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going to have some ham on toast my good lads edition
Can you make it all the way to the end without pausing, muting or looking away?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455356388507.webm
furst desu
post waifus
>>26456660
couldn't handle it desu
>>26456664
waifuposting best posting
>>26456642
>ham on toast
Princes tinned ham on buttered toast with HP sauce is the food of NEET Kings
>>26456660
I skipped through it.
Whats it about?
>>26456660
That was actually a good joke tbf to him they have just got sticks up their arses
>>26456700
george bush in iraq
Last night was pretty rough for Poleaboo
Kicked off with his sisters again regarding the PS4, they said some cruel things
Also had a go at mum for babying him
>>26456729
I heard someone awkwardly talking about incest porn, so I don't think thats actually true senpai
>>26456723
wouldn't make it on national telly though would you
>>26456699
Why do you hate your body so much?
>>26456749
fine, don't believe me then
>>26456766
That's not national telly though is it? Isn't it a Youtube show?
>>26456767
>not hating yourself
get out normalshit
>>26456767
Fuck off you normie freak
>>26456739
>they said some cruel things
Elaborate lad. And lay off the fucking digimon, it's not that good.
>>26456664
Saturday afternoon waifu post
>>26456691
Why would you like the worst character in the game anon.
My waifu
Desu oc mute fit latino
>>26456893
NO DONT!!
IVE SEEN HIM POST A 6 PARAGRAPH ESSAY WHY SO MANY TIMES NOW.
>>26456863
Digimon is a tradition grindy JRPG with monster collecting, it's perfect if that's what you're into
Spoke to him in a sarcastic voice, said he was having a tantrum (all he was doing was mirroring their ridiculous behaviour but that flew over their heads)
Some shit about getting a life, being a failure, spending all day in the house
>>26456927
Poleaboo you still owe me a picture of your little sister's soles.
>>26456893
>>26456925
I'll spare this other anon, just know she is special to me.
>>26456739
Fuck off, paki cunt
>>26456954
FUCKING BEAT UNDYNE ON GENOCIDE
awww yeah get rekt
>>26456925
Lel that's retarded the character's like an autists self insert who everyone treats nicely.
Best not to set people like that off.
Unibro from a couple days ago here, currently at a visit day for Loughborough. The rest of the applicants I'm grouped with are so fucking autistic, it's unbelievable. I have seen T H R E E Aperture Science t-shirts.
>>26457028
>autistic
Portal is normie as shit
90% of UK under-35s will never own their own home.
You best vote Corbyn if you want a future
>>26457028
Fuck off, underage normie, you're not welcome here
>unibro
>giving yourself a nickname
Kill yourself
>>26457075
If you're a NEET and not voting Corbyn, you're a fucking idiot
>>26457075
/britfeel/ is Corbyn
>>26456927
Play a real mans game like Battlefield, that will command their respect.
>>26456927
>getting a life, being a failure, spending all day in the house
they have a point to be fair, least get a job lad
>>26457075
That doesn't sound right to me. I find it hard to believe that 90% of people don't have a homeowner parent or relative they could inherit from.
>>26457075
I'm 24 and just bought a house with money I saved from my job over the past 3 years.
I don't know what most people blow all their fucking money on.
>>26457028
>someone from r9k
>calling other people autistic
Its just a shirt nigger, some people wear band tshirts, others wear vidya. Vidya is normie and mainstream as fuck these days. Normie vidya players are like real life /v/ - and will always think their opinions are better than anyone else's and they just love playing "cult" classics like Demon's Souls.
>>26457028
>Unibro
>>26457124
Useless shit to "show off" to their friends and neighbours.
>>26457114
Is there a term for this sort of delusion where you project your beliefs onto a group you identify with?
Sort of like a passive no true Scotsman
>>26457133
Probably, I'm quite happy to walk about with my primark shirts from 2 years ago.
When I see some twat dressed head to toe in River Island or some shit I just think what a fucking waste of money.
Who needs a completely new wardrobe every month.
>>26456664
Getting ready for Valentine's
>>26457124
Wow what job do you have an where do you live that you could afford an entire house after just 3 years?
>>26457212
>where do you live that you could afford an entire house after just 3 years?
Scotland has a lot of lovely houses for cheap because >Scotland
>>26457212
Not him but I am saving for a house too. Engineering graduate job. Living with the folks right now. Got about another year to so of saving to go.
>>26457212
I live in Wales and I'm an engineer. Pay's decent and houses are relatively cheap.
Why is sean bean such a shit actor
>>26457152
I thought river island was cheap?
Then again, I avoid clothes shops like the plague.
>>26456664
Whyafoo
>>26457287
FUCK YOU. NED STARK BEST STARK.
>Have to go for a haircut at 3
>Planned to hop in the shower now
>Dad's just jumped in the bathroom to take a shit, literally going to be sitting there for 20 mins
>Knew I was about to jump in for a 5 minute rinse
Did he do this on purpose or something, to try and piss me off?
>>26457299
Dunno, I shop in Primark so anything over 5 poonds for a shirt seems expensive to me.
>>26457028
ayy senpai I'm at Loughborough
it's a good uni but the town is shite
>>26457316
Gonna have a shower whilst smelling your dads shit as well
Nice
>>26457121
>get a job lad
Because that's so easy these days
>>26456664
Spending the weekend with Waifu and Junlad.
I hope you don't accidentaly think I look over towards you, wink and write down my sexual desiers to fuck the spelling nap keys beneath these lonely fingers. If you acceptably accomadate these fingers inside mine find the glee in knowing fun working is a deal you can't not find time to sign
comfy
someone stick this in a window of the OP image
>>26457316
>Tfw my dad calls taking a shit 'Squeezing out some brown toothpaste' and laughs uproariously everytime
Going to murder the cunt one day.
I went for an expensive haircut and it looks like shit and the women was patronising
I look like a righter gayer now
>>26457337
>7337
http://youtu.be/QreSqOBDPWI
>>26457345
it's not as hard you claim it is
>>26457472
>not hard to get a job
>not hard to get friends
>not hard to get a gf
Really is weekend in here. All the normies using their precious free time wisely I see
>>26457412
What haircut did you get lad?
>>26457412
Hold your nose and blow don't wobble it'll take a week but it will grow
Only 90 kids remember >>>b<<<
I need to go to Tesco but I can't work up the motivation.
Someone tell me something good I can get there.
>>26457487
you had jobs in the past, you had a placement year in accounting in the past, it's not hard
>>26457287
One does not simply say Sean Bean is a shit actor, without explaining it.
>>26457412
how much did you pay?
i got mine cut yesterday and it was 8 pounds
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Would you date a Homunculus?
>>26457532
life is meaningless and you will always be a loser with no hope of ever getting a decent life
im cold. I don't have an electric heatere because they use lots of electric and cost monies.
is this true?
>>26457532
wine gums
>>26457535
Fighting demons: The film
>>26456664
Here's waifu~
Just shaved my legs again and noticed that my thigh gap has gotten a little wider. Very good for my self-esteem tbqh~
>>26457557
cheaper than gas heating but yes they do use up a lot of leccy
>>26457557
I've got a convection heater off Amazon for 20 quid and it's a life changer
that being said it uses about 2000W but my bills are included in my rent so I don't know how much it actually costs. I use it for about 5 minutes and then turn it off, its that warm
>>26457126
>Vidya is normie and mainstream as fuck these days.
>mainstream as fuck these days.
>these days
It's fun to have a rummage in your boxers about how you knew about video games before everybody else, isn't it?
What's it like being younger than pacman?
>>26457549
yeah if he was qt :3
>>26457565
One does not simply judge an actor's career based on one film.
>>26457567
everything people hate about you in a single post
fantastic
not even got a single cold weather payment this winter.
>>26457553
Thanks anon, that means a lot to me.
glorious centaur body acheived
Why are Brit threads always filled with tripfaggot attention whores? This is why I just pretend to be a septic online
>>26457579
I do not wear boxers.
You misunderstand, I'm not upset about it. I like that vidya is mainstream, even if people are shit-tier with their opinions. Vidya is a great medium and more people would enjoy it if they tried it, its just always had the bad rep of being for basement dwelling autists so people avoid it.
I'm just saying that guy can't get uppity about people wearing Portal shirts, cos vidya is mainstream now.
>>26457614
>only estimating the diameter of your testicles
Can you not measure them properly?
Caught some light lads but they keep saying the tan stand I'd be bad 90 times a day
>DUH
Tide seems less of a dick, just surfing. Shoutanon has a load of ticks or triggers and might of read one or two articles that I too read, it might of even wrote then, who cares it was done for free and cap lots of things point towards a fat licence holder just back from Tokoyo.
happy Saturday lads post your cats
>>26457538
a lot more than that
>>26457502
>>26457504
I'm trying to get a picture now lads
Dave from GCHQ here just activating your webcams to see what you're up to
>>26457647
sometimes they describe them in terms of fruits, ie grapefruit-sized
that's about it really
>>26457681
Tell me what motion I just did and I'll believe you
>>26457681
Jokes on you lad, I had my boss get me a laptop without one for this very reason.
>>26457681
A la blue tac Dave my friend taxing a friends chum
>>26457613
no problem, enjoy tescos
>>26457690
wanking motions
>>26457728
You win this round Dave
>>26457647
Not when you are a horse
>>26457690
>>26457702
>>26457724
I'm putting you on the list for avoiding justice
>>26457702
That's ok the keylogger will do the job just as well
>>26457741
wwwwwwwaaasdadaddssadawwwassddasd
Very informative no doubt
>>26457533
>you had jobs in the past
McDonalds and the amusement park were desperately shortstaffed, they hired everyone who applied
>you had a placement year in accounting in the past,
He was the last in his year to get a placement, and he only got it because he was the only one to apply
Also Aberdeen ha lower unemployment than fucking Rochdale
>>26457502
>>26457659
Like this shit, it was more poofy after she had done it. I think I might sweep it back or pomade it up. The stuff they put in my hair makes it so soft and smell really nice though.
Give me an update on your phishing exploits, lad.
>>26457794
hahahahahah what the fuck
I can't believe people above the age of 15 have this hairstyle
mate sort your shit out
>>26457822
>int
You're such a normie these days
>>26457794
Ference what the fuck are you doing here
>>26457794
Fucking hell, for a second I thought I was 14 again and Taking Back Sunday were cool.
You better not unironically think anybody notices a niche difference other than it looks long and scruffy/ childish.
Fucking wew
>>26457794
don't worry anon your hair is fine, i would happily cum in it
>hear a guy who used to bully me relentlessly in school on the local radio
>think it can't be him
>hes some rich business owner
>can't be him
>look him up on facebook
>it is him
>rich
>owns a very good business
>nice car outside a very nice house
>amazing 8/10 qt gf
>did a masters degree
>went to japan 2 months ago for holiday with gf
>going to italy in the summer with gf
i thought karma was supposed to get him back. might as well off myself. knowing my life he will show up at my shit low wage b&q job and laugh at me
would someone kindly stab me?
>>26457794
ZOINKS
>>26457794
>not getting a buzzcut
It's like you hate convenience.
>>26457886
>and Taking Back Sunday were cool.
Taking Back Sunday were never cool mate
>>26457832
Spread yourself thin, make it harder for the pigs to pin you down
>>26457886
>>26457825
This isn't what I wanted, I didn't think she was near finished.
>>26457895
please do senpai, can't get any worse
>>26456723
Poor delivery
>>26457900
why not take him out with you anon?
>>26457895
FAGGOTS OUT
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT BEING GAY ALL THE TIME
YOU'RE LITERALLY CANCER
>>26457900
Bully's don't get fucked in real life, it's a disney fantasy/reddit wetdream.
>>26457911
Yes they were lad unless you were a chav who was too busy getting excited about a new 'MC' song.
>>26457922
>This isn't what I wanted
What did you ask her for? Don't tell me you didn't take a picture with you?
ALWAYS TAKE A PICTURE TO A NEW HAIRDRESSER.
>>26457794
Don't listen to them lad some highlights a good shampoo and conditioner and you'll be ready to hit the town
unless your trying to blend into the corner of a club but don't shampoo everyday, that's important apparently
>>26457794
You know "just fuck my shit up" is just a meme, lad? Don't actually say that to them.
>>26457945
ready to hit the gay clubs more like
>>26457938
They were not... Unless you were an emo kiddie wearing purple drain pipes. I wasn't a chav back in those days I was a skater/stoner and we were way cooler than the emo crowd.
>>26457953
You're the /int/ poster who got annoyed by the robot, aren't you
>>26457725
I still haven't gone yet.
It's so cold outside, and there are normies.
>>26457794
I wish I was confident enough to get my hair cut, I just wear a beanie all the time right now
>>26457922
mate, I can tell from what she left it with that you asked for something shit
just go for a short back + sides you can't go wrong with that
that's such a typical robot hair
thin, greasy and poorly styled
>>26457984
no haha that was me
>>26457972
>nobody was allowed a diverse taste in music.
You were basically a scruffy kid and I don't think you were half as cool as you think you were.
>>26457984
I don't browse /int/, so probably not.
>>26457945
>some highlights
jesus christ
>I don't browse /int/
>>26457953
chuckled heartily
All this haircut talk is reminding me I really need a haircut.
>>26457944
>I would like you to take this picture of a medium cook steak to the chef my good man there is tupinace in it for you my good garcon
Your hairdresser is an artist. Your chef is an artist
>find a good artist
>mum cooks for you and cuts your hair
PLEBISyou
>bullies bully people because they're insecure
sick of this meme
Great Shitain is a shithole desu
Who else planning to fuck off to Australia/NZ and leave UK to the pakis?
>>26457794
Its fine mate, putting any effort into it would actually be gay
>>26458042
used to bully my little brother because i was bullied at school so there's that~
>>26457944
>>26457953
No I didn't take a picture, when you are paying load of money for hair savant artist or whatever they are meant to be I expected them to understand how not to make hair look like shit
I guess I 'll have it like this, so it just looks like I need a hair cut
>>26458001
Its only thin now because she cut so many chunks out of it to thin it. Its not greasy at all. I know it is badly styled that is what I am complaining about
>>26458012
The camera makes my hair look less blonde than it is, don't need highlights senpai
>>26458005
Nah we were proper cool all of the fitties hung out with us and not the emos. You were allowed to have a diverse taste in music just not gay emo stuff. You probably think Fall Out Boy were cool as well.
is desu filtered on this board
>>26458043
edgy
occcb
>>26457933
much easier to kill only myself and mumesy will be sad if i go out a killer
>>26458049
so is this proof that Tilde is the one defending himself?
put your trip back on
>>26458055
Well lad believe it or not not every school was identical.
We had all the fit ones too. However I'm not entirely convinced you weren't a scruffy weed kid who just fingered the overtly sexual chav girls and have mistaken them for being fit
>>26458054
looks marginally better but still
shave your beard, it looks bad
>>26458079
lad the first time i have posted on this board was 10 minutes ago
>>26458001
>thinking that short back and sides is less gay
>>26458083
>However I'm not entirely convinced you weren't a scruffy weed kid who just fingered the overtly sexual chav girls and have mistaken them for being fit
No mate the chav girls didn't hang out with us they only hung around with the chav lot. We were quite a middle class posse of degenerates.
Emo music was never cool though. Popular, yes, but cool no.
>>26458105
>implying it isn't
fuck off year 9 cretin
>>26457794
>>26458054
You people do realise that all that matters is your face
>>26458139
but anon I'm ugly as fuck
>>26458097
Beard is required to keep masculinity in the face with long hair.
>>26458139
Yes and its shit, doesn't mean she should have given me a crap cut
Knocked a bouncer out last night lads
Fucking manlets, when will they learn
>>26458139
Hair is actually really important, a lot more than people realize.
>>26458119
I bet you browse /fa/ too, run along now batty boy
If I go the pub with a game do you reckon I could get someone to play me?
Chess, draughts, backgammon or cards?
>>26458166
Nice one mate, bouncers are cunts.
>>26458176
incredibly autistic however i would play with you
>>26458115
If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that you definitely were a stoner kid.
Every stoner kid's remarkable trait, thinking they're much more intelligent than they ever were and believing in the superiority of their taste in anything despite being the most vapid and predictable cunts going.
I can't tell if you're purposefully playing the part so in tune on purpose.
>>26458167
Amir looks 28-30. How old is he?
>>26458176
Autistic, but I'd love nothing more than a pub I could go to to play checkers with somebody.
A nice pint and checkers sounds ideal.
Shame it's just full of cunts instead.
If we all know Muslims are good people then why does the PC liberal brigade ignore the fact theyre not huh? Well? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
>>26458176
No, don't bring a game to a random pub, just find a pub that has board games as part of their thing. There are loads of pubs around here with boardgames. Normally those microbrewey ale hipster pubs with record players and cats have board games for people to play.
>>26456664
rate my waifu lads
>>26458167
Urgh I don't know what to do with my hair
>>26458188
Did you and your swoopy haired friends get bullied by stoner kids lad?
>>26456664
Another miserable day tbqh lads
>>26458209
I should have brought this picture to the hairdressers.
>>26457935
shh this is a library
>>26458201
22 iirc
>>26458207
>microbrewey ale hipster pubs with record players and cats
pic related mate
>>26458184
>>26458205
There's a lot of nice, quieter pubs near me (Oxford) so I think I'll go for it. I'll take draughts because more people know it, I guess.
>>26458214
Drop dead.
>>26458222
I didn't have swoopy hair nor were we emo, we just liked the music.
It's literally like you never actually grew out of your 'I think I'm more intelligent than I am but I'm definitely edgy and cool' stage.
Good luck, supercilious friend, you'll need it if this is how you act presumably above the age of 18.
>>26458214
MARRY ME please and thank you. Please.
>>26458235
But they'd look at you funny
>>26458174
hahaha stay ugly you mollusc
>>26458201
25-26 I think.
>>26458243
I don't understand what you plan to do though lad.
Are you just gonna wander round asking if people want to play?
Poleaboo is pretty sick of Hearthstone
He doesn't even do arena anymore, just spends his gold on on packs
>>26458243
>pic related mate
No seriously
>>26458214
JESUS THESE ARE THE SORT OF SEWER DWELLERS THAT LURK HERE
I FEEL SICK~
>>26458273
Give me your account.
>>26458043
Lots of art in France
http://youtu.be/aBeITjbhEbM
Family member died and I remembered what culture is.
>Right Nineteen kkk
Have you held a piemag robots?
>It's a porno magazine
Moving the independent online lads, it's a sad time to say http://youtu.be/HHXT0yqgPFs
>>26458251
>getting upset with me because he thinks emo music was cool
Lads, how do we all compare?
Age/ income/ savings?
21/ 21K/ 2k here.
I am so far behind the norm
>>26458258
Keep crying
>>26458209
You can't just make up a waifu from scratch, you have to find a pre-existing one.
Making a custom waifu, what is the world coming to?
Poleaboo is fed up with people hating on Tau so much. How are they any more annoying than Eldar?
>>26458293
People say I'm doing well.
23/17k/10k
I would kill for 21k a year
>>26458293
Poleaboo think you rancid normalshits should eat said shit and die faggot fairies
>>26458293
Age 23
Income: 0 bong (NEET masterace)
Savings: 5.5k
>>26458293
26/32k/39k
Living with parents while working master race.
Odds more Ratchet.
Evens more shitposting.
Dubs get drunk and do both.
>>26458322
>People say I'm doing well
>23
>17k
Are these people retarded?
>>26458293
27 / 31k / 12k
t. poorfag
>>26458293
23/34k/18k
>>26458341
We;re not all Eugene Thunderbrains who can get jobs as Doctors and Lawyers.
>>26458293
20/0k/1k
I should just give up
>>26458341
Yes, its also the north
>>26458293
24/25k/7.7k
>>26458386
buy a gaming computer with those bennies
>>26458376
17k is still poor for a 23 year old. If you left school at 16 and started working at what, 17? You would have worked for a few years and you are still on 17k?
>>26458361
what do you do lad?
fuck this fucking mute thing just means you have to make a simple question extravagant and shit
>>26458345
>>26458361
>>26458403
What sort of work are you all doing that you're earning 25-35k so young?
My job should pay 28k but I only get 21k because I was hugely underqualified and they give me a chance over somebody who'd worked in the industry for fifteen years.
I could get up to 28k after a year or two but still you guys must be loaded on 30k living at home so young.
I thought I was doing okay
>>26458412
I went to uni for a bit
>>26458432
I also live in the north so everything is relatively cheap up here, too.
>>26458432
>27 / 31k / 12k
I'm not living at home, I rent in London. Hence the preposterously low savings
>>26458296
post your hair then style icon
nah you won't because you're shook
>>26458412
Most people don't start working at 16 though as it is isn't the 1970s anymore.
>>26458448
i know that feel, living costs in london are hell
that said i still prefer it to any other city
>>26458485
This
Turning 21 this month. Never had a job.
>>26458448
I know you you're that guy who brags about how much he loves his job and his gf and stuff.
>>26458413
>>26458432
Logistics coordinator
>>26458508
I'm single, and my job is a job not a vocation. I like it fine, but I would walk away and never look back if a better paying one became available.
>>26458448
>>26458496
Fuck.
I have a gerat job now and live at home for pretty cheap and I could move to London for the same job on some more money and actually get to live in London but not sure if I can be arsed being raped of rent.
It's a tough one, because even if I did move there I know I'd have to leave eventually anyway because I'll never earn enough to buy a house.
>Drank a lot of water before bed
>Even had a sandwich (never eat when drinking)
>Still painfully hungover
>>26458432
Engineering. Technically i'm still classed as a grad by my company too. So once I become a 'junior engineer' as my company calls them, it will go up more.
Still no gf though kek
>>26458525
Fair enough, will let you off this time.
There was a 27 year old bloke in here the other day bragging about how much he loves his job and he was just posting here because he was waiting for his gf to come home and calling everyone losers for not being like him.
>>26458544
That's an old wives tale m8
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34072712
>Raiding the fridge or downing glasses of water after a night of heavy drinking won't improve your sore head the next day, Dutch research suggests.
>Instead, a study concluded, the only way to prevent a hangover is to drink less alcohol.
>More than 800 students were asked how they tried to relieve hangover symptoms, but neither food nor water was found to have any positive effect.
>>26458567
>There was a 27 year old bloke in here the other day bragging about how much he loves his job and he was just posting here because he was waiting for his gf to come home and calling everyone losers for not being like him.
Definitely sounds like he was genuinely happy and secure in himself
>>26458432
Software engineering, pays well if you're decent at it.
>>26458567
Yeah, that wasn't me.
>>26458557
>tfw going to be interviewing for a graduate position despite being a drop out because I have experience
I can't wait to start at the bottom and to take 4 years to make more than 20k
>>26458544
You need to water before during and after to avoid one, also depends what you're drinking
>>26458568
I call bullshit on this.
My rule is have a pint of water for every pint you've had when out, unless more than four, then usually just stop at three pints even if it means staying up an hour extra to drink them and I always wake up feeling fine.
If I don't have any water before bed I always wake up feeling even a bit hungover if I just have oen or two pints.
>>26458568
>Instead, a study concluded, the only way to prevent a hangover is to drink less alcohol.
They're getting paid money to be cheeky cunts, boils me blood.
>>26458293
31/28k/0
I just started my job tho after being neet for years. So I'll try to save up.
>>26458579
The position I'm going for>>26458587
Is for software with a big company. they have a fixed payment progression scheme that means it takes forever to earn a living wage but they claim they pay well
>>26458568
I've seen other studies that say drinking water does lessen a hangover. It is all about staying hydrated. Maybe downing a pint before bed won't help but if you drink lots of water throughout your drinking session it surely does help.
Eating doesn't help while drinking but if you eat a big meal before drinking you will get less drunk and thus less hungover.
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>>26458611
NORMIES FUCK OFF
Why do you even post here?
Haha survey bros creeping on 40k, ayyboo 2 years ago
29/150k/15k
>Live in a 125k house
>not paid off
>yeah blue
>seen some shit tho lads
>sr1, the fleece market and no.2
Elite oil field master race that knows the Mason handshake, it goes like this like that loam
>>26458627
I'd swap 150k a year to be able to communicate properly and not be retarded
>>26458624
I have a shit tier job, working in solitude.
I hate it and would be a neet if I could
>no friends
>uni drop out
>virgin
>ugly/beta
once went to Canada and the hostel didn't have an air conditioner (this was in summer and it was fucking sweltering)
I was so dehydrated I was having fever dreams, I was downing 2l bottles of water, nothing did the trick
after a heavy night boozing I was fucked in the morning, worse than I had ever been, shitting my guts out, throwing up etc
went to the corner shop and got some apple gatorade, it was all they had. I've had gatorade in the UK but hated it because it was too weak/watery
cleared me right up, it was so sweet and full of lord knows what E numbers that it fixed me
those yanks might be on to something, no wonder they're all fat
>>26458663
What job? I wouldn't mind a job if I could work in solitude.
>>26458668
Yea desu mate when I am hungover I normally down as much fizzy pop or Lucozade sport as I can and it sorts me out. It is to do with blood sugar I guess. When you are hungover your blood sugar is low so drinking fizzy pop tops it up and makes you feel better.
>>26458645
http://youtu.be/HHXT0yqgPFs_Keep a little misdirection in all that you do, or people might want to follow
>>26458293
24/31k (25k before bonuses)/13k
Just bought a house so most of my savings disappeared to go towards that.
>>26458675
I complain about it on here far too often. It really starts to make you go crazy when you don't talk with your co-workers.
Its so boring staring at my shit work and watching the seconds tick by so slowly.
I would love distracting annoying co workers
>>26458702
first time i ever got really drunk, the morning after i downed a can of lucozade
puked it all up on the bus back home and it was entirely bright orange
>>26458721
>24 years old
>own a house
>acting embarrassed about 13k savings
I hate you
>>26458587
How are you going to explain the dropping out thing? You know they will ask about that.
>>26458624
I am >>26458557
I have a good job but everything else is shit in my life. That's why i'm here.
>>26458767
Don't worry anon, my financial assets are the only thing I have going for me at the moment.
I don't have much else.
>>26458788
They know I don't have a degree, or at least the recruiter knows. I just have one of those worthless certificate things. So they don't know I necessarily dropped out but I'm going to lie anyway.
They probably can't get an actually graduates for the shit money they offer.
>>26458305
Why wouldn't I create a waifu in my own image? Literal perfection.
>You're a big lad aren't you :)
Manlets will never know this genetically superior feel.
>>26458815
Well you're younger than me, on the same salary, have a house and have the same amount of other stuff going on as me (ie. nothing)
You are direct comparable evidence that I have failed at life.
>>26458841
>wew lad what's the weather like up there!
>haha did your parents put you in compost as a kid?
>are there two of you under that coat?
fucking hate being 6'5 sometimes, happens every time I go pub
>wageslaves posting on the weekend
