YLYL r9k edtion.
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YLYL r9k edtion.
>>27167774
WEEEWWW LAD
TALK ABOUT A HEAD RUSH
>>27167774
fukkin normans lol
>>27167774
>She thought I was into kissing
>But really, I love backyard wrestling
R2 DinDu
>dat sloppy takedown right into the guard
Drum roll please
>>27167774
>hey babe you're pretty hot
>what's your name
>...
>...
>JOHN CENA
>>27167885
I hope her spinal fluid ceases to exist
>>27167774
Literally front page of leddit
>>27167841
kek he was stealing that shit right?
>>27168487
Where did this happen?
>>27168487
he kill
>>27168534
looks like paris
>>27168487
Man i feels good not being an idiot
>>27168534
Paris, where did you think?
>>27168506
And how would you know that?
Ledditor detected.
>>27167774
>her hand moves at the end
Damnit
>>27168487
you didn't post the full webm where he is climbing it and everyone watching, and then you see the time where his hand slips and the panic, and then your webm kicks in
>>27167774
that's what you get for being obnoxious in public, normie
>>27167841
this guy is so relaxed stealing
>>27167885
see comment (1)
>>27168487
don't desecrate the monument you dumb shit
>>27167839
you killed me my man
>>27167923
john cena is an annoying meme most of the time but i think in general it's pretty good and certainly original enough to please the robot just like this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLx5WUrPJFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR17v-d8Jko
>>27168534
I remember that.
It was during a techno show in Paris. Basically this guy got drunk and climbed the statue. And then shit happens.
>>27167774
sick double leg takedown senpai
r9k when they finally get a >gf
>>27169684
wtf did he think would happen?
>>27167885
haha fucking nigger got rekt.
Even funnier is that they scream how they are a "minority" and how society is against them. Look at the white man there trying to study and get ahead while all the niggers around him are carrying on like a bunch of baboons...
>>27169695
Was showing off the phone protector
>>27169684
what are you trying to say? when we finally get gf we will accidentally break our phone?
>>27169721
woops this was for
>>27169684
>>27169722
It will be like, sort of cool at first, but then it will suck. That poster probably has autism though.
r9k in a nutshell?
ihfsdofih
>>27168598
there's good reason behind shitting in the toilet and eating in your room/the kitchen, versus doing both in the same area
>>27169722
I think what the faggot meant by the video is things don't always work as they're suppose to?
maybe he's calling us cucks
>>27169741
But I have stage-fright, I'm not fat and I don't play videogames.
>>27169741
This is the type of cringe that would probably push me to fucking suicide.
There are things that still make me painfully cringe from all the way back to when I was a stupid kid and those things weren't even video taped like this.
>>27167774
> when dyel tries to lift a girl
>>27169741
Most of r9k goes to fit and is most likely not obese.
Why you may ask? because we're insecure faggots. Now fuck off my board normieroach before I spray you with my piss bottles
>>27168638
would you be able to post it?
>>27167841
If those were the store clerks/security then they did the shittiest job ever. How do those hover boards even work anyway? Seem like the kind of thing you could fall off easily
>>27169704
>white man
Not many know this anon, but that's actually a girl.
>>27168487
Yeah there's no way he's not dead
>>27169741
I hate the burst everyone's bubble but justin wong has this fucked up leg condition which is why he gets off stage like that, not because he's a fat cunt
>>27169741
He has a health condition.
It's not just "he's fat", he's actually disabled.
>>27169831
no shitoriginaru
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58c_1458019390
>it's suicide :(
>>27169741
That guy was the world champion of Capcom vs SNK 2 at one point. He's still one of the best players in the current games.
>>27169995
Like that means shit, he's just a fat guy struggling to get off a ledge
>>27170059
It does mean something. He makes his living playing video games, and is generally considered a big shot by the people he associates with. How are you doing?
>>27170135
#asspained
>>27170150
You're asspained?
Oh that's so unfortunately :(
>>27167841
I can walk without moving my legs so I deserve this alcohol free
>>27169995
Who cares. I bet he'd trade whatever that's worth for the ability to go up and down a set of stairs.
>>27169741
pls someone post the image of his legs
>>27170164
No you're asspained
#rekt
>>27167841
Dindu Vader
rsfgdfg
>>27170330
Is always easy to spot newfags because they make /b/ tier shit posts like this
>>27167774
did she died? if not it wasn't funny
>>27168530
It's a nigger, why are you even asking?
>>27169849
There's something WONG with his leg???
what the fuck, op
no one asked to see your first kiss
>>27167885
this girl is still my waifu.
Anyone ever find out who she was?
>>27168487
This one's even better with sounds. Hundreds of hysterical britbong roasties screaming as one.
>>27170391
#rektandwontletitgo
>>27170368
Also video is a whole lot better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXI9AzePHvE
>>27167885
My fucking hero.
>>27170542
leave r9k please.
i think i was in this thread but it might just be a random save
>>27167841
>time_travelling_niggers
That's amazing. The future of petty theft.
>>27170793
Had my 30th couple of days ago. Spent it eating KFC and binging House of Cards Season 4
Parents didn't give a fuck
>>27170793
Fucking shit parents.
It's their fault for his condition as they clearly failed in the whole parenting part of raising a kid.
Fuck those parents.
>>27170863
Happy Birthday, anon.
Original post, donut steel.
>>27167774
i hope she was seriously hurt from that
otherwise i can imagine she probably just laughed it off like "oh chad, that was so funny"
>>27170897
theyre obviously both smashed so i doubt either of them felt a thing
>>27170897
Looks like it's just one of those generic folding plastic tables, she's probably fine.
>>27169799
>Most of r9k goes to fit
no
>>27170535
>Happened in France
Nice try, retard
>>27167885
Fuck this racist. I hope he got life in prison for his racist attack.
>>27170216
Googled and no hits. Found this though...
http://www.justinwong.com.au/total-hip-replacement-melbourne.html
>>27170511
Best webm lTT
>>27171693
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>>27169741
This is why he did that
He's fat but he also had a bad leg condition that month
>>27169722
You will break your relationship by being autistic as fuck and you will only care once it's too late.
>>27170885
This is why r9k of delusional
>>27167885
>"origins of apartheid"
>>27170951
man i should use this too
>>27170793
>because I like paprika chips
He's mentally a child
>>27167841
How do you control those things?
>>27169722
he meant that when you get a gf you will ruin your relationship accidentally because you're stupid
>5 hours later
>>27170814
remember to lock your car doors at night.
topkek
women part 1
women part 2
women part 3 betafag editionthis one is not ylyl
>>27172849
This is just disgusting. The way he bows his head submissively as he is being cucked.
>>27172874
saddest shit ever
It's very hard to comprehend what goes inside his head, he is so desperate for affection he would rather share his woman rather than have a monogamous relationship.... this will be the standard in a few years....
>>27172849
>That San Francisco logo on her backpack
And they thought I wouldn't notice
>>27169819
honestly when you're on them it takes a second to adjust but it's a pretty natural movement
when i visited home for the holidays my little brother had one and let me give it a shot, hardest bit is getting over bumps /turning
>>27172849
god this never fails to trigger me
>>27170885
This is why I always come back here, the mental gymnastics you all make to try and justify your lifestyle and blame other for it are funny as hell.
>>27172849
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>>27172874
You realize the first guy is gay right?
>>27172971
Wait another half hour and reply again and you might get a lot of (You)s.
>>27170885
>blaming your problems on anyone but yourself
stay delusional friend
>>27172976
So the guy holding her is her gay friend, and the guy she kisses is her bf??
... to me it looks like she has a very open relationship
A>>27172995
Other way around
The guy she walks off with is her bf and she kissed the gay guy.
>>27167774
lost desu senpai
>>27172896
Obviosly hes no chad
>>27172817
How could anyone fall this hard? When I actually do trip and can't catch myself, I fall in a decent manner. But this girl falls straight on her stomach and sprawled out..
>>27172990
.... well he has a point, parents play a pivotal role in the psychology and upbringing of a kid/young adult.....
If the parents are bad people it's not always a sure thing that the kid will turn out a bad person himself, but it's very likely....
>>27167885
This is how I imagine american high school
>>27173010
that seems... very unlikely i don't think gay guys like to get kissed by girl----- friends
that's just weird, unless he is a fake faggot or pretends to be BI because it's hip and cool
>>27173020
Obviously
>>27173050
Gay guys kiss their female friends all the times.
T. Faggot
>>27173062
Not like that, that looked like an intimate kiss not something friends do
t. the finnish memes are here
>>27169799
Lol no. Most of /r9k/ are NEETs who don't leave the house. How are they gonna get /fit/ if they won't even go to the gym or get a job to buy a home gym?
>>27171856
Arrrrgh, what the fuck!?
>>27173079
>tiny peck on the lips
>intimate kiss
>>27173087
>he thinks you need a gym to be fit
I'm literally LMAOing at you.
>>27173113
>muh bodyweight exercises
Enjoy never accomplishing any real strength
>>27173113
>he thinks you can get fit by sitting on your ass all day and doing a couple pushups
Lolno you silly child. You'll look DYEL forever.
>>27173125
>>27173129
>projecting the fact that you sit on your ass all day on others
LITERALLY
LMAOING
@
YOURE
LIFE
vghfhtghfgh
>>27171856
Did they ever figure out what this shit was?
>>27173125
>Enjoy never accomplishing any real strength
Bodyweight exercises gives you functional strength, unlike weightlifting. Get fucked. I'll be leaving this thread forever so don't bother responding :)
>>27173207
>functional strength
>>27173207
>>27173146
>What is powerlifting
>What is strongman
You must be a retard to think that ANY calisthenics fag will have more functional strength than a weightlifter.
>>27173217
who cares lol what do you need strength for
>>27167774
>black guy comes in to save the day
Just waiting for whitey to slip up and cuck him.
>>27169849
That's Marn not Wong
>>27173217
you heard it here boys, whats the point of ceasing to be a landwhale if you're not going to be a power lifter.
>>27167839
Holy fuck Anon. My sides are on their way to Mark Watney
>>27170951
jesus...that is so autistic you cannot even make this shit up
>>27173105
it feels unnecessary for their kind of relationship especially when the beta cuck is right there.... like isn't it uncomfortable even for the gay guy to do such a thing??
Are they that retarded??
>>27173276
The coming apocalypse?
>>27172896
poor kid he probably ment nothing by it and he was just have a knee jerk reaction to where her face was so close.
>>27170951
>Flirty: I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!
Holy fucking shit. Where was this posted, /v/?
This makes me want to kill myself.
>>27173190
Zombies, m8
>>27172193
>>27172971
>>27172990
While it is ultimately their own faults for being failures the parents are the ones who made them what they were. They were probably coddled too much as children and their parents never decided to actually force them to get a job. Sure it is nice not having to get a job at 18 and letting your parents pay for you to go to college but at the end of the day being forced to work and being forced to face adversity is what makes you into a functional human being.
Put simply robots shouldn't blame the parents but the parents should still blame themselves.
>>27170951
I CAN'T BREATHE MY SIDES
>>27168929
based sheboons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GtsOisGmBM
>>27173165
why do they have to make such annoying faces? it makes me mad.
>womyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERnQQnaVEPA
>>27173403
>not wanting to hypothetically tentacle rape your crush
beta detected
>>27170793
I've felt fucking awful all day and this made me laugh, thanks anon.
>>27173105
The very fact that kissing other dudes is accepted in the relationship, even if they are gay dudes, opens the door for her to act unfaithfully in the future.
It is a complete train wreck in the making. The fact that he is just submissively bowing his head in shame makes it worse. There is no relationship here, only a future keking.
>>27167839
I already lost
>>27167839
topfuckingkek based anon fampai desu
>>27169831
Nah he was drunk so he didn't feel any of it and is making a full recovery
>>27170793
>I got fired because I brought my own paprika to work and tried to sprinkle it into random packets because I like paprika chips and wanted some more on the supermarket shelves
Holy Fuck
This guy's autism knows no bounds
>>27170793
Fucking hell, that was half a month ago? Seems like yesterday.
>>27172849
>>27172874
>>27172925
>>27172976
>>27172961
>>27172976
>>27172995
>>27173010
>>27172896
>>27172976
fucking retards its obviously on the cheek
jesus christ you faggots are blind
>>27174897
Check your able-eyed privilege
>>27173047
It's honestly kind of like that in inner city schools. That white kid probably got the shit kicked out of him(her?) later by a bunch of goons.
>>27167885
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
>>27173675
Most robots here were autists from the start, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
>>27169741
This is the shit that makes street fighter tournaments.
>>27172817
>throwing the popcorn
>>27169684
Fake. Look at where the hammer hits and where the damage is
>>27175118
Look at him, he ain't even trying, that asian level boss!
>>27169741
I'm that fat and I don't flail around like that. I would have just jumped. Wtf?
>>27168487
That normie won't be lolsorandum xD any more.
>>27172801
ROFL that gif just got better and better
>>27168487
ahaha vive la france llol aller salut le pekno
normies at it again
>>27169741
is that justin wong or not?
>>27176225
WHAT DID THEY THINK WOULD HAPPEN?
>>27176257
no it's another guy
>>27176266
something EPIC
>>27169741
>people think it's Jwong
it's fucking Marn, some fat pos that places top 8 every so often but never 1
Dude wears a neck inflation device to help him hold up his head, he's just a fat lazy fuck
>>27176225
how fucking stupid you have to be to think thats a good idea?
>>27173047
>>27174958
Can confirm. Went to a school with a bunch of blacks.
You know how liberals love those images that are like "No one is BORN racist"? Yeah, no shit, they BECOME racist after having to spend time around niggers.
>>27173298
you mean pick up whats left of a used and broken woman and then post on a tibetian cave painting forum how he "cucked" some guy
>>27169819
yeah you can imagine the hoverboards where too easy for the shoplifter to fall off, if the security pulled him off holding those cans, it could of pretty easily injured him and he'd of been able to sue
>>27176225
One of them died and the other fucked his back up iirc
>>27176225
>>27176266
>>27176299
The guy who hit the ground second actually died
>>27176508
I can bet on who died.
>>27172849
The gay one looks qt as fuck.
>>27176543
ugh
>tfw he kinda looks like me when I was an awkward teen.
>>27176565
Are you still qt though?
>>27176586
I consider myself more handsome now than cute, but I have been called "so pretty" by girls so I guess I am.
Am slightly androgenous, but not femboy tier.
>>27176615
How old are you now anon? Do you like benis? This is pure curiosity, not trying to get anything out of you.
>>27176127
the gif that keeps on giving
>>27170951
>I prefer a womanhole
>He should use that for sitting
>Maybe you could put your box in the hair haha
>That will kill some sealife
>>27176751
21, and I'm bi-curious. And no 4chan did not make me bi or anything I've been curious forever.
>>27174735
I wouldn't blame shit like that on the parents
>>27169741
The ultrachen reaction at the end always kills me
>>27174054
>stingrays don't have stingers
>they're rare
>>27173165
Is Trump finally in office?
This anime looks very real
>>27174054
>YOU PROBABLY EAT FISH
>I do
>THEN GET OUT OF HERE YOURE NOT FROM CALIFORNIA
just think anons, if we went out and socialized we could get a fine upstanding gf like this
>>27170793
what the fuck, felt like days ago I was reading this in my bed
>>27167774
fucking cuck can't even lift a woman. if i had his chance i woudn't fail.
>>27173087
The stereotypical NEET obese neckbeard shit does not apply to robots. In fact there are probably far more normies like this than there are robots.
Most robots are skellington, skinnyfat or modestly fit wageslaves and this has been proven in various polls.
>>27179548
Sure you wouldn't big guy
>>27176225
I want to see that top view video that guy was recording
>>27167841
>R2 DinDu
actually kekd
thanks anon
>>27172801
Fucking sea serpent.
>>27173026
pretty sure it was a meme at one point for normies to record their friends making janitors' lives hell as they purposely make the biggest commotion while tripping as some sort of faux reverse "i toooootally didn't mean to do that but i did XDDD" humor.
>>27173400
It was a planned part of the dance, she knew it was coming, she still freaked out cos it was her first kiss.
>tfw feel sorry for the kid when people don't know the context
>>27169741cheeseburgers with bacon
>>27170793
>I got fired because I brought my own paprika to work and tried to sprinkle it into random packets because I like paprika chips and wanted some more on the supermarket shelves.
No one is this autistic, the story is made up.
>>27172896
I can feel his anguish. Holy fuck that's brutal
>>27173129
>he fell for the get big meme
"Getting big" is impossible without being a roid pussy which is only justifiable if you're competitive.
The size of your body is 80% genetics friendo.
>>27170793
>have never seen their only son have a job at 30
>1 job in 11 years at 32
am i just retarded?
>>27168487
>his fedora falling off
top kek
>>27175243
still works, the glass shatters
>>27176225
DaSII fall damage.webm
>>27173010
>implying it makes any difference if my gf would kiss a gay or straight guy
THE PROBLEM IS SHE IS KISSING SOMEONE ELSE
>>27181666
>unknown !ctAeRdFAkI
>666
lucifer confirmed tripfag
>>27167885
Holy shit that is one ballsy robot, shaquina must have had a head injury.
>>27176524
sauce? oc
>>27169855
as if that makes it any less funny
>>27167774
man even if I had a gf I can't imagine ever kissing her like that in public
like grabbing her ass and all
jeez
>>27169799
You're just plain wrong my dude
>>27167885
I remember seeing an edit of this where it shows her spine in mortal kombat style breaking
>>27181813
>>27176524
I remember the article in russian or whatever language. first guy broke his ass literally, and the second guy had some really bad brain trauma/broken back and probably died lol
>>27173165
>lol cute and random
Annoying
>>27174054
>they don't have stingers
>>27172976
getting cucked by a HOMOSEXUAL. even fucking worse
>>27174054
spanish translation of what cammer asked
>hey don't you have a fishing license
>yeah
>why don't' you take it
>(something I can't understand) they're going to fight
I do not know what this webm will be
>>27182226
Please delete that, my gf doesn't want her pictures online anymore
>>27182226
what a qthurr durr original comment
>>27182226
what a qt
ronpaulcomment
>>27182563
>>27182561
wew. what the fuck lad. that's creepy
>>27182561
>>27182563
fucking 3s apart what r u a wizard
>>27182561
>>27182563
qt-mind
>>27182577
>>27182581
qts rip apart the fragments of time and space
she's like a black hole
>>27182226
She's so fucking cute, I want to break something.
cam whore site OC
last one of these, i wish i could witness more stuff on there but i just dont find any of the grils attractive anymore
all porn has become nothing for me
>>27182468
That is good, because it is a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6mVRBYfo-4
>>27169741
ahhahahahaha le all 4channers are obese neckbeards meme!
>>27171856
looks like vasculitis. that shit is bad.
>>27170614
i love how he just goes back to playing the guitar like it was just a regular occurrence that he would choke slam some bitch at his concert
>>27181581
he's not saying that was the day of his 30th bday, he was asking fellow 30+ NEET's how they celebrated their 30th and then green texted his story. the whole thing is made up most likely of course.
>>27168929
>Uploaded in 2011
>"MY GRANMUMA WAS 104 SHE DIED THIS YEAR SHE WAS A SLAVE"
>slavery
>in 1907
>>27170863
I don't understand why people get KFC. then again the grocery store where I live has a really nice bbq half chicken meal that I get sometimes, so maybe I'm just spoiled regarding chicken.
>>27181581
>"how did your 30th birthday go"
>story about 30th birthday
>"I am 32 now"
>>27170951
>*do not do this*
Lost hard
>>27168561
tons of people with dark skin, i would say you're right
>>27181852
This man has the life I genuinely want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSsuZC6vEg
