how's it going my good lads edition
Thank you senpai, you are also a good lad desu
>>26253393
First for the next President of the USA Donald J Trump
It's waifu posting time my friends
Why are Australians so scummy?
>>26253542
me in the middle desu
>>26253486
>thinks he's first
>actually second
sure is /iowa/ in here
>>26253542
My waifu is in this picture
>>26253555
It's a big place besu
>the west coast is nice
hannah is fucking peng
where do you even find girls like her?
>>26253628
Is it the pink haired one?
>>26253636
"Londoners" out
New thread maker is the true MVP.
>>26253611
Blue hair blue eyes am in heaven friends
>a warm soap heaven
>>26253542
Need to go on a spiritual journey to find her and find myself soon desu
By which I mean finish rewatching K-ON
>>26253542
mado is a cool dude
>>26253542
I'm going crazy I'm so tired.
>>26253765
I know this feel.
I'm just going to start using sleeping pills I think.
Anime is for fucking losers
>tfw I accidentally bought wine with a cork
I guess no comfy for me tonight
>>26253681
New thread maker is a paki and should be culled
>>26253835
take that back right now young man
>>26253744
Good taste, my friend. This post is original.
>mfw my post was stealth deleted
I think my new hobby is looking at newly listed things on ebay. its quite addictive not knowing what's going to be listed next.
Lads, loads of young people have started in work recently and they annoy the piss out of me. Loud and stupid it's doing my head in, much preferred it when it was just me and a bunch of old people.
Up at 6 and still drinking.. Hold me lads
>>26253897
bic belated
>>26253835
>he's not a fucking loser
why are you even here?
>>26253947
CHAPTER 3 WHEN
There might be worse things than being circumcised, but there is absolutely nothing more subhumane than it. Absolutely nothing at all.
why is bayonetta so fucking attractive?
i've never legit wanted to fuck a fictional character but i desperately want to penetrate her fuckholes tbqh lads
IT'S GOING BAD TODAY LADS, AND POSSIBLY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
GOT PAID BENNIES YESTERDAY AND ONLY HAVE 30 LEFT.
CAN I MAKE THIS LAST TWO WEEKS?
I FEEL LIKE DYING
>>26254032
J O B
O
B
>>26253542
Here is a picture of my waifu~
>>26254040
I actually want a job. I've applied for fucking loads but no fucker wants to hire me. I have decent experience aswell, don't know what's going on.
>>26254004
NEVRR TBQH
>>26253991
There are at least 12 self-professed alpha males that come here
https://strawpoll.me/6689266/r
>>26254080
I was joking, I bet a lot of others are too.
>>26254058
Maybe you're a weirdo.
>>26254067
Which one do I blame?
>>26253692
You can't have her, you will need to find a different blue-haired, blue-eyed waifu, here, I've taken the liberty of finding one for you.
>>26254080
I voted as an alpha and genuniely am an alpha male.
>>26253848
If you smash the bottle over a colander you can strain out the fragments of glass and collect the wine in a saucepan/the sink.
>>26254196
Give an example of your alpha behaviour
Get in the steam chat m80s
>>26254205
But my parents won't like that
>>26253848
Try pushing the cork into the bottle or getting it out with a knife or scissors.
>>26254228
Fuck off to steam and stay there you normie freak
>>26254215
It's not really any particular action I take, more just the way I live my life.
I approach women with success would my main claim to alpha fame, I'm even a fantastic wing man and have got a couple of my friends laid.
GET IN THE SKYPE CHAT LADS
ITS NOT LIKE YOUVE GOT ANYONE ELSE TO TALK TO
https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA
Get in the IRC channel lads desu
>>26254228
How about fuck off to /soc/ normie.
>>26253848
Screw a normal screw into the cork (not all the way), then pull it out with a claw hammer
>>26254148
thee thirdd optionn
Get on omegle chats laddos
Get on the telegraph lads
Trying to put my CV into LaTeX edition
Get on the smoke signal lads
>>26254357
Can anyone see my smoke?
Not sure if this is working desu
Get on the tin cans and a bit of string lads
Get on the vape cloud lads
>>26254249
>how to kill a general
Get on pigeon post lads
>normie 'friend' says they'll call me today and talk
>they didn't
how fucking hard is it to do the things you say you'll do. it's not that you didn't call, it's that you made me stay up most of the day when i'm working a fucking night-shift expecting you to call you fucking asshole. you could just have said you'd call me 'whenever' instead of giving a specific fucking day that you can't even keep to.
fuck anyone with double-digit friends, they have so many people around them that they start seeing others as expendable. explicit rejection is better than (a) being ignored or (b) fucking mind games.
Get on the voices in your head lads
>>26254374
Damnit mum, you're supposed to do that outside
I hate all of these fucking fatties that do all these special diets, programs, pay to go to these slimming clubs every week but will not under any circumstances step foot in a gym.
Get on the semaphore lads
>>26254344
Makes it look great, as if it's been done professionally. Much better than a pdf from word.
>>26254410
>Normies be playing those minnnndddd gamesssss
https://youtu.be/H6G2s6LNQQY
Any one watching the new Keith lemon on itv 2?
What the fuck was with that oppression advert right before.
>>26254464
I know, I've been using it for uni reports since September, got some decent experience it in now. Feels good
I'm just slightly modifying some templates I found on tinternet at the moment though, not nearly proficient enough to build up some godly looking bullshit from scratch
>>26254454
>going to a gym to look at skinny people when you can run at night for free
for what purpose?
i see the point if you're lifting weights or whatever but nigga you can go for a jog anywhere why the fuck do you need a machine?
>>26254390
>Havoc was caused this morning as vast networks of string appeared overnight connecting hundreds of homes throughout Britain, getting caught on birds, people and cars
>Mohammed Bin Mohammed, a 9 year old Swedish girl was paid over one hundred thousand bongs in compensation after her beard got caught in one of these nets causing severe folicular distress
>>26254504
>you can run at night for free
Enjoy being murdered and raped, possibly in that order.
>>26254520
>he lives in an area with riff raff
lmao tbqh
>>26254520
>implying anyone wants to rape a fatty
>>26254520
motivation to go fast
>>26254504
>running in public
whoa look at this fucking normie
>>26254520
If you're in danger of being raped under any circumstances, you shouldn't be here
Farage is on QT tonight lads, time to get hype
>>26254561
a gym is more public than most places at night.
>>26254571
>victim blaming
are you trying to fucking trigger me?
>>26254410
Why would you think a normie cared about you in the first place?
>>26254571
Anybody who goes outside at night is at risk from the sort of psychopaths that lurk in the shadows around every corner.
There could be one outside your window right now.
>>26254625
Yes. Attractive people out.
>>26253848
Shit man, just google it. You can do it with a shoe and the wall. Hard shoes are better because the guy in the video takes ages to do it with a soft shoe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckoKeeq8VR0
If you're interested, the phenomenon is called "Water Hammer" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_hammer
Poleaboo figured out the guy who doxxed him on his blog was the Polish girls beta orbiter
Dumb fuck used an email address (his real one) to leave the comment
>>26254642
Whatever you do,don't look behind you.
>>26254673
I managed to sneak the corkscrew out of the kitchen when making a cup of tea
>Attend new class
>Slightly early
>Standing around outside the room, on my phone
>Girl who is also taking the class is opposite me, also on phone
>I read a joke about a dog being fucked or something
>Chuckle
>She looks up and smiles
>"Haha, what?"
>Go into panic mode
>Stall like "Oh, just this thing I saw"
>She asks to see
>Close tab I was on and desperately open Twitter looking for some kind of normie meme
>First one I see is some REALLY shitty post like one of those relatable ones
>Just show her that
>She smiles
>I feel awkward as fuck
>>26254767
>in education
>girls talk to you
You're a normie, fuck off
>>26254750
>mfw reading spooky ghost stuff at night
>>26254740
Are you going to piss in his milk or his ribena? Quite the dilemma senpai.
>>26254767
Girls are into fucking dogs dude. 80% of women who own a dog have done something sexual with it.
>>26254850
>80% of women who own a dog have done something sexual with it.
The fuck did you get that statistic from?
>>26254181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIgzeucCnVM
>>26254816
or just phish his password
>>26254763
Glad to hear it, soldier. At ease.
gone 6 days without a wank lads. a bit frightened because normally i'd be jonesing like a heroin addict at this point but i'm completely zen
Oi lads, get on the smoke signals
>>26255042
>but i'm completely zen
Nofap is genuinely pretty good for this.
And then when you inevitably fap it's like a superfap
Caught a nice girl looking at me today lads, her look was friendly interest rather than disgust. It's hard to know what she thought but it's hard to accept that I can't do anything about it regardless. at 30 years old I am destined to be alone. I'm just not able to understand humans and the older I get the worse it gets. I have to work 40 hours a week which is not good for someone that is unable to understand and interact properly with people - I just sit at my desk in silence for most of the day when I just want to be left alone. I spend most of the day at work thinking of perfect ways to defraud so I can steal enough money to buy a quiet place and have the choice to interact rather than be forced - prison seems worth the risk.
>>26255211
Nice blog senpai
Congrats on being so boring that not even a bored NEET could bear to read all of what you wrote :^)
>>26254850
Stop pulling statistics out of your rectum you pleb.
>>26255211
P A R A G R A P H S
>>26255042
Trying it atm. I struggle like fuck for the first 4-5 days but after that it's easy.
>>26255286
>w-women are horrific sluts
Sorry mate but they are.
Niggers, dogs, pakis, they don't have standards.
>>26255327
Don't get mad at women because they won't look at you.
Sup wid it nigga
>>26255327
>mad virgin
Laughing at your life
>>26255327
You on the left ahahhaha right lads?
>>26255385
>virgin used as a derogatory term
Fuck off normie.
I licked a girl's bumhole once
>>26255493
how do u rate it from 0 to 10
>>26254484
I saw that.
Some human line up shit.
>>26255565
5 or 6. Wasn't amazing, wasn't unpleasant.
>tfw massaging body in shower
>tfw can feel every bone in my body
kind of a weird but good desu lads~
>>26255555
other people are obsessive about maths lads, seeing it everywhere sounds hard to say but i'm hoping thats the end of my outcast shadow but hopefully you all try and deny understanding how these boards work is not the same as understanding how the same shit effects the outside world. Born on these boards lads.I CAME OUT SURFING OUT MY MUM'S CADE
>trips are not dangers waiting to be over turned.
>coming first matters more than the second twin that was not saved
>my brother to end on aloafly
Sick of this life, not that you'd care. i'm not the only person with whom these feelings I share.
>>26255703
Poleaboo cares
What are britfeel's thoughts on diethylamino sulfur trifluoride? (Pic related)
At least I got in before an impostor did. Why can't I give up and leave these threads.
>>26255385
Says the shelf stacking monkey.
>>26255670
E A T T B H
A
T
T
B
H
>>26255670
>>tfw massaging body in shower
Tilde you tease.
>>26255735
Poleaboo a few years ago when you first started stalking the Polish bird I would have stone cold stunnered you threw a cage of lions, but you've really grown on me, like the mold on my ceiling. Would honestly love to have a pint with you. You seem like you'd be a good friend.
>>26255670
At least I'm not the only severely mentally ill person here. We've never really talked. How are you.
>>26255703
bonsai cares enough to post
>>26255689
also fef
who else balding at 19
>just been for a drink with my ex gf (inb4 reee)
>she's looking radiant and is moving on with her life
>I'm still me and miserable
Fucking hell lads, did not ask for this feel. I'm happy for her but it's made me more aware of how unhappy I am right now.
In the long run, not being a KV has made me even more depressed
>>26255798
>Would honestly love to have a pint with you. You seem like you'd be a good friend.
>Poleaboo
What the actual shit am I reading?
>>26255798
Thanks, that means a lot
>You seem like you'd be a good friend.
I wouldn't, I'm incredibly dull and passive. When I try to initiate I'm weird.
It'd be like having a gf but with the sex and cuddling.
>>26255864
People with ex girlfriends and social lives deserve to be unhappy lad
>>26255760
I haven't really felt like it at all recently~
>>26255765
It is kind of hard to resist when my skin feels so smooth desu~
>>26255802
I-I'm okay senpai, how are you?
>>26255864
>ever seeing exes again
You fucked up son, never do that.
>>26255904
Not doing very well lately. My life has lost all meaning now that she is dead.
>>26255878
>It'd be like having a gf but with the sex and cuddling.
The fuck kind of comparison is that?
>>26255904
>It is kind of hard to resist when my skin feels so smooth desu~
Tilde I'd massage your skin any day of the week.
>>26255935
Find something else senpai.
>>26255957
People say women are boring and you always have to suggest activities
>>26255935
The image could have always been shopped desu~
I also remember reading some other inconsistencies regarding it.
>>26255971
th-thanks for the offer anon~
>>26255924
I just thought it would be nice to see her again to see how he's doing, I used to love her so much (a part of me still probably does 2bh) just was a reminder of how happy I used to be
>tfw where did it all go so wrong pepe is literally me right now
WE /STONEROSES/ NOW
https://youtu.be/fh1kaHVt-lA
ALSO, FUCK THE LE WRONG GENERATION SHIT BUT CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT COBAIN WAS COOL AS FUCK, LADS?
>>26255211
I enjoyed your post lad, not sure why posts like these get shit on while gay avatarfags get arselicker legions.
>>26255864
Man you fucked up, I was planning on meeting my ex in London recently, luckily we got in an argument and I told her to go fuck herself and she blocked me on everything.
just move on.
>>26256030
Why did you guys split up mate? How long ago was it?
Only ever had the one gf and am still with her so have been lucky enough to avoid breakup woes.
Anyone staying up for the back room tax deals of political debate?
>>26255877
>The cornershop is closed, lets have a cheeky one before Allah sees
>>26256114
>not understanding the allure of having friends inferior to yourself
>>26256114
I wish I knew the story behind that image because everything about it cracks me up. (I imagine its an illustration of a story from the Arabian Nights maybe? but then its stylistically more eastern so I don't know)
Got a bit carried away watching question time and started drunkenly shouting "fucking paki" and my Mum came into my room and started shouting at me telling me off.
Fuck sake lad, wish she would live in a hotel for a week.
>>26255864
fucking sick of you normie scum. hope ye fall on a the neck of an upturned broken bottle lad and accidentally sever ye jugular artery like isis - that'd serve ye normie bollox right . now go suck a choad la
>>26255689
how many time's a day do you think about numbers
>>26256017
Yes, perhaps. Maybe it was all a trick. Every person in this thread seems to want to hurt me. I'm not quite sure why.
>>26256062
he did deliver, but drugs are bad m'kay
>>26256210
>Got a bit carried away watching question time and started drunkenly shouting "fucking paki" and my Mum came into my room and started shouting at me telling me off.
Never ever change, /britfeel/.
>>26255864
>Fucking hell lads, did not ask for this feel
Don't mean to to a Percy Prickface but you did kind of ask for it by going out for a drink with her.
What did you think she was going to show up and say 'hey anon my life is so shit since I left you you are the best thing that ever happened to me really regret leaving you might just off myself desu;
Gonna lose my job in April.
Got 20k saved up, gonna buy a motorbike and ride around the world.
>>26256210
bonsai is watching the brother on newsweek now
>>26256184
I do, my only friend is for the most part inferior to me.
>>26256106
Split in August last year, was just arguing a lot over trivial shit to the point where it wasn't fun anymore.
>tfw fell for the better to have loved and lost meme
>>26256313
Lucky fucking cunt
Got my disabilitybux yesterday lads. Feel like Lord HooHa, I even went out for a nice dinner tonight.
Thanks, wagies.
>>26256310
>What did you think she was going to show up and say 'hey anon my life is so shit since I left you you are the best thing that ever happened to me really regret leaving you might just off myself desu
Kind of, yeah
Like I said, I wasn't really sure what I was expecting from meeting her
>>26256313
>meme aspiration
Gunna climb Everest too?
>>26256242
Nobody wants to hurt you. You are hurting yourself by obsessing over someone who clearly doesn't want you. Dead or not.
>>26256379
Those guys are faggots.
>>26256242
I do not want to hurt you~
>>26256394
Thank you for being kind to me.
>>26253393
Why do people use trips, avatars etc whilst on 4chan? I have found this especially common as /r9k/ has steadily descended into a homosexual /soc/ the amount of trip and avatarfags have risen.
Are they all so new as to go against the founding concept of anonymity? m00t intended us to talk about anime while just being known as another faceless anon, not this mockery.
>>26255935
What would you have done if she were alive?
There are literally billions of other females you can pick. Choose an alive one.
Lads, thinking of wageslaving for 5 years, saving all my money and then just living a comfy life on a barge somewhere
Anyone /bargelife/ here?
>>26256337
Did you live together? i'm pretty sure within 3 months of me and my gf moving in together we'll split up, so I'm delaying that for as long as possible like a mature adult.
Sorry to hear you're having a wank time, lad. Things might get better, I guess?
>tfw still fall for the 'things can only get better' memeThings can always get worse
>>26256423
>m00t
Literally who? Another tripfag?
>>26256427
>"I want to retire after 5 years of working a minimum wage job"
Good luck with that.
>>26256427
>filename
That's a canal senpai.
I actually know a guy who bought one and lives on it. He's pretty chill, but is constantly having to patch it up and do repairs. Plus a lot of canalboaters are fucking weird junkie types/literal gypsies, so you have to put up with them.
>>26256427
>I want to be a river gypsy
lel why lad?
>>26256433
>i'm pretty sure within 3 months of me and my gf moving in together we'll split up
Why do you think that?
>>26256427
>not moving to the middle of nowhere and becoming a fisherman
>>26256511
We have an open relationship and I'm already feeling the strain. Some nights she won't even respond or let me know who she's had over.
>>26256433
Cheers lad, hopefully things will pick up soon, hope it works out for you and your gf
>tfw falling for the "at least you have your health" meme
>A mobile phone charger has become one of the most important tools in contemporary society. The number of people who rely on their cell phones to conduct their business and their personal affairs is ever growing, and its importance in keeping people connected cannot be understated. However, even the best mobile phones usually run on batteries, which require constant recharging. Thus, the charger is important in keeping the economies of most countries running.
Strawberries, on the other hand, are a naturally occurring fruit that is quite sweet. It is one of few fruits that contain its seeds on its exterior and thus would not truly be considered a raspberry pie on the new ad's lads
>>26256511
Too much contact with one person makes me irritable as fuck and I need a lot of time to myself, whereas she's the opposite, in short.
>>26256528
Nice try senpai
>>26256528
>open relationship
Cuck. Normie out
>>26256528
my wife does the same thing, its honestly a bit frustrating at this point, I cant go out myself because I have to drive my wifes son to school every morning
>>26256427
Just don't get a dog.
Lads how would you go about re-establishing a relationship with a girl you haven't spoken to in 12 years and told you if you ever contacted her again she'd get the police involved?
>>26256603
Don't get a dog if you plan on moving in with a woman either. From what I've heard (and seen) she'll be cucking you in no time.
>>26256604
Call the police on HER, she won't be expecting that
"Go on Imgur" they said.
"It's a fun and original community" they said.
Possibly even worse than reddit, lads. At least reddit occasionally has good amateur pornshit.
>>26256571
Same situation here. My wife is out tonight and tomorrow. Was hoping to enjoy a night in with her but she said she'd be out and she needed me off the bed too. Will be sleeping on the sofa while she has sex and I have to feed the baby too.
>>26256560
>whereas she's the opposite, in short.
She she a normie who likes going out and shit? I could never date a normie. Would be way too tiring.
>move to the groove Megan its that little girl on a swing, thinking, but polar knows an anime one
if bonsai is so smart why can't she adjust his annoying bit to not offend, starting with the people in front of him that would be a she challenge.
>>26256673
Imgur is literally the worst of Reddit and Tumblr combined, scary shit
>>26256604
Ask Poleaboo.
>>26256673
Imgur is mostly used by redditers. What did you expect?
>>26256713
>all this cancer
It's just.... it's so bad, you guys.
My friend was like 'oh you should check it out' and now I can't trust a word that comes out of that cunt's mouth.
>>26256709
>She she a normie who likes going out and shit? I could never date a normie. Would be way too tiring.
Nah she's no normie by any stretch, but she's super clingy and doesn't get that I need to be by myself a lot of the time or I malfunction and get pissy.
>>26256781
you mean
>my ex-friend
>>26256781
It amazes me how people think eu4 is deep shit when it i surprisingly light, don't get me wrong I've had great fun playing but it is not hard strategy
>>26256604
Build a shrine to her and post on here like 'IwillWait' tripfag, asking for her to come back.
>>26256781
>>26256814
>>26256820
>people literally helping eachother and encouraging one another in a friendly way
"hmmm why does this not happen more on 4chan?"
Literally upvotes. If you makes people feel like they'll gain something from it they'll brownose till the cows come home.
I'm mildly drunk so can't articulate what I'm trying to say properly, but you get my point?
>>26256781
>depth of strategy is amazing
>ally the big guys
>use them to declare war on smaller powers and have their armies destroy everything
>repeat until you're big enough to take over the world
WOWWWW, so strategy!
>>26256839
I know where she lives/works. I know what school she works at and am strongly considering surprising her on valentine's day.
>>26256885
I'm with you fampai
Fuck the cunts, these people would likely despise each other in real life.
>>26256781
>not EUIII, Vic2, or DH
hmmmmmm
HAHA LOOK GUYS MEMES
LOOK - MEMES
UPDOOT MY PUNS PLEASE
MEMES - HAHA
MEME PIZZA ROFLMAO HAHAI'll stop drunkposting now
lads, I weighed myself this morning and I just weighed myself again and I have lost half a stone during that time. I already checked a few times and the scales don't seem broken or anything.
Feeling quite scared desu~
>>26256914
Try spying on her outside of the school with a camera.
>>26257020
You're going to kill yourself mate. For the love of god, get help. Bulimia is a thing you can get help and support for.
>>26257020
Go to the doctor senpai, please. For /britfeel/?
>>26256394
Hurt me instead please tilde~
I need a good spanking~
>>26257020
>Lost half a stone
You must be a right fat cunt
>>26257091
This.
We all love you.
>>26257117
Fuck off cunt. Leave him alone.
>>26257020
People keep telling us we need to stop. They don't seem to understand that we can't.
>>26257020
Purge harder. One day you'll be in one seat on an airplane.
>>26256935
>DH
What that?
>>26257227
Darkest Hour
It's HoI2 but better,
>>26257227
Darkest Hour, basically HOI2+++++
>>26257020
I do the same all the time up and down about half a stone.
It only takes my a day of not starving myself to put it back
>>26257198
He can't 'just stop'. I understand that. He needs real help and support from professionals. He's hurting and we all want to see him get better. He needs to make that first step of getting help though by going to a GP.
In Rainbows or Kid A lads
>>26257886
Its kid a for me, the melancholy is real
>>26257886
>>26258003
Radiohead is fucking pleb tier
I have to go work tomorrow but I'm still awake, drunk and shitposting
>Radiohead is fucking pleb tier
not oc
>>26258099
Not but really, it is pleb tier.
Why is it always fedoras that post pictures of fedoras?
>Not but really, it is pleb tier.
>Why is it always fedoras that post pictures of fedoras?
this one is oc
>interview for a new job
>website talks about how 'dynamic' they are everyone pictured is a chad
>>26253393
sneezing a lot lads, think I'm ill
on the plus side 1L30am kebab and booze run thanks to based
L O N D O N
and based
T U R K S
GET TO BED YOU BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME
r8te me(me) lads
>>26258396
meme waifu
meme headphones
meme albums
>>26258426
Then I truly have made it
>>26258426
meme meme
too
be
honest
>>26258426
are m50x bad because they are popular?
>>26258362
piss of yank
>>26253848
>>26254763
This one time, Tesco delivered two bottles (vodka and whisky) with the lock thingie on them. I spent ages looking for Youtube videos and trying to get it open, finally I used a corkscrew to leverage open one of the sides until it snapped. And you had to sneak a fucking corkscrew past your parents to drink pussy ass wine, what the fuck?
Kill all taigs tbqh lads
>>26258740
Kill me tbqh lad
Gonna go for a walk in a minute I think.
>>26259027
Bit late isn't it?
who /notsleeping/ here?
>>26259147
Not for /nightwalking/
>>26259283
Kill me please I feel terrible.
>>26259309
Night time is best time for depression lad.
>>26259334
You've got that right, this happens every night.
No point even trying to go to sleep though, its just not going to happen.