Would you buy a phone plan from her?
>>26635112
Only if she agreed to sleep with me
Of course, she could sell me anything
>You're a big guy
What did she mean by this?
>>26635112
only if I could pay with my dick
>>26635112
No because she's hardly above average.
>thinly veiled Milana thread
Im okay with this 2bh
Plz post moar pics of her, I'm not attracted to chubby girls but this one is the perfect version with a woman who has "curves"
>>26635200
strap in faggot, i gotchu lad
>>26635210
>she will never be yours
end my life 2bh ladz
>>26635221
>tfw only 140 images left in my Milana folder
>>26635236
2thick4me
>>26635254
anyone still here? dont wanna just be posting for my own enjoyment
>>26635254
Is that chef gordon ramsey?
No, I got t mobile $30 unlimited data because I'm a cheap loser who only uses his phone to shitpost in public.
>>26635272
>>26635276
yes, it was for one of her commercials
>>26635286
Intredasting, welp see ya guy take care
>>26635286
how do other women even compete?
>>26635254
Holy shit, dat booty!
>>26635286
She looks like tina fey in that picture
>>26635131
Wasting her potential working for AT&T desu
>>26635316
Jesus Christ, her titties look like they'd be perfect to the touch.
>>26635316
>>26635322
ik lad
>>26635326
i can see it
>>26635331
idc 2bh, more pics of her for me to enjoy
>>26635338
>>26635337
ofc she is the pinnacle of women
Who actually created this woman? Her body looks like it was forged by some sort of sexual goddess.
>>26635353
>tfw ive made threads hit image limit before with milana
absolute madman
>>26635357
idk but i thank my lucky stars shes here tho
>>26635368
>ywn grope Milana
why live
>>26635392
>she will never sit on your face
just end my life 2bh
>>26635411
god i fucking hate having to select the street signs
>>26635423
store fronts are also shitty too, but not as shitty
>>26635436
so apparently jeb dropped out of the primaries
>>26635450
which i guess is good, now we will hear less about him
Her and Stevie were untouchable.They still are.
>>26635473
i wish captcha would stop screwing me over tho
>>26635490
>Street signs again
JUST
god damn she is BUILT to breed
>>26635221
post more like this one
>>26635436
or this. i doubt she has an ass tho.
>>26635507
you can feel her jealousy of Milana tbf
>>26635536
>>26635511
will this do lad?
>>26635547
me on the left 2bh
>>26635560
is street names hard for everyone or am i just retarded
>>26635574
probably the latter tbf with you guys
I will add this to my collection.
>>26635589
what has my life come to?
something good 2bh
>>26635601
>>26635600
please do, it adds some sort of meaning to my milanaposting
>>26635638
I WANT MORE MILANA. I NEVER WANTED A WOMAN MORE THAN HER
>>26635638
>tfw listening to foreign music and you dont know what they are saying but the beats jamming so you dont care
>>26635651
relax senpai i gotchu
>>26635423
>milana vists jeb bush
>>26635660
>word filter
EVERYTIME MOOK PLS FIX
>>26635685
>>26635678
Making fun of jeb is like making fun of a retarded kid
>>26635712
me on the right hahaha
I do not believe it is fair for attractive women to be in sales positions. It is like fraud, or mind control, or customers under the influence. Men are biologically wired to fall under the attractive woman's body spell, and smells.
It should be outlawed.
>>26635723
>>26635726
>the attractive woman's
you got that right
>>26635749
who else /listeningtoukrainianpopmusic/
Do you guys think she likes to be pissed on?
>>26635773
shit image 2bh lad
>>26635782
prob not
>>26635799
hitler may have done a few things wrong :/
>>26635821
seriously have no idea what these guys are saying but is catchy
>>26635836
who knew coming up with an original comment could be so hard
>>26635863
id hold a gun to her if you know what i mean :^)
Guys, you know she's a Jew, right?
>>26635889
>>26635893
i couldn't care less, and neither could my dick 2bh
>>26635893
All the better. Cucking Schlomo is a plus.
>>26635914
>swn have your kids
is there even a reason to live?
>>26635933
>>26635925
dont jews generally go after non jews tho?
>>26635949
can chestlets even compete with this jewress soviet qt?
>>26635889
id shoot my load in her if you know what i mean :^)
>ywn put a baby inside her
gun now
>>26635966
>>26635971
wouldn't we all tho?ofc we would she is high test af
>AT&T
>>26635999
check em
>>26635997
i know that feeling lad
>ywn cuddle under the blankets after inseminating her
>>26636028
>>26636037
i dont wanna feel that feel because ive already felt it, and it feels bad
>>26636012
holy shit the bot was okay with this
>>26636055
>>26636056
now no one else will ever be able to use it, are you happy?
>>26636028
What was happening in that pic?
>>26636085
>>26636094
Milana being zany/cute, idk
What a body. Clearly made for BBC, I bet she enjoys her fair share of "urban" guys.
>>26636109
does life have purpose without Milana?
>>26636133
>>26636127
hahaha great post lad 10/10
>>26636085
I am very happy now, thank you for asking.
>>26635112
As a Verizon employee I would love to fuck her and have intercarrier babies.
>>26636133
What a pair. Do you think they sag with no bra though?
>>26636149
>tfw no thick uzbek gf
>>26636164
>>26636152
no prob lad
>>26636159
probably a little, which id totes be alright with
>>26636195
id do terrible, unholy things to her, like shit you'd need a priest to undo
>>26635547
no im not impressed at all, pham.
can you stop bumping this thread? thanks
>>26636222
why do i keep getting trips and dubs? surely im the only person with this misfortune
>>26636127
>an American was made for the BBC
Nice to see the colonies trying to offer some value but I'm afraid we've got all the presenters we need, gents.
>>26636249
>>26636237
you're not my dad
>>26636280
>>26636259
who is this? i know shes some game show lady but what for?
>>26635893
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milana_Vayntrub
>She moved to West Hollywood with her parents at the age of three, fleeing religious persecution.[7][8] She started acting in Mattel Barbie commercials at the age of five, due in part to her family's financial problems.[9]
>Vayntrub briefly attended Beverly Hills High School, but dropped out after her sophomore year, got a GED, and went on to get a degree in communication from University of California, San Diego.[9]
What in the fucking fuck. Most "refugees" trying to get away from "persecution" wind up in the ghettos of America, but these cockroaches wind up in fucking Hollywood, with their kid acting in Barbie commercials two years later. Due to "financial difficulties." Fuck.
She was even a dropout, but still got into uni, and wound up with an acting career despite getting a degree in fucking communications. Many other child immigrants and refugees also wind up dropping out, getting an education in gangland activities and a career in drug dealing before dying young.
I still think her body is amazing, but she just made me realize what the leftists mean by"privilege".
Hollywood Jews are an amazing breed of parasite: they can make a robot and a SJW come together to crush them.
>>26636321
really need to organize my porn folders guys, shits messy yo
>>26636342
>>26636341
tldr? thats a wall of text you got there lad
>>26636384
id berry my dick so far up her ass whoever could pull me out would be named king of england
>>26636403
obfuscate is taken wtf
>>26636439
>ywn have a pillowfight with milana
brb grabbing helium tank
>>26636321
Her name is Rachel Riley, she's actually hella smart.
If I could clone her and that clone were willing to grow old and die with me that'd be hella sweet.
>>26636463
>>26636471
im pretty sure clones are a way away lad but keep dreaming the good dreams i know i will
>>26636341
Continuing because I'm still rustled:
Her family "fled" in 1990 (NINETEEN FUCKING NINETY). It's not like they were living in Stalinist Russia. What "persecution" could they possibly have been experiencing? They just caught wind of the USSR collapsing and the economy going to shit, and decided to scurry away overseas like the cockroaches they are. Her mom probably sucked the right dick, and that's how they got to hollywood.
>>26636384
Your waifu's just a cockroach. A sexy cockroach. And a roastie HS dropout with a communications degree. Plus her parents were commies.
She's uzbek-jew, too, so she'll age like milk. You can already see her drooping facial features in some of the images. You need to archive as many images of her present state as you can, because pretty soon she'll just be another wrinkly, hideous jewess.
>>26636505
i forgot how satisfying that gif is to watch 2bh
>>26636505
Unfortunately science can never find a way to make a clone of Rachel Riley want to stay with us, robot.
>>26636538
>>26636533
>roastie HS dropout
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>26636577
>>26636566
no animus pls, this is a uzbek waifu thread
>>26636599
so many repeating digits in a row, lets hope i dont fuck up
>>26636599
>he called me out for posting animus
>>26636633
me on the bottom left haha
>>26636634
animu out pls
Milana in
>>26636666
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING REPEATING DIGITS REEEEEE
>>26636687
thank god, now i dont have to take my shitposting seriously anymore
>>26636666
I don't have any pictures of uzbek immigrants
>>26636718
i wonder what milana would think of me if she knew i had a folder of her?
>>26636750
>>26636744
lmao what are you a gay?
>>26636770
so whats the deal with airline food amirite guys
>>26636750
i dunno man i just don't keep porn on my computer, that's what the internet is for
>>26636792
>>26636804
>Milana
>Porn
pls dont imply my waifu is a sloot
>>26636831
this is so much easier on a board without the arbitrary muting
>>26636859
>ywn put your face between her glorious bosom
haha end my fucking life
>>26636895
i bet milana is a nogunz
>>26636922
jews are almost always nogunz
>>26636951
you guys still here?
pls robot take pity on me
>>26636985
Yeah. I just keep staring at her. I would commit suicide if I could cuddle with her.
>>26636985
>ywn be able to smell her hair while spooning with her
i dont wanna feel these feels brah, but i do it for her
>>26637027
>>26637000
if you kill yourself wouldnt it defeat the purpose of cuddling?
>>26637042
I could cuddle with her for 10 seconds and I would not need anything else in life. Probably do something really degenerating. Anything for her.
>>26637042
pretty shit trigger discipline, so im assuming nogunz
>>26637090
>>26637078
>Anything for her.
iktf
>>26637123
>ywn have makeup sex with milana
wakemeupsinside.jpg
>>26637146
god appeasing the robot sure sucks
>>26637166
>ywn wake up beside milana
>>26637180
i wonder if milana can cook decently
>>26637200
>milana will never cook you jew foods
>>26637219
"Only able to muster the words
That booty"
>>26637242
milanaposting is hard work 2bh
>>26637274
but someone has to do it right, for her
>>26635536
>>26635131
>thick thighs
>huge hips
>still has gap
HNNNNNNNG
>>26637288
>>26637296
ik lad, literally perfection
Honestly I really really really want her to sit on my face
>>26635112
i like it how these cunts think they can upsell shit to me
>let them waste their time as im checking my phone
>"no thanks"
>>26637312
>>26637326
truer words have never been uttered on this board 2bh
>>26637353
>tfw your range trip is canceled due to rain
fugging rain
>ywn put your head on her lap as she pats your head and sings you to sleep
I'm in such pain right now
>>26637374
center left is me haaha
>>26637389
>>26637387
bruh you dont even wanna feel the feels that ive felt about her
>>26637411
she is so perfect it physically pains me, and not in a good way
How hot do you have to be to score a goddess like this?
>>26637425
i cant decide if she is more qt with glasses or without
>>26637440
>>26637431
shes a jew so you prob just need money
>>26637431
you'd have to not be a subservient beta cuck faggot, which you obviously are
pathetic cunt
>>26637456
she is probably the reason i have a thing for brunettes 2bh
>>26637480
had to pick rivers instead of the usual road signs
>>26637493
somehow fucked up picking waffles
>>26637510
>tfw she will never enjoy it when you call her high test
>>26637540
>tfw milana posting for 2 hours
send help
>>26637540
no doubt she'll never enjoy anything that's coming out of your pedestalizing, pathetic little cuck beta mouth
>2mb webm limit on /r9k/
Fuck
Thanks helping me step up my milana folder btw bro
>>26637579
How old is milanas mom she looks amazing
>>26637553
>>26637561
>u r a cuck
>tfw milana will never cuck me
why live
>>26637579
no prob lad
>>26636259
i have a few webM's to share
>>26637614
but srsly i cant decide, is milana more qt with glasses or withoutshes still qt either way
>>26637629
so biscoff cookies are just graham crackers in cookie form right?
no cock, no deal
sorry
>ywn wake up to this
>>26637650
>>26637658
t. gay
end yourself
>>26637683
>>26637679
imma kill myself lad fugg
orgnal cmmnt
>>26637717
>tfw she will never even be in the same state as me
JUST
>>26637743
but such is life in a rural flyover :(
>>26637770
>ywn raise horses with milana
>>26637783
>ywn raise more horses with milana
>>26637801
>ywn shitpost with milana
>>26637719
Cute! CUTEE!
>>26637743
>she will never ever know you exist
Terrible feeling bros
>>26637824
why do qts have to exist? life would be so much easier without them
>>26637865
>>26637864
it is a bad feel brah, and trust me ive felt it
cmmnt 2
>>26637920
>ywn have weird vampire sex with milana
cmmnt 3Silicon Valley Season 1: Episode #6
>>26637934
>that wink
hnnnnnnng
>>26637949
>ywn have more weird vampire sex with milana
>>26637958
It would be perfect if she was a lesbian.
>>26637958
fug, it didnt work
>>26637979
>her face will never light up like this for you
>>26638049
life is suffering without milana
cmmnt 4
>>26635316
I'd wear that outfit 2bh
>>26638105
>>26638126
>ywn use her ass as a pillow
end it
>>26638165
>only 37 posters
doing gods work
>>26638207
2bh this isnt the first time ive done this, the autism is real
>>26638255
>ywn be this dog
ugly kike
>>26638329
>>26638336
im surprised that got by the bot desu
>>26638373
god i need to get a life
or a real hobby
Rule 34 when
been a blast guys, enjoy milana
>>26638427
Dillon Harper is a pretty close match
>>26638514
Pretty close match to Seth Mcfarlane
2 hours and 30 minutes ive spent posting here and im not gonna let it 404 this quickly
>max image limit reached
FUCKKK YOUUUUU HIROSHIMA
>>26639063
this 2bh i was going to post more
>>26638514
Lol, noDillon Harper does look like the girl on Phillip DeFranco's YT channel though. You know the one with the annoying voice?
and since i couldn't post it heres the one of milana supposedly flashing
http://imgur .com/elekk6m
dumb cunts bump this shit for future generations
>tfw milana will never know of your existence
shit sucks 2bh lad
