Femanons describe your father. Do you get along with him?
No he was addicted to alcohol and then my parents divorced. He told me a few times he was going to kill himself.
there are no femanons here
Used to fuck him :)
Basically most girls dream.
My dad is a 6'7", hairy, super muscly, big boned, lumberjack looking bear man with a deep booming voice. He's a very intimidating man to people that don't know him. My mom died after giving birth to me and he raised me by himself. He's the coolest and sweetest dad I could ever ask for, I love him a lot. We get about as good as you could possibly be with your dad. He's the very definition of a gentle giant, he's very kind of caring but at seem time he could break you in half if he felt like it.
Whenever I'm anywhere with him, the ladies are just wetting themselves over him but my dad still has a soft spot for my mom so he doesn't really care about dating anymore. I still live alone with him because I like being with him and keeping him company.
>>26646084
kek judith barsi when?
>>26646256
Litrelly sounds like you want to fuck him you dumb whore. Also hi mystery you spoon.
>>26646256
sounds uber comfy
>>26646256
You want his lumberjack dick inside you don't you?
>>26646256
Hi mystery you dumb cunt. Nice porn videos :)
>>26646256
Did your mom die because his cock was just too huge for her?
>>26646256
since he isn't dating because he misses your mom may she r.i.p, do you plan on taking over her womanly duties? has he ever told you that you remind him of her?
>>26646322
She died after catching her daughter getting fucked by him. Poor bitch died of a heart attack.
>>26646043
never met him, never saw a pic. he's dead now
my stepdad however
>5'8" maybe? mom is taller, long torso, short legs, like a mayan
>darkish skin, but he's white. dark hair, blue eyes.
our relationship has always been rough, we love eachother but cant stand eachother i guess you'd say. he is mildly autistic and has anger issues, was illiterate until recently, but he's pretty damn smart especially with building stuff and doing math and shit.
>>26646256
Oh my goodness. Can I marry your dad? He sounds so hot.
>>26646043
Stop giving whores attention, retard. Thismis the 50th fembot thread today.
>>26646256
>tfw no tall lumberjack daddy to fuck my pussy until i break in half
>>26646371
>being this much of a slut
He's probably in his 50s or some shit you whore.
>>26646267
Wow that's really sad. But my dad was not abusive to anyone but himself.
>>26646328
I do all the cooking and cleaning in our house. He says I look like my mom all the time.
>>26646552
>He's probably in his 50s
You say this like it's a bad thing. High test older men are top tier, stay jelly.
>>26646642
what about the sexual duties of a woman? will you fulfill that role too?
>>26646642
Your moms sucking satans cock in hell, bitch.
>>26646642
Do it in my house and be my mommy gf
>>26646642
Because he wants to fuck you bitch.
>>26646084
did he touch your naughty bits?
>>26646270
>>26646300
>>26646321
>>26646322
>>26646328
>>26646343
go fucking your 1D dildo you underage cunts
>>26647036
is your pussy still hairy mystery?
>>26647048
Is your anus so large you have to spread your shit even on the internet ?
>>26646896
I would consider it if he offered..
>>26647084
>disgusting degenerate incest
Fembot confirmed
>>>/soc/
>>26646642
I do that at my house too. Dad tells me I look like my mom as well jokingly.im male tho
>tfw your dad is really hot but he wont fuck you
>>26647095
You know what to do you faggot.
Give him theA
>>26647095
Yaoi detected
>>26647084
why do so many girls think about their dads this way?
its like girls are programmed to want big dad dick.
>>26647084
You dirty girl. Go fuck your daddy right now.
>>26647076
What about your cucked bf, did he fulfill your piss fetish already?
>>26647186
ew that's gross
>>26647173
I'd rather not. He only says it because I take after my mom looks like much more than my brothers and the fact that I'm stuck with the all womanly duties because my dad and brothers all work awesome jobs with tons of hours meanwhile im wasting away working part time in retail.
>>26646995
No he didn't do that
>>26647241
Your life is literally one big BL cliche LOOL
Question for daughters of single fathers:
Who the hell teaches you about feminine hygiene and periods and shit?
>>26647362
>Who the hell teaches you about feminine hygiene and periods and shit?
Daddy.
>>26647372
And who taught your Daddy?
>>26647389
/r9k/ apparently.
>>26647362
Kids learn about health/sex Ed/ and basic puberty knowledge in school.
There is also the internet and the fact that most feminine hygiene products have directions on the packaging.
If nothing else they probably have friends and older sisters/ other female relatives to ask.
>>26647361
How so? I don't watch BL. He's straight though anyway, a man's man, if you will. He only says those things to push me further and better myself rather than wallow in mediocrity. He hates that I don't work a prideful job, a real job doing real work to make real money and he hates that I don't bring home girls every weekend and make him proud. So he just insults my manhood hoping it would push me to change. I'm on /r9k/ though so you can see the futility in doing so.
>>26647389
Daddy's a smart guy.
My dad is voting Trump.
>>26646425
Why are you femanons so lewd?
alcoholic, racist homophobe
>>26647241
Your moms a whore.
>>26647241
>dumb bitch who gets fucked bynher dad likes niggers
Who would have guessed, trash.
>>26647508
With everyone but us.
>They're literally trying to turn us into their gay friend.
>>26647451
>gee my son never brings girls home
>better insult his manhood
If I run a country I'd never let uneducated fucks have children.
>>26646664
How many men have you slept with fembot?
>>26647451
I was just giving you a hard time but if you were really curious it's because in BL it's sort of a cliche that the submissive guy cooks and cleans and there's also the fact that you live with a bunch of successful dudes.
Jokes aside, what makes you so different from your brothers?
>>26647511
>Literally letting the Jewish media program you with hatred for your father because he doesn't follow status-quo beliefs
Kill yourself.
>>26647566
Why are you such an expert on BL? I didn't know about the second thing.
>>26647568
>drinks a case of beer in less than 2 days
>anytime a black person appears of tv, has to say "haha, nigger"
>once got angry at my mom when he shook the hand of a gay guy and she didn't tell him ahead of time.
Lord, save me from the jews.
>>26647624
>>anytime a black person appears of tv, has to say "haha, nigger"
LOL. Sounds hilarious.
Your dad may be uncouth, but niggers are much, much worse.
If I catch you sleeping with a nigger, I'll beat you within an inch of your life.
>>26647645
I need some dark chocolate in my life though, Anon.
>>26647535
I'm a guy you retard
>>26647519
no shit. she cheated on my father and my dad divorced her and she fucked off with her bf and is now struggling financially while my dad is drowning in pussy
>>26647547
Pretty much. He's one of those super macho "lead, follow, get out of the way" types and owns his own car garage.
>>26647566
>I was just giving you a hard time but if you were really curious it's because in BL it's sort of a cliche that the submissive guy cooks and cleans
Well I'm not submissive so there goes your fantasy.
>and there's also the fact that you live with a bunch of successful dudes.
Gee thanks for reminding me.
>Jokes aside, what makes you so different from your brothers?
Well for one they are all a lot taller than me because they took my dad's respectable 6' height and chiseled features will i got the short end of the stick and ended up manlet sized and soft looking thanks to my tiny ass mom. Also, they all work manly jobs making bank and just overall being successful with gf's and life. Meanwhile I make single digit hourly wages serving customers in retail while spending my free time reading manga, doing arts and crafts, playing weeaboo card games, and posting on mongolian puppet theater forums.
>>26647609
also this
>>26647670
I know you're just trying to wind me up. I wish you wouldn't though.
>>26647645
>internet tough guys
Why do people even say stupid shit like this?
My dad is a really cool guy, he was always there for me when I was growing up and still is today, we have a great relationship.
>>26647645
This is now a racist dad roleplay thread. Good start.
>drinks a pint of McCormick's and challenges 10 year old son's only black friend to an arm wrestling match in front of his entire sleepover party
>>26647609
>>26647678
>Why are you such an expert on BL? I didn't know about the second thing.
Because I'm a perverted weeb
>>26647678
Do you want to change? I think you can be successful even if you don't look like your brothers.
>>26646256
>Whenever I'm anywhere with him, the ladies are just wetting themselves
no girl would ever say this
>>26647763
>Because I'm a perverted weeb
That's amazing, fujoshis are the best. Tell me more interesting things.
Tall, black, Neurotic, always panicking, too nice, soft spoken, smart. Yeah we get a long but he just needs to calm down a bit.
My dad has like a 9 inch penis.
Would suck.
>>26647763
be my fujoshi gf
pIs
>>26646368
Your stepdad was the beta provider for your alpha dad.
>>26647763
>Because I'm a perverted weeb
Shocker. I'd be lying if I said you were the first fujoshi to tell me these things. The first one wrote a big story involving me and my brother. I wanted to die when I read it.
>Do you want to change?
I'd like to not be dependent on my father, but that's not really an option right now. It doesn't help that he holds it over my head on a daily basis. Kinda kills any bits of self confidence I try to manage together. My brothers tease me constantly too.
> I think you can be successful even if you don't look like your brothers.
By just being myself, I'm guessing? By that advice id end up one of your BL characters and I'd rather avoid that if at all possible.
>>26647782
>>26647848
Why don't you guys date each other?
>>26648007
Because I'd rather be your bf and let you bully me while other guys fuck me
>>26647966
Well tbqh I wouldn't consider myself a fujo, I've just been watching anime and reading manga since I was like 8.
I just got what you meant by not being like your siblings. I just make up for it with my studies, although that only goes so far.
Not in the sense of being yourself, but stop giving a shit about what they're doing and focus on what you want to do.
>be older guy with a thing for young girls with daddy issues
>mfw this thread
>>26646043
I love love love my father more than anything else. He's such an amazing person. I really do love him with all my heart. I'd rather kill myself than have him upset at me. It's just my mother who's a psycho bitch who hates everybody but herself...
>>26648185
Aww :3
What's your daddy like femanon?
>>26648185
If your mother was withholding sex from him would you be ready to satisfy him sexually?
>>26648085
>I just got what you meant by not being like your siblings
It sucks fampai.
>I just make up for it with my studies, although that only goes so far.
Shitty thing is I didn't finish college and am paying off my debt which is difficult enough when I'm barely making ends meet just maintaining a car and bills. I'd be done for living on my own and I don't have the time or money to go to college. I'm kind of stuck. I'm not physically strong so I'm not cut out for manual labor like my brothers.
>but stop giving a shit about what they're doing and focus on what you want to do.
I don't have any goals at this point and living with them depresses me to no end. My only friends are weebs I play card games with it every so often and 2 fujoshi who, while I do love them, get on my nerves with all their homofiction. Then again at least they tease me lovingly compared to how my brothers tease me.
>>26648279
That is a really shitty situation. Is your dad just unsympathetic?
And have you considered joining the military? It could help pay off your debt and you could be able to afford going back in the future if you wanted to.
>>26648402
>Is your dad just unsympathetic?
I remind him of my mother so probably not.
>And have you considered joining the military?
Got denied. I didn't really wanna go anyway because I have a paralyzing fear of guns anyway but I failed the physical for some retarded reason so I guess I lucked out.
>>26648459
Anon I'm sorry for calling your life a BL cliche.
At least the 2D world is more forgiving.
Why didn't you finish college though?
>>26648654
>Anon I'm sorry for calling your life a BL cliche.
It kind of is so whatever
>Why didn't you finish college though?
I got into a car accident towards the end of one semester. The guy I got into an accident with was in one my classes. He looked like a roid raging musclebound idiot, complete with sports car. When we get out of the cars to check on damage he's screaming at the top of his lungs telling me it's all my fault, though I don't think it was. He freaked me out doing that and even got up in my face and was about to hit me until the cops came. I was scared for my life because this guy was so much bigger than me (I stand at 162 cm). Eventually the accident is cleaned up, both cars are totaled and I'm in a lot of pain from the impact which sucked being that my airbags didnt deploy. I literally broke down in tears from the incident and was too afraid to go back to my classes in fear of seeing that guy again so I ended up flunking out, which left me with a lot of debt. I've become rather meek and avoidant over the years.
>>26648096
None of these girls would fuck their daddy though. Or older guys. Most of them are guys trolling.
He's ok, better now that i dont live with him. He isnt really suited to being a father i guess, so its better now that im older and we can try to be more like friends instead of parent and daughter. We get on for a certain amount of time, but i definitely couldnt move back in with him, and would not want to date someone like him
>>26648096
>every guy ever
>>26648823
How old are you now?
And FUCK THAT GUY!! Aaah
So you were traumatized by the incident?
Why didn't you just transfer?
>>26648955
>How old are you now?
25 though i look substantially younger thanks to inferior genetics. I can't even grow facial hair and bulking up isn't even possible thanks to the accident.
>And FUCK THAT GUY!! Aaah
He was a literal chad and the complete amalgamation of everything I'll never be.
>So you were traumatized by the incident?
yes
>Why didn't you just transfer?
I was too depressed to care. My dad didn't take it well either that I fucked up his insurance getting into that accident. Also, the guy being military was somehow able to convince the cops that it was my fault despite me having the right of way. My dad called me a failure of a man and "a worse driver than my cunt mother." At this point he doesn't even try to toughen me up anymore, though he does still make quips at my masculinity and calls me a woman.
>>26649080
25 is still pretty young!
You have your whole life ahead and it will definitely change for the better!
That "Chad" was a complete jerk and you should be happy you're not like him.
>>26649080
And you'll be really happy with your genetics in your 30s when you still look 20.
Why can't you bulk up? Were you injured?
>>26649361
>You have your whole life ahead and it will definitely change for the better!
I''ll believe it when I see it.
>That "Chad" was a complete jerk and you should be happy you're not like him.
idk last I checked he graduated and is a physical therapist now making bank.
>>26649403
>And you'll be really happy with your genetics in your 30s when you still look 20.
Not like it matters when I'm too beta to ever initiate or maintain a relationship. Also, I get mistaken for a woman when I wear my hair long sadly. I wear it long because I'm really shy and I like being able to hide parts of my face in case I get embarrassed or upset in public.
>Why can't you bulk up? Were you injured?
Car accident hurt me pretty bad and I have to be really careful being that I'm prone to reinjuring now.
>>26649513
Can you post contact?
Very kind, calm, and empathetic. Sentimental, has the same sense of humour as me, not very good at whispering funny comments without them hearing, a good cook.
He's 62 now, just got separated from my mum. Needs to find a nice woman to love and maybe get a dog when he retires. I love him very much and we get on very well, can talk about pretty much anything. He's going through quite a rough patch at the moment, his brother died last year and he lost both parents a few years ago, and living alone is not helping
>>26649650
why do you want it?
>>26649682
Idk do you want another weeb friend?
And this is the longest convo ive had on 4chan in a while (I usually don't post)
And it'll be easier for me to reply to you
>>26649650
>>26649513
Congrats on the gf anon
Man I love my dad, he's probably the kindest person I've ever known. Explains why I'm such a looser pushover.
He's pretty old now, overweight, sits around in front of the tv a lot.
>>26649727
im flattered. temp 4 u[email protected]
>>26649800
Talk more about your fat sack of shit father familam
>>26649826
Not sure if this is a troll or not
>>26650069
>>26649733
>make and post email
>no response
I can't even make friends let alone relationships
>>26650069
I'm real, as much as I'd rather not be. I feel pathetic.
>>26649733
ok I feel like I've been rused now.
Think I would legit be an absent father if I had a daughter.
Can't think of worse announcement than that.
>>26647285
do you wish he did?
>>26651073
No I don't wish that
>>26650075
Sorry I got really busy
>>26650075
>>26650166
I had to go do something, but I sent you a reply.
>>26652030
>I had to go do something, but I sent you a reply.
Hey, can you be my gf?
>>26651073
>>26651741
>>26651945
i am very surprised these were original posts
>>26652112
this one also
>>26652112
I'm >>26651945
But not the other two
>>26651741
why not? what's wrong with you?
>>26652112
>>26652157
Oh wow I'm really out of it and just got what you meant, I'm dumb ignore the above post.
>>26647712
>do you wanna fuck him?
>>26647822
how do you know how big it is?
Reading these comments is touching.
Girls really do care about their dads as they get older, huh?
>>26649674
>Needs to find a nice woman to love
won't you be that woman?
>>26652753
>roasties only start to care about men as they move away and grow apart
sounds about right
I really love my father. He isn't my real father but he reased me and loved me like his real daughter. We often listen music together, and I listen when he plays the guitar
