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roll for your qt jailfu gf
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I don't always roll but, this looks well made and seems gud...

I'll even post a short story about our adventure...
Here go ROLL!
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I-I hope she's nice...
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>>27051978
I would like to roll on this image, my kind sir
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Roll, I want Jillian, such a qt
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>tfw no qt jailfu to take home
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>>27051978
Elizabeth plz
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Rollorigami
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Roll threads belong on /b/.
Go back there.
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>>27051978
originally rolling originally
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>>27051978
Rollin for Juliana joyrider
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>>27052134
Ugh, you can have mine.... anybody
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>>27051978
why not lets do it op......
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Rolling for Wilda

Fuck the robot
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Hopefully murder. That's hot shit
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>>27052140
just trying to spread the pic so that it can be used to derail "fembot" threads
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>>27051978
Rolling for arianne she's a qt
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>>27052177
Holy fuck yes

I am lucky today
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>>27051978
ruulan
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ive been to jail, im not going BACK
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>>27051978
Shit id be happy with most of these i just want a gf :(
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>>27051978
rollin fer christy
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>>27051978
alright, check this out
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Hopefully I roll some assault or battery because I'd love for someone to beat me up, verbally or physically.
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Now I want a criminal waifu.
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>>27052049
>Cassie and I move to the Arizona Desert,
>Committing old fashioned highway robbery, the old fashioned way.
>I get money,
>She beats them to death,
>We ride off into sunset after stealing a bank truck..
>next week she dies due to poisoning.
>Its mystery.

I polluted her tampon chute
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>>27052257
Sometimes I think I might need to go to jail to really give me a wakeup call and get my life together. It might make me less afraid of the world by comparison too which would be a plus. I can't force myself to do anything. The government can though. Too bad I'm too lazy and depressed to commit any crimes at the moment.
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>>27051978
End me now
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>tfw Victoria will never stalk and threaten you
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Qgggg
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>>27051978
>Arianne 4-6
Entrepreneurial spirit.
>Renee
Close with her family.

Gimme one of them.
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>>27052342
if you go to jail you will never have a normal job again
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Rollin for Catherine
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>>27052364
>shitty drunk driver
Worst girl, at least give me the necromancer.
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>>27051978
rollin for mai jailfu
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Lol this is pretty hot
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>>27051978
rolololololololl
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>>27051978
rolling for wilda desu
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>illegal twerk

what did they mean by this
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>>27051978
Role
Fuck the robot
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>>27051978
Yoroll
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I need a good onee-san~! :3
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>>27051978
And with this post I summon the roll
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>>27051978
I hope I get a nice one, lol at the ones pulling faces. They're all cute though I'll give you that. gimme dat lil alien
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>>27052603
UMMMMM I GOT CHENELLE AND SHE'S THE ONE I DIDN'T WANT, SHE LOOKS LIKE A BASIC BITCH ARE WE ALLOWED TO ROLL AGAIN?
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>>27052066
You fucked up mate, desu senpai baka
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Gimme dat Renee
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>>27052753
FUCK YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS.
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>>27051978
the cake iz a lei!!1
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>>27051978
rolllsdadsjjkod rollvf
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Pls be Rosario. She seems nice.
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>>27051978
gimme a cutie!
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>>27051978
roll for Linda or Juliana
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rolling for a qtp2t jailfu.
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They're all disgusting all hags
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>>27051978
i dont want any of them
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>>27053079
i dont want her
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>>27053101
i dont want her either
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>>27051978
fuck this robot i cannot stand having to make up words that are technically non-gibberish but still don't mean anything just so i can roll or post a picture
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>>27053124
i want her least
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>>27053148
NO NO NO NO I DONT FUCKING WANT HER
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>>27051978
Rolling for a purified soul
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>>27053169
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK
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Prease be my rucky star
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>>27051978
okay fuck it i'm rolling dfsafdfds
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damn all these alpha Stacey's in jail.

this is like the reverse of women liking guys that go to prison.
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>82-84

Will Kay laugh at my tiny penis
>plz
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elizabeth pls
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>>27051978
>two correct answers for a 23 roll
Rolling anyway
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>>27051978
Juliana would be nice
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>>27053234

Juliana are you fucking kidding me

Where did these come from anyway? The pictures.
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henry rollins

original as fuck
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>>27051978

go to jail, pupper
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loooooooooolllll

half of these arent even that bad

here's my roll
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BALLIN larry
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re roll I aint takin no niggas
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Here goes nothing desu...
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GODDAMMIT WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING NIGGER DUBS
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Rolling rolls royce
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Blue haired jailfu get
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>>27051978
rollatoni
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>>27053455
rolleroni, don't give me the niggs again
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rollin rollin rollin rollin keep on rollin rollin rollin rollin keep on rollin rollin rollin...
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Anyone is fine.
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>>27051978
Rosario or Aspecia!
Please come to me!
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>>27053500
Except that one. Reroll
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>>27051978
Rollhahshshhe
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>>27051978
Heroin qt plz
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>>27053500
>>27053521
You already said anyone senpai
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rolleronei
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R O L L F O R S O U L S
O
L
L

F
O
R

S
O
U
L
S
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>>27053616
AHHH FACKIN' BOOLE
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>no qt black girl
Why bother.
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ROLLLLLLLERINONNOO !!!

BEST WAIFU, HERE I CUM!!
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>>27053667
DAMNIT. SO CLOSE TO HAVING RUSSEL TEACH ME TO STEAL SOULS!!
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Ronald.... Be my lover........$;$4@/!&4!3&

MMA
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>>27051978
Pls be someone qt
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>>27051978

>illegal twerk

Is this a thing?
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BloxRollBloxRoll
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ROLL sakdjhfajlkshdflsadkjfhds
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>>27051978
what the hell it's not like I'll ever meet them
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FOLLOW THE ELEPHANT!!! ROLLIN
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NORMIES GET OUT etc etc...
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>>27052132
good choice, eliza is a pretty name
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>>27051978
Plz be Juliana
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>>27051978
Make her obsess over me to the point she'll pull a knife on me if I even think about not cumming inside.
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jailfu rolrolrorlorloraonlonasl

originiiialellelele
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>>27051978
gods of the numbers pls gimme Arianne and/or Elizabeth
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Rolandooooooooo

Blox Blox jjhhvjkuuygvvdsw
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>>27051978
oh well, we'll see where this roll gets me.
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>>27051978
Rolling. Not checking out the chicks until i get my number.
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ricked
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trollin' xD
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>>27051978
I never get Raquel
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Chantelle please
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>>27051978
Maybe I'll learn how to reap souls
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>>27051978
something origonal
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>concerned with lack of black women
>decide to do some searching
>5'-5'8"
>0-150lbs
>black female
>everyone looks like shit
>would probably go for 1/20 and I don't even consider myself picky
>decide to check out white
>would probably go for half. Some are straight up OP quality

Can someone help me find ok looking black women?
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/appcommon/searchall.asp?Action=Find&SexOffOnly=0
They're simply missing. Pic related is best I've found out of 50.

I'm rapidly understanding why blacks are so obsessed over white women.
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>>27054216
Also a lot of them just look like men pretty much.
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I'll have a Rebekah, plz
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anime is not very entertaining
roll3in
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>>27054216
Oh yeah and stick to supervised/absconded.
>Qt slav
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>>27054216
Got this.
And you're right anon. White girls who do crime seem prettier.
What does
>UTTER FORGED INSTRUMENT1
Mean?
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>>27051978
Wanna be lesbian raped guis
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rollin hi mat
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>>27051978
Let's pray for best waifu!!!
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>>27054433
Just slit mt throat now.
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c'mon baby
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COMMMMMMMMEE ON QT
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With my shitty luck I'll get Russell
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>>27054649

Fuck me, I wish it was him
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>>27051978
please god

originial
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>>27051978
Holy shit. Rollin' boys.
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>>27054751
Not bad. Rolling again.
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orginiroll
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rell originaliiityooo
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>>27051978
WHEN I EAT THE ASS IM BLOWING GAS
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>>27051978
lets roll em
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Get rollo
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A bunch of qts and my standards are low. Rolling
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Jailfu gentoo pentoo
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>>27051978
role rolling rolo
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Gimme a good one senpai.
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>>27051978
fuck it
what am i doing with my life
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>>27051978
olenta olenta
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rollio ollio oooo
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idc roll
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>>27051978
Rolllllololollo
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whoever i get ill creampie the fuck outta her
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Please at least be decent desu. I need this
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>>27051978
Rollox
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rolo for jailo waifo
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>>27051978
I love these games. They are fun, but also I might get my soul reaped.
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>>27051978
rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dog or of a man
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>>27051978
I hope I don't get muted
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>>27051978
rolleffffffr
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>>27051978
Alexandera get
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>>27051978
Let's g.
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I am about to roll
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>>27051978
I wonder what I'll get.
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>>27051978
Heil Hitler! Give me best aryan waifu
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>>27051978
Rollan bloxx
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>>27051978
mastermind pls
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Lemme get Ganja girl
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vgfvgfcxdrzxey
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Please don't kill me in my sleep.
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I'm hoping for Russel or Lil alien
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>>27051978
rollin'. always had a thing for crazy girls
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>>27055922
Nevermind, kill me in my sleep. Thx.
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fuck it I'm rolling anywas
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rollAn now
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rolololololol
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>>27051978
I sure do hope she likes d&d!
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Rolleroni rolleroni what's in the pocketoly
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>>27051978
roollling for russel
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rollin for a kek
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>>27055966
kmrn fampai
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>>27051978
Any women who is down with the /ss/ is down with me. Comon' Renee!
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can i still fuck bitches if i don't have any testicles?
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>based
juliana
lauren
rosario
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>>27051978
i am so loney id settle for any of these
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>>27051978
soul reaping sounds fun
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1-3 get
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>>27051978
ori ja nal
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>>27051978
Rolling for gun crazy elizabeth
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>>27051978
Roll for Tyler. I want a yandere qt.
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rolling for a qt prisoner waifu
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>>27051978
Rollerino neighbourino
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Rolling for soul purification.
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>>27051978
ROLLFJIASHIFGIHNGFUIA
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>>27051978
roooolliianno
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>>27051978
Roll holy shit just let me fucking post fuck you hiro
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I hope I get a gud one
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>>27051978
Give me Elizabeth please, I wish to travel to Roanapur with her.
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ROLLERINNOO
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>>27051978
I want a girl to rape me
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Rolling for stalking cutie.
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>You will never bust a girl out of prison

It's like god wants me to fail at fucking everything
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choll
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DBasdhasdbh
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>>27051978
DADDY NEEDS 99
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well because I haven't rolled for enough shit today
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Rolling for roll-off
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Why are the dubs ones so bad?
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tfw no femdom jailfu
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Rooooollllllllin 919e9r9w0w0r044003025
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>>27051978
memeyyham gam
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>>27051978

Fantastic thread idea. Let's see how it goes.
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Might as well ask here. Anyone have more roll charts like OP's pic? There are at least three variants of "roll your gf" that I've always wanted to save but have never been been able to.
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>>27051978

rollin rollin down the moutain
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Give me jail waifu now 3/10
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>>27051978
ayy kappa meme
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>>27057846
.i dont' like that one, give me another
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>>27057870
Another one

[original 3/10
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>>27057899

Alyssa is best qt desu <333333 feelsgoodman
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Aight let's roll bois
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Roll... Hope i get a good girl
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>>27051978
Why not, gives me something to think about tonight
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to see it to the end
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>>27051978

rolling for 00, qreerqe
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Thanks for this opportunity anon, i sure will not mess this up.
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>>27051978
God this brings back memories.

>be 14 y/o (literally 9 years ago jesus christ)
>see thread about qt jailbird penpals
>find one I think is very attractive she was actually average
>send email
>get one back
>time passes eventually be emailing once a day
>knows everything about me, name, family, address
>talk to her till I'm 17
>tells me she's going to be put to death
>cry like I've never cried before
>emails stop
>keep emailing in hopes of a reply
>never get one back
tfw welling up right now. She was the only woman aside from my mother to pay me attention even with my 14 y/o broken English and everything. Life's fucking cruel.
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>>27058150
>he fell for the catfish meme

>lmao broskie, i'm a just go die now. Peace out girl scout :P

>she's dead Q_ Q
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>>27051978
> renee will never tie you up on your bed
> she will never smell your fear
> your fear will never male her even hornier
> she will never lick your face to make you feel uncomfortable
> she will never ride you mercilessly
> she will never continue riding you even after your 3rd orgasm
> she will never pee on you afterwards to mark you as her property

I didn't ask for this
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>>27058186
>he makes assumptions
I found her execution report.
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Hope I get a cutie only kind of crazy
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>>27058224
Damn boy. Euthanasia, right?
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>>27051978
I am ready rollarety
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>>27058224
give it to me you liar. I'm sure you have it save somewhere in your computer

>inb4 i dont' have it

don't lie to me again
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>>27058193
Oh and
> tfw renee will never make fun of the fact that I'm khv
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>>27051978
Rollllling roll rell roll rollin
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Rollaaan~
Orgiginal commrnt desufamerio
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Rolling for
4-6
37-39
40-42
79-81

The others are cute but they look like bitches
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trips gets the prophet
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>>27058306
Arianne is alright, but you're most likely going to get cucked
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>>27058321
>they look like bitches
>literally chooses the most Stacy's out of the bunch

except for 79 81. she's just ugly
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>>27058289
>I'm sure you have it save somewhere in your computer
This is the worst strawman I've ever seen.

I've had 3 computers since, If you want me to give it to you come to Aus and I'll happily had over my old encrypted hdd but it will most likely crash your computer.
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why not, rock'n roll
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I hope I get the pot dealer
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>>27058370
Whatever liar

3/10/2016
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>>27051978
Plz gib me qt
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rolling for lil alien
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>>27051978
roll

so original
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>>27051978
rollan the royce
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>>27051978
Roll pls be qt
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>>27051978
love these ones
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>>27058467
K!ll yourself.
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Wheel of fortune go!
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>>27051978
>Hello, this is the Kekarino bakery, stacy speaking, how may I help you?
Yes, hi I'd like to place an order
>And is that for pickup or delivery
Pickup.
>And what would you like, sir?
I'll have one ROLL please, with a side of CHECK EM'
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muted for "not original" big money
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pls gifjlkndkjfs
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>>27058654
damn son, off by one. We would of had a good time
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rollerino pepperoni
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So, does this girl count?
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Rillinfvvd
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Russel Hear My Plea!
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