Thief/Scam thread.
Share stories/ideas on how to get back at normies by taking what we're entitled to.
I was wondering how risky is it to shop lift beer from my local grocery store.
Anyone care to offer advice?
>>27201993
>entitled
You're entitled to your own pathetic body and mind, nothing else NEETworm.
>>27202026
nope i'm entitled to free stuff as reparation for being born to this shitty world.
plus normies deserve it. stay mad.
>>27201993
Here is a good idea: https://www.eliomotors.com
Something like this would require a bit of work, but you would make out way better than a night in jail for stealing shitty beers.
You gotta think bigger mang
>>27202095
Nope, not entitled to anything bud.
Obviously the world isn't too bad if you haven't downed an entire bottle of Advil yet.
>>27202163
oh yes i am ;)
>>27201993
Last summer I'd drive around at 3/4 in the morning and steal from unlocked cars. Got some pretty cool stuff and the rush was incredible.
Funniest thing is some black guy started doing it after me, got caught, and ended up getting blamed for everything I did.
>>27203018
Welcome fellow carhop fag. The rush is what brings me back.
>>27203168
I get the urge to do it every now and then but too many people have been doing it lately.
What was your biggest score?
>>27203018
>some black guy started doing it after me, got caught, and ended up getting blamed for everything I did.
fucking kek
>>27203018
>cool stuff
What did you get I'm curious
>>27203168
>>27203215
>rushing home one day for a piss
>run out the car and into the toilet as quick as possible
>carry on with my day
>go to bed
>wake up, suddenly it hits me I didn't liock the car
>$6 is missing from the ashtray
>>27203018
+10 GBP and pasta rep from me for the black guy thing
>>27203292
I got a 32gb ipod (I think 4th gen), a nice pair of wireless headphones, a lot of change, a bunch of those white earbuds that come with ipods, and more little stuff like that.
So nothing major but I might do more upscale neighborhoods this summer and see what I can find.
>>27203215
I ended up getting 2 ounces of good weed for a nice neighborhood. Some Audi S4 a guy left open ahah.
>>27203389
Oh and a couple macbooks. But those i hold for 8-12 months before resale. I've been doing this for over 5 years now.
>>27203387
Makes sure blacks are in town.
Dumb coons can take the wrap again.
>>27201993
>constant hate on non-white people because "they're all thieves"
>i deserve better, am entitled to things therefore thievery
/r9k/ never ceases to amaze
>>27203779
Get out, minority sympathizing scum
>>27203228
>>27203481
I'm disgusted with you people you wonder why black people are bitter
>walk into bank in casual clothing
>go to teller
>calmly say this is a robbery keep quiet and give me money
>he gives you money
>walk out
when I was a teenager I saw this like public service announcement on TV from the police saying dont leave your car keys on a table near your front door because people can just put a coat hanger through your letterbox and hook them and bring them outside
so me and my friends of course immediately tried it oursselves and went joy riding trying to drift like in the third fast and furious movie
thanks for the pro-tip cops
>>27203018
I did it before with my friend and got $50 from someone's car back in 10th grade a few years ago. To be fair though, the guy we stole from almost ran us over earlier during the day.
>>27202095
I wonder if you'll be saying the same thing when tyrone is fucking your asshole in prison you petty thief.
>>27203990
lolololo why so salty, wagecuckold?
did your boss bully you today?
>>27203969
Sounds like he deserved it. Hope you spent it well
>>27201993
>I was wondering how risky is it to shop lift beer from my local grocery store.
Not very, I've been doing it for years. Basically treat it just like a normal shopping trip. Dress normal, act normal, just chill the fuck out dude you're only buying some beer no big deal. Take your time, shop around a little, make your way to the door and roll on thru. Most places rely on deterrence (employees, cameras) and the honesty of customers to pay for items. Obviously this doesn't apply in big cities with loads of people trying to steal.
>>27204063
>Obviously this doesn't apply in big cities with loads of people trying to steal.
so nowhere then, coz most here are from big cities like Toronto.
>>27201993
not exactly theft...
there is this pet store that i usually buy cat food from. you see, i am a strict pet owner, so i don't like spoiling her too much. so i always make sure that she gets to hunt something every month or so...
this time i couldn't find anything for my cat. cat didn't got to find something herself either. so i thought to myself that since they are cheap, i might aswell buy her some hamsters.
at the pet store i go, there is this REALLY qt girl cashier that i always have a chat with. she's a massive animal lover. so i told her that i want to adopt a couple of hamsters. she was delighted, and since i was a good customer, she offered me the litter (6) of her own hamster FOR FREE.
i fed them and took good care of them for a month, then they were old enough to give my cat a satisfying hunt.
now each time i visit i have to lie about them being happy and playfull. last time we met, she told me in a flirty manner: "who knows, perhaps i should visit your place some time to see them "
what the FUCK do i do /r9k/?
I used to go to a pretty prestigious high school (scholarship) and was usually tought to be the quiet nerdy guy.Coming from a middle class family i hated every single one of the rich pricks in my school.
One day i had forgotten to bring any money with me for food.By lunchtime i was starving, the classroom was empty and i went ''fuck it'' and ransacked everyones backpacks for money.This was around 9th grade.By 11th grade i started to learn how to pickpocket.I would join the other rich fags for lunch, even though i had no money, and steal their phones from their coats.I also stole couple of wallets while the students were sitting down, it was much easier because of the pressure applied, most people didnt realize.
I had to stop though cause there were complaints about pickpocketing from my class and the school added cameras to all of the classes.(shame because i always wanted to try the stealing watch handshake thing)
In total i stole 3 wallets,5 phones, 2 tablets that the dumbasses just left in the class, couple of earbuds and a bunch of change.
>>27204023
>have never worked a day in my life
He doesn't know I'm an inheritance NEET who will never work a day in my life.
Enjoy commiting your petty theft until you get caught and get fucked by tyrone.
>>27204343
awww babbys first lie on teh internet...how cute
>>27201993
i rent games from various videostores using fake documents and sell them on ebay. have made a good 1k $ out of it. almost got caught the other week.
>>27204469
how did you almost got caught?
Grocery store fag here. It's incredibly easy. Usually stores have two entrances/exits. Your aim tends to be the door away from the front end. If possible acquire some kind of polo shirt or hat with the beer you want to get as well. Vendors usually wear these and shorts. You want to try and go when the receiver isn't there. Where I work the receiver is off Wednesday and Sundays and all the vendors are off those days, too. This way you don't accidentally run into the actual beer vendor. And sometimes depending on the beer vendor, they might be there everyday. I notice they usually come between 7am-8an. But if you come early enough in the morning I gurantee no one on the front end will care. Don't even talk to them. Just act confidentially like you know what you're doing. In a lot of stores management doesn't get there until 7-8am as well (don't know about Wal Mart though).
>>27204448
Stay mad NEET-boy.
I hope you do continue to steal shit, I guess those free chips make up for taking tyrones dick.
I'm gonna go make myself some smoked salmon and caviar mousse :)
hmmmm this isn't a honeypot thread at all
It's really easy, you literally walk out the front door with it. They can't stop you and they aren't paid well enough to chase after you for your license plate. If you're really paranoid you could put some duct tape over your plate a block or two over from the store so they can't get your plate at all. Don't go back to that store for a while, obviously.
Risk is very low.
>>27204597
please...kid, you lost the moment you raged and started bullshiting to save face.
you lost, deal with it. stop embarrassing yourself.
>>27202163
>going out in the most painful way possible
Why? You are stupid
>>27204938
stay mad neet-boy ^.^
>>27204299
I'm an autismo yet I understand she wants to bang you. Invite her over but before you do go to a different pet store and get hamsters.
>>27204980
>he thinks he can win by replying
you can have the last post, kid. if that makes you feel better about your sad life. bye :)
