>Let me fart in your lap, anon :3
What is your reaction?
>>26009104
nah idk thats kinda weird
my reaction is an erection that gives her satisfaction
>>26009104
>Whatever sinks your kink, babe.
damn this chick looks so much like my ex bosses daughter
its def not her but yeah
Please do baby I love it when you fart on my lap.
I'd rather you do it on my face
>>26009104
yes.
yes...001001001
Who else actually is /fartfetish/ here?
>>26009104
>rhnn?
>>26009303
I think i'd kill a man, over it.
it's bad.
muy original
>>26009104
yes
originaaale
>>26009104
>your reaction
Why are your pants so high?
>>26012089
Fashion
Makes your ass look fat
>>26012089
>being this fucking retarded
>>26009104
Not a fart/scatfag
But holy shit I don't even care
Please do
Who is this smegma enigma?
>>26009104
Only if I can shit on your chest later
fuck i hate having this fetish
>>26009104
" Are you stupid? Thats disgusting. "
>>26014317
why is this post so funny
REMOVE BOT
>my lap
>not up my nose
>>26009104
>>26009117
OHHHHHHHHHH BTFO
B T F O
>She will never fart and bounce on your dick
Why live?
>>26009104
only if I can pound dat ass first biatch
>>26015632
>not fart and bounce on your face
>>26015404
Because it's schadenfreude of the highest intmacy, even to the fetishist himsself.
To know, to intimately know that a woman's flatulence can give you an erection hard enough and the the confidence to destroy a small shed with it and not understand why is a pretty embarrassing and can destroy a man in dissonance from the inside. Especially if gone unchecked, son.
"Fart in my face instead p-please i beg you"
>you will never wake up in a world in which boys' bioloigy changed and no longer require oxygen but they need to breathe in women's farts to survive
>>26009104
If she seem cool then yeah.
If I think she's just being a Stacy and making a joke then nah.
>>26017118
>If I think she's just being a Stacy and making a joke then nah.
Even better once she realizes the mistake she's made taunting the thrashing creature.
"I mean, sure, if you want to."
yeah go on then, may as well
>>26009104
Holy shit why is there a girl in my room?
"Nah I'm not into that shit."
>>26018600
*cough* LOSER *cough* A-hem.
>>26018636
I don't even give a fuck. No one's farting on me.
"Okay, but you have to do it naked."
Then I get naked too and when she's farting on my lap I "accidently" slide into her ;)
