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Asians not welcome edition
HAAH
i really like Jun, please be my friend.
>>26067497
>Asians not welcome edition
Does that include super kawaii japanese babes?
I'd like them to post here.
need a qt southern twink bf
Postan hot Asian gril cuz fuck OP
who /University of Southampton/ here?
/britfeel/ meet up when?
>>26067529
This one time I'll accept anime asians.
When you're in brit, asians are referred to as paki people
>>26067517
THat's a man isn't it. I can see the bulge
>>26067497
Why would the Kebab shop be called 'Pakis Out'? Kebab shops are ran by Pakis. AbraKebabra was much funnier.
>>26067529
see
>>26067544
sometimes ya just gotta stick to OP
>>26067544
hahahha me to lmao.
>>26067544
>Posting in brit
>doesn't realise asians are classed as paki people in britain.
Really showing me, mate.
>>26067566
I'm waiting for 2015 OP guy's abrakebabra to merge with 2016 op guys picture.
>>26067545
Hell hasn't froze over yet.
>>26067544
>the fucking curve on that body
wow
>>26067582
no need for bullying lad
Post your waifu, Anon
>>26067544
3a113ac7-2c66-4359-927b-0fa26b1adfe0
>>26067497
I hope you're all registered with your local GP practice
>>26067497
Stop posting the shit OP image.
who /stillinlovewithemilykane/ here
>>26067578
>I'm waiting for 2015 OP guy's abrakebabra to merge with 2016 op guys picture.
Like this?
>>26067545
southampton meet up will happen
meeting at the triangle
>>26067617
My doctor I see is 100% British thank you and he's always fully booked.
>>26067615
There will come a time when you can no longer post this.
You have to understand this.
>>26067545
i will be again soon.
>>26067615
ech
>>26067625
are you sure la.
I can't go on without you. I think the end is nigh.
He's one of our own, he's one of our own.
That boy Poleaboo! He's one of our own.
ANIME SCUM LEAVE
>>26067624
No. >>26062036 merged with the previous thread OP image.
>>26067531
We've got a long waiting list, sadly
>>26067635
No there will not, the robot shall not prevail.
>>26067651
yes, we need a kik/skype group
>>26067655
You're just a shit fetish enthusiast
Shit fetish enthusiaaaast
You're just a shit fetish enuthisiast
>>26067652
You forgot your trip. She won't know it's you now and will never contact you now.
>>26067545
I'm from Southampton but I don't go to uni :^)
>tfw no ritzy gf
>>26067676
if it is not steam this little girl cannot be bothered la.
>>26067663
The previous thread OP image is shit though. Half the windows are gone and there is an abandoned JC which makes literally no sense. That implies everyone got jobs so they closed the JC down. Everyone didn't get jobs though.
so many southampton lads, it's surprising
>>26067655
Don't know if this is sarcasm, I hope it isn't.
/fit/ won't fucking respond so I'm gonna ask my question here
Does cardio still strengthen your heart even if you have high amounts of stress, lack of sleep and take alot of caffeine? The fucking wageslavery is robbing my nerves and i like to drink alot of junk like energy drinks and i don't sleep much and I suffer from irregular heartbeat, like my heart seems to get out of the rhythm alot, for example it sometimes beats twice where the second beat is very heart, or it misses a beat or just in general i feel it beating weirdly and it can be painful too. 2 times i had this weird symptom where it would suddenly, from one beat to another, while resting, would beat twice as fast but only half as strong. it made me really dizzy and i thought i was gonna die, it only lasted about 5 seconds though.
so assuming the above mentioned is all due to caffeine, stress and lack of sleep: Could i reduce those problems if I did cardio? or would it do nothing at all or potentially even make it worse?
I'm underweight and never do any sort of exercise or cardio, except wageslaving though that's only medium physical exertion. I try to eat halfway healthy, for example i eat alot of fruits and vegetables and nuts on a daily, drink much wholemilk, eat wholegrains, eat much meat, i pretty much eat alot but then again love the occassional energy drink or fastfood like pizza or other junk like potatoe chips (desu i do at least one of that on a daily). eating about 3000 calories a day.
>>26067710
This is the problem. Me personally like THIS image. It just needs 2015 oap's abrakebabras shop to replace the one in this OP
>>26067655
No, just no. Please leave towards the direction of reddit.
Why the fuck is Bin Laden in the OP image?
>>26067667
can you add me to it?
thx
>>26067557
>THat's a man isn't it
No, just a scouser
>>26067655
> Force themselves on us
> Not too idle
> Open cornershops
> Had 5 too many kids they can't afford
> Leaning on the state to introduce Sharia
http://strawpoll.me/6658047
http://strawpoll.me/6658047
http://strawpoll.me/6658047
academic straw/pol/ lads
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>>26067660
All you had to do was ask, anon.
What do you think of this. It's my favourite angle.
>>26067778
DIRTY CHINK CARTOONS ARE LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY ANTI BRIT
No one is ever Leeds here.
Guess they are all too busy doing ket and MD to post on a chinese frog cartoon image channel.
>>26067786
tits need improving
>>26067804
I used to live in Leeds, then I took an arrow to the knee hahaahahaha.
>>26067786
>>26067742
>>26067517
>posting 3D sluts
Kindly go back to >>>/b/, >>>/soc/ or whatever shithole you crawled out from.
>>26067724
Nah mate just quit your job you whiny bitch you clearly can't handle the real world
hey, I see argument, I dint make the latest op image so don't go thinking that. its some new guy.
but im still working on elements.
I THINK im a bit happier with mr pakis shop now, enough to call it done..ish.
the window posters were just there to show that one theyre in place, you ant see inside the shop so im not gonna bother putting all that detail inside.
the posters are meant to be changeable.
one new op guy gets the psd.
>>26067825
we here 2 stay lol
>>26067825
Sorry
I have been muted for 2 second. Trying again,
>>26067615
As you commnd, azusanon
>>26067830
fuck my spelling was bad... think my keyboards on the way out.
>>26067825
>being a 2d chink loving cuck
no
>>26067828
>Le real world
All other jobs I worked before were a fraction as stressful as this one and paid more.
>>26067839
nah but seriously
It's the worst form of shitposting. Literally /b/ tier.
>>26067615
Yea okay anon
>>26067870
Pink board brah
If you don't want porn you know where to go >>>/int//brit/
>>26067857
Then go back to those jobs mate problem solved now stop bothering our comfy thread with your blogging bollocks
>>26067854
>Calls others cucks
>Posts girls he lusts for that have been cream-pied by genectically superior men
wew lad
>>26067870
>worse than paedo cartoons
serious nigger?
>>26067830
Really good man thanks you're the best
>>26067897
>Muslim women getting their burkas off
my dick
more pls
Anyone know if there are some good comedians touring right now?
Link related
http://www.cringechannel.com/2013/12/16/worst-comedian-of-all-time/
who /radiohead/ here
currently getting massive feels listening to 'house of cards' with the lights off
>>26067901
>Le just pick whatever job you like
>tries to tell me shit about the real world
LOL
Civil service anon?
sorry to be a pain. But now it wants me to do an online test i this just going to be maths and english, iq puzzle stuff?
>>26067969
It'll probably be like every other online test, scenarios with 4-6 options to choose from.
CAMBRIDGE ?
A
M
B
R
I
D
G
E
>>26067969
Assuming it's the same as when I applied, it's a logical reasoning test.
They give you a situation and you have to pick the best and worst options. Or they give you details and you have to pick the most economical option.
Super easy, worry not.
>>26067950
Ah a fellow racist-but-my-dick-isn't geezer.
>at work in a shop today
>two jews buying a dress
>ask the one buying if she wants a bag, she says yes
>the other one (who isn't even buying) says "is it 5p?"
>say yes
>she actually says "oy" out loud
>lose my shit right there
>/pol/ was right
>hand over to another member of staff and laugh til my sides hurt in the office
I have a bit over 3K in the bank. This is the richest I have ever been. It's a nice feel.
>>26067615
Azusa waifu anon you sure are getting lazy, posting the same picture every time. What about those 140 GB of raws?
>>26068031
i remember once i was in the london underground and the jamaican gatekeeper actually said "Jah Bless" i was like "that's a real thing?!"
>>26067957
Fucking hell this makes me want to do stand up if people that bad can get gigs
She does have a nice ass though
>>26067652
Don't try to be me. I can do this on my own.
still roleplaying as a little girl lads.
>>26068100
How can you even _consider_ the idea of getting up on a stage in front of an audience and entertaining them? I'm having palpitations just thinking about it.
>>26068100
The bar is higher for male comedians because it isn't sexist to call you a stupid unfunny cunt
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>>26068053
I've decided to start using that picture every time because it fits with the theme of the general and also it makes it easier for people to post their threadly waifus
Also all the screenshots I have are too big for r9k's filesize limit and converting them all is a painn
>>26068112
what do you think is really going to happen through all this?
>>26068142
Youre not hitting people with foam weapons? disappointed
>>26067734
I've been confused by Bin Laden too.
>>26068097
Jamaican's always say 'bless' and that type of shit. That's like being surprised at an Irish person saying 'craic'.
>>26068097
took all my might to not reply "yes, 5 whole shekels"
Fucking hell when did /britfeel/ become a haven for avatar fagging weebs?
>>26068049
How'd you get it?
>>26068169
I'm going to be happy again, some day. Just have to keep posting.
>>26068187
Yesterday bruh
>>26068148
Yea good point maybe not. I made a band when I was 17 and played a gig in front of like 80 people at this grunge club type thing in my city was the worst experience of my life. Still not sure I'm over it and that was 6 years ago.
>>26068174
Well, I don't get out much.
>>26068191
Male prostitution, feels good man
>>26068193
Well, I hope so. At least you have a goal.
>>26068112
I think i'm developing schizophrenia.
>>26068187
Dunno mate thread has been taken over by homosexs, Muslims and waifu posters these days. I think we got too popular for our own good and the flood gates opened. Bit like Europe.
>>26068244
Thanks for the support. It helps.
>>26068191
Bonus time at work.
Just fired off an application for an 'Administrative Officer' role at HMRC off the back off the lad in the previous thread suggesting civil service work.
Full time, 18k salary. The application bumf was even saying stuff like you don't need prior experience and all sorts. Basically a bunch of stuff that made me, a dosser, feel like I actually have a chance of getting it.
Of course I'll never get it, but still it felt good doing an application and not hitting the unskippable page where it says for you to enter references and prior work history.
>/brit/ getting mad the thread isn't just tedious UNIBANTER all day
lol
>>26067830
So now we need to add your mr pakis and abrakebabra to this OP and it's perfect
>>26068294
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be posting about here. I'm a lonely nerd. I don't care for lad culture, and parodying it holds no interest for me. I don't go to pubs or clubs. I have no friends or job. I live at home with my mum.
>>26068352
Did you have to do a test thingy?
>>26068100
I watched the whole thing and almost died.
>>26068247
I feel you senpai, I think I'm on the road to that too.
>>26067497
I don't have a problem with any asians. Refugees are the real problem.
>>26068148
I'd love to be able to do something like that, I'm a fairly typical robot normally but I've given a few presentations about my work at uni in front of big audiences and got some laughs, it really is an amazing feeling. I really enjoy giving presentations but spill my spaghetti if anyone talks to me afterwards.
>>26068426
Nah lad asians are the problem. Refugee's didn't bully and fuck /britfeel/'s crush when growing up.
>>26068352
I bet you'll get it mate. I have faith in you desu
>There are kaffir posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>26068458
Neither did Asians, it was the nigs and the whitebois who tried to act ghetto black
>>26067615
how are you guys today?
Fucking bored lads, so sick of everything at the moment, all I fucking do anymore is shitpost and work
>>26068388
Yeah. Turns out that I actually didn't have to do it right away but I didn't check my email so I just did it then and there.
It went OK but I'm slightly annoyed because I fucking forgot to answer one of the questions. It was a maths question to which I had worked out the correct answer but I just didn't press the button for it. Only realised when I had literally 0:03 seconds left on the clock.
Some of the social-type questions weren't that easy. One that confused me involved a scenario:
>your supervisor gives you important tasks then takes annual leave
>your team leader while she is away gives you new tasks and says the priorities have changed
>doing your new tasks will leave you unable to complete the tasks assigned by your supervisor
And basically it boiled down to, whose tasks do you agree to do? I said in the end that I'd do the supervisor's tasks first, then the team leaders. My internal reasoning was that the supervisor's tasks were described as "important".
>>26068509
grow up lol
>>26068426
Newspapers call Refugees Asians when they're violent so you don't immediately realise they're talking about filthy mussies
>>26068465
Thanks friendo :3
>>26068527
>lol
>ugly chav bitch
Are you 14 by chance?
>>26068565
nae
what big store sells good, strong rope?
>>26068498
Really not great. Hopefully I can fall asleep soon so I don't have to feel anything anymore.
i really need a wee but in a long fight right on my roleplaying, don't want to slow down the pace with a break.
>>26068590
What do you need it for? The type of rope you need depends on what you want to do... I take it you want to kill yourself? Apologies if not.
>>26068598
>not having a pissbottle at the ready
For shame anon, its essential gear for games and shit
>>26068590
Climbing rope is what you want (for hanging suicide, I presume). So sports retail shops / megastores.
Alternatively you could use a leather belt with partial suspension in a door frame.
>>26068490
Inshallah. We will rid them from the European levant.
>>26068640
yeah I do, hence the strong part, to make sure it doesn't break.
Why is there a million fucking threads lately?
>>26068598
How can people rp? Blows my mind, don't you get any pangs of realisation about the reality of what you're doing halfway through?
Not mad just jealous, wish I could lose myself in that kind of thing.
Anyone else just love everything about the dough on a pizza? Even like the fresh smell
>>26068685
get a group of good friends who want to non ironically do it. its really good fun playing around in a different world.
>>26068662
First of all, obviously, don't do it. I don't know you or your situation, but fuck it go do something else.
Second of all, if you are serious you should look into technique, don't want to choke yourself to death do you?
Thirdly as someone else has said, climbing rope.
>>26068662
I think there are easier less painful ways to go.
You don't want to fuck it up.
Paki muslim here, always love letting you lad's know im in here shitposting with you knowing how mad you'll be theres a paki in your midst.
might order domino's later
>>26068744
What kind of pizza you thinking of getting, lad? Don't forget to spoil yourself with garlic bread
Looking forward to my breakfast tomorrow. Gonna have:
>rolled oats with milk and honey
>slice of Warburton's Toastie, toasted and buttered
>cup of coffee with milk
Absolutely love breakfast; for the rest of the day I want to die.
>>26068775
mighty meteor with tandoori chicken on it.
dunno if i'll get garlic bread, usually get bbq wings and some ben & jerry's icecream to go along with it.
>>26068744
Do you believe in Allah?
>>26068724
>trying to talk down someone contemplating suicide on an arctic lighthouse operators HAM radio frequency
>>26068744
Do you make trouble for your neighbours, and try to force your culture on everyone you meet? If not, I don't care.
>>26068793
Good taste bro, enjoy yourself
>>26067545
what you studying senpai?
Right. I'm finally gonna do it.
Give me the low down on learning to drive.
I've tried a few times. I think I know the gist but it just bores the shit out of me and I can't bring myself to care.
How do I study for the theory. Is there any simulators I can play to learn?
Hope we stay in the EU, to tell the truth, friends
>>26068849
Press the pedals and turn the steering wheel. The left one makes you go slower and the right one makes you go faster. There's sometimes another left one which has something to do with a stick.
Might go to the corner shop in a minute lads, what should I buy? 8 decides
>>26068904
>8 decides
Fuck off.
>>26068904
>nothing
its what you deserve.
>>26068904
Hello /b/
>>26068849
>How do I study for the theory?
Theory test is two parts: one is a multiple choice quiz of 50 questions, the other is a series of video clips called Hazard Perception.
To pass the quiz: download any app from your phone's app-store dedicated to 'Passing the driving theory test'. I have the AA app. Do the practice quizzes every day. It's tedious but you soon get to know the answers. Some answers must be memorized like shit about stopping distances, while most are common sense.
For the hazard perception you can do free practices online as well just google it.
As for actually driving, for me it was nerve-wracking at first but it quickly became fun. After a short while I genuinely began to look forward to being able to get behind the wheel for my next lesson. Just driving a car in general, changing gears, maneuvering is all fun as fuck/
>>26068891
Yank detected
>>26068873
I dislike your opinion.
>>26068849
Short, sharp steering
Keep your eyes on the pavement to make sure you don't hit anyone
Memorize every license plate you see in case you are later required as a witness to an accident or crime
Don't let yourself get too cold on long drives at night or your extremities could freeze up
>>26068904
Some wool
>>26068873
ma'sh'allah
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. x
>>26068916
>>26068935
>>26068937
>/britfeel/ is full of boring cucks
Why am I not surprised, go back ironically jerking off allahposters
>>26068944
Consarn it!
WHY IS THIS THREAD MOVING SO FAST
>>26069011
Wednesday is normieday
>>26068984
Maybe if you didn't try to turn our haven into a roll thread you'd have had a more welcoming response.
As it is, you can go away and buy a packet of rubber johnnies for all I care.
>>26069011
Why is that a problem?
>>26069053
>hole of britbong shitposters
>haven
Yeah, okay mate
>>26069074
It means there's been a surge of normies and other undesirables
>>26068940
>>26068948
Inciteful responses thank you.
>>26068891
thanks
>>26068904
condom and cucumber
>>26069096
Not being funny, but I really don't want normies here, I'm in enough of a state as it is.
>>26068984
fuck off you walking sugar cube cunt, go die of a heart attack fat boy, we banged your mam
>>26067545
>no one from my uni goes to r9k they are all normies reee
>see this
OhShit.jpg
>>26068352
They'll do some bullshit rating test on your interview mate.
On a scale of 1-7 on 5 criterias you gotta get 4 in everything or else you auto fail.
biggest load of shit ever considering how these brainless fucks do literally nothing. Be prepared to lie out of your teeth and act like a super normie
>>26069022
Really want to paint female nudes lads
>>26068904
Pre-grated parmesan and a rawhide chew
>>26069096
So basically if you post you're a normie and we should all sit here sedately observing the thread fall to page 10?
>>26068904
Freddo, a bag of flamin hot monster munch and a can of tizer
>>26068352
>applied for AO
Enjoy your new job lad.
>>26069197
Competency interview is the best thing ever. Beats getting asked stupid shit like "what is your biggest weakness"
>>26069197
>Be prepared to lie out of your teeth and act like a super normie
This will be the biggest hurdle for me (if I make it that far). Naturally I am a massive sperg. I've actually got an appointment at the local mental health team to be assessed for mental problems due to the anxiety.
But fuck it; I've applied now. If I make it that far then I'll put on my best normie act.
>>26069263
Go for it senpai, do it for all us shits who are too cowardly to get where you are.
>>26069250
>Enjoy your new job lad.
Do I r-really have a chance of getting this job? Surely they don't just dish out 18k jobs to any old pleb.
>>26068904
All the coca cola hubba bubbas they have
>>26068904
A condom. Only one, you have to ask for one from a packet.
>>26068904
An electronic cigarette and a lighter
>>26069250
Well here's hoping I become a Operational Delivery Officer Front Line Manager.
>>26069263
I am also on the mental heath team waiting list
>>26069303
>Surely they don't just dish out 18k jobs to any old pleb.
lol
I've worked with AOs who couldn't speak English or who were literally retarded. Likewise I've been in charge of a guy who used to be a VP in an American bank, and took the AO role as a time filler until his wife retired.
Unnless you tell the interviewer how much you love an respect Hitler, it's impossible to fail.
>want to sleep early tonight
>pyro maniac chav neighbour is drunk and high on the roof his his extension with his mates
Welp there goes my sleep. Looks like I'll be up all night making sure the house isn't set on fire.
>>26069391
That sucks senpai. I kind of ktf, my housemates are always being loud late at night.
>>26069391
Have you considered telephoning the local constabulary?
>>26069388
That is all good to here lad. Gained some serious hope from this thread.
>>26069387
>I am also on the mental heath team waiting list
How long have you been on for? Obviously it varies from place to place but I was referred two months ago, heard absolutely nothing, phoned them up and it turns out I wasn't even fucking on the system. After that I got a letter out the next day with an appointment.
>>26069459
No, there's no point. They're not doing anything illegal. That's why I have to stay up and wait until my house is on fire or my windows are bricked.
>>26069461
if you can use the phone you're not enough of a sperg to need their services.
>>26069493It was actually my dad who phoned them. That part was conveniently left out.
>>26069461
I waited for a 2 month for an assessment then I had another assessment a bit after that now I have only been waiting a few weeks to actually see a therapist but they said they can't even imply when that will be it could be forever
>>26069517
Oh, my apologies, carry on then.
>>26069489
http://www.nidirect.gov.uk/noise-nuisance-and-neighbours
It's after 11 senpai ;)
>>26068904
buy the marriage of the owners daughter
>>26069533
>they said they can't even imply when that will be it could be forever
Quite shit. Honestly wouldn't mind waiting like a month or more if they actually had a date picked out and told you when it was going to be. Months of hearing nothing is dire.
What was the initial assessment like if you don't mind my asking? Mine is with two psychiatrist nurses. I'm worried that I won't know what to say and they won't take me seriously. Are they quite good at extracting information about your situation?
Someone reply to me? I need some validation sorry
thinking about watching some x-files and going to sleep.
>>26069388
some of the other jobs look like right shit to apply for, requiring you to write a paragraph on how you inspired diversity in an intelligence analysis position previously etc
>>26069617
okir fokir
>>26068776
>carbs carbs carbs carbs
fatass.
>>26069607
He read questions off a sheet mostly and just wrote in the boxes. A lot was just stuff about how I felt and if I worked etc, how much alcohol you drink, or drugs. If I get on with my parents and family.
All pretty regular desu
>>26069617
Have a (You) my man.
>>26069617
All right mate how you doing mate?
>>26069665
>>26069688
>>26069691
Thanks alot guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Tc94-nboU
>>26069684
They're looking for a pigeon-hole to sort you into.
>>26069671
I will concede that I do eat a ridiculous amount of carbohydrates. But I'm not fat. Arteries are probably clogged and buttery though.
>>26069684
Cool, cheers m80.
Life is like this empty tea mug in front of me.
It was once full of delicious hot tea, but that was a long time ago, even the surface at the bottom is dry.
>made a Beasts of No Nation thread on /tv/
>haven't seen the film
Poleaboo might go watch it now
He likes Idris Elba
>>26069747
Don't blame you mate, I fucking love carbs.
I'm not fat either, but I am incredible doughy, not sure were all my muscle is hiding desu
>>26069671
Is cheese a carbohydrate?
>>26069764
The second one was over the phone and with this right bitch and I almost started sperging out on her
It was all "on a scale of 1 to 8, how well do you get on with people?"
>>26069770
>Beasts of No Nation
They've made a film about the migrants already?
>>26069796
Nah it's just fat and protein from milk. Very, very little carbohydrates by composition.
>>26069805
minus 57
>>26069817
DO ho ho.
>>26069817
hahah very funny racist go watch your fucking saving private ryan white fucking shit
Allah Akbar
im sick lads and i dont want to go to uni tomorrow
dealing with people is such a hassle
just want to hug my mom to be honest
>>26069863
>mom
Your not trying very hard are you?
>>26069863
>wanting to hug your mum
gaaaaay
>>26067497
POLAND STRONG
O
L
A
N
D
Poleaboo will watch Beasts after the League Cup highlight
Come on you Cityzens!
>>26069882
I'm British but my mother is American so she makes me call her mom. Just a force of habit now.
>>26069863
i could go do that right now because she's downstairs.
i mean, my mum, not yours. this wasn't a "haha i'm shagging your mum" joke. sorry.
>>26069892
City won by refball.
Now I have no one to cheer in the final. I guess City are the lesser of the two evils.
Beasts of No Nation is honestly not that great. Watch 'Hotel Rwanda' if you want a more gripping story about African savagery and woe.
>>26069882
"""""""mum""""""" is what subhuman inbred chavs say, I hate this word with passion.
Mom on the other hand, sounds ok.
>>26069932
Mum is literally the English way to say it mate
Chavs say 'mam' or 'muh' or 'ma'
>>26069932
I don't like "mum" either. I spent most of my teen years calling her "Mother".
>>26069924
Poleaboo wants Idris Elba
>>26069953
>>26069957
i dont care, mom is superior
who /mom/ here
>>26069958
Who?
contentcontentcontent
I AM GOING TO BED NOW
GOODNIGHT M8S
>>26069983
you're half-yank?
>>26067624
Me in the upper left btw
Just ate a Whisper mates, it gave me a memory
>be about 8 or 9 years old
>back when they got rid of Whispers
>in the Spar with my m8s
>have a basket to put our stuff in
>put basket on floor
>security guard throw a Whisper into the basket then walks over and asks us 'Hey where did you get that'
>we're like wow a Whisper and he starts laughing
>puts Whisper back in his pocket
I bet he did that every day until Whispers came back and ruined his fun.
>>26069904
Oh its you lad. My dads american, but hes lived here so long he has a strange mixed accent.
>>26067497
Who is the lady in the thought bubble? Can you post the full version?
>>26070009
im a paki, why?
>>26069984
You know who Idris Elba is, everyone does
Great actor, never been in a great film
Always a choice when fantasy casting
>>26070018
I remember the advert with Smith and Jones but I don't think I've ever actually had one.
>>26070018
that's class
me and my mate used to rob sweet from shop then eat our stolen merchandise in front of him
>>26070009
Yea, my mum wanted to marry a black man but all of the black men in America are ghetto hood types so she moved to London to marry and educated black man here. So I am half American and half black but the good kind of black.
>>26070031
http://imgur.com/a/0Gi08
>>26070059
Nice. How much racism have you suffered at our hands?
where's my southern bf
>>26070104
Whats so special about them being southern?
>>26070126
nothing
oc
>>26070065
Thank you
I feel I've seen some of these before
