Hello /r9k/.
I am going out to a store to buy supplies, notably, food.
It occured to me I should buy my waifu some good food.
What do you think she'd like? Any suggestions? I was thinking, a lot of chocolate and juice.
I wish I could make her something better like lasagna or good meat but I can't cook.
Thanks for the advice.
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>>26645995
Depends on who your waifu is, OP
she a shit?
>>26646189
No she is absolutely perfect.
>>26645995
The girl in the pic has a youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICACsr6ICg
Tuna.
>>26646219
So you say.. Who is she, friend?
>>26646253
Why would I?
You wouldn't post your girlfriend on 4chan would you, knowing that anons could do all sorts of immoral things?
Suffice to say, she's very... unique.
Not an elf or anything magical, though. 100% human.
>>26646291
I understand that, friend. In that one waifu-thread there was some anon creating r34 of everyone's waifu, when he got to mine I had to close the thread right away to avoid smashing my screen or something
my waifu is 100% pure, and shall remain as such
>>26646315
I guess I can at least tell you about her ways.
I don't know how to put into words, as I said, she's atypically cute/beautiful.
Very logical and at the same time very warm, and loving.
>>26646386
>logical
I can dig it, friend.
I guess she would like something that tastes good and is just at her rate of .. productivity? I'm not sure what it's called, but if she gets rid of 350 calories the meal ought to be 350 calories as well, you know?
>>26646400
But calorie counting isn't the same thing as taste.
I'm certain she definetely won't enjoy cheetos.
>>26646480
Ah, you're right.. I consider myself quite logical, and I don't like cheetos. How about chocolate? Dark, white..?
A pudding cup is the ultimate snack for waifu. Sweet and delicious but not too fattening. I eat them myself before she can and she pouts so I promise to buy more for her. It's great.
>>26646508
But what if she doesn't like pudding though ? What then, friend?
>>26646551
If she doesn't like pudding your waifu is a trap.
I'm sorry for your loss anon.
>>26646560
B-But I saw hernaked
