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sweet dreams lil nippa edition
Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
>>25777987
Absolutely beautiful mate.
I will post this every time he replies
Bit nippy init.
>>25777987
Well done lad
Oi, ye fukken cunts.
>>25778117
>>25778012
Feel free to make changes and expansions lads
>>25778173
Just imagine how hard he's straining that skinny little wrist trying to keep the sword tip off of the ground. With his arm all bent into his hip too so you know his bicep is struggling to support it.
>>25778240
It looks like plastic 2bh, probably hollow and not too heavy
>>25777987
I salute you senpai.
>>25778240
What the fuck did you just say to me?!?!
*Sneaks up behind him*
*Cuts him in half*
Psssh, nothin personnel.. kid...
>>25778324
>2016
>sneaking behind your enemy
you're supposed to teleport behind him
COME ON... IT'S 2016
>>25778324
posting text for image in 2016
What you up to lads?
420 woo and watching the hitchhikers guide movie on netflix
I didn't realise how much of a cuck Arthur was in this version when I first saw it
>>25778502
rip in piece marvin
>>25777975
Going to bed lads, cya in the morning.
>>25778354
>2016
>not hoverboarding behind your enemy
>>25778173
>not being able to be this much of an edgelord
why even live
>only got 3 hours of sleep
>still awake at 1am
when will this nightmare end?
Thread's pretty quiet tonight desu lads
>buy a gamon joint
>roast it
>it's literally just fucking oversized ham
Definitely not the best 3quid I've spent.
Just won 9 quid on the euromillions
How do you know if your mental?
Occasionally I'll stop and look at myself and my life and think something has to be wrong with me but then I'm pretty sure I'm just a prick and I'm looking for an excuse.
>>25779103
>"The main difference between gammon and ham is that gammon will be sold raw and needs to be cooked; ham is sold cooked or dry-cured and ready for eating."
>Don't worry, Shariah's coming so these tough culinary challenges will no longer be a problem.
>>25777987
i thought this was going to suck but it turned out to be really really good. You're very talented anon. I believe i recently read your JC poem and if you are the one who wrote the Angryanon diddys they were excellent too.
>>25779149
If my mental what lad?
>>25779122
If you played online and won the jackpot, do you reckon they'd just pay it straight into your online account
>>25779209
You w0t m80?
Thinking about making my own "chan" lads what should i call it
>>25779220
You can either get a cash sum or yearly partial payment which will save you on tax in the long run
>>25779245
>Indoorchan
Shut-ins only
>>25779245
Gay chan
>>25779261
Thought you didnt have to pay tax on lottery winnings?
>>25779103
>Go home
>Parents have bought gammon for dinner
>Literally the only food I actually dislike
FFS
My dad had a stroke a few years ago, he hasn't been the same since.
My sister has left him on his own because of how he is.
If anybody here has watched the Sopranos he's pretty much Uncle Junior, I'm fed up of how my mum's family, sister and her friends give my dad loads of shit, he's an ill old fucking man for god's sake
Ordered some womens yoga pants and they arrive tomorrow
gonna be a lewd weekend
>>25779149
If you start acting like Pakiboo then you're mental.
If not then you're sane.
>>25779421
I've never pissed in anyone's milk. I did once piss through my neighbours letter box.
>>25778704
rest in peace pupper
forever in our hearts ;-;
>>25779406
that's gay as fuck ladsend pics
>>25779226
fukin rekt m9 you don't even know fuck i never seen reks like dis
>>25778826
>can't sleep entire night
>have to work early in the morning
just fucking end it all lads
>>25779358
You don't pay income tax on lottery wins but you pay taxes on interest earned above 15 kilobongs per year (getting reduced to 5 kilobongs later this year though), which you'll get if you win a jackpot and don't put it in an ISA or something like that
>>25779149
What's got you saying this? Any describable symptoms?
youtube.com/watch?v=OM7WPPzQ_ZI
Nothing beats that trombone, boys
>>25779561
>kilobongs
kek'd tbqh lad
Hi what have you done to day.
That's a question
got rejected on saturday lads, I'm still half in love with her and I still haven't gotten better. I still feel like shit and I still think about her all the time, when does this pain end?
>>25779661
the pain doesn't end
I'm not over my ex of two years
>>25779661
>asking girls out
NORMIES OUT
>>25779661
When you accept that you're unlovable and stop trying
>>25779311
Dubs called it
Will post gay chan when its done
>>25779661
>still think about her all the time
>7 days later
this amount of casualfaggotry is upsetting
>>25779661
>mfw I've never actually been in love
Hopefully, I'll never have to deal with the crushing sadness of rejection.
>>25779796
I know that lack of feel bro
>>25779661
>>25779710
Talk to other girls you fucks.
Dear britfeel
I have lurked these threads for quite some time, and as of late it seems the racism in threads has taken a turn for the worse. I didn't used to mind it, but now it's getting out of hand. As a native Pakistani I am rather worried that a large majority of you that post in these threads have taken the fear and propaganda spouted by the likes of /pol/, Daily Mail, Sky news etc. seriously. This is a big deal as it makes me rather uncomfortable and unwelcome when reading threads. I remember a time when the banter in these threads was just simple banter, but now it really seems as though most of you really are trying to hurt the poster you're replying to. If you could all please stop with the constant racist and offensive rhetoric it would be much appreciated. Thanks, love you all.
Kind regarsds,
British Anon
>>25779940
Pakis out
t. Pakis Out LLC
>>25779796
fucking hell lad don't even tell me that
the girl who rejected me said she was aromantic but that is total shit, she just doesn't like me
>>25779940
Do you live in Rotherham by any chance?
How do get a qt gf, lads?
>>25780166
posting here at 2am on friday night means you won't ever get a qt gf.
>>25780166
Become the girl
>>25780166
don't bother lad, she'll only cheat on you
qt gf is a myth
>>25779580
I noticed I do and think weird shit like I haven't left my house for over a month and I spend over 24 hours at a time in bed (apart from getting up to piss, receive food delivery, occasional shower) a quarter of my room is a mountain of beer cans and I can't sleep because I am convinced if I do my next door neighbour will break in and kill me. The few text messages I get (well, two in the last two months) I ignore because I am convinced they are only texting me out of pity and don't really like me so I don't want to speak to them. My mother is nice but I feel incredibly uncomfortable talking to her, I basically try to live a Ghostflatmate existence to my parents to avoid the interaction. I eat mostly take out but I can't stand that 10 second interaction with the delivery person and the anxious wait beforehand.
I don't want to see anyone anymore in fact.
In terms of mental thoughts. I have no hope for the future apart from the hope/belief I will be dead within 12 months. I can find literally no point or reason to want to continue existing as me but I think that if I kill myself I'll have to come back as me again and do it again which terrifies me. The only enjoyment I find in anything at this point is wanking and getting drunk.
It seems like a weird way to live considering this time last year I was a turbo normie with a job and plans and people I would hang out with. I would be overly confident with people and my own abilities, I was certain I was the best at work was going to get promoted, start a band ,write a book, host a podcast, achieve the physique of Zyzz...Back when I was being a normie many people would call me 'eccentric' but even now I am unsure why. It's part of what makes me think they don't really like me. I've done some impulsive things in the past which didn't make sense afterwards (like I said pissing in my neighbours letter box, public sex acts with prostitutes, etc) but I wouldn't say that is eccentric, a lot of people do that.
>>25780386
It's not the first time I've been like I am now, I was similar but not to such a great degree for long periods of time before my trip to normieville (which I realised I didn't actually enjoy in the end, which is why I left). I think spending so much time in normieville has made me see the vast contrast in the two ways of life and thus made me think no normal person would live like this.
Really though I think I am just trying to connect dots where there aren't any so I can try to giv myself some kind of excuse for, as I said, being a stupid lazy prick.
/blogpost
>>25780344
>implying I don't get off to cheating
>>25780166
Cultivate a personality more interesting than the average person who posts on r9k.
Why are these threads always dead on Friday night. Swear 90% of the posters are actually normies going out to the club with Deano to get some clunge.
>>25780735
I already went out last night. I got drunk and partially revealed my /pol/ power level regarding migrants.
>>25780755
How did the LWLM (Left Wing Lynch Mob) react?
>>25780803
They didn't, I was hanging out with friends. One friend-of-a-friend gave me a dirty look so I don't think he likes me anymore.
Also I wasn't going all out, I was hiding my true power level, like Cell beating up Krillin.
Who /vape/ here?
>>25781454
me sometimes, but not in public
>>25780386
Hope you can find a happy balance lad, remember walls that are put up can be taken down again with enough mental fortitude.
>>25779661
the polish goddess that I spent 6 months with is still haunting me till now, don't think I'll ever get over her.
>>25782432
Favourite flavours?
I like the citrus stuff, pink lemonade is good
>>25783468
banana is the absolute best, other than that kinda pastry/desert flavours.
>>25783584
Banana is good, I've some banana cookie but it's a little to strong
I have some DIY liquid stuff, might try and make a decent banana cream when there's daylight
Where have you been? Are you still here?
>>25784451
Crump
I HOPE YOU BRIT FAGS KNOW THAT WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL HERE IN AMERICA TO KEEP THE NON-WHITES LIKE YOU DIRTY PIECES OF SHIT OUT OF OUR GLORIOUS COUNTRY! BRITAIN IS NOT WHITE! Y'ALL ARE JUST ANOTHER SHIT STAIN COUNTRY LIKE SWEDEN, AND NONE OF YA FAGS ARE WELCOME HERE NO MORE!
>>25784451
Are you still here? Are you still there?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35320895
>"I was overwhelmed by their distress" she told reporters. "Their lives have been brutally turned upside down".
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and i'll tell you how I became the prince of this hospital bed.
will CV guy ever find a job ;_;
original comment desu
>>25777987
thats quality haha
Last day of work boyos!!
I'm gonna get so wasted when I'm off
>>25786738
safe pal, where you working?
Driving lesson in less than 2 hrs lads, been grinding since June. Driving instructor has the arse and I'm bricking it because I cant drive for shit
>>25779661
>>25779710
>had online relationshit 3 years ago that lasted 3 months then was on and off for another 4
>still think about her every day
Kill me tbf
>>25786738
>work pretty much alone on Saturday
>one guy always comes to talk to multiple times a shift
>most boring autistic man I've ever met
>never gets the hint to fuck off
>other people hide from him when they see him coming
He's driving me insane boys and it's only 8 30. He's the kind of guy to try having a conversation with you whilst you're eating you dinner. He just doesn't get it.
>>25786803
Failed mine in November. Only got 3 minors but the cunt failed me for coming off roundabout in the right hand lane of a highway
My stomach's killing me and I can't stop farting.
Make it stop, lads.
Just remembered that it's my birthday lads, should I get a chippy or some drink with my last tenner?
Dadanon reporting in.
Child teething to the max and has woken up screaming pretty much on the hour every hour since 8pm last night. I'm a quivering jelly of a human being and now have to perform normal dadanon duties throughout the day like I had 8 hoursleep.
Put something on the end of if lads.
>>25787463
1. Make the fat slag mum do it or get a court order seeking sole custody.
2. Whisky on the gums doesn't work, but a tablespoon in his bottle will conk him out like the average drunk
>>25787552
Haven't seen far lazy mum for a few days. It's a joy. I told her she could leave and wouldn't have any responsibility over child. She just laughed and said she'd rather stay and let me support them both. She went out drinking on Wednesday and not home yet.
Not going to give alcohol desu cal poly and teething powder.
>>25787463
>unironically wanting kids
Fuck that. I'm way too selfish.
>>25787657
Quick sum up:
One night stand
Fat Warrington girl
Pregnant
Heard months later
DNa test confirmed
Life ruined
>wanting kids
Its 9:30 in the morning and i'm already pissed lads
ITS A GOOD FEEL
>>25787677
>see my daughter every other weekend and on special occasions (birthdays, etc.)
Could be worse m8
>>25787677
>not pulling out
>not rejecting fatties on a regular basis
>having a kid with a fatso
>not convincing her to get an abortion
>not being a general sick cunt
I feel sorry for you
>>25787690
Feel for you bro. I have my lad pretty much to myself. Going to go the CAB to see how i can obtain solo custody. My life with the ma is a hell. Life would be better with just the two of us.
Might even meet qt single ma and start a new life.
>>25787677
Why did you agree to a fucking DNM test?!
Even thinking about finding out I got a girl presto makes me super uncomfortable.I think I'd leave the country.
>>25787726
Fucking auto correct. Fuck off!
>>25787710
>Might even meet qt single ma and start a new life.
And the cycle continues, why do chavs never learn?
I think I just heard a track from the Mass Effect 3 OST being used in a ad for BBC drama on 6 Music.
It's a niche kind of feel and I was half asleep so I can't be sure, but I had to tell someone anyway.
>>25787726
Because she was trying to trap me into supporting her and getting the CSA involved and I couldn't remember much about the encounter with her. In my head there was more chance of it not being mine. But he was.
>>25787774
Give him away
>>25787782
He wants the kid, he just wants to sack off the dolescum mum
Haha lads, I did a Dee Dee yesterday and got the bus to a place in town I've never been to before, miles away from home.
Was worth it. Ventured to a really cosy Kentish village called Wye. Was once voted 3rd best place to live in the UK.
It was in the early evening which makes everything so, so comfy with the streetlights on very dim. Seeing the pink skies over the green fields was splendid. There was a flowing river, called the Great Stour. A few pubs, very quiet streets, and a railway goes through the village. There were comfy old terraced houses that looked high quality.
Went into an estate agents to ask where the bus stops are and there was just this one really pretty young blonde bird in there, she was very kind and helpful. I imagined her as my gf.
I had to wait 40 minutes for the bus and got home 2 hours late, but whatever, now I know where I want to retire.
>>25787939
I used to do that all the time. It's interesting to see how far you can get on a 5 quid bus ticket.
>>25788041
It's only worth it if the day is nice. I looked at the town on Google maps streetview and it looks shit because it's a gloomy overcast midday.
Going to a new place when it's sunny or almost twilight is best. Utmost comfy impression.
so who's going out tonight?
It's Saturday morning anons, no better time to post you're waifu
Morning lads. Thinking in about going spending my day in the pub on my own. I can't wait. Must remember my charger though. What you guys up to?
>>25787939
Did you see the shop "Bill Fries of Wye" and wonder if he changed his name from "Smith" to "Fries" so it'd rhyme with Wye?Did you manage to not blow your cover while getting the answer?
>>25777987
Haha its funny and educational
>>25788216
Good luck anon I hope you manage to pull some fit birds
>>25779360
I'll never understand why people like gammon it's just ham coated in excessive amounts salt.
>>25788184
- Peter Scully
>>25788284
I think my bird would have something to say. But thanks for the sentiment. I'm just in the mood for no one today. I just want to sit with a pint and watch the world go by
>>25788326
>I think my bird would have something to say.
NORMIE DETECTED
NORMIE DETECTED
REEEE
>>25787463
Hey dadanon, I assume life is still shit then. Can't you just leave the fatty and send the kid money?
>>25787463
What job do you do lad?
>took lsd last night
>pissed on my room carpet
Was a good trip apart from that
>>25788343
>would rather spend time sat alone than with girlfriend
>normie
>ok
Can't wait for tomorrow lads, last day of work then 2 weeks of holidays. Plus going to watch the footy tomorrow as well. How's your weekend going ?
>>25788493
Waiting for the pub to open.... 80 mins to go
>>25788425
>He thinks he done proper LSD in 2016
Lmaoooooo, no mate.
There hasn't been a good batch of lucy since the mid 70's, you fucking whoppa.
Enjoy the incoming anxiety you're about to face
>>25788492
>having a girlfriend in the first place
>robot
>ok
>>25788505
>drinking in the pub
why
I salute you brother.
You have raised the bar for /britfeel/ shitposts
>>25788567
Because I don't have an open fire and the pub does.
>>25788611
I bet you were wearing tweed, weren't you.
>>25788631
I wasn't but I'm sure someone behind me was. It's that kind of pub
>>25788611
where abouts you from lad
>drinking wife beater
good choice
>sub zero temperature
>heating isn't working
kill me now
>rent's late
>bank's dry
>ten quid in my pocket
>only getting paid 40 quid monday
>20 quid next monday
I have no idea what to do lads, I can't live off this
>>25788679
Dole
>>25788663
So ring the gas company to fix your boiler
>>25788690
Wish I could lad, but I'm a student who made a stupid fucking choice about where I'm staying
Thinking about just ending it honestly
>>25788713
Bank of mummy and daddy.
>>25788728
They're going through a pretty rough divorce just now, and I don't want to see my dad face when I tell him that I'm being phased out for more compitent staff again
Just started my day with a god tier shit lads, today is going to be a good day.
>>25788660
I'm in the Peak District between Manchester and Sheffield. Looks lovely at the moment with all the snow on the hills
>>25788690
They aren't coming out till next week when they will search for a leak that is causing the boiler to lose all pressure.
Hot water is tepid at best as well.
>tfw just seen some bird i used to smash and treat like a mug
>had a look on her instagram
>shes now a professinal model
>is literally 10/10 now
>she cheated on her boyfriend with me like 2 years ago
>i've probably gone from a 8.5/10 to a 5/10 during that time
WHY WHY WHY
HOW DOES ONE ESCAPE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION /BRITBROS/?
ITS FUCKING MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>25788876
Get off r9k for a start, this place isn't going to help you.
>>25788890
>Get off r9k for a start, this place isn't going to help you.
but all jokes asdie 4chan has got to be one of the most interesting places for discussion on the internet
>>25788907
>joke
>>25788907
Yeah but if you are anxious and depressed you will just end up feeling worse, especially if like that guy one is a failed normie. He will get no help at all, told to kill himself, to fuck off, and get Reee'd at.
>tfw oneitis just message me to say she's in town next week and wants to go out for dinner and drinks
I-is this it?
>>25788950
>you are there waiting with your little suit on and a rose to give her
>she shows up with large burly man with earring and spiky hair
>"this is my boyfriend Jonesy"
>"alright champ, haas it gaan? That flower for me? Hahahaha!"
>>25788950
She's looking for a free meal off you. Don't be a cuck.
>>25788967
The only time we haven't split 50/50 she's ended up buying for me, family.
>>25788962
kek'd
>>25788911
>>25788940
>anxious and depressed
i'm looking for the cure mate
not even 2 years ago i was fucking atleast 4 girls at the same time minimum... now i can barely talk to anyone
what happened
>>25788907
Not really, it sucks up time. It's worthless and you don't really don't learn much. Doing literally anything else is better. Hell, even watching tv or movies is better than browsing 4chan because at least it gives you something to talk about.
If you browse 4chan all day, you quickly notice yourself become a very very boring person with fuck all to say to anyone irl. So yes, if you want to improve, leave this place asap.
>Got a ring from my dad
>first thing he did was admit that he only knew it was my birthday because of facebook
JUST
>>25789008
Did she say it was a date? otherwise you're friendzoned.
>>25789009
fuck off you failed normie shit, you don't belong here
>>25789014
I don't know my wife's kids' birthdays either, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>25789009
reddit is the place for you. try their mental health subreddits normie
>>25779208
I wrote ye songs of angry anon senpai
>>25789030
Same lad, I also don't know the birthday of my wife's bull either. Don't think too much into birthdays really.
>been posting on 4chan for around 9 years
>some underage shit tells you this isn't the place for you and that you need to leave
kek
KEK
K E K
>>25789020
>Did she say it was a date?
Nope she didn't. We've gone out for a few meals together before and it has felt pretty daty though.
who /waitingforfavtakeawaytoopen/ here?
>>25789056
>few meals
>felt pretty daty
I dare you to make a move, you are friendzoned as fuck lad.
lying in bed and need a wee but it's really nice and warm here
Publad here. My bro has just had a phone call saying he starts work Monday. He now needs taking for some new work boots. Not getting in the pub till about 2 now.
Happy for my bro
Gutted my pint or 5 is going to have to wait
>>25789011
That makes perfect sense desu man...but it's like a feedback loop
>>25789022
>>25789036
fuck off, i've been here since 08 but i was never socially anxious or depressed... i was just ''weird'' to a normie...
despite this, i still maintained a social life enough to fuck qts regularly. i've always been ''lone wolf'' type of dude (inb4 fedorah blah blah) you can't be a fedora if you're fucking models desu
i'm 23 now though and shit has gone downhill last 2 years but i've been told 20 is usually when mental health starts to fuck peoples shit up anyway...
>>25789192
fuck off to /int/ cunt
>>25789192
waaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm a normie lone wolf waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck off.
>>25789071
Alright then mate. It's happening thursday night, and I'm going to make a move.
How do I make a move?
>>25789217
you won't. i know you are too beta to do that.
>>25789217
Take out an electric guitar with you and a mini amp, halfway through the date stand on the table and play the solo in Tornado of Souls by Megadeth. It's the secret trick that always works, and now I am telling you. This might cost me my life as it is top secret, but I no longer care.
>>25789217
>How do I make a move?
Did you get lost? You're asking the wrong crowd lad.
>>25789212
>>25789202
no tears now lads
just trying to beat anxeity m9
There's an awful lot of hatred in here today lads. I, to most of you, would come across as a 'normie' Car, job, girlfriend. But deep down I'd love to be a NEET. it's just my self respect won't let me. Oh and the money.
>>25789252
Screencap this you fucking melt, I'll do it I swear on my gran.
>>25789319
Thanks, now fuck off.
>>25789217
>>25789274
What he said but instead of Megadeth, fuck that off and play Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat
JANE...CAME...BY WITH A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fMnF0Fvdpo
GUARANTEED TO MAKE HER MOIST MY LAD
>this will only work if you're literally 9 or 10/10
>>25789364
Not happening lad
>>25789331
So prove it. Prove you've done it by time stamping your dick inside her and posting it here when you're done.
Otherwise we know you're full of shit.
>>25789376
Depends what music she's into I guess, I just love Marty Friedman, that dude is amazing.
Why the fuck are there so many normies here now?
I came here to avoid people like you, just to have somewhere where that I felt I belonged.
Why do normie cunts have to ruin things wherever you fucking go?
Goodbye /britfeel/.
>>25789450
back to your tumblr blog you sniveling boy
the hybrids are here now
>>25789450
It's just the weekend, it'll be better tonight when they are out partying.
>>25789450
Normies hate feeling excluded. They become antagonistic and stay here out of spite when it's obvious they aren't welcome.
The normie has a very childish mentality.
>>25789376
She and I both love Leonard, I'd rather play The Stranger Song though 2bh.
"It's hard to hold the hand of anyone who is reaching for the sky just to surrender."
:^(
>>25789388
I feel like this might be a tad hard to explain - "yeah hold on - do you mind writing /britfeel/ 21/01/16 on my cock? Make sure you space it out right so you don't have to do tiny writing at the end." .
>>25789493
>>25789494
see
>>25789486
your bloodline will be erased and your legacy decimated, my friend.
>>25789505
get a bit of paper with it on, we won't see the writing if your dick is inside her
nice to see you're already making excuses though
>>25789493
>Mfw I'm working so will be too tired of go out and instead gonna get wasted and shit post here all night long
;-)
>>25789519
If you're getting drunk alone and shitposting for your saturday night, then you belong here.
>>25789505
>The Stranger Song
>>25789376
>Famous Blue Raincoat
>not standing on the tables with your fedora on and belting out this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
EVEN THOUGH IT ALL WENT WRONG
I'LL STAND RIGHT HERE BEFORE THE LORD OF SONG
WITH NOTHING, NOTHING ON MY TONGUE BUT HALLELUJAH
"Sir, please get off the table now, you're scaring the other customers."
>>25789542
I'm not getting drunk.
I have to wake up at 430 am and I won't get home until 7pm so I'm not going anywhere.
>>25787939
could have saved ye sen thi bus fare lad - ever heard of google maps?
Just realised domnio's winter survival deal is on, time to stuff my face lads
>>25789650
I had one last week, fucking great desu. Still overprcied compared to paki shops though
Anyone that posts on /r9k/ is either a complete social outcast or a compulsive liar that shouldn't be trusted.
Prove me wrong.
>>25789667
Aye, but the paki shops here are shit
>>25789695
seems pretty accurate tbhbbqfamalamadingdong
>>25789703
Shame, I have one that is amazing. Only downside is they take an hour plus to deliver. Guessing everyone knows they are the only good place here so they are always busy as fuck. Just waiting for them to open at 2 so I can order.
>>25789695
I have a gf so I can't be that much of a social outcast, still want to kill myself though
>>25787657
Having kids is literally the most selfish act you can do though, so that's a silly argument
>>25789723
Of course you do mate.
Lying about having a gf is even worse than not having one you sad little man
>>25789695
>tfw you lie so much you do it without thinking and believe your own lies
Had a bit of a brainwave regarding the Gmail phishing
Could send an email from any site, it just happens to redirect to Gmail because she timed out or something?
Anyway, go
Eating a babybel desu lads
>>25789518
I'm really hoping anon will actually do this, so I feel like there's hope for us.
>>25789824
>post yfw a /britfeel/er posts a pic of him ragging a lass
>>25789824
I'd rather see the picture where she friendzones him at the meal.
If you could be any animal what would you be lads?
I think I'd like to be a Cheetah, maybe a Killer Whale or Great White would be nice too if I had to be a water animal.
>>25789864
please don't encourage more normies for fuck sake
>>25789874
My cat. The way he lives is like a neet animal. Sleeping on my bed all day, pissing about scratching stuff, sleeping again till his next meal which he doesn't need to do anything for, pissing about outside running after birds.
Lucky fucker.
buying a 'new' car today lads, will this make it easier to talk to girls? My current one is a heap of shit and I regularly get people staring at it/pointing and laughing.l
>>25789953
>drivers licence
fuck off, normie
>>25789874
I want to be a slime mold so I could sporulate.
>>25789874
Human, why would I want to become something of lesser intellect and understanding.
>>25789953
>make it easier to talk to girls?
No, not unless it's a fancy sports car and an expensive rolls-royce.
>>25789967
dont worry, I failed both the theory and practical 3 times until I took enough valium to curb the anxiety issues I have.
>>25789979
Because I'm not really putting that higher intellect and understanding to use. All I do is sit around all day. May as well be a sloth or something.
>>25789770
You seem jealous, it's not hard to get a gf mate, you just have to lower your standards
>>25790000
Quads of truth
>>25789873
>I'd rather see the picture where she friendzones him at the meal.
Seconding this
>>25789979
Okay but since as most people are Indian or Chinese you have to be one of them if you pick human.
>>25790000
Nice digits m9
>tfw you weren't born with rich parents give you money so you can travel the world and jump out of planes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>25790036
>most people
>more than 3.5 billion are Chinese/Indian
wrong
>>25790000
Even 1/10s want 8+
>>25790061
If you are born a human you are most likely to be Chinese or Indian than any other country you idiot.
>>25790067
But only normie 1/10s ever get the chance with an 8+, you can get a qt gf as long as you're willing to settle with a few psychopathic tendencies and unwillingness to leave the house
>>25790080
But i'm already human and i'm not either.
>>25790080
That's wrong.
You're more likely to be born in a country that isn't India or China.
>>25790096
So you were fortunate.
>>25790097
You don't understand simple statistics do you?
>>25790110
The thing is I have a better understanding of statistics that you. Let me explain this to you.
Born in China: 1.4b
Born in India: 1.3b
Total people in the world: 7.1b
ie you have a 38% chance to be born in India or China. You have a 62% chance to be born outside of India or China.
Which is the more likely outcome?
>>25790142
Countries with most people.
India and China.
You are born a human, therefore you are most likely to be born a citizen of China or India than in any OTHER country.
>>25790153
heavy bait going on here
Good afternoon gentlemen
>tfw this is my Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BrWuJWE104
>>25790153
Lel you still don't understand.
You've got a 4/10 chance of being Indian/Chinese, your claim was you had a majority chance which simple isn't true. Other countries = 6/10.
>>25790169
No my claim was that you are more likely to be born Chinese or Indian than any other nationality.
Testing results so far (and all I really need desu)
>Google in your name field => Inbox
>Gmail in your name field => Spam folder
The contents on your email are more important though
>>25790180
see >>25790036
>most people
Simply wrong.
You are more likely to not be Chinese/Indian. I suggest studying up on your maths before you try to compete with me again kid.
seeing The Revenant later lads, pretty hyped desu
What are you having for lunch? Cheese sandwiches and a pork pie here
>>25790194
You are most likely to be Chinese or Indian though, than any other nationality, it is a fact, you can't be born "of no nationality".
>>25790208
No, you're incorrect.
If you are born you are most likely to NOT be Chinese or Indian. 60% chance to not be Chinese/Indian, what don't you understand about that?
>>25790067
>>25790088
You're stupid. You can get a gf in less than a week from right now if you're not a fucking retard.
1. Get in any social group or make new friends
2. Maintain said ''social life'' even if you have to force it
3. Gf will come soon after
You have to be a literal mong or horribly disfigured to not have a gf. If you really want one as bad as r9k makes it seem then fucking stop being an autist.
Turn off your computer
Get a hobby
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
But of course, you don't want one... you just want to sit and rot away in your own pity while dreaming that some girl is gonna come and rescue you from your virginity and laziness.
You're worse than reddit tier fucks
>>25790199
Why don't you just download it?
>>25790169
this
of all countries your most likely to be born in china or india, but your more likely to be born outside india och china then inside
chinaindia>any other country
chinaindia<all other countries
>>25790080
>Be human
>End up in Poo Poo Pee Pee the country instead of china
what suffering
>>25790164
lmfao
YOU'RE A FUCKING LITTLE BICYCLE
had me rolling mate
''HAVE YOU GOT INSURANCE ON YOUR BICYCLE?''
>>25790228
>useless platitudes
Sure is /weekend/ in here
>>25790227
Wrong, you are most likely to be Chinese or Indian than any other nationality, again, you cannot be "other".
You are not more likely to be French or German are you?
>>25790248
China is worse tbf
>>25790228
>You can get a gf in less than a week from right now if you have neurotypical social functioning
yes, well, obviously.
