>they're having sex right fucking now
anyone know these feels?
>>27175954
and i fucking skype called her too. i live two states over. why didn't she invite me? huh? is it because i'm not chad? you fucking shallow cunt.
rip
original commento
>he's just a friend haha
>he's my friend calm down
>he's a good friend i talk to sometimes lol
>he's my guy-friend calm down anon
>he's just a friend, why are you so butthurt all the time
>he's just a friend, why can't i have guys as friends?
>she's a attention whore at 15 using people suppose to be black pilled
Lol the most pathetic indeed.
You guys know she calls you orbiters right?
>"Lol anon, i'm just meeting him for some food in the city, and because it's a 3 hour trip away, we're just going to get a room somewhere. don't worry it's nothing like that, stop thinking those thoughts anon. We just really wanted to meet haha. He's just a friend i met on skype, that i skype call with sometimes at night, haha why are you so butthurt over it? you know i love you anon..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA ]
>>27175954
If only she could swallow me alive and digest me insider her stomach.
>>27176062
This is when you start singing Biz Markie.
man what grossly large ears, could use them as handles
>Orbiters mad that their beta asses aren't sealing the deal
I hope you all learn a very valuable lesson.
>>27175954
Lol I'm proud of the fact that idk who any of these nu-trips are
>>27175984
Maybe its your shit attitude, pal.
Wait, whats the story here? It cant be as sad as it seems to be.
>>27176180
He's probably also way too old for her.
>>27176155
>top damn kekkle
NO UCANT NO NO IM A SHOT A FUCKINJG MACDONNALDS THIS IS IT CHAD HAD TAKEN EVERYTHING ALL MY SOUL MY GOD AND NOW WILL BE MY BODY
>>27176116
Great taste in music anon, I love Crywank.
>>27176180
>he points an obvious flaw the girl has
>it's your attitude bruh
Nice beta orbiter logic. Don't forget to tip that fedora!
i cant bare to think that some chad is defiling my lovely and perfect eliza :( plz i need to make these thoughts go away
turn the news in one hour ill be gona
>>27176356
He called her a shallow cunt. Whats the flaw, besides his attitude?
>>27176202
It is though. It's sad because a bunch of orbiting losers thought they had a chance with some girl theyve only ever seen on 4chan
>>27176464
Ok thats assad as i thought. And theyre mad she found someone better?
>>27176401
So the girl can't be shallow then? She can't be cunt either? Is that what you are trying to say? Again, she is by no means a freaking princess, she can be called negative things by others stop acting like this girl is flawless.
>>27175954
Wait, that's actually eliza? Shouldn't she be banned?
>>27176486
Shallow isnt bad and the guy is callig her a cunt for not inviting him or some shit. The problem is all him.
>>27176202
Some roody poo candy asses decided that yet another channer SFW camgirl was their waifu and because she claimed to love them they thought she was 'pure'. As the above poster said, I hope you guys learned a very valuable lesson about 3D waifus. Blaming the girl is retarded, it's just a bunch of internet strangers getting upset that their precious pure waifu has desires other than their greasy fingered words of praise.
You guys are fucking retarded. Why do you care about this ugly fuck? She looks like eggman for christs sake.
>>27176495
>most kills
>not also Made In Heaven
It killed the universe, m8.
Damn... we're just getting gyros. He's not even Chad.He's 5'6"...
>>27175954
dont know this feels im a chad i get happy when my fellow chads score, we sometimes swap around the chicks. I know i can get any girl in a matter of minutes.
>>27176568
shut up eliza/ciara/shitkatyperrylookalike whatever the fuck your name is these days.
>>27176568
>pay attention to me!
How do people even get like this?
Pretty girls who think they're ugly are either attention whores, are incredible insecure and sometimes have body image issues, or both. Usually the first or the last. The second is sad, though.
>>27176568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiy8FsbmCpY
No. This is illegal meetup, contact her parents via facebook now. This is illegal age meetup.
>>27176679
She's probably trolling. She said he's younger than her. Relax.
>>27176568
It always start with gyros
>>27176510
The reason why he called her that doesn't matter. I actually don't have a problem or rather tolerate people being shallow. What I dislike is people immediately jumping to defend and justify a woman only been cause she is a girl, because you can't call her mean things, because again, she's a girl. Wether we find a person being shallow or not something positive or negative is pointless, he considers that something wrong and therefore calls her out on it.
>>27176568
He going to stick his steak in your gyro wrap you fcuking slut????????? And creme in it with Greek yogurt?????? ANswer ME
>>27176893
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
>>27176893
>>27176893
Calm down, Simon
>>27177016
Stop bumping the thread jack ass
>>27176568
i'm 6'1
wanna fuck?
Can I just browse r9k without Eliza threads? They just make me sad. k thanks
>>27178045
>>27178146
agreeed
tfw you go on a date with a qt and she says ur just getting gyros......
>>27178045
We need another camwhore to put her in her place. She's not even that great. The only reason she's a thing is because she's persistent.
>>27178270
we really do, I fucking hate this feel
ahahahahhaaah stupid weeboo shitposter got banned, ahahhahahaha
now back to the waifu thread
>>27176568
What did she mean by "we're getting Gyros" ??
Is that a sex term or something, is it in the urban dictionary?
>>27179146
It means he is pounding her gyro
>>27176568
Reminds me of when mystery went "ice skating" with her now-bf
>>27175954
I can tell you are getting older eliza-chan.
R9k is pretty sophisticated
>>27176155
Top kek, famlamb.
You can only be cucked if you allow it. A cuck takes no action. Take action.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wrote this a few weeks ago, and in your case it's actuually true.
Right now, your oneitis is in a Skype call with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, your oneitis gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.
The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much.
>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha!stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch *laughs* it's funny! haha
>Her: *can't contain her laughter anymore* I.. I know ahaha.. I know *laughs uncontrollably*
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance Giggle
>Her: *laughs even more*
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: *phone starts ringing* Yo I gotta go.. Was nice talking though *hits blunt*
Chad hangs up without waiting for a response
Your oneitis sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.
>>27179774
>I wrote this a few weeks ago
dude...are you alright?
>>27179774
Chad here, I can confirm this is true. Btw don't reply to me cuz im busy :)
>>27176568
She's in heaven right now, performing for someone who adores her. She's soaking it up, acting cute. And his dick is getting harder and harder.
>>27179840
Femanon here, what's your skype?
>>27179989
420yoloblaze
>>27179774
>tfw women actually have conversations like this
It really posts my pepes that any woman you talk to might say this behind your back.
Literally who? Go back to school you tards.
>>27176486
girls dont want men who get emotionally devestated when they dont succeed once.
no doubt she figured this out about you.
grow a pair.
>>27176518
So much this, you faggots think she won't have a life outside of this garbage board? Like you're all delusional, and she can't be with all of you at the same time. Life doesn't work that way, way to cuck yourselves idiots.
>>27180328
Fuck off normie. Please.
>>27175954
https://youtu.be/MZVXDRxbEfM
Is this fucking him?
>>27180267
Okay whiteknight I think that's enough for today. You bravely fought for Eliza's image. Any day now.
>>27180475
Fucking this lmao. So many forums gets ruined by pathetic white knights "defending the honour" of women who don't even acknowledge their existence.
>>27176568
So does that mean he's a no-go?
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>27180528
how have i defended the honor of a women? i merely pointed out a faggotry response someone made to failure.
>>27180447
Fucking cringe. The guy sounds so sleazy and calculating (and his jokes suck) and she's just running around like "look how cute I am! Watch me blow bubbles!" etc. There's just no stopping young people from acting like fools.
Has anyone got a link for when eliza is at work, or did i dream that video?
>>27180863
You were correct to say that women don't like a man who shows any hint of desperation, (and prefers a man who appears not to care for them/keeps them on the edge), but you were incorrect in expressing that as some kind of acceptable and just authority that we all need to adhere to and "man up."
>>27175984
What's her Skype?
t. original anon
>>27180906
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3sbwpe_how-to-get-a-girlfriend_people
>>27180447
holy shit. does r9k really relate to this level of autism? this was physically uncomfortable for me to watch.
>>27181091
many thanks for sending that link
>>27179989
sry friend list full
>>27181030
But doesn't it make sense to adhere to something that's happening all the time? If you want to fuck women you need to get wise to their games and alter your behavior.
>>27180447
no senpai, she's meeting a different orbiter.
t. guy sperging out in the background.
>having a oneitis
eliza is cute as fuck but I'm never doing that shit again. even if she was older and had the same interests. robots will get cucked every time. fuck the odds by not playing this shit game.
>>27179146
she's going to be like a gyroscope on chad's cock
>>27181263
REEEEEEEEE I don't want to fuck dumb sluts I want a companion
>>27181266
Tell us about your relationship with her.
>>27181402
best orbiter
>>27181459
is this you? does she send you lewd pics?
>>27176568
You filthy fucking slut grandslam breakfast slampiggy WHORE
FILTHY FUCKING PIG *SNORT* EAT MORE BITCH
HUH BITCH HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE IT BITCH I'LL FUCKING KAMIKAZE YOUR ASS BURNING YOU ALIVE IN THE PROCESS BITCH FUCK YOU
>>27175984
Hoes are like library books, they don't belong to you, and you don't spend too much effort taking them home. If she's a hoe then be happy you learned before you tried to start a relationship with her, and get some after that dude.
>>27181486
>Yes
>No, sorry FBI
>>27181539
i'll be adding you later tonight. i need to speak with you one on one.
>>27181554
>>27181459
jesus christ anons
>>27181030
Not him, and not even some kind of authority.
But you just need to man up.
I could be a woman, granpa, ferret or a man and ai would still be right.
Man up.
Don't let it get to you.
And no, don't be yourself, yourself sucks. But you can be a better yourself if you try.
The first step is to man up.
>>27175984
and i fucking skype called her too. i live two states over. why didn't she invite me? huh? is it because i'm not chad? you fucking shallow cunt.
hey a "nice guy"
>>27181486
Ayy fuck you Ryan. There's only roonfor one alpha beta orbiter and that's me, Brien. Let's settle this in Thunderdome.
Ps: if you guys think she has r9k cucked in public, imagine how bad it is in private. Yeah, that bad. Erica please come back.
