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Testing out new OP image edition
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>>25591568
/brit/ stream going on

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
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>>25591568
Looks good but still can't decide whether or not the detail is too small due to how stretched it is.
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>Go to archived poleaboo thread to collect images from when he spammed pics of his ex-roommate
>They're all deleted but the reaction pics are still there
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084

Detective is real
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>>25591568
Needs some Abu Rumaysah
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>>25591568
oh okay.... I just did a nightfeel cos nobody did but whatever,.
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>>25591486

All that shit was counter cultural 10 years ago. Now fuck all is because everything's been taken and shat through a bin bag by marketing bastards.

Even that daft reaction image you posted is triggering because of the way dissent about the soon-to-be highest grossing film in history has been treated. Anything that differs from the mass is either consumed or destroyed. It's like a blob of cultural nanites was released and there's fuck all to be done about it.

/rantynonsense
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PAKIS OUT EDITION
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>>25591597
Same shit here with the other girl

https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990

Literally had their pics scrubbed from the internet
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>>25591568
>dicklicker in top window

REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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op looks good, needs more filth around the paki shop (binbags, dead animals etc)
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>>25591674
don't worry, it was just for illustration purposes.
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>>25591597
I remember when some Aus guy hacked into 4chan to dox some french tripfag and started shitposting as moot. Literally every thread on it was removed.
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>>25591568
Should decide on one shop in the middle, just looks messy now and you can't fit anything funny in them.
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>>25591689
That's not realistic, ruins the fun of it
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>>25591660

It is a shame that nobody has them any more, I would have liked to have seen them.
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>>25591713
Yea OP image guy said in last thread he is still debating what shop to put in the middle, if there will be one at all. This is just a tester.
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>job interview next week
>shitting myself
>can't relax
>can't think about anything else

Help.
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>>25591713
it was just to fill a gap, its not the actual final image, it was just a mock up to see if 3 shops would work.

im going for a nap.
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>>25591568
Looks good. "Store" is too American though.

What are you thinking for the background (to the right), or are you going to fill that in?
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>>25591583
Reporting in.

I fucking hate it here.
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>>25591713
I think we should get rid of the poundland/costcutter

2 shops are fine, the paki shops can varied plenty with news articles and people can be slotted into the kebab shop
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OP you should put a TV License scare billboard or poster on it.
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>>25591568
This is gonna be my second request for a big issue guy, if noone responds to this i shall fall silent
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>>25591725
Yikes, fuck no, she is like an ugly Sarah Jessica Parker.
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What do you think of my bird?
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>>25591742
ill try remember that, erh, ill probably crop it to the edge of the shop so there is no BG.

>>25591771
I listen to everything, its just if it can be made to work etc.

off for a nap, back in a bit.
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>>25591734
What job is it for mate? I'll give you some hints, tips and cheats.
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>>25591750
yeah it's pretty bad desu

only here for uni, back a few days before everyone else and it's dead. At least the weed's good and there's lots of justeat options
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>>25591797
ok, may work better if there's a speech bubble with "Big Issue Please.."
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>>25591804
not a nonce but i love you for that reference lad
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Lads I had to surrender my licence for a year for medical reasons as advised by my Dr.

Now I have it back, when I put "when I have had my licence since" do I have to put the day I got it back or when I passed my test? I know people who were banned have to put from when they got it back but I was never banned as I surrendered it.

Anyone have any experience?
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>>25591791
I hope it shits on you.
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>>25591905
Why did you have to surrender your licence, lad?
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>>25591905
Proceed as if medical interlude never happened.
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>>25591905
Put it from the day you passed your test
They usually ask you about medical shit anyway
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>>25591816
I'll buy you a justeat if you help me crusade Highfields before you finish uni.
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>>25591924

Had an epileptic fit.
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>>25591905
when you passed your test anon
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>>25591918
Why do you say these things?
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Just cooked up and ate some Turkish food, and it was delicious.

Am I still allowed on /britfeel/?
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Poleaboo is banned on /co/ now too
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>>25591981
All we do is eat takeaways
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>>25591983
How the fuck do we get him banned from here?
Those two weeks went too quickly.
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>>25591959
JonTron/10
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>>25591981
No

original comment this time desu senpai
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>>25591938
>>25591942
>>25591957

Thanks lads appreciate it.
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>>25591981

There's nothing wrong with tasty food. It's not the cuisine's fault the country's gone to shit.

Unless you've started getting urges since eating dinner?
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>>25592057

*dictatorial urges

Oops.
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>>25591791
i think you have fat arms fatty, lay of the kebab
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>>25592001
Cooking is cheaper, often nicer, and is therapeutic.

>>25592057
>Unless you've started getting urges since eating dinner?
Only the usual ones, nothing out the ordinary.
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>>25592088
>lay of
O
F
F

You doublecuck.
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>>25591983
>not having a dynamic IP

Are you retarded? You being a paki, I should have known.
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>>25592095
>Cooking is cheaper, often nicer, and is therapeutic.
I don't enjoy food as much when I have to stand around cooking it and getting sweaty.
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>>25592114
that your comeback fatty? put that much effort into running one day as you do into correcting grammar.
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>>25592123
>getting sweaty.
Sounds like you need to eat less fatty.
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>>25591946
highfields is pretty far but we need some crusading up in here desu

any fun activities around you can suggest? going oot me nut here
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>>25592120
daddy is with Virgin

great speeds tbf
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>tfw you do something degenerate and detestable

I can only hope she doesn't smell my cock on her jumper.
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>>25592123
What do you cook that makes you get sweaty?

If you're breaking a sweat chopping onions then you've got even bigger issues than your shit opinions on cooking.
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Damn man, high density feels.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450432639251.webm
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>>25592151
>>25592173
>Getting sweaty working in a hot room makes you fat
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>OP image isn't the jobcentre

This isn't britfeel anymore
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>>25592208
It's a new year, time to adapt it.

I know change is scary for autistics like yourself, but it's necessary
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>>25592208
Sourpuddi
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>>25592219
why is it necessary?

change attracts normies
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>>25592243
>her lightsaber will be double ended
>she'll end up being possessed by Exar Kun

I'm already ejaculating
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>>25592219

>It's 2016
>The CURRENT YEAR
>I MEAN, COME ON!

Haha John Oliver get the fuck out of britfeel. The CURRENT YEAR isn't adequate justification for anything more than changing your calendar.

>>25592249

He IS a normie.
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>>25591959
Cute birb, what's his name?

I'd love to own a birb but I don't want something that will live longer than me.
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>>25592219
>I know change is scary for autistics like yourself, but it's necessary
Speaking of which

>Just placed my chinese order
>The girl who answered the phone was new
>She didn't recognise me by my order
>I'm going to have to meet her in less than half an hour

Change is bad indeed
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>>25592291
>get to meet a qt chinese girl who doesn't know how often you order takeaways yet

That sounds like an opportunity m8
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>>25592253
I'm unironically going to line disney's pockets and see all the films solely to see Daisy on the big screen
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Why not put the jobcentre in the middle and have the new shops on either side.

Everyone's happy and we get more image potential.
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>>25592143
That wasn't me. I go to the gym 4 times a week.

Always wondered how fucked your life has got to be and how much of a self-loather you have to be to try and put people down on the internet to make yourself feel better.

Nice try though!
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>>25592259
>The CURRENT YEAR isn't adequate justification for anything more than changing your calendar.
That's what it is though (there's even literally a calendar on it). The last years ones were nearly all referencing current events so it would be weird to re-use them, and seeing as there seems to only be one guy with the photoshop skills and patience to make them, you can deal with it.
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>>25592174
Bet those Germans are wishing they had Hitler now as their women are raped in countless numbers on the streets
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>>25592345
>That bitten thumbnail
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>>25592311
I've never seen someone swing so drastically between uggo and perfecto between her different shots, I mean I was waifuing the fuck out over her at the cinema but practically every promo shot/red carpet pic has made her look fucking awful
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>>25592345
>Those wrist rolls

need to get some nip and tuck going on there fatty
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>>25592266
Kiwi.

his type live 8-12 years but can live upto 20.

>>25592365
I don't bite my nails, only the skin around them when I'm bored.
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>>25592307
She sounded British and I don't know how to interact with women, it's going to be awkward at best
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>>25592307
>>25592291
was thinking the same thing-then again that's easy for someone else to say.
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>>25592380
>6ft
>170lb
>body of a Greek god

Stay jealous, degenerate.
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>>25592326
But the man has just left the Job Center and now he is walking home past the kebaby and paki shop

It's a progressing story. Next year the OP image will be him reaching his home. The following year him entering his bedroom and so on.
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>>25592362

>you can deal with it.

Or NO. I won't.

Not going to deal with anything. Compromise or return to jobcentre. Or I'll make a new thread using the jobcentre whnever I can.
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>>25592410
>planning your shitposts 3 years in advance
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>>25592367
Daisy > Carrie > Natalie

Prove me wrong.
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>>25592401
>weighs self in lb
get out you septic fuck
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The dominos lived up to the hype
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How can I get a girl I met on r9k whom I've known for 8 months to be my gf
Please lads
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>>25592437
Keira > Daisy > Natalie > Carrie > R2D2
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>>25592437
Man she is ugly. Her face reminds me of when you finish your Rice Crispies but there is still a dozen or so floating about in the milk before you drink it.
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>>25592437
When she's not teeth smiling I fully agree
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>>25592458
You can find a genie and wish that the person whose been fooling you for 8 months was actually

>1) really a girl
>2) not ugly
>3) wants to be your girlfriend

But personally, I'd wish for a device that creates whatever I think about when I use it, a mind control device and a magic belt that stops people noticing me owning or using either of the first two items.
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>>25592480
>Her face reminds me of when you finish your Rice Crispies but there is still a dozen or so floating about in the milk before you drink it.

That is funny, I might have to steal it.
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>>25592541
but she's a qt and we skype call.. I don't know!! If I ask something romantic it might risk it all!!!! MURDER ME
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>>25592345
>>25592401

Nigga your arms are fat as fuck, no definition

Probably a manlet too
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>>25592364
Yeah, and the emasculated German white men will do Fuck all about it.

Decades of being told they're evil white Nazis has stripped them of any pride.

Europe is doomed, the Islamifacation is upon us, in full momentum.
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>>25592621
8 months, you've been friendzoned 100% by now.
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>>25592728
Thanks for your insight, /pol/
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>>25592437

I never trust someone with a nose like that, it reeks of fetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>25592621
>we skype call
TinCam, Yawcam, My Webcam Broadcaster
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>>25592326
I like this idea desu
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>>25592748
what


hjfndg
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>>25592725
Like I said, I'm 6ft. I've no need to lie to a bunch of losers. And if you think my arms are fat you need an eye test, buddy.
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>>25592458
do you live near each other?
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>>25592744
>blindly running towards your own doom

I love lefties. They are my favourite.
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Fucking hell lads.. Not drank since Boxing day and after my first week back at work I'm finding it hard not to drink now it's weekend.. what do i fill the time with?
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>>25592811
>>25592345
>fat arms
>literally skin on writsts folding over due to fat
>no veins in arms or muscle definition

You're fat mate
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>>25592840
Play an addictive video game such as Football Manager or World of Warcraft
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Was gonna do Dry January but my dad kindly got me 8 cans from the shop. Already feeling a bit wrecked off 4 cans while I play Baldur's Gate with Brooklyn Nine Nine on in the background

What's everyone else doing?
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Poleaboo is watching the FA Cup

Liking the camera work and grotty pitch, makes it seem more real
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>>25592875
>Football Manager
>World of Warcraft

fucking hell lad
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>>25592840
Waste your time reading my shitposts of course
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>>25592892
It is real mate...
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>"instant" noodles that require you to boil them in a pot

For what purpose? What, did Pot Noodle trademark putting hot water in a cup?

Fuck sake.
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>>25592980
Poleaboo lived off of Pot Noodle and Shin Cups back during his second year of uni

Can't stand them now, not that he liked them much back then, they were just cheap
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>>25591568
remove the frogs already
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>>25592980
The instant pot noodles from the foreign foods section in Sainsburys is tickety-boo, comes with its own plastic fork too so no washing up.
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>>25592857
Like I said, I've nothing to prove to losers like you.
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>>25591568
Loving the picture mate.
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>>25593071
They were funny outside the job centre

Joke doesn't really work here, it's just not that funny in general desu
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>>25593104
>nothing to prove
>posts pic

k
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>>25592970
Shhhh, he's a paki.
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>>25593017
poleaboo should just pour the boiling water directly onto his fucking face because he's a shit meme and it fucking infuriates me how forced it is
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>>25593104
And yet here you are, trying to prove something to us.
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>>25593146
>fucking infuriates me how forced it is
That's kinda the joke at this point
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>>25591568
/brit/ stream reminder

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2

https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
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>>25592970
I meant it feels like you're really there because it feels quite intense
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>>25593128
>>25593161
>you arms are so fat
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>>25593177
I'm pretty sure the real poleaboo is long gone. The whole 'Poleaboo is' thing seems to be a running joke. Even I've done it a few times.
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I want to go to McDonald's again after my success yesterday but I also kind of want a dominos tonight since people are talking about it, McDonald's would be the braver choice though.
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>>25593227
He wouldn't have killed himself.
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>thread up for nearly 90 minutes
>no waifus posted

Remedy this
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>>25591613
A+. Feels like home.
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Should I do a year working holiday in Australia, Taiwan or Canada lads, Australia and Canada would be easiest since they speak English and that but Taiwan would be cool
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>>25593309
FUCKING WHY FOO
>TFW YOUR WAIFU WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYONES FRIEND
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Imagine life without sex and genders

Where humans simply reproduced asexually


love is such an alien concept to me
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>tfw vaping your own semen
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>>25593404
They probably speak English in Taiwan as well mate. Literally everyone speaks English.

Where would it be in Oz?
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>>25593466
>if John Lennon were an incel
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>>25593406
>>TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYONES FRIEND
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>order pizza from local takeaway 5 minute walk away
>half an hour ago

Could have literally walked there, ordered it and carried it home by now.
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>>25593309
Was in bed and couldn't post waifu.
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>>25593525
Oh shit. That rhymed
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>>25593309
posting my-fu
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>>25593406
>>25593526
I'll be your friend guys.
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>Recieve email back from job i applied for 4 months ago.
>Dubious as i just learned the owner is an Israeli (Jew)
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>>25593504
Itd be hard finding work in Taiwan I imagine though, unless I learn the language. And I'd stay in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane, if I decide to do 3 months farm work then I'll do that in Queensland and visit Perth sometime
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>>25593499

I almost bought Call of Duty 4 during the Steam sale, but chickened out because I've got a bit of a shit internet connection and didn't want to spend a tenner to be disappointed.

Great game though.
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>playing vidya
>in ranked
>people I'm playing with are literally on par with chimps
>no common sense
>no mic
>no communication
>just fucking stupid all round
>tell them what we need to do to win
>don't listen at all
>mfw

WE HAVE A FUCKING CASUAL MODE. GO PLAY THAT INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RANKED GAMES YOU STUPID CUNTS.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That feels better.
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>>25593588
what game famadam?
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>>25593610
Rainbow six siege.

I wouldn't mind if it was just some fuck around game like TF2 or cowadoody but this is a more serious game that requires skill and taking your time and these retards run around like their ass is on fire.
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>>25593573

Thanks anon, that means a lot.
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>>25593582
I lack such restraint.

I have over 220 games...
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>>25593646
>but this is a more serious game

It's a casualised, consolised bastardisation of the old R6 games lol, you really have no room to complain about such things in the game.
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>>25593670
It's a lot more serious and complex than most FPS games out right now. I can complain all I want. Fuck off.
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>>25593581
If you visit Perth make sure you go to Rottnest Island for a few days to see the Quokkas.

How are you getting this work? I'd like to leave this miserable island for a bit.
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>>25593588
I know that feel bro. They're wankers. There's nothing wrong with being shit at a game but if you aren't going to put the effort in why play competitive and ruin everyone else's fun? It's just selfish.
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>>25593659

I've got 111, bought over 6 and half years though, and not many of any great cost.

If you ever feel like blowing 20 pounds for no reason then just hit me up and I'll gladly take a gifted COD4.

Do you actually play a lot of them?
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>chavs going mental outside
>need to open the door to receive my pizza soon

scared senpai
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>>25593744
That's what I say. If you're bad, you're bad. But if you're bad why the fuck are you in ranked?!

Dunno if you've played the game I'm talking about but you need to be lvl 20 to play ranked unless you're in a party with someon. What pisses me off more than anything is when some shitter invites his lvl 5 friend and is like ''HEY GUYS IM BOOSTING MAH FREND'' and they're both pure shite.
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Anyone else 420 BLAZING it tonight or just me?
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>>25593833
I wish I had the mental capacity to get weed online, or have contacts in real life to buy from.
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>>25593833
I've never smoked weed because I've been competing since I was 11 and a failed drug test is a death sentence.

What's it like?
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>>25593833
wish i could but dont have any
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>>25593833
reminder that you're not a robot if you're DUDE WEED LMAO.
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>>25593865
imagine just stabbing yourself in the temple over and over, it's pretty much that, the only reason people keep doing it is after the first time there is a good chance you'll get addicted
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>>25593717
>How are you getting this work?
I haven't, I'm just going there a working holiday visa, anyone can do it really, you find work when over there doing menial jobs like till monkey and that
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>>25593833

Nah, I'm drinking like a man.
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>>25593865
I really enjoy it. Much better than alcohol imo.

It just makes you really relaxed and happy. Gives you energy and makes thing more enjoyable. Music will sound better and movies will be better to watch. Everything is just more enjoyable.

Best thing is, you can get wasted, wake up the next morning and have no hangover. It's great.
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>>25593939
>It just makes you really relaxed
>Gives you energy

Mutually exclusive surely?
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Anyone watching the FA Cup on the Beeb lads?

>liverpleb
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>>25591568
looks good, you've taken on a lot but all good meme's are made from work aren't they
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>>25592826
>I love lefties. They are my favourite.
Favourite what? Morons?

In real life, lefties use "that's racist" to try and shutdown anyone with some common sense, who can see what is happening in Europe.

On here, they use "/pol/"
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Poleaboo is considering making a new femdom cult account and downloading some videos
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>>25593939
a shame you waste what little money you have, become insufferable and stink out your mum's house.
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>>25593967
It has both effects. Although it depends on the strain too. Some might make it so you melt into your couch and some might make you wanna run a marathon.
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>>25593984
Poleaboo meme, getting real boring
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>>25593967
A good sativa will make you feel loose and relaxed in the muscles, but you'll feel like you have a bundle of energy.
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>>25593969
reckon i'm a better keeper than bogdan desu
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>>25593833
Drinking White Wine like a faggot.
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Would you try this with a British dom guys? Legit question
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>>25594013
>I have a full time job and earn 30k a year
>barely at work
>have my own place

BTFO
T
F
O

LIVING THE DREAAAAAAM

Why is there ALWAYS that one negative faggot trying to put people down.
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>>25593893
>only reason people keep doing it is after the first time there is a good chance you'll get addicted

This is true my brother died from a weed overdose because he was addict when they found him he had 2 weed needles in his leg
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>>25593939
>It just makes you really relaxed and happy.

I wish it worked like that for me.
Turns me into a shaking, trembling paranoid wreck. Seriously, weed fucks me up so bad.
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>>25594035
No doubt m8

Gingers should not play football. Exeter's keeper looks like a proper psycho, like a keeper should.
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>>25594063
>posts on r9k

wew lad
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>>25594063
>Why is there ALWAYS that one negative faggot trying to put people down.

Because he's Angryanon. It's literally his gimmick.
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>>25594018
>complaining about the poleaboo meme

Equally as boring
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>>25593893
>addicted to weed

lmao my friend, lmao
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>>25594056
I visited a dominatrix in London once m8. Best life choice ever. She didn't make me suck a dick though. Maybe next time.
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>>25591613
>even the pigeon is smoking
yep, reminds me of home alright
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>>25594072
True enough. I have a similar story with my own brother.
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>>25591791
nice bird, how old? Looks clued up, I had a single love bird called Annie a few years ago it was so relaxing having a bird bro
>tfw have no reason to whistle and no1 to whistle back back
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>>25594103
Yeah but just because most people here are self-loathing NEETS, they can still be cool and have a decent conversation without having to resort to trying to make people feel bad.

But there is ALWAYS that one guy. Doesn't matter the subject.
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>>25594084
After my trip to America I've just realised having it illegal over here is just stupid, in the shops I visited in the US I was able to describe to them how I felt when I smoked it here and they recommend me strains which would just make me feel good without that kind of stuff, probably one of the best feelings of my life getting high after that.
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>>25594084
>Turns me into a shaking, trembling paranoid wreck. Seriously, weed fucks me up so bad.

Same here bud. I've had some really really good times smoking weed where I have just felt really good and laughed like I've never laughed before, but the majority of the time I would turn white as a sheet, clam up and sit in the corner shaking thinking someone was going to kill me or something terrible was about to happen. That's mainly why I stopped smoking. I would like to start smoking again some day if I ever were to have less anxiety in my life but that isn't going to happen any time soon.
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>>25594118
>not addicted to weed
>smokes it on a regular basis

lmao
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>>25594114
Piss off, Paki.
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>>25594138
About a year and a half. They're awesome pets if you actually want a pet that you interact with.

Big personalities and really smart.
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just watched the film 'the town' very good film lads, i highly recommend it. now i'm gonna get drunk, the usual 8 cans plus a couple of bottles of cider. enjoy this mongolian landscape
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>>25594164
I've smoked it like 5 times in my life, with the last begin years ago. You're just a retard tbqh.
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>>25594211
yet you feel the need to defend it's addictive qualities? stop kidding yourself mate.
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>>25594164
>not addicted to alcohol
>drinks it on a regular basis

People just want to feel good, faggot. Not everything is about addiction.

Look at people who can get sex regularly. They get it as much as possible. Are they addicted? No. Do they do it because it feels good? Yes.
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>>25594056
>be 18
>start university(living away from home)
>buy alt.com premium account
>upload picture of by body below the neck
>message some bitches (not many on there or around where I was)
>some short, fat, 50 year old, with dyed red hair and piercings messages me back
>asks me to send her pics
>I took some of me licking some boots I bought and me in some lingerie etc (you can see my face)
>I say I just want to please her
>hopefully I can be dressed up while doing it
>she says ok
>I come over to her apartment on a Saturday
>She commands me to strip
>I do so but I leave my boxers on
>Naturally she tells me to take them off
>I do so
>She's sitting on a sofa while I'm standing up (I'm nervous, so my dick isn't hard)
>She gets me a maids dress, a pair of stockings and wig and tells me to get dressed
>I do so and then I kneel and we have a little chat, being a robot my conversational skills are pretty shit
>she just tells me to clean her apartment which is what we agreed on when we messaged each other
>she inspects, talks down to me, spanks me a few times and gives me a girls name
>it's not quite the buzz I thought it'd be but I guess I'm at least getting it out of my system
>she says she wants to flog me
>takes me to her "Play room"
>it's blacked out and there's a cage in there
>I put my hand on this bench
>she gives me live 5 smacks and I say the safe word
>she says 5 more
>it fucking hurts, this isn't fun
>we have a little chat about what I thought of the experience
>I say it wasn't what I thought it'd be, this isn't for me
>she says "give it time"
fucking whore, it's been 5 years, this shit has ruined my life
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>>25594201
Easily 2000+ calories there

Disgusting
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>>25594119
Was it really good? I was strongly considering visiting a dom but then decided it wouldn't be worth it when I can just stay home wanking myself into an early death courtesy of Kebranozes

Maybe I should reconsider?
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>>25594226
Can't defend what isn't there, it's not addictive.
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>>25594150
Are you having a panic attack or something?

I smoke regularly and if I smoke too much it can make me panic. Know your limits and you're good.
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>>25594164
>not addicted to 4chan
>browses on a regular basis

lmao
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>>25593833
Blunts only
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Gonna leave it an hour or two and ask ''who's intoxicated'' see how many autists get BTFO.
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>>25594228
LOL anyone got more British dom stories? Heres a dyed redhead for you.>>25594119
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>>25594275
I am addicted to 4chan though, I have no friends and the only thing keeping me from mental ward admittance is this
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>>25594233
Alcohol calories pretty much don't count. Do you even /fit/?
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>>25594233
i don't give a fuck lad, i'm 6'3.5 and 11 stone
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>>25591568
>no wanting weed in Birmingham

try again
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>>25593833
Eerynight lad
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>>25594326
YEAH BOIII.

The autists ain't gonna like that comment!
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>>25594304
Nice meme
>>25594311
Why would you lie though
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>>25594357
the only autist here is you.
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>>25594371
i'm telling the truth, seriously
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>>25594278
The question is Taliban or Purple City?
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>>25594381
Weed doesn't cause autistism lad, that's vaccinations
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>>25594381
Takes one to know one. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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>>25594406
wait, but then who was phone
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>>25594293
>I have no friends

Why do you have no friends?

Think I know why I don't have any.

Would be interesting to know why you don't.
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>>25594453
Wonder what goes through the head of a anti-vaccer
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>>25594513
Not a lot I would imagine.
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>>25594513
Most people believe stupid shit, and they believe it because they're stupid and because very rich idiots spend a lot of money trying to convince other idiots of it.
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>>25593309
>She will never teach me guitar
J U S T
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Lifew below zero is some very comfy television lads.

It's documentary show about various autists who live in the middle of alaska. Theres one guy who is clearly a robot who moved to alaska straight after high school and he just spends all day shooting rabbits and eating hearts. Whenever he kills something he rips the heart out and goes "this is my favourite part" and eats it.
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>>25593309
>>25593406
>>25593553
>>25593567
>>25594605
>2D waifu

truly pleb. eat shit nerds
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>>25594605
I bet you're a feminine cutie who would love to feel a cock being pushed into your asshole.
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Just been for a run lads. Would you say I am the owner of 'autism shoes'? I really hope not senpai desu.
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>>25594640
this, you can't have real feeling sex with a 2d yet
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>>25594640
Who is this chink?
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>>25594666
nor is he going to be having sex with his 3d waifu, what's the difference?
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>>25594664
They aren't New Balance so no.
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>>25594530
Court adjourned.
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>>25594664

Yeah those are weird autist shoes, a weird autist I knew always had them. Also you have your socks pulled up.
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>>25594664
Oh definitely.

They look like something a middle-aged, not-with-the-times, white, American father would wear.
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>>25594681
You can drug a 3d
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>>25594640
>slope waifu
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>>25594669
her name is fei and she is my waifu. she is also legit chinese
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>>25594719
that's implying he's even near her and knows how to get to her, otherwise drugging her is impossible
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>>25594722
She looks like every other pretty Asian girl.

Also, I think I see her cunt in that picture.
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>>25594733
Yeah, but he can take a trip to china or japan and find one who looks close
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>>25594717
Didn't W.White make that cool though?
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>>25594772
not exactly his waifu though is it? so he wouldn't be touching his waifu same as all the 2dfags
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>>25594762
ya'll don't say that, fei is a unique goddess
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>>25594799
Why do you have to be difficult with me while im trying to drink and get high
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>>25594812
I'd rupture her asshole while she chokes on my mates dick.
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>>25594393
Tell that to your beer gut.
Calories are calories, eat more than you need and you gain weight, eat less than you need and you lose weight.

Most of /fit/ who drink while dieting stick to clear alcohols like vodka or gin since you need less of it to get drunk.
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>>25594513
think about how many people are religious
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