>Why are you so quiet, anon?
>You aren't intimidated by older women, are you?
This is your one shot at getting a mature granny gf. Answer wisely.
Boy, Cindy Lou Who did NOT age gracefully
every time she swallows the load of a neet virgin, her forehead extends a few milimeters
>>27331751
"Meps! There is nothing distressing me. Let us cease communication and proceed to consume mass quantities."
No, I'm just enjoying my daiquiri. Can I have a sip of yours? It's pina colada right?
>>27332018
You sound like a tremendous faggot.
Origami Commie
i'm surprised you couldn't read my mind with that crome dome desu
>>27331751
>Why are you so quiet, anon?
Because she's using her psychic powers to have a telepathic conversation with me.
>tfw i could have had a 40 y/o gf except she couldnt accept that i didnt use a cell phone
>>27332047
Yeah, well, you sound like a meanie pants.
>>27331751
>You look worried anon, do you know that man?
He's no one, sweetheart.
No one.
Yesterday you asked why I did have place to live by myself, then u ask about gf now you ask if I'm intimidated?
I've hung out with you for the last 3 days how could I be intimidated.
Ok, I'm intimidated.
Fuck
>>27331751
>Implying any older woman want me
I'm not rich to sustain and marry them.
I'm hot Chad / Jamal to cuck their husbands if they are cheating whores.
What else to do?
>>27331751
"Yes I am. I'm completely scared of you. There's not anything smaller than a gallatic war going inside me at this precise moment and all I can think of is how the hell and my going to manage to have buttsex with you. Any tips?"
That's probably what I'd say.
Then I expect her either to run away like theres no tomorrow or die of suffocation as she has the most intense attack of euphoric laughter upon realizing how pathetic I am.
>>27332300
Oryou actually get buttsex
>>27331751
those bitches only play along the get fucked
but if you have a small dick they will drop you fast as a hot lead bar
How do you pick up mature women like this?
She's not amazing but she seems like she'd be attainable to the average guy into milfs.
