How do I become a sissy r9k? I just want a bf to treat me like a girl and fuck my boipussy ;-;
>>27262155
Are you a cute boy? Do you like to crossdress?
How do I find a boy to feed hormones and keep under my bed?
>>27262155
Pics would help immensely
first you come to my house and let me start conditioning you
>you must shave all of your body hair off apart from eyebrows and hair every single day before I get home from work
>you must take more than the recommended dose of hormones
>you must sit and watch at least 3 hours of sissy hypnosis porn while i am at work
>you must worship my cock and be willing to do anything to make it happy
>you must submit yourself totally to me
>you must understand that no matter what, I am more important and you must always take care of me and keep me happy
>you must wear a chastity cage over your cock and only take it off when I say you can
After a while, when you are completely subservient to me I will take you as my sissy gf
>you get cuddles and can rub your butt on me while we watch movies before bed
>I will gently finger your boipussy and softly stroke your cock while we watch
>I will bring you right to the edge and then refuse you your orgasm until you beg me
>only after you have sucked my cock to my satisfaction will I fuck your boipussy and stroke your cock and we will come together
>we can cuddle after and I will make hot chocolate that we can have while we cuddle before we fall asleep
>>27263693
That sounds really gay bro
>>27262155
I'm too big and manly to be one. But desu I don't think I would want to be a sissy. A woman would be alright since I kinda wish I was a cute girl but not that sissy fetish stuff.
>>27262155
Genetics, if you don't have the delicate bone structure, you're shit out of luck
>>27264255
disgusting
this loser needs to bleach his asshole
>>27264285
it's perfect as it is
>>27264436
It's not when the rest of their ass is that pale
Don't make excuses
Bleach your asshole or keep it hidden forever
>>27264479
to you maybe
Start dieting and exercising, OP. You'll be a soft, faggoty sissy boy within a year.
>>27263319
Source to that pic I'm begging you
Please be hentai oh god pls be hentai
>>27263693
This is literally all I want, and I've already started shaving. Why can't people like you exist irl ;-;
>>27264255
I've been mistaken for a girl before, so I suppose that's a start :3
I'm not even gay, but I find the idea of letting someone use my body for their own pleasure to be ever so satisfying.
Just not into dudes though, and qt traps are rare af.
>>27264572
Source? That's pretty fucking hot.
>>27265726
You idiot noob
You fucker moron
>>27265726
One of the many pictures Poju has drawn
>>27263693
That's not how hormones work faggot you just increase your likelihood of a blood clot the higher the dose.
>having a dick big enough to fit in a cage
>tfw I had a vivid dream I was a sissy slave last night
>I was injected with something that made my dick shrivel up and it became a vagina
>Vagina was unbearably dry and had dry mouth
>Couldn't stop begging for cock and cummies
>When I finally got it fluids returned to me
>Master drew blood from me to monitor my progress and injected me again
>I woke up
Fuck it was crazy
>>27264691
PLS SOURCE
ORIGINAL ROBOT FUCK OFF
>>27264572
I'm already healthy and I exercise a lot now, still no bf ;-;
>>27266727
Something something grimoire episode 2
It's a hentai and the trap only has one scene
>>27266873
Get cuter, anon. More diet. More exercise.
>>27266873
Why don't you have a bf? Where are you located?
Why are you even on /r9k/ when I'm guessing your standards are much higher than what robots are?
Use the map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1909882
>tfw 6'3
i will never be cute
>>27267112
>tfw 6'4"
You'll be cute for me.
>>27266951
I literally have no standards, I've only ever had 1 bf and I'm still a virgin.
>>27267158
if only... <3
>>27267218
>I literally have no standards
Are you really fat or something? It's not adding up. You should be able to get a bf easy and get fucked without a problem if you have no standards.
>>27263693
>you must take more than the recommended dose of hormones
I'm on hormones, they don't work like that. You just risk health issues by taking more than the recommended dose. Everything else in that sounded perfect though. Tfw no qt tall skinny bf to tie me up and cuddle with me while we watch Netflix together and I suck his cock
>>27267319
No not fat, not ugly either, just don't know how to talk to people ._.
>>27267218
WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED
ROBOT ROBOT
>>27267319
Some sissies just want to suck cock, they're turned on by not careing what the guy looks like cause it makes it more humiliating for them
>>27267460
You don't even have to talk if you're a sissy slut. All you have to do is bend over and get fucked.
>>27267478
I've yet to find any like this. Most of them want chad.
>>27265465
poast some pics
>>27267468
England.
>>27267527
Honestly I wouldn't care if it was Chad or not.
>>27267662
L O N D O N x
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>tfw constant razor burn no matter what I do
>>27267662
>Honestly I wouldn't care if it was Chad or not.
You're one of the few if you actually mean it.
>>27267805
There are more of us than you think, anon.
I just want to make baked goods for someone.
>>27267744
Are you at least qt?fuckoffrobot
>>27267825
>There are more of us than you think, anon.
>I just want to make baked goods for someone
A lot of people say that but when it comes down to it, robots aren't attractive enough or don't make enough money for their liking.
>>27267870
Not with razorburn anytime I want to be smooth.
I only look qt when I have short trimmed bodyhair, but thats probably gross for no-homo dudes.
>>27267888
true, I've said the same thing but once I see the guys from here I get disinterested
>>27267940
Have you tried an epilator?tell me a bit about yourself
>>27267687
Don't live near London ;-;
>>27267805
Then yes in one of the few
>>27268016
me either, I'm Eastbourne
>>27267967
Epilator hurts too much on torso, would rather light myself on fire.
>>27268067
If you have that much hair on your torso maybe it just wasn;t meant to be :(
>>27267957
Begs the question why you're still here
>>27268016
It's surprising that you don't have a bf, considering people like you are in heavy demand.
>>27268092
Guess I have to just be a twink who sometimes crossdresses, theres a market for that right?
I suppose this is a better thread to ask than any other. What are the risks of taking female hormones? I want to take them but I'm REALLY worried about
>Dick size decreasing
>Balding
How common are these, and if they're common how severe are they?
>>27268141
Yeah I'd bang you, if you are qt anyway.There must be a way to stop this travesty
>>27268149
>>Dick size decreasing
This is fairly common. Expect a 1-2 inch decrease. You can help to prevent loss/atrophy by using your dick often, but hormones decrease your desire to.
>>Balding
Hormones will help decrease this.
Other than that there are often side effects to your liver/kidneys in the long term depending on what you end up taking.
>>27268120
Not where I live, more people are homophobic than anything.
>>27268120
>Begs the question why you're still here
Because I'm a hiki like most everyone else here
>>27262155
post your body structure we can talk better with that.
>>27268046
Thats even further away ._.
>>27268243
>more people are homophobic than anything.
I didn't know England was that bad. Have you considered moving?
>>27268245
Even if you're hiki, you seem to consider yourself superior to other robots.
>>27268340
>Even if you're hiki, you seem to consider yourself superior to other robots.
True. I'm a piece of shit.
>>27268340
Its not England specifically it's just the city I live in.
>>27268406
>it's just the city I live in.
I know how that goes. I'd like to move but don't have the money.
Is it easier to get a bf than gf if you're chubby? I heard most sissies like to be dominated by most of those people.
>>27268546
i think fat hides the manly shapes such as adam's apple, manly shoulders.
>>27268539
I wouldn't know where to move even if I could desu.
>>27268546
Yes, just look at the Chub thread in soc, it's full of thirsty faggots. The real question is would you fuck someone who is chubby?
>>27268723
Sorry to hear that, anon, maybe you'll find a better place someday.
Any other robots here from England?
>>27269061
Northamptonshire here lad
I wanna do this too.
how does it feel to be fucked in the ass?
>>27269507
Like Eggnog on Easter Thursday
>>27269558
what does that even mean
asdfasdf
>>27269507
Amazing as long as you're communicating with your partner how its feeling. It's like you really need to piss and then extreme ecstasy just runs up your whole shaft and then your body..
>>27263336
I still remember that shit
>>27263336
>tfw you will never have this ;_;
originu
>>27269785
>tfw will never be the pet boy or have the pet boy
>>27268149
Dont, unless you are trans dont ruin your health
Kik is a really good way to start showing off to Anons. Except for today, apparently.
>Have slut Kik for two years
>Log on today for the first time in months
>Get a message from my irl friend
It's time to kill myself. I just checked and confirmed that I had it to not use my address book to find friends. I don't know if they updated and changed something.
>>27271276
Depends on your friends really, I know one sissy crossdresser who came out to friends and they are cool with it. Made him feel better about his fetish and happier overall.
>>27271276
omg anon, is the cat out of the bag?
>>27271276
Same thing happened to me. Twice.
Don't worry anon you'll get over it.
>>27271482
I know I will, he's my best friend though.
>>27271369
>>27271452
He's really anti-gay. He's borderline autistic so depending on how hard I can damage control I might get out of this.
>>27264170
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originale commentato
>>27265405
I do exist but traps don't want a daddy bf
>>27269497
sissy brit bois
