What's it like having a penis?
no one gives a single fuck about you
>>26566023
Very practical.
I mean its good and all and fun to play with and look at but I mean lets be real women got it way better than us with multiple orgasms and like 2 times the feeling or something, plus boobs.
>>26566023
Youre considered like trash unless you're among the 20% most attractive penis owners.
>>26566023
thinking naughty thoughts or staring at the teaching assistants ass too long class makes me get a boner and its really annoying and you have to cover it up somehow.
>>26566023
You wanna hold mine for a while and find out?
>>26566023
Imagine from the very moment you can communicate properly, you are expected to perform. In every aspect, and there is no exceptions. As a male, even if you dont like women, no one will take pity on you, no one will feel sorry for you, and the only two emotions you can feel are the joys of victory or the shame of defeat. Theres no real escape to the ridiculousness of the situation, everyone will treat you this way regardless of its impracticality or imperfect standards of reality.
The worst part? Even when you 'win' its not enough. Doing superbly in everything is meant to be the norm, so youre not even given praise then, youre only shamed left. Oh and dont stagnate when you think youve made it, thats shameful too!
sometimes it can be annoying trying to find a comfy position to lie/relax in without ball crushing but other than that is p gud. no smelly groce fluids, no blood, feels good man
vaginas are vile. every time i fuck a girl, i cant stand looking at her vagina and i will never perform oral sex on one
>>26566151
*in classfuck off robot
Imagine being thrown into the wild with nothing. No clothes or weapons or even the knowledge of the the fuck it is you should be doing. Now imagine through terrible trial and error you have to figure out how to survive, build yourself shelter, find yourself a source of food and water all while battling pillaging bandits and psychopaths who want to steal all your shit or at least burn it down just so you can't have it. Now imagine you finally get to a position where you can support yourself somewhat comfortably, you have a stockpile of food to feed yourself, weapons to defend yourself and a stout yet spacious home. You've worked for everything you possess with no help from anyone. Now a vagina possessor comes long and says she wants to suck your dick if you offer her some of your shit. You agree. She then takes all your shit and runs off with one of the bandits.
>>26566023
It's miserable. You will always wish it was bigger. Personally, I think I would be satisfied if I was equipped with a foot long model.
I've got just the picture for you.
>>26566215
how the fuck did they manage to take that picture?
>>26566191
Then it's too big, trust me. You can't win with your dick. It's never perfect.
>>26566023
Trying to sleep on your stomach is anoying
>>26566230
Could be the tank commander's daughter. Or it's a decommissioned show piece.
>>26566244
I measure it as 7 inches from the side without pressing down into the skin. That should be just fine, but it still seems tiny when I look in the mirror. Just kill me.
>>26566252
sleeping on your side is worse imo because your top leg crushes down on your balls
>>26566269
Yeah, I have to jam the blanket between my knees if I'm gonna sleep on my side.
>>26566269
>>26566293
What? Just sleep with your bottom leg up. Problem solved.
>>26566293
I use my teddy bear for that :3
>>26566269
How big are your balls bro? Mines are pretty big but I never had that problem.
Imagine you have this piece of meat hanging off of your body.
When you see a hot woman you feel a sort of animalistic power coursing through your body.
(nofap day 22)
If I get angry enough or aroused enough I swear I want to impale someone with my dick. Doesn't matter who, but they would not survive.
It's really intense sometimes.
Not sure anyone else on /r9k/ could relate, though because they're all numale.
>>26566023
I hate it. My dick is way over average and I still feel self-conscious about it. I don't even want to be seen in the nude. I wish I was a girl.
>>26566023
When I pee I can point ANYWHERE I want to and ACCURATELY hit the target, no matter what.
Having a dick is so much fun.
>>26566314
yoo but then its like communism when the bottom leg (proletariat) overthrows the top leg (bourgeoisie) and take it's place at the top (dictatorship of the proletariat.)
So now instead of getting your balls busted by the bourgeoisie, you get your balls busted by the newly formed upper class after the revolution!
>>26566332
Idk, I don't usually look at other people's balls, so I don't have anything to compare them to
Dicks are fun. Testicles however are annoying, I'd remove mine if I didn't want kids.
It's nothing without having to a vagina to put it in...
>>26566293
The best way for your back if you sleep on your side is actually to have a pillow between your legs.
>>26566405
What would happen though if you didn't have balls and tried to fap? Would it hurt?
It feels really good to touch it and play with it and just mess with it in general.
>>26566436
I believe most of the ejaculate is seminal fliud, produced somewhere near the prostate. Having no balls shouldn't affect normal masturbation and ejaculation. On a short-term basis at least.
>no foreskin
I don't know...you tell me
>>26566436
Probably not. Our stringys are removed with the balls
>>26566436
you wouldn't even get a boner.
you'd have zero test
>>26566419
That's a bit cumbersome, isn't it? Like it would get kicked around while you sleep. I suppose it would be more supportive though.
>>26566023
my balls keep getting stuck in my boxers in uncomfortable ways. imagine you randomly get 8/10 jerks of pain from your crotch through the day. Other than that it's pretty fucking sweet.
>>26566548
What if you were taking T supplements though? That could be enough to make it rise I would think.
>>26566023
Suffering. Your entire sexual value as a human is summed up by how long and how thick your penis is. Worst is that you can do absolutely nothing about it, not even surgery, to make it better.
Woman do not know such things. You can go under the knife for anything or just find someone who likes your particular bits. Men have no such option.
>>26566436
It would still work, sperm is a small minority of the content of semen
Not having balls means you would lose testosterone though and after a few days you'll find it very difficult to get or maintain an erection
>>26566130
But you could work hard and get strong. I could never be strong.
>>26566167
Ever think you might be a homo, anon?
>>26566666
C H E C K E D
original pineapple origami alligators
>>26566594
No
You wouldn't even be attracted to women
>>26566023
Like pic related. It's fucking awesomeliterally. And you never have to worry about bleeding and cleaning.
I don't have one but it's maybe like a dry tickly sausage in front of some weird sack that causes great lower stomach or ass pain when it's injured. I imagine it's at least as weird to get used to running as it is to have tits and an open part of your body right near your ass.
>>26566594
T supplements will temporarily boost your libido again and help you to keep an erection, you'd have to take them either regularly or on an as-needed basis
>>26566696
Stop this strawman. Just tell them not to fuck stinky chicks. They'll never learn, either of them.
>>26566339
>r9k
>numale
uh, no
>>26566739
You should probably clean your balls and dick, anon.
>>26566795
I mean as in not having an entire store section of cleansing products. I forgot to mention that. Oops.
Oregano. Chili. Pesos.
>>26566666
Thanks for the get Satan!
>>26566666
>F I V E sixes
>only ONE czech so far
wtf r9k
CCHECKED
>>26566666
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>>26566023
It's like carrying your favorite thing with you all the time.
I spent more money on my dick these past two years than I thought possible.
Overall, it's pretty fun.
>>26566108
>be female
>be virgin
>be anorgasmic/never had an orgasm
>be so frustrated that I just give up on sexuality in general
>become prude, which reinforces all my issues/creates shame that makes me even less willing to try
I-I love female privilege
>>26566023
It is like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10
>>26567473
I'll make you orgasm babe.pls be in london
>>26567473
cool too bad no one cares that you're the minuscule exception to the rule
>tfw big dick
>tfw stand behind gf with it between her legs
>tfw long enough she can then see what its like having penis
lead to sex A+
>>26566023
Like having a floppy snake you pee out of between you your legs.
Sometimes it gets hard and you can pull on it or stick it in girls and it feels good.
If you're unlucky or a jew, your parents had a doctor or rabbi cut off the really sensitive part for no good reason.
