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for the anxious anon in the last thread edition
Where are you from lads?
Northampton reporting in
Please post waifus
>>26223682
3rd for Tilde's smooth yet firm pits
>>26223697
Greater Manchester reporting in
>>26223697
Liverpool. Any average looking not fat lads want their cock sucked?
>>26223697
Bolton
Kill me now
Anyone near?
>>26223697
Southampton, the superior Hampton
>>26223702
ehehe waifus
>>26223697
OXFORD
X
F
O
R
D
>>26223702
I almost joked about loving another fictional character and I almost upset myself desu
lel
>>26223702
Joining the fun for once desu
>>26223712
Leigh
This comment is original
>>26223697
Fareham
Hampshire
>>26223711
I'm up there with my gf next week for the entire week.
God Liverpool is a fucking shithole, like holy shit. It's like the worst bits of London, with the worst accent in history.
Lol that pepe on the right make me.laugh lol dunno why lol, the one standing with paper lol
Lol
Haha
>>26223697
Coventry
>>26223726
>Leigh
My brother lives there. It's even worse than Bolton!
Still, could be worse. Could be Tyldesley!
>>26223708
THOSE ARMPITS ARE MINE
>>26223697
Am frum Stowke lad.Please kill me.
>>26223697
Cheltenham, GCHQ town.
Continue as normal please.
>>26223697
Didcot
>>26223682
Why isn't January crossed off?
>>26223697
North Yorkshire market town.
>>26223746
Hello!
tfw muted
>>26223777
Where's all the kids running around in nappies and fat middle aged women wearing bathrobes shouting at them?
>>26223777
why has that spaceship landed in that northern town?
>>26223720
In Oxford for uni atm (Brookes not the good one)
>>26223746
Shit lad. I'm in cov, well not right now but go to uni there.
>>26223746
I'm CV5, where you at?
>>26223658
I think you do a bit more than that, are there any other interests you have or used to have like history or collecting?
>>26223805
They're inside those houses shooting up. Their mothers are all in tesco arguing with employees about the price of fags.
>>26223806
The mothership has come to take us back to our hovel of a homeworld.
>>26223804That wasn't me. You made yourself look silly now!
>>26223769
I'll have left, you take right?>tfw 4chan unironically gave me/awakened a pit fetish
>>26223829
>tesco
Spar m8
>>26223807
Fair enough lad. Live here myself, graduated this somewhere and am currently neeting it up at home. What're you studying?
>>26223702
Ougi is a qt even when she's being aboy
>>26223720
>>26223794
>>26223807
All these nigga from oxford
>the lad from didcot
You're like 7 miles from me mate
>>26223850
History pal
>>26223804
>>26223812
>>26223824
I am within a brisk walk of this amusingly named place.
>>26223840
>razor burns
pretty awful image for someone with a pit fetish
>>26223846
I forgot about the Spar.
>>26223697
Cheshire peasant race reporting.
>>26223702
pic
>>26223697
birmingham. how is life in birmingham for robots ?
>>26223873
>not being aroused at the thought of soothing them with your tongue and cum
ONLY GOOD PAKI IS A DEAD ONE
oc
>>26223828
Not particularly no, I never really had any interests.
>>26223866
>>26223868
>>26223850
Oxford guys should have a meetup
Or should I say....neetupkekekekekekeekek
>>26223796
>North Yorkshire market town.
Sounds comfy
Love market towns
>>26223871
That's a 5 minute drive/20 min walk from my house
How do I do no fap? I must have a pretty high sex drive because I can never go more than a couple days without feeling like I'm gonna blow and I start getting boners from looking at random women and thinking about fucking them.
>>26223898
I imagine it would be like making out with a cat.
>>26223840
>those pits
>those tits
>those eyes
I just want to give me tender love, is that so much to ask?
Can't post with ad block plus enabled? anyone else can't get captcha to work
>>26223910
Yeah it's nice, completely white, no pakis no blacks no irish. No crime too.
>>26223909
its funny cause they will end up cuddling~
>>26223908
It's for a CV right? Make them up. Do a little research about them in case they ask you in an interview.
>>26223936
>completely white, no pakis no blacks no irish. No crime too.
Coincidence, probably.
>>26223929
posting from firefox with adblockplus and it's fine
sometimes I'll get "connection error" but my post will still turn up, I just won't be alerted to responses
if you're using avast, update it and restart your pc
>>26223944
Willing to bet it isn't a coincidence.
There are no areas with a significant muslim population that could be described as nice.
>>26223929
Use uBlock Origin you pleb.
>can't get captcha to work
Do you run Noscript or RequestPolicy?
>>26223941
Sure, though I'm not a fan of lying. I'll probably just stick down whatever bullshit normalfags seem to love doing, or say they love doing.
>>26223929
>he doesn't have a 4chan pass
What are you doing?
>>26223840
>knowing i'm a righty type of guy
You're a good negotiator anon, we have a deal.
>>26223958
He's just being sarcastic.
>>26223710
How have you not been stabbed/raped/beaten to death yet?
>>26223702
my waifu is cuuute, cuuute i say
>>26224001
Lisa Simpson is your waifu?
>>26223697
Torquay, Devon here.
WHITE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR PAKI COCK
>>26224001
>colour
I didn't realise she was yellow.
Thats kind of unfortunate, it makes her look like a certain popular animated character.
>>26223697
Brighton reporting in, lads
Who here can't wait for /summer/
I'm so fucking excited. I hope we have a good one and not rain every cunting day.
>>26224035
I just want some fucking green
Sick of brown and grey constantly
>>26224035
>can't wait for summer
NORMIES OUT, RIGHT NOW
>>26224035
Not me I fucking hate the heat, I hate sweating. Give me winter over it any time.
I end up sweating like a jew in a gas chamber everytime I have to go outside.
>>26224049
I can't wait for summer. I can finally spend my neetbux on something other than stopping myself freezing to death.
>>26223908
you don't have any figurines?
You could always start a hobby today.
Do you really not like anything?
I mean cooking is essential to survival is a pretty useful skill to know.
>>26224035
Whoa hold on there lad we haven't even started spring yet.
And given how cold this winter was we're in for a scorcher of a summer, not a good thing.
Anyone tried Tescos Cheddar and Chorizo sandwiches yet? They're fucking lush.
>>26224067
Cooking is expensive and requires you to go to the shops constantly for fresh food
>>26224035
>Who here can't wait for /summer/
Reddit can't either. You should go there.
Thinking about getting my own obituary posted in the county paper as a cry for help.
Do you think anyone will notice?
>>26223702
Okay, here is an image of my waifu~
>>26224081
>we're in for a scorcher of a summer,
Fuck. Last year we had 3 days of unbearable sweaty humid shit. I can't go through that again!
>>26224093
Yeah, but nobody will care
>>26224093
>obituary
Who even reads those?
>>26223697
Just outside Rotherham
>>26224096
YOUR BREATH STINKS
>>26224096
Still waiting on your tight boipussy
>>26224147
oh do fuck off you unoriginal vapid fucking cunt
>>26224096
>>26224147
Oh he's done you FaTidle
wish all these 'personalities' would fuck off, they're really ruining the comfy atmosphere
starting with the avatar tripfags, fucking report the lot of them
>>26224187
>whiteknighting a tripfag
>>26224147
>>26224096
>being a tripfag
>>26224213
Nothing against tilde, but I'm starting to agree with you.
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE RIDING ULTRA BOOST' DICK.
THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT NICE AND THEY LOOK CHEAP AS FUCK. PLUS, THEY MOST DEFINITELY ARE NOT THE BEST RUNNING SHOE IN THE WORLD YOU FUCKING TWATS
>>26224233
tilde is running a hampshire nerd-gay rp group
It's tedious
>>26224213
I don't mind Tidle and the paki with a SHOUT gimmick. The two Gay K-on posters are annoying because you can't filter though.
>>26224289
>nerd-gay
>>26224303
K-on is literally the worst anime. Worse than naruto.
>>26224303
Would you prefer it if we used a trip?
THE ">TFW WHEN I SUCK UP TO TILDE BY PRETENDING TO BE A FAGGOTS" ARE GREAT RIGHT GUYS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY
>>26224321
Prefer it if you watched a real anime.
>>26224303
Are you kidding? Tilde is easily the worst, not only is his gimmick shit but he's a shit person.
>>26223697
South Cumbria
So many southern toffs desu
>>26224333
it's just him without his trip
nobody wants him posting here, he thinks he's an epic troll
>>26224334
I understand, you're too uncultured to appreciate the themes and story of what is a near perfect piece of visual and audio entertainment. It's okay Anon, everyone starts off that way.
>Running out of duloxetine
>Can't find my prescription anywhere
>>26224377
same could be said about shoutanon desu senpai
Can't believe I wasted 80 bong on a vaporizer. It doesn't even get me stoned.
Time to go back to the bong I think.
>>26224220
Do you even know what whiteknighting is you stupid fuck?
>it's a that one guy who hates tilde and always derails the threads instead of filtering him episode
>>26224414
Pretty sure this guy is shoutanon without the trip
>>26224440
I think you need to add weed to it
>>26223697
Dundee here, I wish scotland wasn't so shit
>>26224452
Quite a few people also told me they can vape on 1 trench of weed for 2 hours+ yet I can go through a trench of weed in no time and only catch a buzz.
Shit sucks.
>>26224213
>comfy
It would make no difference, a shitholes a shithole even with less shit
literally post here being nice to people and encouraging nice comfy threads. don't understand the hate for anyone here desu.
That dude on Hampson Hughes advert is LOVING his job
Bet he was a Bluecoat as well
>>26224414
You could but you'd be wrong.
>>26224491
>this bitch can take 3 big sausages
That's kinda hot tbqh
Deal or No Deal is amazing, some chav hipster type with neck tattoos was dancing around opening boxes and being cocky. Then the only red came out and he cried. I'm so happy.
Hannah, you had me
But I never had you
I wanted you
But you didn't want me
So
I, I just got to tell you
Goodbye
Goodbye
>>26224525
I cannot stand that show
It is "America: The TV Show"
Clapping and pissing about like a fucking child for 1 hour. Being overly optimistic about everything
The people are also the most obnoxious cunts ever.
>>26224384
Never seen it but isn't it just a bunch of school girls starting a band? Why is it so popular?
I normally hate trips but tilde is an exception since he is positive and is nice to have around
>run for 1 hour this morning without even losing my breath
Damn, didn't realise how fit I was.
>>26224552
He's not though. He's a piece of shit that complains about being fat and not having enough gay ERP.
He even changes his trip to evade filters.
>>26224550
People like little cartoon girls acting cute
It's a time before the girls lose their innocence and excitement of the world, and become huge massive degenerate sluts.
>>26224539
He ended up with a load of money and jumped around, this is not British in the slightest.
>>26224567
Literally none of that is true
Going to stop responding to you now.
>>26224574
t. huge massive degenerate slut
>>26224597
>removing trip to comment
>going to stop responding to you now because it's too much effort to keep changing trips
A new level of sad. I'm not him and don't even mind trips, but this is pathetic
>>26224597
It is literally true.
>is 17
>obese
>roleplays on facebook
>posts shit anime
Why would you want something like him posting here?
Poleaboo is getting a burger meal from Arizonas
>>26224321
Yes, I'm tried of two sad cunts using the same anime for gay erp.
>>26224552
Wut? He mostly comments about problems he's facing with his body/feelings. That's not exactly positive. I also like him though.
>>26222684
>flu means I can't sit and take notes
Fucking pathetic.
>>26224574
I will never understand why innocence is desirable. I can't understand being uncomfortable with girls having lack of virginity or lack of exposure to alcohol/cigarettes/a rough social life. I couldn't care less and don't find it remotely gross or anything.
The thing you should worry about is vapid personalities and not enough of the right input from them.
I'M WAITING FOR MY SUBWAY, MOTHERBOARD AND CPU TO COME
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
>>26224744
No-one cares Rasheed.
>>26224752
I'M AS WHITE AS THE PURE DRIVEN SNOW
>>26224482
I have a classic volcano. It's the best high you can ask for, really stretches your shit too.
reminder that Fatilde's teeth look like this
>>26224778
HE'S LOSING HIS TEETH, SHAVING HIS HAIR OFF, AND IS A FAT CUNT
FATTILDE IS LITERALLY A GIANT BABY
>>26224778
>pube hairs in the teeth
Seems abuot right
>>26224778
still whiter than mine
Pretty sure the chick i'm trying to bang is mentally retarded lads
without being insulting, i mean she legit has the outlook of an 8 year old. not in a bitchy way, she's the nicest girl i know and smoking hot but fuck it's like talking to my niece, she's so simple i'd feel like i'm abusing her if i tried to get in her pants
even if she has sent nudes
Lads is the feel of a hard cock in your mouth as good as it looks or have I just watched too much porn?
>>26224799
You forgot pukes constantly and eats 200 calories a day. Literal baby.
>>26224867
NOT AS NICE AS A GUN
TRY THAT
>>26224799
>throws up on himself
>is obsessed with a cartoon character
>plays pretend all day
literally a baby
>>26224863
In the same boat only she's really smug and thinks she's playing games even though I can see straight through them. I play along anyway but fucking hell she does my head in.
I understand why you should never date in your own workplace now. Can't get away from the bitch long enough to get over her.
BULLYING TILDE IS LITERALLY A CRIME, I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU LOT
>>26224914
>Rasheed mad about faggotry
Of corush
>>26224944
>cops
this is /britfeel/ not /yankfeel/
jog on
moving to england.. is it as good as its promised to be
>>26224944
>cops
Nice try, yank
>>26224919
>>26224903
>>26224944
OH YEAH HE LOVES POKEMON AS WELL, IS IT TOO LATE FOR AN ABORTION?
>>26224945
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB
>>26224944
>cops
Nice yank,try
>>26224966
Fuck off we're full
oc
>>26224015
Teignmouth here. What do you do?
Whole family just pretty much came out and called me worthless, mam wants me out the house too. Not really sure what to do tbqh.
>have gf
>talking to friend female who has bf
>topic comes up of how long we've known each other
>me: must be what, 2 or 3 years now?
>her: must have, and we've loved each other ever since ;)
what did that even mean? i panicked and said "haha" and she said "you know it ;)"
>>26225134
She's fishing for attention
You have a GF, so your attention is worth infinitely more like some beta bitchbois
>>26225134
Hang around with a higher class of people you absolute weapon. Sounds like a nasty whore.
>>26225134
She's in love with you and is trying to drop subtle hints. She could be your side bitch if you don't have one yet.
>>26225134
sounds like she wants the d
not gonna let her bf cuck you, right?
>search jobmatch site for jobs posted today
>1000s of results
>jobs from days ago in the results
What the fuck is this bumfuckery?
>>26225304
Cameron's not reading lad, no need to fire up Indeed.
PAKIS OUT NOW
og
>>26224903
So you're the type of prick who tells people you're feeling suicidal for attention
"please love me or ill kill myself."
Your dad will be so relieved when you actually succeed.
>>26225134
She is just fishing for attention mate, like the other bloke said. If you did want to bang her and tried to make a move off of that she'd of course tell you she meant she loved you as a friend.
Does anyone else have gf who always thinks you are cheating on them?
I've been with my gf like 4 years and she accuses me of cheating a bi monthly basis.
>>26225462
If she genuinely thinks you're capable of fucking other women, that makes you a big fat normie and you need to get in your normie cannon and fuck off to normie land.
>>26225304
just had a look at this website out of curiosity.
so many of the jobs it seems ask for things that I don't even have. yet theres no option in the box for that..
seems a bit fucky if the jc's making you do this.
can you just write im not interested in this job for everything?
>>26225484
>Job doesn't match my skills [X]
>>26225462
Ever heard the phrase "the one who smelt it, dealt it"?
She's cheating on you.
>>26225462
sounds like she's got a guilty conscience
>>26225484
>job doesn't match my skills
>>26225484
>drugs test
haha what kind of cuck would work that for that company
>>26225484
>5 years continuous references
Why the fuck is this job being advertised for JSA claimaints? They sound like proper snotty cunts.
>>26225484
>im not interested in this job
Enjoy your sanction bro
>>26225484
That job is one of the jobs I'm most unsuited for in the entire world
Baffles me that there are people who are capable of doing it
>>26225484
>>26225565
heres another....
the job people always say is best or easiest for robots.
im just so not that kind of person and would find it hard to pretend to care about team goals and shit like that.
im certainly not good at pretending to be enthusiastic.
>>26225536
The jobs listed are for everyone, not just claimants.
A few threads ago i posted about my sister being manipulated by her bf, update she left him and he still texts her/calls her daily but she has been staying over my place till it blows over.
Thanks to the anon who gave me the advice to rough him up a bit, it worked and he took it out on her so she left him.
>>26225607
>Bradford
Don't speak Urdu or Hindi so I'd be fucked
>>26223697
North Wales.
Someone, please rescue me from this shithole. Take me somewhere, anywhere else. I can't deal with it anymore.
>>26225484
>job is below my salary requirements
It would be worth it just for the reaction of your bennies adviser.
>>26223702
Tfw got up only an hour a go...and still feel tired.
>>26223697
North Kent.
Pretty much the same as any other chav infested hellhole, but the surrounding countryside is nice.
army actually sounds like the best option.
Everyone looking forward to April when the living wage is introduced for over 25s, effectively locking you out of all unskilled positions (i.e. the only positions you're suitable for) because it would make no sense to hire you over a younger person? What the fuck were they thinking?
>>26225734
>If you want to be right on the front line
Yeah, no I don't. Can't get into the forces anyway because of my aspergers.
>>26225734
>tfw colour blind
>>26225734
Got lazy eye
Don't think I'd be a very good shot with that
>>26225734
>>26225770
>>26225772
im sure they have jobs like office jobs part of it.
>>26225734
Before you goto the army recruitment centre make sure you read up on what regiment you want and record yourself jogging for 1.5miles and time it, trust me senpai looks alot better and you will want your home town/county regiment
>>26225734
just go sandhurst and train to be an army officer
>>26223720
>>26223866
>>26223807
I live in headington :D
>>26225770
Air force is where it's at, but I could never get in thanks to my aspergers and even if I did I'm too old to train on the jets now anyway.
>>26225734
>16-17 year olds get special training
Fucking hell, I doubt they'd even take me at 25 now.
>>26225813
>just
It's not as easy as that. You need to be fairly physically fit and of sound mind.
One look at the shit you post on here and you'd get a permenant black spot against your name.
>>26225846
same for a frontline soldier?
>>26225862
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
think I found the perfect robot job.
may be of use to someone local.
>>26225876
yeah but if hes' applying to be a frontline soldier you may as well sack it off and become an officer instead
>>26223697
West Midlands here
>>26223702
well alrighty then
>>26225818
I remember you, the guy who is obsessed with the amount of Chinese taking up your city
>>26225887
>bradford
inshallah brother
>>26225887
You may as well be one of the cucks that does cat's eye for the motorways.
Been off work all week?
What do NEETs do all day?
Literally want to kill myself out of boredom.
>>26225913
such an easy no stress work alone job tho.
id apply if I was looking cos I know how easy it would be.
>>26225925
Masturbate
Xgzjvzhsgs
>>26225462
>tfw my gf does this
>tfw it seems the only person she's never accused me of cheating with then I actually have slept with them on numerous occasions
/mischief/
>>26225925
>Literally want to kill myself out of boredom.
Fuck sake lad. Do you know how fucking pathetic you sound? Bored to death because you're not working away earning someone more cash? I know fuck all about you so all I can say is attempt to find some hobbies.
>>26225818
Spooky lad, I was just there and down the Cowley Road for this afternoon.
We might have met and never even known...
haven't wanked in 3 days
going to get right down to it tonight
I'm British and I believe I will be rich one day
>>26225971
pffffffffffft
>haven't made cummy in 10 days
>have no interest in jerking off at all
feels weird bruvs
>>26225734
Least comfy job though.
>>26226009
I have never jacked off less than 3 times a day since I was 14. I am 21.
>no work ethic
>won't do anything unless told
>would legit shitpost and watch porn 24/7 if I didn't have people telling me what to do
>>26226032
you only get one bucket lad. got to use it wisely.
>>26225734
Don't forget: ISIS recruits the disabled. The army is for normies
>>26225950
Done
>>26225956
Already been to the gym and went for a swim, seen just about every movie ever usually my gf is about the keep me company but shes in Australia for another month
And I didn't mean kill myself literally you literal autism man
>>26226044
>you only get one bucket lad. got to use it wisely.
I wish I understood this senpai.
>>26226032
Have you ever jerked off fewer than 3 times a day though?
>>26226032
Wew lad, I feel like I'm doing it too much when I fap twice a day. The few times I've tried it three times in one day the third fap was just awful and not worth it
>>26225971
Wouldn't you rather have me suck your cock instead?
>>26223777
You do know that's a picture of Hull, right?
>>26225925
Shitpost, watch shit on tv, read, play games, write, fap
>>26223697
Ribble Valley, ie the decent part of Lancashire
what do you robots think of KCL? I'm an American that just got into it
>>26226075
That's how I felt in the early stages.
>in coffee shop earlier
>I like it because it does good coffee and is also quiet
>very quiet today, only one other person in there
>6-7/10 hipster-looking lass next table along from me
>catch her looking at me a few times
>she gives me a flirty smile when I look up and see she's looking at me
>tfw she probably mistook my shitty clothes as some hipster statement
>after this happens a few times she tries to make conversation, "How are you getting on? Quiet today isn't it?"
>"H-he not much, need to head off now though."
>Down my still-boiling hot coffee, put my coat on and go
I can never go back there again.my mouth hurtsand so does my sense of pride
Saw my first gender neutral bathroom today, I guess /pol/ was right after all.
>>26226231
>woman initiated conversation
Sounds like a proper slut, would avoid.
>>26226231
She approached you? In a coffee shop? Mate, it was right there. Your chance to be a normie and get a gf.
>>26223697
County Durham.
BRING BACK THE MINES
>>26226144
KCL degree, shit.
London degree, great.
>>26226231
Hold on, what were you doing in a coffee shop?
Why on earth would a robot sit in one of those just to drink coffee?
This story is either made up or you're a fucking normie.
I'm so bored that I made I gave pepe a makeover
>>26226313
I FUCKING KNOW, DON'T RUB IT IN
>>26226363
>Hold on, what were you doing in a coffee shop?
>Why on earth would a robot sit in one of those just to drink coffee?
Because coffee is nice and I was in town anyway doing a beer run for tonight you cuck
>>26226267
>Sounds like a proper slut, would avoid.
She had a septum piercing, so yep she probably was.I those piercings a lot though
>>26223697
>>26223711
LIVERPOOL
pretty windy now
>>26226402
stay away from badgirls familia
>>26226402
Nah fuck off. You're literally a normie.
A robot would get too anxious to just sit and enjoy a coffee, if one of us was on a "beer run" we'd just order it online for delivery, or in extreme cases walk to the shops buy it and come straight home.
None of this sitting in town to enjoy the atmosphere bollocks that you're suggesting.
>>26226415
Is that reply a yes to getting your cock sucked?
>>26226402
You're a normie mate, just one of those beta males who stands to the side while everyone else hooks up.
>>26226248
where m87979?
>>26226468
>>26226436
>enjoying a heated drink in a quiet shop and then sperging out at human interaction
>normie
>>26226144
KCL is the the ASU of America.
EVERYONE gets in. Its a shitty uni.
>>26226392
>>26226313
also just did this
>>26226443
maybe, are you cute?
>>26226499
>Sitting around an empty coffee shop like a hipster fuck
>not normie
You didn't sperg at human interaction either, handled getting your drink just fine.
>>26226527
>>26226392
Any requests anyone?
>>26226509
thats not true at all, are you autistic?
>>26226552
You there, want me to remake something?
>>26226527
>>26226392
