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greentext your last 24 hours
>>25112721
>wake up hungover
>lay in bed contemplating suicide
>finally get the energy to shower and shit
>lurk /r9k/ for a while
>go to sleep not wanting to wake up
>get wasted
>go on the r9k omegle video chat we had yesterday.
>actually was pretty fun
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to my retarded job that im on the brink of quitting
>browse r9k
>>25112721
>On airplane
>guy in front of me leans back and squishes the shit out of my knee caps
>get up first to get off plane
>row 14
>have to wait for everyone in front of me to get bags and get off plane
>get to bag claim pretty fast
>find good spot not too close but not too far from belt
>dickweed stands in front of me
>bag comes within 10 min
> mommy picks me up
>chat for a bit before bed times
>sadly no tendies waiting
>sleep
>wake up at 8a
>still no tendies
>make myself eggs for breakfast
>mommy makes me get haircut
>bitch at hair place cuts it too short
>also have to listen to her life story as she is raping my hair
>get back home
>bout lunch time still no tendies, but a slice of pizza instead
>shit post on /r9k/ while laying in bed
>take a nap at 3p
>wake up at 6p
>eat nachos for dindin
>fold some clothes for good boy points
>find this thread and am writing this post
>slept until 11:00 am
>spent rest of morning watching YouTube
>drove to Foxwoods for the Supernaturalists Magic show
>did not stay for the after show celebrating Criss Angel's birthday
>went to Chili's to eat with my family
>go home
I'll probably spend the night masturbating to the mental image of Chloe
>>25112721
>wake up
>breakfast
>clean house
>4chins
>vidya
>lunch
>wash plates
>4chinz
>vidya
>dinner
>feed animal
>wash plate
>4chins
>vidya
>sleep
>7pm last night go to a wrestling event with friend
>event ends around 1030pm and hangout with wrestlers for a bit
>midnight go get burritos
>go back to friends house then i drive back home
>get home and smoke a bowl in truck
>up reading til 3am
>sleep
>wake up at 830am
>drive to junkyard to find parts for project car
>go home
>mess with project for awhile
>530pm getting hungry
>go buy chinese food (chicken chow mein and mongolian beef)
>take quick shower
>throw on ratty tshirt, sweatpants and thick socks
>eat chinese food
>now curled up into a ball under my Mexican blanket
Im too damn comfy
>>25112721
>wake up late
>go wash my clothes at the laundromat
>get home do some cleaning
>try to go to the gym but it's closed when i get there
>receive text from girl asking me to go to the library with her, but didn't see it until too late
>got high and played super smash brothers melee
>avoided going out with friends this evening
>did some revision
>came here for a blast of 4chan
>mix of shitposting on /r9k/ & rewatching Shakugan no Shana
>wake dad up & send him to bed so I can have the basement to myself
>fap to loli
>brag about how smart I am on /r9k/
>go to sleep at 2am after watching Akame Ga Kill from last week's Toonami
>wake up only 6 hours later to go to work
>work for 6.5 hours
>go home & stare at pics of Akame et al.
>end up fapping to loli again, almost didn't finish in time for dinner
>have tendies for dinner
>momma gives me a Shana mousepad for early Christmas gift
>proceed to annoy the shit out of Yuuji on /g/
I really need to get back to finishing my backlog...
>>25113398
>did not stay for the after show celebrating Criss Angel's birthday
Are you insane? You deliberately missed your chance to see THE Criss Angel? Fuck.
>wake up at 10 at friends house
>stay and talk to him for a few hours and head home at 2 or so
>take a shower and eat a sandwich
> ??? completely blank out, literally no idea what happened for these 3 hours
>drive mother to a party at 6
>come home and eat dinner
>play bloodborne
>talk to friend over internet about star wars and also talk to grill who doesnt like me
>eat ice cream
p lame day oh well at least it wasnt bad
>>25112721
>Wake up at 9:00
>brew coffee
>check catfish POF account
>drink coffee
>put a soccer game on the TV even though I don't like soccer
>Get back in bed and relax/sleep until 12:00
>bullshit on the internet until 2:00
>Take a shower then get dressed
>Take train into Queens
>Eat dinner with my dad
>Come back
>Put on Democratic debate
>Browse /f/ and /r9k/
>Laid in bed trying to sleep so I can get up by 4am for work, already popped 1mg Klonopin and moved to 100mg Trazodone, and drank a few fingers of bourbon
>Fell asleep about 8:30
>Had a misleading dream where I was with my last ex and content again, but then her and I were in my Mom's master bathroom watching her arrange some stupid deco piece with amusement
>Wake up, sad of course
>It's 3am
>Can't go back to sleep, decide to get up and get ready for work at 6 instead of 7
-Work 'til 2:34, go upstairs and eat a fuckton of prime rib and ham for the Christmas luncheon before biking home
-Get school textbook in mail
-Lay in bed watching TV and browsing, later the Dem debate (shit)
-Grandma asks me a stupid question
-I hesitate and then tell her it was an annoying, nosey question
-She laughs but is offended. I halfheartedly apologize and she shuts herself off in her room sniffily.
-Pour a bourbon on rocks with a drop of water, start sipping it through shit debate and shit 4chan lurking, my posts ending threads left and right
-Dad asks me what's up, I tell him I'm not much in the mood for explaining (also I was recently demoted at work, dunno if he knows) but he can call me if he wants
-He's gonna eat then call me, Debate ending now, feeling angry and tired
>>25112721
>Walked for a couple of hours at night
>walked home
>fapped and went to sleep
Pretty lame but it was too hot to go out
>>25113771
>play Pokemon
>go to bed
>wake up
>more Pokemon
>draw a picture
>go to the store
>come back
>more Pokemon
>Bob's Burgers
>draw another picture
>funposting
>>25113322
where'd you go that required taking a plane
>>25113905
back home from school for the holidays
>>25113902
No idea why that was directed at me. Funnily enough, I watched 3 minutes of Bob's Burgers after Akame Ga Kill ended.
>>25112721
>wake up at five
>go to work
>get home
>eat lunch
>nap
>shitpost
>get ready for bed, work again tomorrow
>tfw I have to work on Christmas
>tfw NEETs were right all along
>>25113990
when shit hits the fan it sprays everywhere
>>25113990
Because I didn't feel like erasing the quote number before posting.
>woke up
>ate breakfast
>shower
>go to dentist
>teeth are fucked
>go home
>eat popcorn
>browse r9k
>browse mu
>download 2 albums
>listen to them
>order pizza
>watch hot fuzz
>download more albums
>browse r9k
>>25114111
I've eaten pizza for the past 2 days, but I'd kill (figuratively speaking) to get some more.
>>25114177
Damn, I ordered 2 pizzas and bread sticks but barely touched half of one. Now I have pizza for the next 4 days. Wish I could share with you.
>drive home from work
>eat
>watching sf5 streams
>sleep
>wake up at 11, glorious sleep
>coffee
>check mail and normiebook for a bit, it's all shit
>shower and shave, the itch was killing me
>play sum killingfloor
>play with dog outside
>watch some tv
>play blood dragon til dinner
>browse youtube and r9k
I tire of all this, my weekends are so depressing, makes me remember how uninteresting my life is
nothing can keep me interested aside from work
>>25114220
I would eat all that in one day, and I'm skinny af.
>>25114264
Same, but today I was weird. I was starving and craving pizza, but when I got it I wasn't hungry at all and only had like 5 pieces.
>>25114302
How much do you make from work? Do you live on your own?
>>25114331
Pretty shit because it's just a typical wageslave grocery job and no, I live in the same house as my mom, but she is moving away soon and I can afford to pay for the house when she leaves.
Let's see yesterday...
>shit around on my computer
>played some games
>did a lot of shit for my Motherbase in MGSV
>finished off my salsa
>found out that my internet should get cut tonightish
Now I'm just waiting for that to happen or for them to call.
>>25112721
>talk to a county MHP from MCATmental health professionalMobile Community Assertive Treatment
>talk for about an hour
>go back to my room
>listening to music
>drinking mountain dew
>eating Munchos
>eat a corndog I bought earlier but forgot about
>go to bed around 11pm
>wake up around 7am
>lay in bed for awhile
>eventually get out of bed and get on computer
>browse 4chan, listen to music, watch documentaries all day
>tried to take a nap around 4 but just ended up laying there for an hour
>only left my room 3 times all day
>once to piss
>another to clean a pot because I was gonna make ramen later
>last time to make a sandwich
>tied a noose to hang myself with next tuesday before my dad shows up
>now just sitting here browsing 4chan again and listening to music
>>25114373
I'm pretty much in the same boat. I live away from family with a $9 an hour job. Pizza has become a luxury for me. I donate my plasma twice a week for fun stuff like that.
>>25112721
>Wake up at 4am
>Go to work
>Get off my shift at 11am
>Go home eat play video games browse the net.
>Drive to gym and workout
>Come home shower take my meds
>Browse the net
>Stare at ceiling in bed for an hour
>No GF
>Go to sleep
>Rinse, repeat.
>ate some cereal
>ate some more cereal
>played cod
>proceeded to eat more cereal
>played more cod
>ate pizza
>ate pizza
>ate pizza
>played more cod
>considered suicide
>ate chicken
>,,,played cod
>ate dinner
>now im here
>>25114033
What the fuck where do you work?
>>25112721
>wake up
>eat
>brush teeth
>internet
>lunch
>internet
>dinner
>internet
>short walk
>now
>>25112721
>the exact same as yesterday and the day before that for about a year and a half
don't buy into the NEET meme kids, that life sucks after a while
>wake up
>breakfast
>clean room a bit
>vidya
>work on pc
>vidya
>work on pc
>vidya
>4chinz
>go out for drinking
>come home
>vidya
>more drink
>work on pc
and planning to sleep now
>wake up
>vidya
>eat
>vidya
>dinner
>vidya
>lurking
>post this
>going to get a cookie now
>wake up
>horseback ride
>jack off
>eat
>jack off
>eat
>get high
>take walk
>jack off
>go to target
>eat
>eat
>jack off
>get high
Probably gonna go to bed rn
>alarm goes off at 4 am
>I get up and turn on the water boiler
>go back to sleep
>water boiler clicks, I can shower now
>keep on sleeping for a while
>finally decide to get up and take a shower
>4:45 am
>shower
>5:15 am
>shit how long did I take?
>still sleepy af dress up
>look at clock
>5:30 am
>I have to go now
>hadn't had breakfast, take a couple dates and a handful of almonds
>go wait for this girl outside her house
>after a while she comes out and we take a cab
>martial arts class from 6:30 to about 10:30
>it was pretty good, went pretty fast
>after it finishes I stay for a while just doing nothing
>get back home
>I was nodding on the bus
>get home and fall asleep
>wake up
>it's 5 pm
>shit...
>turn on pc
>eat some beans I bought earlier
>make some tea
>open up a book on networks and read
>make more tea
>but me a soda and a tangerine
>come back
>shower again
>tired of reading, come to r9k
>don't want to sleep but I probably should
>tfw my roomies will come soon and make a bunch of noise and I won't be able to sleep
> wake up 5:30am
> try to relax, not think about work, go back to sleep
> repeat anxiety cycle until 8am
> eat then go back to bed to try and savor every minute i can until i have to leave for work
> leave for work at 8:55am
> "i hate this job" "i hate my life" "life isn't worth living if this is what i'll do for the rest of it" "the depression is so painful"
> repeat those thoughts for 8 hours
> go home, eat, watch comedy
> wash, go on 4chan
> think about killing myself
> go to sleep
my life
>browsing r9k
i think i bookmarked a thread
>>25094055
there it is
>was feeling pretty tired, so i went ot go make some coffee
>shut down the computer
>went to the living room and tried to play the last of us
>lag
>lag
>change game, play some minecraft
>get very bored
>go back to my room
>turn on the computer
>fap to https://hanime.tv/hentai-videos/bakunyuu-bomb-2
>put my semen on some old papers and trow it at the back of my desk
>clean off the stickyness by rubbing my hands on my bed sheets
>go outside, forgot about my coffee
>don't want it no more
>take a shower because nothing to do
>sitting down on the floor as warm water my knees
>remember than hot showers causes hair loss
>lower the temperature a bit
>don't like it
>say fuck it and turn it back up
>enjoy the rest of my shower
>get out put a towel around my waist
>wipe the mirror
>looking fugly
>sort of annoyed that my hairline is total shit
>giant forehead
>sigh.png
>dry my hair go back into my room
>put some shorts and sit down on my chair
>play some music from youtube
>sort of hungry
>make myself a shitty sandwich
>brother the wagecuck comes back from work
>talk for the next hour about dogs being parasites and random shit
>agree to play a couple of matches of the last of us
>game isn't laggy anymore
>an hour passes of me dominated nerds
>feeling pretty tired now
>turn off the system and say good night to my nigga
>go into the room, music is still playing
>turn off the computer once more
>try to fix my lava lamp because it's too spooky in my room at night
>man up and say fuck it
>try to sleep
>get spooked
>succubus is in the room doing weird shit as always
(part 2 incoming)
>Be drunk and high
>Buy more beer
>Watch Animu with roommate
>Pass the fuck out.
>Wake up
>Watch Cosmos for 4 hours
>Roommate wake up.
>Start shitstorm on Facebook.
>Shower for the first time in days, wear the last clean clothes I have
>Tell my stalker to leave me the fuck alone. I want nothing to do with her. I'm not raising her little bastard daughter for her, and this bitch won't take no for a fucking answer.
>Attempt to play dying light
>Spend an hour troubleshooting dying light
>Play dying light
>Order weed
>get weed
>get high
>shitpost.
>>25112721
> 24 hours ago I was outside
> Drinking with my brother and a friend after a gig
> Remembering better times
> Go home to sleep at 4 am
> Get a cab that played Death and Folk metal, only time this has happened
> Chat with christfag janitor
> Sleep
> Get up at 3 pm
> Shower
> Play TF2 and browse R9k
> here I am
>fell asleep around 2 am
>wake up at 7
>fall asleep till 12
>feel like shit
>not sick or anything, just fucking sad for some reason
>play fallout
>browse /r9k/ and play nationstates
>get bored
>play thief
>Thief is shit
>go back to fallout
>make waffles
>go back to fallout
>take a shower at 5 pm
>order pizza at 6 or 7 ish
>play fallout until 12 am
>now listening to music and browsing /r9k/ again, probably gonna watch anime until at least 1:30.
Days like this remind me why I prefer to be a wageslave than a NEET. I feel like a fucking degenerate when I do this stuff, binging on vidya and whatnot. Fuck me...
>Wake up
>turn on video game
>look over at the clock
>wow I've been playing this for 10 hours
>Wake up at 1
>Sick
>get out of bed and get some water and ibuprofen
>Browse 4chan for 8 hours
Now I'm here
>>25116687
>touches my dick a little but I don't feel like getting raped atm because I fapped a couple of hours ago
>tell it to fuck off it doesn't
>sort of spooked
>messes with my hair a little bit
>leaves and I fall asleep
>think i'm going ot have a nice rest
>don't and have sleep paralysis
>wake up sweating and tired
>bed is really uncomfortable
>go to sleep again
>sleep paralysis again son of a bitch
>wake up again still feeling like shit
>get off my bed take a piss
>go back in to my room try to sleep again
>have a nightmare
>wake up it's morning
>get off my bed
>feed my qtp2t fishywillies
>oscar is such a qt
>go into the kitchen
>grandma is there making food
>ask me if i'm hungry
>say no and give her a hug and good morning
>make myself some coffee
>place it on the counter go take a shit
>go into my little brother's room
>it's already 11:00 and he's on christmas break so he's probably hanging out with his stupid fucking friends
>go back into my room
>turn on the computer
>open up firefox
>go into r9k
>finish coffee and shitposting
>go back into kitchen and serve myself some breakfast and some water because the coffee is killing my liver
>go to the dining room and eat there
>clean my dish, and then come back to m y room to realize it's disgusting as all hell
>cockroaches everywhere and clothing on the lfoor
>decide to clean up, grab the room and pick up all the shit on the floor
>room looks sort of decent
>ask my grandma if she needs help with anything
>she tells me to fuck off
>go back into room, browse r9k till now
the only eventful thing in past 24 hours, but I'm mad and need to vent about this bullshit
>work in animal shelter kennel
>about to leave for the night
>get call from up front that a DPP (potentially dangerous dog) is being brought in on bite quarantine in ten minutes
>apparently a couple had "found" stray dog and kept her while trying to find the owners themselves because "hurr shelters r evil"
>never filed a found dog report
>dog got out while they were at work and bit a kid
>NOW they're bringing the dog in
>young white trash show up with dog
>ask when they found the dog
>keep changing their story from "a few days" to "a few months" to finally "about a month"
>dog is pregnant as hell and leaking milk
>ask when the bite happened
>doing the same changing story bullshit
>finally admit it happened two days ago
>took them two fucking days to do something
>apparently animal control told them to "keep the dog quarantined in the house for ten days then buy a PDD collar"
>they don't know we're fucking partnered with animal control and know they only say that to people who OWN the dog involved in the bite
>ask the name of the officer so we can corroborate with them
>they suddenly start playing dumb and wanting to leave
>try to put false information on the impound form
>play dumb when caught
>dog growls and snaps if we go anywhere near her but is fine with them
>impressive recall to her name that they supposedly just gave her
>"uhh it's just that she likes us"
>it's blatantly obvious that they're just trying to abandon their pregnant dog because they don't want to deal with puppies or owning a DPP
it's so infuriating that at this point, we don't have enough to prove they're the owner, since the dog is unchipped (big surprise). but we've been combing their all their social media accounts through the past few months to see any evidence of the dog. if there's even one pic of her on there, it's enough to charge them with abandonment and all that shit. god people are disgusting
>>25112721
>Wake up
>Work until the evening
>Go out and drink
>Embarrass myself with a woman
>Go home
>Play video games and try to forget
>Wake up
>Text assigned group in my class asking if they want to study today for the final we're all going to fail
>They say they've mostly given up and that they may attempt to study tomorrow
>Browse internet
>Try playing KotOR 2 on Steam but my save got fucked up
>Listen to music instead
Can't wait to fail that final on Monday
to be honest senpai there's too much greentext for me to care about reading any of it.
>>25112721
>be a mcslave
>working 5 days a week
>have to work on christmas
>all I do is shitpost on /r9k/ when I'm not working
>tfw I realise I'm a wageslave
>>25112721
Pretty boring.
Wake Up at nine pm with my dad in hotel room we had stayed at in Burlington Vermont because he had picked me up from my UNI the night before.
Spend three hours driving in the car to my house.
Get home and play Fallout 4.
My sister and her friend show up and we smoke weed and go and eat pizza.
Bing watch the X-files.
>leave the theater after seeing The Force Awakens
>me and my uncle both agree it was pretty mediocre
>go home, piss more than I have ever pissed in my entire life
>play GTA V Story mode while a torrent of Star Wars Rebels works in the background
>friend wants me to stream my GTA V for him because he has a toaster
>pause the torrent and set up OBS
>play for about 4 hours, he fell asleep watching
>masturbate, then go to sleep at 8am
>wake up at 4:30
>receive Amazon packages which are my presents to family
>gotta mail one of them off
>get in car
>tire pressure light comes on
>go get air in tires
>then to UPS
>they close at 5
>it's 5:13
>motha fuck
>come home
>eat dinner
>play Runescape for an hour
>watch like 10 episodes of star wars rebels
>masturbate with my onahole this time and make it a 2 hour edge session
>use the spitroast thread on /h/
>cum loads in the onahole and then clean it out
>hot shower for like 30 minutes
>laugh at some posts on /pol/
>check out /r9k/.....
>>25112793
literally this but add
>watch some nge
>pet my cat
>go get dinner with my dad and brothers, first time leaving my room
>>25112721
>wake up
>jerk off to ex because no girlfriend
>go play csgo
>get rekt
>jerk off more
>go on 4chan
>hate life
>>25112721
Are you me?
What keeps you from pulling the trigger on suicide anon? I'm at the end of my rope m8.
>>25112721
Well it's midnight so...
>playing spergcraft with pals
>sleep
>wake up
>go to work at a meat counter for 12 hours, forget obligations while there
>gf chews me out about forgetting said obligations
>get her a smoothie that she never drinks while at a McDick's drive thru, my coworker pays because I drive him home
>I dgaf because she'll get over it and go sit in the tub at home to ease my aching fucking ankles
>>25113016
Did you see me on omegle? I was the guy with the broken arm
>>25112721
>wake up with hungover
>jerk off
>stay in bed till i need food
>lurk r9k
>buy some drinks
>plays WoW and drink
>eat some shit
>lurk r9k
>watch anime till i want to go sleep
and it repeats every week end, some week days too
>>25117016
How often do you get abandonment or suspect that people are abandoning their pets? Share sad shelter stories anon.
>sitting on greyhound bus sleeping and waking with the stops
>been travelling for 10 hours by midnight
>get to destination 8 am
>mum picks me up
>eat breakfast at smittys
>ride with mum for another hour and a half stop at grandparents
>go another two hours on highway
>mum buys a coat and after we go to carls jr
>travel two hours back home
>watch oilers lose with grandparents
>eat tiny oranges
Had the el diablo at carls jr was pretty good I guess but should have gotten the mushroom burger. The greyhound trip was a little uncomfortable, I tried to eat little so I wouldn't have monster shits in the bus toilet but I had farts the whole way. Not stinky just airy lmao my stomach would be aching and when I fell asleep and woke up, the pains were gone so I assume I unleashed the loudest farts in my sleep. Bus was packed too had to sit next to skinny white manlets every transfer
>>25112721
>be at a party
>waiting for everyone to rock up
>go for a swim because its hot as balls
>tfw no one mirin' like they normally do
>we go back to his
>cards against humanity
>20+standard drinks
>3am
>shitfaced with friend
>everyone else left
>we go to on to /gif/
>I get horny as fuck
>friend passes out
>try to wake him up
>jack off with his hand for about 5 minutes
>wtfamIdoing.jpeg
>finish by myself
>wake up
>holy shit please dont remember
>doesn't remember, phew
>>25112721
>wake up
>walk back and forth though the house for a few hours
>fuck up my computer
>get sent to get a few groceries
>while waiting on the bus, realize how pathetically monotonous my life is, and how it's both my mother and I fault
>get food
>bus to go home won't be at my stop for 20 minutes
>decide to walk home
>get home
>jerk off
>go to sleep at seven
>wake up
>decide to listen to Talking Head 77, Get Lonely, and Surfer Rose(listen to Vamos right now)
>read through /co/
>get bored
>look through /pol/
>remember why my race fucking sucks
>look through /rk9/
>wake up at 11am
>lay in bed all day feeling sick
>help mother make christmas cookies
>game a lil
>watch a couple movies, and feel like shit some more.
>get horny watching a horror movie (?)
>flick the bean, orgasm x3
>browse here out of boredom
why do i bother existing?
>fall asleep at 3am
>wake up at 2pm
>fuck around in my room for a couple hours
>go out in the cold to get a bagel, cook afternoon breakfast
>watch some iyashikei, pick related
>play halo CEA until 9:30pm
>smoke a bowl
>play an old Star Wars RTS
>fuck around on 4chan some more
>it's 3am again
What a waste of a life desu. I'm only 22, fuck.
>>25112721
>Wake up
>Find the wallet that I lost last night
>Go to grandparents house with family for Christmas get-together
>Get shoes, clothes, new wallet
>Aunt has a breakdown because my mentally disabled 8 year old cousin doesn't listen to her
>Leave
>Get home
>Go back out to friends house
>Pick up drinks, chips, dip, cookies
>Chill, play smash, watch netflix with friend group
>Leave and grab McDonalds with friends on the way home
>Get home
>Really want to fuck a trap
>Download grindr
>Look around
>Find profile of my friend
>Immediately delete the app
>mfw
I just wish I didn't experience that last part. Now im not sure what to do.
>>25112721
>slept so I couldn't feel the depression
>that's it I slept for 24 fucking hours straight and woke up in a slightly different world
>>25112721
>got drunk with my negros
>hit the club
>on the way there meet qt from my class
>she asks why I never talk to her at school and only when im drunk
>no idea what to say
>get the feeling she's into me
>get to the club
>trashy, leave pretty soon, cant dance anyway
>heard some hoe mocking my outfit
>i was pimping
>walk home
>school next morning
>hangover
>skip half the classes
>go home, get mad comfy, watch the office and sleep for 8 hours.
>wake up, start studying
>go to sleep 4am
>8am school
>just got home again
>made pancakes and gonna watch the office again.
I try to be as normal as i can. My friends are full pleabian, but at least im not alone.
>>25112721
>wake up
>two weeks of not having to work
>shower
>went out for about an hour and a half with my only friend
>played Todds latest masterpiece till 2 in the morning
> 4chan
> shitposting
> shitting
> implying
> inb4
> faggot
>4am yesterday
>arrive at school CS building
>study until 11am
>sleep on bench for an hour
>meet up with people I know in the class, shoot the shit and supress urge to vomit
>write exam
>probably barely pass, everybody else says the same
>drink bourbon outside exam room
>go buy rum, egg nog, and Wendy's
>eat boigah and pass out on my bed
>wake up at 2am and drink rum+eggnog and play some BF4 with a bro over skype
at least school is over
3am
>watch anime
4am
>drink water while watching anime
5am
>watch anime
6am
>eat oatmeal and watch anime
7am
>stare at ceiling and listen to GY!BE
8am
>watch anime
9am
>browse 4chan and listen to duster
10am
>watch anime
11am
>eat a salad and watch anime
12pm
>watch anime
1pm
>lay on stomach and listen to swans
2pm
>drink water and watch anime
3pm
>play the microphones songs on mandolin and sing
4pm
>pace around the room and put a gun to my head
5pm
>go to sleep
10pm
>had a dream about being possessed by an evil spirit
>the evil spirit was me as a kid
>i wished to absorb my soul and inherit my body so i could be the vessel in which purgatory could enter this world
>began to laugh and scream simultaneously as i tried to fight it off but i could feel the urge to kill fuck and destroy in my bones
>began stabbing my father while still screaming and a bunch of hairless rotting old men with black holes for eyes ripped themselves out of my skin and started crawling up the walls
11pm
>dad wakes me up, shaking me
>says i was laughing like a maniac in my sleep and screaming for help and crying and i scared the shit out of him
>realize im still screaming and laughing as i wake up
>calm down after a few minutes
12am
>write down my dream
1am
>browse 4chan while listening to red house painters and eating a bowl of oatmeal
2am
>stare at the ceiling and think about death
3am
>browse 4chan while listening to escape the day
>thinking about watching anime
>wake up
>play some hearthstone
>blame RNG
>attend some tutorial classes
>play dota
>fucking cold , sleep
>wake up
>eat
>take a shit
>arrange to meet later that day with a guy who I met in the gym last week
>no homo
>go to the gym
>lift
>go home
>eat
>play online poker
>get ready to go out
>go out at 7 pm
>have few beers and talk
>stay out till 1 am
>go home
>eat
>go to sleep
>wake up
>eat
>take a shit
>post on /r9k/
i've never talked to a single person for so long in my entire life. am i normie now?
>wake up
>browse internet in bed
>breakfast
>take dog for a walk
>drive to city
>lunch and a movie with friends
>drive home
>play some vidya
>browse r9k
>>25120512
Thanks for the detailed dream. Its not often that I hear a description of a dream with such similar substance to my own. Would you mind posting more?
>>25112721
>fall asleep at 10:30am after knackering night-shift wageslavery in retail at christmas
>wake up 15 minutes late
>get ready for work
>8.5 hours of wageslavery and excruciating labour
>get home
>waste time listening to music and browsing r9k
>contemplate sleeping again (more wageslavery tonight too)
Living is carcinogenic
>wake up
>sit in bed for an hour
>watch netflix while playing civ for a good chunk of my day
>moyase some trees
>ffx for a few hours
>choke my sausage
>now i'm here
>Wake up
>Play videogames alone
>Buy some brief shorts
>Shit/anime post on r9k
>Go to chatrooms to try to get people to play with
>Get a few
>Play with them
>They suck and are very very quiet
>Make myself a christmas drink
>Videogames alone
>Sleep
>Wake up
>Playing videogames right now
>wake uo
>eat 1/3 of tuna and a teaspoon of beans
>zoloft and multivitamins
>tree mode
>guests come
>still tree mode
>it wears off, have green tea
>lurk boards
>lorazepam 2.5
>tree mode reached
>sleep
>>25112721
>wake up
>gf rubbing my dick
>bang her
>go out to see star wars
>come home
>make dinner
>drink cheap wine
>play cards with gf
>shitpost on /pol/ for hours
>come to this thread
>>25120844
what are you playing, anon?
>wake up 11:00
>hit my bong
>eat some food
>browse 4chan and smoke all day
>goto work at 4:30
>work until 11:00
>come home and smoke more and play some cs:go
>browse 4chan until now
Pretty basic day
>wake up at gf's
>fuck
>shower
>get breakfast at a diner
>come home
>play vidya
>go see star wars with friends
>come home and shitpost on 4chan
>>25112721
>Took 50mg of dexamphetamine
>wanked for 14 hours to asian blowjob porn
>After I finally cum, proceed to take large dose of morphine to aid with the comedown.
>I've been awake for 36 hours and I'm seeing optical phenomena, like flashes of colours and things appearing to move. It's trippy.
>on the upside I'm still high kek and feeling positively dandy, if not a little unusual.
I really am a degenerate.
>get off work exactly 24 hours ago
>sleep, eat before coming to work
>work
>leaving work in a few minutes
>be me
>having emotional breakdown because Stacy was being a massive bitch
>friend comes over
>we walk around town
>discuss politics
>step in dog shit
>tfw live in a shit hole
>go to some other guy's house
>joke around about Stacy
>claustrophobia in small house
>"This house is tighter than Stacy."
>tfw friends hate Stacy for how she fucked me over
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>his family gets home
>get the fuck out
>go to the store
>buy Dr. Pepper
>be autistic
>call the cashier "senpai"
>walk home while yelling "suka blyat"
>browse /r9k/
>contemplate suiciding over Stacy
>friend talks me out of it (if you're lurking here, thank you)
>eat some shitty food
>sleep
>browse /r9k/
>play vidya
>browse /r9k/
>question my existence
>obsess over Stacy
>browse /r9k/
>woke up at 07:15 by my alarm
>thinking how tired I am for 10 minutes while struggling to get myself out of bed
>get out of bed
>too cold
>brush teeth then eat while watching news
>go to my room
>have 10 minutes of playing osu and browsing 4chan before i have to start revision
>start revision
>carry on for the whole day with only breaks of eating and more osu and 4chan
>end of day now
>watch 2 episodes of anime
>time for sleep
>in bed thinking how i have to do this for one more month before the exams
>go to sleep
