Normie Bingo
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NORMIE BINGO THREAD
Mark your completed squares. You must justify every un-filled square and explain exactly why you haven't done it yet.
>>27224905
A couple of these are pretty close, e.g. I've had sex with exactly 5 people so cutting it a bit close, and it depends if you call a pub a public place, but luckily I have them all completed.
>>27224905
I thought that i would have done all of this in high school. only a few months until I am done and I haven't even come close to hitting any of those teen milestones
I was on track to becoming a normie when I was younger, but it got halted by depression.
I got 4 bingos
Feels good man
>>27225123
Don't worry, I didn't do most of mine until I started uni, so it's get a lot better. If you want we can go through them individually?
>>27225150
Shit bro, sorry to hear. Anything you want to get off your chest?
>>27225123
>>27225150
>>27225214
Also neither of you guys use social networking. What's up with that?
>>27224905
My therapist encouraged me to stop trying being a normie.
>>27225332
How come? Did it stress you out too much or something?
>>27224905
Only one that I was unsure of what to post was the "go out on weekends", because I hang out with my friends every weekend but we don't do anything and there are no girls there so probably not
>>27225368
Yeah, I'd count that. Going out =/= chilling with girls.
I lose (or win I guess??)
Haven't moved out of my parents (I did for awhile for school but I'm not counting that) because despite having a job I am terrible with money and would rather spend it on shit I like than rent.
Haven't had a relationship longer than one year because I'm bad at relationships.
Haven't picked up a girl from a bar or club because I've never been to a bar or club (aside from concerts)
I do go out most weekends but by myself and to places like museums so I don't count that either.
PArents say they are proud of me but how could they be, my job isn't that great and I still live with them at age 25.
>>27225423
Eh, that's pretty decent, I'd say. If you're not into bars and clubs, then why go and all that jazz, right?
>>27225361
I think it was the opposite. The fact that being weird didn't stress me at all was the reason she had to find it alright, and not necessary to change unless I find it problematic. She just told me it was unnecessary and more "attractive" (psychologically speaking, I suppose) not being like most people.
Also, I don't know what to do about the prom thing in my chart >>27225332
I think in america prom is supposed to be a big event, but here we don't have that kind of thing. Our "prom" was a small reunion in the gym, at 11 am, and we had to go to class after it ended.
I took the day off because I thought it was shit.
>>27225245
I forgot that I had an instagram. 90% of my feed is memes and fitness stuff so I didn't think to mention it.
I am >>27225123 btw
most of these happened within the same year, strangely enough
>>27224905
WEW
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>>27225423
>I still live with them at age 25.
I just turned 24 and I'm in the same situation.
I hope to graduate from college soon (I started late, neet for a couple of years) and get a job to move. Meanwhile I'll stay here, it bothers me, but I prefer that to drop college in order to get a job (I'd have to, rent is expensive as fuck here).
>>27225457
It's cool to be quirky. I still play video games and watch superhero movies and such, so I have nerdy qualities. However, in most other senses I'm a normalfag, and I've never been happier in my life. Whatever makes you happy though.
>>27225516
Yeah, I probably wouldn't either.
>>27225332
>had a girl say she loves you
>haven't lost virginity
SHE FUCKED CHAD BEHIND YOUR BACK
YOU GOT DUPED
HAHAHAHAHA
Once I get over my crippling anxiety and stop being NEET, I can finally leave this place.
>>27225567
Dude, you know that outside of this board not everything is about chads and cucked and stuff? I don't really get the fascinating this board has with them.
>>27225572
I've turned full normie by now, and this place always has a place in your heart. Though, to be fair, I mostly go back here to feel better about myself.
>>27225450
The only things that really bother me are not having had a relationship over a year (closest was 10-11 months) and still living with my parents.
The second one doesn't bother me so much as it's probably the reason for having relationship difficulties. If I could live with my rents and not be judged for it I probably wouldn't give a shit about moving out at all.
>>27225551
>It's cool to be quirky. I still play video games and watch superhero movies and such, so I have nerdy qualities. However, in most other senses I'm a normalfag, and I've never been happier in my life. Whatever makes you happy though.
I suppose.
I don't like video games nor superhero movies. I don't think I'm odd in that sense, but maybe in a more traditional way.
>>27225567
I don't particularly care. I didn't like her at all because she was black. There isn't anything wrong with that, but I usually don't find black women attractive.
>>27225620
If it helps, I was in a relationship for two years, and it made me miserable cause I really wasn't into her. Relationships aren't as great as people make them out to be, though that's something you need to experience yourself. How come you're not great at them though? And god no, I got out of my parents' house asap. I needed the freedom and I don't get on that well with them anyway.
What is with all the normies?
>>27224905
Never enjoyed mass gatherings like festival or the bar scene Like like quite time with my wife and little else for the most part. Social networking just never was appealing to me much like Louis Black I found the idea of broadcasting thoughts like "I aM BuYing ESPRESSO" to be stupid. Drugs have never been my thing not out of any taboo or fear but just more of I never had the craving to feel a high like that. Public voyeurism just doesn't do anything for me.
We'll all make it one day, lads.
>>27225629
What a girl finds quirky or weird all depends on whether she likes you or not. And that's not her fault, that's just a fact of life. Basically, make yourself as desirable as possible, and you'll be liked no matter what other qualities you have.
>>27225667
It's normalfag bingo. People post here to boast, mostly. I know that's exactly why I created this thread lol.
>>27225671
You could even argue that rec drugs are more "alternative", and it's more normal to not have tried them, so I'd say you're doing really well.
this was a wonderful reality check...
no squares filled in, no need to post image.
close one ...sd.sg.s.fgsfg.s.g.sg.sd...
I'm not great, but I guess I could be worse
>>27224905
I DID IT RIGHT COLUMN BABY I DID IT
>>27225727
Also im not fat, im just "skinny fat"
I must write something original because otherwise I can't post this pic.
>>27224905
>Mfw I'm a cyborg but have more boxes checked than normies. Only three spaces.
Turbo-normie checking in, I guess.
>>27225767
>mfw i'm the only one with the entire board filled
I guess I should get off this board, huh?
>>27225766
Sorry. Now I fixed it.
>>27224905
shaping up to be a normie
>>27225654
>If it helps, I was in a relationship for two years, and it made me miserable cause I really wasn't into her. Relationships aren't as great as people make them out to be, though that's something you need to experience yourself. How come you're not great at them though? And god no, I got out of my parents' house asap. I needed the freedom and I don't get on that well with them anyway.
I think I'm just bad because of inexperience mostly. Everyone is bad at the start. I got a lot out of that 11 month relationship, maybe I'm not even bad at relationships anymore but I haven't really had a chance to figure it out because I haven't been in a "real" relationship since. I did have a little thing with this girl for a few months after the breakup but we hardly got to see each other because her schedule was ridiculous.
I don't even know if I was ever really that bad. I mean I wasn't perfect for sure but my ex was constantly telling me about how I was such a great boyfriend (but doesn't everyone say that in a relationship?) You're right about relationships not being all they're cracked up to be. I was constantly anxious and thought about breaking up with her like every day but I couldn't bring myself to do it because the idea of hurting her made me want to jump off a bridge. I did/do love her but we really fed into each others anxieties and I think by the end we were both worrying ourselves sick. She eventually got the courage to end it and I am thankful for that.
Anyway I'm just rambling at this point. Time to go play Bloodborne.
>>27225521
Do you think there might be a correlation between them?
>>27225527
Congrats on losing your virginity three times anon
This is way too easy. Any normalfag can fill this out and pass with no bingo and convince themselves that they belong here.
>>27225871
Congrats bro. You'll get there in no time.
>>27225876
>but doesn't everyone say that in a relationship
Nah, I was a shitty boyfriend and my ex let me know that throughout the relationship. But I guess I wasn't invested so that's understandable. I know the feeling of not wanting to hurt the other person, but it is something that needs to be done. At the end of the day, you can't stay with them forever so you don't hurt them. And yeah, I guess that means you're not bad at them, you just haven't had the best luck with relationships. Alright, have fun anon(:
>>27225925
kek
>>27225932
>any normalfag
You might be deluding yourself a bit, friendo.
>>27225793
If you should, I should too.
But we both know we're not going anywhere.
To be fair, I had lived most of my young adult life long before I found 4chan. How bout you senpai a lam?
>>27225974
Nah, I found 4chan as teen, and I was still very awkward then so it really spoke to me. I sorta left it once I started getting my act together and now I come back to visit occasionally.
>haven't moved out of home because i'm 18 and my college is close to my home
>never been on vacation with friends because no friends that actually like me
>there are too many squares not filled out i can't explain every single one
Inches away
>Why no 10 friends?
Most people tend to drift away to the point of being acquaintances. I've had 10 or more friends overall, but never at the same time.
>Why no concert?
Just never happened. Haven't ever had friends who share my taste in music.
>Why no easy conversation?
I don't like talking to people a lot. Most people are boring or stupid, and oftentimes I'm boring or stupid too.
>Why no go out on weekends?
Cause clubbing is boring as shit and I'm short on spending money these days.
>Why no prom date?
I dropped out and finished school later. I went to a no-bullshit school that had me do two years in one. Didn't have PE, prom, field trips, etc.
>Y no networking?
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>Y no tags in photos?
Cause no networking.
>Why no 5 sexual partners?
I've had one for a very long time, and I haven't been cheating.
>Y no parents proud?
Cause there's nothing to be proud of.
>Y u fat?
Lack of self discipline.
>Y no pick up girl from bar?
Cause I hate clubs, and I never got around to it.
>>27226100
>living at home in college
You are making a huge mistake. I did that for a year and I had to change uni because of how depressing it is. I'd recommend you do something similar if you want to experience uni fully.
>>27225150
This but not the depression so much, parents died at an early age so I worked all the time. From 16 on I've been a homebody and only social at work because it is a necessity of my career
Whew that was a close one. Good thing my parents are never happy.
THIS IS RIGGED!!1
>>27226125
eh, i'm fine with it. i don't have many standards. for now
>>27224905
Yay I won
>Only play solo sports
>No money
>Bad at relationships
>Not a total slut
>Not interested in drugs
>Don't need money atm
the middle one should be a free field
oh wait...
>>27224905
every non virgin needs to get the fuck off my board, god damn subhumans.
Here's the bingo for robots
So close yet so far away, what do I need to do to be a normalfag
>A1: Don't make enough money to move out yet
>A2: Never been a team palyer. Swam on a team before, but all the competition is solo apart from the Relay which I never did.
>A3: Friends are as broke as I am.
>A4: Family doesn't count, right?
>B2: I get them, not with regularity.
>B3: I don't really like talking.
>B5: I like to stay in.
>C2: I hate that shit, I just text.
>D1: I've only ever have 3 gf's.
>D3: I'd call myself fat, discernable gut and stretch marks. I'm working on that kinda.
>D4: Can't convince my gf to do it. I was close once, but period.
>E5: Still with my highschool gf. 6 years.
Most of the unchecked squares are due to the fact that I've never been in a relationship
>>27226746
My normalfag bingo results is literally nothing to tick off
>>27225245
Used to have facebook, but I haven't made any new friends since high school, so it's pretty much useless.
>>27225214
Nah, nothing that I haven't already through shitposting here. The jist of it is that my friends ditched me after I became depressed and it just fucked me even more.
If being forced to be on a te sport counts.
I've done drugs and use Facebook. Holy shit I'm worthless
R8 this posted image
Other than the job, all of these were in high school and I graduated 3 years ago
Almost to a "normal" BMI though so I ought to be fit in given time
>>27224905
boom boom original original
smiling black man funflower banner
>>27224905
>Don't make enough money to move out
>Sports never interested me
>Never made enough friends, had trouble socializing
>Never kissed a girl
>Don't have any quality to be complemented
>Have trouble socializing
>I get so tired of my shit job that I wanna be away from people my two free days
>Never was good talking to girls
>See above
>See above
>See above
>See above
>Never accomplished anything
>Tricky, I'm not fat but I'm not fit. I'm skinnyfat
>See #10
>I enjoy being alone actually
>See #9
>See above
>tfw used to think i was one of the more normal people on here
to be honest I am one of the most pathetic people here
strgrcgy.ntyh
>>27224983
Pub is literally short for public house
>>27224905
Didn't get bingo so you can't kick me out yet
From the first one on the left to the last one on the right
>because i dont work therefore dont make any money plus im not american, my culture doesnt let me move out at 18
>havent kissed
>i always miss out proms and dances, even the graduations ceremonies
>im virgin ...
>always alone. Perhaps with parents a bit
>always picked last
>not good looking
>i dont rhink they are proud. They know im an antisocial fag loser
>im a faggot
>dont have good enough friends to travel with them
>avoidant as fuck
>V I R G I N
>Never had a job (im 20)
>maybe my parents did when i was little and had no memory, but never as a teen
>REEEE
ENOUGH WITH THIS
Did i do it?
Am i normal!?
I may be a virgin, but at least I'm a good kisser.
