Oh hello, wagecuck. On your way home from work? I see. Hard day? What do you do for a living again, wagecuck? You glue mattresses together? That sounds like tough work, I feel bad for you wagecuck.
What am I doing, you ask? Oh, wagecuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I am a NEET, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Wagecuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened NEET's boredom.
Be careful where you step by the way, wagecuck, this *is* a homicide scene.
It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it wagecuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals-
> this is a feel you will never know...
Wagie, you spend all day toiling, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about working hard but at the end of the day you are rotting your brain on repetitive tasks, all for the almighty shekel. Unlike this NEET, who /solvescrimes/.
And before you tell me that being a detective is a job: this is my hobby. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened NEETness allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.
In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a wagie like you, distraught from /overwork/. He just wanted to be /aqua/ like me. Mr. Shekels worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.
That's right, wagecuck. It's not a murder after all. The wagie cops over there won't figure it out for a while. They're hopeless. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains.
The NEET, however, feels nothing.
Except for comfort, that is.
Oh anon, there's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a NEET like me. Why?
It's elementary, my dear wagecuck...
>>26935714
they just keep getting better
Why are there so many of these fucking threads?
>>26935714
Fucking kek
I'm not a big fan of these threads but this one is good.
>>26935776
Thank you wagie. You work so hard to provide me with NEETbux, it's the least I can do to keep you entertained.
You've never solved a crime in your life, have you NEETcuck? Do you just come on here to post about your fantasies while the wagelords earn fat bucks?
>>26935927
> the wagies have just gotten home
i l0ve these threads
>>26935772
don't you know how memes work you fag
>>26935714
>>26935835
Trying real hard not take a midnight walk off the highway overpass, huh NEETard?
>>26935739
NEETs BTFO by themselves.
>>26935927
Is this a bait inside a bait? Another mistery for you! Inspector NEET.
Holy shit wagies LITERALLY on ACTUAL suicide watch
>>26936137
>wagies
That is not how you spell "NEET"
>>26936044
>>26935927
Of course I've solved crimes, wagie. I have so much free time, how could I not have solved a couple of crimes here and there?
The only mystery that's still bugging me is why you won't become a NEET.
>>26935714
LOTTA EFFORT FOR AN UNHIRED SHITPOSTER
>>26936044
Wasn't it already discovered that college students consider suicide at even greater rates?
Try harder wagie, you're losing your edge with weak, debunked arguments.
>>26936082
What's wrong, NEETfriend, running out of insults?
It's okay, I'll leave you alone to experience your existential crisis. Wouldn't want you to start spouting >tfw no gf again now, would we?
By the way guys,
> if it's not NightlyNEETpost, it's not the official NEETpost of the night.
The wagies will always be BTFO in here.
>>26936378
>NEETS so delusional they have to make up fantasies to pass the time and seem like they're important.
How far gone is our NEETfriend?
Is it too late to save him?
>>26936371
wagie get the fuck out of here, you make it seem like NEET is the only one with existential crisis.
how does it feel knowing your existence is tied to how much money you rake in for Mr. Shekelstein?
>>26936422
How can we have a movement if we don't have threads like these? The answer is simple, wagies are simply afraid of NEETs taking over the board.
There is already overwhelming NEET support to kick the wagies out, we are a majority so what are the wagies going to do?
>>26936448
>implying I validate my life with my paycheck
>not using the free time I have to explore hobbies and find something of interest
You act like anyone with a job actually likes their boss. There's nothing wrong with that though, you don't need to feel more ashamed than you already are, consideringYou don't have the qualifications to flip burgers
It's okay that you don't know what you're talking about. I understand. We can work this out, NEETfriend.
>>26935714
Even though most of your 350lb body doesn't get much exercise, at least your fingers get to type up paragraphs and paragraphs worth of non sense that no one will read.
Judging by the couple of sentences I did read, it looks like one of your homeless friends got murdered.
that's rough, econocuck, hope there's a bridge nearby for you to sleep under tonight, looks like it's going to rain.
>>26935714
I hope you all find something to live for friends.
>>26936492
>How can we have a movement
>movement
>NEETS being able to get off their asses long enough to organize a movement
Once again, nice fantasy you got going there.
With all the threads on here talking about how robots can't even talk to girls, let alone people, it really does lead me to believe that NEETS can't get anything done.
I mean, why would they?
What would they do when they run out of funding? With that long of a gap in their work experience, it would be hard for anyone toget a job
>>26936322
>Wasn't it already discovered that college students consider suicide at even greater rates?
No it wasn't. You're a pretty shit detective and an even worse shitposter m8. You should go take some Creative Writing and Critical Thinking classes at a community college.
>>26936561
That's a nice fantasy wagie. If only it were true.
Unlike the crack-addicted brain of the wagie, NEETs have rock-solid focus and can actually read long posts like this. /r9k/ has always been for the NEETs, why are you even here?
> acting like you didn't actually read this
> acting like you didn't actually /crying/ right now
it must be tough to be a wagie these days.
Laff'd a bit at this one.How do I convince my mom that I don't secretly want to become a wageslave, like she so thinks?I'm 19 and have never had a job, she thinks I'd be so much happier with one and all the ""opportunities"" it would bringShe even set me up with a bank account, it's getting real and I'm scared
>>26936635
> No it wasn't.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/DepressionNews/50-college-students-felt-suicidal/story?id=5603837
instead of acting like a fool, why don't you just get btfo?
>>26935714
>Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains.
Hmm...
This has got me thinking.
>>26936630
The movement is to take over the board, wagie. You're obsolete. We want you gone. We care about nothing else, because we have no need to care about anything else.
This is the enlightenment of the NEET.
>>26936642
>unlike the crack-addicted brain of the wagie
>implying NEETS don't succumb to drugs due to boredom, and eventually overdose
Come to think of it, there were all those drug threads that were filled with NEETS who were strung out, waiting until they got their monthly welfare check to waste it on more drugs
>>26936655
You're only 19?
I wouldn't worry about it.
Despite what NEETfriends on this board say, it does eventually get better. You might start out with a shitty job, but you can use that experience (like a year or two) to get away from that and move on to something better.
>>26936737
i'm not even a NEET but those dragons are gay
>>26936685
>felt
past tense, NEETard. Being a college student isn't a dead-end cycle like NEETdom, which is why you probably only have a decade to live.
Also they're not even serious thoughts.
> 6 percent of undergraduates and 4 percent of graduate students reported seriously considering suicide
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1204848/One-long-term-young-jobless-dead-years.html
Better spend your precious time frogposting!
>>26936730
You want to take over a board that used to be interesting before it was taken down, only to be filled with NEETfriends and betas (They're interchangeable, really) complaining about how they're going nowhere in life and how they can only cope with anime?
I won't stop you.
Go right ahead.
I have actual important things to attend to, like managing my 401 K and compiling all my current work benefits and seeing what I can achieve.
It was fun talking though.
I'll let you sit here and get cracking on that plan of yours, wouldn't want to interrupt your so called "enlightenment"
>>26936766
Gay? What are you talking about?
>>26935714
>You glue mattresses together
hahaha
Is that seriously a job?
>>26936828
WHOSE THIS QT POST MORE
>>26936737
>>26936800
> implying wagies don't lose their minds from gluing mattresses together all day
> industrial cities all over the Midwest are meth-addled and in decline because of the wagie virus
Wagie, you appear to have become increasingly incensed by the beating you've taken here today. Otherwise why would you feel the need to continue arguing with us? Go manage that 401K of yours, compile those benefits given to you generously straight from the hand of Shekelstein himself. Continue being an obedient servant of the machine.
I'll be composing in my study.
>>26935714
Also
I'm imaging someone who looks like Charlie from Sunny in a Sherlock custom snooping around a crime scene and getting arrested for tampering with a police investigation.
>all these butthurt wagers
>>26936884
Man, I wish I knew.
I saved this image years ago and have never bothered looking into it.
Have a /fit/ girl.
>>26936788
> not recognizing that the Daily Mail is a fucking tabloid and not a credible source of information
>>26936642
Like I said before. I straight up didn't read it. You're right about the crying though, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
>/r9k/ has always been for the NEETs
Wow, NEETs are getting all defensive now since they are slowly getting slaughtered daily and everyone is tired of these threads.\
it must be tough to be an econocuck these days.
Okay, this one isn't too bad desu senpai
>>26936957
Okay wagie. I surrender. You're right, everyone is tired of these threads. That's why they've just been getting stronger since last week and my post last night got 380 replies.
>>26936904
>Missing the point entirely
>I'll be composing in my study!
Composing what?
NEETfriend, it's okay. I don't really expect you to understand what a 401K is, or how these benefits actually reduce my cost of living in some circumstances. What's this virus you're speaking of? Since when is having a work ethic comparable to something like a disease? If you could post some examples I'd appreciate it, and then I can assume you actually have some real world experience and you're not just letting what random NEETfriends and betas on this board say dictate your life.
I mean it's not like there's hundreds of philosophers that have been stating and reiterating for decades now that having no sense of self-worth is truly the worst thing someone can experience. You'll find it one day though, NEETfriend, and it starts with one simple task.This is, if you're even capable
>>26936952
Good thing it's not the actual source of information, NEETard, the studies were done by government.
>>26937051
The NEETard is only capable of frogposting. Watch as his reply is something like "W...wagecucks BTFO! I am free to compose symphonies while drinking campagne in my Roman villa!"
>>26937062
You really listen to the government, wagie?
Why?
Is it because Mr. Shekelstein told you to? Is it because if you didn't trust the government your entire fragile sense of reality would fall away?
Perhaps you would realize that you're living a life?
Why do you just accept whatever you're told, wagie?
The propaganda mill is turning every single day, to keep wagies as wagies and prevent them from becoming NEETs.
We're only trying to show you the way, wagie.
Why are yuo so /stressy/ at us?
Has the wagecucks numbers been so thoroughly demolished, that their only line of defence is some dumb furfag?
>>26937062
>>26937051
>>26936957
>>26936044
>>26935927
>>26935772
ALL THESE BUTT HURT WAGIES GETTING TRIGGERED BY ONE REMARKABLE NEET
What a lot of NEETs fail to realize here is that their sense of superiority to wagecucks is retarded because some people they would consider wagecucks live better lives than them in pretty much every way. That is unless you're an exception to all that which I doubt many NEETs are.
So their bullying lower wagekucks is inappropriate because that would assume they are at the top which few are.
That would make you a private investigator, and therefore employed, and therefore a wagie
So what happened this week which rustled the NEETies so much? They seem to be a bit worried this week.
>>26937051
> needs to reduce cost of living
> my cost of living is nil, because glorious NEET lifestyle
You've fallen for the work ethic meme, my friend. I can see why you're such a good employee! You defend your masters like a rabid dog and never question your circumstances.
By the way, of course I have self worth. I'm NEET, dumbass. Maybe if you tried it out you would understand.
>>26937087
Have you ever considered that the reason we're so consistent in describing our lives of luxury is because it's /alltrue/?
>>26937208
They're just creating a fantasy that they are better than someone so that they could feel good about themselves. They have nothing else better to do apparently.
>>26937205
What if I do it for free?
>>26937205
> And before you tell me that being a detective is a job: this is my hobby. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened NEETness allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.
Already covered this wagie, you can't stump me.
>>26937283
then you're a slave and a cuckold
>>26937157
Furfag? Whatever do you mean?
>>26937118
>Why do you just accept whatever you're told, wagie?
Christ, that's a good one, NEETfriend.
At least you're capable of feeling something.
And here I thought you'd be numb due to the isolation and boredom. Maybe there's hope for you after all
>>26937192
>Look at me moving the goalposts!
NEETfriend, it's okay that you're afraid of owning up to your mistakes and failures. Are you comfortable with me even responding to you? I don't want to get you upset and have you go on another anime binge because I made you confront something you're terrified of.A job application
>>26937304
>he does it for free
sorry heatie neetie you're literally objectively and irrefutably a slave
>>26937304
I see. So all this was just to make a trip so that you could be noticed.
>>26935714
I love these threads
This comment is quite literally, unequivocally, original.
>>26937242
That's nice and all, NEETfriend, but did you want to address the other points I brought up, or did you want to sit there and continue to deflect everything that's brought up?Just like real life, huh NEETfriend?
Don't worry though, with enough practice and some of that tone in your response, you might be able to achieve something.
>>26937376
I didn't think I had to respond to blatant board-treason. If you don't like the crowd here, stop posting.
> Or do you just not want to admit that NEETs rule now, and wagiekind has been outpaced?
>>26937403
Thanks for proving my point, NEETfriend.
You've given me all the ammunition I need.
Until next time.
>>26937457
I don't know what tears you're lapping up. Your own perhaps? NEETs have no need to cry, because we do not suffer like the wagies.
>>26937345
I post one of these every night and they're always the most popular threads of their kind. People always tell me they know it's the same person anyway, so why not make a trip?
>>26937333
Being one of the world's greatest detectives is as much a job for the NEET as playing videogames after work is for you, wagie. It's a hobby. I don't have to do this. In fact, police departments around the world beg me to assist them with their unsolved cases.
>ITT: a scaly and a NEET duke it out
Moar pls this thread is gold
>>26935714
you've brought art to the NEETpost op
please never stop
> implying neeties leave the house let alone solve crimes
I gotta tell you something r9k, my whole life youve crammed into my head how superior we neet folks are. I dont see the truth in that. I look around this board and I see neet posters, and wage posters, and every meme in between and the only thing that I know for sure is that were all shit, and shit dont come in degrees. Neetie or wagie, shit is shit. So fuck everything you believe, fuck everything you stand for, and fuck you.
>>26937816
It's all just memes friend, don't get too down.
No smugwojak guy?
Oh, NEETcuck, out playing after dark again? Don't you know it's not safe for manchildren like you to be out this late? Your mother is worried about you, you know. I was just "chatting" with her and she told me how you've started to go out at dark and pretend to solve "mysteries".
Poor mom thinks you just have an active imagination, but I know quite well spending all day alone in your room, rotting away unproductively, is robbing you of your marbles. Why, mommy said that the other day that you claimed you became "as enlightened as Einstein" while staring at a stack of children's books! How precious.
Now I admit that, unlike you, I don't have the free time to respond to you nightly. After all, my hard work has already earned me a promotion from Mr. Shekelstein, and a nice raise along with it. You see, the only thing better than recognizing your own talents is having others recognize them. Not that you would know, I suppose; the last time you were praised when when your mother congratulated you on emptying your piss jugs all by yourself.
In fact, I was just on my way to treat myself for a job well done, care to join me? Oh, sorry, I forgot you've already spent your weekly allowance on a detective's cap and a magnifying glass. You should really be more frugal with your spending; there's so much to buy, and so few NEETbux to spend.
Well, I'll leave you to your "investigation". I'll let the folks in blue know the unwashed rube prowling around the crime scene isn't dangerous. We wouldn't want another "incident", would we? Too many of those and they'll take away your NEETbux, and then what will you do?
Stay safe, NEETcuck.
the wagies have certainly come out to play.
>>26937576
I can't believe some NEET got BTFO by a fucking furfag.
I know they were fucking pathetic already, but this is another level.
We need more of this kind of shit on /r9k/.
>>26938413
Others seem to disagree with you about the NEET getting btfo, wagie.
>>26938484
You're a couple posts too late, NEET
>>26936371
>>26938619
> that guy posts that image in every NEETposting thread
> NEETs never care
really you're going to need better tactics if you're going to bring the NEETs down, wagie.
>>26936283
Ah, Detective NEET! My friend! How has the Wagies girlfriend been treating you? With copious pussy, no doubt.
It's funny you should mention the quiry of why wagecucks refuse to become NEETs! I've been researching this very conundrum in MY copious free time!
The answer is quite simple really, my dear friend. Being a wagekek is a mental illness! I've been working around the clock to cure this illness, the very same illness that drove your victim to suicide no doubt, and I'm getting close. So far the most telling information is that the Wagekeks mind is identical to that of a slave, as I proved in my last experiment, but we still have a ways to go before a cure is found.
>>26937863
Wagie really, the only one with an active imagination here is you.
> Don't you know I fool my mother into thinking I'm an idiot?
> Don't you know the NEET's life is built on the manipulation of others- this is why we are the alpha?
> Don't you know she won't bring me my tendies otherwise?
Really wagie, I expected better from you. You seem smarter than the type we usually get around here.
Just as Shekelstein pilfers your time and pays in you mere rubles, the NEET raids the pockets of his loving wagie parents. It's the natural order of things, wagecuck- you wagies just love to feed the NEET!
And the best part is, we get to listen to you cry about it every single night. Thanks for lining my pockets, wagie. And you're right, I won't be joining you- I've got a murder to solve.
>>26939201
You don't have to be the world's greatest detective to reach that conclusion, Professor NEET.
>>26939398
Why of course not my friend! I worked out the initial experiment in a few hours in between fapping and watching anime. The real conundrum is how to cure the illness, and if I'm not being too forward, the body of your victim would really prove helpful to this end! Would you be so kind as to donate it? It's not as if his wagekek family would even have time to notice his body was missing after all! What with their time being eaten up by mr shekelstien.
>>26935714
Holy shit. Where does NEET creativity come from?
>>26939494
Go right ahead fellow NEET, I'm not going to stop you. Just be sure to take the body without the policecuckies noticing, they're wagies and they'll get fired if Police Chief Shekels notices the victim missing. Then again, they *are* wagies, so it shouldn't be too difficult to outsmart them.
where is smug wojak? this is Nightly NEETpost, shouldn't he be here by now?
>>26935714
damn i thought you were a real private investigator for a second. i'm disappointed
I think it's funny how the wagies come in here all the time talking about their fabulous, lowstress jobs and 120k/year salaries, then try to make it seem incredulous that a NEET could write a song or read a book.
who here /shopping4one/?
>>26939857
hello vaporwave pepe poster, i see you around all the time
you like vaporwave huh?
>>26939884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZxJbQwlCg
I am a man of many tastes. some tastes I just cant get enough... I have the time to thoroughly enjoy a genre and reflect on how the songs relate to the current events in my life. I'm sure my NEETbrothers would understand.
Why would I ever want to be a NEET anon? Working is good for you, you should try it sometime.
>>26939996
Just because the work you do gets paid for doesnt mean the work you do is better or at all more meaningful than the work we NEETs do.
>>26940059
What work do NEETs do exactly? sit on your ass all day and play vidya while your mommy desperately pleads for you to get a job?
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little neet thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" neet pepe, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about being a neet. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic poorfagfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Yawn, I'm such an lazy piece of shit that I'm a neet". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>26940087
We write the epic that is known as 4chan.
You shit on it and wipe your ass with it like its your toiletpaper to shitpost on. We NEETs are 100% of the content creators that bring your wagecuck is here in the first place. We dont even get paid for this. If I was paid for every one of my posts I'd be one of the richest men on the planet.
>>26940263
Nice copypasta, wagie. It seems you don't have time to come up with insults of your own so you steal others'. You'll never see a NEET resorting to copypasta.
You lose today wagecuck. You can try again tomorrow if you like but I understand if you don't want to waste those precious weekend hours getting BTFO.
If I was paid for every one of my conversations I had with people in video games I would be one of the most wealthy writers on the planet
but I do it for free
because I was given so much in this life
yet wagies come in here to shit on my and the creations of my brothers. they get emotionally wound up and they cant handle themselves and hurt everyone and themselves .
I'm a multimedia producer and my works are world renowned. No one paid me once for my energy that I spent to gift the world these excellent memes, these portrails these expressions of life that you too relate with.
No one pays me for my revelations and statements of awareness that people take for granted and use all the same. I do this out love for my human race, for my home this 4chan.
How dare you wagecucks come in here and say what we do is worthless. I spit on your cheesy productions. TV, Radio, Movies, Video Games, Music, it's all trash save for the things that NEETs make.
>applied for job
>didn't get it
Oh well, I guess I wasn't cut out to be a wagecuck. It's okay though. I still have my permanent NEETbux which I spent on tendies, goldfish crackers, ice cream and weed. Maybe shitposting all day will cheer me up. What's that wagie? You have to have drug tests for your job and can't enjoy the devil's lettuce? I feel sorry for you wagecuck but at least you have your hard earned cigarettes and coffee. Thanks for the nice stuff!
>>26940380
thanks for saying how we all feeling anon.
>>26940382
Keep telling yourself that loser, see where it gets you.
The wagies sure are mad tonight, my fellow NEETs. Are they upset they just aren't /aqua/? How deep could this rabbit hole of misery and shekels go? Professor NEET, I think you might have some insight into this. What could it be?
>>26935714
I need someone to know where I'll be for my gangbang, in case I am murdered
>>26940594
>see where it gets you
Wagies use this line a lot. Where is there to get to? Wherever you go, there you are
>>26935714
Nowthe game is afoot.
>>26940783
> smug wojak has arrived
This thread is probably the best one of these I've seen.
What's everyone doing for Easter? Who /easteregghunt/ here?
>>26936492
PLEASE mr neet what do i need to do to be allowed to stay
>>26941189
The answer is simple, lad.
Just give up, and become a NEET like me.
NEETs are making this board great again
>>26935714
Holy shit this is just sad
