Chadfishing
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You know the worst part about chadfishing? You know the worst fucking part? The worst part is seeing somebody who rejected you after months of leading you on swipe right to a two-day-old account with obviously fake pictures and then message first shit like "finally a good man"
Fucking Christ. Men are horny animals too, I get it, I am one. But if I saw a big titted girl on tinder with pictures from Instagram but no Instagram account attached to her tinder account, I could tell she was a fish
Anyway, I got a few girls I legitimately know in real life this time, so it should be interesting. Dubs decides what I say
>>25672514
Hi do u wan sum fuk babby
Damn, I'd love to get you pregnant :)
Say 'I am a worthless piece of human waste. Nothing that I think or say I stand behind. I am here to fill the void left by decades of being ignored. If you had any common sense you'd leave me alone. I do fuck like an animal, though. Your call.'
This one is an ex of mine so I'm saying what j want
>>25672592
Impressive. If I get dubs OP has to say this
I have autism and I dropped out of high school, but you're very pretty.
>>25672592
I liked this one too much
>>25672623
you weren't supposed to say "say" dipshit
>>25672623
>say
For fucks sake you autist
>>25672623
Kkkekkkkk
Keep us posted
Can I get you pregnant? I want to fill your vagina with my semen, until it overflows.
Hey, are you into pegging? It's my main turn-on.
>>25672623
>>Say
Jesus kek
>>25672640
works both ways, but I doubt she want to have the associated with her real name and so she'll not do it. Besides, that would be lots of type-work.
IM SORRY
The sun was in my eyes
Oh my gosh!!!!!!! You matched me!!!!!!!!! *deep breath* Um... *clears throat* It's nice to meet you gorgeous :) *twirls hair*
No response?
after she says yes ask if its ok that you have a 4 inch penis and where should we meet
>>25672711
Good enough anon
> I got a few girls I legitimately know in real life this time
this is the worst part about Chadfishing because you can both tell how much of a whore your little girl friends are and you cna realize how little they think of you.
My penis is 4 inches erect, is that a dealbreaker or...?
>>25672745
Yeah, I made a chad account last year and matched like 4 girls I was intrested in. Got them to meet to fuck, not date, FUCK. Obviously I sent them to a bunk address, but its insane.
The same girls who seem so innocent
Well, end of the road I guess
I underestimated women, I never thought they could figure it out
>>25672785
> I made a chad account last year
How? I've been wanting to get into this whole chadfishing stuff but Tinder's being so god damn strict about shit like a real facebook account, a real phone number, etc etc
>>25672813
Fake e-mail account with the photos you want to use
Fake phone number, easily obtained online or from app store
>>25672813
>make quick fb account
>make it the age you want
>make it the age you want
>upload four pictures of a chad
>DONT MAKE ONE THE PROFILE PIC BECAUSE THEN IT WILL BE EASIER FOR THEM TO FIND YOU
>set up tinder account
>use four photos you uploaded
>if you've already used your real phone number, download an all like text+ or textmenow
>like everybody
>get nudes
>>25672790
>spewing copy pasta.
Well you weren't really smart about it like CHad Thundercock who used to post here.
>>25672867
I tried all of that but it's the phone number part that screws me over. Every fucking fakebox phone number out there is already registered with Tinder and won't work.
I checked my actual tinder for the first time in months and I have quite a bit of matches
I guess something good came out of this in the end
>>25672906
Yeah, that guy was good. What happened to him?
>>25672936
asshole you made me reinstall this piece of shit and of course I have zero matches
I have no idea what I was expecting.
>>25672958
Nobody sane will stay in any board for a prolonged period of time. Big names come and go.
>>25673002
Here have this (You), I hope it makes you feel better for now. You'll make it. We'll all make it
Guys what do I do
A girl seems interested in me even though I haven't messaged her since we matched like a year ago
>>25673042
> retard chaser
red flag, abort
>>25672785
>The same girls who seem so innocent
No girl is innocent. They are all the same. All.
>>25672958
>8 inches long 6 inches girth
>not too shabby
jesus christ women don't know how to measure
>>25672912
>Oshawa, Ontario
I've always wanted to try giving a real Chad friend my photos and having him create a Tinder profile with my image and see if he can reel in chicks with his alpha personality alone.
How about to another robot? Wanna trade looks, anyone?
>>25673123
>It's much more likely that 3.5 billion women don't know how to measure than it is for them to just like bigger penises
>>25673123
That'd be roughly the size of a monster can right?
>>25673189
You're painfully fucking stupid.
Woman, faggot or retard detected.
I'm managing to hold conversation with this girl does this mean I'm a normie
>>25673123
>>25673191
>>25673189
Sorry dudes, 8x6 is only a B rank.
>>25673042
Damn nigga being honest doesn't work. If you date her, she will dangle the "you had no self confidence when we met." And you won't be able to flip it back on her because "it's different, i'm a girl."
>>25673214
Y-yeah, I mean, I had sex once and she said my 4 incher gave her an orgasm.
>>25673277
She looks like one of those "muh equality" types. Using that would be EXTREMELY hypocritical.
>>25673238
Don't build a relationship with your thumbs, anon. If you really are going to date her, build that shit in person or via phone/skype if you must.
>>25672790
>look how easy it is its all about looks
>literally no replies
Youre an enormous faggot. Lmao failure
We will make it
We will all make it
I'll make it
You'll make it
Everybody will make it
I'm gonna keep talking to her and see if she wants to see me for coffee sometimes. Goodbye /r9k/ros
>>25673320
Nigga. have you ever dated a woman? "muh feelings," trumps over everything. It doesn't matter what she believes in, if she's mad at you, she will fling everything she has at you. ALL women do this, some are more subtle than others but they all do it. It's up to you to deflect that horseshit.
>>25673460
>no replies
I called this girl a fat cunt and then used this line and she sent nudes
>>25673464
>>25673238
>>25673042
Brooke seems like a nice person.
>>25673464
>implying she's not going to go #wastehistime2016 on your ass
>>25673466
I know man. I just fruitlessly hope they'll start using logic some day.
>>25673486
>I Suppose the deep sea comment does apply relatively well!
>I may enjoy clarifying that regularly..
she seems genuinely autistic
>>25673580
Got big titty tho
>>25673486
Shes ugly as sin.
>>25673464
You set yourself up as a beta provider she literally does not see you as a an neither does anyone, stop the pity party you fucking loser
>>25673616
>those stretch marks
rofl
>OP clearly tells everyone he's catfishing
>does over-the-top shit to rustle jimmies and expose women
>a few retards come and start giving him advice thinking he's actually a chad trying to get pussy
Happens every single time one of these threads is made. Fucking hell.
>>25673656
My favorites when they talk shit and criticize you like you're serious and try to be wannabe alpha males.
>>25673616
>a literal cow
>>25673464
She will want to be just friends with you now.
>>25673537
They're capable of logic, but when the feelz attack, logic goes out the window. Here's some advice I learned the hard way:
1.Always better yourself. Not for any female, but or you. This means physically, mentally and financially. Never fucking stop even after you get into a relationship.
2. Learn how to attract women. Don't be a beta faggot that just wants that one girl. Guys like that almost always get cheated on. You don't have to be a Chad, but you have to make it known that you can get pussy if you want to. And like >>25673625 said, don't set yourself up as a beta provider like you're doing now.
3.. The strongest weapon a man has is the ability to walk away. If you can drop her at any moment and she knows that you mean it, you will be successful with your future wife/gf.
Good luck anon, I'm going to bed.
Obviously OP you need to tell them gals all about all the cards you got on Spellstone. Show them your Toad Metalwarrior.
When I kill myself it will be on tinychat and everybody is invited
>>25673708
K-Kai?!
> blindly swipe right on literally everyone even if they're disgusting hambeasts or obvious SJWs every single fucking day
> 3 matches since August last year
> 1 bot and 2 prostitutes
>>25673899
>Only right swipe girls I find attractive cause hey if my matches will be rare as shit, I may as well get ones I actually like
>Only ever match with asian girls
>They never respond
>>25672958
>8 inches
>"Not too shabby"
>>25672674
Reerollz
Roborotu bolocktu
>>25672958
oh boy, Why did I miss this!
>my sidea tbqhfamilus
>>25673257
It's pics like these that just make me say fuck it and give up on ever pursuing women.
>want to get tinder
>all my facebook pictures are shit
>don't want to upload a selfie onto facebook
I wan sum fukk bb
Ey b0ss can I habe any pusi pls!?
Ey b0ss I habe de cancur.
I felt that no girl would ever want to have sex with me. And I developed extreme feelings of envy, hatred, and anger towards anyone who has a sex life. I saw them as the enemy
>>25675506
Because you are believing in an edit of the original.
The graph is shifted at least 1.5inches.
>>25675506
Rejoice, for this means that most Chads you see probably aren't big enough either.
>>25675524
You can make a private album on Facebook and take the pictures from that. No one else can see the private album
>>25675524
you can post pictures on facebook and set the visibility to "Only Me"
>>25673464
Jesus christ.
Don't do this. You're a man, you're supposed to be strong or at least act strong until you become strong. "Fake it 'til you make it" isn't some chad bullshit. It's ancient wisdom that goes back to Aristotle.
>But the virtues we get by first exercising them, as also happens in the case of the arts as well. For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them, e.g., men become builders by building and lyreplayers by playing the lyre; so too we become just by doing just acts, temperate by doing temperate acts, brave by doing brave acts.
t. Aristotle
>There were all kinds of things I was afraid of at first, ranging from grizzly bears to "mean" horses and gun-fighters; but by acting as if I was not afraid I gradually ceased to be afraid.
t. Theodore Roosevelt
>>25673257
this chart is total fucking bullshit.
>>25675524
>>25676403
This. That's what I do.
>>25676781
Yep, anytime I see that, I know someone uses tinder
>>25676936
what do you mean "see that"? how do you see it? like when someone opens their facebook account with you next to them?
>>25676421
This nigga gets it. Watch no one reply cause they can't face the hard truth. Take what you want by your own hands or die bitter.
>>25677228
>Guy says the same variation of "Jesus fuck don't tell her your problems" like most else ITT
>Why are you ignoring this???
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature
Imagine you are in your old school, imagine the trench coat covers all your tools for justice,
and then you throw the first Molotov cocktail, the first bomb
Do you guys think I have a chance?
I'd literally fuck anything, even a whale at this point.
I'm an average looking white guy and a bit overweight at 6'3"
>>25673158
BAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck
I'm so glad I left Durham region
That place is some other levels of fucked up
Someone ask one of these tinder whores if they'll let a black guy fuck them while they watch.
I'm genuinely interested to see if this racemixing propaganda will work on white women, or if it's just a meme.
>>25673708
Gonna need some sauce on that qt
My donger awaits
>>25673191
Monster cans are like 6.2 inches long. I know because I use them to measure my dick whenever I have an empty one lying around. My dick is actually a few centimetres longer. If they are 8 inches, I'd be fucking ecstatic.
>want to try chadfishing
>barely know how to use my phone
>worried ill fuck something up and expose my secrets and be murdered irl by chad's
>>25676421
This is the hard, bitter truth. You won't become a winner by making a twelve-step plan, being an "idea guy", or putting in half-assed attempts. You need to have a driving force, something that lights a fire under your ass every day. Most people don't have and never will have that level of determination.
If it was easy, everyone would do it. And if everyone can do it, it's not worth a damn thing.
>>25678069
Do it
It's the ultimate test
>>25672598
damn your ex is pretty sexy. i wish i could go back in time so i could cuck you
Guys guys guys, don't you know that women don't care about looks and only care about personality. That's what all women say so clearly it's got to be true
>>25673742
> The strongest weapon a man has is the ability to walk away
the ONLY weapon. this applies to more than women too
>>25673899
i look decent so i get matches. then they quickly realize im a robot when we text and stop replying.
> i dont know which is worse
>tried tinder
>swiping right everything
>only ever got one match, from a qt
>start to talk to her
>think its going well
>she suddenly unmatches me in the middle of a conversation we were having
>literally 2 seconds after saying something like "haha, me too! :P"
this was before I knew you had to be a pervert to get them to respond. it hurt a lot tbqh. I was being a bit boring maybe in hindsight but I wasnt even being a cringey autist.
Been chadfishing with Maxim from /soc/ since Christmas. Feels good man, sexting everyday, but hating women more and more. Hmm
