You have exactly 26 seconds to explain why you haven't had cosmetic surgery yet.
>>25565248
still in uni, don't have enough money to do that yet
>>25565248
Money. I'm getting some done but I only have enough for 1 of 4 things I'd want.
I think my wonky nose has character
Maybe I would get jaw implants but it's too expensive for how much it doesn't matter. Zyzz only did it because he was a pampered rich Indian manchild.
don't really need it. the worst thing about my body is i'm too skinny. autism is my downfall too autistic to have any meaningful relationships. now if there was cosmetic surgery to make me more sociable i'd be down.
>>25565248
I want to have nose surgery but I'm scared it won't look natural
26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 it's for fags.
>>25565248
I'm broke as fuck tbqh.
>>25565248
FUCKING $$$ !!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>25565248
Because I am not a liar.
There is no surgery that will help with my problem
>>25565248
It's super expensive and generally not covered by health insurance.
My busted ass nose
>>25565437
But you're lying right in this very post anon.
>>25565248
my problems is not the nose or the weak chin, it's the cheekbones.
>>25565248
What a waste of money.
He went from a 3 to a 3.5
>>25565248
no money
also i started balding so fixing my nose won't help much anyway
>>25565463
Looks cool anon, kinda like you've been through life and shit.
You'd look like a plastic barbie doll.
Also, grow out that beard more!
>>25565463
I really hope this isn't you. Stupid fucking hipster.
>>25565463
I have a crooked nose too. Nobody notices really.
>>25565463
Are you wearing a coke shirt? Fucking love that shirt, I always wear mine.
>>25565463
you look like a normie. why are you here, normie?
>hook nose
>weak jaw
>receding hairline
why does god hate me?
I can't afford it. $8000 for a nose job, fuck me.
>>25565248
I'm rather good looking.
You'll still be miserable and find other shit to blame on why you're still a virgin.
>>25565463
Mind if I cum on a picture of you?
I have a natural chad face already silly anon
>>25565463
You're making my pussy wet, anon
>>25565509
Falling this easy for baitu, desu
I have.
it's a life changer.
I'm saving for a BSSO. I'm not a richfag.
>>25565248
I hope the first picture is the after surgery one. Thats some bad ass majestic nose.
>>25565357
that's like a perfect nose, mine is similar and it's probably one of the few good things about my body
slightly aquiline, but not too much downward pointing
>tfw everyone tells me my nose isn't crooked
>tfw if I look straight in a mirror I can clearly see a slight deviation
Are they lying to me to be polite or am I obsessing over something trivial
>>25565463
You look like the kind of Chad that secretly dates his sister
Are deep set eyes and a prominent brow alpha characteristics?
That guy in the OP's photo looks a bit beta and I think it might be the lack of a prominent brow.
>>25565248
Is there an actual height surgery like the one in Gattaca?
I would get that tbqh
Social stigma, and it's expensive.
>>25565248
No money faym
>>25565248
I wish I had the money. Almost every bad thing that happened to me was because I was ugly. The damage is already done though, you can never recover your childhood and teenage years of only bullying and exclusion because you are disfigured. You can never get those formative years which should be filled with positive experiences and fun rather than constant anguish. My parents didn't care and kept telling me the BS "you should be happy who you are". How can I be happy who I am if the way people treat me makes me want to kill myself every day. This is how you create psychopaths.
>>25565248
I want to do something about my massive jewnose but I don't have the money.
>>25567481
You have to be 18+ to post on this site it's nothin' personnel, kid.
>>25567514
Why do people say this, I'm 20.
>>25567481
Doesn't look hooked like a jew nose, just big. You should post from the side.
>>25565248
>because I beleve in improving myself and not getting stupid surgeries for things that arent that big of a deal and easily dealt with naturally. I'm not going to be on the tier, of the likes of that idiot that got fake muscles instead of working out. I can take care of most of what these 'surgeries' (read dismemeberment and deformities) can by JUT being myself. This is /r9k/, plastic surgery should be one of the highest forms of'degeneracy' here
>>25567913
and meant to not greentext that but oh well
I was gonna get jaw surgery but now I'm thinking nah, my underbite really isn't bad enough to deal with 6+ weeks of liquid diet and pain
In the future I might get my chin and boobs done tho
surgery wouldn't fix my personality
>>25566010
I have an incredibly prominent brow.
>>25565248
i cant afford it
JUST
>>25568138
neanderthal as fuck, that's just the ridge though, I don't know if women like this archaic feature
>>25568203
Surprisingly, I think they do? Maybe? I don't know, I'm socially retarded. I get told I'm "handsome" all the time. (I don't know what the fuck this means though.)
i am poor
my biggest physical flaw is being a manlet which can't be fixed via surgery
the #1 reason why i don't have a gf is not my looks, but because i never leave my room and interact with girls
>>25568534
>is being a manlet which can't be fixed via surgery
>implying
Just go and get your shins broken a couple of times by some chinks
>can't afford it
>don't know which kind to get
>no money to spend on thing that isn't essential for my future
>possibility that I won't be happy with new nose
>feeling I conformed to standards I don't want to accept
>betrayal of my ancestry
I have too much of love-hate relationship going with beauty standards and plastic surgery to seriously consider one right now.
Maybe in future since I want some prospects in dating world once I finish uni.
>>25569067
>women get to complain about something that barely affects them negatively
>>25569164
Just don't reply and hide.
>>25569067
I like your nose. It complements your face well.
>>25569067
get ready for thirsty faggots, lads.
>>25565248
Who is handsome squidward here ?
>>25569311
I'm killing myself.
I'm reminded that no matter how good I look I will never get attention for it like a woman will.
As a man, we can look bad, but we can never really look good.
>>25569364
>but we can never really look good.
I think thats wrong and number on attention he got >>25565463
>>25569164
I'd argue that looks affect women significantly but thats only my opinon
>>25569395
yeah but he looks like a boyband singer
that's like somewhere in the 9/10 range
that girl is a 6/10 and she's still going to derail the thread with her photo
>>25569067
>dat merchant nose
top lel
>>25569448
doubt it. Also would consider that a thread derailment, especially if mentioned guy doesn't do it.
>>25569483
well, thats why people consider plastic surgeries usually
i am thinking of having one but too much of a pussy to bear the pain afterwards
>>25569067
i knew a real pretty girl with an ugly ass schnozz
she got it carved up and turned into a perfect opposite of the hooked jew nose
can't even look at her now. it looks transplanted from a different person and she looks fake as fuck now. faces attractive or otherwise tend to have a certain unity to them, if you just start swapping pieces out you're gonna look like frankenstein
plus there's the whole integrity thing now. it's pretty vain to have something like that done to you, at best i pity her for worrying so much what others think of her nose
tl;dr you'll look like a frankenstein and nobody will have any respect for you
>>25569603
I honestly think bigger nose suits you better. With smaller you lack any more masculine features
>>25569605
are you sure she isn't just a victim of bad surgeon? Or maybe she looks uncanny to you because you knew her before?
Many famous people had plastic surgeries and we barely notice that they are "done".
But I agree on integrity thing.
>>25569292
thanks. its probably most noticeable feature so it isnt easy to like it
>>25569603
change your hairstyle and nose won't look bad
im getting a nosejob on saturday will post results senpai
I'm not stupid.
>>25570870
whats wrong with your nose?
>>25571111
nice quads, dude. thay cannot go unchecked.
Shit's expensive and I'm fine with being ugly.
>>25565248
>too expensive
>fucks your face up even more imo
>nah
>>25569067
I kind of like the jewnose, most guys like imperfections on otherwise good looking women, it's endearing
>>25565248
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I'd feel fake.
>>25569067
TRANNY AS FUCK
>>25565248
Because I don't want to muddy the gene pool. I wouldn't want off-spring to have the same bodily mistakes I have.
They're called eugenics. You're literally fucking up the human race if you get cosmetic surgery. Just consider killing yourself.
>>25565248
because i'm not a low selfesteem roastie whore with a dick
>>25565248
Don't need it brah, already pretty handsome
>why not jus drop 100k on plastic surgery? :^)
>>25569067
I have the same thing its not very prominent from the tip of nose but more on the curve like jew nose ;_;
>kill me now
>>25565248
I don't have any money
>>25565357
your nose is fine
chin/jaw > everything
nosejobs are meme-tier plastic surgery
>>25569347
not you, faggot
6/10 at best
I'm not a faggot. Org.
>>25565248
I did, got orthognathic surgery.
My orthodontist would always say shit about how I needed to get it fixed so we worked with an oral surgeon and they classified it as medical, so it got covered by insurance.
not ugly enough :^)
