Fembots why don't you just date robots?
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Fembots why don't you just date robots?
>>27307404
The same reason robots don't date fembots.
It's like magnetism. They're the same, so they repulse each other.
Because Chad is always available. Chad has 30+ sexual partners. They don't need us, Chad compensates for all the robot virgins. That is why no women give us robots the time of day.
>>27307404
I fell in love with one and we were both unstable which drove us to break up. Still love him to bits but we're disasters for each other.
People on this board are damaged. It doesn't make for good relationships.
>>27307404
Because lesbians can't date guys. Traps maybe but only if they are really cute like 10/10 maybe a 9.
Well preferably I'd like a boyfriend that doesn't hate women. Not saying everyone here does but it is a large vocal majority. Not knocking it, you can hate all you want. Doesn't mean I want to date you though.
>>27307438
>They're the same
95% of the girls who post here have had sex and have had boyfriends
this is why fem"bots" pretty much do not exist
I really do try, but robots have a lot of trouble reading signs or conjuring the thought of being attractive to someone. I give obvious signs that I'm into a robot, but he brushes it off as a joke or sarcasm. He thinks I'm just being polite or I have some ulterior motive. I really do try to make him believe I genuinely like him, but he won't leave his world of 'no one likes me'. Then there's those robots that refuse to change. They don't see anything wrong with themselves and refuse to compromise. They refuse to dress nicely, eat more healthy, work out, or improve anything about themselves. They believe a woman should love them for who they are. These guys will literally wear cargo shorts and an anime shirt to a date. I give these guys a chance but they end up embarrassing me. I'm not perfect either, but at least I'm self-aware enough to try to improve on my shortcomings.
It's either you guys are clueless or you guys are too self-entitled and narcissistic.
You guys are shit. The only reason why I even come on this board is to leech off of and fuck with you pathetic pieces of trash.
>>27307534
>He thinks I'm just being polite or I have some ulterior motive.
it's called avoidant personality, it's like the most common trait guys have on here
plus most of the time when girls are nice to them in real life, those girls usually do have an ulterior motive and just want to use them for something.
>>27307493
>hate women because they won't date me
>won't date me because i hate women
The vicious cycle.
If you date a robot prepare to get dumped for a prettier, hotter, younger version the second he can do better
Stop feeling entitled to everything and start bettering yourself, fucking manchildren.
>>27307493
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>>27307404
>"Fembots why don't you just date robots?" Thread number 98493278017470347017414139
>"Because you guys are sick and gross" Reply number 72497128470572759025024502
>>27307534
>These guys will literally wear cargo shorts and an anime shirt to a date.
No one on /r9k/ would do that. Fuck off with your shitty bait.
Because a robot will always choose porn over you.
>>27307493
Why are you here then if you hate misogyny so much?
Dating someone from /b/.
>>27307715
they secretly love the emotional abuse
>>27307715
I have nothing against misogyny. It's just my better judgement prevents me from choosing a mate that resents me on a deep level. That's just poor decision making. The actual hating doesn't really bother me though. Most of the time I just pretend to be a dude to blend in here.
>>27307404
If you were a female, would you date a robot?
Because robots are poor and despite the "you should love only for love alone and nothing else" meme, building a life with someone who has no job and is living off of NEET money is basically setting you up for a life of misery.
While I don't care about being rich, my future husband has to make enough money that we can live in a non-ghetto area and I can work part time to raise the kids. That is impossible to do when you are a NEET.
>>27307735
How does it feel to have shit taste?
>>27307534
>These guys will literally wear cargo shorts and an anime shirt to a date.
Holy shit, does anyone unironically actually believe this? I was trying so hard to look like Chad, fuck my life.
>>27307753
If only he had wanted me, yes.
>>27307685
Oh right. I mean you guys will see nothing wrong with wearing clothes that don't fit to a date. Or you bring your worn down shoes. You guys got to put in some effort into your looks . You guys act like making yourself look better means selling out and lying about yourself.f
>>27307735
how embarassing
>>27307758
>building a life with someone who has no job and is living off of NEET money is basically setting you up for a life of misery.
says the women, who 50 years ago would be nothing more than a NEET that shat out a few kids and lives off her husbands dime
>>27307751
YEAH BUT WHY NOT FACEBOOK OR TUMBLR REEEEEEEEE
I want to but I'm Catholic. I wouldnt have sex until marriage or share any nudes so they probably aren't interested.
>>27307796
b-but it's not like we liked it... it was t-the patriarchy!!!1
>>27307796
>who 50 years ago would be nothing more than a NEET that shat out a few kids and lives off her husbands dime
Well what does a NEET male bring to the table? Can you shit you kids?
>>27307783
Well you probably haven't been here long enough
>>27307807
Too social and politically correct for my taste. I enjoy the honesty and bluntness of this place.
Women want to date up, not equals.
>>27307493
Why do you even give a flying fuck what your man thinks about women who aren't you? I don't get this insane female hive mind mentality where you all take offense for each other, you're like fucking gook robots... I don't give a shit if my girl hates men, in fact I'd like it if she was somewhat distrustful of them
Probably because if one man gets off the plantation and tells you to fuck off the others might start getting ideas
>>27307821
Go get a bf on /pol/ you roastie, and go forth and multiply.
>>27307849
Notice she said 'he'
She means a specific guy. She probably saw a shy Chad with glasses and bad fashion sense IRL and thought he was a "robot"
>befriend a robot
>it's obvious he likes me
>he's not actually too bad looking
>tell him that he would look better if he shaved or trimmed his beard
>he tells me he has never once trimmed or shaved and never will because his beard 'shows off his manliness'
it wasn't like he had a full on beard like those epic beard man type of guys. If he just shaved he would easily go from a 6/10 to a 8/10
>>27307493
If you think our "women can't be funny" and "I wish less women would sleep around" threads are much worse than how most men everywhere feel about women, you might be retarded.
>>27307404
Because Robots are social retards who bitch about >Tfw feels omg ;_;
All day and then do nothing to better themselves. People on here bitch about how women take their feelings out on men by using them like emotional tampons when your average robot does the same short of shit
its not because your ugly, its not because your stupid, its not because your autstic, its not because you live in your moms basement its because you dont try.
>>27307898
So because he didn't want to trim or shave, you refuse to date him?
Is that how picky "fembots" can afford to be? Some of us have years without female contact, but you drop a guy over his beard?
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>>27307404
As a malebot, I have dated fembots before, and everything just ends in disaster.
As a man, I stick hard to my principles, and most fembots are way too unstable to follow the most common ones.
one of them cheated on me bc she couldn't believe someone like me ,would ever like her.
>>27307882
>"I hate women..e-except you of course..!"
It's not a hivemind, it's just when you say a general statement like "I like women." it means you hate women, anon. So obviously anyone whos a woman would probably assume they're part of it. Nobody who hears
>"I hate men."
Assumes they're somehow special and excluded from that.
>>27307796
Because I don't want to be a career woman. Women have a very important role in raising kids. And I say this as someone who is making $70k a year. I want to homeschool my kids until they are 10-12 years old and work part time and then send them to private religious school.
Why?
The school system is a mind control system. Now days, in preschool, you are no longer to refer to objects as "male" or "female". Meaning that if a child chooses to call their Barbie doll a man, you will be condemned as a racist homophobe if you correct them.
Then you go to school, and instead of grading children on their performance individually, we pit children against each other using tests. Kids who aren't the best are not given A's. So even if you do well and study hard, if you aren't the best you are told you are average. Instead of immersing kids in information we test them over and over. And kids don't know any survival skills like growing food, cooking, sewing, knitting, building, and cleaning and other things.
>>27307894
He was a NEET robot I met here.
There are girls out there that might love you, don't give up anon.
>>27307844
why would i want kids? are you literally insane?
>>27307931
"I hate women."*
derp, I need a nap.
>>27307894
Except that poster is a guy and nothing of what you said can actually be read in that post
This is why I'd never date robots if I was a fembot or woman in general
>>27307898
Shaving a beard for a woman is an extremely clear symbolic act of submission for a man. He was right not to do it for you.
Doesn't matter how it looks in your opinion. It's his symbol of his sex and you're asking him to de-sex himself for your preference.
It'd be like if he asked you to strap down your boobs so you looked like a boy.
>>27307925
Beards are disgusting if left untamed. it's like growing out your hair, but never combing or styling it. You got to show some class.
Besides beards are filthy. They harbor tons of bacteria. They are pretty much a dreamcatcher for all shorts of nasty containment. It's a perfect environment for bacteria to grow.
>All these good rng faggots finding love on /r9k/
Lucky people deserve death.
>>27307938
>Women have a very important role in raising kids
and what, a man doesn't? the rise in beta nu males is a direct result from having weak and/or absent fathers
society would accept a woman raising her kids and being a NEET
but if a man does that he's a worthless piece of shit
>>27307948
I understand you, but the femanon you're replying to has a point, it's good for the wife to be home a little more with the children.
A housewife that does housewife work and looks after her kids is respectable imho. A housewife that sits all day getting her nails done and shopping - while some immigrant woman looks after the kids and cleans - is a parasite.
>>27307796
Contd:
I as a mother have a job to do that daycares and the school system are incapable of. I have to teach them math, history, reading, and writing at a more advanced level (5th graders read better in the 1700's than college students do today). I also have to teach them to survive, especially off the grid, in a society that is on the brink of collapse and destruction. I have to teach them how to sew, forage for and grow food, build shelter, heal disease outside the presence of medical doctors (because when society collapses we won't have healthcare readily available anymore), purify water, etc.
>>27307910
The average male doesn't hate women. Most men, at least western men are pretty beta and are up women's asses.
>>27307984
>Besides beards are filthy. They harbor tons of bacteria.
Bacteria are crawling all over your entire body 24/7.
And pretty much everything you touch is covered in a fine layer of shit. Fecal matter shows up on keyboards, cell phones, clothing and desks time and time again.
It's good to wash up but germ phobia is a sign of neurosis.
>>27308004
>finding love on /r9k/
This is fucking retarded, that never happened
>>27307910
>"women can't be funny" and "I wish less women would sleep around" threads
Are we pretending that these are the only sorts of threads and ignoring the vitriol in them? If this is the extent of it then feminists aren't man hating dykes but we both know neither of these are true.
>>27308007
And whose fault is it that men fuck off and leave their ex partners to take care of the kids? If there was no such thing as divorce, would Tyrone and Jamal's niglets run as rampant?
Feminism ruined the deal for women too, anon, don't kid youtself.
And yeah, until your titties produce milk as well, I think it makes more sense that the woman stays home and nurses the kids.
>>27307404
I do. He's not a robot anymore though, of course.
>>27308042
No it isn't you fuck, there are people who are literally that lucky.
>>27308042
I fell in love with a robot I met here here, it happens, but it turns inevitably sour.
>>27307938
Unless you get very lucky you'll likely have no choice in this. In most households both parents have to work; not because the women are ebul feminists, but just because they have to make ends meet. And if you both work, who's going to home school? If you're both working to get money in the house, how can you afford private school? You'll be left with no choice but the public school if for no other purpose than to just watch your kids during the day while mom and dad are away.
It's not your fault that you were left with this situation, it was the previous generations that allowed the public school systems to degrade from their fantastic post-war selves, but you will have to live in it if you plan to have kids anytime soon.
>>27308072
>Goes off to fuck other dudes
>Gets confused when things go sour
Hmmmmmm...
>>27307493
Tell us the type of male you would like.
>>27308007
Yeah, weak and absent fathers have ruined men. But here's the thing. A man's duty is to provide for his family. Providing for your family is a way of showing love and leadership. That said, the ultimate way of providing would be to own some kind of business or farm that the kids can observe and learn business practices from. Does that always happen? No.
>>27308072
>but it turns inevitably sour
Yeah no shit, have you looked around?
>>27308069
>lucky
Not the word I'd use
>>27307404
robots have higher standards than they would like to admit
I tried once. Even had sex. He kept acting like an anime character and thought it was cute. He tries acting like a shy character trope that's shy about his feelings and sexuality. He was blushing and kept covering his face during and making girly moans.
I never had sex with him again after that.
>>27308012
that's because 5th graders in the 1700s could be 6yos or 60yos. they didnt have an idea of childhood back then. no concept of different learning levels.
>>27308115
Lucky or unlucky they have ridiculously good rng.
>>27307404
Fembots want Chad. Robots want Stacy.
>>27308083
Here it's different (Europe) child care sucks so much and is really expensive, and school ends really fucking early (around 3 pm) so one of both parents has to work part time to not end up seeing your entire salary go to paying other people for watching your kid.
If you have 2 children and a low-paying, uneducated job you are better off not working. Just even the basic math, child care for two kids is going to swallow your entire salary. And it's still more often the case that it's the woman that stops working than the man, also because women often still have slightly less well paying degrees. I know it's not the same in the US.
>>27307438
There's no way for femanons to be alone. Females get bombarded with social and romantic opportunities, they have to actively reject them to be alone and then it's a choice.
"Fembots" (pls stop with this meme) wouldn't date robots, most robots would gladly date and possibly marry "fembots" that's the difference.
>>27307446
Exactly this.
>>27308113
Nigger, why do you ask these questions? You know no matter what I say it's just going to devolve into Chad memes.
>>27307493
I dont hate women at all. I believe they are best gift life could give man. Simply the best creation of god.
But, there are plenty women on the world, enough for me to choose which one I want to be. Yet some think they are some kind of big prize. Let me greentext you something.
>be at the club hanging around
>5/10 girls are dancing on group
>perfect
>go with my friend up to them, I talk to the best of them, which was a simple 5/10
>She rejected me hard enough to let her friends she did it
>they laugh
>I smile, and then whisper in her ear ''I just invited you bc I just wanted to wet my dick, I was never gonna call you again, you are ugly as fuck''
>smile back at her, you can tell her face is not pleased
>not a single word more
>30 min later I leave the club with another girl I found
>realize the 5/10 is looking me leave, shes sitting at her table with her ugly friends, not even touching her drink
>smile once more and kiss the girl on the forehead just before hugging her with my right arm
where I am from we praise women, but that gives them too much confidence sometimes.
Shes the one who missed it.
>>27308128
Hahaha holy fucking shit you actually had sex with somebody like that that's fucking hilarious my sides are gone you stupid fuck get some standards oh my god this shit writes itself
>>27307984
>They harbor tons of bacteria.
>>27308083
If we can't afford for me to stay home, I don't want kids.
I can choose not to have kids. I want to marry a guy who feels the same way as me. If we can't do our part to raise our kids to not be gender confused and weak, we won't have kids.
>>27308114
>the definition of a man is a person who gibsmedat
that's a very convenient definition of manhood. the deffinition of a woman is a person who gives unlimited blowjobs and sandwiches on demand. aww. you've just failed as a woman.
>>27308114
>Providing for your family is a way of showing love and leadership
making money and providing isn't good enough. i had a father like that, all he did was throw money at problems, he was never around, and he didn't teach me one fucking thing.
so no, that's not what being a man is. that is how you raise weak aimless kids, like myself. my brother's an even bigger mess than me.
>>27308156
I'm genuinely curious though.
>>27307984
>implying guys beard isnt sterile compared to your roastie
>>27307493
And yet you would fuck a woman beating Chad after 5 minutes of knowing him like every single woman on this goddamn planet
>>27308069
>lucky
You are one hungry motherfucking NEET.
Robots are optionless
All women, regardless of race or attractiveness, have options
Women are not attracted to men who are optionless (look up preselection)
/thread
>>27308106
>>27308156
>le epic women only want chad meme
>>27308114
>give me money for my love
disgusting whore
>>27308125
>female
>not fat
>hygienic
>likes me
>won't cheat
Very unrealistic standards
>>27308130
Bullshit, they didn't put 60 year olds in one room school houses.
>>27308178
Because that's not the ONLY THING.
If he has his own business the kids can participate and learn and take over as they get older.
>>27308170
You're just lazy and making up excuses. I want to work part time, and do all the housework, and raise all the kids, and homeschool the kids, and you're complaining about just working and then being a good example when you come home.
>>27307404
>implying "fembots" would date anything under 7/10
"Fembots are like "gamer" girls, they are unable to compete with most girls so they move into a secluded niche, because it's easier for them to fins the best man in the niche
>>27308128
Man, this this the gayest shit.
Stop fucking faggots who stutterpost and have large libraries of cute anime girls
Because I want a Chad. Whyw ould I Settle for less when I can have better??
>Be attractive but internally autistic
>Have ridiculously high standards
>Only attracted to 2D
>Girl shows interest in me for the first time
>Eventually she asks me out
>I reject her
>Months later log into Facebook
>Picture of her 'out for drinks' with her 'best friend'
>Specifically 'best friend'
>This bitch asked me out over some dude who's probably known her for years because I'm more attractive
Women need to be gassed. If you haven't moved onto 2D at this stage you're beyond saving.
>>27308227
>>won't cheat
You're such an entitled shitlord, i can't even
>>27308159
>>27308244
spot the underaged
nobody fell for the bait but these
>>27308230
>If he has his own business the kids can participate and learn and take over as they get older.
he did have his own business. that's all he's ever had. he's a mechanic and makes a shit load of money doing commercial work. all he does is work.
i basically know next to nothing about how to fix cars other than completely basic shit. he taught me nothing because he was too busy.
>>27308260
This entire thread is bait, Einstein.
>>27308225
Me:
"I want to work part time, do all the housework, raise our children, homeschool our children, and cook and clean. I want my man to work full-time and be a good role model for our family"
You:
> you disgusting whore! You asking me to work full time and be a good example is too much! I just want to be a NEET. Love me for me!!"
>>27308181
Fine. I'm a lazy piece of garbage so I'd like a nice guy that'd be willing be support me and care about me. Don't really care about height, don't care about weight just don't obese, don't really care about looks just don't be a deformed lizard creature.
>>27308256
>dumb whore asks me out for "coffee"
>fuck her
>shows me some texts from her orbiter the next day
>walls of text about being sad and confessions
what made her think its a good idea to show me how much of a shit she is?
>>27308285
unless that guy has a really good job, this whole pipe dream isn't going to happen
>>27308269
Did dad ever bring you to work and teach you how to work the cars? Did he work that much because he needed to or because he was a workaholic? If mom had been working long hours, too, and you didn't have the presence of your mom in your life would you have been happier?
Because robots make any half decent fembot hate black people
Blackbots need love too
>>27308215
B-but love, anon, where is the love, show me the love.
>inb4 go gay
I don't see much love there either.
>>27307404
>Fembots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E
>>27308317
It's not a pipe dream.
Outside big cities in places like the Midwest, life is cheaper. I don't want to live in a city.
If we can't afford it, then we won't have kids. Why would I have kids if other people are going to raise them?
>>27308285
>housework
doesnt take more than 1 hour a day
another for cooking
another for whatever needs to be done
>raise children
really? im on holiday meanwhile?
>homeschool
you stay away from my kids with your "schooling"
>part time
parasite
i work full time but will never ever give my time of the day to golddigging lazy whores like you
Show me an 8/10 fembot who loves video games and takes care of herself and I'll show you the male equivalent.
>110 posts
>40 IPs
This thread is pretty good
>>27308154
>most robots would gladly date and possibly marry "fembots" that's the difference.
No we wouldn't, most of us wouldn't marry any woman, certainly not the trash that posts here
>>27308285
You want a thing that plenty of men just won't be able to give you ever; not due to any fault of their own but because that's how the system works.
Hope you're okay with marrying a 40 year old, he'll probably be able to afford that.
>>27308365
>8/10
Can we lower that to 4/10? Because I can't meet that criteria.
>>27308227
what robots forget is that there has to be some kind of attraction, and that can't be forced. you meet a 1/10 hideous burn victim who fills your requirements, what do?
>>27308362
You got it all wrong, she gotta raise dem kids really well. That requires 24 hours a day !
>>27308387
If you're fat/'chubby'/'curvy' you're a 2/10 at best so don't flatter yourself.
>>27308388
>robots are the same as a burn victim.
Fembot's entitlement issues are going off the charts
>>27308345
>stutterposting
no one will ever love you
>>27308410
I'm a skeleton but okay.
>>27307404
I am~fuck you, robot, i want my comment to be unoriginal as fuck, whats your fucking problem
>>27308387
I'd love you regardless
>>27308388
I don't care for looks.
If she was sweet and funny and could bantz, I'd love her forever, burnt face or not
>>27308388
That's a no-no. I'm not a fucking pretentious nigglet. I've got to love the person for their appearance too. But I'd gladly be a close friend for her/him.
>>27307493
How can we not hate women when you're all sluts and fuck everything that moves?
>>27307404
Because we robots wouldn't date them.
>tfw women are attracted to ambition above all else
>tfw I have so many ideas but fail at most things
poop.
I did have a thing with a fembot from /r9k/ once, although we never got around to meeting up. We cammed and shit though. She just stopped talking to me, I don't understand why. We were on the same level of attractiveness, I might have been more attractive, she wasn't a great looker but I liked her.
I told her about my virginity, which was probably a mistake. If any guy here ever does find a fembot, two pieces of advice: First, meet up asap, or she will get bored and fuck off. Second, don't tell her about your lack of experience in bed or in life. I've done this three times now and all three times the woman went from extremely interested to not talking to me at all.
Yet I keep doing it. I keep telling them. I just want the first chick I'm with to know.
>>27308426
In that case it's basically down to whatever a guy's preference is, there's just as many men who are into skinny and flat girls as there are guys who are into big tits.
Women have a much more subjective level of attraction than men.
>>27308417
sorry you misunderstood. when you post your requirements, be truthful. if you're a 3/10 yourself and won't date below that, then say it.
>>27308424
That's not a very loving reply, anon. I hope you get lots and lots of love even if I get none.
>>27308475
>Women have a much more subjective level of attraction than men.
yea like, ya know, the whole 80% of average looking guys are below average according to women
>>27308494
i'll love your boipucci if nobody else will
>>27308500
I meant attractiveness, I fucked up. As in, men have a more subjective view of women whereas women find certain men objectively attractive and others objectively ugly.
>>27308507
Enjoy your ESS TEE DEEZ
>>27308494
>anime avatarfagging
yep, no one will ever love you for sure
>>27308459
Well personally, I'm a virgin in every way and that's not likely to change anytime soon.
I never said your hate was unfounded. Most of what you guys say is most certainly true for the majority of women.
At the same time I still wouldn't date someone that just inherently hates me for what I am. Not really my bag.
>>27308537
I just want a cute anime-posting bf that I can thigh-fuck in the public bath, is that too much to ask for?
>>27307404
They claim they'll be loyal but they just want a cum dump until the next best thing comes along.
>>27308467
>I don't understand why
For fuck sake anon, if she posts on /r9k/ she isn't a quality female in any sense of the word, certainly not gf material.
If she is willing to fuck, then by all means use her to lose your virginity, but actually putting any effort or investment into a female that posts here is going to end in disaster.
>>27308557
>I just want a cute anime-posting bf
There is your problem, that doesn't exist, we're on r9k
That's pretty gay btw, no offence.
>Expecting a socially dysfunctional female
>To have a flourishing relationship with a socially inept male
Sounds like a fantastic idea.
>>27308579
It was just a prank bro, don't worry. No homo.
>>27308362
What about pulling a job on top of everything? That's not good enough for you? Housework takes much longer than 1 hour a day. For maintenance it does but one or two days a week require 6-8 hours of cleaning. You're not on holiday. I am not on holiday. No one is on holiday. If I can't homeschool and stay at home with my kids, then I don't want kids.
I work 8-5 now and there is no way I have the energy to be a good mother, do all the housework, and stay happy in the few hours I get between coming home at 6pm and putting my kids to sleep at 9pm at home and sleeping by 10pm. You can have transgender confused children and put your kids under the care of babysitters in the name of not having a gold digger wife.
>>27308595
This thread is pretty good. I've had a fair amount of laughs.
I'd sit on your lap, you seem like a chill guy. Nohomo.
>>27308385
I've said it before multiple times and I will say it again because you lack reading comprehension. If it's not possible, then I don't want kids.
I have extremely low self esteem, depression, social phobia and want to kill myself every day.
Clearly I should date the female version of myself.
>>27308603
>Arguing with an autist on /r9k/
>>27308580
>implying
most roasties on this board (and site) have had boyfriends, friends, and sex
>>27308611
Thanks pal, it's good to know that there are people out there who want to sit on my lap in a non-homosexual manner.
>>27308635
No problem mang. It's important to tell people they have a good looking lap and that you want to sit on it in a non-homosexual way, it may make their day brighter.
>>27308467
Why would I want an online relationship with a strange guy from 4chan? Why should she want to stay with you? That whole thing sounds like shit.
>>27308603
because you are a spoiled brat
any women can do that and they did before too
i dont know what kinda palace you wish for but sure as hell it doesnt take that much time
you are not a teacher, you arent homeschooling anyone, maybe yourself
>babysitters
family dear, what you murifats never heard about
Because despite what they say robots have standards and wouldn't date just anyone.
>>27308387
You probably have low self esteem, and so these guys would likely rate you a 5 or 6 out of 10. Which makes you perfectly suited to the majority of the 6 and 7s here.
>>27308668
Okay, you want your parents to take over the job of raising your kids.
And I am more educated than most teachers. The standards for becoming a teacher is to hold a bachelor's degree. I will have a stem masters.
>>27308546
That's perfectly fine. Most of these fools are envious boys who've been rejected once or twice, and now believe that they are ruined as a result.
inb4 roastie, white knight, actual faggot
>>27307493
>mfw all this butthurt
you really hit the nail there anonette
>>27308729
which teaches you nothing about a kid and how to educate them
let alone open their minds up and fill their curiosity
>american education
is this why so many of you are dumb as a brick?
>>27308689
>robots ACTUALLY think they are 6s and 7s
I saw a ginger with a weak jaw and bitch tits, birthing hips and a saggy muffin top calling himself a 7/10 today.
Are you men joking or what?
>>27308680
transwoman don't count anon
>>27308789
I'm a solid 2.5
Any ladies interested?
>>27308775
It teaches you more than what a teacher knows. You're just talking out of your ass now.
>>27308837
I'm a solid 2/10. Take that!! Any ladies interested now??
>>27308789
>being jealous of this incredible anon who probably fit all day, never skip LEG DAYS and has CRAZY LEGS and AMAZING CHEST MUSCLES
you missed your chance
>>27308843
>trained professional who learns and prepares teaching children 4-6years depending on education level
vs
>some self proclaimed homeschooler who is probably great at biochemistry but has no idea how to teach a kid to read fluently
yea out of my ass
>>27307404
I almost certainly would never date a fembot because they are virtually all white
>>27308888
he was a lanklet with an ugly face and more curves than me. y'all aren't 7/10s. more like 3/10 at best.
i've seen maybe like three or four attractive men post here in my entire time on /r9k/. the rest of you are retarded with your "HURRRRR I'M A SPERG BUT HANDSOME THATS WHY WOMINS DON'T LIEK ME" delusions
i am 5/10 and skinny
do any 5/10 skinny femanons want to marry me
>>27307821
that's exactly what I want
be my gfcontact?
I dated two and they both basically cheated on me.
Would not recommend
Robots are more hypergamous than Stacy is to be honest.
Can't trust a robot to be loyal.
I'm dating someone I met on /r9k/. I'm pretty sure I'm just a practice gf though. Ugly girls are just for practice, even for robots.
>>27308981
Speak for yourself. I'm easily 8/10. I only come to r9k to laugh my ass off in these threads and shitpost.
But appearance doesn't make everything. I may be good looking but my future is pretty fucking grim and I had some serious mental disease in the past. I'm also far from rich and constantly trying to find out a way to not starve at the end of the month.You think poorly of mans on this board, but I also think poorly of woman on this board. As If I'd date a fucking woman who browse 4chan, that's just fucking retarded. Close friends are much better than lovers anyway. They were here for me when they had to, and not my girlfriends. Obviously, that's how it was on my end, and may have been different for others individuals. It's been a while since I've posted something else than dumb shit.
>>27308950
My mom taught me how to read at 2 years old and she wasn't a teacher...
>>27309093
A lots of stupid grammar there and there but you can deal with it. I'm not a native english speaker and can't edit that shit.
>>27309093
>easily an 8/10
Post pictures of your face, you're obviously a 4/10
>>27309087
mystery so mysterious
>>27308128
your bait is of top quality, say something ultra shitty
that the perceived victim did and thus push this
downward spiral into terminal velocity
Because many of us robots are depressed, insecure (massive inferiority complex), out of shape, have poor social skills, and are more likely to be clingy.
Also if a fembot harbors even the slightest inclination to break up, he will blame her for being a shallow slut.
Because I have something called "standards". I know it's hard to believe but other people have standards and preferences too.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY WON'T ANY WOMEN DATE ME ITS SO UNFAIR I'LL TAKE LITERALLY ANYONE
>Except the ones who've had a number of previous partners I find unacceptable (often even one is a dealbreaker)
>Or any with an outie vagina, because anatomy is a feminist plot and anyone who tries to tell me you can't tell how many partners she's had by looking at her pussy is in on the conspiracy
>And she has to be cool with me having no job, no education, no social skills, no personal hygiene, and no goals in life beyond spending the rest of it watching anime and shitposting on the internet
>And she can't ever ask me to change
>But she can't have any of my "red flags" which include (well, let's be honest, are mostly) inane crap like clothing and taste in music
Really, I could go on and on with these.
inb4 roastie, I'm not even a grill. I just think it's hilarious that you people have higher standards than I do. You laugh at average-looking-at-best single moms on OKC who won't accept anything less than a swole, 6 foot CEO who'd be willing to marry them after 2 dates, but really you're not much better.
>>27309310
Hey now, don't go breaking dreams there and there, it's a christian board.
Robots who claim that they just want anyone actually secretly want a Stacy, just like fembots want a Chad. They're repulsed by our appearances, we are repulsed by theirs.
Plus, most of the fembots have been used or abused sexually at some point in time, so we can't actually call ourselves fembots. Source: was a victim of sexual and emotional abuse, that's why I'm fucked enough to browse /r9k/
>>27309310
This. Nobody just wants anyone.
>>27309420
Are you telling me that people who browse this board are social outcasts and hypocritical and liars? No way.
>>27309399
go away woman, desu
>>27307493
>hate women
>keep it a secret
>date you
get memed on bitch
honestly i think i get along best with the tumblr-type girls, rather than people like myself
>>27309399
>most of the fembots have been used or abused sexually at some point in time
is it really that common?unfortunately Iktf
who /wishes that one girl who can handle the bantz wasn't incredibly successful and therefore way too good for you/ here
>>27308156
Thank god I am not a woman.
>>27309883
Not common but not rare either. The worst is when you have sex with them they actually enjoy being abused(Most of the time). It can be light stuff like spanking or dirty talk. Or strangle. It's honestly scary, and weird. I had to break up with most of them because I was very uneasy with them. Obviously it vary from people to people. Psychology is scary sometimes.
>>27307821
Every so often I see people post this here, and I'm convinced it's just to troll the 4 or 5 religious anons here
I doubt there are any non-fedora women browsing /r9k/, so go shitpost somewhere else
>>27308289
Lies! You only want Chad's dick. You aren't fooling anyone here.
>>27309399
>Robots who claim that they just want anyone actually secretly want a Stacy
Projection. Since all women want Chad, you think that all men also want the top 10% from the opposite sex, but what define sexy traits in men for women is mostly the same while men have much more variation in what they find attractive.
The fundamental incomprehension is due to the fact that you don't consider non-Chad males in your equation. Of course Chad tends to want Stacey.
>>27307534
Where do you meet robots?
>>27309399
>implying i want just anyone
>implying i want a stacy
do you know what arcane terrors anime have wreaked upon my perception of what the ideal romantic relationship is?
no mere mortal could ever hope to compare
>>27310017
Thanks for giving me cancer with this reddit blog. Holy shit. Some women are beyond saving.
Because he thinks you guys are dating after talking about stupid shit for a day when you don't even know his name.
>>27307758
I'm not NEET anymore but I'm still ugly and unwanted. I'm afraid it has made me irredeemably bitter and mistrustful
>>27307534
>robots have a lot of trouble reading signs or conjuring the thought of being attractive to someone. I give obvious signs that I'm into a robot, but he brushes it off as a joke or sarcasm. He thinks I'm just being polite or I have some ulterior motive. I really do try to make him believe I genuinely like him, but he won't leave his world of 'no one likes me'.
>tfw this is literally me
>I'll never truly know if someone actually likes me, or finds me attractive
I will always think they are being nice or joking or just lying
I don't think I'll try ever to get a gf, because I know this girl can find a better looking man, with a better life so why would she ever be with me
>>27307944
maybe he did/does want you but couldnt say so
Any qt bots want to come to NZ and marry me? Cooking and cleaning skills required, also I work 6-7 days a week and go into the forest for most weekends to cut trees up.
>>27310193
I live in Australia, if you come here I'll marry you. I can't leave my kangaroos.
>>27310155
It's all about commitment. You can change, you need confidence and you've got to commit for that. There's multiples way to do it. For me it was not being a lazy NEET anymore, working out, and going back to skating. Sadly most of my buddies stopped skating or moved out. But it's still fun and I've got a friend that is going to try it again. Obviously I don't have as much as free time as I did, but I'm feeling more "happy", I'm not obnoxious anymore toward strangers and can hold conversations for a while. You're the only one that can change yourself, don't let a woman do it or you'll probably regret it when she's gone.
Literally, I am pretty sure 90% of /r9k/ can agree that this is just the wife we want.
>Don't be fat. A little chubby is fine but no landwhale please.
>Don't be incomprehensibly deformed.
>No one really cares about height, but don't be 7'0 or 50 cm etc.
>Be kind, sex is not really that important. Just someone to love with and care for one another.
>Don't cheat.
>If you don't want to be with your love anymore. Don't hide it by cucking and just end it.
>>27310193
Yeah, I would like that a lot, if you're a girl. Skype?
>>27310214
Sorry I can't move to Aus, too scary bugs
>>27310215
Oh, and also, I don't know how "ugly" you are. But you can work on that. I can look like a fucking disaster if I don't take care of myself. But I'm honestly decent looking when I take care of my hair and beard, and also take care of myself, that includes taking care of the skin on my face. I ain't gay, and I don't have ugly spots anymore. That's a lot of "take care" I wish I knew a synonym or similar words, but I ain't english, so no bully. Good luck, don't lose hope.
>>27310240
this except i'd be fine with a mega-lanklet and i'd want them to have at least decent hygiene
>>27308433
Eggman doesn't count as a robot, hun
>>27310193
that sounds lovely, but you probably already know i'm too much of a wuss to take a leap of faith like that
>>27308042
I've been with my r9k gf like four months now and there's no signs of things going south.
Both of us strongly object to infidelity and we very rarely argue in any serious capacity. Gonna have lots of kids when we can manage to support them
>>27307404
Because ''fembots'' want Chad, the don't want disgusting ugly beta males near them
You all have to learn that women are all whores, they all share the same standards for men, and they wont date anything under that
If they do date an ugly male then they are most likely cucking hiim with an attractive male
It's the way things are, if you were born like this then you should just give up already, because it will never going to happen
Spend your money on hookers, and don't ever settle with some old 35+ year old used up whore
>>27310262
>if you're a girl
Anon please
>>27310394
Thank you for enlightment wizard
>>27310439
>Anon please
What?
>tfw you're dating an autismo fembot
Feelsgoodman
>>27310483
Why would a girl work all week when she can just go fuck a Chad and get free money???
>>27307534
Jesus, where do you find these turbo autists?
>>27309399
i want a fembot, but i dont want her to want me just because she was abused and has low self esteem. what do i do?
>>27310554
Why would a guy post ITT asking for a bot to marry?
>>27310627
Because I have nothing better to do at work
Humanity... All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly fembots.
It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humans are as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence
of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.
Are there any fembots that are like this
>not sociable and don't want friends other than a bf
but
>love doing cultural and healthy activities by themselves (reading, running, cooking, etc)
This should be instead of drama or ennui, instead of less healthy or cultured interests.
>>27310619
You're shit outta luck. Either you find one that isn't too fucked up and her self esteem recovers and she leaves you, or you find one who doesn't leave you because she's insufferable and never gets better.
I used to think I'd find someone who had issues but that were a perfect fit for my own and we'd understand and support each other, however I've come to recognize that as romanticized delusion and that two fucked up people only complicate things further.
>>27308981
Exactly. The vast majority of us are ugly, which is part of why socializing is so difficult for us. All this "I'm attractive but I'm alone because roasties only care about the top 20%/money/black guys" stuff is bullshit, it's the equivalent of that kid in HS who said that he could have gotten into Harvard of he tried. If we were good-looking, we would be confident, and if we were confident we wouldn't be here.
>>27310723
Well what is the value in you?
I've asked self described introverted girls on several different Turkish lindyhop forums and they all claim there's either no way of meeting them unless you intercept them in traffic or that they go to special interest groups sometimes.
I'm not saying these girls are actually alone, or robots at all. They describe themselves as lonely but it's hard to tell what they mean by that given there's much conflicting information. It's just that for a robot myself it'd be unlikely to meet them. It kinda hurts me because there's actually girls who feel like shit out there and me, having no self respect, would gladly try my best to help.
I wish I could get rid of those feelings though.
There is no such thing as a fembot.
>tfw no cyborg bf
Because I don't want to date anyone, I just want IRL friends.
> tfw this whole thread is which gender can feel sorry for themselves more
>>27311067
cyborgs are just defect normies, maybe easier or harder to get but, what is attractive about them really?
>>27309399
>Emotional Abuse
Did he not text you back once for an hour?
>>27307404
>End up talking to a robot over email after posting vocaroos
>Awkwardly long pauses, but overall alright
>Bring up vidya
>He doesn't know what Guilty Gear is
>mfw
How am I supposed to connect with anyone if they don't know their vidya?
>>27312239
>everyone has to play Anime fighting games
Face it. Fighting games is a very niche genre.
>>27312992
I thought at the minimum people would know it because of Bridget. Besides isn't everyone here was a degenerate into anime stuff?
>>27313037
>Bridget
Not a clue.
>degenerate
No not really
>into Anime stuff
I used to be. Now it's mainly hentai. Can't really find much stuff I enjoy but the same goes for just about anything. So I guess it doesn't say much of anything about how much I like Anime.
Either way knowing about Anime doesn't translate into knowing guilty gear.
>>27313037
I know a lot about degenerate anime stuff, but I didn't know Bridget was from there. Don't be so harsh on him and educate him about your perversions instead.
>>27307404
I'm only into 2D men.
I can't wait for VR to make husbandos real.
>>27313219
>>27313228
But 4chan has taught me to look down on others who don't share my interests!Just kidding, I'll talk to him soon again, maybe we can play it together or something
>>27313364
No talk to me instead.
>date awkward fembot from /r9k/
>I'm barely worth dating, super low value male
>lots of psychological and emotional problems and trust issues
>struggling to get through my degree
>whole vibe of relationship is that she's doing me a favor, even though she claims it's mutual love
>she finally gets tired of it and dumps me when she's in a particularly low tolerance mood for one of my fuckups
>spends several months basking in the attention and ego trip as I beg her to take me back
>then tells me she fucked a bunch of other guys right after we broke up
>feel utterly defeated
>four months pass, finish degree
>by sheer luck and coincidence, land an incredible job through help from a fellow student
>go from broke-ass debtslave to six figures with infinite upward mobility overnight
>few more months pass
>finally get side business off the ground, with another friend who fixes some of the things i was fucking up
>by sheer luck, it works
>start making avg $6-12k a month with it (and that's only my take), practically runs itself
>throw a stupid amount of money at fixing myself
>within a very short time i go from a faceless loser to a well-dressed well-groomed good looking happy guy
>total transformation
>talk to someone "by accident" who knows a girl who knows femanon whore ex-gf
>wait 2 weeks
>mfw she suddenly adds me on fb and one other thing desperate as fuck
>mfw she suddenly wants to "get in touch"
>mfw i blow her off and two days later fuck a girl who looks just like her except younger
>>27313440
you literally can go fuck yourself. this board is not for you
>>27313413
Depends , who do you main?
>>27313440
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 600, Alex
reminder there are zero (0) women in this thread
>>27313481
I don't even live any better than I did before. I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with money. I'm still an autistic robot, I just have a dayjob that pays an unfairly good amount.
>>27313571
Truth.
>>27313501
I would never main anyone or anything as it's necessary to be expert at everything in order to be halfway decent.
>>27313587
Give me a job or give me some money.
>>27308285
I'd do that. But it seems like you want to do it more for the lifestyle and not because you love me.
>>27307404
I WANT A MENTALLY ILL ROBOT BF SO B A D WE'D LISTEN TO SAD MUSIC ALL DAY AND HUG EACH OTHER BUT I PUSH EVERYONE AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27307735
Fuck off Amanda.
>>27313588
Good answer anon
>>27313627
>I WANT A MENTALLY ILL ROBOT BF SO B A D WE'D LISTEN TO SAD MUSIC ALL DAY AND HUG EACH OTHER BUT I PUSH EVERYONE AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please push me away. I'm already listening to sad music.
>>27307938
The school system is mind control system since the Prussians in the late 18th century. They were purposely training kids to be responsible kanonenfutter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_education_system
Now the goals of the education are different, those in power need docile and confused morons because they make the best cogs in the machine. The ones who do not question anything, because any insight has been extinguished in them soon enough.
>>27307938
Are you the girl who wants a farm?
>>27313627
>BUT I PUSH EVERYONE AWAY
How do you do it?
>>27308224
>Le epic the sky is blue meme
>>27307534
> i play implied mind games and guess who instead of just telling the person what's up
Why are women such lazy fucking suiters?
>>27308256
I see this shit way too often. Women ignore any long lasting relationships they've had and immediately jump on who they see attractive's dick before even knowing their name. It happens so often and at such uncanny speeds its fucking scary.
Stop feeling entitled to everything and start bettering yourself, fucking womanchildren
>>27307758
> I want a man that I can leech resources from
This. Is. Your. Fucking problem. You are not entitled to male resources or attention or sex or labor or time.
>>27315376
> womenchildren
this is a tautology. just say women.
so what are females going to do once realistic sexbots become a thing? why would any guy need anything other than that?
From my experience, robots are mean and only want to get their dick wet.
I'm taking my virginity to the grave. No one will ever truly love me and having a "relationship" turn to a pump and dump would probably end violently.
>>27307534
>signs
Here's your problem. I'm one of the more well adjusted robot and it took me 2 years to figure that shit out. The signs don't help at all, nobody liked us for ages and then we're supposed to act like the past is nothing and we can stomach the disgust of disappointing your expectations? That's why we don't leave comfort zone just for the hints, especially if you are playing a damsel that will pull questionable shit in front of us because we have to approach first. I have enough heartaches over feeling like a piece of shit, no need to reaffirm that. Even if we're not oblivious it's natural to avoid this awkwardness since we hate to bother people.
>>27307493
>>27307534
I find that these (and the responses) kind of exemplify why there's such a disconnect between men and women on here, and somewhat irl. Women are much more nuanced in their conversation, while men are more direct (not saying one is better, they each have their uses). Men already disaffected with society or on the outskirts have less chance to socialize, and they can't pick up the subtle signals women tend to put out (thinking their conversation partner is a well-adjusted man able to pick up nuance) compounded with the fact that text communication removes a lot of body language and intonation, and you've got a recipe for problems. Add in 1 or 2 bad relationships, and you can see how hatred can build.
>>27308051
> titties milk
oh fuck off already. raising a baby and feeding it milk from a bottle is cake. I raised my little brother and sister from birth for nearly a decade in a shitty, absent household and doing the dishes and laundry using machines was a breeze. i was also like 15 years old. women live life on easy mode repeat ad nauseam.
>>27310723
Nice Rodgers quote, upboated.
>>27315489
Arcanines are the biggest babbies
>>27315516
Men have much lower standards for sex than for relationships.
You just have too high standards.
Also that someone wants to have sex with you doesn't mean that he only wants to have sex with you.
>>27308230
>You're just lazy and making up excuses. I want to work part time, and do all the housework, and raise all the kids, and homeschool the kids, and you're complaining about just working and then being a good example when you come home.
You are a lier and studies prove it. Men still take on the most dangerous jobs for their family. Men still work the most hours for their family. Men still spend the most capital for their family.
Women: well I baby sit as a glorified NEET all day so GIBSMEDAT!
>>27310725
I know of a girl like this.
We'd have a very good time together but unfortunately it's impossible to get a gf like that if you're not extremely outgoing because then you won't ever have any contact with her.
I have seen her at the place where I do my hobby (and she does it too) and for about 2 years. Sometimes we greet each other but that's all.
>>27309109
Oh fuck this you're a lost cause.
>>27312239
>playing fighting games
Not his fault you're a fucking faggot, femanon.
>>27309310
Literally no robot on here has these standards. You're just making up these convenient reasons to get away from dating one of us and avoid being called a hypocrite.
2/10 for making me reply.
>>27307920
>your...your...your...your
*you're
>>27309399
On again science says a big fuck you to women and their pathetic rationalizations. Bye now.
>>27315990
M8 have you seen the average Tinder/Match.com male
>>27309087
This. Trust me, been there before.
They use us to practise and look for their oneitis Stacy.
>>27307404
Holy shit OP, how new are you? Fuck, summer is already here!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
>>27315990
I hate this fucking world.
>not having nice convos with robots on omegle
>>27316147
>>27307534
But how the fuck can you tell the girl isn't gonna have stacy friends just gonna jump out of nowhere screaming "WOW ANON DID YOU REALLY THINK I LIKED YOU, IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO HAHA LETS UPLOAD IT TO FACEBOOK" when some black chad dude comes up behind and says "Really, nigga, look at yourself and look at her, just not gonna happen" and after that they all go fuck each other in the nearest public toilet while i go home and cry in my bed.
How the fuck can i trust any person with anything when people like this exist?
>>27307534
>cargo shorts
>bad
>>27315943
>not playing fighting games
I bet you got bodied once and told to git gud, then got butthurt about the whole genre.
>>27310854
Looks aren't the only thing required for confidence. A successful career and money are necessary too, for some of us. I'm an 8.5/10 and my confidence is low regularly.
>>27316394
No, I just stopped playing the childish genre when I grew up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTdQ7Xx4Q34
>>27316098
my oneitis is a femanon
>>27307404
A lot of you guys a pretty horrible. And the few that aren't don't live nearby.
>>27316803
>story mode
>SFV
Wew lad. What rank were you in your favorite game when you quit? How'd you do at locals? I'm sure you were a good player and not a MOBA baby who can't deal with the fact that there's no teammates to blame for his personal lack of skill.
>>27308433
Sure he counts. You're not excluded, femanon.
>>27316853
Baited this soon? Hey now, step your game up.
>>27316803
Edgy so stop liking what i don't like? k.
>>27316878
>I was just pretending to be retarded
A+ anon. Great work. I really like what you're doing out there.
>>27307938
Your goals for your family appeal to me. Share contact information.
>>27307404
Robots have stupidly high standards about women.
>>27316913
Women have stupidly high standards about men.
Chad or nothing fucking retarded faggot.
I've been ghosted by two malebots I've met.
I've realized that malebots only want to date Stacy. Fucking Stacy is all they think about.malebots are, and always will be, hypocrites
>tfw no fembot gf to smoke weed, cuddle, and explore space together
>>27317294
Can I talk to you?
Nobody replies to my messages :/
I'm loyal because of my values, not lack of opportunity to cheat. I want to date a femanon who won't condemn me for the harm depression has done to my success in life. In return I will be steadfast without trying to fix all her problems and frustrating us both. I'm not neet but I am ugly, old, and slightly asperger's (officially.) Talk to me.
>>27309955
It's just a kink, bro
I don't understand it, how do so many people here manage to meet women on this board and converse with them? Where and how is this happening?
>>27317465
No. I'm tired of trying to establish relationships with internet strangers.
>>27317619
This ain't okcupid. Take a hike
>>27313440
Nice. That's doing it right.
>>27317662
OK, sorry for bothering you.
I don't deserve friends anyways
Have a goodnight
>>27315990
>meme chart
Of fucking course the average for guys is much lower, because women's lives are all about raising their appearance. Good genes ARE rare. If women had the same attitudes towards appearance as men, the female side would be exactly the same.
Education, etc
>>27317294
>I made sure to dodge genuine robots and pursued two Chad tourists instead and they dropped me
Sugoi a blooobloo desu ne desu senpai
>>27317662
Nice example for your cause. your making your gender look even worse just saying. /thread moving on robots got it right and you just proved what a cunt you are. see ya around or i hope not.
>>27307404
I want a NEETfu but...the obvious issue is that I and her are both antisocial. So it's a matter of not even knowing that we exist for each other...
There are no such things as fembots, as evidenced by this thread. They will always have options but they hold out for the best possible ones, while rejecting anything that isn't in their favor. They claim to be forever alone when it's completely by choice. All the women here want some guy that's constantly improving and is better than other males. If they were actually a fembot they would be bottom of the barrel and having nothing going for them. If you're in that situation then you should date other bottom of the barrel people and not expect them to be better than you. However, all the women on here think they're superior to robots and aren't on that level, so they can hardly claim to be fembots.
This also holds true to a degree with some male posters, but not all. There are numerous amounts of failed normalfags that are holding out for that perfect qt despite not being a comparable match. These are not robots and shouldn't lead to the meme that all robots have ridiculous standards. There are always robots that try to date or get in contact with "fembots" despite the flaws they have, but these women always turn them down because they're holding out for something better.
>>27317662
>Take a hike
No. I can be patient and quiet though. Not indefinitely
>>27317465
Fembots don't abuse surprise boxes.
>>27318129
What's a surprise box?
Is it bad?
>>27317817
>women always turn them down because they're holding out for something better.
Problem?
You guys put too much into motives and malice when all you have to do is look at the math.
Women want the best outcome possible. Women have an expiration date. The optimal solution is to hold out because they are going to get SOMETHING by the time the date passes. In fact, holding out is optimal for both chad and beta outcomes because the betas will have spent that much more time getting more cash, more stability, and upping their "beta game," you could say.
Game theory 101. And I don't mean the PUA kind. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_theory
>>27318264Very bad.
>>27318374
>Problem?
Yes. The problem is that they're normalfags and claiming to be fembots when it doesn't add up at all. If they're going to be like every other roastie and abuse the system that favors women then they need to refer to themselves as such.
>>27307938
Women are practically cancer to their kids upbringing. It's okay for children to have a lot contact with their mothers until they are maybe 5, but after that their mother becomes poison to their upbringing. Children will literally become manginas if they spend too much time with their mom.
>>27317294
I'm not a robot (inb4 reeee get off my board normie), but I have to ask how do you even manage to personally get in contact with robots? They barely talk to anyone, let alone a girl. Do you just give them your skype, kik or whatever on this board?
Also, how would you rate yourself in terms of looks and social skills?
>>27318449
There isn't enough water to balance out this much salt.
You're making two mistakes here. First, women don't think like men do. There is no system or "abuse" therein. It's an abstraction that you've created to try and understand the world, which ties into the second mistake: confusing the real with the unreal.
A model is not identical to reality, or it wouldn't be a model. Your model obviously isn't a very good once since it upsets you so much. Why don't you "abuse" the system back?
The reality is the baser parts of the brain that control emotion take precedence over the logical, outer portions; this portion is larger and more developed in women. Even if there were some system to abuse, they wouldn't be aware of it. And they're not, because it doesn't exist! All they hear is you boo-hooing and refusing to man up. So guess what? Men and women are both correct here.
In sum, what you call "robots" are IN REALITY "people with poorly developed emotional faculties." Women "can't be robots" because they're naturally more emotional than men. "Normalfags" are "everyone with an emotional capacity above a certain level."
You know what else is the name for someone who is poorly developed? A child. Thus, the manchild is born.
>>27307534
>They refuse to dress nicely, eat more healthy, work out, or improve anything about themselves.
means jack shit if you are shy and quite it. makes no difference
>>27319170
>strong, silent type
>>27308459
>and fuck everything that moves
And guys don't?
>>27319990
>be extremely strong and completely silent
>no gf
I would, but most are boring. The ones who call themselves robots irl are dumb. And the ones who dont i like, but they have this serial killer vibe.
I dated a robot for three years and I will never do it again. He was reasonably attractive, had a stable job, etc., all around a seemingly normal guy. He didn't seem totally spaghetti-o's, either, just a bit on the quiet side. If you met him you would have never known that he was a KV.
On the outside he was fine. On the inside he was irreparably damaged. He was so bad at social interactions that I was ashamed whenever we had to get together with my friends or family. He was fine with small talk but it was clear he didn't know how to sustain conversations longer than 10 minutes, and because he had spent his high school and college years being a friendless weirdo he had nothing to add to conversations. I thought it wasn't a big deal since social skills could improve with practice but he had such a complex about it and himself in general. He agreed that there were things he wanted to change about himself and that he wanted to change but gave up before even starting.
He had a terrible attitude about everything. He showed zero interest in my life or my hobbies unless it resulted in sex. He seemed both upset and turned on by my sexual history and tried to overcompensate in bed. He was a complete fucking potato when it came to emotional intimacy and so awkward about expressing his feelings.
He was also racist to a fault. I'm pretty racist myself but he was so racist that it colored his entire world. When you hate non whites so much that you have trouble functioning in the real world, it's a big problem.
He was a beta through and through but he acted like a big tough guy in private with me (and of course online). Towards the end I was legitimately concerned that if we ever had children they would be doomed to be hopeless losers.
>>27320841
you sound like you're hurting
>>27320841
I think I hate you.
>>27320841
How did he act like a big tough guy?
>>27307404
No point in dating without attraction Anon. Undesirable people do not attract undesirable people.
>>27320841
he doesn't even sound like a robot, he sounds more like a hick than anything
>>27320841
I'm pretty much the exact same on the social interactions part. If I ever have a gf, I'll probably embarrass her with my autism in front of her family and friends so much she'll dump me in a matter of seconds.
>He was a complete fucking potato when it came to emotional intimacy and so awkward about expressing his feelings.
I can somewhat relate
>He seemed both upset and turned on by my sexual history and tried to overcompensate in bed.
Now this is a sign you hold some grudge
>>27307493
I don't hate women, I just see them for what they are
>>27307493
We love women here.
We love women more than any other man in the world.
This is why we're so upset and mad at your true pernicious nature.
You fucking skank
>>27317745
This much nonsense rationalization.
Must be a woman.
>>27320841
My bf was the best there ever was. He was quiet and mysterious. A real turn on. Around other people he would be so quirky and eccentric. I really love his clumsy but endearing personality. I think it's so cute when he's completely awkward in bed; I love being the one in control! He has a dark side, but its what gives me a challenge to make him better and heal the hurt he has inside him. He has a tough outer shell, but I know deep down inside he's soft and squishy. When we have children I will b completely understanding about any shortcomings they might have. I wont b a total judgemental bitch.
Daily reminder that there is always two sides and when women are no longer attracted to you, you will be seen as a horrible irredeemable monster despite being the exact same person they fell in love with. This is such a common pattern with divorced couples that its practically a meme that this is how they behave when they inevitably fall out of love with you when they start to think they can do better.
The femanon was probably already transitioning to her beta orbiter before breaking up with the guy and thinking he was a piece of trash. Its how they rationalize this disgusting hypergamous behavior.
>>27322199
Kill yourself roastie/faggot
>>27322199
>The femanon was probably already transitioning to her beta orbiter before breaking up with the guy and thinking he was a piece of trash. Its how they rationalize this disgusting hypergamous behavior.
Like how mystery was testing new robots before being divorced
Because I happen to be infatuated with the one robot that turned out to prefer extroverted high test "experienced" stacies
>>27322492
By any chance, are you from Texas?
>>27320841
Sounds like me in a relationship lol.
Except I'm not racist and I wouldn't entertain the notion of dating you if you had a "sexual history"
>>27322492
That's nice
You should fuck off though
>>27322560
JesusIf you know me, don't mock me.
>>27322568
I should, shouldn't I?
Oh well, to be quite honest.
>>27322648
Fuck off and kill yourself roastie whore
You can cry about your chad oneitis elsewhere
Here I am ladies. Real robot that would literally change everything I know or think for you.
>>27322675
He's not even a Chad.
He just has really shit taste.
>>27322648
I think I know you.
If you are who I think you are, your first name starts with "L".
>>27322707
That's nice
Now kill yourself normie slut
>>27322712
Nope, thankfully.
>>27322739
How about we make a suicide pact anon?
Then you can have done something of value with your life
>>27322817
Hmmm, it probably is you, but you always hated being identified.
Anyways, you're the one who stopped talking to me, but I'm always here and still on the same Skype, should you wish to ever come back.
Gnight, NEET
>>27322817
I already have plans for the future and I'm young enough that not doing anything of "value" is expected :^)
Now fuck off stacey
>>27322865
No, I can absolutely assure you I don't have a name that begins with L.
You've got a suspiciously familiar typing style, but I do not recall ghosting anyone
>>27307446
You literally just missed your chance to be a chad. I was an autty otter til a few years ago, and I literally cannot stop fucking vagina. IDC if they are fat. It feels good.
>>27322937
Oh for sure, someone spending his youth here must have a very promising future.
>>27307796
>50 years ago.
Well it's not. So just like... man up senpai. Cuddle.
>>27320841
This must be lies since i have never had a gf.
i just want a girl to fall asleep with tonight on skype
is that too much to ask
god damn it
>>27322958
Maybe it was a made up name you forgot telling me.
The girl I'm thinking of is a NEET and lives with a random old lady and a few cats.
She also wears qt skirts that I'll never get to see, truly saddening.
Is that you?
I've been told that I type like a faggot. Perhaps that's why you recognize my style?
>>27323002
More promising than staceies whining about their chad oneitis :^)
>>27307925
>>27307925
Would you date a girl if she had some armpit hair and refused to shave? The beauty about dating is just saying no sometimes. Selection is key. Obviously he had a shit beard.
>>27323094
>Would you date a girl if she had some armpit hair and refused to shave?
Yes
>>27323081
No anon, this is a different Texas neet.
You don't really type like a faggot, you remind me of someone though. Sorry m8.
>>27323137
I think that's gross, but at that point i would start demanding anal.
Most fembots are impure sluts and have had multiple boyfriends.
Fuck that shit.
I've blocked dozens of fembots the moment they've told me about a past lover
>>27323143
Sorry for wasting your time.
I think I just miss that certain Texas fembot a bit more than I thought.
Oh and,unless you've ever talked to a blackbot, I doubt we know each other.
>>27323162
>>27323162
I think women with armpit/leg/arm hair are hot :^)
>>27323090
Of course you do anon, wouldn't doubt it for a second! :^)
But it is getting really late, maybe you need to go to bed soon. You might get detention if you fall asleep during class
Because when women complain about tfw no gf they really mean "tfw no demigod chad bf with a 6 figure income and an 8" dick while I remain a fat roastie slut
>>27307927
lol, that's not why she cheated on you dumbass. that's just the BS she told you afterwards as part of her game.
>>27323206At least my oneitis likes me back :^)
>>27323200
No need to apologize, hope you wind up in contact with her someday, again.Don't think so, wouldn't know it if I did.
>>27323269At least I'm old enough to dull the pain of existence by giving myself lung cancer :^)
ree
>>27323282
I hope so, too.
Goodnight, little lady.
>>27323333
Do you give yourself heart problems too fatty?
>tfw no Texas fembot to talk to
>tfw stuck in Texas with Stacie's and chad's
>>27323378
Good night, anon.
You seem like a good apple.
>>27323413
>fatty
Hey now, I may be disgusting in every other sense of the word, but I am no fatty.
>>27323487
The one ITT is a Stacy cunt too anon
Fembots don't exist
>>27323487
texas is pretty big anon, you could be stuck in illinois like me
>>27323512
>I may be a whore, but I'm not fat >:^(
>I only weigh 250!!!
kek okay skank
>>27323516
I doubt it and I'd giver her a chance anyways
;-;
>>27323532
Stop projecting, kiddo.
You're still young, right? Its not too late to change your ways, just push yourself a bit harder in gym class and lay off the vending machines.
Actual true robots--the surviving few--are better than petty childish "fembots" in every conceivable manner. Robots want a woman of quality, of character, not another animal to take care of at all times. Even this late in arcanine's existence, "fembots" prove how utterly worthless and repugnant they act during any given circumstance.
>>27323555
Anon there are no such things as fembots
She's an attention whoring normie
>>27323560
>Projecting!11!!1
Nice shitpost fatty
>>27323604
I'd still try just because that means she already knows 4chan isn't just a place for gore and pedos and won't judge me for using it.
>>27323640
Ty youngster
>>27323672
>talking about 4chan irl
Kill yourself, you're even worse than she is
>>27323487
There are lots of robots in Texas.
Almost got this qt Mexican fembot to move in with me
>>27323789
>fembot
Nope
Now fuck off reddit normie
>>27323789
I'm jealous. I love Mexican girls...
>>27307404
it's humorous that this post ends with the digits '404,' as 404 is the standard error code for a certain searched-for thing being not found, and there are no "fem"bots to be found here on /r9k/
>>27320841
>dates good looking psychopath who cares more about sex than emotions
>oh man robots are just the worst
>>27307882
>Why do you even give a flying fuck what your man thinks about women who aren't you?
Why do you refuse to date a feminist?
>>27307925
Yes, personal hygiene is a big deal for most people, believe it or not robot.
>>27308007
>and what, a man doesn't? the rise in beta nu males is a direct result from having weak and/or absent fathers
Holy fuck the feels. I never thought about it like that. That could probably explain why I'm terrible at life.
Any finnish fembots around interested in a 26 year old cynical mess with a degrading overall health due to incurable bowel problems and a weak immune system who's got no drive to get a job or otherwise make anything out of his life and is looking to seeing if love could somehow have any effect on fixing himself. I'm an empty canvas if you want to see if you can change it to something you might like by fucking it and showing it affection.
Only thing I bring to the table is a small house of my "own" that belongs to my parents so a free house to live in.
I get cold sores on my lip or under my nose a few times a year but other than that I am free of any tansmittable diseases.
I married a robot. We helped make each other better people, but he wasn't the person I was attracted to for years. Decent looking, just beta AF, and much much younger.
It was the best decision I've ever made.
>>27325270
Absolutely, I'll marry you and love you until the end of the world.
Oh nevermind I just realized you're a guy. Hahahaha good luck with that hahahaha.
>>27324090
I don't, I'd love to date a feminist, I think they're generally pretty smart and have a healthy outlook on life, look at Christina Hoff Sommers for example.
>>27324411
>what is shampoo
Now go clean your crusty, rotting period blood out of your cunthole then come back to me about hygiene, you subhuman whore
>>27325289
>Decent looking
To a woman, "decent looking" means 7+/10
>>27325579
>take a bite of food
>food gets stuck in beard
>just take a shower lol
Beards are disgusting. Get over it.
>>27325289
Yeah, I'm 19 and married a 28 year old off /soc/
She's perfect for me
Robots should look into older women, disregard these 18-24 yo useless roasties, they have no souls
>>27325715
I'm 24 and dating a 39 year old. It's glorious.
>Dat maturity
>Fantastic communicator
>Super comfortable with herself, knows what she wants and doesn't bullshit around
>Just generally knows how to do relationships and doesn't have unrealistic expectations because she was dating when I was literally still in diapers.
And let's not forget
>Dat libido
Not sure I could ever go back to women my own age, honestly
>>27325631
>eating like a slob
You're just fat
Where does a person even meet fembots? Im not fat and im tall so i feel like a typical robot. Im just awkward i guess
Any lonely mentally ill robots want to talk to me?I'm so a l o n e
>>27325942
Are you a girl?
Where do you live?
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>>27307404
Because I'm a disgusting tranny who needs to kill herself already
how is this thread not past the bump limit? was it raised to 500 from 300?
>>27307534
>tfw grill
>tfw wouldn't care what he wore
>tfw would probably like him less if he dressed up
>>27307758
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>>27327808
Would you care if he was really ugly though?
>>27307404
Because I'd rather kill myself than date a fat person or even befriend one
>>27328216
There are tons of non-fat robots.
>>27307944
No there are no girls like that.
>>27328216
>they think robots are fat
this board is nothing but newfags.
>>27323598
man thanks for posting that, been saving a lot of resources to help motivate me to get rich.
seriously women are quite predictable, they only want stability and protection. that requires money, once you're wealthy you have your pick of anything you want. takes a lot of self-discipline. never give up on yourselves brobots. and fembots too, if there's one law of this world i can acknowledge it's that we're all inherently alone and it's our foremost duty to watch our OWN asses.
you can't take care of someone else if you can't even take care of yourself.
>>27327808
yeah right nice try to grab attention, nobody is gonna drink your bull shit, I've dressed like shit for my whole life and only when I started worrying about my looks literally one roastie was finally showing interest in me.
How does this photo make you feel? probably wetting your panties right now I bet.
>tfw not sure if fembots would even like me if I tried
Fembots dont exist you mongs. Most women on this board have bfs and have had bfs. The "foreveralone" women are all either mentally ill homosex or trolls.
>>27328604
just because you've had a relationship once or twice doesn't mean you're can't be a robot
>>27328621
One or twice? Women are basically never single. They get approached weekly and enjoy male attention since age 14.
>>27328621
yeah cause every robot has had a gf or two, right?
RIGHT?
