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Nearly the weekend edition
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i feel happier in this thread
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Can't sleep

Post waifus
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Post them lads, your waifus.
>>27234016
I'm in for a meeting desu. Must be important if they want even the people in the lowest position in for it, like me.
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Good lad

What's the plan for today boys?
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everyday is weekend for a neet
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>>27234049
it's 8am you degenerate, why would you be sleeping.

>>27234051
they are about to lay off your whole department
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>>27234070
Nah, it's a sports centre so the lowest down are actually the most needed. Nothing would get done without us.
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>>27234058
Don't know how NEETs in the UK do it

I would much rather wageslave than sign on, sounds like such a ball ache
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>>27234048
its funny the mental effect having the wrong image can have.

just got up to have a nice cup of tea. then off back to bed.
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>>27234022
>tfw have been ill and awake all night last night
>tfw worst night of my life
Hopefully I recover by Saturday, I'll probably drag myself out of bed to pick up some trees to help me sleep tonight though.
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My sister just texted me saying she's pregnant. What am I supposed to reply to that? Haven't even seen her since Christmas
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>>27234127
Mot of their parents never worked, so being NEET feels normal to them. They grew up living on bennies, so this became their default standard, which is why they take welfare cuts so personally; as if the government is taking something that is rightfully their's, rather than reclaiming taxpayer money to use in other ways instead.

In many ways I envy them; I went crazy being NEET for a few weeks, I guess I'm just not wired to be unemployed.
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>>27234212
cup is empty, back I go. got to go to fucking asda later.

>>27234260
''that's nice dear''
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>>27234260
"Crongratulations" might be a start
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>>27234260
"Congratulations"

That's all you really need, the rest depends on how weird it would be you offering to help with stuff / whether you suspect you might become the uncle to a black baby / how old your sister is 9if she's 15 your response will need to be different to if she's 27).
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>>27234270
I've been "NEET" before during week breaks and that and it's so boring
Don't know how they don't go insane, I love having stuff to do, makes me appreciate my free time a lot more
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>>27234296
She's 20. I hope I don't have to do anything when it's born. Her boyfriend, who I assume is the dad, is white.
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>>27234049
>>27234051

>you will never smell her hair
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>>27234385
Then congratulations will be fine. You're siblings and you're both adults, acting like it shouldn't still be hard even for /r9k/
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>>27234127
>>27234307

>its the slavery is freedom meme

I wonder who could be behind these posts
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im e-dating a girl from newcastle

what should i expect?
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>>27234531
Why so defensive? I was polite, even said I was envious. Why act like a dick, unless you are really ashamed of your life?
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>>27234533
>e-dating

jealousy, insecurity and cuckery

source:yeah same
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Off work sick again anons, I don't think I'm long for this job or this world ;_;
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>>27234127
have money from investments.. BTL etc
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>>27234533
An understanding why so many people hate Geordies and Newcastle
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>>27234533

You should expect to be cucked.
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>>27234533
>e-dating

So you're her gay best friend who is there for her whilst she shags someone who's actually in Newcastle?
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Belfast-bong here, so yesterday was annoying as fuck. All these fuckers running around being loud and waving flags and playing music past my house when I'm trying to sleep.

At least I don't have to worry about being woken up by that bullshit again until 12 of July.
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my mum hit me
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>>27235279
I cannot wait until you're in prison you disgusting piece of shit
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>>27235279
Shave your face, it looks disgusting.
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>>27234531
Off to Brussels on business this weekend lad, what about you? Having a wank?
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>>27235279
Classic amer
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new burgerkings opened around the corner lads, one of those fancy american diner style ones. they sell all the drink variations now, think im gonna go for cherry coke or grape soda with my supersize XL double bacon cheese burger meal and large texas crunchy whopper meal. mummy gave me dinner money for bringing the bins in
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>>27234022

Did anyone else get the UC letter in the post about reduction in work allowance? Might just off myself at this stage

I'm now worse off working, but I can't just quit my job or I won't be able to get UC
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just shagged my hand lads, growing bored of it tbqh. anyone have good experiences with escorts? just want to put my dick in something that isnt a cheap prostitute
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>>27234531
Oh yes neety, your life sounds great! >>27235589

[keks intensify]
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>>27235607
you get what you pay for. Aim for the 150 quid region with an agency if you want a budget but still nice escort
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>>27235279
Aha, beat up by a 5ft tall bitch in a burka.
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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

Tonight's film is Hot Fuzz, the Pegg/Frost buddy cop spoof about a series of gruesome murders in a sleepy rural Gloucestershire village.

The film will start at 10pm at the usual place, with chill music beforehand and some classic comedy after, as well as next week's nominations.

Hope to see you lads there!
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>>27235636
do the charges vary, lets say i decided i wanted to fuck her bare back and fill her with cum would that drastically increase the price i'll be looking to pay? thinking about chucking 200 quid on a classy slag
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In my country it is already the weekend so eat a dick
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>>27235648
Hey I'm a returner to /r9k/ how does film night work?
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>>27235670
The one I used when I used them had a set pricing plan for their escorts. Incall, out-call then extras (eg. anal was +20 quid).

FYI - any escort that lets you cum in her is either a legit slave or has no less than three STDs. Avoid.
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>>27235670
You'll have to either pay through the nose to let an escort

A: shag her without a Johnny
Or
B: cum inside her

Either that you get some dutty sket with a warty fanny
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>>27235635

I don't see why you are mocking NEET, my own life as a wageslave is literally slavery.
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>>27235694

it's a mystery anon, who knows

http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
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>>27235729
What do you work as?
You got any qualifications?
How old are you?
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>>27235743
ADVERTISING IS FORBIDDEN!!
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>>27235747

>delivery driver
>driving licence + a levels
>23
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>>27235676
Out Abbo
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>>27235770
Checks out, i've heard about the crap yodel drivers deal with. Condolences.
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They are literally discussing if anything is wrong with piss bottles on the Wright Stuff.
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>>27235865
If Ichange the channel and this is a ruse I'll be most unhappy
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>>27235914
Already finished, can catch it on 5+1 at 11:50
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>>27235865
>>27235914
I am unhappy.
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What time's the movie on? I don't get home from work til late on a Friday.
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>tfw drinking hard since Monday
>maybe
>has it been a comfy week?
>>27234049
>drink more
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>>27235955
Wow lad I don't even check the digits
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>>27235954
10pm.
0cc
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>>27234260
Congratulation is in order
>your white
>we are all robots
>race doesn't matter
>kek
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>>27235954
There's a movie on?

When and where?
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>>27235279
amer...

when will you suciide?
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>>27236031
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING RULEBREAKERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Poleaboo just completed his 4th driving lesson
Very anxious and bitter throughout, feel like he is no good at driving and incapable of learning so angry that he is being forced to even attempt to learn

Things got worse when the instructor asked him what his plans were for today and then if he usually does nothing during the weekend
Also brought up his unemployment situation
Didn't bother to try and make conversation, drove in silence until the lesson started

Actually turned out to be a decent driving lesson, got out onto the main roads

Now the next big task of the day
Calling the solicitors office
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>>27235279
>Poleaboo is going to get honour killed.
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>>27236082
Blame it on the seatbelt rubbing on your bruises.
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>>27235279
>>27236082
>>27236105
Oh shit, ribena crashed his car
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>>27235279
This pic is NOT Poleaboo
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>tfw civil service interview
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>>27236117
Then post a pic with timestamp

>>27236140
Bailiff?
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>>27236154
>Then post a pic with timestamp
Nice try, detective
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>>27236154

Nah, more of a clerk role.

I'm fucking bricking it desu.
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>>27234533
Expect us to hear back from you to be listening intently

>britfeel meet up where
>education, education Edinburgh when poleaboo goes to jail
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>>27236175
>court admin

Fair enough, best of luck. You will need an equality/diversity example to talk about, and they can't mark you down for taking in competency notes so if you struggle to remember things under pressure then take a sheet of A4 with notes/prompts on it.
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>>27236140
Had an interview with them on Tuesday, hope I get it.
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>poleabitch said first day of trial
>everyone forgot to check public records
>in the brum area but I'm no mist tic Meg
>I just can't spell

Do we have a name yet lads?
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>>27236222
>brum
He's in Aberdeen
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>>27236239
He's in rochdale, the trial is in Aberdeen
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>>27236175
>>27236200
Both going for the same job?
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>>27236255
Wonder why I drink some times 2bh
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>>27236264
No, I am going for an AO role in the DWP. I'm this guy btw>>27236200.
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>>27236193
Haha not been training the old mind all your life, why don't you just write it on the wet stick palm tree
>it won't make you look beta just prepaired and a little desperate
>that's the job economy lad
>goodbye PlayStation
>I need to wet this tree

Does anyone think they will get laid tonight?
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>>27236193

Yeah? Cheers m8. I'm fucking shitting me pants already, interview's not until the 13th April.
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>tfw wont be able to watch the /britfeel/ movie tonight because ill be going to my bfs

;-;
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Just got a job in a call centre after 7 months of NEETdom starting monday, kill me now.
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>>27236564
Where do you live they might give me your comfy job.

Pissed off that Nigel robot owner strung us along and then just left to be honest
>animal lover but not a 50 fan
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>Poleaboos dad randomly started giving him advice on driving, specifically, stopping and the clutch
>even offered to have some lessons with me

He's been speaking to my instructor
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>>27236747
not nice when people spy on you, is it?
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>>27236754
It's not enough to get angry or upset about

More miffed at just losing the game that would have propelled me to rank 5 on Hearthstone
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>Receive DLA
>Reading up on PIP
>Diagnosed aspie with other mental problems leaving me with very high anxiety and going out only when necessary which even then it's a task
>Done voluntary work before but left each place after a few days due to anxiety attacks and breakdowns
>Realise when they come to re-asses me they are just gonna see me as a lazy fuck

Looks like me suicide is set in place then
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>>27236793
god im so happy neets like you are getting fucked

you dont have any problems, you arent special, you arent disabled, fuck you you cunt and get a job
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>>27236793
Odds on you're just a lazy prick tbqh
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>>27234049
>>27234051
Just had the idea to roleplay one of my characters tonight as Jun at the 'party'

>>27236532
same here, but with 5 lads instead of one.
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>>27236793
But you are a lazy fuck. You're so lazy your brain sees any activity with the outside world as stressful and not worth doing - I would class this as lazy. No more NEETbux for you cunt.
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>>27236793
I was like you, but they moved me to the support group.

Got lucky i suppose.
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>>27236793

>tfw I still get PIP

CHIN UP LAD, YOU LAZY CUNT
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>it's ridiculous
>let me post on other boards
>hi
>dad
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post way funnier picks than my dick lads
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DEAD THREAD DESU

GDFGSDGFSDGDSGFGDSF
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/britfeel/ royal rumble when?
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>>27237349
Greentext it now, you lazy fuck
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>tfw no tildeanon bf
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Do I drink tonight or do I abstain and preserve my gains?
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what did we all agree poleaboo's first name was?
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>>27237928
Amer Huissein
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Yo, Poleaboo

I'm facebook friends with that girl you were stalking, I'll put her pics on imgur or something. It's not for you, I do it for all the slags I catch in my net

>>27237928
What we've agreed is that it's looking quite likely that the girl he was stalking has dropped out of uni and is gallivanting around Europe
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>>27237861
I have a way for you to do both

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458249640249.webm
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>>27237420
>tfw no abusive Junlad bf
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>>27237962
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

YAKKUB BLESS ME WITH GODLY GAINS
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Poleaboo called his solicitors office, he is now being represented by a woman

She stressed that he should plead guilty as early as possible since the case is still set to call in September at the earliest

Poleaboo basically said "nah, I don't feel like I did anything wrong, I want to plead innocent"

>b-b-but there's enough evidence here to guarantee a guilty verdict
nah
>b-b-but 1/3 off your sentence for pleading guilty!
lol, doesn't affect me in the slightest, my life is shit either way (at least I get to keep my pride)
>b-b-but can I just make a note in your file that we tried to advise you against his?
sure
>p-p-please have a think about it over the weekend! and give me your final answer of Monday!

Tried arguing that the girls weren't meant to see the posts and that they were vague but none of that matters apparently, the board is public and the post was enough to cause fear/alarm


Going to court lads, gonna take the hardest shots they have for the sake of giving the story the correct lead in to the third art
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>>27238163
>poleaboo was an alpha all along

yeah, this is bullshit. Congrats, you just went the way of dadanon. You overplayed your hand and got fucked
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>>27238163
Fucking head case
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>>27237987
>tfw abusive Junlad bf
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>>27237942
can't find any trial records for amer huissein
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>>27238203
>alpha
It's exaggerated, in reality Poleaboo just said "nah" and "I still want to plead innocent" repeatedly for about 5 minutes
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>>27238225
Sheriff courts don't routinely release trial records, you have to request them.
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>>27238163
just to let you know, they dont actually want to help you, the person assigned to help you will always, always even when things are in your favour, they'll try and get you to plead guilty because it's easier for them
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>>27238250
>sheriff

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>27238257
Really quite pissed off that they switched the solicitor Poleaboo was assigned

There was an old man who looked like Peter Petigrew from Harry Potter representing him at the bail hearing. He had a nice smile, spoke well and knew his shit, made arguments as to why even if Poleaboo made the posts, it shouldn't be a crime

This female sounded old, uninterested and cranky
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>>27238311
frankly mate, i think there is a 70%+ chance youll be found guilty, it sounds like if that guy you had before was kept he would have lowered that but the person you have now is only looking out for herself and her career, you just taking the guilty plead and lowering punishment will be a victory for her and that's why she wants it so badly, if you are going to go down, don't let her boost her career while you suffer
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>>27238350
Yeah, alright, hopefully they'll switch representatives again if the proceedings are dragged out long enough
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>>27238395
youve just got to hope you get assigned another person who actually wants to defend the person they are assigned to defend
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>>27238395
can you not request the old guy back?
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>>27238163
can't wait for you to get sent down you little cretin
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>>27234294
>>27234296
>>27236004
>congratulating her
Why? She's done nothing special. She wouldn't have even put the work in to get pregnant. There was literally zero effort on her part.
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>>27238250
>Sheriff

Yank, know your place
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>>27238435
Most of us aren't autistic enough to need to ask this
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>>27238426
Poleaboo would like to inform you that you are now on his list
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>>27238413
It took them over a month to collect his possessions from the police station due to various obligations, Poleaboo is a very low priority for them

Besides, making the request could blow up in ones face, it could be rejected and the woman could be even more bitter or the other might take it but be mad that his college was disrespected
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ill be studying in the uk. what's the least sjw area/city?
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>>27238448
I'd smell him coming a mile off
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>>27238163
If you plead innocent to an obviously guilty outcome (which you are planning to do), there's no pride in that. Nobody will respect you for lying, especially when we, you, and they know you did it.
The fact you've already admitted that you've done it to target them has fucked you, you should have denied the whole thing or claimed the camera wasn't intended for them but a burglar.
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>>27238163
I say argue for the lulz.

but wtf is your argument against recording her shitting?
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>>27238465
every university is now inherently left wing now

if you can't bear to be around SJWs and have your views challenged and be able to challenge others then uni isn't for you
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>>27238465
Brighton or Hebden Bridge
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>>27238465
Either Brighton or London. Britain First have a lot of activity there.
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>>27238447
>I blindly follow social trends without questioning them

Open your eyes.
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>>27238487
>and have your views challenged

translated: have your views completely shut down, ignored and possibly get you into trouble if they are anything other than extreme left
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>>27238475
>>27238486
It's only one third off the sentence, why bother?

And it's not about proving he didn't do it, it's about proving he didn't do anything criminal (e.g. the girls names weren't mentioned in the posts so it's unreasonable for them to get so worked up over it)

Not on trial for the cam shit, just the one text post
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>>27238514
>translated: have your views completely shut down, ignored and possibly get you into trouble if they are anything other than extreme left
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>>27238521
You've been convicted of stalking them already, it's reasonable to assume that if your stalker starts making threats about unnamed girls on the same platform he used last time, that those threats are targetted at you
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>>27238502

I'm sure this is bait, but I'm an idiot so whatever

Pregnancy is, at least in this case, a happy occasion. It's quite common to congratulate people on happy occasions (see: birthdays) regardless of the effort involved in reaching them. It's not a comment of the person's hard work, it's just a way of saying "I'm happy for you". Basic empathy.
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>>27238541
can that be proved beyond reasonable doubt? its just speculation
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>>27238521
>Not on trial for the cam shit
how is that even possible.
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>>27238465

Kent/Canterbury is pretty SJW free. Mostly because it's full of fucking pikeys.
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>>27238541
There are 100,000+ posters on /r9k/ and millions of "Polish girls" in the world

>threats
barely, the detective called them "veiled threats", because it was vague as fuck and that's just what was implied

>>27238565
Yes, they have the device used to make the posts, to win this case an actual legal argument needs to be made
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>>27238546
Yes but think about what you're saying. Congratulations is a word used when someone accomplishes something difficult. Even for birthdays this is only something you would say once a decade past 40.
Where is the difficulty here? What are you actually congratulating? That she can lay on her back and get fucked like a whore?
It's also interesting you immediately assume it is a happy case, bearing in mind she is only 20 and unmarried.
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Do the 5ps I spend on bags in the supermarket count towards the points?
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>>27238572
Possible one or a combination of the following

>can't prove it's her in the pics
>she doesn't want to admit there are naked pics of her in existence
>incompetent coppers can't do shit without a confession
>incompetent forensics team can't do shit after a few harddrive overwrites
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>>27238565
(1) A person (A) commits an offence, to be known as the offence of stalking, where A stalks another person (B).

(2) For the purposes of subsection (1), A stalks B where -
>(a) A engages in a course of conduct,
>(b) subsection (3) or (4) applies, and
>(c) A's course of conduct causes B to suffer fear or alarm.

(4) This subsection applies where A knows, or ought in all the circumstances to have known, that engaging in the course of conduct would be likely to cause B to suffer fear or alarm.

-------------------------------

All they have to prove beyond reasonable doubt is that he did it and ought to have known it would cause them fear or alarm. And he's already been convicted of stalking once, so that conviction proves he had that knowledge.
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>>27238631
>going to all this effort when poleaboo hasn't even proved he exists or that any of this is real
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>>27238647
I don't like law exactly, but I like legislation. It makes me happy, so it's no effort
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>>27238599

>google "congratulations definition"
>words expressing one's praise for an achievement or good wishes on a special occasion.
>or good wishes on a special occasion

I'm not assuming its a happy occasion either, just explaining to you why people might say 'congratulations' when their sister is pregnant.
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>>27238647
Posted various documents and artefacts from the story
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>>27238654
legislate me big boy
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>>27234049
Out of the way plebians, TOP TIER WAIFU coming through.
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>>27238679
except he hasn't
there is nothing concrete, no names, no court dates, nothing that you could actually look up and verify
this is the sort of thing that would have been hot news at the university paper and yet there's nothing about it in the gaudie
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>>27238770
Of course it's fake, but we've been at this for over a ear. Stop poking holes, I want a conclusion
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>>27234049
>nothing that you could actually look up and verify
can't do that without doxxing oneself, though people on /brit/ did success regarding find the relevant name in relation to the first court date

>no names
The girls were doxxed, that's what caused this mess in the first place
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>>27238835
kek
how convenient
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>>27238886
Poleaboo has literally been doxxed and it's easy enough to verify but Poleaboo isn't going to hold your hand along the way, it suits him better to sit on the edge to avoid further trouble
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>>27238913
>everyone was doxxed yet this information is nowhere to be found and nobody knows it
stop
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>>27238163
Fucking foreigners clogging up our justice system.
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>>27238945
I'm not Poleaboo, but do you literally want me to spoonfeed you the Polish girls facebooks and the uni email address?
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>>27238958
Poleaboo was literally the only non-white held at the sheriffs court during both of his visits, there was one Pole though who didn't speak English
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>>27236793
same as me right down to voluntary work
dont listen to these mad wagekeks NEETbro
just milk your aspergers for all it's worth
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>>27238973
you'd need to prove it was them and not a pair of random slags, but please go ahead
what would be better is giving up poleaboo's name so we can actually check court proceedings, but I have a feeling you'll hand out something equally generic like amir hussein

there is zero evidence that poleaboo is real (because he isn't)
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>>27239001
>you'd need to prove it was them and not a pair of random slags
Literally go and check the original threads where the girls pics were spammed

They've been posted before, you seem late to the story
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>>27239044
ah there it is, the 'y-you must be new' comment and redirected to threads which no longer exist
this isn't helping your case btw, claiming the """evidence""" has been lost despite me being a regular browser for years and knowing full well it doesn't even exist

sad that you'd keep this up for so long
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>go into work
>cbf with it
>tell them I have to leave 2 hours early because of a driving lesson I forgot I had booked
>they buy it
>come home and commence comfy shit posting

Kek not today Mr Shekklestein
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>>27239107
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990

>March 19th
Almost the anniversary
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>>27239179
>conveniently no images
you are getting desperate
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Got a letter today saying my ESA was sanctioned for now turning up to an "interview" on the 16th. I haven't had a letter, call, text or anything to let me know I even had one. They sharp sent the letter out telling me I've been sanctioned though, dated the same day.

I have to wait until Monday for a phone call to resolve it. What a bunch of fucking incompetent bastards. Do I have a leg to stand on? I imagine this is a common excuse, even though they probably fuck up when it comes to sending letters. If anyone asks I'm on ESA because I have really bad epilepsy.
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>>27239179
Just happens that the pictures of the girls have vanished, kek. Sorry but you've as much chance of winning this as you do your imaginary court case.
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>>27239219
They took it away because you are a fucking scrounge. How is epilepsy an excuse not to work? Just stop watching so much fucking TV and buy a pair of proper glasses (Which I'm sure the government provide for you anyway) then get off your backside and get a job!
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>>27239203
>>27239239
Look more closely, you cunt

The reaction images are still there, only the pics of the Polish girl have been removed
What does that indicate, huh?
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>>27238514
not at all

I regularly debate about stuff like this at my uni, so long as you do it in lectures and respect people's right to freedom of speech there's no issue you fucking cretin
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>>27239239
>>27239203
OK, now cross reference the date of the thread with the relevant entry on the blog
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>>27239246

Because I have almost daily full blown fits, I have clusters of absence seizures and myoclonic jerks every day too. It's not photosensitive, they are unpredictable.

I literally couldn't be fucking employed. I'm worried their error is going to fuck me up royally. I needed someone to post to get it off my chest/ask for advice
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>>27239219
dear oh dear


orginaldo commentate
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>>27239263
>>27239249
so he maintained a blog to go along with the fake story? ok, and what?
i'd probably do something similar if i had a lot of lies to keep track of

-no photos
-no names
-no court dates

literally nothing
it's fake, get over it
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>>27239298
Fuck off, you're trying to bait Poleaboo into posting the girls pics/names again and getting arrested again
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>>27239273
All I hear is excuses mate, you are never going to get a job with that attitude. You'v finally been rumbled though so either you're going to have to change your approach to life or face homelessness.
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>>27239329
there aren't any, all I hear is excuses
i'm just sick of seeing this boring fanfiction clogging up the threads every day

either post the court info so we can look it up or fuck off forever, don't give me this 'muh dox' shit either because you've already claimed it happened and l i t e r a l l y nothing came from it
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>>27239273
Listen pal...

Can you not see that >>27239352
is really shitty bait?
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>>27239365
28th August (intermediate diet)

It's on the fucking blog, /brit/ found the name on the fucking day
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>>27239365
>l i t e r a l l y nothing came from it

He's ended up in court again
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>>27239273
If you can't work, what is the point in you being alive?
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I got raped by a mudslime M8
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>>27239352

you need to work on your bait if you want to become an absolute trollmaster(tm) like myself

seriously though ive been on esa for about a year, not even had a single letter about any interviews or appointments or anything and then I get a letter saying im sanctioned. I'm actually worried

>>27239375

no
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>>27239383
>it's on the blog
wrong
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
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>>27234022
These threads make me laugh, you guys are like shit tier mexicans
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>>27239401
Now find the entry for 28th August
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>>27239409
60%

lol fuck off pedro
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>>27238958
We invite all the Pakis to come here, why complain about the justice system?
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>>27239424
oh fuck off, it's the immigrants keeping this country running
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>>27234022
Back to /pol/ all these threads are B8
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>>27239444
Fuck off burgerland, maybe where you live but not here
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>>27239409
>>27239450
*inhales deeply*

I smell a samefag
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>>27239421
no you retard, the court date for the upcoming case
the blog hasn't been updated in months

NO EVIDENCE so can we stop this fantasy now please
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>>27239390
I enjoy my life do you? Why should I work? Everyone is dif
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>>27239515
https://00da310q.wordpress.com/

Reeebot
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>>27239515
Stop samefagging christ
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>>27239515
>he blog hasn't been updated in months

Poleaboo's been banned from the internet, we his dear friends have been doing what we can to support him and update you during this troubling time.

Ungrateful much?
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>>27239515
There's no court date yet

>>27239543
Nothing to post, so stopped updating, might dump my self harm pics tonight
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>>27239556
Why the fuck do you faggots even care a out this trash?
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>>27239585
Poleboo's a lovely guy who was just misunderstood. If your internet history was handed over to the police, what could they charge you with?
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>>27239568
Duurrr I'm an underage edgey little faggot who self harms I'm so cool, fuck off
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>havent listened music i usually listen in days
>play one of my favorite songs i haven't heart in a long time
>suddenly feel that feel you get when a deadly car crash is imminent or someone robs you or a fight is about to happen or something, dat near death experience shit
>can't help but go superfast to the music until max heart rate is reached
feels good to be autistic, normalshits need methamphetamines to go as fast as me.
https://youtu.be/iy5Psm3PmX4?t=35
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>>27239383
The only thing you can supply is the date? Not which court?
It's very unspecific, there are hundreds of cases daily. This is worthless information, especially since no archive of the threads on /brit/ exist.
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/%2Fbrit%2F/start/2015-08-28/end/2015-08-28/
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>>27239607
You don't get it at all
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>>27239599
All this is, is some moron from /r9k/ who shit spams in here to get other faggots to read BS from a mentally ill person, what could they charge me with nothing
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>>27239627
You should know what court
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>>27239543
>literally says it's fake at the top
we are done here
you can all stop posting this shit here now thanks
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Are all Brits this pathetic? You guys need your own board this is rediculious
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>>27239662
are you just pretending to be retarded or what?
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got a GP appointment on tuesday

gonna tell him about my depression and anxiety

wish me luck lads
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>>27239684
Careful. Poleaboo did that and they nicked him as soon as he left the doctor's office
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>>27239680
B8 and terrible at that M8
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>>27239689
kek what why?
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>>27239610
what does going fast even mean, are you just waving your arms about like a retard?
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>>27239684
Hey watch what you say, if you say the wrong things you are fucked, what do you plan on telling them?
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>>27239696
Just bad timing, it was the first time he left his house after they decided to arrest him
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>>27239704

what do you mean?

i was just gonna say for the past few years i've been depressed and had the occasional anxiety attack
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>>27239696
just terrible timing

lucky though he had a reason to get up early, shower, dress and get out of the house
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>>27239718
Oh. Well thats boring maybe if you'd stayed in they'd have booted in your front door
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>>27239703
Basically dancing to the music

Normalshits howevere are dancing to impress people, it is similar to a fat person jogging, they struggle and shit
i dance because i feel adrenalin bursts so high that not moving would be extremely uncomfortable. and damn i feel fucking awesome.
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>>27239684
Don't have a cock up if you are suicidal it will be trouble
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>>27239751

I'm not suicidal

what should i tell them and what should i not tell them?
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>>27239721
Mate, everything you say is written down and saved, what you say will keep you out of jobs or could end into hospital
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>>27239721
What are you going to say? Are you a NEET?
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>>27239793

Just that I'm pretty sure I'm depressed and have anxiety problems

and yeah, i'm a NEET
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>>27239777
Tell them what you need to tell them for help senpai but at least read about what you are thinking about telling them, medications are a rough time
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>Poleaboo takes a video of female housemate he is obsessed with having a shit
>sets up phishing accounts to get her information and 'cyber-stalk' her
>still claims he did nothing wrong

the mind of a paki lads, frightening stuff
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Only just got back from a "meeting" at work lads. It was supposed to be from 9-11 for fuck sake. The actual meeting took an hour and they had me doing proper work until four whilst I was in a shirt and tie. Pricks.
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>>27239807
meme 'illnesses'

they will literally suggest going for a walk or doing yoga
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>eating egg mayo sammich

>it goes out of date today

>it tastes bad.

>eat it anyway cos im that fucking hungry.
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>>27239827
This.

My last doctor kept saying "just go for a walk and you'll feel better"
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>>27239807
You might end up in the loony bin for notnbeing able to take care of self
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>>27239807
Might as well end it M8, NEETS are scum
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>>27239750
you sound exactly like a normie desu
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>>27239839
No one gives a fuck, that is your reply cherish it cuck
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>>27239935
implying anyone gives a fuck about poleaboo posting.
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>>27239924
do you know how much of a fuck i give nigga
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>>27239957
enough to reply to me
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>>27239965
Indeed. but not any more than that.
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>>27239983
enough to reply to me again, you were clearly offended enough to warrant a couple of responses, which tells me youre either a normie, or just a think skinned cuck
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>>27239813
NOT GUILTY
O
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G
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>>27239694
>it doesn't matter that I can't prove a word I say
>I'll just call it bait and hope it goes away
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>>27240005
>which tells me youre either a normie, or just a think skinned cuck
>which tells me
because you are a simple minded pleb who spends his life on 4chan and barely has real life experience.
i feel more euphoric than a fedora right now as I am banging these tunes. Plus your responses confirm my superiority.
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>>27239610
OP is epileptic
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>>27240068
>all these responses to me
>still trying to defend yourself

thank you based god, insecure and feeling the need to reply, confirmed thin skinned rather than normie, was off a bit there
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>>27234049

wooo

It's Friday.

Can't wait to be useless and play vidya for two days.
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