http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D1EIokVVsn
whaddaya want your girlfriend to say to you, arcanine?
You're gonna make it.
>>27177957
Annoying voice. Can you do better?
>>27177957
The inaugural address of William Henry Harrison: http://www.bartleby.com/124/pres26.html
>>27177981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qmsmL764Sr
>>27178018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VBgXqYuffL
>>27178028
no girlfriend could love you enough to do that
As much as possible form this
"Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."
"Very good. The letter that preceded mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?"
"Interesting. Now before I stamp these papers, make sure this information is correct."
"Show your papers to the Captain when you exit to get your release fee."
"Take your papers off the table and go see Captain Gravius."
In normal voice.
>>27177957
Please say that you love me, i don't think ive ever heard anyone say it and i don't really want to live a life without hearing it at least once.
>>27178291
what in goodness sake is this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UMlcl9ToBH
>>27178330
https://clyp.it/d1eyzoih
Suicide is an option, just do it Anon!
Hi Op, can you read this in your most saddest/ nostalgic voice?
>>27178414
>https://clyp.it/d1eyzoih
Thank you anon
>>27179103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YuhkyYrnZ9
>>27178633
:(
>>27177957
Everysing wirr be ah daijoubu anon kun
>>27179376
>:(
Whats the Problem?
Please do it.
>>27179349
>
>>27179412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1crjek6z8pM
>>27179459
It's a problem with a capital P
I'd make a request, but its pointless... just like everything else is...
>*Cute whining noise*
>My stomach really hurts, anon...I think I need to lie down
>Sound of bedsprings (optional but preferred)
>*fart noise*
>Oops...sorry. *sigh* I feel much better now though. *Sniffle*
Please do it in the cute sniffly nasal voice.
thank you so much
Say "Bernie Sanders all the way!!! Dude free college LMAO #FeelTheBern!" please.
>>27179503
Say: The life is pointless Anon
>>27177957
Now do this.
>>27177957
Cammy, I love you more than mere words alone could express. I wish to be your queen as we govern the great nation of Denmark hand in hand and preach the holy teachings of the three elegances to our people.
"Anon, please get out of bed. You can make all your dreams come true, you just have to believe in yourself!"
>>27177957
OP pls say "My cock is nearly bursting out of my skirt." say it in your most kawaii anime voice and I will love you forever.
bumping so thread doesn't die
>>27177957
"aw baby don't worry, I won't tell all my friends your penis is small. I promise. I kind of like it. It's cute. I'm only going to tell a few of my friends. I'm sure they'll keep it to themselves though don't worry. It will be our little secret"
Homie you sound like you have a stuffy nose. That allergy season fuckin you over? :(
>>27178291
is this a morrowind mod in the works
Come back OP you fucking asshole we need you
>>27181027
Don't speak to her like that u_u you need to learn to respect women.
>>27177957
"I love you"
oregano comment
I'm sure this wasn't an elaborate ruse or anything.
OP wouldn't do that to us.
>>27181385
She needs to learn not to abandon the damn thread.
This thread WILL be here tomorrow.
I have faith.
