Phrases that make you shit your pants
>You only came in to see me didn't you anon
>>26565225
>I thought you knew I still had a penis
>>26565313
God thats pretty rough
>>26565322
felt bad man
>>26565225
>I filled your drink with laxatives
>>26565390
I giggled
>>26565225
>we know you and your cousin have been playing with eachothers junk
>>26565390
>I drank all your laxatives
God this reminds me of the other night
>everyone's hounding on one of my coworkers because he can't remember the new girl's name
>I say that I know her name
>another coworker says that I only know it because I think she's cute
>fuck
>I know you've been sodomizing the dog, anon.
>>26565483
God that's happened to me so many times.
>son your heart is so noisy can you stop it a moment?
>>26565657
>can you just be legally dead for a little bit? I don't like the noise of you being alive
>you have an eating disorder
>we're all gonna die someday.
>>26565483
"Yeah I guess she is a bit"
smile
sip coffee
coworkers either start talking about how cute she is or go back to hounding the other
because I'm not a fucking sperglord
>>26566471
Yeah, but I'm 25 and she's 16
>girlfriendoqeijjijie
>>26565225
>tfw this just happened with me and my crush at work
Considering suicide
>>26566649
What I don't get is she seemed kind of annoyed that I was there a few minutes after that. Pretty sure she has a boyfriend so I guess it doesn't matter.
Last year with the girl I'm orbiting:
>why are you starting at my feet Anon? Do you like feet, don't you?
Wew lads. I froze for a good minute before I said "y-yes". She giggled and said " that's cute. Now I'll make you rub them every day."
I have been rubbing and painting her toes for seven months now. Rubbing take place two or three times per week. Usually before she goes out with her bf. Painting toes I do every week or so, unless she texts me demanding a retouch.
One time she came drunk from her boyfriends place and let me lick her soles. They were dirty but was fantastic. Living the dream tbqh.
Pic related. Looks a lot like her, including the feet.
>pair up with the person next to you
Anon, I have to tell you something
Or
Something happened.
Fuck you robot
>>26566886
Im not even into feet but if my oneitis told me i could lick her feet I would probably cum in my pants on the spot.
>>26566913
Even worse
>can I speak with you? ...privately?
>>26566956
Lol
I did this with a girl last year, didn't turn out so well. This is what happens when you let your dick do the talking.
>>26566940
It was a weird day. She came back from his place quite drunk. We study together so she called me to go to her room because her roommate was out (usually we hang and talk either in the "porch" of the building or at the kitchen).
I arrived there she was laid back in the bed barefoot very dizzy. We talked. She said they just had sex and I got very sad. So I asked if I could do a foot rub on her. I sat on the floor by the bed facing her feet. After a few minutes rubbing she laughed and said:
>if you like them so much why don't you kiss them?
>c-can I?
>go ahead
So I started kissing and at some point after that, licking. She didn't said a word. After an hour or so on her feet I saw she was asleep. So I put her feet in the bed. Put a blanket on her. Took the key and locked the door by outside and then slipped it under the door. The next day she pretended to forget what happened so we never talked about it again.
>>26566562
>Not making pedo jokes with your work bros
>>26565225
>this is your new mother / father
i swear i'm never getting married. women are hell-born.
>>26567095
Shit must be weird between you two now, huh?
>>26567095
can't tell what's worse - that foot fetishism isn't punishable by death, that this happened for real or that it's just some faggot's fantasy...
>>26567199
As I said, no, because it's like that day never happened. The next day she was radiant and at our class together she came and hugged me and we started talking like usual.
But deep in my heart I like to think she likes me and she only pretended to forget about that day because I made her feel special and that would be wrong because she has this boyfriend.
I hope someday we stay together. She's not a roastie. She had only one bf before the current one and she said it was only physical and she didn't liked him.
>>26567303
Really living the dream. I'd love to just have a girl with nice feet to rub with a hardon then masturbate after she leaves, wouldn't even care if she has a bf. Sucks that you're orbiting, though, you'll regret the whole thing later.
Better hope her bf doesn't find out that she's essentially sexually stimulating you or he may put a stop to it
>>26567303
delusional cuck: the post
>hugged me
no pussy zoned for life
>deep in my heart i think she likes me
delusional. maybe likes you. as a friend. a very pathetic friend.
>she only pretended to forget about that day
no she didn't. it was pure cringe. she was trying to save you the shame of remembering what you did, but you insist on this "memorable night" because you're delusional and you think you "made her feel special". you probably made her feel pity.
>i hope someday we stay together
that will be never
>she's not a roastie
have you seen what her pussy looks like?
>she said it was only physical and she didn't like him
yeah, because you fuck people you don't like. if she meant she didn't like his personality that's different, but even then she's a terrible mate-picker if she picked him solely for sex and then regretted her choice.
>>26567095
> She said they just had sex
> So I asked if I could do a foot rub on her.
That is literally the most beta thing I have read all year, congratulations anon.
>We regret to inform you...
>>26567261
Thanks for the advice. But I have the feeling that she don't talk with him not even a quarter of what we talk. I know more about her than he will ever know. That's kind of sad but I joined the campus gym last month and I hope to get jacked to have a better chance with her.
I really really hope that someday we can be together so, as you put, I don't regret this whole situation.
>>26567479
was meant to
>>26567361
>why are you staring at me
90% of the time i'm not even staring.
>>26567390
>>26567404
I know I'm not the most alpha guy in the world but what would you have did? I heard the girl I like say to me while heavily drunk that she and her bf just had sex. I was speechless. That feel was to much to bear so I did the usual, rub her feet while we talk. Like we always do.
Also, sometimes I see in her eyes that she likes me. At least a little. It's the same eyes that her bf get. This make me feel very confident and happy.
>>26567600
my god, please tell me you're baiting because i'm eating up all your bait
>I know I'm not the most alpha guy in the world
are you kidding? even omegas are more masculine than you.
>I did the usual, rub her feet while we talk (about her fucking her bf)
you're literally the sissy who gives her foot massages after she fucks her bf................
>yes mistress can i lick off the cum from your butthole mistress *_*
- this is you
>Also, sometimes I see in her eyes that she likes me. At least a little. It's the same eyes that her bf get. This make me feel very confident and happy.
ok this is definitely a troll post. dammit man. you're good. if not, holy shit. you've seen the way she looks at her bf. you've probably watched them fuck too, and you've probably kissed her feet as he was fucking her. lmfao.
>>26567600
Nothing wrong with the foot thing, but ultimately she doesn't and will never like you or fuck you. You are just too caught up in the beta friendzone delusion and will end up severely heartbroken in the end. You can eventually trade in the heartache for opioid withdrawal but that's that
>>26567655
Stop projecting your cuck fantasies onto my post. I just told what happened. I don't want anything with him. I just want her and happen to have a foot fetish. You fuck know nothing and yet come here spewing this much of autism.
Their relationship has been dangling the last few months. Once they are done I will make my move. You will see we will be together. She likes me I can tell I see in her eyes. You are just jelly you massive fag.
>>26567527
worse:
>why is he staring at me
>>26567707
Thanks for the advice mate. I have been thinking my whole situation in the last few weeks and I think there's a way. I found a bretty good PUA tutorial on getting out of the friendzone and becoming the boyfriend. I know most people think PUA is bullshit but this material in particular seems solid. Basically is disappearing for a few days or weeks and returning alpha.
>>26567760
but you literally are a cuck
if you were her boyfriend she'd tell you to your face that you can't satisfy her, she'll go to her ex to fuck her, she'll come back and tell you all about it as you're rubbing and licking her feet
lmfao, fucking cuck. and you're unironically hoping their relationship will fall apart and that she'll go out with you or something (which will never happen, she'll just start sucking the next hot guy she gets her hands on)
>>26565483
>so?
why do people get so ashamed of being attracted to someone?
its only natural, anon.
>>26566649
>>26565225
sounds like they were flirting desu
>>26567390
This anon nailed it. Stop being a cuck and go find a girl who will be your girlfriend and not have to pretend that your foot rubs aren't sexual. I have a fart fetish, and my girlfriend is cool with it. I can't imagine being in a situation like yours and how fucking awkward that must be for both of you.
