Why havent you got a girl yet robots?
I don't have time to answer all of them.
I got a roastie to come home with me, but couldn't get an erection, robotism has ruined me for women.
because tinder requires an active normiebook account which I don't have.
I did get a cute one but I blew it by being an autist. Now I'm in even worse shape than before because it feels like I'll never get another chance
>>27050383
Because I don't have a fucking mobile phone. /thread
>>27050775
>not making a fake account
pleb
Because it's 65% male and 35% female.
With bots it's more like 80 - 20
>>27050383
Why do you continue to shill your shit app here, faggot?
How can I bang my match? What do you do to make it happen?
>>27050938
always remember to bee yourself
>has a smartphone
>doesn't consider himself a normalfag
get the fuck off my board
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Posted from my iPhone
>>27050973
Let's say I'm above average but not an ultrachad.
>>27050938
Bee Chad
>>27051032
send them your dick on snapchat
>>27050973
>3 battery indicators
#triggered
Because the app is a glitched piece of shit. I go from several matches a day to 1 spam account every other day. The only accounts I am presented are obvious spam.
I got a match with a girl I thought I had a lot in common with a couple days ago.
No answer.
The only thing stopping me from using tinder is my small dick and lack of confidence. Otherwise I would board the hedonism train.
Got 8 matches in the 6-7 months I've been using it, sent first message to all of them so far 3 have ever replied, and I couldn't keep the convo going for more than a day at most (with the other convos being about 2 hours long), none of them getting past the stage I ask about where they study, and make small jokes. No dates so far. What do I do wrong?
If its anything like okcupid, then no fucking thanks.
But I already do, anon
It's actually really easy, you don't even have to be Chad
will give advice if wanted
Girls scare me
I don't have a smartphone
this wasn't original
What should I say senpai
>>27050383
I can't use tinder because it's for hook ups not long term gfs and no girls want to date a Native guy.
What the fuck would you do with someone? Waste time on them? Waste money on them? FOr what? Fuck that.
Given up on dating since I was 18. It's a lot of time, energy, and money. Right now I just training to be a 2nd shift security guard. With the 7 pm - 3 am shift I won't have to be asked: "Why aren't you going out tonight anon?" or "You going on a date tonight anon?" Pretty much just gonna wagecuck my way through school and make myself happy by saving up for car parts :)
>>27055693
fucking thread
Bitches do this to countless cucks on tinder.
They take them out to some nice restaurant trying to woo the cunt, and make her feel all special like. After you think you're going to get it in she hits you with the I dont fuck on the first date or kiss or whatever, I've heard all the excuses.But if I was dripping Chad I could've started fingering her and got it in. Women piss me off.
>>27055163
Please help senpai
>>27054762
>>27055682
>Native American
Wear an open shirt
>>27055809
What the fuck does that mean hjkl
I get 0 matches whenever i try tinder
I swiped right on everything too.
>>27055795
I can give you examples of the my conversations? I'm not really sure what to tell you other than you may need to be more direct
>>27055841
Well some conversation pics might work desu and if it gives me any ideas i'll apply them next month or whenever I get the next match.
>>27055841
Here's an example of a qt virgin I fucked in my car
Basically you can't be afraid to take a chance and be lewd on any sort of opening you see
Also rule 1 and 2
half the girls dont even respond and if they do they stop replying
>>27056045
Weird gui you got there man. Can I see the first messages?
i keep getting SMS verification error after putting my number in and idk why
i feel like it's a sign to stay away from tindr tho
My only blessing is that i live in a country where Tinder isnt trending.
im ugly as sin and im sure regardless of that fact i would have made an account to fail there.
>>27056045
Fucking emoticon using normieshit faggot dumbass
>:-o:-\:P:D:-(:'(;O)U_UO_OB-)$_$:-S8-),^_+
How many threads have you made about this OP? It must be hundreds by now.
I sure hope you're getting paid for this. Spending this much time advertising someone elses business for free would be pretty stupid.
>>27056096
who the fuck names their child Dorinda
>>27056217
Dindus.
>original dindus
>>27056111
Sure man
Basically I've noticed a pretty surefire way to start the initial spark is to compliment her in a way she might not have heard before, or seems over the top (don't listen to r9k retards who tell you to "be cool" or that it's beta or some stupid shit, just trust your instinct), and then also do the classic "I'm different from other guys" routine without being too blatant about it. Yes, they actually fall for it.
Unfortunately you're going to get a lot of bad advice on girls from r9k because so many autists here take the memes seriously.
I find it's usually as simple as 1) compliment her in a way that seems genuine, 2) make small talk and set yourself apart from other guys in some way, 3) close out the conversation the very same day you match and try and get her number or ask to go out for drinks
>>27050383
Theres not any chicks on tinder in my area. I go on tinder maybe once a week and I run out of females to swipe in 10 females
>>27050383
Because I'm a manlet
Trying to date online while being a 5'4, 24 year old male is the worst place to try and find girls, seriously.
Also I heard my area is full of nasty juggalo single moms and shit so it doesn't sound worth it anyway.
>>27050973
Did you end up fucking her?
>>27056235
Oh yeah I also use the "how has Tinder been treating you?" line a lot because they always reply to it, so you can make small talk afterwards, and it's usually something along the lines of "yeah guys are creepy, yeah I feel like deleting it" etc. etc., which just gives you even more of an opening
>>27056235
>daw
>my heart would instantly melt
>guys can get real creepy
>cutest pics
>kitty and pup
>>27056235
I guess because I refrain from complimenting them they stop replying. I find the girls who love to be treated like shit. Because I treat them like shit. My ex girlfriend was a freak. She dumped me but fuck me the sex was incredible, stupid slut.
>>27056176
I'm going to let you in on a little secretemojis get you laid
Because I'm me.
>>27056320
Yeah, you think I'd talk like that to guys?
That's the thing, you guys have this weird mental block where you think it's gay to talk like that. But yet I'm getting laid consistently doing it. You gotta get rid of that cognitive dissonance and stop listening to memes
>>27056045
If a girl has to use 'honestly' in her messages, she's lying. Did you actually believe her or did you just go along with it?
>>27056375
Does it really matter? I just wanted to get my dick wet, that's all I cared about
I actually prefer nonvirgins truth be told, they're better at fucking
>>27056235
Well I gotta say making compliments seems cringy, so far I've tried using humor as an opener but I can't figure out how to continue. What's your measurements? I'm 5'11 and 240 lbs apparently. Also my main pic is a selfie I took in my mom's car when I was wearing a suit, I was going to a wedding at that time. I like it because I caught my face at a good angle/light level.
>>27056367
You're getting laid constantly because you're good looking. Tinder is ALL about looks.
>>27056404
That's bullshit. I've done a lot of trial and error in the way that I did my game, and I've had most success by far typing like that cringey shit you see
Yes, I realize this only enforces how fucking stupid women are and why we're here in the first place
Can't really take them seriously
By the way, I'm not good looking. I've posted my face on r9k and was told I look beta, I'm painfully average, receding hairline, etc. etc.
>>27056339
Frankly that's disgusting and totally true. But it's not the emojii that get you laid it's being the type of normalshit that uses them
>>27056401
6'0" 160 lbs.
Yes it's kind of cringey, but at the same time not really. You can be genuine, you know. Compliment them, there's a reason they caught your attention and you swiped right.
>>27050383
Aged out
>>27056045
i hope you didn't kiss a girl that sucked that much dick anon
zero matches in like 4 days
fuck
thats depressing
always assumed i was like average
my ex gf also just recently told me I was a 5 at best
goddanmit
my self esteem was fine before this
>>27056490
Doesn't bother me, man. I kiss girls after they suck my cock.
If you have weird hang ups like that, you're going to find having casual sex just isn't for you
>>27055616
This is so easy, just talk about anime since chances are you're a weeb anyways
>>27056176
>>27056339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2eOGZzRGI
Still true to this day...
met a 30 year old on tinder tonight, she wants to come over tomorrow morning
just told me she's married though, so I can't decide if I want to abort or not
>>27050383
Any matches I get are like 80 miles away and live with their parents stilllike me
Wisconsin blows for tinder
>>27050827
>/threading his own post
What a loser, even by /r9k/ standards. No wonder you can't get a gf.
>>27056464
>2 meters 72 kilos
>probably attractive face and good pics
You seem genuine in your act and I appreciate that you try reach out to us failed chads, but with looks like those you can't tell me the only thing that matters is how good you are at what's basically texting. I'm not saying you don't have any reason to browse this board maybe you are autistic or have a disorder but still you've got a pole position compared to many of the people who post here. Would appreciate more screencaps though.
>>27056439
Post your face. If you can get matches in the first place, then you're goodlooking. What do the girls see when you come up on their screen? Do they see your beta/cringy convos? No, they see your face and your other pics.
Tinder = Looks
Stop deluding yourself
>>27056606
Man are you kidding, I'm a god damned skeleton. I've started lifting because I'm constantly told I'm too skinny.
I will grant you that I do have a one up on many guys though, maybe something like 65-70%. But I'm still no Chad. I suppose I just want to give hope to the guys who are struggling yet they're average to above average.
For this conversation I went with a bit more of the alpha routine, for no other reason than I felt like it at the time.
Is it possible to be a non-KHV NEET and still have some success with tinder?
>>27056869
Absolutely. Wanna know another secret to girls, my friends? But most of you already know this oneYou're allowed to lie to get into their pants. Don't listen to feminism saying that's not allowed
>>27056730
I don't feel like getting ripped apart by you guys again, but I at least hope it helps give some of the average to above average dudes confidence
>>27056929
Jesus, is this guy a meme here already?
>>27056806
Wow my knowledge of imperial is shitty 6 feet is 182 cm so we're apparently the same height? Don't know if I'd be that ballsy in a chat. Do you think sending another message to a grill that hasn't replied to my first message that was 18 hours ago would do ANY good?
>>27056949
>don't feel like getting ripped apart again
>I'm the one who posted my picture yesterday, hence why I'm hesitant to post myself again now since I DON'T want to become a meme
Like I said, you don't have to be Chad to get laid on tinder
Still have >tfwnogf though
>>27056957
Yes, you can keep sending messages until you get unmatched. A) you have nothing to lose B) often you simply get mixed up in the hundreds (if not thousands) of other matches these bitches are getting
>>27056973
Im worse, chubby and look about 12 (24) but get about 7 matches a day. I think its more to do with confidence you know?
>>27056806
fuck that post took way too much effort
I think I'm gonna go smoke and head to sleep now
Good luck out there robots
I'll be coming back for a few more replies before I go down
>>27056991
Man that shit's been ruining me. It's kind of obvious that if I spill all the spaghetti in a tinder chat people won't find out and if they do they won't know me either, but i'm paranoid about them finding out how excellent I am at microwaving pocket-pasta. Do you have any rejection pics?
>>27057061
I'm about to blow your mind. The girl from that post I got her number right? These were the VERY first messages. Yeah, I got ignored for like a week before she responded, then I got her number. Don't psyche yourself out.
>>27057134
I wish using Tinder would get chicks to blow my dick instead of anons blowing my mind but I won't spit in the hand that types advice for me on a polish rastafarian discussion forum. Just asked this chubby blonde slag looking bitch why cute girls reply so late, I think it's the type of line a fuckboy from my country would use to get some. Do you think it's contextual, the fact that some vaginas reply late, or do they all get off on being hunted and validated since it's hard to feel like that by using dating apps?
>>27057222
a little bit from column A, a little bit from column B
>>27050383
>dozens of matches
>many of them from highly attractive girls
>never get a reply
what could it mean?
>>27057341
what sort of first messages are you sending?
>>27057347
I actually just got a fucking message as you responded to this, this is my first one in like a year. Jesus Christ.
>opened with hey, are you from Iraq?
>she replies hey, no im not
>now too nervous to say "because you should baghdad ass up"
WHAT DO I DO
>>27050383
But I did, going on a date with her wednesday
>tfw she's too hot for me
>tfw I have absolutely no expierience in dating
>Haven't been with a girl or really talked to one
since highschool
I feel like I'm already fucking this up
>>27057380
whatever you do, don't send that message
You probably aren't getting replies because you're trying too hard/you're being corny
Literally just message "Hi [name] [smiling emoji]" and watch the replies come
>>27057394
Okay so how do I back out of this one? I've already sent the opener.
>literally just message "hi [name] emoji"
I always get told to do the exact opposite of this though
>>27057394
>>27057405
update, I sent the message because I couldn't think of a way to back out of it, expecting her to call me a prick or unmatch me but it's too late now
>>27057405
Open with an interesting question, I'd say. Be different from all the rest, and weed out the bots
>>27057405
yeah, probably by guys with no success
I've tried very many opening lines, and that is a good one. So is a straight up compliment
Keep it simple. If they like you, they'll reply to "hi" if they don't, there's not much you could've said anyway
>>27057405
Do not listen to him, he's literally b8'ing the shit out of you.
Those kind of simple, boring ass responses w. emojis are never going to work, as hundreds of guys send those same exact messages everyday.
Use the line you were already using, it's corny but at least it separates you from the common man.
>>27057442
>>27057443
These are some okay ideas I think, thanks guys. I messaged one girl asking her if she'd rather fight a cheetah sized duck or 10 duck sized cheetahs, and I'm going to message another and just give her a straight up compliment. If the thread's still up later I'll post results.
>>27050453
So what did you tell her? I got a head ache?
>>27055831
Anon, Are you Australian?
>>27057464
Man, no one has the time to think up all these crafty fucking messages for these girls
If you do, it's usually obvious to the girl you don't get many matches which is a turn off for these hypergamous sluts.
Also, another secret>yfw you realize that even if your "hi :)" message fails, there's nothing stopping you from sending your interesting/thoughtful message afterwards
>>27057522
>If you do, it's usually obvious to the girl you don't get many matches which is a turn off for these hypergamous sluts.
Post your tinder matches
>>27057557
mate, I'm the one who's been posting all the numbers in the thread
>>27057593
you don't open with just a "hi" in any of the ones you posted though?
>>27057624
I said hi or compliment works
And there are others that I have, but it's been a long fucking night of doing this screenshot, put it in mspaint, post it stuff and I still haven't slept at 4 am and I work tomorrow, oh god what am I doing
Just take my word for it, I'm not lying
>>27057645
I'll try a mix of the generic greetings and the compliments and the pickup lines and see which ones yield best results, thanks anon.
>>27057674
No worries, good luck :)
Just remember that if you put a lot of effort into a line and get rejected, that hurts a lot more for you too right? Gotta consider your own mental health during all this
At least with generic his and compliments, if you don't get a reply you can just shrug it off and move on to the next one
I feel like a lot of success from Tinder also comes from your ability to give less of a fuck about what happens
Anyway, good night
>>27056235
I get fuck all matchs on tinder. I have fuck all photos though. I find day game is best way for me to meet girls. Then I can go after qts I like and the approach is basically a mini first date
I only get rare matches and they don't reply or want to be just friends.
>>27051333
That's signal retard
>>27057222
Because they're getting thousands of replies from guys just like or much better than you. If they don't reply quickly you don't really stand out.
>>27057882
Since Tinder isn't my main way of getting girls (although it's the only way I have, but I don't fret myself over tfw no gf since I still haven't lost my youth) it would be great to get some pussy. I've only ever fucked one chick and that was 4-5 years ago. Since then, life took me on some dark alleys and I'm not as happy as I used to be.
I don't have any pictures of myself and I don't own a camera.
Because I'm unattractive.
Super origins s
>>27050383
/g/ here again. Do not use Tinder, it is not a dating app, it is a datamining advertisement platform ala facebook. They don't have incentives to get you laid, they have incentives to keep you using the app and swiping. The reason the app is free is because you are the product and you are being sold to advertisers for a quick buck.
>>27058800
Yeah but I'm getting laid for free because of it, so...
>>27058976
Nothing is free anon. The price you pay is real although you may not see it.
Anyone else notice that chicks from Tinder always just want to smoke weed and fuck after you've taken them out, or is it just me? :)
>>27058800
This is retarded. If they actually rigged the app to keep you swiping, then the average user would get a heck of a lot more matches than they do
>>27056045
Freya Oats lol
because im too beta to say shit in real life
online im the smoothest mother fuckers girls have ever met
>girls have told me in the past that I'm cute and fit and stuff, but way to beta to do anything.
>never tried tinder
> other buddies have told me that they never get matches ever,fuck it try it
> getting good amount of matches, half of the girls initiate.
> got three dates lined up
I guess I should have tried it earlier.
>date with hot model next week
who else?
They all say no when I ask them out.
>>27050999
That's not true, they're good for online on the go
>>27056929
Why don't you grow your hair some?
>>27056045
yeah pretty easy if you use the picture of some model
fucking retard
I downloaded it once and immediately deleted it. I'm waiting until I both get fit and transfer schools before I get it again.
if i didnt have an account id make one underage to match teen girls
>>27050383
Seeing this thread fills me with disdain. The amount of work and thought going to ask a girl out is ridiculous. Wtf do girls ever talk about when figuring out what to do on their part?
> well girl you gotta just like do some makeup and then the hardest part is coming up
> you have to show up and be visible
> good luck
fucking easy mode bullshit.
It's simple. None of the women I'm interested in are interested in me.
>>27056929
Am I being memed on? This balding no manly facial features faggot is what is considered average?
Damn I'm Chad then.
Decided to make a fake tinder profile to at least experience what it's like talking to girls.
It asked me to make a fake facebook profile first, I did. Now it asks for SMS verification.
Question: will the tinder account be tied to the mobile phone once I give them the number, or not?
>>27062369
You can delete the tinder profile after youre done with it
really bad acne
Is it bad if I don't use any social media at all or tinder because I wanna meet a girl in real life and start like that?
P.s anti social autistic that works out in hopes of curing autism.
>tfw only matches are bots
>>27056929
no one wants to see your face idiot. we want to see the pictures you posted on tinder. what do the girls want to see? you being social? you with friends and family? shirtless?
>>27062512
>"because I wanna meet a girl in real life and start like that?"
>implying you ever go outside
dont kid yourself anon
>>27062622
Yeah pretty much. You hit the spot.
remember to swipe right on everyone
that's the question of the decade OP
>multiple tinder want my dick
who else here /tinderchad/
>>27063067
too bad im autistic in real life :^)
>>27050383
The bitches where I live are high and mighty cunts.
I swipe right for each and every one, and get matched maybe once a month.
Even then they almost always ignore me.
Fatty with red hair, piercings, the works.
>>27063144
Dumb cow messaged me first.
>>27063144
call her crimson chin
>>27062554
How can you spot bots?
>>27063176
if youre ugly they will be attractive and match you
>>27063144
Full face.
>>27063153
Nice. You're doing god's work anon, keep it up.
Always nice to see hamplanets who think they're supermodels be reminded of their place.
My type of girl wouldn't be using tinder, so pretty much no reason to try.
>>27063194
You could open a tin of beans with that chin.
Is this bitch aware she has a fucking door wedge as a chin?
>>27050453
>got a girl to come to home with him
>robotism
Pick one
>>27063153
Crimson chin just got BTFO
>>27056045
>519
Are you from K/W?
This place is full of disgusting degeneracy
>>27063153
Savage, fuuuuuuck
>>27063153
so what was reaction bruh
>>27063144
>curvy plus-size
Yes I think she's a feminist
>>27050383
I have a second date with a japanese girl two years younger than me.
>>27063153
Oh shiiiiieet
The fuck is this? Normie city? /8chexodus/ when?
Don't you guys recognize girls in your area/class?
I made a fake tinder account a year ago and recognized a few sluts around uni.
>>27063306
I saw her on Tinder, guess anon looks better than me
>>27063394
Tinder was made for robots, anon-kun.
It's designed for social retards
Because I'm black
Originus cummentus
>>27063412
Tinder was made for Chads and for whores to find the top 20% men easier.
>>27063396
Only girl I recognized off tinder was a a 4chan femanon
>>27055829
Just go full John redcorn and massage the bitch with your "tribal" teqniques.
>>27063440
You don't have to be a 10/10 Chad, 5/10 and above do fine
>>27063153
Fucking dying IRL right now thank you
>>27063456
Sure.
oc12312
>>27063398
Are you from K/W?
Windsor?
I have the dryest dick in southern Ontario
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Tinder?
Does the other person see when you've like them or do they have to like you too in order to see it?
>>27063153
I mean dude, she's 5'11. She just wants a man at least 1 inch taller than her. Every girl wants a man taller than her. Being tall is a sign of manliness.
>>27063473
just south of Cambridge
>>27055682
BRUH
Play the John Redcorn card
Find some stupid hipster or sjw and talk about how the white man stole land
Then tell her you want to do some ancient native American massage and just fuck her
>>27063153
The majority of women are over 12% bodyfat, even the good looking ones
>2 cool chicks i matched with stopped replying but didnt unmatch me
reee
>>27063486
Are you a virgin?
Know any qt grills that would let an autist get it in?
>>27063474
You don't know who's seen your profile.
You just keep swiping left or right.
They don't know if you've seen their profile.
Once you match, then you can talk to each other
>>27063532
i just moved back from being in Thunder Bay for 3 years.
also im on r9k you really expect me to be social
>>27063547
Aight, thanks fampai
>>27063532
This girl is from Bolton
>>27050973
http://imgur.com/a/o8wVA
>>27063561
True.
I would ask you to hang out, but I'm very autistic and very boring.
Wish you the best.
>tons of matches
>constantly messaged first
>lead them on and ignore them after a new one messages me
>haven't been laid in like 3 years
>>27063724
>tfw you setup dates but dont actually follow through with them
>>27063724
why are you afraid to meet up with them
>tfw girl asks if i want to talk on the phone
>>27063825
Awww how cute anon don spill your spaghetti
>>27050383
Because dating is superficial and has been constructed by society and the media to have a good reason to be seeing a "potential" mate. It plagues the minds of individuals like us to solely focus on sex and finding a partner and it distracts us from fulfilling our true potential, whether it be ascending science or discovering new methods, or making a name for yourself, or even contributing to the world. It is a tool to plague us with despair and loneliness, avoiding all notions of responsibility and productivity.
What are one of the things you ALWAYS think about when you're down in the dumps? Mostly your insecurities. What fuels these insecurities? The belief of not being appealing, or appreciated by others, or your spouse. The belief that you will be rejected.
A good positive attitude and ambitious mind set can easily deflect all of these things, and these very people created the dynamic structure of dating, that other individuals like ourselves have misunderstood.
And so we try to find our lovers, our significant others, while the rest have been instructed on the true importance of dating, which is to find a reasonably useful potential mate that for all intents and purposes is expendable, and both parties that acknowledge this and are aware of this can mutually coexist with each other.
It is only when THESE creatures discover feelings and love do they begin to speak OUR language.
In a nutshell, one group solely focuses on the primal instinct to have sex and the need of nurture and nurturing, while another group solely focuses on gains, pros and cons, and throughout the course of the engagement allow themselves to revert to their primal urges, to feel.
>tl;dr
> No one "feels." It is a basic instinct to want to nurture and be nurtured, and it is our body's instinctual response to mating, a very primitive basic need of survival, and the majority of the population focuses outside of that basic instinct. We're not robots, we're the animals.
>>27063785
I would just rather jack off desu
>>27063870
>tl;dr I've never had my dick wet. No girl has ever been sweet to me.
>>27063870
I think I speak for everyone when I say this is the definition of autism
Don't even know what to write them
Online dating is so much harder for me than real life
>>27063340
This. Post reaction please.
>>27063980
Its the opposite for me
Tinder chad, real life sperg
>khv irl
>all girls on tinder think i lay pipe daily
>>27063946
That's what you get out of that post?
>hurr durr bitter virgin
Lol I am speaking from experience, not from some deluded fantasy. All of the women I have been involved with wanted something out of the relationship. There is no simple, "find bf, find gf, stay happy with each other."
That is chasing a fantasy.
Hugging, kissing, and fucking, like everything else that gets repetitive, loses its charm and becomes annoying if it is the only thing present.
In other words, no one is just going to want YOU for your ability to be great in bed, or your ability to give great massages. You are stimulating only one sense, and that is touch. You need to stimulate other senses to become more "useful," to a partner.
Sense of sound? Dialogue, or music talent. Sense of taste? Talent with food, or relatable tastes. Sense of smell? Simple maintenance of hygiene. Sight? Pretty simple, working out, or dressing nicely.
I know it all sounds farfetched but this is practically the foundation of a match. You're not going to make a girl want you, but you are going to make yourself more appealing to more women. The more women, the more chances of matching with someone.
But it doesn't end there. You need to maintain her interest level in you, and it's usually whatever it was that got her interested in you to begin with. You career or ambitions, your plans, or simply just a personality able to motivate.
>>27063978
Sure, call it autism. People that don't understand a concept would normally call it insanity without trying to understand it anyway. Keep thinking that the game is rigged, that girls go for Chads or whatever.
>tfw you can't make a tinder/okcupid/whatever account because you don't dare uploading pics of your face since you're too paranoid that people you know could see it ;_;
FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ORIGINAL ASS FAGGOT CUNT SHIT FUCKER COMMENT SHIT FUCK DICK ASSHOLE SHITFUCKHEAD
>>27064152
And before anyone says anything else, I have chased some girls that friendzoned me, only to end up being more "interesting" by becoming more fit, able to hold conversations and form general opinions, more than I used to.
I had one girl admit that I had improved my personality, my physical appearance, and my financial situation in a much shorter span that it takes for anyone she knows to improve in just one of those categories.
It was the moment when this girl, who had a boyfriend at the time, began grinding against me and teasing me with flashes of her ass and thighs that I realised that I made myself 100x more appealing to her.
>make fake profile with unknown male model pics in everyday situations so it doesn't look too fake
>download app to swipe several profiles at a time, unlimited total
>swipe probably around 2000 profiles
>only 1 match
>it's an obese woman
I'm glad I didn't make a real profile or use the real tinder, I never stood a chance.
>>27050832
>implying there's such a thing as a fake FB
I tried that. You can put up a fake name and DOB but you're gonna have to put a pic and they'll put 2 and 2 together.
plus I'm broke right now and not even roastie sluts wanna date broke guys
>>27064352
those mass swipe apps dont work
or they trigger you as a bot or something
When is the best time to look? Is it during Friday night when girls are drunk and horny? Or during Monday mornings?
>>27064420
it doesnt require an active one
my fake has no friends and only photo uploads
>>27064352
you most likely got stealthbanned for being an obvious bot.
>>27050453
Happened to me twice.
Seriously put me on a downer.
>>27056235
m8 I matched with the exact same girl today.
I assume you're from Southern Ontario?
Because I'm ugly and poor.
>>27064476
>>27064422
Well shit. It was either that or swiping a few profiles and then having to way 12 hours. Or paying.
>>27064787
those apps dont get unlimited swipes mate, youre capped at like 100 or whatever, takes like 1 minute to use them all up
>>27056550
true that. I think you have to live in a big city for tinder to be enjoyable.
>>27057000
pretty cool b8 m8
>>27064820
I was limited to 100 but I could get unlimited swipes if I posted a link on the fake facebook profile, which I obviously didn't mind doing.
I did get 1 match, the obese woman, which has now been ported to Tinder, so it works. Maybe she was one of the first 100 and I got stealthbanned after that, though.
So if I was, what happens? Is it ever lifted or do I have to create a new fake profile?
Does Tinder actually work? I just broke up with my gf and want to find a place to find a new one but I havent talked to anybody besides my gf so I donty know hwo to meet new girls
>>27065042
yeh it might look like unlimited swipes but it really isnt
Someone on there I know might see me and laugh.
>>27065518
it works if you're tall and attractive and know how to game a slut to spread for you within a few back and forths.
if you're trying to legit meet people and have actual conversations Tinder isn't the place for you.
>>27066086
>can do this online
>cant do this offline
>>27056929
Fuck outta here Chad Thundercock
>constantly called handsome by roasties
>am a robot so cant react
>All I want is a long term relationship
>finding it hard to resist just hooking up with roastie whores at this point
help
>decide today is the day I try tinder
>download the app full of anticipation
>launch it with hopes and dreams
>please log in with facebook appears
>delete the app and return to sadness
>>27055574
>Nolan
>girl
>>27064452
how is it fake exactly? and how do have an FB and keep "muh privacy"
though I'd still think I'd fail miserably on tindy I might still give it a shot. who knows. maybe one of the fatties I'll run into does anal.
if I can make a chubby-girl squeal like a pig from butt-sex then it'll all be worth it.
>>27067206
this.
but someone recommended a fake FB. dunno if that's possible though
>>27067284
fake pictures, thats what the anon was talking about
>>27067312
but does tinder use the facebook photos? What will you do when you meet with Stacy?
>>27067307
Yeah but what if they look it up and see 0 friends? I'm not going to make one and try to add a bunch of people I haven't spoken to in years.
>>27067331
you dont meet her just fuck with her or get nudes on snapchat
>>27067355
>looking someone up with first name online
good lucky with that
>>27067331
You can upload photos to FB without other people seeing them.
Also, you can now directly upload photos from your phone since a few days ago.
if im black ill never be successful on tinder will i?
>>27050383
I'm working on improving my people skills, physical fitness, grooming and fashion before I try to attract a woman.
The whole point of doing all that is to raise my self esteem up enough to ask a woman out, not because it's actually strtictly necessary for me to get a girl.
>>27064249
Same, shit is scary
>>27067380
Are normies not successful internet detectives?
>>27050383
I've gotten 10 matches on Bumble, and 8 girls have messaged me and had conversations.
Not a SINGLE one of them asked a SINGLE question about me. No "where do you work?" "where do you go to school?" "what do you do?" NOTHING they only want to talk about themselves.
JUST
>>27064249
>tfw you dont know anybody so its fine
>>27063213
Holy shit dude that is fucking hilarious
>>27067312
how are the photos "fake" exactly? I wouldn't mind putting real photos of my face since I'm not a hideous guy or anything but not through FB since there's so much invasion of privacy there
>>27067331
>>27067355
I don't care about meeting Stacies really I just want a kinky slut who takes it in the ass for a 1-night stand. She doesn't even have to be THAT good looking neither as long as she's female and has a hungry butthole.
on the off-chance I do meet a qt for a LTR I'll just explain "muh privacy". come clean and send her real photos through my phone. but I doubt that'll ever happen
do tinder roasties usually go raw because I dont want to use a condom
>>27056045
ree and the like
Because I have nothing to offer a relationship
I have no value as a man and a partner.
I can't drive, I don't have a job.
Why would anyone waste their time getting to know me?
>6/10 girl hangs out with me every now and then, though I don't think she likes me because it took her a while to learn my name and we don't hang out often
>7/10 oneitis called me "ugly" right in front of my face one day even though she still talks to me for some reason
>Don't want to use tinder because it is filled with whores who go on the prowl every night looking for a dick like a lion looks for it's next meal
Why are women such fucking unsympathetic whores.
>>27067854
>implying tinder is for finding a g/f
I think most people use it for booty calls. But you gotta have low standards if you want results I'm guessing.
I am however worried I might pranked or mugged by some ghetto monkeys, specially considering that I live in a ghetto-ass latino state. or worse, get raped by a butch fag or snuffed by a serial killer. I'm pretty paranoid like that.
>>27068066
I've used tinder for over a year. I live in the north of England where getting pregnant at 13 is a badge of honour.
All the women up here think that getting a fake tan and shaving off your eyebrows only to draw them back on is 'attractive'
Even for my low standards this is a but much. Even these absolute disgusting whores still want the chav chads. I don't even appear on the radar.
>having the smart jew track your every location
>being able to get girls
sure is normie around here
>>27068232
ricanfag here
except for the fake tan part our cultures have way too much in common.
except we call "kakos" instead of "chavs" and yes most women here go for the Chad equivalent of them too. With their shitty ricers with expensive base sound systems.
>>27064352 , >>27064787 , >>27065042 here
I was way too impatient, the matches are rolling now. So the mass swipe app works. I've downloaded another one that lets me see who has swiped me right already so I'll stop swiping randoms, unfortunately it requires a few days of no swiping.
So now I have plenty of girls on the list and no idea on how to talk to them.
What do fellow robots put in their descirptions?
Do you actually use up most of the characters, or just some one liner?
>>27050383
Because no one responds and when they do they only say one thing and don't come backI'm not even ugly
>get likes from roasties
>only want the one in 500 girl who puts some shit about robots or memes in her description
>gets matches on tinder
>thinks they're a robot
Normans out
>>27071439
I put that in my description too :^)
Fuck you
>>27050383
Because no one can love someone who hates himself
>make tinder
>want an acutal connection
>spend all day swiping left
>swipe right maybe 3 times
>getting ready to uninstall now
Maybe I should just go to church to get involved in society and escape this robotic maze
I live in a shit neighborhood and most of the girls on tinder are conservative rednecks.
