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Where the fuck has the fucking week gone edition
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More like where the fuck has the day gone.
I swear I blink and it's the afternoon.
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>>26081720
What phonecall are we dealing with lad
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>tfw health assessment for continued neetbucks tomorrow
>have to travel out of town

Anyone else done this? Really nervous about leaving town. I'll probably leave it desu.
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>watching some show i recorded about 'internet trolling'

I think i've been on the internet too long to understand all of this. Why do people get so upset about shit on the internet? Why do normies have to ruin everything with feelings?
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>>26081737
What are you getting assessed? Is it autism/depression that you have to prove, or tangible health problems?
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>>26081753
>I'm also scared of being diagnosed with anything
Then why are you talking to a psychiatrist?
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>>26081760
It's depression and anxiety I think.
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>>26081790
>It is mandatory
From who?
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Sup bois, who watched the new Sunny last night? Not feeling this series if I'm honest. It's got a lot of moments that make me laugh but that's mostly just to callbacks and runners. Dunno how I feel 2bh.
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>>26081758
>Raised by family with strong banter
>Fights with brothers all the time
>Dad hit me, but not in some abuse way it was just a standard punishment
>Go to primary school
>Solve conflicts with good-natured violence
>Somehow this is bad
>Other kids can't handle the banter
>Neither can teachers
>I'm punished for dealing with problems in a different way to them
This is basically what it's like spending all your time shitposting on 4chan then being released into normie social media. A standard post in a thread here would be considered abusive trolling on twitter for example
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>>26081710
LADS SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING END IT ALL NOW

Can't the image maker put it in again? :(
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I request that you post your waifus
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>>26081805
NHS mental health unit. I'll probably be sectioned if I don't abide by their ruling, but it is very hard to do so when they're so insistent.

I've never been on a ward before, maybe it will be fun.
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>>26081838
It won't be fun, you're better off getting diagnosed. At least you'd have an excuse for the shitty things you do that way.
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>>26081831
I want stomzy back in the drain
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>>26081838
You can only be sectioned if you are a threat to others and yourself.
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>>26081822
Haven't seen last night's, but series so far is disappointing. Chardee Macdennis 2 had me laughing a fair bit but it did rely on references to a classic episode. Frank falls out the window was literally just le epic references, a complete meme episode. The skiing one was shit too, except for the party guy they gradually realise is just a pervert, he was a good side character.
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>>26081838
Why are they making you do it? Did you get arrested / try to off yourself or did you go to them for help?
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>>26081862
Why do you think I was referred in the first place?

>>26081852
I might just call them then. It will be uncomfortable though. Thank you.
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>>26081838
Why did you go to the NHS if you couldn't be bothered with their pushy shit? Least they're not just throwing pills at you.
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>>26081860
He had nothing to do with /britfeel/ though, we never discuss him.
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>>26081876
An immediate threat.
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>>26081885

Honestly never heard of him until right now.
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>>26081876
I know, I too have that crippling fear of talking on the phone.

>>26081885
;-;
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>>26081873
>>26081877
>>26081887
I will try to make it clear. I do not want to hurt myself, that is silly. I was deemed a threat to my family due to some incidents. and this is not edgy ego stroking. I just don't work well with other people. They think I may have antisocial/schizoid personality disorder coupled with schizoaffective traits.
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>>26081833
>tfw no manly-face ginger gf
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>go to dentist
>"where do you work anon?"
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>>26081833
I'm alive lads. Had a fucking dreadful night sweating and shaking for hours, I thought it might be the flu but I feel alright now, didn't get out of bed until 1.
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>>26082038
Zeta virus
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Poleaboo's dad sent him a text saying "Please kill yourself" again today. Poleaboo thought it was funny at first but he has been sending that every day at 1pm for a week now.
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>>26081833
well if i have to.

any Hampshire about?
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>>26082038

Glad to hear you're on the up anon
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>>26081936
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/27/florence-welch-neil-young-interview-rolling-stone

based neil
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>>26081753
>>26081790
>>26081932
>homestuck poster
>is a crazy

dunno what I expected desu
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>>26081710
>no copper on the roof trying to take the flag off
Maybe his uniform could say "diversity officer" or some shit.
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>>26082045
Doesn't that only affect women? As much as I'd like to be an animay girl I think I'm safe from it.

>>26082073
You just reminded me, I need to watch Yuri Yuri S3. Sakurako and TOSHINO KYOUKOOOOO are best
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>>26082057
see poleaboo this is what happens when you post without trip but try to retain your identity, people impersonate you trying to create memes
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>>26082261

Poleaboo sees what you mean but he doesn't want to use a trip as he is not allowed on the internet

Poleaboo is considering going to a male escort sometime soon.
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>>26081885
But he's a represenation of Brit music.

Otherwise you need to SHUT UP. STATE YOUR NAME, CUZ.
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>>26082226
i really liked series 3 for Ayano and Sakurako, i think they both really shone through this time.

its sad how happy that show made me.
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>>26082295
Just get a trip so I can filter you.
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>>26081833
Listening to some music trying to think of something I should do desu
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Remember my fellow robots, bware da baby trap.
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>>26082354

Seconded. The whole sakurako dream sequence was the highlight of the season for me.

pic related was a really nice bit as well
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>>26082584
the whole Rise thing reminded me on the old snowman thing that's on at Christmas. but yeh that was nice.
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>>26081790
Taking the plunge and making the call.

Wish me luck.

>>26082193
If I'm crazy, then /r9k/ is a madhouse.
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what's the plan for today lads?

might have a wank later
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>>26082722
gotta sort out my car insurance senpai, then I'll definitely have a wank to ease my fear of talking on the phone
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Just tried coffee for the first time, fucking grim.
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>>26082859
I don't see how that's possible unless you're underage b&
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>>26082859
too adult for you, little girl?
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>>26082873
I'm 28 m8.
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>>26082892
That's literally preposterous, I've never heard something so ridiculous
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>>26081833
Mines faker than yours
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Sun is a bit bright today, doing my nut in
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>>26082859
I don't mind coffee itself but I hate everything coffee-flavoured. Just munched on a coffee flavoured jelly bean, was disgusting.
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Poleaboo just woke up

Still not received his laptop back

NU-TRAXX are making him apply to jobs he isn't qualified for
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>>26082859
agreed. Try a Mocha for a nice balance between caffeine and an enjoyable drink.
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>>26082973
Strangely I love coffee flavoured stuff especially coffee cake.
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>>26082953

I fucking hate that annoying piece of shit memeball. Every time you watch a weather report they talk about it like it's the best thing in the world, fucking conspiracy if you ask me. I am sick of the entire media's pro-sun agenda.
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>Chinese Chad hasn't returned Poleaboos deposit
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>Be me last night
>Sleeping soundly
>In my dream I am looking for a girl
>Go to where she always was
>There is nothing there
>See my brother
>Ask him where she is, but I can't remember her name
>He takes me to her
>She asks me why I searched for her instead of just forgetting her
>"Because I can't forget you, I love you too much"
>Then I was legitimately happy. I was the happiest I've ever been in my entire life, I was content
>Then my alarm went off, and I woke up at 05:00 for work

Nothing like a great big dose of depression to start off the day
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Driving lessons. Guy again.

Is it better to get stuck in with lessons immediately or do the theory first?
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>>26083014
It's cause of the solar panels lad, its the energy lobbyists.
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Might do a bit of baking. Few brownies and a chocolate tart.
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>>26083099
Doesn't everybody do their theory first?
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>tfw not a russian oligarch buying Putin a yacht as a gift
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>>26083099
Doesn't really matter. My advice would be to just get really stuck into the DVD's, or apps as it probably is nowadays. Going back a few years to when I had my theory, but a lot of the questions on the test were identical to ones I'd done on the DVDs.
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>The postage quote is 35.58 quid and that is with insurance cover for 1000 quid. The insurance charge was only 1 quid! Your parcel will be sent royal mail special delivery.

>Because we don't handle clients funds XXXX has kindly offered to use her account to pay the funds in to and we can pay the postage from there and get your parcel sent to you. Please confirm whether this is ok and when you have done the transfer so that we can arrange to have your parcel sent to you.

>>26083099
Poleaboo is learning to drive too, passed his theory a week ago, just do the official DVD

>>26083230
Normies already have a good idea of how to drive, or do lessons at the same time, they just pass the theory first, they don't dedicate all their effort to it
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>>26083099
Some places won't let you take lessons without having done your theory.
It's also good to get it out of the way.
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Guys i a robot stoner and i have no friends to go on a lads holiday to dam to get high af and possibly fuck dutch sluts or even stoop downn to paying a prosty for a quick blowie.

Shall i go solo?
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>The NU-TRAXX lady has cut my CV down to 2 pages
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>>26083288
YOU JUST KNOW HE'S GONNA GET A TAXI AND RAPE DRUNK WHITE WOMEN
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>>26083424
And while I'm drowning in PTP, you'll still be a bitter virgin
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Interview went well. They were gagging to hire machinists. I think im in with a shout.
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>>26083452
PTP?

PISS
THOU
PANTS?
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>>26082722

Gonna get pissed later and watch funker530 videos.
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who else /tryingtosortlifeout/ here?
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>>26081710
think this new image is perfect, apart from uncle jim's, it should be Mr Paki's
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>>26083488
You going to be operating a sewing machine?
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>>26081822
thought the first 2 episodes were shit because of callbacks but the skiing one was good, I like how they got the original actor from Ski School
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>>26083525
Poleaboo was until he wasn't
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>>26083528
Do independant corner shops actually still exist? Haven't seen one for years, they're all owned by Spar and Coop.
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>>26083559
CnC mills/lathes if i get it
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>>26083577
Don't think so, my local corner shop is a londis. Maybe in rural areas sure.
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>>26081710
I think the current image is perfect as it is
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current additions are op img guy 2016s work, not mine.
off to asda.

-2015
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>tfw no sissy trap bf to bully
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>>26083602
Should say no job sanction center plus tbf
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>>26083577
There's one in my village. It's got loads of jars of sweets so I always try something new when I pop in. Currently eating vimto fizzy twists.
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>>26083602
uncle jims should be mr paki's is my main thing

>>26083641
bit of a mouth full, no?
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>>26083638
>tfw no bottom bf in general
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>>26083577
my local is an independent
probably more common in the country
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>>26083525
I was but then the depression hit me and I feel I can't face anyone for a while
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>>26083652
>racism
no
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>>26083638
>>26083659
>TFW AIDS RIDDLED FAGGOTS ARE SHITTING UP THE THREAD AGAIN

>>26083671
PAKIS OUT
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>>26083671
I am fine with racism as long as it's not towards me :^)
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>>26083688
>virgin
>aids ridden

wew lad
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>>26083671
Fuck off pakiboo, everyone knows you got banned from 4 + 4 chan for kicking off about racism for 90% of your posts.
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>>26083638
Cute picture. Wish I looked like that.
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>>26083712
>FAGGOT
>NOT GOT AIDS
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>>26083739
But how anon?
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>>26083746
FAGGOT = AIDS

DOES IT NEED TO BE EXPLAINED
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>>26083577
yup, I work for one
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>>26083797
Does that mean when someone decides to be gay, they just automatically get aids?
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>>26083832
dream job imo
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>>26083833
SO IT IS A CHOICE?

TURNS OUT QUEERS ARE LIARS TOO WHO KNEW
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>>26083882
It was for me desu
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>>26083892
CHOOSE TO KILL YOURSELF SAVE YOUR PARENTS ANYMORE PAIN
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>>26083882
Just for you, shoutanon.

Does anyone else want tilde to hit them?
I just want him to take out all his frustrations on me desu
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>>26083954
I honestly would love to have really dominant sex with tilde, but have it romantic as well. Me as the top obviously.
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>>26083954
>>26083988
MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS ABOVE PLEASE IGNORE
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>>26082721
I tried to phone them, but it rang for 30 seconds so I gave up. It was nearly the end of phoning hours I guess.

I can't do anything right.
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who /northeast/ here?
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Going to get to work on those fake IDs now
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Need advice lads, it's about a girl. I'm in sixth form college right now. She's pretty shy in general. Btw I'm a quiet khhv.

>last week she asked me if I wanted to go for coffee with her
> asks me if I want to go for a walk with her when I see her (once/twice a week)
>90% of the time it's her asking if I want to go for a walk
>walks/coffee go really well, both laugh a lot, no awkward silences etc. She looks into my eyes a lot too kinda staring
>catch her looking at me if we're in the same room (she doesn't smile when I notice though, just looks away)
>a few times she's asked me questions I know she knows the answer to (she's really smart) for some reason

But

>because of my shittiness at conversation sometimes there are awkward silences and she'll say she 'needs to go'
>our conversations are purely platonic, and mostly about college related stuff

Should I ask her out or am I clutching at straws here? I like her a lot.
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>>26083638

you can pound my boi pussy whenever you like :3
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>>26084119
Me senpai, that story about the parents wearing pyjamas to take their kids to school has now reached fucking worldwide news

That's my town's claim to fame, a bunch of fat slags who wont get dressed on a morning

http://www.aww.com.au/latest-news/news-stories/principal-blasts-parents-who-do-school-run-in-pjs-25077
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>>26084119
Just outside of York, depends on your definition of North though
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>>26084158

I have been in exactly this situation and am about to tell you the 100% surefire way to make the best of this...

18+ get out.
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>>26084158
I had a very similar experience, really really liked her and she eventually asked for my phone number and then added each other on snapchat. However, nothing ever came of it and we stopped talking because I am autistic
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>>26084158
Ask her to meet you behind the bike shed and get her to suck you off.
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It seems it was not off in seconds as the BBC said.
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>>26083099
I did lessons for about 3 months, did theory once I actually had an idea about what goes on on the road, and then did more driving lessons before my practical. No point in doing theory before lessons.
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>>26084232
I'm 19 mate. Failed my AS levels first time around, so I redid As last year and doing A2s in a few months
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>>26084158
Straight up ask her out. It's what she wants.
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>>26084278
how does it take 4 minutes to shut off a video? 4 minutes is a fucking long time if you count it out. Why can't they have ripped the projector cables out or just fucking turned the PC off...?
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>>26084226
from about north yorkshire to northumberland?
newcastle reportin in
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>>26084327
>tfw I would love to live in Newcastle but I'm stuck here in the south

;_;
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>>26081833
Request granted
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>>26084339
dude it's a real pretty place but it's full of chavs and hard people
I once came into town from college and had bought a subway. I fed some chicken tikka to some birds and some tramp told me off and called me an idiot. I felt so awkward trying to listen to some guy busk.
rip
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>>26084353
Just say you knew sir bobby Robson to distract Geordie's long enough to escape the situation.
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>>26084314

Maybe it was just a screen with no buttons on it.

To imagine them panicking and trying to shut it off with people in shock is hilarious. Bet it was really loud too.
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>>26084427
You fucked up lad.
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>>26084427
You don't have to be 17 or a grill to have that problem.
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>>26084347
>tfw no hot coffee in a can

In theory it actually sounds rather disgusting, do they even have them in the UK?
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>>26084484
What girl would pass up the opportunity to say their gender on an anonymous image board anon!?
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>>26084484
by that i mean, idk i just feel vulnerable as shit??? man im so dumb sorry lads
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>>26084520
im also agender bruh
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>>26084506
Let me give you a little lick on the arsehole mate.
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>>26084546
Okay so you're a guy.
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>>26084520
Btw I'm a girl haha xd
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My temporary job runs out at the end of March, if I don't find a job by then I'm leaving for Canada or Australia, I have 20,000 pounds saved up, what should I do lads?
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>>26084598
Fuck off, dog shit
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>>26083988
I'd like to be the bottom myself, I want to help him by letting him spank me desu lad
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>>26081833
>>26081833
Request granted~

Ended up collapsing this morning and must have passed out. Only woke up about 15 minutes ago~
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>>26084626
You can be my bottom you know m8.
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Came in here expecting at least one post from that beta loser who got dumped 3 years ago. I'm disappointed lads.
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>>26084629
Don't read the thread tilde I beg you. Just read the new posts.
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>>26084626
>>26083954
>>26083988

I'm getting those funny tingles in my willy again
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>>26084629
>>26084654
Oh but then again this human waste is here, he's a consolation prize
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>>26084665
Fap mate, let out all your cum for the lads on /britfeel/
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Graduated 2 years ago. Still no job. Fully given up at this point and I only apply to jobs to keep up appearances for DWP. Got to go to a fucking 9am "apprenticeship screening" tomorrow so I can't even drink tonight.
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>>26084693
Graduated from what program?
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>>26084665
>>26084692
This is very gay, but please do it.
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back from asda.... always amazes me how some fucking ugly cunts have 5+ gfs.
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The fake IDs are looking good

Killing it on Hearthstone with FaceHunter, must have won 9 out 10
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i am pmsl
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Just back from my first day wage slaving in 6 months, you may remember my post from yesterday, you may not, either way, it was nice to do something again, the NEET life had become monotonous and it feels good to earn a wage again

I'm about to have a well deserved beer

Cheers
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Last year of high school guys and I don't know what to do with myself. The only things I'm good at are useless humanities related shit. What should I do?
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>>26084817
Fucking noice, got it uncensored?
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>>26084629
you woke up?
you've let everyone down
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>>26084817
those are my lucky numbers.

wheres it from? ok cupid?
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>>26084823
good lad, enjoy your beer
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>living in the north

>>26084867
fraid not
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feeling really dejected right now. can somebody post something interesting to take my mind off of things. anything, really.
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>>26084629

Good morning/evening!

Hope you're eating something friend
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>>26084893
>being a racist
fuck off, george
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>>26084911
I'm moslem
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look at these fucking orange gates, mental innit.
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>>26084899
Have this senpai. If you want I could post some anime lads instead.
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Had a breddy good day :D
Didn't rain whatsoever, and it was a pretty reasonable 8 degrees
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>>26084899

sort of interesting I guess
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>>26084996
Anime lads being cute and possibly lewd pls
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>>26084327
I guess it counts as the north then, I'm not northern though lad. What's Newcastle like? Heard you got the snow pretty bad t'other day
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>>26084893

Good God.

What kind of sick fuck thinks sending someone to Bolton is giving them "refuge". Fucking barbaric.

>tfw you wolf down a Snickers duo and wish you'd killed yourself instead

I hate myself.
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>>26085037
here is ur anime lad

>>26085063
I also hate myself, but snickers are great senpai, don't feel ashamed of that.
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>>26084893
>Bath and NE Somerset

LIVING THE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE 98% WHITE REPRESENT BOIIIIIIIIS
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>>26085027
love those bastarding comics, they're stupid as fuck but also make me giggle, especially this one
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>>26082859
It's time to Aero-press.
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>>26084893
>escape war-zone
>end up in Glasgow

Bet they'd rather just be sent back
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Honestly, would any one here be interested in maybe trying to start a relationship?
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Every day is the same. They all mix together. Please end this.
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>>26084705
Neuroscience. Sound smart, but no employer gives a single fuck when it doesn't have obvious applicable skills
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>>26085143
please be Hampshire.
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I fell asleep during the day and I dreamt I was on a football field and Paul Pogba was dribble the ball away from me and he went behind a column and when he came around the other side he had big tentacle arms like a Genestealer or something and I ran away then I woke up.
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>>26085155

End it over a 3/10 then friend, you're not meant for this world.
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>>26085155
she's butters
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>>26085159
Bucks, sorry.
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>>26085086

They're okay. I should've just had a banana.

>>26085155

I do not understand this meme.
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>>26085105
That one was pretty good actually.
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>>26085271
>beartato
Good lad
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>>26085249
its alight friend, i already have one Hampshire lad. cant get too greedy.
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>>26085155
More pathetic than weebs with waifus
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>>26085313
>trying to get multiple bfs

Cancer, die.
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>>26085335
What if we were all each others bfs?
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>>26085351
Not into anything other than finding a guy to love and settle down with.
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>>26085397
What about finding multiple people to love and settle down with?
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i'm currently eating some popcorn then i'm gonna have a wank. nice weather today
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Applying for the uni meme lads, need to decide on an insurance choice though. It has to be either Bedford or London

Which one is shitter?
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>>26085457
Disgusting degenerate shit
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>>26085457
You cannot devote your entire self to multiple people.
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Canada here. am I welcome ITT?
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>>26085529
fuck off, you underage shit
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>>26085322
>he doesn't have a waifu

Literally lmaoing at your life right now desu famalam
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If you're looking for the rule book, it's in the bin.
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>>26085552
Why don't you go stick a bag of timbits up your arse you eskimo cunt
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>>26085567
>implying im underage
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>>26085539
Can you devote it to one?
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>>26085579
Guilty, get a new rule book.
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>>26085593
fuck off you tea sipping bitch i'll fly down there with a LEGAL firearm and blast your ass
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>>26085567
>>26085593
Uh oh lads looks like angry anon has had a bad day at pound land. Turns out his boss accidentally locked him in the store cupboard during his lunch break!
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>>26085604
I have devoted my life to Jun, the lads are just extra.
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>>26085604
A lot of people have trouble even being able to do it with one person, but I'd like to find a guy who I can truly let myself relax and be myself around, as well as love and devote myself to.
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>>26085651
Your head flapping about must be giving your brain damage lad, you can get legal guns here too

And I'm not sure that even Canadian border police are retarded enough to let someone armed onto a plane
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>>26085686
>cheating on your waifu

probably just outed yourself as the least dedicated waifuposter
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>>26085710
Who is the most dedicated?
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>>26085741
No one knows, they'll all say they are the most dedicated but we can't know for sure. One thing is for sure, that faggot is the least dedicated.
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>>26085710
>>26085768

bit rude to tell others about their own relationships with their waifu.
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>>26085833
Sorry I'm sure she loves knowing you're going out and fucking guys on the side.
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What's the best way to get Mefloquine (Malaria tablets) on the NHS as a shut-in? Apparently you get them if you say you are traveling to Africa, however since I don't even have a passport and I'm claiming socialanxietybux I can't really turn around and say I'm now a going globe trotting. They're prescription-only so I can't buy them online legally.
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What should I have for din dins tonight lads? Going to order myself a nice takeaway, the rules are no Chinese or Indian, they are fucking shit where I live.
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>>26085579
hilarious post

>>26085650
another screamer of a post
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>>26085866
Why do you even want them?
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>>26085866
when I went to Indonesia I tried to get malaria tablets through the NHS and had to jump through a million hoops. Found them on superdrug online and got them delivered next day for a fraction of the price
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>>26085872
i like the lamb shish kebab wrap, its usually large and good value. now you can mix this with a meal deal or something similar. the result will be a 10 quid ish feast of fairly good quality. if your local does any quality chicken fillet burgers i would go for that, but only if they are the proper ones.
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>>26085898
Lucid dreaming. Apparently they induce extremely vivid dreams as a side effect
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>>26085950
shit nigga I want some
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>>26085945
unsure of shish kebab desu, but I may have to give it a try as it sounds quite delicious in a wrap
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>>26085945
Mate don't worry about the quality I'm from Rotherham, everything is pukka.
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>>26085975
It's just like.....a mini.....mall!
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brehs whats the basic rate in tesco extra? i only got told of my night premium and the manager was super swamped with the mass recruitment induction.

>sundays and holidays give 50% extra
>my contract is wed-sat plus one day of my choice for full time.

These fags better allow me to work on sundays, 120 quid a day arranging doritos and chicken tendies sounds like a dream.
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>>26085950
interusting

i always get lucid nightmares after taking DXM even when i took it 5 hours before sleeping so that the effect is basically over. i often dream that i open my eyes (which feels really hard proibably due to sleep paralysis) and then i see random stuff related to the dream or smtiems random.
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>>26086098
What is DXM and where do you get it from?
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>>26086245
>What is Google and how do you use it?
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>>26086245
>>26086253
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>>26086253
I did google dextromethorphan, but everything suggests that it is a tiny part of cough medicine and you would need to chug several bottles of nigh nurse to get even a mild effect. That poster (you?) made it seem like he was taking pure "DXM"
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>>26086069
>wow
>2016
i hope thats a private server
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>>26086318


nope, just casually playing and pugging as well as making level 98 twinks with those expensive tier 6 crafting gear.

>beating the living shit out of scrubs who are too poor to afford 100k+ gold gear and properly optimized epic upgrades from bunker quests
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>>26081833

None of your waifus can fly

Stay mad lol
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>>26086302
nah, i was the poster and it is accurate mah nigga. though i prefer capsules. since, as you have correctly said, gotta chug much syroup of it it is pretty fucking nasty so pills/caps are better.

i often like to just take 6 caps for a nice first plateau buzz. this already gives me nightmares. i dont know if its coincidence but i get those nightmares long after taking it when the effect has already vanished. EVERY single time. my last nightmare while not taking dxm before it was like 3 years ago. again not sure if coincidence.

dxm is different plateaus and ppl say the real dxm trip starts at 3rd plateau, that would be >18 caps or >188ml of syrup. i havent gone beyond 2nd plat yet thou. highgest i ever done was 10 caps at once.
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>>26086361
>Paytowinshit
Why not just play an App? Would give you more time to do more fun stuff.
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>>26086399

>playing games on your phone

nigga you just went full retard.
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>>26086370
Okay, thanks. What brands would you recommend? I checked local boots and they do "Dry Cough Relief 2.5mg Lozenges", would that be good enough?
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>>26086430
And paying to win on a ded WoW isn't?
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>>26086370
Whats the best place to get DXM from in the UK, I dont want to have to drink a whole cough medicine bottle for a tiny fucking dose.
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>>26086450

WoW is still the most populated mmo by a massive margin, sorry to break it to ya.
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>>26086368
My waifu is hotter desu.
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>>26086433
just do something that has dxm/dxm hydrobromid/monohydrate and only that. you might kill yourself if its some hybrid shit that also has paracetamol for example. ALSO READ THE FUCKING EROWID DXM FAQ (google it). like 10% of the population (which is a significant part as u see) has some enzyme deficiency so their liver doesn't reduce the DXM as effectively so the DXM effect is multiple times as hard on them. you might accidentally kill yourslef if u have this so u gotta try a low dose frst. also dxm strains the cardiovascular systm/often causes irregular heartbeat and shit liek dat.

>>26086468
first plat is only 37ml to 66ml. 3rd and 4th plat are 50% chance of being unpleasant i heard.

i developed this ritual where i watch certain videos/listen certain songs exclusively while on DXM
feels good
when I watch the music video of realiti from grimes i feel the strong urge to be at those places and i feel like lovely and shit it just feels great. and this is only 1st plat. without dxm i feel jackshit while watching it

i am scared of going higher plats desu lads
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>>26086520
Why do you seem incapable of stating an over-the-counter brand name product that contains dextromethorphan? It makes me think you are either talking out of your arse or actually are using illegal pure dextromethorphan.
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>>26086563
That or he's not British so can't name any brands without outing himself as foreign scum
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>>26086563
He's the paki gym anon. Gets all his pills from his mate Rasheed under the bridge.
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>>26086368
>>26086514

could your waifu do this? thought not, plebs stay plebs.
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