feels good to be Marc, ibizan reporting in
Mommy named me "Clint" after her teen crush Clint Black. People called me Clit all through school. Literally 99% of the time I tell someone my name they call me Clint Eastwood.
>>27345398
Sup faggod
>>27347840
Is that you Clint Eastwood?
My name is Napoleon, it's incredibly awkward at times but I think it has a nice tone to it.
>>27346230
>D'Artagnan Richelieu
>nigger sounding name
Makes me think more of a white deep-south/french hick name
>>27345557
>thorskin
>foreskin
What where they thinking?
>>27345080
>elevator
TOP KEK
my name is just as bad though
>door
Who /escalator/ here?
Named after my great great great grandfather fire-escape
>>27347899
VIVE L'EMPREUR
VIVE L'EMPREUR
>>27345080
Abel here
dont know how to feel, kinda like it desu
>Once chance at life
>It's normal for people to call you "Dick"
My wife is current pregnant and I want to name our son Spraynard. Spray for short. Red pill me on having a son named spray.
>>27345623
Gatlin sounds cool though.
I'm named after my Grandad. My name is Grandad.
>>27348151
Your name is Gumshoe?
>>27348151
don't see why this is an issue, dick is a pretty cool word (even though it's associated with dicks)
>>27348185
Heh, that sounds sort of like "Spikenard" a character from a terrible fantasy book called Silk and Steel. I think he's a fairy and almost rapes the hero in one of the most ridiculous pages ever penned.
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>>27348253
I can think of a lot of cool guys called "Dick"
>>27345751
lel
lol
kek
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>>27346486
Why do you keep looking at this reply faggot lurker? Scroll bitch
>>27346068
i have that feel
exceot i live in america and im orobably younger than you
My full name is Fuck Fart Faggot. In Vietnamese it means "He who creates beauty with his hands in the waterfall." In English it means Fuck Fart Faggot. So my parents moved me to an English-speaking country. Thanks Cunt Butthole Faggot and Shitdick Blowjob Faggot.
>>27348315
you left out zozzle you fucking newfag.
>not a single picture posted
Come on, anons.
>>27348185
I understood that reference.
Oregano Commento
>>27348353
My name is Big Faggot, are we related?
>>27346068
>George
That's a King's name anon, be proud.
>tfw called James
feels good man
>>27345080
Seems like you...
*puts on glasses*
..missed this elevator...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>Arthur
Lot of people saying "HEY ARTHUR" to me growing up was only downside really, also i've only ever met one other Arthur in my life
>>27345080
That's a great name. You can tell bitches, "this elevator is going up, you better get on it."
Something like that. Tell them to ride the elevator?
>"Ride the Elevator, baby. We going to the basement. Your basement."
>>27348613
What the fuck. That's not even a joke. That doesn't even mean anything.
>>27348885
I don't think you've ever talked to a female in your life.
>>27348911
>one chance at life
Like a chance to get on a leaving elevator, but you didnt make it in time and it left.
And his shitty name fucked up his life. He missed his chance on life.
So I used this reference and his name..
fkin aspies man..
>>27347899
Idk anon that's pretty fucking cool.
>"What's your name?"
>Napoleon
>"Nah really"
>Yes really
>"Fucking sick"
Is that how it usually goes?
>tfw Casper the ghost (pretty pale)
almost funny every time
You only get one shot
>tfw Montana
My dad really liked Joseph Montana, but holy shit why not Joseph? People just call me Monty tho, so it's not too bad. Never met someone with my name though
>>27348955
>getting this buttmad because your joke was dogshit
amy sides
