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Anyone want to meet up for a scrap edition
Still looking for a cute robot boyfriend to call me big sis and femdom him.
I get really hard when I hear women scream
It's best if she's on fire
>>26533022
I'd kick ur cunt in m8
Any of you poofs up for a cunting?
>>26533048
Women are more attractive when they're crying.
>>26533069
There's an actress from Australia IIRC and she always looks sad and like she's crying. She's gorgeous as fuck too.
I forget here name.
>>26533069
No the screams are way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSm3uGf-0OY
1:30
>>26533094
Rose Byrne.
>>26533133
Yeah. Found her just after I posted.
Fuck she's pretty
>600 bong deducted in NI and tax
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
How is this fucking fair?!
When I was 14 I started talking to a 20yo man from Leeds on MSN. He later came down to London to fight me. I didn't show up though.
Post your waifus this evening fellas
>>26533022
nice dubs
>i am the 7 in eight
>>26533034
Post us a picture of you then love
>>26533034
Poleaboo needs this, desperately
>>26533229
u r my waifu x
>>26533034
D-do you have kik?
Mine is will.25.
P-please message me big sis
>>26533155
Poleaboo never claimed back the 500 quid or so he was owed from his one year of working
>>26533229
Say anything bad about her and I'll glass you
>>26533229
mootblocks desu
>>26533272
>3d
>waifu
I think you need to leave.
>>26533272
ugly ging desu
>>26533034
Here's your (you)
of course this isn't original is it. R-r-r-r-eeee
>>26533229
I love her so much, my waifu is my laifu.
>>26533291
You. Are on your way for a smack.
Tired today lads.
Fucking dog woke me up at 6 this morning barking his bollocks off and it took me forever to get back to sleep. I woke up around 9:30 which is pretty early for me and then went to the gym and almost puked.
Could go for a nap but don't wanna be up all night.
>>26533241
>>26533250
>>26533263
>believing there's a woman on the other end of that post
come on now lads
>>26533229
posting a quick Jun ting, then i'm gonna dust.
mum on at me to get a job, telling me I should go into teaching
told her I'd rather sign on to the sex offender's register than teaching
that shut her up
https://youtu.be/R69eDl3y3a4
Poleaboo is growing frustrated at how long this is taking
>>26533229
Like chaff before the wind.
>>26533280
>/wiz/
original comment
>>26533333
Who cares about some fucking attention whoring paki?
>>26533333
checked, you filthy degenerate
>>26533280
>Not having an alien waifu, who isn't corrupted by Earths degenerate culture. who you can be yourself with.
>>26533301
you're the best waifu poster alphys-guy. how was the cup of tea?
>>26533322
https://clyp.it/bfrederr
Lads I'm watching TNG, T-Bag from Prison Break is marrying Deanna
Look how young he is! I didn't even recognised him before, may just be because I'd never seen this episode in HD.
What are you all watching?
>>26533413
what the fuck was that?
I want to say it sounded like a man trying to do a cute girl voice and failing badly, but it honestly sounded more like a frog shitting down a tuba
>>26533333
checking the face man not looking in the mirror at other hungry no niggas i won't show its
Why are women (especially younger ones) so horrible?
Way too often I'll be on public transport sat near a small group of girls, usually ranging from 15-20. Quite pretty with nice clothes and seemingly popular. Then a less fortunate girl will get on the bus on her own. She isn't as good looking and obviously her parents aren't as well-off judging by the clothes she's wearing and you can see the group of girls pointing and laughing and slagging her off for no good reason.
I just want to drop kick them in the face.
>>26533467
fuck off, you bogan
>>26533467
Why didn't you go up to her and hit her up famalam? Protect her from the bullies. Then bully her in bed, if you know what I mean
>>26533507
I already said she wasn't good looking.
How long do you have after graduating to get a job related to your degree before your degree becomes useless?
It's STEM.
>>26533537
>I already said she wasn't good looking.
It's like you can afford to be picky anon.
What eye colour is best ribbits?
Don't even come at me with that 'brown' shit.
>>26533547
fuck off normie
no one here cares or relates
>>26533555
Blue is true.
>>26533547
You sound like you don't have any experience
You done goofed, your degree alone is always worthless
>>26533582
I had a summer placement if that counts.
I remember about 5 years ago I had a part time job. One day this filthy chav started working alongside me and when I was speaking to him I noticed something weird.
He would always replace to or too with three.
>I'm going three the shop
>No, that's three much
>I'm going three sleep in tomorrow
Was this a thing at one point or was this guy just a fucking retard? He did it for a good few months and then he just disappeared.
>>26533547
A year. One year and it gets harder as you have fresh new grads added to the pool AND you've been jobless for a year.
>>26533593
Great, apply to work there
>>26533403
>Not having a degenerate alien gf
>>26533628
You're supposed to apply for grad schemes during your final year
So you have like 2 months left after graduating
>>26533630
I don't want to work there, it was very boring.
>tfw no weed
>tfw Jim has some but he lives a mile away
>tfw cant go to Jims because its lashing rain
>tfw no umbrolly or wellyboots
>tfw tfw tf wtf wtf wtftwfwtwftwtwtwfwtwwtwt
>>26533250
She isn't talking about you, you fuck
>>26533687
>it was very boring.
That's almost all jobs. Welcome to the rest of your life. Only a lucky few find work not boring.
>>26533694
>tfw your guy does deliveries
I feel like a king every time
What are you up to tonight robots?
Pic related.
Wanted some pinballs but they didn't have any so I had to settle for skittles, not even sour ones at that...
>mfw I keep saying I'm gonna stop smoking
Depressed construction worker here, was left on my own today to move 3 tonnes of bricks.
It was bearable, cheers.
>>26533751
just woke up after four hours of sleep, going to think about killing myself for a few hours and might find some time to play shogun 2 inbetween
>>26533751
>honey roast peanuts
>drugs
Can you get anymore degenerate?
>>26533751
>tear and share
who are they kidding?
>>26533751
>honey roasted peanuts
Fucking grim
>>26533751
DUDE WEED LMAO XD AYYYY
>>26533796
Don't kill yourself.
I love shogun 2 but even though I have a really, really good PC it runs like shit. Something to do with it not being optimised correctly for my CPU or something.
>>26533802
You wanna go mate?
>>26533810
I know right.
>>26533819
I think they're delicious.
>>26533837
>it runs like shit
I guess it would run better if you hadn't clogged up your graphics card with orange paint like a retard.
>>26533034
Why did I get a semi while reading this.
Fuck I'm becoming more degenerate by the day.
>>26533856
That has absolutely nothing to do with it. My GPU temperatures are fine.
>>26533751
Probably gunna play some civ 5
Got some hot and spicy chicken wings and some french fries for food later
full of flu like so blowing my nose every 20 mins is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqLs4Iu9xc
>tfw scouse robot
its only ever going to get worse for me isn't it?
>>26533405
Forgot to reply, sorry mate. The tea was glorious desu.
Help lads
>be wageslave
>hate it
>go 'traveling' just as an excuse to quit wageslavery
>return home
>been back 3 months
>living off of savings
>trying to find part time job
>part time because I hate wageslaving and money isn't important to me, I have more than enough in savings alone to afford my lifestyle
>just need a part time job to get my family off my back about being a NEET
>haven't found one yet
>mother starts telling all of my siblings about my NEETness
>normies brother rings her up today and says his friend owns a printing company and will hire me full time as an 'apprentice'
>will train me up to be a 'professional printer'
>mum said to ring my brother up to get the details
Fuck fuck fuck
I wish people could just leave me alone. I don't want to be a fucking printing apprentice or professional fucking printer. I feel like I am going to be roped into this however because my family are worse than the JC and if a job is thrust upon me I am expected to take it, even if it were euthanising baby animals.
What do? I can maybe buy myself some more time if I tell them that my job hunt is going well and I am expecting a few offers (I'm not) but that line won't last too long.
Who /justdon'tknowanymore/ here?
My life is a mess in a bad way and I literally do not know how things will turn out. Only in rare moments of clarity, when I choose not to bury myself in escapism, can I really see how blackly humorous it all is. Think I have lost touch with reality 2bh.
>>26533229
My everything.
Listening to Kanye's new album and I hear 'I love Kanye' for the first time. All I can say is what the fuck? Shit's getting too meta for me desu.
>>26533983
refuse it on the grounds you refuse to work for the apprentice wage of like 4 quid an hour
>>26534012
>that nose
RUINED
>>26534021
What's the appeal of nigger music?
>>26534012
go buy some heroin senpai
>>26534021
lel I just downloaded that to add to the numbers.
>>26533983
I work in the printing industry if you mean printing with the big presses.
It's good money and you usually work shifts so you get plenty of days off.
It's not easy to become a printer either so having it handed to you like this is a good opportunity.
>>26533983
Do you live alone? If so, you are not obligated to take the job at all.
>>26533983
Go to the job center, ask them to put you on a course for a SIA security licence.
Get licence, apply for night shift security work
Do 2 nights a week for 24 hours total where you sit in a cabin playing on a laptop walking around the premises once every hour, open the gates to let people in to start work and fuck off home.
Spend all your money on kebabs and videogames like me lad.
>>26533983
Stop being an entitled little bitch. You're going to have to get a job eventually, because I'm afraid that's how the world works. Take the offer, there are people on this board who would do anything for a job opportunity like that.
>>26534044
>implying I'm not already indulging in the molecular jew
>>26533901
>Got some hot and spicy chicken wings
The Asda kind? They run out today but I ain't feeling them.
>>26534012
Me, the pangs of clarity only get worse with time, I don't feel real, nor does anyone or anything else. The only solace at this point is laughing at it and myself.
>>26534079
how much you do you get paid?
>>26534096
buy some ketamine then, it can function as a powerful and fast acting anti depressant according to the nhs
>>26534012
Look for some small contentment in your life. There's always one tiny thing that isn't a complete mess. It's what I do and it helps keep me sane.
Anyone else use Justeat?
This has got to be one of the best things to happen to the fast food industry. Now I don't have to spend 25 minutes trying to translate my order to the local chinky or pizza place only for them to get it wrong anwyay.
>>26534142
>Anyone else use Justeat?
literally everyone in this thread
>>26534126
heroin or ketamine senpai, works for me
>>26534142
I once got a free takeaway from Justeat. It was on a Monday night and was almost a 25 bong order.
Chuffed I was.
>>26534142
>18 choices
>14 are Indians
>>26534127
I was on 9.50 an hour but it went up after crimbo to 11 an hour, got a letter off them saying I was a credit to the security team. Must be the environment of security and vigilance I've cultivated whilst playing videogames between patrols.
I house share with my best friend currently, our bills arn't that high, I make more than enough to spend my money on bollocks. But if he's living at home with his folk then I'm guessing his bills are low too.
>>26534101
Nah the wings are from Marks and Spencers, they had an offer on for three packs of wings and chicken drumsticks for a couple of quid, they taste amazing when you bang them in the oven for a bit.
DRIVING TEST IN 2 WEEKS LADS!!
Gonna fucking ace it.
I cannot wait until I can drive. First thing I'm gonna do is take a long road trip all the way down to Dover and drive straight off the white fucking cliffs!
>>26534194
>Indian
Aka Kebab distribution.
>>26534205
fuck that, I work in Ashworth as a nursing assistant and I'm a band 2 on 8.51 an hour, what the fuck man
>>26534248
Noice m8. Remember to be on the lookout for unmarked crossroadsn-not like they caused me to f-fail or anything... baka!
>>26534271
are you trolling or just retarded? filthy turks do kebabs
>>26534142
Does anyone order their takeaways for a specific time?
Say you're not home and want it to arrive not long after you get home.
I don't bother because I did it once, I think It was 6pm, and I wanted it for 7:30. 25 minutes later and the silly cunt was knocking at my door.
>>26533022
Some pole just knocked on my door, started asking me a load of questions in polish and stared at me.
BREXIT pl0x
>>26534343
i done that once when i was in and they done the same to me so i just ignored them and then reverse charged them through my bank
>>26534343
I tried that once, it didn't work.
>>26534371
How do you do that exactly? There have been 2-3 times I've been waiting 2 hours for my food. 2 FUCKING HOURS but I still had to take it because I was hungry as fuck and couldn't tell him I didn't want it as it had already been paid for.
you thought you could be hokage?
>>26534416
>was reading a naruto thread on /v/ a few days ago
>tfw getting the feeling of wanting to get back into naruto
WAKE ME UP
>>26534079
Might do this, sounds like you are living the dream. Thanks matey.
>>26534082
If you could read you would see that I am currently looking for a part time job.
>>26534402
just speak to your bannk
>>26534443
fuck that shit sennpaichji
>>26534248
Best of luck mate. What music are you going to listen to as you go over the edge?
>>26534142
I use Just Eat for my fortnightly Indian. It's pretty good because I can order before the place opens and forget about it. No listening to an engaged tone. The cuckolding advert displeases me but I don't feel strongly enough about it to use one of the knock offs instead.
>>26534507
Apparently Orochimaru is still fucking alive.
Fucking hack writing.
>>26534511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
I'm gonna need a car
>>26534167
>Ketamine
Fuck that shit. Did you see the story about the bloke who fell out of his window on that the other day?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dies-after-falling-fifth-7375959
>>26534248
>First thing I'm gonna do is take a long road trip all the way down to Dover and drive straight off the white fucking cliffs!
This cracked me up. Good luck lad! Let's see those hippies try to stop you when you are speeding towards them at 60mph.
Beachy Head bowling.
>>26533671
Don't listen to this guy. Plenty of people get on grad schemes years after they graduate.
Honestly bruv. If you have decent work experience and good grades just keep grinding the appplications. But make sure they are good quality. Something will come of it. Unless you are total wasteman. Then good luck
>>26534416
you thought you'd survive til the end of the anime?
Going to need some help lads.
Got a few matches from speed dating, all I have are the emails of the people I matched with and their names.
What do? Should I send each of them an email, ask if they want to meet up, and when they reply I can say "it's probably easier if we talk over text. What's your number?" and then take them out for a coffee?
I'm a massive fucking sperg so this is all uncharted ground for me, never dated before and I wasn't expecting any matches.
>>26534667
Send them some rare pepes over email.
>>26534667
You have limited options. Smartest bet would be this >>26534678 tbqh senpai
>>26534678
This might actually work you know. You can pretend you use 9gage like normies do
>>26534667
sounds like a fine plan
you can do it anon
>>26534667
Just send them an email saying you had a great time and would like to see them again, ask for their snapchat or facebook orsomeshit. then when you have that ask them what they're doing the coming week.
If they tell you they have free time then ask if they fancy hanging out then, maybe grab something to eat or go for a drink.
If they don't offer a free time then say oh well perhaps another time then and NEVER talk to them again, unless they talk to you first.
If they have no snapchat or facebook then dont bother asking for a phone number, women see that shit as too forward and not casual and fun.
If you don't have a facebook or snapchat because like me when I got into this dating shit, make a facebook and only use it for dating purposes, add some random normie shit to it - sports teams, stand up comedians, whatever local pubs play live bands near you so you seem like you're not a total sperg.
Women will waste your time, stop replying to you at random because someone they like more or makes more money than you is talking to them, dates are shit and you won't get far most of the time. The idea is to always play it off like you could be somewhere better doing something more fun than being with them.
>>26534616
kets a tranq, this nigga tripper on next shit
>>26534786
or spend money on escorts annd have them teach you how to talk like not a sperglord, im going to try that
>>26534811
If he got contact details from speed dating then he already can talk without looking like a sperg, speed dating is very fast and forward and is all about first impression and he passed that shit. Read the thread you dumbass.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-35554995
Is this disgust I'm feeling what normal people experience when they look at robots?
>>26534857
I bet she isn't funny.
>>26534402
In my experience just eat are pretty good about that, I had food arrive an hour later than the time they gave me (which was already an hour and a half after i ordered, i guess it was busy) and it was cold. It says on the justeat site to try to sort it out with the restaurant first but i emailed justeat to say what had happened and they gave me a refund. It was in the form of a just eat voucher but since i knew id use it anyway i didnt really care
>>26534857
>I remember that day as the day I learned to insist on corner tables. Those you ask will all look at you like you are weird for they are most likely people who do not care about corners and public bathrooms. They are people who go to parties and like it.
relatable
>>26533229
Being a wagecuck is shiiiiiit
I'm so glad I can come home to my waifua-and you guys, /britfeel/
>>26534906
Wonder if they get it back from the restaurant? I mean, it's not even their problem really. You only ordered the food through their site, everything after that from cooking to delivery is down to the restaurant.
>>26534930
Me on the right
oc
>>26533793
That's a lot of bricks! Did you move them all by yourself?
>tfw you order a side of chips with your meal and they come soaked through due to the steam with no seasoning in sight
Don't put chips in a container with no ventilation and THEN put them in a separate plastic bag you fucking plebs.
Why even bother.
>>26534667
Email saying who you are, that it was great to meet them and ask if theyd like to do something sometime (if you want to be more forward you could specifically say something like "dinner on friday", or you could just be more vague to let them pick). If you remember a detail about them, suggest something they might like (i.e. if one liked art suggest a new gallery show, if they are into coffee find a 'quirky' coffee shop). They will be flattered that you remembered something about them rather than thinking you just emailed anyone who was willing. You could include your phone number in the email, which gives them the control, or ask for it when they reply like you said.
Dont do something spergy like send it to all of them as a group email.
Good luck, hope it goes well!
What's for din din lads?
Delicious sausage soup here.
>>26534947
Yeah idk how that works, i didn't really think about it at the time i must admit. I just wanted my cashmoney back and knew that the person who answers the phone at the takeaway doesnt speak enough english for anything other than taking the order
>>26535030
nothing because im disgustingly fat so i dont want to eat today
>>26535030
Odds I have a bowl of corn flakes
Evens I drive to Mcdonald's
>>26535030
gonna have oven chips, probably a burger or sausage, and i'm still deciding over either roast vegetables or salad
probably salad
very boring meal i know
>>26535055
Pick me up some nugs lad
>>26535030
Had 14 oz steak in wetherspoons.
Was getting strange looks from old couples because I was alone :<
>>26533555
mine. No idea what the colour is but they look cool.
>>26535079
I'm not allowed to go now, the numbers said so.
:(
Watching through Mr Robot and honestly lads it's not too great, I don't understand the praise it's getting. it's very mediocre.
>>26535055
Unlucky bro. Had 20 nugs for lunch
>>26535097
looks like hazel eyes lad
>>26535097
Nice, you look like dracula.
Here's mine.
>>26535093
They can go to hell, I wish I had the moxie to go out and eat alone and not give a fuck.
>>26535132
Someone else said that before, that I have vampire eyes. Odd.
You've got quite blue eyes but my nephew has eyes that are so deep blue they look almost violet, it's odd.
>>26535114
Just finished episode where chinks say they won't do the raid on China servers.
I know exactly what you mean. It isn't that great desu. It's a chore to watch next one.
All these robots with beautiful eyes and I'm stuck with shit-brown.
Pic is what I wish my eyes were.
>>26533229
Waifu comics
>>26535049
you forgot your trip tilde
>>26535230
im cripplingly new and dont know who tilde is, im guessing hes a faggot though
Lads, how about some beats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rVcxZoKrJA
Watch this space, kids gonna be trending more than viola beach.
>wake up
>poleaboo still hasnt killed himself
>>26535211
That bloke is ugly as fuck
Blue eyes an be really good but sometimes they make you look like a sociopath. I have every colour eyes so that is pretty good.
>>26534248
Ur pretty cool for a qt
blox
>>26535251
He's a fat bastard who pretends to be a skinny twink and attention whores all the time.
and welcome
>>26535263
had a kekkle desu
>wake up
>Fatilde hasn't died yet
>wake up
>I woke up
>>26535320
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
`12
>wake up
>say a little prayer for /britfeel/
>wake up
>feeling like p diddy
>get home from work
>have a piss that I've been holding in for the last 10 hours
It isn't too unhealthy to do this, right?
Can't really rip into her for doing this degree
as an EU national, she doesn't have to pay tuition
>wake up
>get out of bed
>drag a comb across my head
>>26534842
and yet he doesn't know what the fuck to do after it, convincing them to see you again is the hardest part you fatty
>>26535284
oh ok, guess it makes sense that you mistook my post for him
thanks for the welcome
>wake up this morning
>feeling fine
>wake up
>drag myself from my bed around twenty past six
>get my kids up make breakfast: one egg, two toast, three weetabix
hope nothing bad happens today lads
>>26535376
Are people so lazy that they hold their piss until it hurts?
>>26535395
Where is eu national course free!?!?!
>>26535375
p diddy is a manlet who has to pay women to be around him.
>>26533108
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igcyn9uFlMI
>>26535376
They don't have toilets where you work?
>>26534909
fugg, this bitch is a fembot for sure
>>26535489
Yes but I don't like to use them because I might accidentally make eye contact with someone
>>26535524
Wtf just go. Have a sit down wee if you have to
>>26535541
if you're at a point where you sit down to piss because of anxiety buy some valium or xanax onlinne
>>26535578
Thats not even a big amount of anxiety.
>>26535541
But what if I make eye contact with someone when I exit the stall and they think I did a shit?
Official patrician choice for new kanye album:
>ultralight beam
>famous
>low lights
>highlights
>waves
>real friends
>wolves
>30 hours
>fade
Everything else is reddit.
Lads I've been doing a lot of work with a Chad in work recently. Things are going fine, he does his fair share, I do mine and he's friendly and nice.
The only problem is whenever me and him present our work to my boss. my boss only talks directly to the Chad guy and only acknowledges stuff he says, I can talk for a minute about what we've been doing and it's like his mind switches off and he goes right back to asking the other guy.
How the fuck do I solve this? Can I solve it or am I just fucked and cucked forever?
>>26535611
exactly, dont let it get worse
Lads, Liam Gallagher and Lenny Kravitz go to fashion shows.
It's not gay if I watch them online right?
pls respond.
Lads, Jet Set Radio is free on Steam
Quality game tbqh
quick /britfeel/, post the first half of your postcode and see if you have a match
L21 here
>>26535664
you're fucked, he'll be getting all the praise as well, you'll be blamed for anything that goes wrong
>>26534678
>>26534701
>>26534707
I'll send that to them later
>>26534711
>>26534786
>>26535011
Sorted. I was going to attach a picture of me so they remember who I am. There's a decent picture of me holding a cat, don't want it to look like I've had to trawl through my facebook images to find a good one but I don't want to send them a boring selfie. Was thinking of going with something like "here's a picture, I'm the one on the right". Thoughts?
>>26535682
Gallagher looks like Grimbsy
>>26535692
>here's a picture, I'm the one on the right
if you aren't attractive, that will come of as spergy
>>26535682
not gay if you have a wank while watching
>>26535685
Showing as 3 bongs for me lad.
>>26535710I'm not that attractive
I'll just send the picture then
>>26535720
Just underneath it should say "install", it's part of a oack with other free games
>>26535687
>you're fucked, he'll be getting all the praise as well, you'll be blamed for anything that goes wrong
I think you're right, he's been given all the best work as of late and I get the feeling that I'm being hung out to dry, my boss literally does not give a shit about what I do anymore.
Gotta hope a downturn doesn't come soon.
>>26535687
W10 lads
>>26535612
that's what toilets are there for
i usually use the stall since i don't want to whip it out in front of my workmates, it's no biggie, some people are just piss-shy
>>26535742
pull a Mark and say he molested you
>>26535712
Smashing.
>tfw want to pound the shit out of some of the birds.
>>26535739
>it's part of a oack with other free games
Thanks lad
>flicking through shitty music from a few years back on youtube
>Owl City/Fireflies comes on
>look at comments
>"man, this song was one of my childhood favorites"
>mfw
>>26535687
CV8
>>26535908
Starting to notice how the stuff from your formative years is becoming "old" is an unsettling experience for sure.
>AbeSimpsonWarning.png
>>26535687
NE30
When does it become ok for songs to get posted to Youtube.
Like, when a new album releases if it gets put on Youtube it gets taken down for copyright.
Are any anons here not manchildren and have moved out?
I am currently a NEET manchild but I was thinking about moving to Cardiff. If I got a place with rent and bills 500 bong a month and split it wit one other person, so 250 each, how much does everything else cost? And how much would I need to be earning per month to be comfortable? I am only eligible for minimum wage jobs.
>>26536134
I would be more worried about getting a place that cheap and finding someone to live with you. if you work full time you will be able to afford that on minimum wage.
>>26536134
I live in Cardiff, why do you want to come here? It's largely full of insufferable students.
>>26536134
I live in a 2 bed flat with a flatmate. Minimum wage will be enough as long as you're careful. A month out of the job and you're fucked, you won't be able to save much.
>>26535908
>on youtube listening to some 00s indie (artic monkeys, Killers etc)
>man, music was so much better when I was a kid
>tfw I was an adult this music was out.
>>26536134
I'm a manchild, but I have moved out. Live with the GF of 4 years. I'm 28 though so it's kinda expected to be moved out and what not.
>tfw GF works too, so my share of the bills is made cheap and my disposable income is retardadly high.
>tfw still think about what I'd be like if I still lived with my parents.
>>26536190
>I live in Cardiff, why do you want to come here? It's largely full of insufferable students.
I live in Bristol currently which is London-lite meaning it is literally impossible to move out of mummy and daddies house as a minimum wageslave.
>>26536229
How much is other stuff like food, bills, etc?
>>26536266
>>tfw still think about what I'd be like if I still lived with my parents.
Do you prefer living with your parents or being moved out?
>>26536266
Your GF is an imganiary fat ugly acne ridden shitcunt
Fucking KILL YOURSELF
>>26536277
Bills and food are what you make them. I used to have 40 quid a month phone contracts and blast the heating all night but then I got wise. It depends so much on what you have that I can't really say but it's always much more than you anticipate. Get a cheap council tax band because that can cripple you.
>not brit
>still post in theese threads
I cant be the only one..right?
>>26536305
keyboard warrior
>>26536313
>Get a cheap council tax band because that can cripple you.
Is it possible to tell the landlord I am a student to avoid council tax? Or if I lived with another person, and they were a student, is it possible to just put their name down but I still live there? If you know what I mean?
>>26536318
JF out desu desu robot blocku
>>26536305
You have no foreskin and your pancreas is shit.
>>26536293
If I lived with my parents I'd have even more money and my washing and shit would be done for me.
However, I like being moved out, it's nice to have that freedom and independence. Only downside is, living with the misses means spending time with her so we watch shitty movies when I'd rather be playing digimon, but then we still have time to ourselves to do what we like.
>>26536305
>imganiary
No
>fat
Yes
>ugly
Yes
>acne ridden
No
>shitcunt
Yes
3/5 ain't bad mate.
>>26536366
We live in a police state they will find out and rape you for it
>>26536378
The one on the right looks like Hairy Jeremy
>>26536366
It might be worth a try if you can get a good fake letter or something. You'll probably wind up having to pay it all anyway.
My top tip is to get a smart meter so your utility company can't rip you off.
>>26536443
CAPTAIN.....CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNN!!!!
>drug dealer just fucking disappeared after I paid him 108quid via faster payments bank transfer
>already had 700quid history with him over a year
>called my bank, said there's no fucking guarantee I can get it back since it's from a lloyds bank sent to santander
Fuck this shit, fuck this shit fuck this shit.
>>26533229
Here's my waifu~
Just woke up. I think it is safe to eat something now, but I am unsure if I really want to go out in the cold~
>>26536476
You said a grand last night mate.
You also fucked up mate, unless you're using the Dark net for your happy pills then you should always get the weed and pay with cash, no trace.
>>26536627
I checked my order history on his website, it's actually 700.
still, that fucking scamming subhuman shit took my money.
>>26536476
learned your lesson about bank transfers then
stick to cash m'laddo
>>26536661
>his website
u wot m8
>>26536678
well i trusted the fucker hes been around for years, now he exit scammed me.
>>26536679
Just-Gethigh.com
>>26536679
This. Since when do drug dealers have websites.
>Got randomly given a chance to do a top graduate job after being unemployed since graduation
>It's great pay, easy work and my boss is a great laugh as well as my team
>Get paid well and can go up to 28k soon (over the next year or two) despite only being 21
>Get a 400 bonus every quarter for literally doing my job
>Job isn't stressul at all
>Loads of other perks like free lunch and ipad etc
Problem is I live in a small as fuck irrelevant town and I've always wanted to live in London whilst young.
Do I go for a similar, but less rewarding job and cuck myself with rent and no money so I'm in London or do I stay living at home for minimal rent and just live in a boring town?
>>26536689
Mate, if he has a site, he's prbably busted.
If you spent a legit 700 and got weed, then he's probably been fucked.
>not using agorah
or whatever the latest shit is.
>think during the day about cool things to code in Python
>get home from being wagekek
>too tired
It's literally going to be like this until retirement, isn't it?
>/noteatenforsixdaysladbecauseimpoorlad/ here
I managed to cadge some food and whiskey.
I feel like crying tears of joys lads, honestly.
Gonna read Dirty Havana Trilogy by Pedro Juan Gutierrez and eat like a king whilst sippin' whiskey until I can't feel anything.
What a strange week I've had
>>26536712
London is a meme, and a shit one at that.
>>26536712
>Problem is I live in a small as fuck irrelevant town and I've always wanted to live in London whilst young.
Why? Do you imagine your life being something like Skins or some shit?
>>26536721
>get digimon for valentines
>play it on my days off
>back in to work today
>come home
>can't be bothered playing it.
Fucking wagecucking killed my gaming enthusiasm.
That and lack of good games coming out.
>>26536721
Yep, months have just flown past for me. Wageslavery
>>26536803
>Being given gifts for valentines
Hello my fellow normalslime friend
>>26536765
I quite like it
>>26536776
No but everytime I go to London I'm always doing new things, meeting with old friends and going toa ll the cultural stuff and pubs etc whereas at home I live in a rural northern town which has a few pubs and just countryside.
My job lets me sit in a comfy office all day and sometimes I go for meetings and walks in the countryside and that's about it.
Just thought I should try something whilst I'm young (under 30ish) but don't know whether to cuck my 20s away saving in my shit town or just move to London for some fun.
There's fuck all here except my incredibly lucky job which I somehow fell into.
It's also annoying that everybody else in my job is way older than me.
>>26536762
How the fuck can you be so poor you can't eat. Jesus christ I can't imagine it.
>>26536834
maybe stay there for a couple years and save up some dosh then move?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPrz3D3Tpd8
dirty foreign buggers
>>26536804
The upside is disposable income
>>26536832
Sup my normiebro.
>tfw everyone is posting pics of roses and chocolates and sex things
>tfw I got digimon and got my misses a few dvds she wanted.
>>26536906
How to get gf normanon?
>>26536894
Yeah, probably will, thanks.
Just boring in the mean time but I hate the thought of leaving my job for a less well rewarded one and having to survive in London on my own.
My job's probably shit anyway but just seems good cos it's my first proper one and I get loads of free shit and they just throw money at me.
They're even gonna pay me like 40 quid extra a week to be first aid trained despite the fact we work in an office.
