"BRRRRMPH"
Sniff it all up, loser~
/brap/ general?
/brap/ general.
>>27176199
Got any vocaroos?
I glad I don't have any gross fetishes like farts or shit. I am starting to drift into being forced to lick man feet in a forced bi domination way so that's terrible in its own way but at least it ain't farts and caca.
>>27176163
mm yes bb
Only thing I have
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqIXWJBfno
>>27176163
>not posting the video with the qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc
>>27176410
"Smell it"
W...why can't I be the boy there....
>inb4 age
>>27176221
>I am starting to drift into being forced to lick man feet
That's way grosser than farts desu
>>27176163
I'm sick of seeing you disgusting faggots talk about farts and shit everyday.
Fuck off.
What's better?
qt 3.14 trap farts or ghetto booty female farts?
Farts are one of the only things I can get off to now, any robots know of any good sites or people?
>>27176595
Ghetto booty, is that even a question
Black girls love fried/unhealthy shit so they're always farting
>>27176595
Why not have both?
>>27176595
I'd say number one, imagine being the fartslave of a dominant qt pi trap ;o
>>27176595
>trap farts
fucking where
I love farts, my fetish desu
>>27176810
That's a big hole
>>27176163
>>27176199
BRRAAAPPPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6Znrnfq4g
>>27176163
>loser
Why can't people like asses without being sissy cucks? Worse than footfags to be ornery
>>27177289
I love how that title is just trying to disguise fart porn
>>27176736>tfw going to trap soon and am routinely gassy
>>27177913
>THIS
Where do I sign up to be yours?
Did you guys's moms and sisters frequently fart around you when you were growing up?
>>27177908
I know right?
>LOL SO FUNNY XD
and meanwhile most of the comments are about how dudes had a great fap or they want to sniff every butthole in that video
>>27177994
Not for me, I didn't even really have the fetish back then anyways.
>>27177913
fucking gross man
it's only hot when chicks do it
>>27177994
nope. Not even once I don't think. Hence the whole "girls don't fart" meme.
Although these days my mom is old and will just totally rips wet ass while standing in the kitchen or whatever. Gonna have to buy her diapers or something soon.
>>27177913
>TFW this qt trap will never post pics and caption them with "sniff it all up"
>>27176163
fuckin shit guys you're going insane
What are some non-fetish, normal video games with girls farting?
Some I know of are
1. Almost all the games in the Sims series
2. Vay
3. WCW Backstage Assault
4. Maka Maka
5. Fable 3
6. Black Rose
7. Super Hero Squad
Girls don't fart. Only skeevy stoners fart.
/braaap/ fetish games currently out there?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/EmmaPresents/307012/EPresents-Gruntildas-Beauty-Quest-ver1.11
There's one. But the potion to make her transform into sexy Gruntilda isn't out yet unfortunately.
>>27176163
What are you favorite-sounding farts, senpai?
Here's my favorite types of fart sounds.
>A distant motorcycle
>A tiny gas-powered lawnmower starting up
>A spooky and ancient wooden oak door being slowly opened after centuries of being rusted shut
>a duck quacking, but underwater
>coffee percolator
>marbles being dropped into a bowl of pudding
>the trombone and trumpet section of a middle school marching band practising in another room
>a giant mosquito flying by
>Hey anon we heard Kimberly saying you had a farting fetish. Well we just scarfed down a Philly cheesesteak and a six pack of Guinness. Now get on your knees and pucker up.
>>27178584
>This will most likely never happen to me
>>27178654
The feels are mutual
>>27178536
Try Pro wrestling Skunks and OnaraRPG, there are translations available online.
>tfw sister farts around me
>act like it disgust me
>secretly inhaling those precious fumes
She's also a beta like me, so my dreams of her pinning her butt on my face are pointless.
glad I get to use this
>>27177994
no sisters but yes
based braapp poster
mega thanks for the dude who posted that mega link last night, goddess amihra is amazing
>>27179746
POST IT! .....p...please?
>>27178406
>Fable 3
Never thought I'd meet someone else who noticed.
I've left those days behind me.
I've got some pretty long shameful fraps videos saved on an old harddrive.
>>27179801
How bad do you want it, pervert?
>>27179832
Don't tease him
Did you see the blue trackjacket one?
>>27177948
>Where do I sign up to be yours?
Skype.
>>27178098
I think it's hot. They smell good.
>>27179801
He's probably talking about this one:
https://mega.nz/#F!8ItChShJ!M7WgcbAb120S0akDJE3lbA
I didn't compile this tho.
>>27179810
he did
>>27179832
>>27179832
Yeah! P..please don't be a tease...I...just wanna see some farts and wish I could be there to sniff them..
>>27179891
Have some dignity, jesus.
How can you ever be fart chad without it?
>>27179851
not yet, i blew it to brown noser several times in a row desu
>not teasing people
>>27179870
>not teasing people
part of me thinks this fetish is due to the internet, not 100% sure how many people would enjoy this irl but I have blown many loads to fart vids
>>27179870
Did what?
Also, APB reloaded.
I won't say anything more on the matter.
I can't be doing this on a tuesday. It's against the rules.
>>27179920
OH hang on. I post this in vocaroo threads all the time, I forget which clip it's from.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mUAwes1jW7
Might be that one.
this one scares people
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iYTvEQHcyf
>>27180005
>Did what?
Sorry, I didn't quote you properly.
I thought you were the one who compiled all the videos in:
https://mega.nz/#F!8ItChShJ!M7WgcbAb120S0akDJE3lbA
what is the worst girl fart you've ever smelled?
>>27180062
Ah. Maybe I was.
Maybe it was some other woman.
>>27176410
>She has a weeding ring.
That explains why she doesn't give any fucks anymore and farts in her fat little brother.
>>27180075
not a fart but one time I had sex with a girl while my pants were on and my dick was through the zipper. she was on top and humping me for about 5 minutes. those pants smelled like her ass and pussy juice for a good four days. it was gross but kinda hot.
A Vine someone posted last night.
I've started to jerk off to this girls Vines of her farting and burping.
https://vine.co/v/imtYi179xZw
Thanks Anon from last nights thread for sharing.
>>27177250
>that's a big hole
For You
>>27180100
>that pic in the context of farts
warning erection incoming
>>27180185
Those vines are poison.
Don't indulge yourself too much, lest you get annoyed that you know no women similar, despite this tangible proof they exist.
It's terrible, double edged swords really.
That was only the one vine I decided to send.
By her alone.
You think I don't know of other accounts?
>>27180292Share other accountsI demand it.I'm already dead.
>>27179869
it IS hot(not that anon by the way if not obvious)
do not feel discouraged. make those fart vids and pic captions pls pls pls pls pls pls pretty pls
i need this. i especially need this to become popular so i can git some spankbank content of hot trappy farts
I spent a long weekend with a guy I'm seeing and couldn't fart or poop the entire time I was there. By the last night I was laying in bed and all I could focus on was laying in the right position so I didn't let out the enormous fart brewing inside me.
I'm pretty sure I fell asleep and did a huge fart when he was spooning me. It was probably right on his dick as well. I hope he was either asleep (impossible) or has a huge boner for girls farting like you guys do.
More likely he thinks I'm a dirty tramp and wants no more to do with me and my rancid butt.
>>27180347
Is that dedicated to someone or just a cheeky title?You didn't likeDownload all her vines right?
>>27180340
>there are males that don't find this to be pure boner fuelgas them all I say
>>27180388
Why come here and post lies.
You should be shot.
>>27180359
Damn I thought it was a lewd girl in the pic then out of nowhere balls.
God damn trannies trying to shove their ballsacs on peoples faces.
>>27180417It's just a cheeky title that originally was focused to one girl but I downloaded a lot more.I downloaded some of her Vines.I don't know how I got this bad. When should I consider suicide?
>>27180453
I honestly wish I was lying, anon. There isn't a day that goes by where I don't think about it.
It's becoming a regular thing as well, so eventually I'm going to have to find some kind of coping mechanism, otherwise I'm going to end up messing my guts up bigtime.
>>27180505
Just fart and shit. It's a basic human need you know?
The worst thing he could say is Ewww.If he says Eww. He's a faggot anyways.
>>27180494
Download Jdownloader.
It downloads video links via url.In bulk
I think I know who it was.
It was that blond girl wasn't it? The donald duck one.
>>27180505
This fetish makes monsters.
You should otherwise be glad I guess he doesn't have this fetish.
You'd be trading something I can't quite describe for comfortability.
>>27180456
sorry but not sorry fampire. i'll give a spoiler warning next time bcuz i know it isnt for everyone but there's no denying the attraction for me
>>27180505
>I'm going to end up messing my guts up bigtime.
also you could die.
girl, 16, with a phobia of using toilets died from a heart attack caused by constipation after going for eight weeks without a bowel movement
>Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144855/Autistic-girl-16-phobia-using-toilets-died-heart-attack-caused-constipation-going-eight-weeks-without-bowel-movement-inquest-hears.html#ixzz430w8fDg2
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
Don't be autistic.
Fart and live.
>>27176595
>>27177913
>>27176736
>tfw you will never find a video of a qt trap farting
>>27179869
Oh! W..what's your skype?
>Error: Audio streams are not allowed.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27180747
i actually found a vid of a qt shemale farting. not a trap but hey. beggers n choosers n such
i dont understand why trsps havent taken hold of this market though. it's easily untapped gold mine
>>27180778
Too shy to post mine, post yours.
>>27180827
>Audio streams are not allowed.
Where have you been?
>>27180868
>confirmed for doorknob licker
this shit is fucking twistedoriginalino commento por favor
>>27180917
Do you realIy think so?
>>27180917
>implying you dont smell your own farts at minimum
>>27180849
hate to be that guy, but can you post the vid?
>>27180986
>your own farts
Why do they smell so good and erotic?
>>27181096
>tfw you jerk off after you shit before flushing the toilet
>really enjoy these threads for the femdom aspect I guess
>enjoy reading stories that people post here
>finds it sicknening whenever it happens in real life
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>27180580
>It was that blond girl wasn't it? The donald duck one.
Yes it was. Her farts were so rumbly, wet and overall sexy. I have most of her videos.
>>27181130
Do you find it sickening because the farts smell bad, or just because she farted?
Because if it's the former, you just need to find a girl with really nice smelling ones.
Get a vegan gf.
>>27180062
>eva
sabed
how do i make mega files that can bee shared though? i have a few rares for the senpai i've collected
>>27181117
don't do here.
Is no.
>>27181189
>eva
a goat for me.
Anyone got the video of the fat lady in the nun costume farting?
>tfw have fart fetish but not attracted to femdom
shit sucks mane
missing out on some decent artists
>>27181189
>how do i make mega files that can bee shared though?
Just make a mega account.
>>27181229
elaborate.
>>27181164
Mostly the second. I think I finally understand when people say they only like some stuff in 2D. My GF actually asked me one day, way before I knew of these threads "Can I fart on your face?" as if it was something kinky. I was fucking disgusted, and problably would still be.I really like the smell of my own farts though. I don't know if it's like that for everybody.
>>27181117That smells erotic and delicious as well.
I can never like it if the shit is right in front of my nose, but from above a toilet bowl, wafting up...
>27181229
I much prefer cutesy submissive girls farting most of the time.
Though I do dabble in the femdom occasionally.
>>27177289
I think the sheboon at 1.25 shit her pants.
>>27181274That's the second time you did thatWhat are you doing?
>>27181293
My unconscious mind for some reason sees fit to compel me to delete one of the arrows sometimes.
BRAAAAAAAAPPP
brrmph
>>27181346
this was just as funny yesterday as it was today
how old are you guys who have gotten your gfs to indulge you
>>27181412
I'm in my late 20's but first time I was like 17ish
>>27181255
Not sure how to explain it
The submissive element of it isn't attractive to me, the act of it and smell is
I could try to self insert as the girl or just ignore the femdom aspect of it, but I don't like the idea of getting off to stuff with femdom in it, the idea of submission is off-putting to me
>>27181430
wew lads
I watch a lot of fart and scat porn, but I've only told a couple of partners about it, and none of them were able to fulfill it
25 here
>>27181444
>submissive element
Not all of us want some girl hot or not to sit on us and call us losers.
A mistake generally made by the idiots who charge "paid productions".
That's not my tea, this "femdom" business isn't as preferred as you think.
Any of you anons get excited just hearing a girl say the word "fart" or other roughly equivalent terms?
For me it's pretty hot but the phrase "passing gas" is way more arousing because it feels...clinical almost. Like an attempt to make something clinical and not funny/lewd but it fails to do so.
>>27181412
At 16 my gf was comfortable farting around me
Then at 18 my next gf would fart during sex and stuff
Now at 21 my new gf farts all the time and does it in my face and dutch ovens me.
Any anons here absolutely obsessed with farts and/or scat?I doubt there's a single person who loves them as much as me.I want people passionate about it to discuss it with online.
is this the emperor's new clothes of sexuality
>>27181573
I don't know man, it's a finicky guess.
If some woman I thought was attractive whispered in my ear that she had gas, I'd wonder why she told me and become paranoid as if I were at gun point.
I don't know if my arousal would be able to beat out the anxiety of why she said it.
Something like pic related
>>27181576
>At 16 my gf was comfortable farting around me
>Then at 18 my next gf would fart during sex and stuff
>Now at 21 my new gf farts all the time and does it in my face and dutch ovens me.
You've truly been living the dream.
My ex used to do that as well. She would even send me snapchats of her shits.Why did it have to end.
>>27181582
You're making it weirder than it has to be.>>27181576
I hope you suffocate.
>>27176410
That almost sounded like it hurt.
>>27176410
This is how my fart fetish started. My sister farting around me and on me.
That kid will soon join us all.He will than move onto sniffing his sisters underwear.She has just planted the seeds of a pervert.Also downloaded & saved.
>>27180849
Can you please post it
Maybe I did see it, or maybe I didn't which is way better
are any of you into piss or scat?
I had a gf piss in my mouth before
>>27181881
>>27181576
You guys are fucking lucky. God damn it.
>>27180679
Normies btfo
lksdnnhfiu
Wow am I a moron, I had no idea there were guys out there that LIKED farts...I hope some of the guys I've dated were into that, because they're probably going around saying I was disgusting for farting on them in bed (I have stomach issues, I'm very prim and proper normally but I literally CANT help that) and calling me gross.
>>27182108
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
naw for real though most dudes don't like it but yeah prim and proper girls doing gross things is hot
>>27181582
i am more passionate about it than you i bet
try me
>>27182108
>Wow am I a moron, I had no idea there were guys out there that LIKED farts...
Uh, yeah.
It's adorable/sexy when a girl farts. It makes her seem very human and real.
>>27182108
normal males do not like farts.
I actually thought I liked farts (like these fags in here) then I actually smelled a fart from my gf and I wanted to puke.
>>27182131
>but yeah prim and proper girls doing gross things is hot
This is pretty true.
But I saw her first. RRRREEEEEEE get away!
>>27182108
CANADA
A
N
A
D
A
But yea, he probably didn't like it and just put up with it.
>>27182176
>It makes her seem very human and real.
This is also very true.
>>27182150Do you get a boner every time you go and it's thick or smelly?Have you fapped to your own farts before? Do you get horny every time you're gassy?Is it almost exclusively what you fap to?Was it a fetish you've had since before the age you were even supposed to get boners?Do you want nothing more than another anon to discuss this with?
>>27182190
Maybe your gf just has shit-tier farts.
>>27182210
All of these except the last one for me
>>27182190
Mine dont smell absolutely disgusting, most of them are just air desu, which is probably why none of the guys I've farted in bed with jumped ship that moment.
>>27182176
I never thought of it that way. That makes me feel better. Thank you!
>>27182131
I laughed, thank you for that.
>>27182266
Looks like I win, then.Though admittedly the last one was thrown in because I want someone as passionate about it as I do to gush to and vice versa all day
>>27182230
I've actually smelled 2 girls farts first hand. One was an 8/10 (not my gf) and the other was a 4.5/10 (gf) and they were both disgusting. Both had decent diets too and the 8 was even a veg at the time I believe.
Not trying to argue, just letting that roastie know that she is disgusting to 99.9% of males on the planet.
>>27182332
She said hers don't smell bad.
>Not trying to argue, just letting that roastie know that she is disgusting to 99.9% of males on the planet.
you pulled that statistic out of your ass
How do you anons feel when your mom farts in front of you?
>>27182210
>Have you fapped to your own farts before?
I've done this before and I didn't feel anything but immediate regret after cumming. It's been a while since the last time I've done it.
>>27182210__________actually i just did go and it's slighty problematic because i try hard not to let my pp touch the under brim of the bowl bcuz is gross_____i have especially while imagining ot being someone elses. it sort of just happened one day while masturbating because I get gassy while spanking it naturally and desu yes again because i enjoy feeling things going in and out of my butt(im a trap btw)yes. it's been my #1 since funnyjunk.com's inception and netporn.nl before clipsforsale even existed and the best vid out was a pacific islander looking girl was passing gas into a mic with her jeans on
before i was pubescent i had vivid fantasies of girls trapping me and abusing me with their bodily functions but farting always stuck out because it seemed so rare. i drew these fantasies about these girls because i was picked on like that as a kid for some reason. this life chose me desu
you could say that....i frequented gaasyerotica before it was even remotely big trying to find a based anon to convo with
i'm stealing this reaction img btw
>>27182799
Poor netporn.
Fucking stupid clickbait ad ridden hovel of livecam conglomerate shit now.
>>27182210
>>27182266
>>27182699
>>27182799
>all these dubblos that came with answering this post
>>27182799
>a pacific islander looking girl was passing gas into a mic with her jeans on
lmfao I know exactly the video you're talking about. Circa 2004 or so right?
>>27182883
>mfw it first died and scrambling to find new sauce material
>>27182912
>27182210
Uh? Whayt?
>>27182970
yes lol they were like light blue jeans and she kept laughing and shit. man i was such a babby at the time...content is SO much better now
>>27183060
you new to 4chin senpai? 66 99 99
>>27183117
I misread, I thought you included the post in which the dubs were replied as dubs themselves.
I just started using this board yesterday.
Sorry.
>>27183092
>yes lol they were like light blue jeans and she kept laughing and shit.
That's the one. It was actually a clip from a "documentary" where a guy facetiously set out to prove that girls fart by getting them to fart so he could film it.
No clue what happened to the guy's project.
>>27183169
it's ok senpai. i wont sperg on a fellow braaaap man
>why was I cursed with this fetish
Anyone know a good torrent for gigs of clipsforsale clips? I'm a porn noob and need more girl farts in my life
I've already watched every eroprofile/motherless/phub vid in existence
>>27183285
>why was I cursed with this fetish
I kind of wish I could get as turned on by something like getting blowjobs (getting blowjobs actually disgusts me and I hate the way it feels) or some other common thing desu.
But oh well, it is what it is.
>>27183211
>no clue what happened to him
probably just saved all his free content and moved on. i honestly think any girl who'd be willing to do that is secretly into it to
>>27183285
IDK about you but porn of girls farting actually after a while makes me upset or unhappy.
It's really a lot nicer to cuddle a girl who's whining about how much her stomach hurts and then she hugs you and closes her eyes and lets out a cute grunt before she blasts one and turns red (even though they know you like it lots of them still get embarrassed as fuck) and then says excuse me and buries her beet red face in your chest
>>27176221
>being forced to lick man feet
Jesus christ. I have always considered myself a person who can fap to anything, and I get fetishes very easily but that's the first time I find myself disgusted by a sexual fantasy.
I'd rather have a nasty fart from a qt girl straight into my mouth more than being forced to even look at man feet.
You're fucking disgusting dude, manfeet are possibly the most unattractive body part
>>27183285
>every eroprofile/motherless/phub
Someone civilize dhis neega.
It's tuesday, I can't operate on tuesdays.
We went over expanded content in the last thread.
>>27183501
>hugs you and closes her eyes and lets out a cute grunt before she blasts one
>says excuse me and buries her beet red face in your chest
>>27176323
That was me
Here's another
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CSuu1YHdUA
I get SO gassy after eating something with garlic in it. This is from a burrito I made that had big chunks of garlic in it
>>27184394
female or trap?
>>27184394
Nice body, sexy farts. Would you ever sit on a guy's face on fart?
>>27184394
So much stomach, and the orientation is weird.
I had no idea what I was looking at.
Also this post isn't safe.
>>27184552
Yes and I have before with my boyfriend
>>27184738
All that stomach to hold all that gas ;3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RF3cZoKGlO
>>27184892
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RF3cZoKGlO
Dirty lying imposter.
>>27184938
Nope it's all me famalamadingdong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xYGUHEqnTV
>>27185204
Perhaps i'm wondering what kind of woman has so much fucking hair on her ass.
If you're such a big guy, why do these sound so small?
Scenario:
Four girls and you're their semi-friendzoned tagalong all going skiing
they get taco bell
it's a ten hour drive with few rest stops and you're in a subcompact
the windows do NOT roll down.
>>27185442
>o
In such an unlikely "scenario" I'd be dead.
>>27185273
>what kind of woman
I don't know how many times I've posted it before, but the OP of these threads is a tranny.
Not sure if other people remember, but there was that really fat guy in fishnet stockings being posted a lot awhile ago. That was just them attentionwhoring.
>>27185656
Would it be worth it, to die that way?
>>27185776
>worth it, to die that way?
>>27185729Let's lynch them.
>>27185729
I don't own fishnet stockings you mong I have no idea what you're talking about
>>27185967
They deserve it.
>>27186023
So far you've been the only obese tranny to attentionwhore here, so it's probably you desu.
>>27185729
>>27186023
Also I didn't start this thread. Some other anon did so there's that too.
>>27186023
Ah, but you do not deny the status of your male genetalia
>>27186085
Don't you know that grills can have penises too, cislord scum?
>>27185442
>sit in the backseat and try not to inhale loudly, act slightly bothered by it in a laugh it off type of way but not too much or too little so they don't suspect a thing, keep something over my lap to hide the rage
>>27186773
>hide the rage
Implying you'd only have "rage" to hide and not "rage juice" as well potentially.
>>27186208
Not fat girls.
>>27180347
Good news, it's Wednesday now.
https://vine.co/v/evm57363Ing
https://vine.co/v/e1D3DJpZVIF
https://vine.co/v/enMbtJDlZMi
https://vine.co/v/erUFqmEm3TF
https://vine.co/v/erUFa37gvr9
https://vine.co/v/erI1W0Wj67d
>>27187326
Thanks Anon.
Left the thread open all day.
>>27183507
I used to be exactly like you. Trust me, if you don't stray from this path of degeneracy it's going to eventually happen to you just like it did me. It even felt like the first time I ever started getting into female feet. I thought feet were gross and abstractly unattractive but then slowly my fetish began to fester until I was a full blown footfriend. Happened the same way it did with my axilla fetish too.
>>27186773
>sit in the backseat
Middle seat or on the side?
I'd go for the middle. Surround sound.
>>27187634
>if you don't stray from this path of degeneracy it's going to eventually happen to you just like it did me
Yeah okay.
YOu're a fucking maniac.
Send me all you got
pengu@yiff (dot) jp
Here's an interesting question
if you had a braaap gf and she was into guys farting would you do it?
Fuck those braindead bastards on /d/ we we'll make our own fart threads.
With good 3dpd, and blackjack.
>>27187760
Difficult question.
To what extent?
>>27187910
Right in her face, holding her head there. At least once a day.
>>27187947
She'd also get excited if you made corny fart jokes, did it in the car, or in public.
>>27187947
Ghhhh, will she settle for a crotch level drive-by?
While she's picking something up or tying her shoes?
>>27188037
She'd really prefer you to grab her hair, hold her face there, do it and be like, "you're welcome" or "deal with it".
Chad frat bro style.
I am not this (or any) girl btw. This is strictly hypothetical.
>>27188113
I think i'd be capable, but not initially willing, though it depends on how motivated I am to oblige.
>>27188206
I see. Fair enough.
>>27187639
>where tho
i would normally elect the middle but in this case if it gets too uncomfy in the packed car there's a chance someone may have to lap sit and you cant lap sit the middle person because it blocks the rear view mirror pov of the driver. take it from a pro to choose a side seat if you eve get yourself in this situation. never know if a girl thinks your cute and wants to secretly do it anyway and is looking for an excuse to
>>27186977
>juices
9.99/10 i would be leaking like a faucet of pre cummies but underwear usually soaks it up pretty well. i only had an extremely cute girl fart infront of me once before and she really let it go but it smelled like warm/hot birthday cake with a hinting undertone of butt musk and i was ready to go the rest of that whole night. what made it worse is her word choice before she did it
>sorry guys but ive been holding it and i just cant anymore
>>27188855
>it smelled like warm/hot birthday cake with a hinting undertone of butt musk
Oh my god that sounds fucking amazing
>>27188855
>never know if a girl thinks your cute and wants to secretly do it anyway and is looking for an excuse to
Fuckk, I've only had a total of that I can count on one hand of girls sitting in my lap.
But never long enough to get a boner, but I know I would have.
It's just too risky.
Also
>sorry guys but ive been holding it and i just cant anymore
Yeah that'd fucking do it.
I'd sweat like a stuck pig under my clothes.
Also it being Wednesday i'm actually still seeing and finding new content.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/6wgclqu2a12jq5v/Reese%20Introduction.wmv?dl=0
This gif has audio, I think I call this a shame stiff because I wish it were better done.
>>27188921
it was. it really was. i tried to get her to be my gf because she seemed like she liked me but i spaghettied hard and we are no longer in contact. probably the worst loss of my life when it comes to the opposite sex
>>27189119
Are you the type prefers who prefers girl farts that actually smell GOOD as opposed to horribly peel the paint off the wall ones?
I like ones that smell good. That weird musky "farty" smell that somehow doesn't smell like shit is decent but I prefer ones that smell like vegetables or candy (yeah I posted about this before in yesterday's thread)
of course I'd still smell a girl's fart even if it absolutely reeked but good smelling ones are better imo.
>tfw telepathic girl farting around you she "catches wind" of your unconsious thought process after cutting one
>"Gross! You want to do "THAT?"
>yfw she does it again, despite knowing exactly how you feel and exactly how you want it, but casually as if she didn't know how much you liked it
>>27189166
HNNGNGGNGHGHHGGHG
you're killing me. is this revenge for the car scenario?
fuck....
>>27189187
Maybe it is. Bastard. You warn someone before you start throwing out scenarios and shit.
>>27188977
>dropbox
i've yet to try this out. is it like a cloud storage? i was weary of it because i dont know how to private it if it isnt already
>>27189241
it's as private as you make it, though I use mega more often than dropbox.
I just had a thought to ask, does anyone else here know how to cook solely on recipes to give women you serve fart?
It makes me feel like a date rapist in a way.
If I ever heard any girl say
>"X gives me gas"
I'd almost have to fight the compulsion to spike her meal with it.
I have very shifty morality.
>>27189237
That is probably the /comfy/est drawing/animation I have ever seen.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55f1e635b876a
>>27189296
Go for rice with kimchi. If she'll eat it...some people hate kimchi so don't pressure her but if she loves it you are in so luck.
Note though that kimchi farts absolutely reek, they're toxic. If you can deal with that, great.
If you're like me you'd deal with it because you take what you can get in life but you'd really prefer like, broccoli cheddar soup or tomato soup ones. Lots of volume and a nice mild smell.
They also make candies that are specifically meant to cause gas.It's just a prank, bro.
>>27189296
That's pretty fucking funny, actually.
You should do it.
>>27189147
t.b.h idk lol...i wonder to this day if i was the only one who thought her ass smelled good because there was a few people there besides me but i'd ideally take a cake fart over a shit fart...but then what if shit farts smell like cake to me because it came out of someone i think is attactive?i'm a huge sub though so being "tortured" by a rank fart would still be hot to me...unnatractive girls farted infront of me before but i smelled nothing
>>27189404
Bro science man, pheromones and shit they'd say.
I don't think I buy into it though.
>>27189404
>but then what if shit farts smell like cake to me because it came out of someone i think is attactive?
Nah, they still smell like shit. You might be able to enjoy it anyway. I'd put up with it and just enjoy it on a psychological level. But at a certain point it actually does become too much. For me at least.
I really don't like the smell of shit or the smell of farts that smell like shit.
Broccoli is a great girl fart smell imo. One of the very best.
>>27189298
this. i'd love this.
>its cold and snowy outside but your with a qt cuddling trying to create heat
>a huge warm wafting air heats you up suddenly that you know came out of her
>>27189478
I've come sort of close to this experience. My ex would let off some nice ones while cuddling. After a while she didn't even get weirded out when she could tell I was smelling them on purpose.
But we really weren't right for each other at all and I regret dating her so those memories are bittersweet. Anyway she's gone now and that's for the best...sigh
/livejournal over
>>27189495
Forgot to mention, it was sometimes under the covers and it really did feel noticeably warmer.
>>27189308
I don't really like pornhub.
those fucking ad gifs of women getting their faces rammed to bits are a fucking turnoff and the adblocker doesn't register there.
That isn't to say though there aren't good clips, amateur or otherwise there.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e3711c00ef6
>>27189534
>those fucking ad gifs of women getting their faces rammed to bits are a fucking turnoff
They really are. It seems so...violent.
And haters will say we're messed up for wanting to cuddle and fool around and make love with a girl who's just doing a completely harmless natural body function
but ramming your dick down her throat in a violent fashion, yeah totally cool bro
I really can't into rough sex. Huge turnoff.
Plus it's mostly normalfag brraap there.
If that's even a thing.
Stupid fucking c4s girls that use pumps and still can't get a decent fart out.
Reliant on dolled up looks like lipstick on a mule.
Not to mention the shitty "costumes" and foreplay they try to set up, ignorant it would probably be 60% better if they just shut the fuck up and stop trying to move like a failed stripper.
It makes me want to burn the motherfucker down.
>>27189583
normalfag pr0n just fucking baffles me, but they feel the same about me possibly.
It's no winning, because that crazy shit is considered "acceptable kinky" or whatever they'd call it.
Chads would as for a girl willing to do "dirty" things but all that entails is probably her taking semen where it doesn't belong.
Chad'll be a big fucking baby if a girl decided to fart around him.
Despicable.
>>27189441
yea probably.
>>27189451
i'm not into shit really either but i've found certain aspects kinda hot. like i'm not huffing straight off of a piec of shit but.... farting leads up to it eventually. how far until i back out is a mystery still
any sort of vegetable fart would be good for me though. i'm a vegetarian myself so it would be like food vapors
>>27189768
>any sort of vegetable fart would be good for me though. i'm a vegetarian myself so it would be like food vapors
Hah, same here. Loved my ex's tomatoey ones.
I think it's super cute when a girl's having trouble on the toilet and straining so I hear you somewhat. The smell of shit 9 times out of 10 is disgusting to me though.
>>27189495
sucks bro. a fart gf has to be like the rarest thing in western society for a gf. like you guys were saying, things like throat fucking and double penetration is considering ok and encouraged...but literallly just air is super taboo. i feel like a could get a girl to warm up to it if i found one naive/young enough to date because she'd be open to trying new things but roasties/used women are too stuck in their ways. if she wasnt already curious about it there's no winning involved. i need a based FTC japan qt
>>27189628
I can deal with normie porn like
Cheesecake glamour photos of girls showing their boobs and butts and making cute expressions. I love stuff like that.
But I really don't enjoy watching other people have sex. In fact it makes me uncomfortable. I enjoyed it as a teenager but then stopped.
>>27189856
I never enjoyed it.
When I finally made the distinction between myself and a world comfortable with being aroused by strangers performing coitus on each other I didn't feel so strange for thinking it a little arousing for a girl to fart.
Although it's become more than "a little arousing" at this point.
>>27189909
>strangers performing coitus on each other
blech
Could you get aroused by just making love (as in, you, not watching other people do it) to a woman you really liked, without her farting? I could. Definitely.
Although the thought of her doing it would most likely pop into my head at some point.
>>27190009
Scarily enough, i'm not even sure at this point.
I think i'm too far gone.
>>27189953
but what girl butt is prefered when indulging though? big? small? naked? clothed?
>>27190067
Big or small is a given.
There is a such thing as too big or too small.
Someone brought up bike shorts to my leggings/skirt argument.
There were sultry thoughts thought that thread.
>>27190048
Maybe you could try to condition yourself somehow. If you can ONLY get aroused by farting girls...you're going to have a hard time having intercourse. It'll be tough to keep a boner (unless your penis is so pleasurable you get waves of pleasure just from touching it without having to even think of anything. Most of us aren't so lucky).
>>27190123
Shit man sometimes I've got reverse ED.
The right, or maybe wrong shit could give me induced priapism.
Fuckers overstay their welcome sometimes, 2 hours over their welcome.
Sometimes I have to scare my dick to sleep with a fight or flight scenario.
I've worst fears than being caught with a tent like erection, but it's still a bad scene.
I convince myself I have to go somewhere or deal with people and it subsides.
>>27190143
Damn bro that sounds like...like kind of a blessing and a curse.
>>27190178
>priapism
Most definitely a fucking curse.
The fuckers hurt.
I don't even know my correct size, and I've never been fucked to measure. It doesn't matter to me, I won't be using it anytime soon.
>>27190119
i like the leggins/bike shorts thing but im definantly a skirt/cotton panties guy(not lace though...i think lacey see through panties are ugly)
i like the muffled sound they produce. sort of like op. my favorite is the airy ones though that sort of wisp out like they are desperate to escape and you can tell she thought felt great
>>27190262
I like bikeshorts/leggings if it's the right material, breathable lycra or something like that, because it's formfitting.
Something about a clothed woman's form pronounced by tight clothing appeals to me more than nudity.
Incoming scenario>leggings/bikeshorts are still soft
>tfw girl sitting on your hands wearing them farts without leaning and only does so so the smell escapes
>they're the loud bassy muffled ones that give off actual heat
>>27190262
they also start off like prrrt sometimes before turning into a pssshh
>tfw i'm a fart enthusiast
>>27190208
I guess I can relate in a small way. I mean I have had priapism but it was Cialis-induced and wasn't too bad. Went away after a while.
Sometimes wake up with insanely painful erections but it was because my circumcision was very tight.
Anyway, priapism is risky. Remember if the erection lasts more than 3-4 hours you need to see a doctor or else you could lose your penis. Don't let anything happen to your penis.
At least not until you get a qtpi to rip a huge earth sharttering fart on it. Joking though...
protect your "merchandise". You only get one.
>>27190208
>>27190356
Btw the Cialis priapism was pretty much a constant semi, not a full on raging rock hard cock.
So maybe not a real priapism. But sorta.
I can't imagine having a rock hard erection for hours...yeah, not a blessing. Sorry man.
Does having a fap get rid of it?
>>27190356
>sharttering
That was a most unfortunate typo...
>>27185204
Do you have any more?? These are god-tier...
>>27190262
>you can tell she thought felt great
This gets me going so much. For the girl to seriously enjoy how it felt.
>>27190356
>not until you get a qtpi to rip a huge earth sharttering fart on it.
..
>Does having a fap get rid of it?I haven't fapped since december 29th
>>27190439
>I haven't fapped since december 29th
Whoa...
>>27190479
it isn't as impressive as it sounds.
I've had some pretty odd wet dreams here and there since then.
So it isn't as if I haven't orgasmed in months.
Though the feeling of a climax isn't worth the feeling I get of shame and disgust when I finish.
Like a dumb animal, scrounging to pleasure itsself.
To braap no less.
No more.
I can do without it.Forever
>>27190316
>getting farted on in places that aren't neccesarily sexual
>it's tight form fitting soft material and comes out hot af
underated fetish senpai. been on no fap for a week now just about but im tempted
>>27190512
You really shouldn't feel so guilty for enjoying girls farting. I love it. So do probably thousands or maybe even a million other guys. It's great and L I T E R A L L Y harmless. It's just a fart.
Maybe if you get a girl to actually do it for you you won't feel so bad about fapping to it.
>>27190575
It's fapping in general that I feel is what I should stop.
Given i'm still here conversing about braap itsself.
I just feel like i'd be remissed to improvement and resilience if I didn't give it up.
I'm not so much of a fool to believe there is a reward or something in the end for doing so.
Or that it's some jedi/sith shit and resisting makes me more valuable a person.
I just I don't know, don't feel like doing it anymore.
>>27190538
You can do it if you really wanted to.
>>27190619
>jedi
join the sith anon
we have candy
>>27190619
>I just I don't know, don't feel like doing it anymore.
I see.
Well, you do you as they say.
Then again, I guess you don't anymore.
Sorry. Poor choice of words.
>>27190682
>Then again, I guess you don't anymore.
Cheeky bastard.
>>27190678
I hate candy.
>>27176163
>let out really nasty fart
>smells so bad I had to open a window
>doesn't help at all.
>>27190726
Do.
You.
Possess.
A penis?
>>27190715
broccoli*** totally ment broccif i stopped for a few months id probably go insane though. stressed enough as is between a bunch of different shit, i need a release in some part of my life
>>27190715
>I hate candy.
>>27189351
Even that kind?
Seems like a great invention, really. And cute packaging to boot.
Can you imagine if braaaap went semi-mainstream like BDSM (well that's full mainstream now but 15 years ago it wasn't).
It has been referenced in a few mainstream movies.
>>27190861
it's on of the fetishes celebrities/porn actors and rich ppl are very much into so it is technically mainstream. sort of how nobody acts like they heard of giantess /d/ tier porn yet it always manages to get slipped into random music vids and movies
>>27190820
>i need a release in some part of my life
Does it matter what "kind"?
>>27190827
I dunno, it looks gross.
And it means a lot coming from me.
>>27190992
>it's on of the fetishes celebrities/porn actors and rich ppl are very much into
You thinks so?
You might not be wrong actually now that I think about it.
In the video Trina and Ludacris's "B R Right" there's a scene where a hot girl lifts her cheek and farts in a Jacuzzi and looks like she's seriously turned on (and Trina looks disgusted afterward)
There seems to be no logical reason I can think of for why this scene is in the video other than to just show the image of a hot girl farting.
here's the scene if you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rePv4MdEw7I
I still remember being like 14 and seeing this and I couldn't contain myself and spooged all over my shirt right before school...lucky I had time to change
>>27190992
>sort of how nobody acts like they heard of giantess /d/ tier porn
People's sheltered ignorance, feigned or not, baffles me that they couldn't possibly comprehend someone could be aroused by something not all that out there.
Or maybe i'm just desensitized.
I'll never understand the sexual prowess of the unwashed masses again, and i'm not sure i'd want to.
I just hate how showy and surprised an act people put on when confronted with fetishes in public, it gives me Holden Caulfield level bitchiness like him and his "phonies".
>>27191041
yes since my only options right now for release are sexual, emotional or physcological. i don't have any weed to release my psyche crown chakras. i don't have a gf to bond romantically. what's left....
