Good evening robots, the F&F is open tonight.
Walk in, gather round, get a drink and share your feels with your fellow brobots. There's a jukebox in the corner if you want to put on music and a deck for smokers on the second floor.
Reminders to keep things civil, since security isn't in the best mood tonight, and if you get a GET your next drink of choice is on the house.
What's on your mind, robots?
>>26586141
these titans
Does the "lift heavy, eat clean" meme work for fembot 200 lb land whales as well?
Morning barkeep, it's 1 am here, just get me a cup of warm milk.
>feels and frogs
Wasn't it the Frog & Feels Tavern?
>>26586186
No, eat clean but moderately. Do cardio, treadmill, walk, bike, row.
>>26586186
You're a girl, literally just eat less. Being a guy is much harder because you actually need to exercise. Have fun with those stretch marks and loose skin though.
>>26586186
>fembot
This meme isn't dead yet?
Aside from that, if you're 200 lb just stop eating like shit and do cardio.
>>26586191
Sure thing, chief. Having a hard time sleeping?
>>26586194
In my heyday it's always been Feels & Frogs, but some bartenders like to reverse it for some reason.
>>26586244
Thanks anon, will do.
I have this girl I like but I don't feel like talking to her because I've realized love is nothing else than a social construct that sets unnecessary goals and unachievable ideals.
what do?
what happened to the old barkeep who said he was dying? did he post any updates recently?
unless op is him, in which case i'm sorry. i'm not good at remembering tripcodes
gin & tonic please
>>26586284
>social construct
wew lad, even if you're right that "social construct" isn't founded on nothing. It's your lizard brain and limbic system working in tandem as well.
Besides, nothing wrong with social constructs anyway. Voting is a social construct and people do that without a second thought.
Tl;dr stop being edgy and talk to her, you've very little to lose.
>>26586354
Recently I'm not sure, but one thread he started I took over for him after he called it a night. He's only got a few months left and he's gonna spend them doing what he wants, including shitposting.
Gin and tonic coming right up, friend.
I don't know how to approach women at all. I'm in college and was hoping I'd magically, instantaneously learn how to talk to people just in general but low and behold it's not the case. On the bright side, Im getting my homework done and get to chill and smoke tomorrow.
>tfw all out of alcohol & have not had a drink in 5 days
Sobriety is excruciating, but I must not buy more. Tea, if you will.
I've been bored with my life ever since I broke up with my gf and have no friends, there's this girl at work who I like but the last time I tried to date a girl from work it ends up awkward,it's her birthday soon and I've been too beta to set up a date with her even though she's mentioned she wants to hike with me
A White Russian please
The guy i like is married and have a son. I know i like him, just a little i think. He always look at me at the faculty. He told his relationship is horrible. I like him the way he is, with all his flaws, drugs, inmaturity and acne. But propably nothing is going to happen. I'm a bastard, so I'll never be the other one. I'm falling in love with him.
>>26586473
Well, good on you anon. Some tea should sort you out I hope.
>>26586583
What do you think exactly is stopping you, anon? Besides your want for a White Russian, which I've now fixed.
'Sup barkeep. A dark beer for me if you don't mind.
I think I have a problem. I can't stop staring at women's butts when I'm on the street, on my way to do things. I used to do it but super-occassionaly. Like, only if a very notorious one appeared. Now I'm looking everywhere, and unless I'm using internet on my phone or keeping my mind on something else, my instinct will be to stare.
I also want to fuck pretty much any woman. Lately I've felt like fucking a female friend which I didn't have any interest in before.
I want it to stop. I dunno why I'm being so much of a horndog lately, but it's annoying. I don't see myself getting into trouble honestly, I'm good at keeping myself at bay. But the constant barrage of sexual thoughts is irritating.
tl;dr: I want to fuck every girl on the street and I want my mind to stop having those thoughts.
>>26586473
Drink water. It won't give you magical anti-alcoholic willpower, but you're likely dehydrated and it's making you more miserable. People mistake dehydration for hunger and other urges all the time.
>>26586917
we get along well but I'm just worried it won't work out, but I plan on setting a date with her the next time I see her because I'm tired of waiting, we don't text though except for work stuff so I don't want to have it be awkward when trying to plan it
I haven't left the street I live on in 3 years, straight whiskey please.
>tfw drinking makes me even more depressed
>still do it 3 times per week
Maybe I shouldn't drink until I stop taking my SSRIs, but after I moved out I bought a lot of alcohol and now I have to consume it
>>26587547
Yeah, good idea. Every time I think of alcohol I drink a tonne of liquid then do some exercise such as push-ups. I find that resorting to this seems to increase willpower.
>>26587805
>drinking makes me even more depressed
This is the primary reason why I had come to abstain for some months. Even after drinking in moderation for a bit recently, the feeling worse became noticeable.
>I bought a lot of alcohol and now I have to consume it
When I was still an alcoholic & came to the realization of its increasing toxicity to my already abject state, I had poured all my spirits down the drain. Waste of money but definitely for the best.
>>26587497
Dark beer coming up. That's a strange situation, anon. Can't imagine how one would fix that other than porn, chemical castration or actually having somebody to fuck.
>>26587582
>I plan on setting a date with her the next time I see her because I'm tired of waiting
That's as good a start as any, anon. Best of luck is all I can say, I'm as well read on this sort of thing as you are though sadly.
>>26587745
Coming up. Sounds like you have a story to tell.
>>26586141
Shot of tequila please. Today, classes were a bitch and I am lonely
Dubs
Grape juice and vod pls
My friend at uni is always talking to this girl, but every time I try to join the conversation (only twice so far), it's time for the next class or he wants to go eat or something. It's not that he's purposely trying to not let me talk to her, it's just an inconvenience.
There's another girl that is in most of my classes, but she's always with this orbiter who always takes her away when I try to talk. This one is done on purpose I think, but it doesn't really matter. The times I did get her alone neither of us had much to say anyway.
My friends are planning a trip for spring break, and they're all bringing their gfs. If I don't wanna be a 9th wheel, I need to get a gf by then. It just dawned on me that it's in a month and a half, and even if I started talking to a girl today, she still might not be comfortable enough by then to go on a trip without anyone she knows for a week.
General depression stuff: I don't even enjoy shit anymore. When I come home from uni, I usually just sit on my computer refreshing the same few boards on 4chan for hours on end. I'm trying to watch a show on Netflix, but I can barely get through one episode a day without getting bored and turning it off. I just bought Fallout 4 as well but I only played it for a few hours and haven't touched it for weeks. I literally do nothing but read 4chan posts. I don't even post usually.
I feel like a loser for even posting this.
I need a bunch of your shittiest beer, please.
>>26587989
I don't want chemical castration and porn+jacking it isn't enough, since I already do that once a day, and doing it more times will just be another problem.
>having somebody to fuck
Yeah like that would happen.
Thanks for hearing our plights, Barkeep. You're the only tripfag I like.
Glass of ice-water please. Just had one of those 4am epiphanies.
Discovered the main problemn in my life, now all i need is the solution.
>>26588129
I couldnt help but overhear your feels there. The way i see it you shouldnt worry about finding a gf that quickly. As you said she wont go on a trip with you and a bunch of strangers anyway. These people are your friends and they will be glad to have you there. Chances are you wont even feel like the nth wheel at all.
Caipirinha and soda, please.
>>26586186
Hey, you got a bunch of shitty advice from assmad virgins. If you don't lift, you'll be skinnyfat: no ass, at a healthy weight but still flabby stomach, flabby arms, etc. Exactly where you look bad will be based on genetics. You'll have less fat, yes, but still too high a percentage of fat.
At a bare minimum, do squats, glute bridges, hip thrusts, pushups, and pullups. You don't need a gym and you won't turn into She-Hulk, you'll just look feminine and toned instead of skinny but flabby.
White Russian Please.
Trying to figure out a good balance for my life. I've been pulling a lot more all-nighters to get things done ever since I launched my art career. I'm pushing myself to keep up the momentum, and I've noticed that I seem to function a lot better at night even when I have a normal sleep schedule.
But at the same time I know I can't keep this up much longer, it's unhealthy and I'd like to get back on the normal beat. so far I've got some socializing with friends on weekands, but I feel like I'm missing something.
Evening waiter, 1 glass of your strongest whiskey and add a little cyanide
>>26588080
I have this week off, I could use the R&R. Sounds like you could use the tequila, enjoy.
>>26588107
Checked, no dubs. Got cash?
>>26588129
>shittiest beer
Bud Light? Well, it's your funeral m80.
>>26588150
I only run this trip when i'm bartending, but thanks. I don't think anyone would want chemical castration, that's just downright creepy.
>tfw you'll never trade wins with your rival that culminates in you both destroying each other after a climatic battle
Shitty fucking feel
>>26588183
Any ideas what that might be, anon?
>>26588316
Sure thing, chief.
>>26588462
Enjoy the White Russian. Maybe try sticking to the normal sleep schedule and starting those productive hours an hour or so earlier?
>>26587989
Thanks for the whiskey. I'm 21, haven't talked to my parents in over 2 years, my twin brother has a job flying around the world as a translator and I'm stuck here in this small apartment floor, with no neighbors and a job as a janitor at the local Dollar General.
>>26588652
cont. Accidental post too early.
10K in debt from dropping out of a history degree.
I feel so alone, anons. You guys and my manager are my only interactions.
Any of you nigger /successful/?
What do you do. Homework is killing me (math major). Only thing keeping me going is the pleasant idea of putting in my 9-5 and having the rest of the day to live out my lonely life peacefully in rich comfort.
>>26588652
>>26588770
Why'd you drop out exactly? I'd like to hear your story.
>>26588637
thanks, yeah I think If I'm going to get my life on track it starts with having a good sleep schedule.
I figure if i can get a better routine going I can get on track again.
>>26588842
Just failed out, became really bad at not attending classes, eventually failed them and left with a bad GPA.
>>26588637
Just a very general one. You know how normies keep saying that "you need toget out more"? Thats basically it. I just need to find out how that can be done.
Its obviously not as easy as just being outside for a while every day. I do that a lot and never socialize with other humans.
>>26586166
Ew dude you might as well jack off to silicone molds of tits with painted on nipples
Get me a whiskey and OJ. Things are looking up, for the first time in too long.
>>26588871
Absolutely. A good sleep pattern actually makes a world of difference.
>>26588887
>one off pents
That's a shame, anon. Any aspirations you've got, if you hypothetically got another chance?
>>26588889
>one off pents
Are you near a big city or anything of the sort? I've gotten in the habit of going downtown every weekend at the very least to hit up bars. I meet all sorts there, it's made for a good story or two.
>>26589048
That's great news, anon! Enjoy the whiskey and OJ.
>>26589072
I wanted to teach highschool history.
>Be me 19
>Want a Camaro since I was 10 and that transformers movie came out
>Tell mum and dad I want one of those as my first car
>OK anon we'll set aside some money
>mum and dad divorce
>Money vaporizes
>it's up to me
>Walk to kroger every day for work to save
>have 3500 saved up, making about 900 a month
>Literally wageslaving for this fucking Camaro
>19th birthday was yesterday
>Tell mom all I want is a Camaro
>We go to the bank to get a loan
>They fucking refuse and won't let my mom cosign despite her having good credit
>Literally considering suicide
>Tfw I skipped dating in highschool so I could save money
>Tfw it didn't even matter
>>26589072
yeah I think I'm also figuing out what I really want as far as friendships/relationships too. When I was younger and in High-school I was a party animal and kind of a semi chad. It felt so empty and meaningless to me. I didn't socialise with anyone for almost 5 years after I left HS and the other night I spent the evening with some old friends playing Munchkins (board game) and eating those large dollar store pizzas and had the time of my life.
>>26588889
>off by one
Shame fellas, Im sure quints could have afforded a bar round.
>>26589072
Hitting up bars just doesnt do it for me. Im sure ill find something tomorrow. Feel free to have to security escort me out, should i pass out on the counter.
>>26589154
Anon, you're a young man. I know you're hurting right now. You have a goal, and you fought hard for it, but you've been blocked through no wrongdoing on your part. What you need to remember is that you have a vast field of youth and time in front of you. From your story it's clear that you're a passionate and disciplined individual. You absolutely have all the grit needed to eventually succeed in any goal you set for yourself.
It's bullshit that the bank denied your loan, but you can keep fighting for your dream. Keep making money and keep up good credit. You might want to get a credit card and put, say, $100 worth of groceries on it each month, and pay it off every month. You will end up with great credit, and a bank or dealer will give you a loan for your dream ride. You can do this!
I want to make music but I'm too poor to afford even decent recording equipment, I literally only have pirated FL studio my phones mic and a guitar. It's honestly making me depressed that no matter how much I try it'll be shit.
A nice dark beer if you would.
can I get a gin and tonic /desu/?
i am very stressed about school right now, all this work just to become a wagecuck
>>26589178
Life is strange, isn't it?
>>26589270
I don't mean specifically go to bars, I was just using a personal example. But really anything in a nearby big city should have what you're looking for.
>be in the friendzone
>try to deny it all the time, never use the word
>i love her
>tried to ask her to senior prom today
>didn't go junior year because she was there with her boyfriend
>knew it would hurt to much
>she's single now but she didn't want to go with me
>too fucking beta to get her
>too fucking hung up on her to get anyone else
I'll take scotch whisky, straight.
>>26589345
It hurts to live.
I have 6 posters in my room with every year since 2010's Camaro on them. They were the reason that I tried so hard in school, and tried so hard at work.
I've been saving since 17. I'm not even good with money so saving 3500 was quite an accomplishment for me. I'm gonna try again in a month or so. Maybe my mother's husband can convince them to give me a loan. I dunno anymore. It feels like everything I worked so hard for has been ripped from me
Good to be back, gents. Rum and coke please, with extra coke and lime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tZHaddkpK0
How I'm feeling right about now (and how I feel when I think abouthim).I wanna dance to this with him at some kind of upscale bar.>tfw he doesn't know I exist, and hooking up would be risky, since I was a former student of his
>>26588536
Bankruptcy isn't quite as bad as death, a at least you've got that going for you
I'm really hoping it works out with this cutie I've been talking to. I haven't had the best of luck these past few years but if I could just get a chance with her I think that would make up for it all
Is it weird if I'm slightly misogynist, but as someone who writes, I primarily like to write female protagonists? Is it some kind of weird female worship?
>>26590096
I've heard people say when a man writes a girl he like the fantasy of controlling a woman.
Might be that?
Also how "mysoginist" are you? People tend to think they are just because they don't align with the tumblr-SJW movement.
>>26589530
You've got balls. Enjoy the scotch.
>>26589854
>extra coke and lime
Whatever gets you off, anon. Enjoy.
>>26590082
I hope so too, anon. Hopefully you can make it out of the bottomless pit of robotdom.
Hey barkeep.
Honestly, just water. Maybe a wine cooler. Not in the mood to drink.
Just got out of the loony bin, three days in they gave me two options after discovering I'm not bipolar (the last three psychiatrists read my symptoms wrong, so a team got together and realized after studying me it was extreme anxiety):
>Stay in the hospital for at least a week and go on medication
>Leave within 3 days but on the flip side, go to 9AM-3PM outpatient therapy for 3 weeks and show signs of progress, if I regress its back inside
I start tomorrow. I'm just nervous as hell to the point I always hear my heart beating in my chest, ball in my throat, choke on my food, can't have people near me or I get overwhelmed, can't interact normally with people.
Wish me luck. If it goes well and I learn how to manage without meds I won't have to be hopped up on xanax or anything. If not back in the loony bin. Trying to get my head straight, head back to Uni in 2017.
>tfw no one to talk to about being fucked by my momwhy cant I stop attention whoring for it the last two days, is it because I repressed telling anyone for so long?
>>26590330
Best of luck anon. You can definitely get through it
>>26590309
Hm, is that weird? About the rum and coke. I gotta admit, I'm not a fan of the taste of alcohol.
>>26590205
Rape fetish or fantasies ain't as weird as you would think, anon. Even some girls have it.
As for the other thing, I guess that's more into real "mysoginist" but hardly anyone on /r9k/ can blame you for being like that.
>>26589615
>I have 6 posters in my room with every year since 2010's Camaro on them.
That's so cool! I don't want to come off as condescending, but that kind pathos is so lacking in most people your age, and ten more years your age. It is in itself a thing of pure beauty. Please, please keep fighting for your dream. You will ride on a beast of cold steel, its guts churning gasoline, with only the open road in front of you. You will forge your own destiny.
>tfw no gf who wants to drink her comingled sex fluids with you from your human skull
Sure, get into tantra, they said, you'll get laid they said.
I would rather die than be alive, if one thing's for certain! Give me vodka with orange juice, and a lot of it, please.
>>26590330
Enjoy the water. Best of luck with everything, anon. I'll expect to see you university bound in '17.
>>26590457
It's an unusual request, that's all. With a decent rum and coke mix, you'll hardly taste the alcohol anyways.
>>26590569
I won't serve enough alcohol to poison you, but I can get you this one glass.
A fucking earbud is stuck in my ear and the hospital won't open for two more hours. Cup of coffee please, I'll have to drive soon.
>>26590592
>A fucking earbud is stuck in my ear
das rather a silly thing for you to do
>>26590550
Never heard of that. I'd be down for it.
>>26590583
Guess I haven't had decent rum and coke mixes, then.
>>26590617
I tried to get it out with my fingers like an idiot but of course it just went deeper in.
>>26590474
Thanks for the reply. I deleted my post b/c I realized that I sort of contradicted myself when I said that I wasn't misogynist much at all in public but had called a few girls bitches to their face. IN FAIRNESS, that was in high school and I'm way, way better now. I probably would never call a girl a bitch to her face or at all unless she really, truly deserved it.
>>26590592
Enjoy the coffee. Care to share your story before the hospital opens?
>>26590637
It's no big, most mixes you get at bars are average. Depends on the rum too I suppose.
>>26590637
>I'd be down for it
>is thinking of him
>was his student
>am a TA
These drugs need to wear off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S74hBpQZ6LU
>>26590330
Say it with me: uni '17. Uni '17. Uni '17. That's where you're going, old son. You might have some dings and dents, but you're alright the way you are. Don't need no headshrinker to fuck with your chemicals. Do the outpatient thing, participate in therapy, get the most you can out of it. But don't let anyone get you down. Water was a good choice. Stay on the water lifestyle for a few months until the seas aren't so turbulent. Smooth sailing from then on.
>>26590705
Well I work as a paper boy and listen to podcasts/music while I do my route. The earbuds I use have detachable ends that are rather loose, when I went to pull them out to be able to hear what a person I met said the end detached. I went back to the office after I got it stuck real good to see if I could get someone to help me get it out but they understandably didn't want to go digging into my ear with paper clips in fear of doing damage so I took the day off so here I am.
A lot of things
Haven't had a day off in 7 weeks. Exhausted beyond belief. Lonely, wizard, needing money even though I work all the time...
I'm just tired of it all. No pleasure for myself even though I work my ass off 70 hours a week.
>>26586141
Hey barkeep, I'd like a vodka with some ice. Make it a double. I'm only drinking to numb the feels.
My story;
>met a girl on a streaming site half a year ago
>start chatting there for a while, end up going to skype
>im nervous af, barely able to talk at first
>shes gentle and caring, tries to support me
>get more comfortable with her
>one day I jokingly ask for tits
>she shows them
>holyshit.jpeg
>fast forward
>we're now bothasturbating on cam
>best thing I've ever experienced
>we keep doing this for a while
>end up falling in love
>onitis actually
>confess, she says she feels the same
>never felt so good
>find out shes seeing other people
>makes new "friends" constantly
>basically ignores me
>hasnt talked to me in 2 months now
>worst ive ever felt
I should have listened to r9k..
Give me a bloody caesar extra spicy.
This year was gonna be the year I turned everything around. But I fell into a bucket of tits and live in this beautiful luxury condo for the rest of the school year with my good buddy. His parents are paying for it all but they're employed in the oil industry so you know how that's turning out. I think I'm going to be hedonistic about it all and just live it up until the summer when I have to find a new place. I know this great dealer who grows himself, sells to me for $100 for an ounce. Yeah maybe I should just wait until next year before becoming an adult.
>>26590997
*>we're now both masturbating on cam
I was going to spend my day off learning to build websites and maybe recording music, but my work computer got all fucked up so I spent the day troubleshooting it, backing up my files and fixing it. Instead
Work today was complete bullshit as usual. I got home and flung my badge at the wall and not only put a dent in it that I'll have to pay for but the badge seperated from the shitty lanyard and now I can't find it. This shitty wagecuck retail job is finally starting to get to me. How the fuck do adults in the 21st cenutry have no fucking idea how to swipe a damn credit card? I need a way out of this bullshit.
but for now I'll just have a stiff drink to go with my smoke.
>>26590997
>>26591023
Yeowch. You've got some balls still if you can take straight (ish) vodka, my friend. Enjoy.
>>26591004
No you shouldn't. Hell, all this access to shit you've got now is a golden ticket if nothing else. Why can't you have both hedonism and self improvement?
>>26591091
Some people are just something else. I'll get you a cold beer, enjoy the smoke.
>>26591091
What blend is that?
>>26591182
McLelland 5100 Red Cake Virginia
Was originally going to smoke Dunhill Nightcap to put me in a nicotine induced coma but it started raining and got super windy all of the sudden and I didn't want to stink up my room so I opted for something more mild.
One vodka red bull please, bartender.
I have an exam that I'm not ready for tomorrow so I need the energy to study tonight, but my depression is consuming me and I just want to drink
>>26586141
Vodka neat.
I think it's time to come to terms with dying alone. Nothing ever works out.
>>26591576
Vodka red bull coming up, hope it helps.
>>26591602
We're born without dignity, we die without dignity. Enjoy the vodka. Got a story to share?
>>26591408
Nice, smoking some Cornell & Diehl Haunted Bookshop
>>26590500
Thanks anon. I'll have a moment of rememberence for your kind words when I get that car someday.
>>26590770
pls be in london thoAre you into BDSM?
Are you the barkeep who is dying? I love you famalam I hope you're doing ok.
>>26592413
No anon, I'm alive and well. The dying one has a few months left, don't know if he'll be doing any more threads but he did say that he'd still post on 4chan for a while.
