How do I get a female beta orbiter. She will buy me things and be my slave. Why can't I have a girl worship me like they have us them?
This anime girl would be the perfect beta orbiter. Any females want to by me shit?
>female
>beta orbiter
does not compute
>>25652133
You don't. Males don't get that privilege, unfortunately.
Is this the next gay cebruz thread?
Also where is noun
>>25652196
I had one about 3 or so weeks ago, felt good
>>25652133
I'm a female beta orbiter, but also a poorfag.
>>25652133
Silly OP if you had the qualifications for a female orbiter you wouldn't be posting on this board
>>25652233
>girl on chan
let me guess you are a boy who just wants to erp
>>25652219
It was a boy, this makes this thread to a gay thread!
>>25652233
what do you do to "orbit" people
>>25652268
It is a boy who wants to trick people into gay shit
>>25652233
What kind of guys do you orbit?
>>25652305
see>>25652285
Why is everyone on this board such a newfag in this kind of stuff?
>>25652317
Because we're horny virgins with ash dick and autism.
>>25652305
Always assume people are lying unless they prove otherwise.
>>25652317
i go out of my way to avoid seeing your faggot rp posts, but one way or another i'm tricked into reading a thread and finding out about you
i wish you were dead 2bh
>>25652368
Just get a qt autistic girl, anon. That's what I did.
>>25652368
Then fucking lurk more ledditor
>>25652376
Newfag
>>25652383
>he felt for cebruz
rofl
>>25652305
Currently orbiting my oneitis, his name is Randy, black shoulder length hair, and to normies he probably isn't the best looking, but I find him very cute.I know you lurk /b/ randy pls no bully if you see this
>>25652432
EVeryone knows already you are a boy
Noun bis dus junge?
>>25652561
>being a normie
get out ledditor and kill yourself
>>25652396
Ahh I'm not really autistic, my mental illness just acts as a social barrier. No woman wants to put effort in a relationship with a paranoid schizo. My meds kill my sex drive. Anyway good for you! I'm happy you have succesfully found love.
I'm sick and tired of seeing Watamote on r9k. Keep that shit on a.
Is there a way to filter this faggot?
>>25652396
>normie
kill yourself and get out
>>25652588
>wanting a normie to have luck
>>25652595
It is called Cebruzposting
Also some people found out how to filter me out but only like 2- 5 guys via image-script-filter
:^)
>>25652602
same
>>25652806
>posting a 15y old girl
Kill yourself degenerate
>>25652838
isnt tomoko 14 or 15??
>>25652877
This is about disgusting 3d you pathetic shit
>>25652917
you got the ugliest tomokos I have ever seen man!
Nope, you are just a newfag ledditor who doesnt know real quality
>>25652806
here I give you one of my rarest tomoko but keep posting more 3d tomoko
>>25653019
what was the post? why was it removed?
>>25653226
It was someone posting half-cp and being proud about it
>>25652133
>How do I get a female beta orbiter. She will buy me things and be my slave. Why can't I have a girl worship me like they have us them?
I'll do it if you're attractive.
>>25653772
We all know you are just a boy trying to trick people into gay shit though
>>25653811
Do I look hairy enough to be a boy to you?
>>25653973
I know other buys with a more girl-like arm than yours
>>25654107
>I know other buys with a more girl-like arm than yours
That's nice.
>>25654186
I can't just take your word for it.
>>25652133
Only chad/tyrone gets beta orbiters, they're called side bitches.
>>25654249
You want someone to be your walking ATM, no? Why does it matter what they look like?
>>25652432
>/b/
>on r9k
get out
>>25654313
>won't post own face
>projecting
Ugly fuck confirmed. wouldnotorbit/10lmao did someone just get b&
>>25652133
become attractive
>tfw orbited a qt asian introvert in high school
>both had very few friends
>he never noticed me
I did a lot of things for him. He was pretty kind and reciprocated by doing things for me too.
>he forgot his bus pass one day
>the closest place to buy a bus ticket was a 30 minute walk
>he had no money on him, I had my credit card
>walked with him 30 minutes to the store
>bought him the ticket and both of us ice cream for the way back
>walked 10 minutes to the nearest bus stop, we hugged (hnngg) and he left
>I walked 1 hour and 30 minutes home
ended up a little over 2 hours in total and had to pull an all nighter to finish my essay but it was completely worth it for that hug.
My favourite memory was a mutual friend saying that she could pick me up. She lifted me bridal style and then qt asian boy said if he could he try. He carried me all the way to Wendy's, was extremely happy all day.
I did lots of things for him so that he would acknowledge me, but we were both pretty meek. Didn't amount to anything ;_;
>>25652133
become chad and manipulate fat/ugly girls to be your sugar mama. they will even ask you out and they are basically giving you all the power to do what you want to them. extract as much resources as you want. women are doing the same with sugar daddies so I see no problem doing the same thing.
>>25654883
>become Chad
>BECOME CHAD
H O W ?
O
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>>25654496
>taking the b8
newfag. of course I didn't get banned.
>>25654928
Pic related is you, right now.
>>25654996
umad newfag?
>>25652651
If your girlfriend is autistic, does it really count?
>>25654922
get your fat ass of your chair and do some exercise. also eat healthy and know how to dress in fitting clothes. also you can become charismatic by copying the personality of an extroverted chad . then boom you will be swimming in pussy. then go dates and never offer to pay. ugly/fat women will probably pedestalize you and will not mind paying for gifts/food etc.
FUCK YOU CCERESCBBS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PEOPLE CANT POST MY WAIFU WITHOUT YOU SHITTING UP THE THREAD FUCK OFF ATTENTION WHORE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25655306
but I'm ugly, have a weak jaw line and no personality. I've tried to copy personalities but I just don't understand the concept.
no way that can work in my situation
>>25655388
Then get plastic surgery. That's your only option.
>>25655433
im too poor to afford plastic surgery.. I can only put aside $50 a month for a plastic surgery fund at most.
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>>25655464
Here your (You), fucking nerd
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