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Nearly the weekend edition
i feel happier in this thread
Can't sleep
Post waifus
Post them lads, your waifus.
>>27234016
I'm in for a meeting desu. Must be important if they want even the people in the lowest position in for it, like me.
Good lad
What's the plan for today boys?
everyday is weekend for a neet
>>27234049
it's 8am you degenerate, why would you be sleeping.
>>27234051
they are about to lay off your whole department
>>27234070
Nah, it's a sports centre so the lowest down are actually the most needed. Nothing would get done without us.
>>27234058
Don't know how NEETs in the UK do it
I would much rather wageslave than sign on, sounds like such a ball ache
>>27234048
its funny the mental effect having the wrong image can have.
just got up to have a nice cup of tea. then off back to bed.
>>27234022
>tfw have been ill and awake all night last night
>tfw worst night of my life
Hopefully I recover by Saturday, I'll probably drag myself out of bed to pick up some trees to help me sleep tonight though.
My sister just texted me saying she's pregnant. What am I supposed to reply to that? Haven't even seen her since Christmas
>>27234127
Mot of their parents never worked, so being NEET feels normal to them. They grew up living on bennies, so this became their default standard, which is why they take welfare cuts so personally; as if the government is taking something that is rightfully their's, rather than reclaiming taxpayer money to use in other ways instead.
In many ways I envy them; I went crazy being NEET for a few weeks, I guess I'm just not wired to be unemployed.
>>27234212
cup is empty, back I go. got to go to fucking asda later.
>>27234260
''that's nice dear''
>>27234260
"Crongratulations" might be a start
>>27234260
"Congratulations"
That's all you really need, the rest depends on how weird it would be you offering to help with stuff / whether you suspect you might become the uncle to a black baby / how old your sister is 9if she's 15 your response will need to be different to if she's 27).
>>27234270
I've been "NEET" before during week breaks and that and it's so boring
Don't know how they don't go insane, I love having stuff to do, makes me appreciate my free time a lot more
>>27234296
She's 20. I hope I don't have to do anything when it's born. Her boyfriend, who I assume is the dad, is white.
>>27234049
>>27234051
>you will neversmellherhair
>>27234385
Then congratulations will be fine. You're siblings and you're both adults, acting like it shouldn't still be hard even for /r9k/
>>27234127
>>27234307
>its the slavery is freedom meme
I wonder who could be behind these posts
im e-dating a girl from newcastle
what should i expect?
>>27234531
Why so defensive? I was polite, even said I was envious. Why act like a dick, unless you are really ashamed of your life?
>>27234533
>e-dating
jealousy, insecurity and cuckerysource:yeah same
Off work sick again anons, I don't think I'm long for this job or this world ;_;
>>27234127
have money from investments.. BTL etc
>>27234533
An understanding why so many people hate Geordies and Newcastle
>>27234533
You should expect to be cucked.
>>27234533
>e-dating
So you're her gay best friend who is there for her whilst she shags someone who's actually in Newcastle?
Belfast-bong here, so yesterday was annoying as fuck. All these fuckers running around being loud and waving flags and playing music past my house when I'm trying to sleep.
At least I don't have to worry about being woken up by that bullshit again until 12 of July.
my mum hit me
>>27235279
I cannot wait until you're in prison you disgusting piece of shit
>>27235279
Shave your face, it looks disgusting.
>>27234531
Off to Brussels on business this weekend lad, what about you? Having a wank?
>>27235279
Classic amer
new burgerkings opened around the corner lads, one of those fancy american diner style ones. they sell all the drink variations now, think im gonna go for cherry coke or grape soda with my supersize XL double bacon cheese burger meal and large texas crunchy whopper meal. mummy gave me dinner money for bringing the bins in
>>27234022
Did anyone else get the UC letter in the post about reduction in work allowance? Might just off myself at this stage
I'm now worse off working, but I can't just quit my job or I won't be able to get UC
just shagged my hand lads, growing bored of it tbqh. anyone have good experiences with escorts? just want to put my dick in something that isnt a cheap prostitute
>>27234531
Oh yes neety, your life sounds great! >>27235589
[keks intensify]
>>27235607
you get what you pay for. Aim for the 150 quid region with an agency if you want a budget but still nice escort
>>27235279
Aha, beat up by a 5ft tall bitch in a burka.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Tonight's film is Hot Fuzz, the Pegg/Frost buddy cop spoof about a series of gruesome murders in a sleepy rural Gloucestershire village.
The film will start at 10pm at the usual place, with chill music beforehand and some classic comedy after, as well as next week's nominations.
Hope to see you lads there!
>>27235636
do the charges vary, lets say i decided i wanted to fuck her bare back and fill her with cum would that drastically increase the price i'll be looking to pay? thinking about chucking 200 quid on a classy slag
In my country it is already the weekend so eat a dick
>>27235648
Hey I'm a returner to /r9k/ how does film night work?
>>27235670
The one I used when I used them had a set pricing plan for their escorts. Incall, out-call then extras (eg. anal was +20 quid).
FYI - any escort that lets you cum in her is either a legit slave or has no less than three STDs. Avoid.
>>27235670
You'll have to either pay through the nose to let an escort
A: shag her without a Johnny
Or
B: cum inside her
Either that you get some dutty sket with a warty fanny
>>27235635
I don't see why you are mocking NEET, my own life as a wageslave is literally slavery.
>>27235694
it's a mystery anon, who knowshttp://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
>>27235729
What do you work as?
You got any qualifications?
How old are you?
>>27235743
ADVERTISING IS FORBIDDEN!!
>>27235747
>delivery driver
>driving licence + a levels
>23
>>27235676
Out Abbo
>>27235770
Checks out, i've heard about the crap yodel drivers deal with. Condolences.
They are literally discussing if anything is wrong with piss bottles on the Wright Stuff.
>>27235865
If Ichange the channel and this is a ruse I'll be most unhappy
>>27235914
Already finished, can catch it on 5+1 at 11:50
>>27235865
>>27235914
I am unhappy.
What time's the movie on? I don't get home from work til late on a Friday.
>tfw drinking hard since Monday
>maybe
>has it been a comfy week?
>>27234049
>drink more
>>27235955
Wow lad I don't even check the digits
>>27235954
10pm.
0cc
>>27234260
Congratulation is in order
>your white
>we are all robots
>race doesn't matter
>kek
>>27235954
There's a movie on?
When and where?
>>27235279
amer...
when will you suciide?
>>27236031
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING RULEBREAKERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Poleaboo just completed his 4th driving lesson
Very anxious and bitter throughout, feel like he is no good at driving and incapable of learning so angry that he is being forced to even attempt to learn
Things got worse when the instructor asked him what his plans were for today and then if he usually does nothing during the weekend
Also brought up his unemployment situation
Didn't bother to try and make conversation, drove in silence until the lesson started
Actually turned out to be a decent driving lesson, got out onto the main roads
Now the next big task of the day
Calling the solicitors office
>>27235279
>Poleaboo is going to get honour killed.
>>27236082
Blame it on the seatbelt rubbing on your bruises.
>>27235279
>>27236082
>>27236105
Oh shit, ribena crashed his car
>>27235279
This pic is NOT Poleaboo
>tfw civil service interview
>>27236117
Then post a pic with timestamp
>>27236140
Bailiff?
>>27236154
>Then post a pic with timestamp
Nice try, detective
>>27236154
Nah, more of a clerk role.
I'm fucking bricking it desu.
>>27234533
Expect us to hear back from you to be listening intently
>britfeel meet up where
>education, education Edinburgh when poleaboo goes to jail
>>27236175
>court admin
Fair enough, best of luck. You will need an equality/diversity example to talk about, and they can't mark you down for taking in competency notes so if you struggle to remember things under pressure then take a sheet of A4 with notes/prompts on it.
>>27236140
Had an interview with them on Tuesday, hope I get it.
>poleabitch said first day of trial
>everyone forgot to check public records
>in the brum area but I'm no mist tic Meg
>I just can't spell
Do we have a name yet lads?
>>27236222
>brum
He's in Aberdeen
>>27236239
He's in rochdale, the trial is in Aberdeen
>>27236175
>>27236200
Both going for the same job?
>>27236255
Wonder why I drink some times 2bh
>>27236264
No, I am going for an AO role in the DWP. I'm this guy btw>>27236200.
>>27236193
Haha not been training the old mind all your life, why don't you just write it on the wet stick palm tree
>it won't make you look beta just prepaired and a little desperate
>that's the job economy lad
>goodbye PlayStation
>I need to wet this tree
Does anyone think they will get laid tonight?
>>27236193
Yeah? Cheers m8. I'm fucking shitting me pants already, interview's not until the 13th April.
>tfw wont be able to watch the /britfeel/ movie tonight because ill be going to my bfs
;-;
Just got a job in a call centre after 7 months of NEETdom starting monday, kill me now.
>>27236564
Where do you live they might give me your comfy job.
Pissed off that Nigel robot owner strung us along and then just left to be honest
>animal lover but not a 50 fan
>Poleaboos dad randomly started giving him advice on driving, specifically, stopping and the clutch
>even offered to have some lessons with me
He's been speaking to my instructor
>>27236747
not nice when people spy on you, is it?
>>27236754
It's not enough to get angry or upset about
More miffed at just losing the game that would have propelled me to rank 5 on Hearthstone
>Receive DLA
>Reading up on PIP
>Diagnosed aspie with other mental problems leaving me with very high anxiety and going out only when necessary which even then it's a task
>Done voluntary work before but left each place after a few days due to anxiety attacks and breakdowns
>Realise when they come to re-asses me they are just gonna see me as a lazy fuck
Looks like me suicide is set in place then
>>27236793
god im so happy neets like you are getting fucked
you dont have any problems, you arent special, you arent disabled, fuck you you cunt and get a job
>>27236793
Odds on you're just a lazy prick tbqh
>>27234049
>>27234051
Just had the idea to roleplay one of my characters tonight as Jun at the 'party'
>>27236532
same here, but with 5 lads instead of one.
>>27236793
But you are a lazy fuck. You're so lazy your brain sees any activity with the outside world as stressful and not worth doing - I would class this as lazy. No more NEETbux for you cunt.
>>27236793
I was like you, but they moved me to the support group.
Got lucky i suppose.
>>27236793
>tfw I still get PIP
CHIN UP LAD, YOU LAZY CUNT
>it's ridiculous
>let me post on other boards
>hi
>dad
post way funnier picks than my dick lads
DEAD THREAD DESU
GDFGSDGFSDGDSGFGDSF
/britfeel/ royal rumble when?
>>27237349
Greentext it now, you lazy fuck
>tfw no tildeanon bf
Do I drink tonight or do I abstain and preserve my gains?
what did we all agree poleaboo's first name was?
>>27237928
Amer Huissein
Yo, Poleaboo
I'm facebook friends with that girl you were stalking, I'll put her pics on imgur or something. It's not for you, I do it for all the slags I catch in my net
>>27237928
What we've agreed is that it's looking quite likely that the girl he was stalking has dropped out of uni and is gallivanting around Europe
>>27237861
I have a way for you to do both
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458249640249.webm
>>27237420
>tfw no abusive Junlad bf
>>27237962
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
YAKKUB BLESS ME WITH GODLY GAINS
Poleaboo called his solicitors office, he is now being represented by a woman
She stressed that he should plead guilty as early as possible since the case is still set to call in September at the earliest
Poleaboo basically said "nah, I don't feel like I did anything wrong, I want to plead innocent"
>b-b-but there's enough evidence here to guarantee a guilty verdict
nah
>b-b-but 1/3 off your sentence for pleading guilty!
lol, doesn't affect me in the slightest, my life is shit either way (at least I get to keep my pride)
>b-b-but can I just make a note in your file that we tried to advise you against his?
sure
>p-p-please have a think about it over the weekend! and give me your final answer of Monday!
Tried arguing that the girls weren't meant to see the posts and that they were vague but none of that matters apparently, the board is public and the post was enough to cause fear/alarm
Going to court lads, gonna take the hardest shots they have for the sake of giving the story the correct lead in to the third art
>>27238163
>poleaboo was an alpha all along
yeah, this is bullshit. Congrats, you just went the way of dadanon. You overplayed your hand and got fucked
>>27238163
Fucking head case
>>27237987
>tfw abusive Junlad bf
>>27237942
can't find any trial records for amer huissein
>>27238203
>alpha
It's exaggerated, in reality Poleaboo just said "nah" and "I still want to plead innocent" repeatedly for about 5 minutes
>>27238225
Sheriff courts don't routinely release trial records, you have to request them.
>>27238163
just to let you know, they dont actually want to help you, the person assigned to help you will always, always even when things are in your favour, they'll try and get you to plead guilty because it's easier for them
>>27238250
>sheriff
REEEEEEEEEE
>>27238257
Really quite pissed off that they switched the solicitor Poleaboo was assigned
There was an old man who looked like Peter Petigrew from Harry Potter representing him at the bail hearing. He had a nice smile, spoke well and knew his shit, made arguments as to why even if Poleaboo made the posts, it shouldn't be a crime
This female sounded old, uninterested and cranky
>>27238311
frankly mate, i think there is a 70%+ chance youll be found guilty, it sounds like if that guy you had before was kept he would have lowered that but the person you have now is only looking out for herself and her career, you just taking the guilty plead and lowering punishment will be a victory for her and that's why she wants it so badly, if you are going to go down, don't let her boost her career while you suffer
>>27238350
Yeah, alright, hopefully they'll switch representatives again if the proceedings are dragged out long enough
>>27238395
youve just got to hope you get assigned another person who actually wants to defend the person they are assigned to defend
>>27238395
can you not request the old guy back?
>>27238163
can't wait for you to get sent down you little cretin
>>27234294
>>27234296
>>27236004
>congratulating her
Why? She's done nothing special. She wouldn't have even put the work in to get pregnant. There was literally zero effort on her part.
>>27238250
>Sheriff
Yank, know your place
>>27238435
Most of us aren't autistic enough to need to ask this
>>27238426
Poleaboo would like to inform you that you are now on his list
>>27238413
It took them over a month to collect his possessions from the police station due to various obligations, Poleaboo is a very low priority for them
Besides, making the request could blow up in ones face, it could be rejected and the woman could be even more bitter or the other might take it but be mad that his college was disrespected
ill be studying in the uk. what's the least sjw area/city?
>>27238448
I'd smell him coming a mile off
>>27238163
If you plead innocent to an obviously guilty outcome (which you are planning to do), there's no pride in that. Nobody will respect you for lying, especially when we, you, and they know you did it.
The fact you've already admitted that you've done it to target them has fucked you, you should have denied the whole thing or claimed the camera wasn't intended for them but a burglar.
>>27238163
I say argue for the lulz.
but wtf is your argument against recording her shitting?
>>27238465
every university is now inherently left wing now
if you can't bear to be around SJWs and have your views challenged and be able to challenge others then uni isn't for you
>>27238465
Brighton or Hebden Bridge
>>27238465
Either Brighton or London. Britain First have a lot of activity there.
>>27238447
>I blindly follow social trends without questioning them
Open your eyes.
>>27238487
>and have your views challenged
translated: have your views completely shut down, ignored and possibly get you into trouble if they are anything other than extreme left
>>27238475
>>27238486
It's only one third off the sentence, why bother?
And it's not about proving he didn't do it, it's about proving he didn't do anything criminal (e.g. the girls names weren't mentioned in the posts so it's unreasonable for them to get so worked up over it)
Not on trial for the cam shit, just the one text post
>>27238514
>translated: have your views completely shut down, ignored and possibly get you into trouble if they are anything other than extreme left
>>27238521
You've been convicted of stalking them already, it's reasonable to assume that if your stalker starts making threats about unnamed girls on the same platform he used last time, that those threats are targetted at you
>>27238502
I'm sure this is bait, but I'm an idiot so whatever
Pregnancy is, at least in this case, a happy occasion. It's quite common to congratulate people on happy occasions (see: birthdays) regardless of the effort involved in reaching them. It's not a comment of the person's hard work, it's just a way of saying "I'm happy for you". Basic empathy.
>>27238541
can that be proved beyond reasonable doubt? its just speculation
>>27238521
>Not on trial for the cam shit
how is that even possible.
>>27238465
Kent/Canterbury is pretty SJW free. Mostly because it's full of fucking pikeys.
>>27238541
There are 100,000+ posters on /r9k/ and millions of "Polish girls" in the world
>threats
barely, the detective called them "veiled threats", because it was vague as fuck and that's just what was implied
>>27238565
Yes, they have the device used to make the posts, to win this case an actual legal argument needs to be made
>>27238546
Yes but think about what you're saying. Congratulations is a word used when someone accomplishes something difficult. Even for birthdays this is only something you would say once a decade past 40.
Where is the difficulty here? What are you actually congratulating? That she can lay on her back and get fucked like a whore?
It's also interesting you immediately assume it is a happy case, bearing in mind she is only 20 and unmarried.
Do the 5ps I spend on bags in the supermarket count towards the points?
>>27238572
Possible one or a combination of the following
>can't prove it's her in the pics
>she doesn't want to admit there are naked pics of her in existence
>incompetent coppers can't do shit without a confession
>incompetent forensics team can't do shit after a few harddrive overwrites
>>27238565
(1) A person (A) commits an offence, to be known as the offence of stalking, where A stalks another person (B).
(2) For the purposes of subsection (1), A stalks B where -
>(a) A engages in a course of conduct,
>(b) subsection (3) or (4) applies, and
>(c) A's course of conduct causes B to suffer fear or alarm.
(4) This subsection applies where A knows, or ought in all the circumstances to have known, that engaging in the course of conduct would be likely to cause B to suffer fear or alarm.
-------------------------------
All they have to prove beyond reasonable doubt is that he did it and ought to have known it would cause them fear or alarm. And he's already been convicted of stalking once, so that conviction proves he had that knowledge.
>>27238631
>going to all this effort when poleaboo hasn't even proved he exists or that any of this is real
>>27238647
I don't like law exactly, but I like legislation. It makes me happy, so it's no effort
>>27238599
>google "congratulations definition"
>words expressing one's praise for an achievement or good wishes on a special occasion.
>or good wishes on a special occasion
I'm not assuming its a happy occasion either, just explaining to you why people might say 'congratulations' when their sister is pregnant.
>>27238647
Posted various documents and artefacts from the story
>>27238654
legislate me big boy
>>27234049
Out of the way plebians, TOP TIER WAIFU coming through.
>>27238679
except he hasn't
there is nothing concrete, no names, no court dates, nothing that you could actually look up and verify
this is the sort of thing that would have been hot news at the university paper and yet there's nothing about it in the gaudie
>>27238770
Of course it's fake, but we've been at this for over a ear. Stop poking holes, I want a conclusion
>>27234049
>nothing that you could actually look up and verify
can't do that without doxxing oneself, though people on /brit/ did success regarding find the relevant name in relation to the first court date
>no names
The girls were doxxed, that's what caused this mess in the first place
>>27238835
kek
how convenient
>>27238886
Poleaboo has literally been doxxed and it's easy enough to verify but Poleaboo isn't going to hold your hand along the way, it suits him better to sit on the edge to avoid further trouble
>>27238913
>everyone was doxxed yet this information is nowhere to be found and nobody knows it
stop
>>27238163
Fucking foreigners clogging up our justice system.
>>27238945
I'm not Poleaboo, but do you literally want me to spoonfeed you the Polish girls facebooks and the uni email address?
>>27238958
Poleaboo was literally the only non-white held at the sheriffs court during both of his visits, there was one Pole though who didn't speak English
>>27236793
same as me right down to voluntary work
dont listen to these mad wagekeks NEETbro
just milk your aspergers for all it's worth
>>27238973
you'd need to prove it was them and not a pair of random slags, but please go ahead
what would be better is giving up poleaboo's name so we can actually check court proceedings, but I have a feeling you'll hand out something equally generic like amir hussein
there is zero evidence that poleaboo is real (because he isn't)
>>27239001
>you'd need to prove it was them and not a pair of random slags
Literally go and check the original threads where the girls pics were spammed
They've been posted before, you seem late to the story
>>27239044
ah there it is, the 'y-you must be new' comment and redirected to threads which no longer exist
this isn't helping your case btw, claiming the """evidence""" has been lost despite me being a regular browser for years and knowing full well it doesn't even exist
sad that you'd keep this up for so long
>go into work
>cbf with it
>tell them I have to leave 2 hours early because of a driving lesson I forgot I had booked
>they buy it
>come home and commence comfy shit posting
Kek not today Mr Shekklestein
>>27239107
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990
>March 19th
Almost the anniversary
>>27239179
>conveniently no images
you are getting desperate
Got a letter today saying my ESA was sanctioned for now turning up to an "interview" on the 16th. I haven't had a letter, call, text or anything to let me know I even had one. They sharp sent the letter out telling me I've been sanctioned though, dated the same day.
I have to wait until Monday for a phone call to resolve it. What a bunch of fucking incompetent bastards. Do I have a leg to stand on? I imagine this is a common excuse, even though they probably fuck up when it comes to sending letters. If anyone asks I'm on ESA because I have really bad epilepsy.
>>27239179
Just happens that the pictures of the girls have vanished, kek. Sorry but you've as much chance of winning this as you do your imaginary court case.
>>27239219
They took it away because you are a fucking scrounge. How is epilepsy an excuse not to work? Just stop watching so much fucking TV and buy a pair of proper glasses (Which I'm sure the government provide for you anyway) then get off your backside and get a job!
>>27239203
>>27239239
Look more closely, you cunt
The reaction images are still there, only the pics of the Polish girl have been removed
What does that indicate, huh?
>>27238514
not at all
I regularly debate about stuff like this at my uni, so long as you do it in lectures and respect people's right to freedom of speech there's no issue you fucking cretin
>>27239239
>>27239203
OK, now cross reference the date of the thread with the relevant entry on the blog
>>27239246
Because I have almost daily full blown fits, I have clusters of absence seizures and myoclonic jerks every day too. It's not photosensitive, they are unpredictable.
I literally couldn't be fucking employed. I'm worried their error is going to fuck me up royally. I needed someone to post to get it off my chest/ask for advice
>>27239219
dear oh dear
orginaldo commentate
>>27239263
>>27239249
so he maintained a blog to go along with the fake story? ok, and what?
i'd probably do something similar if i had a lot of lies to keep track of
-no photos
-no names
-no court dates
literally nothing
it's fake, get over it
>>27239298
Fuck off, you're trying to bait Poleaboo into posting the girls pics/names again and getting arrested again
>>27239273
All I hear is excuses mate, you are never going to get a job with that attitude. You'v finally been rumbled though so either you're going to have to change your approach to life or face homelessness.
>>27239329
there aren't any, all I hear is excuses
i'm just sick of seeing this boring fanfiction clogging up the threads every day
either post the court info so we can look it up or fuck off forever, don't give me this 'muh dox' shit either because you've already claimed it happened and l i t e r a l l y nothing came from it
>>27239273
Listen pal...
Can you not see that >>27239352
is really shitty bait?
>>27239365
28th August (intermediate diet)
It's on the fucking blog, /brit/ found the name on the fucking day
>>27239365
>l i t e r a l l y nothing came from it
He's ended up in court again
>>27239273
If you can't work, what is the point in you being alive?
I got raped by a mudslime M8
>>27239352
you need to work on your bait if you want to become an absolute trollmaster(tm) like myself
seriously though ive been on esa for about a year, not even had a single letter about any interviews or appointments or anything and then I get a letter saying im sanctioned. I'm actually worried
>>27239375
no
>>27239383
>it's on the blog
wrong
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
>>27234022
These threads make me laugh, you guys are like shit tier mexicans
>>27239401
Now find the entry for 28th August
>>27239409
60%
lol fuck off pedro
>>27238958
We invite all the Pakis to come here, why complain about the justice system?
>>27239424
oh fuck off, it's the immigrants keeping this country running
>>27234022
Back to /pol/ all these threads are B8
>>27239444
Fuck off burgerland, maybe where you live but not here
>>27239409
>>27239450
*inhales deeply*
I smell a samefag
>>27239421
no you retard, the court date for the upcoming case
the blog hasn't been updated in months
NO EVIDENCE so can we stop this fantasy now please
>>27239390
I enjoy my life do you? Why should I work? Everyone is dif
>>27239515
https://00da310q.wordpress.com/
Reeebot
>>27239515
Stop samefagging christ
>>27239515
>he blog hasn't been updated in months
Poleaboo's been banned from the internet, we his dear friends have been doing what we can to support him and update you during this troubling time.
Ungrateful much?
>>27239515
There's no court date yet
>>27239543
Nothing to post, so stopped updating, might dump my self harm pics tonight
>>27239556
Why the fuck do you faggots even care a out this trash?
>>27239585
Poleboo's a lovely guy who was just misunderstood. If your internet history was handed over to the police, what could they charge you with?
>>27239568
Duurrr I'm an underage edgey little faggot who self harms I'm so cool, fuck off
>havent listened music i usually listen in days
>play one of my favorite songs i haven't heart in a long time
>suddenly feel that feel you get when a deadly car crash is imminent or someone robs you or a fight is about to happen or something, dat near death experience shit
>can't help but go superfast to the music until max heart rate is reached
feels good to be autistic, normalshits need methamphetamines to go as fast as me.
https://youtu.be/iy5Psm3PmX4?t=35
>>27239383
The only thing you can supply is the date? Not which court?
It's very unspecific, there are hundreds of cases daily. This is worthless information, especially since no archive of the threads on /brit/ exist.
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/%2Fbrit%2F/start/2015-08-28/end/2015-08-28/
>>27239607
You don't get it at all
>>27239599
All this is, is some moron from /r9k/ who shit spams in here to get other faggots to read BS from a mentally ill person, what could they charge me with nothing
>>27239627
You should know what court
>>27239543
>literally says it's fake at the top
we are done here
you can all stop posting this shit here now thanks
Are all Brits this pathetic? You guys need your own board this is rediculious
>>27239662
are you just pretending to be retarded or what?
got a GP appointment on tuesday
gonna tell him about my depression and anxiety
wish me luck lads
>>27239684
Careful. Poleaboo did that and they nicked him as soon as he left the doctor's office
>>27239680
B8 and terrible at that M8
>>27239689
kek what why?
>>27239610
what does going fast even mean, are you just waving your arms about like a retard?
>>27239684
Hey watch what you say, if you say the wrong things you are fucked, what do you plan on telling them?
>>27239696
Just bad timing, it was the first time he left his house after they decided to arrest him
>>27239704
what do you mean?
i was just gonna say for the past few years i've been depressed and had the occasional anxiety attack
>>27239696
just terrible timing
lucky though he had a reason to get up early, shower, dress and get out of the house
>>27239718
Oh. Well thats boring maybe if you'd stayed in they'd have booted in your front door
>>27239703
Basically dancing to the music
Normalshits howevere are dancing to impress people, it is similar to a fat person jogging, they struggle and shit
i dance because i feel adrenalin bursts so high that not moving would be extremely uncomfortable. and damn i feel fucking awesome.
>>27239684
Don't have a cock up if you are suicidal it will be trouble
>>27239751
I'm not suicidal
what should i tell them and what should i not tell them?
>>27239721
Mate, everything you say is written down and saved, what you say will keep you out of jobs or could end into hospital
>>27239721
What are you going to say? Are you a NEET?
>>27239793
Just that I'm pretty sure I'm depressed and have anxiety problems
and yeah, i'm a NEET
>>27239777
Tell them what you need to tell them for help senpai but at least read about what you are thinking about telling them, medications are a rough time
>Poleaboo takes a video of female housemate he is obsessed with having a shit
>sets up phishing accounts to get her information and 'cyber-stalk' her
>still claims he did nothing wrong
the mind of a paki lads, frightening stuff
Only just got back from a "meeting" at work lads. It was supposed to be from 9-11 for fuck sake. The actual meeting took an hour and they had me doing proper work until four whilst I was in a shirt and tie. Pricks.
>>27239807
meme 'illnesses'
they will literally suggest going for a walk or doing yoga
>eating egg mayo sammich
>it goes out of date today
>it tastes bad.
>eat it anyway cos im that fucking hungry.
>>27239827
This.
My last doctor kept saying "just go for a walk and you'll feel better"
>>27239807
You might end up in the loony bin for notnbeing able to take care of self
>>27239807
Might as well end it M8, NEETS are scum
>>27239750
you sound exactly like a normie desu
>>27239839
No one gives a fuck, that is your reply cherish it cuck
>>27239935
implying anyone gives a fuck about poleaboo posting.
>>27239924
do you know how much of a fuck i give nigga
>>27239957
enough to reply to me
>>27239965
Indeed. but not any more than that.
>>27239983
enough to reply to me again, you were clearly offended enough to warrant a couple of responses, which tells me youre either a normie, or just a think skinned cuck
>>27239813
NOT GUILTY
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>>27239694
>it doesn't matter that I can't prove a word I say
>I'll just call it bait and hope it goes away
>>27240005
>which tells me youre either a normie, or just a think skinned cuck
>which tells me
because you are a simple minded pleb who spends his life on 4chan and barely has real life experience.
i feel more euphoric than a fedora right now as I am banging these tunes. Plus your responses confirm my superiority.
>>27239610
OP is epileptic
>>27240068
>all these responses to me
>still trying to defend yourself
thank you based god, insecure and feeling the need to reply, confirmed thin skinned rather than normie, was off a bit there
>>27234049
wooo
It's Friday.
Can't wait to be useless and play vidya for two days.
Who makes these pics?
>>27234022
Always a good thing to wake up to.
>>27240121
OPfag used to make them monthly. he made the original one for the year but it's been down to randoms ever since and quality has suffered.
I miss OPfag
>>27240015
They got more white teen pussy that you ever will
>>27239813
Literally all of that was in response to being wronged by others
>>27240117
Where you at? I could use a good shag
>>27240117
What a little slut.
>>27240185
what because two butters girls wouldn't jump into bed with your paki arse? fuck off
nothing they did justified your response you creepy little mong
>>27240015
HES THE VICTIM
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![[SubDesu] Sora no Otoshimono Forte BD 03 (1920x1080) [42BBCD50].mkv_snapshot_12.38_[2016.03.12_11.01.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aL7PeZ2.jpg "[SubDesu] Sora no Otoshimono Forte BD 03 (1920x1080) [42BBCD50].mkv snapshot 12.38 [2016.03.12 11.01.46]")
>>27240214
>little
You know, she really is.
>>27240230
>wouldn't jump into bed with your paki arse?
Fuck off, you don't understand him at all
All he literally wanted was for them to talk to him
>>27240247
They are if you think about, we welcomed them to our country and didn't tell them about our customs,
>>27240267
>boo hoo some girls wouldn't talk to me
Looking forward to watching Demo Man at the film night lads?
>>27240369
Thought it was Hot Fuzz?
Theres at least one lad in this thread who's really shit at baiting people.
>>27240377
Stop giving him (You)s lads
>>27240395
I can't help being so Homeresque
>>27240377
I changed my mind, we're watching Demo Man because I've seen Hot Fuzz too much. It was in second place anyway.
>>27240420
>I changed my mind
Well fuck you too
>>27240437
I'd wager that's not Gorilla-chan
Someone is playing SHENANIGANS
Battle star galactica is currently my comfy telly program
>>27240420
Good man. HF is figuratively always on ITV2 anyway.
>>27240695
They're all cylons
>>27240720
Yeah, im pretty far into it. I sort off assumed that they had to be at this point, even the colonials
That curly haired jew with the false leg needs to catch a fucking bullet.
>>27240521
Anyone who fell for that deserves to be baited to be honest. Movie night is as stated >>27235648
>>27240117
Nymph more like NYMPHO AMIRITE LADSsemen demon
if dubs the next thread should be called 'NEETfags BTFO'
>>27240799
>tfw I will never be part of the movie night because I work weekend nights
>tfw shitposting is all i can do
>>27241075
If trips the next thread should be called Gay Prime minister 2020
>>27241118
Why bother?
We have a faggot right now
Eating doughnuts with Jun and drinking vodka in the candlelight with the lads.
>>27241148
what if the pig was female
>>27241271
>having friends
you realise you don't belong here right?
anyone watching corrie later?
I sure know I am
>>27241399
Why would I be watching corrie lad? Any good totty on tonight or something?
> pic as related as physically possible
Got a curry on order lads
Gunna go pick it up in mummy's car
>>27241437
she and her fit sister left ages ago
>tfw been offered a job
Muslim here do you guys still hate us for no reason other than fake muslims/terrorists misusing our religion? FYI Islam is very tolerant as long as it doesn't prevent us from following allah subhanahu wa ta'ala law.
sitting naked as a bluebird on my desk chair bare anus with a dirty botty lads
>>27241486
civil service?
Take it lad
>>27241490
Terroists are the real muslims.
>>27241490
I don't mind Muslims and I never had. This thread/board is full of spergs
>>27241490
>Islam is very tolerant
:^)
>>27241526
Nah, Asda.
>>27241490
Poleaboo fully supports the global Jihad
OK lads, serious question now.
What are you getting from the takeaway tonight?
Gonna be a kebab and pizza night. I'll aim to save the pizza for tomorrow's brekkie, but chances are I'll eat it all tonight.
>>27241586
It's Friday, so fish.
Eating meat on Friday is against the law.
>>27241586
waiting for me kebab. it's been almost 50 minutes now ffs
>>27241586
Getting takeaway food always seems fraught with peril and potential complications.
If you get it delivered you don't know what time it's going to arrive, and if you go out to get it it might rain and you might get wet or it might be colder than you expected and you don't have a coat on, or maybe there will be rowdy teenagers when you go to the takeaway and you have to wait while they're brawling and spraying graffiti everywhere and engaging in other antisocial behaviours
It's not worth it man
Remind me what we're watching tonight lads?
I'll probably end up missing the film again, but will pop in for some bants later on.SirEltonJohn here, sadly tonight is one of my designated 'getting boozed with my dad' nights
>>27241684
>/britfeel/ is too robot even to get takeaway
JUST
>>27241687
Hot Fuzz.
Demolition Man won but Gorilla threw a fit about it and claimed Hot Fuzz had more votes when he 'closed the poll'.
>>27241606
Nobody tells me what to do, nothing personnel, kid
>>27241649
It'll be here soon pal, fridays are always a little later than usual, don't lose hope.
>>27241684
just get it delivered, and it usually appears 45-60 minutes later. Balls to going outside for food.
>>27241684
Thats why dominoes stay in business its awful but at least you know about when it will arrive
The more poleboo shit these threads have, the worse they are
>>27241713
Thanks lad - will see you later.
You somehow made me have a vision of the future with Brexit referendum coming u:
>the out campaign won but DavCam threw a fit about it and claimed the in campaign had more votes when he 'closed the referendum'.
>>27241713
No it didn't. Gorilla said that the poll would close on midnight Tuesday when he opened it, at which point Hot Fuzz was well into the lead. You just continued voting for Demolition Man afterwards because you're a salty cunt.
are you watching the film on synchtube or something or do I need to download it
>>27241824
He closed it midnight Wednesday, a full day after he said he would.
>>27241850
We all buy it on Wuaki TV, and use their synchronised watching feature desu
Poleaboo has starting cutting his ankles as his family has noticed the cuts on his arms
>>27241853
Doesn't it always close then?
>>27241927
He said he would close it at 00:00 Tuesday.
He closed it at 00:00 Wednesday.
It's just funny that Hot Fuzz overtook Demo Man in that day and he conveniently closed it when it had the lead... a day after we had all seen that Demo Man was in the lead when the poll closed.
>>27241911
why dont you just slice your neck and do us all a favour
>>27241951
He closed it on the day he said he would close it, stop being salty.
>>27241850
check this post: >>27235743
>>27241853
>>27241927
Polls normally close wednesday, this week it was moved forward to tuesday because 1) nominations were done in the chat rather than the thread and 2) it gives an extra day to fix any unexpected technical issues like what happened with apocalypse now
This was spelled out ahead of time, but the demo man fan anon is stirring shit because I guess that's just what he likes doing with his time.
>>27241988
>replace chosen film because "seen it too often lol"
fuck off
>>27241953
nah, holding out for an invitation to a grooming gang
>>27241988
>I don't know what midnight means
Midnight is 00:00, it is the beginning of the day. Not the end.
You did this deliberately to fuck with the results.
>>27241271
So comfy and shit lads
no don't please don't their war is push it until half cross
>IT WILL NEVER CROSS HALF
BE-Because its a mathematical impossibility, to much cash to cash man to man hand deals YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCKS WHY DO YOU MAKE me mad player
How do you guys like torrent shit and stuff? I just got to the UK and I don't want to get into deep shit for being unaware.
>>27241951
Demo Man was in the lead by one point YESTERDAY. It lost. Get over it.
>le Junlad and le Azulad are literally fucking old hairy cunts
absolutely vile
>>27242023
Oh mate it's super easy!
> Download uTorrent or Vuze, something like that
> Shutdown your computer after install
> Get to the nearest port
> and fuck off back to your own country
>>27241988
Do you have the power to ban ip's from your stream?
>>27242023
I only really torrent anime but it should be no diffrent, worse they do here is send you a warning letter
if you wanna be 100% safe don't torrent recently released stuff on public trackers and use a VPN, but I never have had a warning letter or used a VPN
>>27242069
Yes, though its one I'd rather not use if it can be avoided
>>27238234
because he may pat the only doon doctor in the north but drives a googl
>he drives a bus
>been to japan twice this year
>does not own a iphone
>>27242070
I have Virgin media broadband, are they cool or not?
I just want to download FIFA 14 for PC.
>>27242120
I torrent all the time in a student house, they'll be fine with it
Alright, lads
I'm pretty sure the girl is out of the country so I'm going to enact my masterplan utilising her friends hijacked account
Might also friend request that other girl but I can't block messages from her until after she's accepted it
>>27242097
I suggest that we do it by democratic process, say 75% of people in the chat vote to kick someone from the chat.
>>27242120
dunno about Virgin but I use BT, they don't want to lose your money or custom by bothering you for torrenting the odd thing now and again
>>27242102
https://youtu.be/N7xdHY8HK9Y
this one
hows the diet going?
>hes 4/5
I'm the other 2
>>27242023
Your not allowed. I bet your German you fucking fag.
>>27242140
This really seems like it'll end badly, are you sure you're not going to be found out?
>>27242183
Bonsai, pal, are you doing ok? You've changed your trip.
>>27242159
WELL I'LL BE KICKED THEN
>>27242057
proof?
suifdhgf
>>27242257
it was like a power share but some one in scotland took no pleasure in sharing, did you mr Kane. lets pretend we got away with it about 50 years if we toast any bread
>masterplan
>>27242120
>>27242134
and I'm on virgin
>>27242140
shut up Amer
>>27242312
noobs check sometimes
>>27242275
>This really seems like it'll end badly, are you sure you're not going to be found out?
Chance of both ploys exposing me (nothing can be definitively proven though)
>the girl might still be in the city (she's been posting pics of her around Europe and hasn't messaged her m8 in two months which is why I think she's gone)
>the other girl might message her asking if she knows her (quite likely since she did it with my fake account)
What's life without risk though? No risk, no reward.
>>27242316
here >>27242016
bloxxer
>>27242341
Poleaboo had been on Virgin for near 8 years
Show him a touch of respect and he'll give you his insights
>>27242362
it always end on the edgy tardy be late or be bairds
>>27242377
shut up you paki fuck
>>27242312
Only if you shit up the chat itself. Actions in /Britfeel/ should have no baring.
>>27239401
GO FIND A BUILDERS BUTT TO PUT A PENNY IN!
>going back to Terms and Conditions
https://youtu.be/EHfx9LXzxpw
V in front of your face WITH your tongue out
>vegan
>idc
>alcoholic
>>27238459
is it possible to go for a misstrial if you feel that your solicitor wasn't doing everything in her power to defend you.
You should note down the date she 'advised' you to plead guilty despite your protests
>>27242440
>is it possible to go for a misstrial if you feel that your solicitor wasn't doing everything in her power to defend you
no chance, your solicitor/you defence is YOUR problem,/responsibility
God I fucking hate tripfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I3c9YoaWps
it was another bonsai
>they don;t evben bonsai for kekphat
>ilu
>kic
God i hate fucking tripfags
>>27242522
>>27242557
y u hatin bitches
>>27242394
stop shitting up the thread you bellend
>>27242557
not even tilde?
IT'S JUST YOU AND YOUR HAND TONIGHT
>>27242999
ok bell rang on a see of world wind in the you missed it son the world whins on the moon not the grey sun, its a grey sky op pic again :[
>>27242627
no the other one first
>>27242627
Actually I have an onahole.
Poleaboo is enjoying the Polish slave arc on Coronation Street
>>27242596
Every single one of them. They derail threads to make them about themselves.
>>27242682
Does Poleaboo count as a tripfag?
>>27238492
reppin the brighton massive
poleaboo, tilde and bonsai are the official britfeel tripfags
>>27242766
he pretty much is. would be easier if he had one desu
>>27242766
In spirit yes, but he doesn't always turn make the conversation about him.
Dead paki is a good paki
>>27242917
Stay mad, pussy ass white boi
>>27242377
>The only Paki not getting Virgin
amiright?
>>27243030
Heartily keked
27243030
Does anybody get this feeling when you're in public, where you feel an overwhelming need to piss, but when you do nothing much happens?
For me, it's mostly while waiting to get a haircut and sometimes at the supermarket. I don't know what causes it, but I want it to stop.
>>27243070
Before job interviews I have come very close to literally shitting my pants, feels like my arse was going to explode
just went on /b/ for the first time in years what the fuck happened
Lads I just bought the Anri Okita Utensil Race onahole. (she is my fave JAV actress by far, watching those "survive her hand/blowjob for 10 mins and you get to creampie her" videos made me want her more than ever)
Is it going to blow my mind or did I just literally spunk 60 quid?
>>27243171
you grew up
ococ
>>27243171
I know its just a meme, but reddit.
>>27243171
I check every board once a month
Content has declined cross 4chan since my arrival in 2011
>>27243171
BOXXYTHREAD
(i think she has microcephaly)
>>27243274
thats not just /b/ though look what happened to /r9k/
>>27243341
Yeah, we're a meme board now.
As is /v/ that place is fucking awful
>>27243378
at least the boards I visit are still usable /r9k /int/ /pol/, i used to use /v/ and /b/ a long time ago but they are literally unusable now
>>27243341
>>27243378
4chan is slowly dying. It's always the brain that goes first.
>>27243329
I for one welcome the delicious cock thread
>>27243378
kek I'm the guy that posted the /b/ thing, went on /v/ just there and I honestly think out of all the boardsincluding this oneit's the one with the most autistic userbase
>>27243331
Boxxy then compared to now is the greatest argument for hebephilia I've ever seen.
/b/ just became full of children who post porn and dicks all the time. Nobody even says 'tits or gtfo' anymore, so presumably all the 'oldfags' left. Go on /b/ now and i guarantee one of the first three threads has tits / nudity as the OP pic.
>>27243406
I started on /v/ and /b/. I still remember being called a newfag all the timeI still can't triforce
Now I use /r9k/, /vg//egg/ specificallyand /pol/
Might try to get into /int/ but I enjoy shitposting about the empire on /pol/ too much so I don't have the time
>>27243435
As far as I can tell its a load of faggots trying to force memes
>police involvement on Coronation Street
Is there no fucking escape for Poleaboo?
>>27243524
it will just become such a normie place on the internet that people will stop coming. but I fear the other boards will suffer because of that.
>>27243904
All the big boards are normie central, /tv/, /co/, /a/, /r9k/
>>27243945
I guess... but having been here since 2k7, ive gone from board to board as my interests changed.
example, photography, 3d art, drawing, papercraft and those boards were already dead as a dodo.
I fear if more people stopped coming, not only would those boards possibly die even more but the other boards may become like that.
THAT SAID earlier 4chan had much much less content, gigs less. and it survived back then because it was only for fringle loners, so it may be a good thing if it went back to that, but I dunno.
I fear the new owner only wanted it for fame.
started seeing this girl recently, really shy and sweet on the outside, as soon as we got to the bedroom she turned into a bit of a crazy psycho.
she actually scares me a little. started asking me to choke her really hard and slap her around the face, she literally wanted me to leaves bruises. Then she started telling me about how she has fantasies or being choked till she passes out and finding someone inside her.
I'm all for a bit of rough sex now and then but she can't get enough, every time she wants to go further and further to the point it's just creepy.
RIP CUNT
>>27244077
Sounds like my absolute dream girl
Next time you're fucking and choking her, spit on her face and call her a whore. I've always wanted to do that spur of the moment but haven't had the chance.
report back results.
>>27244082
did you not read the letter then?
>>27244082
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35848687
NEETS REJOICE
>>27244178
>NEETS REJOICE
implying he wont be replaced with someone even tougher on them
so in other news..
europes going to pay turkey to take the illegal refugees, in return turks get free reign in Europe.
>>27244289
Fear when Turkey becomes schengen.
>>27244178
>implying Ossy Osborne doesn't have someone even nastier up his sleeve
Better the devil you know
>>27244289
Why the fuck is everyone who works for the EU so retarded, paying to take in criminals and terrorists and adding in fucking turkey to the EU.
>>27244350
If they do its game over for Europe
>>27244289
Hopefully the prospect of Turkeys entrance sways more people to the out campaign.
I'm in London for 6 days, already bought the London Pass. What should I visit?
So far I have: Wembley stadium, Stamford bridge, Westminster Abbey, Tower of London, Big Ben, London Eye, Westminster Bridge.
>i'm alone btw
>>27244412
You should visit the airport and go home.
>>27244382
>>27244372
>>27244289
>>27244350
>>27244398
Careful with those edges, little kiddies
>>27244412
The museums are good
>>27244412
>the London Pass
you got scammed son
>>27244412
london central mosque
also be careful not to stray into sharia controlled zones
>>27244449
8/8
Seriously though turkey would collapse the EU
Anyway go back to >>>/pol/ you lot
>>27244509
kek
Turkey has a better economy than almost all EU countries
>>27244485
At first I thought that too, but then I looked at all the attractions that I can visit. Also I only got it for 3 days even though I'm staying for 6 days.
What I like about it is that I can simply enter an attraction and leave after an hour. I mean if I payed 20GBP to enter the zoo I'm kinda forced to stay there for a whole afternoon.
>>27244412
Hackney, Tower Hamlets and Hampstead Heath.
>>27244542
Yeah, until russia blows them from existence
>>27244580
The cultural itinerary
>>27244542
Jump out the window roach
>>27244542
I mean the only problem being its open border to terrorists and its home grown ones
Oh and its leader is a military dictator
and the GDP per capita lower than Greece
I mean other that its support of ISIS and determination to go to war with russia it will be a great addition to the EU
Movie is starting soon lads
Just a reminder
>>27244412
Wallace Collection Armour galleries are the highlight of London for me.
If you're not set for accomodation the best hostel in London is Palmers Lodge. Fucking cosey as fuck.
>>27244681
what movie?
43u
>>27244637
>I mean the only problem being its open border to terrorists and its home grown ones
Nice fear mongering
>determination to go to war with russia
shame they aren't as cucked as the rest of Europe
>>27244692
I'm staying at a relative's place. Thanks tho!
>>27244739
Hotfuz matey
>>27244804
another meme film, sigh
>>27236140
Still fucking hate HR
If you're worth goddamn anything, you never go through HR, or selection processes.
>>27244766
Its accurate, the EU policy on immigration has led to terrorist attacks, with turkey it will be worse
>>27234022
alright lads, both my parent died in a car crash (don't want to talk about it) and I currently plan on squating in the house for as long as I can, how do I live on 400 a month? I was thinking rent cheap flat and eat once a day
Iain Duncan Smith just resigned
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3499499/Work-Pensions-Secretary-Iain-Duncan-Smith-QUITS-Cabinet-protest-shambles-disability-benefit-cuts.html
DING DING DING
the age of austerity is over, NEETbux secure, wagies on life support
>>27240175
>implying they're more attractive
No, it's because they're fucking savages, and they rape women. The law caters to their low IQs, and brown-skin privilege.
>>27244986
how old are you?
surely there would be some kind of benefits if you are reasonably young
>>27245026
18, thinking of going to dole office on monday and saying im registered disabled and have no idea how to live
>>27245066
become mentaly damaged and rake in the bennies
>>27245104
already on autism bux (hence the 400 a month)
>>27244990
He couldn't give a monkeys about disability cuts, he's just trying to turn the pissy trickle of resentment for Cameron into shit tsunami of hatred.
>shin noodles in my captcha
It's a sign, lads!
>>27240295
If you get a passport, you have to get permanent leave-to-remain, and so you have to pass the English History/Traditions test, and the English language test.
I did both, even though I came from SA with English grandparents on my mother's side. The history and traditions is really easy, just a little studying.
The English language test is a conversation, and putting to paper what a voice says. The conversation, I had, was with someone who spoke worse English than me. A fucking Paki did my English test. HE MADE FUCKING MISTAKES TALKING TO ME.
And afterwards, you swear allegiance and shit to get the passport.
Now, if all the pakis and indis went through this, there wouldn't be this claim of ignorance. And fucking guess what? Ignorance of the law is no excuse - ship the savage cunt back to wherever the fuck they say they're from, or execute them if they don't answer.
>>27245066
I would tell them about your situation if you can, might get a council house or something
>>27245118
You'll probably get housing bennies too
>>27245168
>>27245180
thanksoriginal 45435465
>>27244990
>>27245130
The real reason, of course, is that he lost a court case this morning to keep internal DWP documents about Universal Credit secret. These documents relate to the 16 BILLION be blew on a failed IT system and also the 5000+ mentally ill ESA claimants who killed themselves despite 7 different coroners writing to IDS about the Work Capability Assessment since 2010
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/03/17/ids-loses-legal-challenge-to-keep-universal-credit-problems
That's the real reason he's quitting, because if he doesn't get out now he'll be put on trial for corporate manslaughter. Pretending to care about disability cuts is just a convenient smoke screen for him
>>27245250
Do it before you turn 18 though or they'll tell you do one
My stepsisterleft home and told everyone shegot kicked out and the council put her up in a flat with bennies
>>27245357
already 18 senpai
>>27243070
Nervousness lad
anyone /returningfromuni/ tomorrow?
>go to bank and ask to use their telephone
>after a while someone comes out with air freshener and starts spraying it everywhere I have been
>overhear staff talking to each other about "vulnerable customer training"
I wasn't even doing my autismo act
>parliment.uk has 14 page pdf on neets
>>27245441
i would but going back home is shit
>>27245554
whys that anon? also where are you?
music for sebby rip
https://youtu.be/xUKXe8eU2_w
>>27245451
Did you go out in your old trackies again?
>>27245570
parents stress out over everything , just can't chill, no privacy etc
>>27245742
yeah that can get annoying here as well, but gonna go as I still miss em all.UoN btw.
If someone isn't allergic to a long haired dog and bird it it likely they also won't be allergic to a cat?
I want one.
I can already tell my new work place is going to be as 'no fun allowed' as my last one
>>27245848
"borrow" one for a while and see
>>27245507
>Young people
Fucking discrimination.
>>27245848
what is a long haired birdinb4 ur mum
what we snacking on tonight lads? just picked up 2 foot long subways and a bag of cheesy chips from the chippy
>>27246103
got me a quid sushi snack pack from asdas was pretty good
>>27240295
oh do fuck off cunt
>it's a "Poleaboo comes into the film chat and is an attention whore" episode
Why is unpaid overtime allowed?
How is this not slave labour
I really love it when there's no bants in the film chat because some stupid paki needs everyone to feel sorry for him.
>>27246279
>>27246324
I'm starting to think half of the Poleaboo posts are just master rusers trying to shit everything up
>Accidentally sat on my Sennheisers and broke one of the ear phones.
Had to wrap it in cellotape and grabbed pic related for 20 quid as a replacement. Honestly thought I'd be really annoyed but I wanted a fresh pair for a couple years now.
>>27245848
Pretty likely sir.
>>27245379
*before you turn 19 i should say
>>27245441
Flying home tomorrow lad. Looking forward to seeing my old school friends again (and my mum). I'm so alone at uni
>>27247038
you a northern irish """"person"""" then?
>2010
>Out having fun and going places every day with friends, unlimited potential
>2016
>Drinking alone as a prospect-less, friendless NEET shut-in, with my only daily choice being whether I should spend my time on exhentai or grand strategy gamesand it's all my own fault
>>27247251
It's where most of us end up m8
>>27234022
Who is this jolly old chap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kh8kY0T9q8
>>27247251
are you at the stage where "enjoyable" things aren't any more? that's the worst, nothing is really entertaining to me now
>>27246393
Wow, your really smart, aren't you anon?
>>27247480
*you're
nice try dickhead, bet you're a southerner as well
>>27247084
Not a pure brit :( I grew up in Greece but with an english mum, had an english background. I feel more at home here than my home country
>>27247613
pay student denbts
>>27247366
It never gets any better.
>>27247434
That seems to be a common theme in here, I've been there for a while. I need alcohol to enjoy things now. Things that used to make you forget like shows, anime, games just can't provide enough escapism to cover the horrific reality of the kinds of situations we find ourselves in any more. I can't enjoy them because I know I shouldn't be doing them, but they're the only thing I have.
That plus the thoughts of what could have been and where I should be in life are paralysing me more and more with each day.
I like to think we have a chance but as time marches on people like us are just left more and more in the dust. There's no solution.
Just put tiny pieces of paper on the handles of my flatmate's room's doors. I'll check back tomorrow. If they are still there it means they have gone home, if not they are still here.
I can only be truly comfy if I know I am home alone~
Film night wasn't as good this week as we had to contend with Poleaboo trying to make everything about himself.
>24
>thinking about joining army
Was gonna do it when I was 18 but didn't. My mate joined when he was that age and loves it. Now I'm 24 and stuck in a job I fucking hate that is going nowhere.
I need something more
>>27247973
Prepare to be bantered about your virgin status.
>>27247961
>one guy made him cut
>my banter got me some (You)s from the man himself
>>27248007
I'm not a virgin.
Original
Original
>>27248007
>tfw you will never be sexually bullied by a bunch of squaddies
>>27247873
Sounds like something I would do.
>>27248032
That was me kek
>>27247873
Your stench might knock them off. Or your fat arse walking around the house might cause some tremors.
I think im heading down a slippery slope boys.
I never used to drink unless it was socially, in the pub, with a friend or at events.
For the past year however, I've been really down, having a few brews and they taste nicer than ever before.
Just had the realisation I'm on my 4th lager today, was just appreciating the taste and feeling really chill and it dawned on me, i think i'm becoming an alcoholic, like i've been at my desk all day periodically having a drink to quell the sadness. fml
pic unrelated
>When she logs into facebook messenger on her phone, she will see for a second or two the message I sent and deleted
I'm fucked, lad
>>27248329
kek
what was it?
>>27248329
send her more messages then delete, she can't read it all anon also >>27248352
>>27248352
>>27248357
It was a phishing link I sent to her m8, via her account
>>27248357
tried this once before, just makes things worse, the girl gets scared
No point in making another thread until the morning lads, it'll just be archived anyway.
>>27248471
Poleaboo agrees
>>27248488
Poleaboo can fuck off.
>>27248524
Poleaboo is honoured by how angry some anons get at him
Fucking hell lads I just forgot how old I was and couldn't remember for like a good 10-20 seconds.
>>27248252
Enjoying (and drinking) alcohol more than you used to doesn't mean you're an alcoholic lad. Have you tried cutting it for a while and seeing how you react? As great as it is, I don't think it needs to be said how many people have destroyed their lives with it, as long as you're in control of it and you can stop you're fine.
>>27248670
I was booking an appointment the other day and I was asked my date of birth, also took me a good 10 seconds to remember. It's not something I really think about so I think it's ok to forget
?thered lead
>sum
>2 2
>thing https://youtu.be/JLf9q36UsBk
>>27248670
>someone asked me how old I was a few days ago
>accidentally overaged myself by one year
That feel desu
https://youtu.be/77CIL8eCWUY
i dont know
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