>browsing 4chan
>jesus walks through your door
>he says "Hello my child. I am the son of God. You may ask me one question."
>wat do?
Can you actually microwave a burrito so hot you can't eat it?
How do I get a gf, jewsus?
What happens after we die?
Bloxybloxymyproxy
>>25571559
You want to fucking knock next time you cheeky cunt?
do you regret dying a virgin
>>25571559
How do i divide by zero?
Why did you give me such terrible stats?
>>25571559
the winning lottery numbers for Saturday so I can go a buy a 1000 tickets.
Why did Bush do 9/11
>>25571559
>Flaming heart
>Jesus is R'hllor confirmed
Why do you hate Stannis?
I've always wanted to ask him this one question:
Why?
Why did you guys program man's biology to be inquisitive and smart enough to calculate religion to be false, yet you punish them for it?
>>25571734
It's a test to see if you'd stay faithful.
>>25571559
will i ever get laid?
>>25571755
..>BUT WHY? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??!?!?! THAT'S MY FOLLOWUP QUESTION!
You knew what you were doing.
>>25571819
Dunno, I'm not Jeezus
>>25571559
Will you still absolve the sins of man forever regardless of our actions and disbelief
Can you recommend me some forced crossdressing ahegao trap hentai?
>>25571559
We're having a party tonight. Wanna come?
