>tfw even Comic Book Guy has a qt gf and you still don't
it's a scripted series
>>25821606
The guy who came up with the idea of giving him such a qt girlfriend is probably lonely and fat himself.
>>25821606
Half of Simpsons these days is: "-What if character X meets his/her BFF?"
>>25821606
Eh, I'd rather have a girl with my own body type. Sex with a thin chick would be awkward, not to mention public appearances.
>>25821606
That looks like Amy from Futurama.
>>25821606
Anything after season 10 or so isn't cannon.
>>25822951
What kind of a fag are you?
He owns a business though.
>>25821606
He had one before, Skinner's mom
>He's got a job
>Says his opinion about anything to everyone with no regards to their feelings
>He's like the tallest character in springfield aside from that Drederick Tatum guy
>He's genuinly gifted with a high iq
>He has gotten laid before
>He's been in fights before
>He owns a buisness
Try harder
>>25822951
fat girls are not as fun to fuck, and the fat pushes you out of their vaginas
>>25822951
I know of this fat 30 something year old man pursuing some 19 year old really thin and really short girl.
People are fucking weird.
>>25823300
>>He's genuinly gifted with a high iq
>>He has gotten laid before
>>He's been in fights before
is this some neo simpsons shit?
she's asian, aka bottom of barrel trash
>>25823311
>the fat pushes out of their vaginas
[citation needed]
>>25823334
>he wants to be with an attractive girl instead of an unattractive girl
yes truly his thoughts are completely alien
>>25823386
I've fucked a skinny girl and two fat girls, the skinny girl was easier to fuck, felt deeper and I didn't bounce against her flab and get pushed out
>>25822229
and his/her bff is not white, or better yet some trans, wig wearing freak
>>25823420
>His/her new best friend is an Indian or Brittish kid
>Every time
>>25823402
No, he's just deluding himself.
>>25823484
point is that isn't 'fucking weird'. also maybe he's rich or something
>>25823484
Wtf is this shit? Let people choose what they want will you?
>>25823577
I'm not stopping him, I am saying that it is a strange attempt at match making.
>>25823355
No almost all this is from the old episodes like season 1-9
>>25823697
when was he high iq and fighting people? i guess the getting laid was with skinner's mom
At least the Simpsons writers don't control my life.
>>25823412
So? I've fucked a skinny girl and a fat girl and they were about the same, the skinny girl was a bit more uncomfortable.
>>25822229
how many times did Lisa make friends with someone that was actually a bad influence and had to stop being friends with that person?
