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january crossed out edition
Currently chilling on azulads bed desu
>>26273196
Junlad is chilling on my bed currently
>>26273196
It's always time to post waifus
>>26273196
Jun suzuki innit
>>26273226
>>26273229
this excites me desu
>>26273229
>>26273226
faggots
[p[
Your waifus are all shit
Step up your fucking game boys
>>26273226
>>26273229
Are you two dating then?
>mods deleted the last thread because of (you) trading
Reminder that if you do this you're a bottom of the barrel channer and would be better suited to a pleb site like reddit.
>>26273260
fite me irl desu
I hate myself and I would like to die
>>26273291
Sounds like someone's mad because he didn't get his (You)
>>26273299
Welcome to the club and get in line.
>>26273304
>giving him a (you)
What are (you) doing, anon? He wont learn his lesson if that happens
>>26273299
What's your address bruv? Let's make this happen.
>>26273299
I hate myself but if I killed myself there's a chance I'd hate myself in death. I'd rather only hate myself in life, death lasts much longer
![[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_08_-_from_whom_the_shooting_festival_is_held__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][2FEFC9D1].mkv_snapshot_10.16_[2016.01.20_19.36.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8x4XMwf.jpg "[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_08_-_from_whom_the_shooting_festival_is_held__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][2FEFC9D1].mkv_snapshot_10.16_[2016.01.20_19.36.22].jpg")
>>26273295
She can fly, shoot laser beams, is super-intelligent and has luxuriant hair, I believe you are mistaken anon.
My waifu is best waifu
orignial comment
>>26273279
Kinda, in as much that two autists could.
>>26273349
>replied to the wrong person
O-oh
Sorry
>Had A2 physics coursework all day today
>Wasn't prepared, all of results are worse than shit
>That's 20% of my A2 gone
>Not a chance in Hell of me getting an A now
>>26273371
It's ok nymphanon
Even geniuses make mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
Eddie Jordan to top gear
>>26273182
>january crossed out
this is all too real
>>26273408
I'm still not over the fact they picked joey from friends. What the fuck?
>>26273418
>tfw I didn't realise we were already 10% through the year until you posted this
How do I meet people that aren't heavily accented normies?
Sachiko Fujinuma from Erase.
Dem lips on my ballsack STAT.
>>26273459
You've already bought into the normie/non-normie dichotomy meme.
You'll never again be happy with people.
>>26273392
>>26273371
>>26273362
>>26273295
>>26273250
>>26273246
>>26273235
>>26273229
>>26273196
>>>/c/ Comfy lads? >>>/out/
might have a kebab 2night 2bh
>>26273495
I'm mostly using it to fit in, but I agree that the kind of people you find in nightclubs/pubs etc generally aren't the kind of people I'd like to be around
>>26273453
i just hope the clarkson thing is good
why did some children have to take packed lunches to school?
I ate a curry using just the naan and no cutlery, I think I've gone native, chaps.
>>26273196
Think that i'm going to get another kebab tonight tbqh lads
>>26273677
i took packed lunches
i just didnt want to have to wait in line
also there was sort of a sense of wanting to be different from everyone else, veiled superiority
it was convenient, and i had no friends anyway so i didnt need to go into the cafeteria
Why is it that normies have so much drama and negativity in their life. They thrive off it, negative tones are mandatory, i just don't understand. They are always talking and never shut the fuck fuc FUCK up. They always need to shout, CONSTANTLY engaged vocal chords; i fucking hate normies and i will kill them. i have to spend 40 cunt hours a week in a stinking fucking office with these shit stains; i would be better in a noise free segregation unit in a secure mental hospital; i am thinking of getting admitted into one
>>26273735
I always wanted to be a packed lunch kid but mum was like no when youre getting free lunch anyway. cant complain tho, pudding was great.
>>26273677
saves money
Azucat and a kittycat hahaha
>>26273226
>>26273229
>''I have a waifu! She's the one for me!''
>Meet up with another autist every week to fuck the lonely away
This is the true love weebs go on about? Wew lad.
>>26273677
My family had a chef who brought packed lunches to me and my brothers at boarding school every day. In our case, I think it was our parents' petty attempt at saying "fuck you, we're even richer than you" to the other kids. The meals were really good, though, so whatever.
>>26273833
and now youre on r9k posting in britfeel thread.
where did it go so wrong.
>>26273810
Don't put all weebs in the same basket
get in the fucking steam group chat lads
>>26273833
fuck off normie poof
>>26273833
i pretty much only had lettuce sandwiches in white bread every daymy parents used to put them in a plastic fairy liquid box to save buying a lunchbox and people called me fairy all the timea few times people stole my 'lunch box' and ran around while i chased them going "THE FAIRYS GETTING LAIRY, SOMEONE HELP ME THE LAIRY FAIRY IS CHASING ME" and my lunch box was destroyed numerous times by cruel people
>>26273891
You all seem to be their biggest fan so I think I will.
>>26273873
I got a MA in Classics, but I inherited a lot from my grandparents in my final year so I became a NEET as soon as I graduated. It's been 2 years so now I'm p sure it's too late to get a good job.
>>26273453
It's probably because he had the fastest lap time in a reasonably priced car ever (1:42.1 in the Kia Cee'd in Series 18, Episode 2)
>>26273945
I have never once commented on them, so no. Making an assumption like that is commonplace in society, that's awfully normal of you
>>26273927
>Lettuce sandwiches
Are you a skeletal manlet?
Anyone else main goal in life to become rich? I want to become rich so I can become a NEET forever. I am turning to crime to raise my capital. I want out of the rat race; i detest being around people everyday at work; it is not natural.
>>26274056
I will one day be extremely rich because of my inheritance but i'm not looking forward to it that much cos i'll have fuck all to spend it on
>>26274056
What crimes are you planning on committing lad?
>>26274056
Anyone who says they haven't got a goal to become rich is deluding themselves honestly.
>>26274056
My main goal in life has shifted so many times. Now it's just come down to finding ways to stay busy and focused on a task or several, so that my mind never wanders elsewhere. Leaving me no time to dwell on anything.
If I were to put it in a video game sense, I'd just be constantly pursuing a grind
>>26274130
'White collar' financial crime - a fraud.
waiting for my bf to finish doing something so I can travel round to his house
so excited lads
>>26274174
Please tell us more lad
>>26274108
You may be waiting a long long time for your inheritance; that is if there is any left. Enjoy your wagecucking in the meantime.
>>26274213
My dads 71 desu, who knows what the future hold though.
>>26273196
Waifu has been posted to be honest~
>>26274237
LETS SEE THAT BOIPUSSY AND THOSE ARMPITS
>>26274130
being a bumboy
>>26274230
You much be into your 30's lad.
>>26274209
HMRC has literally no resources left to try and track down 99.9% of fraudsters. Basically, fraud away.
>>26273196
What an average Friday night so far, I'm so bored.
>>26274287
I'm 22
my mum had me when she was 41
>>26274293
My mum's friend got a CCJ for illegally working as a cleaner in Scotland despite never having left England.
>>26274334
Top, top kek.
>>26274351
what?
why's that funny
>>26273808
What ANIMES are you watching tonight while spooning?
>>26274130
IS BEING A REAL MO'FUCKIN' OG ILLEGAL?
>>26274376
You know why he thinks that's funny, just ignore him you moron.
>>26274237
WHATS THAT SMELL?
IT STINKS
WHAT IS THAT?
OH,TILDES BREATH.
>>26274431
i don't why he thinks thats funny
seriously
Finished building my tree farm room lads, went with 35 meters high so the ruler doesn't end too abruptly, next job is all the pipework under the floor.
How are you lot spending your Fridays?
>>26274450
because your parents are old
Been on a diet since boxing day.. well I was hungry as fuck and could not resist a tube of BBQ pringles. Holy fuck were they delicious - ate erry damn crumb in record time. Also got a bottle of voddi and fully intend to get as drunk as can be, all polished off with a justeat takeout.
Who here gonna be /drunkard/ and /justeat/?
>>26274483
not much i can do about it 2bh, don't see why it's funny to someone else
>>26274483
his mum must be ugly blud
>>26274482
I'll be having sex later when my gf comes over
>>26274450
YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY IS SO OLD IT HAS COBWEBS
>>26274548
YO MOMMA ... SO FAT ... HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU!!111
>>26274525
I love pringles but the BBQ ones just don't do it for me, prefer the hot and spicy or sour cream
What's the takeaway lad?
>>26274581
THATS A BIT UNCALLED FOR MATE
>>26274442
STOP BULLYING TILDE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS
Having eggs, bacon, chips, beans and bread to make sandwiches for tea lads.
My favourite.
>>26274525
I'm going to get drunk on white wine and walk down to the chinese takeaway
>tfw cu'n'ryside
I've just seen a cat.
>tfw running out of space
Send help
>>26274644
do you not like my art?
>>26274622
Think a pizza's on the cards lad.
>>26274743
>Not using descriptive names
It's too late for you lad
Been invited out to a club tonight, lads.
Any advice? I haven't been to a club since 1st year at uni.
>>26274771
>Any advice?
don't go
>>26274771
I advise you REEEEE
>>26274771
couple of lines of coke always takes the edge off
>>26274771
any advice?
Yeah, don't go
>>26274801
>>26274807
>>26274812
>>26274815
10/10 advice. Should I smoke up before I go to take the edge off?
>>26274743
similar feeling here
my steam hard disk only has 25gb left, my anime disk is completely full, my music/tv disk only has 600gb left
I'm going to have to invest in some 8TB drives
>>26274852
just eat it, the buzz lasts longer
>>26274761
I know, it's all a fucking mess and there's no way back. I am actually at the point where I can dig through my data like an archaeologist and find stuff I never realised I had.
>>26274857
>8 TB drives
Awful lot of eggs to put in one basket anon.
>Cat does a shit on the floor
>Must be time to empty the litter box
Every month with this shit
>>26274857
You know what they say lad
The bigger the drive, the bigger the fall
>>26274905
He's got you well trained lad
DOGS 4 LYFE
>>26274237
Hey Tilde, how are you today?
bought some spicy peanuts from asda..
undecided desu.
>>26274974
What kind lad? Those ones with the crunchy shell are divine, I always heat them up in the oven so they're like those hot spicy nut machines they used to have at posh cinemas and bars
>>26275019
just kp jumbo ones. didn't notice any others..
hmm never had them actually heated up before.
>>26275019
so you're saying you like hot nuts in your mouth?
>>26275051
That is indeed what I'm saying
>>26274943
I have been feeling quite light-headed and I have a sore throat. I am in a pretty good mood though~
How are you today, anon?
>>26275115
FUCK OFF YOU WALLY
>>26275115
>sore throat
You been sucking too much dick again?
>>26274771
It will be much more enjoyable if you take a lot of PCP.
>>26275211
N-no, I am not lewd~
>>26275232
seconding this
original commme3nt
>>26275302
JUST AN ANNOYING FAGGOT
>>26275147
>Actually making an image
Wew lad, it really bothers you no-one cares about your ALL CAPS gimmick.
Haven't had sex for ages. The only thing that gets turned on by me on a regular basis is the fridge light.
>>26275371
WHATS UP MATE? A BIT TO CLOSE TO HOME?
>>26275465
Have you considered fucking yourself you normie shithead?
i am listening to deftones lads
>>26274771
If you're serious about advice- just get really drunk
i feel really empty today lads.
Some ""friend"" texted me on facebook to ask about my cousin. i'm a last resort and a fucking failure. i don't feel hungry or sad just tired.
who else just /existing/ here?
Any great games on the steam sale that I should pick up?
>>26275612
yeah
sdfihohdif
How's that new Digimon game, Poleaboo?
>>26275612
I bought Reassembly and have been playing it for the last 20 minutes, it seems like it might have potential.
Which character should I include in my RPG lads?
>A lunatic stalker who talks about themself in the third person
or
>A big fat attention seeking wanker
>>26275716
the bottom one
a game about tilde
>>26275804
>tilde
Fatidle. get it right
>>26275716
>A lunatic stalker who talks about themself in the third person
Poleaboo
>A big fat attention seeking wanker
SHOUTANON
where is the tilde option lad?
>tfw no bossy but dominant chav gf to bully you
>tfw no dominant muscle girl that makes you lick her muscles and sweat after a workout
>tfw no tomboy gf to play games with or trap for
>tfw no goth gf or weird girl lthat likes to bite you or make you bleed
WAKE ME UP
>>26275804
Fair enough. What name do we like better, R9KPG or RPG9K?
>>26275716
Include everyone in /britfeel/, what type of RPG you thinking of making?
>>26275926
RPG9K
Is it going to have scenes of high-impact sexual violence?
>Resume wagecuck life earlier this week
>Things going well
>Accidentally tagged in a Facebook post
>It's my work buddies at the pub
>Wasn't invited
Week ruined.
Why bother, lads.
>>26276070
They probably wanted you there but could only be in spirit, lad
>>26275623
OK
Wasn't expecting much more. Went with the female MC, named her after myself.
It all kicked off when I tried taking the PS4 upstairs. Had to call my brother twice to get his "permission" in order to make my sister back off.
>>26276103
>a paki woman named amir
>>26276011
I've only just downloaded it so I don't know. I'll keep you all updated with my progress, although I will probably give up at the first hurdle desu.
Making good progress so far though, see.
>>26276070
Heres how you THE GAME on both factors; whether it on purpose or by accident: Make it into a joke. A platform. Its an opportunity to show nonchalance.
Can you do it?
>>26276103
Why would your sister care about a console?
>>26276144
Put some liquid hot magma on the map.
Poleaboo is excited by the new Polish slave character on Coronation Street
>>26276144
Give up lad
It'll be too difficult for too little reward
>>26276180
They just care about keeping me down
They weren't watching TV downstairs either but they wouldn't let me keep it there and play either
Popping to Londis for cheap beer and snacks. Anyone want owt?
>>26276144
sharks with lasers on their heads
>>26276204
Stop being a negative cunt, we should strive towards excellence.
>>26276241
Make an erogue instead, more appeal, more drive to finish it
Fatildie could be the heroine in the bad end
>>26276204
>Give up lad
>It'll be too difficult for too little reward
Fuck me, you dour bastard. I'm making it because I have almost infinite amounts of free time, I'm not really looking for any reward.
>>26276205
Get us a few cans of guinness please, mate
>>26276288
Shouldn't you bet at the pub with the lads?
>>26276268
>erogue
>>26276301
I can't be asked to travel over an hour to see them
>>26276205
Get me a packet of walkers salt and vinegar, thanks. Just one
>>26276337
E-roge?
H-game?
>>26273808
>>26273226
>>26273229
How did this even start?and how can I get a robot cuddlebuddy?
![IMG_0127[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5eMDISG.jpg "IMG_0127[1].jpg")
how d'you like my noodle pot?
>>26276495
it's eroge
>>26276532
SHIN CUP OR FUCK OFF
Lads I'm out of control, have started drinking 2 bottles of wine a night instead of the usual 1.65 that I drink.
Started shouting at the computer screen last night whilst watching question time about pakis etc. Mum got cross.
>>26276578
>wine
Get out you poofter
>>26276144
I had a friend once make a rpg maker game. He kept asking me to play it so I did for about 10 minutes. But no, he wanted me to play the whole thing damn thing. I would have but the thing was so generic and boring. le bad guy who wants to take over world, le hero has to stop him. He could make any game he wanted and he made the same shit you see in big budget video games.
Thank god not playing the whole thing didn't ruin our friendship.
>>26276624
Strong chilled red wine is the robot drink. The patrician drink.
>>26276522
>mfw I met my bf on /britfeel/ too
Happy other people are too desu.
>>26276639
Then this is the call we need to help anon make it not so shit tier, question is how can we make it more interesting?
So is BFF no longer happening?
>>26276713
Not too sure, all I know is don't make the story generic. You can do ANYTHING for the story so go wild.
I like the idea of including people from /britfeel/ desu. Poleaboo could be a boss who flings shit at you.
>>26276713
Just lots of sexual shit
>>26276577
it's a novelty ceramic one
>>26276762
Takes a lot of hard work and time. The guy put a lot of effort into it.
We need a neet who can dedicate the whole week to writing an episode to take over.
>>26276713
Plenty of jokes and shit, make it so talking to villagers makes them REEEEEEEEEEEEE at you
I got a problem lads. Going out tomorrow with the boys for drinks and poker but ate spicy pizza and drank a few cans of monster (helps me not smoke, probably worse desu but eh) and now my stomachs all topsy turvy and I've got the massive shits.
Anyone else /eatanddrinktoomuchshit/ here thinks I'll be alright for tomorrow? Dont wanna go out and spend the whole night shitting and stinking out pubs and the house.
>>26276829
>Going out tomorrow with the boys for drinks and poker
>>26276766
Should be a series of mysterious murders, you follow the clues (investigate the amusement park, talk to the Polish girl who got away) and they lead you to Poleaboo
>>26276661
>chilled red wine
Fucking heathen.
What are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfIfzVf8t6E
>>26276788
PRETTY GOOD THEN CONSIDERING I FELL FOR THE RUSE
Being very gay with azulad right now lmao
>>26276896
Tildeanon masturbating
>>26276896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ30fFW0rmg
>>26276578
>2 bottles of wine a night instead of the usual 1.65
>>26276917
Post pics dammit, we need to see that boipussy
>In sports shop
>Sperg sperging out because he couldnt refund some muddy boots or some shit
>Literally starts REEEing and knocking shit off the shelves
>He comes over towards me
>Punch the fat fuck in the face
>Looks at me with tears welling in his eyes
>Runs out the shop crying
>Help the staff clear the mess he caused while we all laugh about him
>Got to talk to some of the qts and got some store credit
Today has been a good day.
>>26276917
pics or gtfo and stop teasing me with what I will never have
>>26276766
Were you there at the time? Most of the replies were calling him a sad cunt and told him to stop.That disgraceful display has ruined it for us all.
I was planning to make fake dirtsheets to confuse the marks too.
>>26276917
>>26276938
CAN YOU FAGGOTS TRIP SO I CAN FILTER YOU?
>>26276949
that sperg was me!
>>26276954
Meant for >>26276762
DESS.
>>26276949
This didn't happen, stop pretending it did.
anyone else getting this shit? A video trying to load on the page?
>>26276983
Sperg in question detected. How's the face?
>>26276982
It got a lot of positive replies too senpai. I was there that night.
>KFC introduces the Take Five meal
>McDonalds gives me one of pic related
Things are looking up Anon!
>>26277001
tbf I gave multiple replies to the same posts
>>26276987
nothing here pal
>>26276954
you're right, it was a damn shame. I feel like I should do something to post here and hopefully get some chat going but I'm not really sure what. Maybe we should have a movie night or anime night or something?
>>26276949
>in sports shop
Already fake, no fatass like you would be in a sports place, let alone have the balls to punch anyone.
>>26277003
Poleaboo would like to inform you that it costs McDonalds less than 40p to assemble that meal
>>26277001
I praised him 3 times on the sames post, similar to >>26277016.
We were just outnumbered by cynical cunts.
>>26277022
Stop samefagging sperg
>tfw shaved, showered and silky smooth legs on fresh linen
>>26277037
OH REALLY YOU PAKI CUNT?
THEY DON'T TAKE A LOSS?
>>26277069
I'm just saying it's a huge profit margin
Better value at a paki takeaway
>>26277037
Why shill for McDonalds when they laughed you out the door?
>>26277019
I'm a sad cunt, have any whatever night that suits others and I will back you up desu.
>>26277003
Haven't been to KFC in quite a while. Don't even know where the nearest one is here.
>>26277094
I'm not shilling, I'm doing the opposite
I'm informing you of the poor value of the meal
>>26277118
MY LOCAL ONE IS HALAL SO I DON'T GO
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>26277046
>not using the version with the ducks edited out
I don't have it either but fuck
>>26276896
My fav kike
https://youtu.be/EDfU9fYuY-Y
>>26277151
wow look at this pleb and laugh
>>26277134
I'D RATHER GIVE IT TO A FACELESS ORGANIZATION THAN A SHITSKIN LIKE YOU
>>26277167
Thanks anon.
Have a picture of Hatsune Miku's underpants as a token of my gratitude.
>>26277147
I only know where one takeaway is, not counting my local pub and its 6 PM wood fried chicken, pizza and chips options
>>26277189
Wood fired. Same shit, almost not really
>>26276204
>Give up lad
>It'll be too difficult for too little reward
While a whole RPGmaker game is quite a task, I bet it would be achieveable to make a text adventure.
>>26276204
>It'll be too difficult for too little reward
It's better than spending all your time on 4chan or phishing.
>>26277315
>>26277263
If you have the energy, all the more power to you
I just have very little and can't even phish these days or search for jobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux11OuUNhUU
>4U
worth a listen 2bh
>>26277366
GNR documentary on BBC Four in a few mins.
>spent about 30 minutes doing an iq test
>find out at the end you have to pay to get your results
slimy fuckers
goldenyeye on itv4 lads, classic bond
>>26277404
>classic bond
Bond is the ultimate chad normie. If you watch it you do not belong here.
>>26276987
yeah it looks like they are in the archived threads, there is a thread on the secret board
>>26277188
thanks
I'm actually gay but I can imagine her puffy vulva is a cock bulge anyway
>>26277085
Fund ISIS or fund the jews who fund ISIS.
>Was hoping I'd never wake up
>Woke up anyway
Morning lads.
https://youtu.be/pP3JloQ6grk
>bbc4 is my favourite
>>26273745
>WAH WAH Normies are so negative!! :(
>I will just spend my time on /britfeel/ where everyone is negative and aggressive! Based as fuck :DDD
>>26277528
morning? where the fuck are you?
>>26277046
Fuck anime, but that's a cute gif
Reminder Shoutanon is a paki who gets REALLY upset if you make fun of Islam in detail instead of the 'lol muslims are peados' lazy general stuff.
>>26277404
literally the goat bond film
>>26277587
>perfect example of normie negativity
>normie detected
I am most at home on my /britfeel/ with my autistic robot friends. Please leave my board normie.
>>26277636
>i like watching chad be chad
You a c uck?
>>26277633
He is really fucking fat as well
>>26277624
I'm in the NEETlife.
fuck off nerds desu like air
>>26277019
>>26277114
Alright, I'll throw this out and see how much of a response there is. If we had a weekly night for watching movies or anime, when would people like to do it?
www.strawpoll.me/6736848
>>26277660
If you can't enjoy anything that doesn't have you as the alpha male then you must just look at the ground all day.
>>26277720
Cheeky Tuesday desu
>>26277624
I'm in Ohio, anon
>>26273182
I usually shit on britbong for letting so many mudslimes in but it felt good being able to just walk into the GP and get free medicine just for being a britbong in education.
>>26277768
Have a good day, Ohio-anon
>>26277768
Ohayou Ohio!
>>26277777
LOOK AT THOSE NICE GETS, /BRITFEEL/
>>26277748
Bet you want to watch your wife fuck tyrone, jamal and abdul too.
>>26273196
I'm here
I guess it was a bit hopeful to expect that to be original.
>>26277777
lad, congrats, you've made it.
>ded thread
Should change the name to /britnormie/
went downstairs, parents watching something, probably on channel 4 about immigrants living in the uk. seems like something britfeel would enjoy.
>>26277915
>implying I want to know whats happening in the outside world
Just keep it away from me desu
>>26277777
>I usually shit on my country instead of trying to make a change
This is why your sister is a paki's fucktoy, lad.
