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would you trade 20 iq points for a 10inch penis
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would you trade 20 iq points for a 10inch penis
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>>27165065
Not big enough

Make it 12 and you have a deal
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No

On an philosophy of mind level I would be concerned if the self I am would actually cease to exist if I lost 20 IQ
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lol hell no
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>>27165065
Never. Ever. Nope. Nao. Non. Nein
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>>27165065
Can I trade in my 10 inch penis for 20 IQ points? I could turn myself from a typical STEM grad student into a Nobel laureate tier researcher.
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>>27165065

That a lot of IQ points.

So, no. Being retarded isn't a good trade off for a big dick.
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hard mode: would you trade 20 IQ points to become a woman?
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>>27165153
Literally this, it's why cuckold fetishist exist.

>I'm so smart but have a tiny penis
>I'll let my gf cheat on me with Chad thunder cock it's ok.
>It's ok.
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>>27165192
That's easy mode.
I'd trade in 100 IQ points, because if I'm a half decent looking woman why the fuck would I need them?
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>>27165192
I would trade 40 to become a woman..
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>>27165065
no, my 6 inches seem to work just fine.
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>>27165192
That's unspecific.

Trade in 10 IQ points to become a plain jane

20 IQ points to be fuckable

30 IQ points to be cute

40 to be stacy

50 to become a Victoria's Secret model

60 to become a 2D waifu
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I would trade in 10 IQ points for a 5 inch penis
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>>27165192
Yes. I'd do it, easily.
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no actually . my dicks not micropenis level and besides a little inadequacy when watching porn my sex life doesnt suffer from that, more from horrible self esteem and anxiety
but if i was dumber with a bigger dick life would be objectively better. ive heard serious tales of big dicked gentleman with gf's that can't handle it, tell em to go slow, dont want them in all the way, blah blah blah blah blah.
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>>27165222
>>27165227
>>27165268
harder mode: 20 IQ points but you're probably a 3/10
nightmare mode: 35 IQ points but you're guaranteed to be a 6/10
hell mode: 45 IQ points and you're a guaranteed 9/10 or higher but you have no clitoris as it was circumcised at birth
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>Have a 130 IQ
In a heart beat.
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>>27165295
Nigga I just said I'd do it fuck I just want to be a cute little girl! FUCK
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>>27165295
45. I don't know my IQ though. I hope it's high enough. If I'm going to be a potato that can't even move because my IQ is so low, there's no point because I won't even be sentient. 35 is also worth it.

being 3/10 is never worth it.
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>>27165300
Tfw 150 IQ. I am you without having to trade in the penis.
>>27165065
IQ isn't even linear, it's a percentile. You can trade it in the same way you can inches.
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>>27165328
>probably gonna have an IQ below 60
>can't experience sexual pleasure
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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>>27165349
>IQ isn't even linear,
...so the difference between 100 and 120 is bigger than the difference between 120 and 140?
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>>27165300
roger operated at the meta level
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>>27165217

A smart person would know better than to let himself be cucked.
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>>27165295
I'd take an IQ test and if it's 135 or higher I'd do the 35. Otherwise I wouldn't bother. Being a hot chick is useless if you're retarded and can't cum. And being a 3/10 chick is worse than being a 3/10 man.
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>>27165386
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Holy shit that's a good one.
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>>27165227
>inb4 "no anon, my iq is 154. :^)"
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>>27165372
In terms of real world ability, definitely. Extra IQ points over 130 aren't going to make you better at cleaning dishes or managing retards.

In terms of academic ability, it's geometric. However, the reason there are more people with IQ 145 with Nobel prizes than 160 is that 160 is 43 times rarer. However, someone with an IQ of 160 probably isn't 43 times or more likely to win a Nobel prize.
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>>27165295
Only 5% of the people on this board can afford to lose 20IQ points.
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>>27165416

Prove me wrong, dingaling.
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>>27165433
btw excuse my grammar. I've had 20 beers
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>>27165458
No anon it is you who needs to prove yourself.
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>>27165433
I'm too stupid to read this graph properly, is this demonstrating diminishing returns / leveling out between q1/q2?
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>>27165493
The likelihood is getting higher and higher and so is the rate of change

More than 50% of kids with an IQ of 175 end up getting doctorates
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>>27165486

Nope, the balls in your court since you started it.
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>>27165065
Depends if i get fucked by a ten incher or i grow ten inch
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>>27165517
looks like under 40%
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>>27165349
Shietttt I bet this nigga can solve the capt chas in like 2 seconds flat.
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>>27165065
10 inches is too big, never be able to go balls deep.
7.5 TBQH is the perfect size.
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>>27165192
Whats the difference

Ori
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>>27165548
on the graph yea

In the SMPY paper the percentage was even more ridiculous
>>27165562
I solve them without the prompt
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>>27165626
(that's actually the joke)
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>>27165065
I would trade 5 iq for an extra inch
(from 7 to 8)
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>>27165065
fuckin why would i tried 20 iq points to get an extra half inch?
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>>27165065
So the general ethos of the question is: would you give away some of your intelligence if it meant you could hand-craft your physical body to look more attractive. The only correct answer to this question is yes. Being a dumb, good looking ignoramus is actually the best possible life. Intelligence is a fucking curse. If you are intelligent, you are able to see this shit world for what it truly is, notice all of the problems and the disgusting habits of humanity that will continue forever, and realize you are powerless to change any of it. Dumb people are blissfully ignorant and don't see any of the world's problems and aren't smart enough to care anyway. They don't get mad about how Clinton is a popular candidate in the United States; dumb people probably even like her. Dumb people don't care that 50% of animals have gone extinct in the past 200 years; they don't understand statistics and they don't know any animals besides the staple African animals + squirrels, dogs, and cats. Dumb people don't understand that god doesn't exist; they are satisfied by dumb religions that aren't even internally consistent, but preach eternal happiness and justice. I wish I could be fucking stupid, it really is a huge blessing. None of the intelligent people I know are happy, and in fact, most of them are clinically depressed.
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>>27165192
as in i get 20?
i wouldn't trade brains for anything.
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>>27165065

I'm not intelligent enough to achieve anything anyway. I might as well go full retard. I'd definitely be much happier if I was dumber and also had a giant (and functional) dick. It would probably eliminate most of my self-esteem issues instantly.
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>>27165192

Now that's a tough call.
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>>27165520
>balls

Slipped a little did you? Are you a cuckold aficionado?
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>>27165802
Why is everyone on this board a transfag?
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>>27165255
I'd trade in 30 points easy. I'd still be way above 100, so no fear of being retarded and being a qt 3.14 can help you get way more than being a Stacy.
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>>27165863
A better question is why aren't you?

You some kinda fag?
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>>27165065
No way I would have an IQ of like 55 if I did that.
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>>27165924
Because my family grew up in an area free of human pollution without xenoestrogens in our water supply.
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10 inches is too big and painful for all but the loosest roasties.'
If you want a more balanced thread, ask about 10 IQ points for 1 inch.
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>>27166253
1' penis or 1'+?
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>>27165734
Don't beat yourself up too much, you're already retarded.
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If it included some sort of reincarnation where I have the lower iq and a big dong I would. I would not if I had to go from who I am now to something else while retaining the memories of being a borderline savant.
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Instantly. Every test I took I was around 130 IQ. Gonna take mensa test this year. Had no trouble understanding phsysics, chemistry, maths and went to national competitions in those subjects and won awards. Still failed out of university because I have a small dick.
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i'd give 5 IQ points for 1 inch of girth, maybe even 10 points for 2 inches of girth.

fuck i want a thicker cock.
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>suble racebaiting
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Only if it's attached to a qt bf
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>>27167475
>2016
>still falling for the BBC meme
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>>27167528
>meme
>all for-female sections of every porn site is filled with BLACKED
>majority of women on dating sites explicitly state L4N
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>>27165065
Sure
I have an IQ of 130 supposedly
Losing 20 would just make me fall in the normal range
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>>27165065
Definitely, an IQ of 70 or so can't be that bad.
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>>27165065
No, because I would still be a virgin probably.
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>>27165107
This

Origami
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I knew this thread would bring out the IQ bragfags.
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>>27165192
yeah but dont you lose 20 IQ points when you become a woman anyway?
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>>27165192

Would I still be ugly? And would I experience gender dysphoria, or would my brain adjust as well?
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I'm in mensa and have an 8 inch dick

to be honest i'd trade 20 iq points to be 6'2, plus i wouldn't have the constant urge to suppress my racing thoughts all the time chemically
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If I lost that much I think I'd be literally retarded.
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>>27165192
Yes, without hestitation.
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>>27165065

Probably. I could be a porn star then, and what could be better than fucking beautiful women all day, erry day, in every hole in every manner you want, while also being dumb.

Plus I have a 115 I.Q., so I'd only be barely below average.
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>>27165065
I would trade my penis for more iq points
Fuck, I don't even want this thing
Or any kind of reproductive organs for that matter
Or a body at all, really
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>>27165192
without a second thought
i may be an average inteligence person right now, but i do fuck all with that, so if i lost it i wouldn't actually be losing anything usefull.
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>>27165065
No but I'd pay a stupid amount of money to be able to fuck Remy/have Remy my sex slave for a hour or 3.
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>>27168938
this, I'm already dumb as a rock
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No, I barely get by with the little IQ that I currently have.
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>>27167609
>implying "women" with accounts on porn sites aren't just cucks that steal fb pictures from eastern european girls.
Also L4N?
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I'm probably only of average intellect, sporting a roughly average sized penis.
I'd rather not end up with well below average intellect to the point where I probably can't even speak coherently, in exchange for getting a penis that in terms of size would only be favourable with a niche part of women (AKA the sizequeens) and if I were to make porn videos, all the while causing issues with the average woman in terms of sex.
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>>27165192
I wouldn't even choose to become a woman without losing anything, so no.
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