I DON'T WANT TO WORK
I JUST WANT TO SIT INSIDE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND WATCH ANIME AND LISTEN TO MUSIC AND MAKE FOOD AND MASTURBATE AND ENJOY THINGS ON MY TERMS
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WOOOORK
I WOULD BECOME A SISSY MAID SLAVE IF IT MEANT I NEVER HAD TO WORK AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
>tfw this has been posted before
Have you tried being rich?
I DON'T WANNA WORKI WANNA BANG ON ME DRUM ALL DAY
All of those things only exist because other people worked hard to make them
You can't just take
>tfw super hairy male
>tfw allergic to own hair
>mfw allergies take all motivation/strength away from me and i just lay on me bed awake sneezing me head off
>it seems death has skipped me again
i get it.
I don't mind working
But I hate getting to it, if I could just teleport myself to my work life would be perfect
nobody does OP
especially me
BACK TO WORK ANON OR ELSE
>>27142191
DO IT
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THE 9 TO 5 GRIND
>8 HOURS A DAY
>40 HOURS A WEEK
>2080 HOURS A YEAR
>FOR 30+ YEARS
>>27142226
BUT SISSYS DONT GET TO DO WHAT THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN TERMS. THEY LISTEN TO THEIR BIG SISTER AT ALL TIMES.
Become NEET
Commentus orginalis
>>27142390
as long as my owner cares about me and doesn't make me work and lets me have a laptop with anime and music on it, I'll allow foreign objects in my asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>>27142390
Sauce? Dammit I got cockblocked by the robot. Please overlord see this as original
>>27141890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMv2tcWm0pg
>>27142448
Deal. Original comment
>>27142435
not viable unless you have a wealthy family or you don't care about being an enormous burden to your parents
contrary to what NEET/wagecuck threads might imply, NEETs make pennies from welfare, like 700 bucks a month tops and get hounded by government workers making sure they're looking for a job etc etc
the NEET life is shit unless you're a trust fund baby, and if you're rich then you were already set no matter how you live
is anyone else sick of all these huge brands in our face every day? i wish they'd just die. friggin m&m's, mcdonalds, coca-cola, all garbage-products and all aggressively advertised everywhere. people f*ckin dancing around and sh*t clanking coca-cola bottles like it's the greatest thing ever. coke's even gonna come out with an ad defending aspartame. aspartame, for f*cks sake. let's all stand up and say NO to the trash. NO to sh*tty food. next halloween let's SHUN twix. SHUN snickers. let them know we're informed, diligent consumers now and we're not just gonna take what's being spoonfed to us through the mkultra mind-control media. hallelujah.
>>27142481
Beg for it, sissy.
>want to be a NEET
>don't want to be alone
>>27142514
Wagie propaganda in full effect
>>27142558
I'll make sure you're not alone, anon
Thank goodness. I'm a pathetic virgin loser autist that can't even hold a conversation on the internet but I'm going to be shitting money in about 5 years or so.
I fantasized about it for a while but now that I know people like you exist I have some hope.
In about 5 years there will be a fresh new batch of effeminate xenoestrogenized sissies ready anyhow.
I guess I can look forward to having a sissy twink concubine. I hear you people don't age so we'll though. And I have serious doubts about your faithfulness.
>>27142769
as long as you're nice and respectful I will be faithful, I'm terrified of abandonment
>>27142798
No this will be some shounen maid kuro kun shit.just kidding
I've been fantasizing at work about soliciting qts to be my "maid" etc for the past week or so but seeing as offering to take care of someone in exchange for BP is a more realistic idea than I thought I wonder how I'll even find someone I like. I guess I'll just make a thread on 4chan/8.
Honestly I could do it right now but I'm too insecure about basically making someone my wife and finding a suitable candidate that isn't crazy or slutty or something like that, i want something that'll last so I'm not doing the same thing over every five years just because you got horny and I was at work or some other crazy shit.
We'll just have too see. I feel like I'm just gonna end up with someone, because idealism doesn't really work out in the real world. I might end up just taking what I can get, I am an autistic friendless virgin after all.
>>27141836
>I WOULD BECOME A SISSY MAID SLAVE IF IT MEANT I NEVER HAD TO WORK AGAIN
This made me groan pretty hard.
>>27141836
>I DON'T WANT TO WORK
how long have you been a NEET anon
after a few years you start to not mind the idea of working because life is misery anyway and work would be at least a different kind of misery
>>27143424
It's not as bad of a life as people make it out to be. Although I'd never be a slave to a male, and women don't really want that kind of thing.
>>27141836
You work, and you get to live and do the fun stuff. That's how life works. Drop out if you don't like it.
>>27142104
That hasn't stopped corporations.
>>27142104
>what are robots
wageslaves have been lied to, we have the technology to eliminate the need for work in ten years
>>27144319
>we have the technology to eliminate the need for work in ten years
And what do you think is going to happen? Everyone will live like kings?
No. The elite will live like kings. The poor will starve.
I just want to be a lazy piece of shit. I don't have any passion for anything that could be considered "productive". I just want to laze around forever.
>>27144420
I know the feeling.
But I also get incredibly lonely. I want to laze around with a friend. But no one wants to be friends with a bum.
