I'm fucking suicidal over the fact that I'll never have a huge cock. Mine is average and I can't stand it. I can't stop thinking about it. Fuuuuuck. Anyone else know this feeling? Even if I quit porn for a month I still dwell on it.
>>26625854
No. My dick is pretty big, desu. It sounds like you've developed an unhealthy obsession with dicks though, man.
eh heh heh
good goyim
>>26625854
Tbh senpai I get nervous about my dick despite supposedly being average or just below.
Then I remember all the girls who have chased me around that I ignored cause I'm a stupid dummy.
I don't think they care that much.
I'm screwed if I ever want to suck my own dick tho.
>>26625880
I don't know how to stop the obsession. I need help. You saying you have a big one doesn't help me, it only reinforces my belief.
>>26625880
>No. My dick is pretty big, desu.
this tbqhwyf but OP, if you have an average dicc, be happy with that fact that you don't have a small dicc.
Ask yourself, what does it even matter? The fuck kinda positive changes in life you expect from having larger cock?
get urself one of these senpai
it's black too
>>26625854
Son, have you by any chance been watching porn? (I'm hinting that's what the problem is, it might not come over that way over the internet though.)
>>26625854
mine is big enough that i will probably never get a good blowjob ever and topping someone is generally more of a chore for me. average is better in almost every practical way i can think of. i can't just go around showing people my dick to get them to fuck me so it's essentially just a fleeting ego trip when someone sees it for the first time
>>26626184
Bigdikbro here. Yea, but when you first whip it out, isn't that a rush? I remember once, I pulled it out, grabbed it, and slapped it against my other hand like a cop does with a nightstick.
She just about jizzed right there
>>26625854
I can tell that's Chris Strokes penis, unfortunately.
He has a weird webbed penis.
tfw 2' erected
>>26625854
Look at the bright side, you can still have a huge cock... Inside you.
i'll tell you guys my history
>7x5.5 inches cock
>overfap and overfap
>6.5 and 5 at best now
WHYYYYYYYY
>>26625854
It won't make a difference whether you've got a 2" penis or a 12" penis, it's not like any of us will ever use it.
>>26627176
THIS IS ME EXACTLY RIGHT DOWN TO THE FUCKING SIZE CHANGE GOD DAMN
Fuck man, how the hell can we get back to where it was? My boners are way less hard now. I just did a 3-day nofap and it didnt change shit
>>26627296
Kegels might help
>>26627296
>>26627176
Really? For me it depends on the situation.
Fapping I'm sometimes pretty hard, other times I'll be diamonds and it'll be full length
How """"""""""average""""""""""" is it exactly?
>tfw average as fuck 6" length
>tfw massive 6" girth
I console myself with the fact that whilst I will never make a girls eyes pop out of her head when I reveal my dick, my girth will do the talking in the sack
I spent an hour edging and milking my balls this morning and exploded in a way I never have before. I think having big girth helps with ejaculation power
>>26627176
Start doing cardio and cut off the soda and cigarettes.
>>26627362
I always here about kegels but nobody ever posts a good routine/schedule for it or show its actual results
>>26627411
>only 5% of the population have lower than 4.5inch length dicks
Just kill me senpai
3.8 inch here
>>26627444
this is probably the reason
I measured 7x5.5 when I was doing military stuff
now that I left it my dick is this size
>>26625854
is the fact that ive never given the smallest fuck about my dick size further proof that im trans? all other men seem obsessed with this. Id trade 2 inches for some qt hair desu
>>26627444
>>26627487
Weed affects it too btw?
>>26627467
what about 2?
>>26627497
that is very peculiar
every straight man who isn't mandingo constantly anguishes about his size
>>26627561
I have a fetish about having a 10x7 inch dick
sounds unhealthy?
>>26627467
>3.8 inches
tragic
>>26627461
Do you mean jelqs?
You don't really need a routine for kegels, just do them whenever
http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/kegel-exercises-treating-male-urinary-incontinence
>>26627561
nope not me. If my dick even dissappeared tomorrow I wouldnt be distraught.
>>26627411
Wow that really makes me feel even better about having a large penis.
>tfw you're bigger than 99% of people
>>26625854
just bang smaller chicks
problem solvedkeep it legal tho
>>26627296
>3-day nofap
Jesus mane at least have a week of nofap
fuck you all desu
Don't worry OP the sciences of penis enlargement is improving, look up Elist penis enlargement.
There is a lot of bad reviews online but maybe in 10 years it would be lot better and accessible.
Currently where talking about a silicone tube (not fat injections) inserted on your shaft increasing girth and length by around 2", but it costs around $9k.
At the moment you're provably too young to afford it but maybe when you're 30+ and more financially secure you will be able to get whatever is out there, just keep up and don't give up.
>compares self to pornstars, male models and olympic athletes
>wonders why he's constantly miserable and insecure
you guys are fucking dumb
9 inch peepee here
i'd donate you my cock OP after i kill myself if i could
Big dick here but i also have severe social anxiety and don't look like chad so I haven't been anywhere near close to getting laid
>tfw my gf keeps telling me how big it is
>tfw my gf keeps telling me how deep it's going
>tfw my gf thanks me after i've fucked her with my big cock
>>26628298
> you guys so dumb teehee
I don't need to compare myself to pornstars to be miserable, I can just look at charts for averages and feel miserable >>26627411
>>26625854
You do realize that's an average sized dick in that picture? They use camera angles and position the girl in a way that makes it look way bigger.
>>26628843
No, Criss Strokes is actually huge
>4,7 inches at best
What's the point in trying to have sex if she's going to disappointed anyway
What I hate more than what OP said is how normies will pretend this isn't a big deal. How they will pretend they don't care just to keep you slaving away. Kinda like an announcer who is telling people to go stand in a queue where they get something really great at the end, but he knows they won't get anything and will just waste their time.
That's what it's like to be an inferior man. You work all your life, try hard, compensate for things out of your control, be the best version of yourself, and then when you finally get to the top of the queue you get told that you can't get in. Fuck that.
>>26625854
Tfw 4 inches and thin as fuck
>>26625854
>>26627467
>>26629328
Become a pizzaphile
It's society's fault for convincing women they must stretch their cunts out to have a fulfilling sex life
>>26628464
>tfw she is just trying to cheer you up
>tfw she is thinking about chads dick when talking to you
>tfw
>>26627411
>Tfw 5.5
kill me
>>26630458
thats average,this graph is false.
Why do you care about having a big dick?
It's not like your going to use it.
>>26630721
if i had a big dick at least i could show it to grills on the internet.
or fags acting like girls.
>italian
>8.5 inches
it's more of a hassle than a blessing usually.
>tfw five inches long, four and a half inches around at best
>>26630703
The graph shows that 5.75 is the average, so 5.5 is not that far off.
>>26630733
No one cares pencil dick.
It's all about that girth.
>>26630760
if you whip out a 5.5 dick girls will laugh
>>26628843
That's what I was thinking, it doesn't look particularly long or girthyI blame you fuckers for this, as a straight guy I shouldn't know this much about penis lengths and sizes.
>>26628843
nope his dick is like 7.5-8" long.
this was /r9k/ self report 16:00 central European time
>>26630826
self reported so remove 1" on every answer.
>>26630826
>More claimed to be 8.5 than 4
>8 x 6 inches
i'm suicidal over how small it is. magnum xl's barely fit.
>>26628234
>Currently where talking about a silicone tube (not fat injections) inserted on your shaft
That sounds horrible
>>26627176
>>26627296
Nofap is a diversion
the real path is no porn
a healthy man (assuming no sexual partners) masturbates 2-4 times a week out of desire, and not out of habit. Pornography is the catalyst for developing unhealthy masturbation habits. Say no to jewish race-mixing propaganda and save your dick at the same time.
>>26630826
So if you remove 1 inch because people lie you get the actual results from studies where it was measured by researchers.
>>26630931
>a healthy man (assuming no sexual partners) masturbates 2-4 times a week out of desire
Yeah, maybe if you're 50 years old with not testorsterone.
>>26628298
Somehow this face makes me uncomfortable
>>26630994
it's not reasonable to assume hundrets of people lie.
lie about a whole inch.
they will measure badly and generously, but not as much.
I added "central European time" because American dicks aren't as large on average.
>>26631067
People always lie. There's a difference between penises measured by actual researchers and self-reported results.
>>26628843
thats not average you dopey cunt
Sauce on OP? Looks hot AF and such a qt
>tfw 5"
hopefully any future partner will not mind.
>implying i will ever have sex
>>26625854
7 inch dick here, pretty good i guess.
but that doesn't matter since i'm a manlet and will never get to use it on a hot slut anyway
>>26631496
I have 5 Inches. Fuckd 4 different girls. I dont think they had a problem with it. but I think they would have liked a bigger cock.
>>26627411
>tfw 7.5 x 5.5
d-did I make the dicklet cutoff?
>>26631695
nope m80
>>26631695
>cut
penis into the trash
>>26631695
lmao you're 5.5 max son
>>26631695
Mutilated dicks fall automatically into the dicklet category. Sorry.
>>26631730
>>26631773
>you will never be a bitter five inch ant eater dick
Feels pretty good
Why do you guys even care about dick size?
It's better not to worry about something uncontrollable
>>26632048
Keep telling that to yourself. You still know that you have mutilated cock and you cant do a shit about it.
>>26632389
Because it still has a huge impact on the quality of our lives. It's hard not to care about it.
>>26625854
Anything above like 4.5" will do, stop obsessing about dicks and put that energy into improving yourself and getting a girl.
>>26631730
It's the opposite here in the US.
>>26632484
>Because it still has a huge impact on the quality of our lives
You're clearly a virgin and have no clue what you're talking about tbqh
>>26632451
I wouldn't want to do anything about it.. I fuck American girls who are used to it, don't need to masturbate or use a condom so I don't need a foreskin.
Guys with foreskin think jerking off feels better than sex. Sex is actually better for cut guys because jerking off sucks for them. That contrast in pleasure that a cut guy feels from going to fapping to sex is like being a starving man and finding a 5 course meal in front of you, while with uncut guys its like having an already satiated belly and being given a small slice of cake for dessert..
>>26625854
i'm black and mine's below average and is also discolored as fuck, as in, there's dark purple areas on the head (might actually be brown, I'm a bit colorblind)
And no, it's not an STD. Just shitty pigmentation I was born with, according to my doctor
