>tfw i want to start to eat better but my mom keeps buying tendies
>>27196871
just tell her you want to start eating better and to only buy you healthy foods you autist
>>27196917
>implying i did not
>>27196871
There is a joke somewhere in here.
I swear to god,I left 4chins for a week and a new meme appears,am I right guys ? XD XD
>>27196871
And what the fuck is a tendie? Tendons?
Eurocuck here
>>27196871
go vegan mate
>complains about getting tendies
I didn't read the fine print. The inflation on GPB is extremely high after 3 months (quarter year specifically) of GBP chart adherence. Since I've signed I can't complain until we have a renegotiation at the end of the year (Jesus birthday, the ultimate good boy, I'd tell you all about him but maybe later).
The year started with the normal 5 GBP per tendies meal. Now we're up at 8 and 1/7th per half a meal (and sauce is 3 extra). It's ridiculous. Not only that but the earning system is entirely different now.
>cleaning the kitchen used to be an aggregate of 0.3 per consecutive days capping out at 2.7 (one week)
>1 day notice on imperfections given on the notice board (lots of ways to use this)
>now it's 1.4 per day capped and the 0.3 is 0.1
>2 weeks of hardship when you fuck up
>prayer school still grants 3 points per session but there's a monthly cap of 10 sessions
>spreading the word of the Lord is now a requirement each day >fine is 1.5+0.25*days missed this year that wasn't covered by your bank of people (people you've told the good word extra in previous days)
>also there's unique hits required and you need to report each person you've informed to the matriarch with at least a 50 word description of the individual
>no more spreading the word on 4chan (which I think is a waste because the people here really could use it)
>most efficient way now is to auto dial people until someone responds to the message
>and then you have to quit whatever you're doing and deal with them
>earns a pretty 1.5 per person though. In contrast to the old 0.6 you could get once a day before.
I could go on but all the different rules would take a an hour to explain at least. Clearly the focus has shifted from chores to good deeds though.
There's a tax each month too. It's only 5 points but it adds money to the trust fund.
>mom only buys tendies
How dare you complain. Be thankful for what you've been given.
The Lord favors you.
>tfw nobody will see your pasta
I guess it's just gonna remain fresh. I'd prefer feedback though.
>>27197044
They are little chicken schnitzels.
t. Europoor
>>27196871
>not wanting good ass tendies
fucking faggot normie
>>27196871
Just put some raw veggies on the side, maybe put some dressing or oil over them to get those vitamins that dissolve in oils. Unless the fries have their fat too.
>>27197044
breaded chicken fillets (usually chicken breasts)
>>27196871
Go shopping with her and get her to buy healthy shit.
How can sane people eat this shit? *puke*
>>27200457
Because it's packaged with pictures of happy chickens and happy farmers.
>>27200457
youre in the minority my good man
>>27200457
to live is to consume
>>27200429
Breaded chicken tenderloins you fucking idiot
Those are nuggets
>>27200490
>>27200495
>>27200558
Enjoy your 'food' i guess...
>>27196871
>I want to eat tendies
>My mom hasn't talked to me in months
>I haven't ate since Monday
fml
>>27200595
why don't you go to the kitchen and eat something?
>>27200648
I don't have anything in my kitchen.
>>27200568
chicken tenderloins = thin slices of chicken breasts
>>27200677
What does your mom eat then?>
>>27200457
How can sane people eat this shit? *vomit*
>>27200700
Tenderloin=Chicken tenders=tendies
Its in the fucking name you autist
>Tender
>Loin
