>people would rather have an internet gf overseas they will never meet than an internet bf pretending to be an internet gf they will never meet
Why does it even matter? You robots should just pretend to be women and date each other online.
I'm not dating anyone who's male online or otherwise. I'm also not having a LDR thats doomed to failure.
I thought about trying it out, but I can't get into that lover's mindset and am always serious.
Had an LDR with a girl.
I was completely in love with her, and I was ready to practically get engaged to her.
And then she broke it off because I fucked up and didnt come see her in time, even though she was going to pay for the whole trip.
Shit sucks, but at least Ive started fucking girls in my own city and dating someone here.
>>27176256
I'm a girl. I bet if we talked online you would fall in love with me. No pictures or voice chat of course.
>>27176218
> having an online gf
How damaged do you have to be?
>>27176303
So you're a guy. Fucking trap shit all over this site.
>>27176332
>you're a guy
No I'm not. Being so bitter and suspicious is what keeps you from getting in relationships and fully enjoying your life.
>>27176303
Nah, I don't think so, I'm also extremely apologetic and boring. I'm just not made for human interaction which isn't anonymous.
>>27176385
Post timestamped pics or I won't believe you. Skepticism is how you avoid becoming gay on accident.
>>27176385
> no pictures or voice chat
You are male, actually fuck off
>>27176445
I'm not going to post my picture on /r9k/, especially in the context of mate seeking. Stop being so pessimistic and mistrusting.
>LDR
anyone who thinks these will work is just a sad lonely sap in denial.
>>27176432
You actually sound really cute, I like shy, submissive guys. It's fun to make low energy people laugh.
>>27176218
Yeah I did that for about 2 years can't say it was all bad either.
>>27176462
You still haven't come up with a reason why it would matter if it was a catfishing male instead of an actual woman you would never meet. LDRs won't work out anyways.
>>27176520
>cute
More like you have terrible taste in guys. These qualities aren't good at all when it comes to males. And I'm a person who rarely laughs, my sense of humor is pretty terrible or even nonexistant.
>>27176256
>always serious
>anime
ugh
>>27176549
Do everyone a favor and fuck off. Guy or girl, you're a cunt.
>>27176520
Post steam/skype if you want a challenge then
>>27176483
I'm not going to be a faggot so stop acting like a girl when you are clearly a faggot.
>>27176579
>More like you have terrible taste in guys
I just like qts
>And I'm a person who rarely laughs, my sense of humor is pretty terrible or even nonexistant.
I told you I like that. It's fun to talk to people when it's challenging to make them laugh, it's more satisfying. Also I kind of like the idea of saving somebody.
>>27176218
If someone would roleplay as my gf and use that anime facerig, I don't think I would care at all as long as the voice was good and I never knew
>tfw you used to vid chat regularly with a bunch of American QTs you met on a forum.
>one actually wanted to meet IRL
>was too afraid to actually do itsince I could never match up to my online persona
>went dark on whole group. Never went back.
>>27176218
>internet gf
No. I won't settle for some online delusion. If I can't physically hug you then it's a no go
>>27176596
I'm a serious animeposter, I never got into cuteposting and similiar stuff, I'm just pretty bitter I suppose.
>>27176620
But like I said, these attributes are negative and shouldn't be considered cute.
There is also better stuff you could spend your time on, much better people than me are here too. Atleast you would have a fun time, which you won't have with me. And I don't think I want to be saved, I got accustomed to these feelings, so feeling something different would be weird.
>>27176606
Skype is whover_damn, created it just 4u
>>27176733
>Atleast you would have a fun time, which you won't have with me
I would enjoy saving you. I would enjoy making you laugh. I would do it for my sake, because you would be fun to help.
>feeling something different would be weird
It would be sad if you lived your whole life adjusting to loneliness. Give it a shot
I want a cute gf...I'll come to you, wherever you live and cook you amazing recipes and buy you gifts and fuck you with my 7 inch dick.
>>27176791
But how can helping someone be fun, especially if the other person is extremely bitter, will excuse himself for everything etc. It will just be a terrible experience for you.
I tried to do something else than adjusting to loneliness, but it always ended negatively. Being ridiculed, rejected by friends, called weird etc., it is just too much, why should someone even try if stuff like that always happens? Isn't it better to just adjust to these feelings instead of bothering other people? Atleast I wouldn't provoke negative feelings in them and get a bad response like always.
>>27176957
This is a really good way of getting a girlfriend. Keep doing this and you'll have one in no time.
Dont even want a gf or bf, just a friend. Someone love me
>>27177228
I'll be your friend anon what do you like to do?
>>27177228
what game s do u play?
>>27176959
I am actually a bisexual man and I have to go after this post.
>why should someone even try if stuff like that always happens?
I don't know how long you've been trying or what you've been through, but you don't know that it will always happen.
>Isn't it better to just adjust to these feelings instead of bothering other people?
If somebody tells you to fuck off or calls you a weirdo you should do everything you can to bother them. It's more important that a lonely person like you makes a friend and gets some impetus to change in their life rather than that some normalfag with a great life doesn't get inconvenienced by a socially maladroit outcast.
You're on 4chan, you're probably young. If you try you will either be convinced of your incompatibility with society or you will make friends. Maybe having friends will be worth it, maybe it won't. At least you'll know, though. As it is now you're probably left to wonder if you truly have to spend your life alone.
>>27177266
Watch anime and play games. I'm a worthless NEET so I dont really do much.
>>27177302
I like strategy games and cozy games that make me feel less dead inside. I'll play anything really.
>maleanons ITT
adorable
>>27177383
Do you have any fun games that you want to play friendo? I wouldn't mind playing vidya if you're down. :^)
>>27177444
checked
I dont own much. Let me check my lIbrary
>>27177444
Do you have Civ 5?
>>27177439
I want to fucking kill myself. I cannot wait for my heart to give out under the stress I am placing myself in combined with 72+ hours of sleep deprivation.
>>27177585
Actually I don't I have Civ 3. Been meaning to get 5 though just waiting for a sale.
>>27177643
Im sorry Anon. I hope you get better
>>27177647
Hearthstone?
>>27177686
I'll be better when I'm lying in a shallow grave. It's where I belong.
>>27176218
So you're saying I can get an internet bf? That sounds nice.
>>27177686
Oh yeah I actually do still have Hearthstone haven't played in a minute though.
>>27177850
Yes, be my internet girlfriend.
Can we both pretend to be cute little girls?
>>27177439
This post is ambiguous, post what you find adorable.
>>27177839
Why do you say that anon?
>>27177888
trips again
Whats your battlenet?
>>27177936
I'm terrible and all of my "friends" have left me. I'm all alone and I can't sleep anymore. I think it's time for me to go.
>>27177360
I tried to make friends all the time while going to school and in my first 3 semesters of university and it never worked out. But I would be also a terrible friend I think, so spending my time alone is better. Also seeing people at university having fun with their friends is a terrible feeling, being denied the most human thing because you yourself are the problem.
Even if I bother them all the time and cause negative emotions in them, is getting a positive really worth it? The benefit I would get doesn't outweight the negativity they will feel, it just isn't good to do that. They also have many high quality friends, so why should they even spend time with me? I also tried to get online friends, just to get a feeling for it, but it always ended the same, people will stop responding, delete you etc. The most important thing online is personality, you don't have other factors like in real life, which shows me that I'm not a worthwhile person at all.
Getting older everyday just makes it harder to make friends. I couldn't find some in my early stages of life, why should it now be easier? And to be honest with you, I want to kill myself at the end of this year, atleast I plan to do that. People expect that life is an upward curve, because of that for example they get midlife crises etc. I feel I reached a highpoint when I was younger, so it feels it will just go down from now on. Life doesn't really feel worth living to me.
>>27177936
Should be DOMINATOR#1519. Let's have some fun anon.
>>27177970
You know I dont have any friends either. Why dont we be each others friends?
>>27178004
Let me update my game.
>>27177910
But I'm a boy, anon. I can't pretend to be a girl.
>>27178035
Because you'll hurt me too and I'll regret opening myself up again. I never learn.
>>27178065
I dont think I could hurt you anon. I've never had friends before so I dont know what it's like but I think id be a good one.
>>27178149I don't even know how to contact you.
>>27178210
How would you like to contact me? I dont mind talking to you. What do you use?
>>27178259
I have a Steam and a Skype, not that I actually use either.
>>27178306
Whats your steam anon? original post
>>27177993
I love you. I would spend my life to make you happy.
>>27178385BinarySolstice.
>it was just bait
hheh
>>27178456
tried adding you
>>27178769
>>27178461
wrong post sorry anon
I was a gf for a couple of years.
It was nice. I don't regret it.
>>27178461
Which one is you anon?
>>27178461
guess I lost my chance. If you see this sorry anon.
>>27178456
Anon, this is just an anonymous imageboard, I could write the same and it won't even matter because we don't know each other at all.
I love you so much, you are the most important person in my life and waking up besides you makes my life better each other day.
Can you see? It doesn't have any impact at all, just words written in an anonymous environment. Someone who can't even make friends isn't lovable either, failing at something so easy means that you aren't worthy of the harder stuff at all. I also think I reached that point where even if someone tries to be nice to me, I would just feel like they are mocking me, making fun of me in a different way. There are other people you could make happy, maybe your family, maybe friends, anyone, but not me, I feel like I'm actually too far gone and in the end I will not be able to make you happy.
>>27178959
Those words made me feel good. Maybe Im the weird one.
>>27178993
But an online relationship is reaaaly noncommittal. We could just enjoy each others company until we get tired of it and never speak again.
>>27178996
Maybe we both are weird, but in different ways, I don't know, I'm not a people person, so I wouldn't know what is weird besides me. I mean, be happy about it I guess, that is the least I could do. Maybe someone will say these words genuinely to you someday, atleast that is something we both should hope for.
>>27179039
The problem with online relationships is, that people could save screencaps, record stuff etc. and make fun of you. And do you seriously think I would be good as "enjoyable company"? Like I already said before, I am not really able to show positive feelings anymore and am not fun, just look at what I write here. I'm a terrible case of broken goods, not even in a fun way. I also think that an online friend would be good enough, a relationship would be too much for me. And the never speaking again part is the worse, someone who already gets rejected by everyone online doesn't want that this happens if he tries to put his emotions into something. The result would just be an amplification of all these negative feelings and everything would be even worse.
Are any robots looking for something like this or just being friends? I'd like to talk to someone as lonely as me. No normalfags please.
>>27176218
No thanks, an online relationship even with an actual woman would only serve to highlight my actual physical isolation, and I can never help but shake the nagging feeling that everybody else on the internet is just a hypothetical talking head.
>>27179358
What do you mean by something like this? Like an arrangement where you or I pretend to be a gf for the other person?
>>27180047
>Like an arrangement where you or I pretend to be a gf for the other person?
We don't have to do that. I don't even know how it would work out, but I could try if you wanted. I mainly want someone to talk with and try to make each not feel so lonely and depressed.
>>27180120
We don't have to pretend. I'm gay, and so I would prefer a male arrangement.
>>27180143
I wouldn't bother me. I'm bi.
>>27176218
Preach it opie, we really should just do that.
>>27180335
>That anime facerig
We're approaching the singularity
>>27180317
Yeah, could be nice, I guess.
>>27180477
We can try if you want. Do you have an email or skype?
I'm not in search of a relationship, but more just for someone to talk, I'm terrible but I will try my best to be a good friend. Maybe we will have common interests, which will make it much easier. If I'm bothering you too much or you dislike me, tell me that before deleting me, getting deleted without a reason is a terrible feeling. My skype is daresar3.
>>27180596
Are you a robot? I'd try to be your friend if you weren't normalfaggy.
>>27180582
[email protected]
Getting pretty nervous but I'll give it a shot
>>27181006
I wouldn't really consider myself a normalfag, I spent all of my time generally at home and try to kill time, I can't even make online friends if that is considered normie. I also don't really have cool stories to tell you etc., interaction with me is really dry I guess. We could try to become friends, maybe it will turn into something good, maybe not. But we can give it a shot I think. I just hope I won't bother you or anything.
>>27181072
>[email protected]
That email looks odd.
>>27181194
Temporary email, you know
