Halt Chad HQ, This zone is for Chads onl- *man on radio talks a bit*
ugh ok, state your business robot and i might let you in.
>>26435787
Im here to drain the cum pool
niggers tongue my anus
tiggers nongue ay mnus
nigger tigger anus poop poop fart shitty pooopies hahahahahahhahah fart fart stinky penis butter hahahahhahhahahah poop poop nigger fart hole
>>26435799
Please sir get rid of the sharp weapon around your neck, you might hurt one of Chads ladies.
>>26435837
Y-you too sir....
Ummmm I have a girlfriend
>>26435787
I'm here on behalf of the Brotherhood of Feels to ask you to surrender all your electronic devices, weapons and vehicles.
>>26435884
So what my son is 12 and already lost his virginity
>>26435924
It should still set me apart from all the maximus autismus here and allow me entry into non-robot land.
>>26435920
HAHAHAHA HEY BRAD CHECK THIS GUY HAHAHAH I LOST IT, here kid take this toys r us $5 gift card and buy yourself something special, k?
>>26435942
hmm Give me something else other then that and I might let you in.
>>26435963
I have a circle of 10 close friends out of which 2 are best friends that I'm gonna be living with next year.
>>26435991
Any piss jars?
>>26436015
Zero. I live a well adjusted life in college, am getting nothing but A's, and in general having a really great time here. Even while away from my 10 close friends I have enough connections so that not a day goes by where I eat alone.
>>26436045
You're Chad material, welcome home bruddah
>>26436045
>am getting
>am getting
>am getting
>am getting
>am getting
>>26436061
Thank you fellow Chad. Glad to be back.
Also, can you guys get rid of this annoying cuck >>26436063 ?
>>26436076
am
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>>26436061
Before making fun of people because of their grammar just remember how much of a failure you are.
Baofeng Customer support.
Here to configure your repeater.
>>26436116
>>26436063
sheit nigga got the wrong post kek
EPSILON 16 SPEAKING!
CHAD WILL DIE BY THE HANDS OF EPSILONS, THEN WE WILL TURN ON THE BETAS, THEN THE OMEGAS, THEN, FINALLY, US AND THE GAMMAS WILL RULE TOGETHER
I'm General Good Boy!
Hand over the tendies and you shall get a fast death!
>>26436225
Not so fast General Good Boy!
This is Epsilon 16, and if you make another move you're dead.
I was the soldier that coerced you into trying to take back Beta Base 2, and now that Beta HQ is gone you're hopeless. Stand down sir.
>>26435787
I have come to merge the souls of humanity into a single being, so that all suffering may be ended in accordance to God's will.
Is the OP's picture one of those orgeon guys?
>>26435787
I'm just here to commit suicide by cop. I can try and take out a few of them before I go if you want.
>>26436268
Epsilon, shame on you!
You don't have a single claim on the tendies!
*throws a piss bottle bomb at you&
>>26435787
This is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot November Juliet, requesting authorisation for entrance.
>>26436326
I'm hit! I'm hit!
I will be a martyr for the Epsilon Uprising, just you see!
FIGHT MY BROTHERS!
Tell my oneitis I said...
Poo poo pee pee
Pooperators are some of the tryhardest betas.
>>26436187
kek nice try fag
>>26436322
i'm not wasting a bullet on you
>>26436330
explain yourself, why, what's your social status?
Would anyone want to see my dong? Not sure what I am getting at
>>26435787
I answer to no man.
Stand aside chad, i won't ask a 2nd time.
>>26436379
*radio static*
>>26436457
SHOTS FIRED
CODE RED 56 YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO LAUNCH NERO
>>26436537
This is beta outpost Seven Niner Echo, we have eyes on CHAD HQ, good effect on target. Multiple KIAs
you migth wana stand clear of that truck.
>>26435787
>Just walking the road bro.
Then touch him on shoulder.
>Just walking the road.
>>26436712
mash'allah
>originality for allah
i am an emissary of the omega-kingdom on official business, i have no quarrel with you alphas.
>>26436822
THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON OUR BETA CALIPHATE.
TAKBIR!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26436636
This is Task force Eliot, we have a chopper inbound they are cleaning up any surviving chads and then extracting you. Meet at the rendezvous point.
>>26435924
You raped your son, that doesn't count.
Cheeki breeki muthafucker. Get the fuck out my way.
Faget.
This thread had significantly less reeing than I expected
Is killing yourself for chad better than killing yourself for stacy?
WITNESS ME
I WILL IMMOLATE THESE CHADS IN ETERNAL FLAME
Our brother >>26437973
managed to take down several the entire base by using a dirty bomb..... what a fitting end to a good boy
press f to pay respects.
THE WAR IS NOT YET OVER! UNTIL EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM NORMIES ARE DEAD!
>>26435787
I'm but a lowly merchant sir, here to sell my wares of beard oil, protein supplements, sports balls, and men's lifestyle magazines.
>>26435787
Hi im from /k/, /v/, and /o/, and I have over 20 years of experience in the field, and Ive got over 200,000 confirmed kills, and over 4,000 hours in dayz mod alone. I know you guys think youre tacticool and everything, but Ive taken some art classes at a community college and I kind of consider myself a Colors Expert and you know youre standing in the middle pf the road wearing olive and black. I do hope that you realize that you're in the middle of a white colored plain with light yellow bushes and its a clear 600m shot straight to you from the tree line in every direction. I know your red dot m16 or whatever that is, looks cool but its probably only realistically usable for about 400 of the 600 yards if you could even identify a 1 pixel sized target in all white laying down in a foxhole. Also, you have no cover at all if you were to take fire. It would be...unfortunate if someone were to take advantage of this...
Well im going to be leaving now. Ill be "around". :3 k bai
