ITT PANIC MODE
>Walking down sidewalk late at night and or in a secluded area
>Woman is walking ahead of you
>Unsure if passing her will scare her
>Slowing down will just make you look like a creepy stalker
>Start coughing loudly and make louder steps to attempt to make your presence known
>>25558484
>At the store, need to get two things for my mom
>Can't find the first thing
>"Oh well, at least I'll find the other thing"
>Can't find other thing
>>25558484
slap her ass a lil as you go by
>walk up stairs on all fours
>I was not the only one home
>>25558538
>At store
>Only need to get one thing
>Find it, but old lady has her cart positioned right in front of it
>Pretend to look interested in whatever is in front of me until she leaves
>She takes her sweet ass time while I stare at taco seasoning for 3 minutes like an autist
>>25558597
>She takes her sweet ass time while I stare at taco seasoning for 3 minutes like an autist
Too real
>>25558484
you want to know panic mode? i went to the movies with a girl at my work and tried to kiss her towards the end but she didnt move at all and i was already commited so i kissed her cheek. turns out she had a BF and didnt know i thought it was a date. every time i think of it i want to die. oh and i also sent a fat girl who used to like me a picture of my dick and she posted it on her facebook and called me a harasser and everything else and tagged my family in it.
>>25558669
Post screenshot of the comments / pic description
>with one friend and his friends i don't know
>he leaves to do other shit
>>25558860
i'd have to make a facebook account and friend her
>>25558913
REEEEEEEEEEEEEREREEEEEERREEREEEEE
>>25558669
>oh and i also sent a fat girl who used to like me a picture of my dick and she posted it on her facebook and called me a harasser and everything else and tagged my family in it.
hoooly shit
literally my worst nightmare
I can't imagine how that must've felt.
>>25558484
Haha this is odd. You are treating woman like wild animal.
>>25558913
>cant leave because id seem like an awkward faggot
>cant stay because I am an awkward faggot
> at store
> buying groceries for the week
> walk to cash registers to pay
> only one lane is open
> cashier is a qt
> get nervous and leave
> didn't eat dinner that night
>Walk down the street.
>Someone approaches.
>Eyes start watering for no reason.
>>25559044
They aren't?
>>25559076
Not at all, just like normal persons.
>"Enjoy your pizza!"
>"You too."
>>25558484
"You sure walk slow"
>>25558538
>>25558597
>>25559053
fuggg, guys please stop
>>25559044
an animal can bite and claw, not that scary
a woman can turn three billion white knights against you
>>25559053
seriously why does this happen
>Someone says something to you
>Face gets flushed and start sweating buckets
>>25559114
I do not think this is really matter, or are you afraid of person on internet calling you names?
>be in public
>feel snot in tip of nose
>try to wipe it away without anyone seeing
>it won't wipe away
>>25559158
>and it itches
>>25559053
For real why does that happen
New to this board but can relate to some post. How many of you have clinical social anxiety?
>watching TV with other people
>video game commercial comes on
I don't know why this shit gets me so bad.
>>25559306
Almost all robots
>>25559314
>"Hey anon, don't you have that game for your Nintendo?"
>>25558597
>man I wish that kid would move away from the taco seasoning...
>>25558484
>got invited to go to a bar
>go to bar
>it's fucking loud
>waaaay too crowded
>finally find the person who invited me
>he's talking with a group of people
>look around while standing there and don't know anyone else
>stand there awkwardly and try to join into the group.
>Way too loud to focus on anything
>also way too many people
I take out a peace of para cord and start fidgeting/stimming/playing with it
>the guy who invited me to the bar finally finishes his conversation and tries to talk with me.
>can't really focus on what he is saying do to all the noise and people.
>after that fails, I try to go get a beer which was it's own adventure to accomplish
>finally get back.
>the person who invited me and the rest of the group he was with are now sitting at a large round rabble.
>there is no more room at the table
>I sit down by myself at a table next to theirs drinking and stimming/playing with a string
>end up getting a burger, fries, and another beer too and eating it by myself next to their table. while still plying/stimming with the string
>after a while the person who invited me to the bar and the group he was with leave
on his way out he apologizes to me (basically for inviting me) and says we should meet up at some point somewhere more quiet
>pay my tab
>then go home
>Hey anon you play some music
>Hey anon let's play cards against humanity (I have to read out the card sometimes)
>Any time someone is in close proximity
Just fucking kill me.
>at mall
>see what looks like my friend's oneitis, my friend has shown me pictures of her before but never have I met her irl
>keep looking as I walk past that person to figure out if it is her
>even though I was not close she notices
>she has two male friends with her
>ohshit.jpg
>stares at me for what seemed to be an eternity
>realize she doesn't even know I exist
>I start to blush for no reason
>the girl laughs
>her friends glance at me
>they have a mocking expression on their faces
>they walk away from there as if they were laughing and look back to see if I'm still staring
then I proceeeded to pretend to go buy the shit I needed like nothing happened but I was really anxious and tried to get whatever I needed as fast as I could and I've never seen her since, but shit was terrifying familia.
> have to speak honestly or just do something beyond giving a canned response
> tears well up in your eyes
> others are aware you are tearing up for no reason
> you have to pretend like it's not happening
>>25559434
holy shit dude that sounds terrible. I'm so sorry
>go to dining hall alone
>get food, look for somewhere to sit
>the only seats available would make you sit right next to or across from someone
>>25559136
>>25559053
>>25558586
>>25558484
>>25559477
>mfw its all too real
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
>friend has party at his house
>invites me, a known autist
>don't talk to anybody except the few people I know, basically have to follow them around
>party starts to die down
>girls suggest we a play a game where one person hums a song and the rest have to guess it
>it's my turn
>humming is shaky and sounds like shit
>nobody can guess it
>it was 'I like Big Butts'
>go downstairs to get my stuff and leave
>>25559647
you didn't drink enough booze to supress your autism
>>25559647
>>girls suggest we a play a game where one person hums a song and the rest have to guess it
that's the most retarded shit even by normie standards.
>>25558597
>>25559353
hot damn it's too early for this shit
>>25559053
>>25559123
>>25559254
I need to know this too. I'm pretty much a normie and this shit still happens to me every now and then.
Fucking why?
>>25559049
so you just left your cart?
>walking down the street
>nobody around
>start to talk alone aloud
>someone appears suddenly while on the middle of some nonsensical shit
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25559782
>street
>nobody around
This is why people think you're retarded.
>Walkig outside
>See people
>Eyes start watering
>>25559878
Why the fuck does this even happen?
>>25559916
Im not sure, but i get this too
>>25559053
>>25559878
There must have been some research done on this at some point... If not then there needs to be.
This shit happens to me to and I don't understand it.
>>25559878
Is this a meme? I have serious anxiety and have no clue what you're all going on about.
>pretty much stop eating lunch from high school onwards since I can't deal eating in public
>have to contrive lame excuses to avoid having lunch with classmates who invite me out of pity
>>25559098
fucking lost my shit
also
>tense car ride or something
>someone coughs
>"b-bless you"
>>25559979
I have mild anxiety every now and again but it's a pretty common occurrence for me.
I can be walking to the store and I see a group of people walk past and my eyes start watering for no reason. Feels awkward as fuck.
>>25558913
Noticed how everything becomes so formal after that
>>25559434
>after that fails, I try to go get a beer which was it's own adventure to accomplish
Godammit, I'm so scared of going to bars because of this shit right here.
You did your best, bro.
>>25559965
>>25559123
>>25559254
>>25559053
crying is a form of communication. You're hurting inside, and even though you don't wish to express it on a conscious level, your brain sees the form of another human and your subconscious decides to shed some tears to show them you are not ok.
>>25560050
You aren't used to social environments. You're being overwhelmed with too much goddamn motion stimuli which causes your eyes to water.
I know because I'm in the same situation. You don't have to be autistic, you just have to be rather secluded.
>>25560089
I thought it might be something like that. I think it only happens after I haven't been out or seen people in a few days.
>>25560009
>>pretty much stop eating lunch from high school onwards since I can't deal eating in public
I got a stomach ulcer because for a year
>wake up not hungry enough for breakfast
>don't eat
>it's noon now, I have 3 hours to kill, everybody else is having lunch
>don't eat
>3 straight hours of classes
>don't eat
>1 hour of commute
>eat like a madman
>repeat
Fuck.
>sitting on the bus next to the window
>random person sitting next to me
>my stop is coming up and they still haven't got off the bus
>the dread of slowly accepting i'm going to have to squeeze past them
>Be 10 minutes ago
>On Okcupid
>Almost given up on using site
>See a familiar word in a username
>Pic is of a generic brunette far away from the camera
>Clicc
>It's my bombshell coworker
>9/10 body and face
>OFUCKSHE'SONLINE
>Sperg out and delete account
>Now worried she saw me and will be awkward at work
>in line at grocery store with mom
>she tells me to wait here, she forgot something
>it's almost my turn to get served
>she's still not fucking back
Would you say a whole onion and 3 egg omelet is healthy? i put only a table spoon of oil in the pan
>walking near the front door just as someone knocks
>"Oh, get that will you anon!"
>Walking down sidewalk late at night and or in a secluded area
>dumb bitch is walking ahead of you
>give no shits and walk past the slow bitch
How beta do you have to be to consider her comfort to be worth more than your time or comfortable walking pace? Also, have you tried just being white and not fat?
>>25560196
>Let the person with a shitton of groceries behind you go ahead
>She's back
>>25560224
STOP
ENOUGH!!!
>female cashier
>have to look her in the eye-ok no
>now I am staring at her chest instead since y eyes moved down to avoid looking into her eyes hope she does not notice
>try to look at her again and find her still looking at you like a customer service person should
>start to blush and sweat and look at the ceiling
>realize I must look dumb but thankfully need to give her money now so I have an excuse to look at my wallet
>that one coin gets stuck somewhere just then and you have to really dig it out awkwardly
>blushing and sweating more
>finally hand her the cash
>accidentally aim wrong because you are nervous and some of the coins spill down
>stare at the counter while she picks up and counts the money
>fumble with the change when you receive it and try to look at her face and say thanks
>avoid eyes again and end up staring at her breasts again
>voice comes out weird because nervous
>want to move away fast from embarrassing myself even further
>almost trip on my own legs because I moved too fast
>JUST
>sat in living room playing vidya
>sister and her hot friends come in and sit down
>So, anon, do you have a girlfriend?
>>25560276
Do you finish the game or end it there?
One time this happened to me but I was in my boxers lel
>>25560309
I just played for about 2 more minutes then made some bullshit excuse to leave
>anon can I use your computer for a sec?
>4 rapes in the past 6 months all near my house
>most people think it's me
>a girl I hang around with says I just give off a creepy rape vibe
I dont even understand, I look fine, I'm a 7-8/10 on looks, but people who have never even spoke to me think I'm a fucking weirdo
>>25560276
>home alone
>have house to myself for the weekend
>browsing the interwebs in the tv room while watching tv.
>hear key turning
WTF.jpg
>door opens
>not sure what to do so I mute my computer, and the tv and stand up.
>hear my brother talking to someone
>hear two different women talking
they all enter my living room (the room next to the tv room.
>not sure what to do and I panic
>can't figure out weather to go in there and say hi or go back to tv/computer.
>un up freezing and just standing there for a few minutes untill one of the women walk into the tv room to go to the bathroom (witch is off of the tv room)
>she sees me and we are both startled
>end up going into the living room and try to have a conversation
>awkward as fuck
>end up just grabbing my computer and retreating to my room.
>>25560407
I was really glad I had on a full set of street clothes though and that I wasn't in pajamas or only wearing boxers at the time or something more embracing.
I was also really glad that I was only on my computer and watching tv and not playing with legos, playmobile, hotwheels or stuffed animals...
>>25559314
>be only child
>watching movie with parents
>sex scene comes up
>whole room is silent
>stare at the TV and wait it out
Heck,even a heavy french kissing scene is bad enough, I'm 25 and still feels awful.
>>25559434
Your friend is a dick.
I have a friend like you and I stop what I am saying and introduce you to the whole table, find you a chair next to me (if I know you don't know anyone) , and try to include you into the group.
Your friend is a dick.
>at party
>get to drunk
>someone puking in washroom
>really need to use it
>drunk me thinks its a fart
>long fart
>walk back to party
>realize I shit my self after I take my seat
>brain in overdrive and drunk
>I think its best if I wait til everyone is not Around to get up (can't get out of room with out putting dum in someone's face)
>keep drinking
>get really drunk
>forget about shit in pants
>girl on the floor next to me looks up and asks if I smell something
>drunk me smiles and says nope (unaware that I forgot ishit myself )
>she gets up leaves
>more and more people leave the room
>now its just me
>about to pass out and call it a night
>phone buzz
>Facebook message from friend (dude I think you shit yourself)
>my heart leaps out my chest as I put it all together
>I can over hear girls luaghing in the other room
>survival mod kicks in
>I take underwear from this guys dresser and pull down my pants and wipe (took about 20 minute it was sticky and I wanted it to be done right)
>after I'm done I toss it under the bed and walk on all causal like
> my friend walks up to me and asks 'dude are you OK?'
>I reply yah it ssmell real!y bad in that room tho
>gives me weird look
>go home
>next day open facebook and ...
>my friend had posted a picture of the underwear on my page saying he found out why it smelt bad
>type of lol wtf?
>wait 5 minutes for reply
>he comments back 'what in the fuck is wrong with you?'
>panic delete Facebook and never apply for collage or leave my house for fear of seeing someone that knows about it
>a year goes by I'm still here in my house I sometimes leave with a hoodie to make I look good to my mom but I just sit at MCD and eat lurk 4chan thgeads
Because of this I lost all of my friends and not one of them has asked if I'm OK or called me
>>25560470
>dad takes me to have a drink with his work buddies
>he makes jokes about fucking my mum and talks about how fit birds in the pub would be a shit fuck
how do I make my dad stop trying to be my friend?
>>25560267
I've worked in retail. It was hell at first but eventually I became numb to it.
Anyways when ever someone came in with these type of mannerisms I and co workers just assumed they were 420 blazed as fuck or high as some shit nervous that someone would know how high they were. The only time I recognized a fellow autist was if they dressed like one.
>>25560491
that's tough anon, sounds like you're having a shitty time chin up friendo
>>25560369
> When he starts searching something that starts with the letter P and google shows 10 pornhub links in the tab
>>25560089
I'm a wageslave with really bad social anxiety and this still happens to me. At least I don't have a job where I have to help people anymore. I tired that once and couldn't stop stuttering and having tears in my eyes.
I'm still used to being around all the people though but I still always feel dizzy and get tears in my eyes whenever I have to go out.
>>25560496
He's a bro, just really awkward.
One day he'll be dead, just humor him anon.
>>25560491
You can't make this shit up
lmao.
>>25560554
good point, this weekend he's coming to my flat to drink and play games he's a chill guy but when he gets around his friends he gets way too sexual for my liking
>>25560491
>Your whole future ruined over an unexpected shart
Good lord have mercy on this one.
>>25560491
That's a shit way to live anon
>>25560491
Holy shit bro
I don't know the shit feel but I know the estranged/just kill me/lose all friends overnight feels
FUCK
>>25560087
So thats why my eyes start watering when i force myself to watch cringe videos
>>25560574
>drinking and playing games with your dad
Right in the feels my dad hates drinking and games, enjoy it anon!
>>25560489
yeah, I haven't talked to him or seen him since that night. Probably for the best.
>>25560610
will do (my comment isn't fucking original so I have to do this shit)
>>25560309
>Not speedrunning the rest of it and leaving the girls all impressed with your skills and tipping your fedora as you leave
>>25560276
>in hs
>smoked weed and drank because fuk u mum I'm fuckin gangsta
>sister brings her hot friend around
>sister leaves her friend with me whilst she goes to the shop (heavy rain so her friend didn't want to go)
>friend smells the weed
>offers me a blowjob for some weed
happened on several occasions, her latest friend seems pretty into me>tfw not a robot just agoraphobic
>>25558484
this isn't exclusive to guys and reminds me of similar happenings
>waiting outside my apartment complex to get picked up by a friend
>sleepover so I have a suitcase and its like 11PM
>sitting outside leasing office where the driveway and main road intersect
>random white girl about my age approaches taking on her cell, not sure what she was doing outside
>she walks towards me while continuing her conversation and then goes past me into a sort of blind-spot closer to the leasing office doors
>at this point she basically pincered herself in to where she needs to walk past me again to go back towards the apartments
>I haven't moved this entire time, she gets off her phone and just sits down for a while doing nothing but staring
>stray cat comes by and I pet it, it walks towards her and she freaks out and scoots away from it
>5 minutes later she is back on the phone, cant make out what shes saying but she sounds hysterical
>2 minutes later fake apartment police show up and start asking me questions about what why Im waiting there, if I live on site, ect, ect.
>proceed to tell me that the girl thought I was intentionally boxing her in and threatening her so she called security
>when they talk to her she is crying and in hysterics like a fucking nutjob
>told them I had only been waiting for like 20 minutes to get picked up by a friends, live in apartment X, and did nothing to even acknowledge she was there
>she gets escorted back to here apartment like a crazy person without saying anything to me
>tfw 5'6" 130lb white girl
I wanted to chase that fucking bitch through the parking lot just to give her a legit reason to pull that shit. Hysterical victim complex. What did she think the cat was my familiar that I sent to kill her?
>visit stoner
>take a few hits
>high as fuck, cotton mouth, sit on his couch trying not to die
>suddenly some normalfag friends of stoner show up
>they stare at you
>awkward silence
>do something with smartphone
>friend peeks over my shoulder
>asks why i have grindr installed
>want to search my smartphone gallery for a cute pic of my cat to show it to my mom
>some fag sent me a pic of him sitting on his bed and spreading his buttcheeks in whatsapp
>the thumbnail is visible in gallery
>casually hang out with a few people
>feel a huge need to take a shit, cant hold it any longer
>hurry up as fast as i can
>still taking too long for just pissing
>come back
>they know what i just did
>awkward silence
>hang out with buddy
>he takes off his shoes and socks
>stare at his feet a little too long
>he notices it
>>25560574
My dad told me that my mum has a massive dildo and they never have sex anymore. Horrible mental images m8.
>be at vacation with mother and her husband in venezuela
>can't speak spanish at all
>my mom speaks a little
>she rents three chairs for us at the beach
>they leave
>i have to stay in the chairs with the stuff
>the guy who handles the chair comes up and starts telling me something in spanish
>i have no idea what he says but it's obvious that someone has done something wrong
>he keeps trying to explain
>everyone around staring
>after a long while the one guy that could speak english out of all those people translates and says we had taken the expensive kind of chair but just paid for the cheap kind
>mom and her husband didn't arrive until long after this whole ordeal
>>25558484
not really social anxiety but still
>be me, drive everywhere with bike
>clean your nose by holding one nosehole closed with a finger and blowing out snot the other one, preferably directly onto the street, pathway
>do this so often while bikeing, it has become like a reflex
>constantly get people honking like retards because I snot on their precious car-hoods when on a red-light
>sometimes hit people who drive behind me and only hear loud curses afterwards
>allways enjoy it
Thank god I'm not riddled by social anxiety.
>>25560863
What the fuck mate, that's grim.
>be in a group of people
>the topic changes to sex and girlfriends and stuff
>everbody knows that i am the only virgin
>walk down the street
>nobody there besides me and a random girl
>girl says "hi"
>respond
>turns out she was talking with a blue tooth in ear head set thingy
>she gives me the fuck off weirdo stare
>>25560715
>What did she think the cat was my familiar that I sent to kill her?
Kek
>>25560156
once the person next to me had layed out an entire meal on the fucking fold down tray, they were a qt girl too
>use pc
>not so tech-savvy step brother comes in and asks me for some help
>he simply wants to download a picture from the internet and doesnt know how it works
>download it for him
>my default download folder is full of weird hentai, jailbait and other lewd stuff
>again use pc
>it's in my fathers home office
>browse NSFW stuff
>he comes in looking for some papers
>close firefox and stare at desktop doing nothing or clicking randomly for 3 minutes
>>25560715
You clearly enabled the cat to rape her.
>>25560715
Some girls get so riled up by all their relatives and the communitys they spend time with, that they see anyone as a threat. Add to that the inborn selfcenterdness, which allways relates everything to themselves and a simple passer-by is only out for her.
Nearly got maced once because I walked behind a girl for about 13 mins.
It was early morning, so no buses were driveing and she lives in the same appartment-block as me.
She pulled that mace-shit out, sprayed and told me to back off and stop following her.
Was nowhere near in range, thank god.
Still see that crazy cunt sometimes, allways make sure to great her and smile.
>>25560961
>on a bus
>fold down trey for eating
Dafuq? Bitch were you on a bus or an airplane?
Hint: if it had wings and left the ground that's an airplane.
>>25561119
a train
>>25561111
you should make jokes about mace every time you see her.
>>25561124
ah, ok. tat makes sense. Also I would assume it's not a subway train but something like Amtrack or MARC.
>Walk up to friend's house, ring doorbell
>No answer
>Fuck he must have forgotten he invited me and left to go do something
>Go home
Apparently he just had his headphones on and the door was unlocked the entire time.
>>25559434
This isn't your fault. When someone invites someone else out, they become responsible for that person's comfort within a new group of people.
There's not a lot you could have done.
>>25561232
What kind of autist invites someone over then puts headphones on and expects them to just waltz right in?
>be 14yo me
>on bus going to school
>I got car sick a lot as a kid
> pulling into school I have to puke
>window is up
>end up puking in my hands
>bus pulls into drop off spot and opes door
>I run off the bus, into the school and through some hallways to get to a bathroom with my hand still covered in puke
>other kids starring at me as I run by
>luckily there were only a few people on my bus, and I don't think they really cared much (except for the bus driver and bus attendant who would have had to clean up any puke I got in the bus...), but they didn't say anything and neither did anyone else.
>>25561292
close friendsyou ever have any?
>avoid old friend who got just too fucking autistic and slightly deranged for me to continue being his friend for three years, maybe more
>walking around in shopping centre the other week
>"YOU LOOK FAMILIAR!" as a hand comes crashing down on my shoulder
>flip the fuck out for a moment until I realise it's him
>incredibly awkward conversation follows for the next fifteen minutes
To make it worse I had seen him earlier, but thought it was just someone who looked like him because he was wearing glasses (which he NEVER had before) and had a beardy thing (which he ABSOLUTELY couldn't grow before). It was just awful. /r9k/, if you're avoiding anyone, always have one eye on the streets and notice EVERYTHING before it notices you.
>>25561334
I always greet them at the door
>>25558597
This has happened to me to many times
>>25558484
2 days ago I think I entered or was about to enter the bad part of the city alone. Good thing I found my way back.
>walk down street at night time
>wearing a robe because its cold
>cars drive by
My dad makes me do this often to pick siblings up from their cousin's house
>>25561358
if they can't sneak into your room, undress and crawl into your bed without you noticing clearly you're not that close
>>25558484
>walking home
>see fellow building tenant walking towards me
>trying to decide whether to say hello or pretend not to notice them
>they say hello at the last second as i pass them
>turn around and and say "good and you?"
>walk faster and don't look back
>When it's my birthday.
>someone say to me "happy birthday"
"thank you, you too"
>on bus
>someone sits next to me
>become extremely tense because I don't want to accidentally touch them
>>25559136
i work in IT but hate talking to people
when i answer the phone my body heats up so violently the phone has literally dripped with sweat on more than one occasion
>>25561025
i always minimize tab when someone comes in even when i'm not even doing anything weird
>>25558484
>go into public bathroom
>stalls occupied
>all but one urinal is in use
>stand there with your dick in your hands waiting for everyone to go before you can piss
>>25562042
>went to football matches with dad as a kid
>great at pissing infront of people
>one of my est skills
>go into bathrooms
>make sure to get a urinal next to someone whos pissing
>look at there dick so they stop pissing cause they're nervous
>they look back at mine
>start pissing whilst looking straight at them
I've almost been beaten up more times than I can count also since I've been doing this since I was around 14 I can now only piss in public if people are near me/looking at me
>>25562042
When I read this I thought you stood behind people with your dick out waiting for them to be done so you could take their spot.
>>25558484
I did this once in NYC. I was walking down a sidewalk at about 11 pm because I was at a friends place and we ran out of drinks so I went to pick more up. As I was walking back a women was in front of me. I decided to pass her because I didn't think about it. Get beside her about 4 feet away and she screams and pulls pepper spray out and sprays it in my direction and runs. About 10 minutes later a cop car pulls up and I explain the whole situation. Damn fuck roasties
>some kid is getting wheeled out of school by the nurse
>"hey dude, are you okay?"
>>25559136
Why does this fucking happen. I'm sitting there doing good, then someone comes up to me and I get red as fuck. I always try to look away from them until it goes away, but I feel like that makes it worse than bringing it up.
>>25560491
disgusting fucking pig
>>25558586
>>walk up stairs on all fours
This is the correct and most efficient way to use stairs.
>>25560470
I pretend to drift off to sleep when this happens.
Last time it was Kevin and Perry go large at my aunt and uncles house, everyone including my mum and female cousins were watching it in the living room, since I am the only virgin in the family all eyes were on me.
>>25560467
Street clothes for you would be jean shorts, a Star Wars shirt, white new balances, white ankle socks, a fedora, wrist bands, and a horde necklace. not much better faggot.
>be me
>constantly on edge when I'm in a public place that people who went to my school frequent
>always paranoid about seeing someone I know because I am literally terrified of small talk and I do everything I can to avoid bumping into people I know, even if I like them
>be in a fast food joint yesterday after coming home from college early
>order food, waiting
>''SHUT UP! ANON?''
>killme.jpg
>''h-hey bro''
>guy who I've not seen in a year comes in
>his hand is kind of sticking out but not really, I interpret this as a handshake
>it wasn't
>grab his hand and give him a formal handshake like he's at a fucking job interview
>he and the fast food guy give me weird looks
.
the ride never ends, does it?
>>25560491
Sadly I think this one is true.
>hear noise I can't explain in the basement
>panicmode.jpg
>grab frying pan
>grab knife
>go all throughout the house yelling "I know you're here come the fuck out"
>house is clear
>spend the next 2 hours tense af because I still think someone's here
>>25558484
>ask a stranger a question
>no response
>not sure if they heard you or are just ignoring you
>ask again louder
>they totally freak out
>seeing a girl you went out with a day before hugged up against another guy
>remembering she got close to you and touched you like that too
>that feel when you remember you thought it meant something when she did that
>>25562248
me too anon, gone for the failed handshake far too many times
I'm fine around complete strangers and thankfully live in a big city where I can blend in but whenever I'm in a localized area especially surrounded by people my own age I freak the fuck out
>Can only sneeze by looking at a source of light
>Feel a sneeze coming on, but no nearby light source
>Start running with head tilted up trying to find a light
>Can't find it and end up failing to sneeze
>The sense of defeat is enhanced by the irritation and the worried or disgusted expressions of the people around you
>argumentative post on 4chan
>surge in adrenaline
>shivering and shaking in excitement after 10 minutes of exchange
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25562710
>That feel when this appears
>>25562274
reminds me of the time somebody broke into my back garden, woke up to the sound of the fence being kicked in and hear a bang on the window, run to the kitchen, grab a cleaver [and a fucking potato masher] and stand staring at the window for the next hour or so
nothing happened, they just kicked my fence in, broke into my back garden, punched my window and fucked off
either the shittest burglary attempt ever or they saw a bug on my window and sought to protect me no matter the cost
>>25562459
nice to see I am not the only photic sneezer here
>>25558484
Panic mode story from years ago
>16 years old
>Got invited to a small gathering by old, old friend, vaguely knew people there, didn't know them all
>Get along okay with one bloke, talk to him mostly, due to the fact my friend couldn't make it
>We're all settling in nicely
>All in the kitchen chatting
>Door knocks
>Enters QT dressed very scantily
>She goes around hugging everyone
>See her out of the corner of my eye coming for me
>Immediately swing round, firing my hand out for a shake
>She's taken aback, but shakes, rather limply
>Immediately turn back to bloke while she tries to talk to me
>Loudly chatting to bloke about the quality of "scottish water compared to other nations", while she tries to interject a greeting toward me
>Visibly sweating buckets, with my face scarlet
>Friend notices and asks if I'm okay
>QT notices and asks if I'm okay
>Mutter and stutter and start drinking water
>Down 5 glasses in around 2 minutes
>They're looking at me
>"I-I have to go to the toilet
>Go to bathroom
>Panic, look around, see window, quite large for a bathroom
>Climb out, breathe relief and go home
>mfw left my bag there
>mfw I had to retrieve the next morning as my wallet was there with around 200 dollars cash
>mfw i never saw them again, despite them trying to organize stuff with me in it
Probably just sheer autism but Christ it haunts me
>talking to qt female co worker
>she asks me a question
>don't understand, too much background noise
>ask her to repeat the question
>still don't understand
>don't want to look like a deaf autist
>just say "haha, yeah" and nod
>she walks off with an odd look on her face
>later find out she asked what I was doing after work
>out in public doing things
>"Hey, Anon long time no see!"
>turn around and see someone I don't recognize
>"U-uh y-yeah man, gotta go"
>speed walk away
>>25562906
Fucking hell this killed me. I do the same with water though. I always carry around a bottle and start drinking when people talk to me
>>25560489
I'm socially awkward too but hate people like you. You try to be our "savior" when half the time all I wanna do is talk for a few minutes and then watch. You treat us very condescendingly and it's almost as bad as being ignored.
>caught the late Amtrak back to school
>everyone on the train with me is picked up by friends, I'm left alone at the station waiting for a cab
>a normal person would have called ahead on the train, but I'm a dysfunctional retard
>even the desk guy has left and locked up by now
>train station is in the middle of nowhere and the entire area is notorious for heroin trafficking
>every little rustle in the bushes is an angry dealer looking to shoot me
>cab is still twenty minutes away
>phone is at 3% battery, going to die any second now
>freezing my ass off, have my hood up and my hands in my pockets
>suddenly a sedan pulls up into the lot and stops, facing me
>autistically reason that this is my cab and that the driver had somehow skipped twenty minutes' worth of driving
>start walking towards the car, nervous at the social interaction about to take place over the course of the ride
>as I get closer I see two blonde women in the front seats
>my retard brain slowly makes the connection that this is not, in fact, my cab, although I'm still walking towards it
>the two women look fucking terrified
>reach for the rear door and try to get in
>the sedan backs way the fuck up, spins around, and peels way the fuck out of there leaving tire tracks like some Fast and Furious type shit
>stand there like a retard for a while until I realize that I look suspicious as fuck
>they though I was a scary drug dealer instead of a pathetic, meek idiot who's scared of people and going outside
Fucking roastie whores.
>>25560009
are you me?
i fucking hate to eat when someone is around. i almost can't even eat dinner with my family... :(
>>25562906
How exactly is that panic mode?
You wanted to talk to your friend and some dumb bitch walks in and thinks that the party will immediately begin to revolve around her?
She should've climbed out that window and not you.
>>25558484
>walking to friends house late at night
>walking behind woman
>we arewalking the same route
>she turns around and screams at me
>feel bad for rest of the night
Realy, hope that bitch got raped for real.
>>25563190
I'm glad you approve anon!
>>25563406
It wasn't exactly like that anon. She came in, the focus immediately shifted as she greeted and said hello. When she walked over to me, being the betafag autist that I am, I tensed up and tried to move away, even though she was just being friendly. My friend was also trying to talk to her, but I couldn't stand the thought of me engaging with her so I made up a bullshit conversation and fled. She didn't do much wrong frankly.
>>25563167
That happened to me when I was with my dad and a girl came up to me. My dad thought I was lying when I said I didn't know who she was.
>>25560395
What kind of gross third world shithole of a country do you live in?
>>25563431
>Women
>Doing something wrong
These are inseparable.
>>25563362
I would have felt empowered. Revel in their fear, it will help in the uprising.
>take one step at the time
>or do I look too faggy and should do two?
>end up alternating between two and one step like a retard
>>25559053
WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>25561497
Oh good fucking god this is all too real
>Lunch at work
>Phone connected to work wifi so i can save data
>Decide to take a picture of a walnut tobacco pipe I just crafted to put on /diy
>Post it, then put phone away and read news on work computer
>Work phone rings
>Thick indian accent
>"Are you 4chan?"
>sweatingman.jpg
>Full panic mode initiated, slowly, slowly, slowly hang up phone
>Oh god oh god oh god was that IT sniffin my packets?
>I was on /diy, and /o, and r9k.
>I KNOW i clicked /lgtv by accident, i always do when i am trying to click /r9k
>Delete all files on phone, disconnect from wifi and turn off data, set up new encryptions and passwords
>Maybe they were a scammer and they will blackmail me saying i went to /lgtv
>Ill beat them to it, if anyone says anything to me today, I'll just tell them im gay and that this is all a scam to stick it to oppressed gay people
>Boss walks up
>Thisisit.gif.tif.jpeg.whyme
>Personal phone beeps, new text. When I unlock phone autoloads the chans page
>"quick someone call this anon and tell him he made a cool pipe"
>
>
>"Nothing much boss, how about you"
>Phhhheeeeeewwww
>>25560395
" i think i look 7/8"
" people think i look like a rapist"
do you see no problem here? your just a ugly fucking loser giving of a rape vibe ha pathetic
>>25562941
>don't understand, too much background noise
This is the worst thing. I can be staring right at someone but if there's other shit going on I can miss half of what they said even with 100% focus. Is this autism?
>Go to restaurant with friend
>Waiter comes up, I think I know him, start talking like I know him
>Waiter is confused
>Turns out I'm just bad at recognizing faces, I don't actually know him
>Slowly realize this
>Have to finish meal with waiter occasionally coming to table
>I am in hell
>>25563807
>NYE
>Qt girlfriend of a friend talking to me because drunk
>In loud bar
>Thick Scottish accent
>Have to juggle talking to a qt, not hearing or understanding her and making sure my "yeah's" and "no's" are contextually correct as well as dealing with her bf giving me the whole jelousy eye thing
Fuck it
>people being nice to me, hugging me
>lips start trembling and I have a really forced, panicky smile
>they all notice
WHY
>>25558538
>enter store to find thing
>cannot find thing
>realize I'm walking around the store without buying anything
>"they probably think I'm stealing"
>start feeling the panic
>accidentally look at cameras
>"now they know"
>decide to leave
>dead sure they think I'm robbing
>try to leave as unsuspecting but also as quickly as possible
>don't go back for a whole month
I can't possibly be the one who does this
>Always skip lunch because the sandwiches my mum makes me taste awful
>Sitting in class in the afternoon
>Stomach starts growling
>Suck my stomach in and try to suppress the sound
>The person next to me clearly notices them but isn't saying anything
>They keep getting louder and louder
>Instinctively jolt forward whenever it happens
>Keep drawing more attention to myself
>No fucking clue what to do
>Spend the rest of the day tensing my stomach and hoping it stops
>>25560524
>it's degenerate fetish stuff
The horror
>>25558484
>in school music department
>find piano
>start playing
>sounding good
>someone notices and wants to listen
>instantly suck shit at playing piano
why
>>25561568
I know a guy who has the same birthday as me so I can actually do that with someone
Feels good
>>25562710
>having an argument on 4chan
>you utterly destroy the other guy while other anons are backing you up
Probably the greatest feeling
>>25559053
this happens to me aswell, i feel like a pussy afterwards
>>25559136
I always get really nervous when people ask me things and I get flustered and forget
>Decide to go and visit someone I knew from high school for the first time in years
>Knock on their door while smoking a cigarette
>Should probably point out that I look like a homeless rapist at this point
>They don't answer
>Knock again, ring the doorbell
>They don't answer
>Do an about turn and leave their driveway
>The moment I turn around a high school girl wearing a short skirt is walking past
>Fuck
>She's going in the same direction as me
>Walk behind her, slow down a little
>She keeps pretending to check her iPod but is clearly looking back at me
>We reach a turning point
>I need to turn right, please go left, please go left
>She turns right
>I'm still following her
>The one time I unintentionally look at her legs she turns around and notices
>Speeds up
>I lose sight of her
>Thank god
>Walk into store to buy a drink
>She's fucking in there
I stared at frozen pizzas for 15 minutes then bought my drink and left. Never saw her again, thankfully. Cashier gave me a weird look so I think the girl complained that I was stalking her or something.
>>25559314
Fucking hell, and I thought it was just me. I feel like people in the room are thinking "this is the shit anon plays? Wow"
>>25560267
>be male cashier
>a group of 5 stacies are coming to my lane full speed smiling and laughing with each other
>they all have separate transactions
>>25564084
What you probably meant to say was
>having an argument on 4chan
>I get fucking destroyed but the other guy gets downboated to hell because there's lots of other retards in the thread sharing my opinion
>later post in a different thread bragging about my victory
>>25564465
I wouldn't be surprised if it was you I obliterated
Stay bitter
>>25559049
Not even I'm that autistic...
>>25564548
Why don't you fuck off to reddit where you can be supported by other redditors all you want as long as you spout the hivemind-accepted opinions
Holy fuck what is wrong with you people?
>>25564585
>hivemind-accepted
I was actually arguing with a normie moralfaggot but sure
>>25564605
>other druggards, psychos and sociopaths supported me so that means I won and I'm great and amazing
now I want you to go to >>>/b/
you'll feel right at home with the other edgy teenagers
>>25564634
>implying
Struck a nerve huh
>be autismo
>pretend your autismo is actually complex banter
>be popular
good feel
>>25560491
>>at party
Reap what you sow
>2nd year of uni
>finally decide to drink lots of alcohol during freshers week
>find a group to hang with
>not really doing well in terms of convo but hopefully they just think its nerves
>flat party after coming back from pub
>in my drunk-ish state, I become talktative as fuck and start talking to everyone
>they seem happy, even some of the girls giggling, smiling at me, i'm thinking they're drunk and i'm doing pretty well.
>don't pull cos fat autist
>finally go home after all girls leave, and just few guys left rambling aimlessly while drunk as fuck.
>as im taking off my clothes, I realise my jeans were completely unzipped and part of my boxers were poking out in which a part of my ballsack was showing.
>I barely sat down that entire night, so I basically showed everyone who looked at me my balls.
>panic and avoid everyone over next couple of days, as girls giggling when they pass me.
>>25560884
fuck, anon, I actually find that pretty fun
>>25559053
my eyes always start watering whenever i have to be on a photo :I
>>25559136
>tfw someone starts talking to me
>do good for a few seconds
>oh god my eyes are dry as fuck
>need to look away for a second
>neck is tense as shit
>look down at phone
>head twitches down, look at phone while closing my eyes, head twitches back up and stare at the other person with eyes wide open
>tfw they probably think I'm a fucking skinwalker or some shit
>someone says something to you
>chuckle out of awkwardness and ask what
>end up being labeled as the guy who laughs all the time
>>25562151
Twist
>he said that to you
>cute tall girl is staring at me
>my fetish
She's clearly attracted to me. WHAT DO I DO.
>>25564825
Lad own that shit don't be embarrassed. I've got a big ol' ego but I understand that I have to laugh at myself sometimes. If this happened to me I wouldn't meekly confess to it on 4chan I'd use it as a funny story to tell people I'm drinking with. We all do stupid shit when we're drunk so the people you tell it to will for sure relate to what your saying.
>>25562334
too real my dude
>>25558669
>>25558597
these hit me the most
>>25564390
>be male cashier
>I've never thought to myself "Gee I wish I was dead" more than when I'm at work
>>25564713
IKTF
Trendy 'tism is best 'tism
>>25559314
Fucking this. Thought I was le only one.
>>25561318
iktf
>bus ride home on
>suddenly get really sick feeling in my stomach
>quickly get my water bottle out of my backpack and drink some
>forgot that it was sparkling water
>bright orange puke starts shooting out of my mouth right after that
>goes straight down the middle path
>I was sitting in the back so the vomit was flowing down the path like a river of stench and disgust
>all people in the bus turn around and look at me with a horrified look
>the bus just reached a stop so I got up and wanted to get off even though it wasn't mine
>fucking bus driver keeps doors closed, makes me clean up the entire bus with pages of a newspaper
>all those fucking people watching me while I'm scrubbing up my vomit for about 30 minutes
worst day of my life so far
>girl talks to me
>get hard on
This happened on Tuesday
>exams at school
>study leave so we only need to go in for exams
>normie friend who can drive gives me a lift there and offers one back, along with another girl in our class
>I say sure because anything is better than walking home in the rain
>get into car, they are in the front and I am in the back (4 seater)
>girl says "is it ok if we pick up my friend from (different school that is close by), we are going for lunch somewhere
>he agrees because he is the type of guy who will do anything for girls
>I start silently panicking in the back because the only spare seat is next to me, and the car is pretty small and cramped
>I am pretty much silent all the way to where this other girl is getting picked up, heart is racing
>when we stop at the school and it gets in, it's pretty obvious she is a classic example of a popular stacy
>squeezes in the back next to me, says hi to me and my driving friend
>sperg out and mumble "H-hi"
>on the drive to this cafe they were getting dropped off at all I can concentrate on is how I am sitting, sitting solid as a fucking rock in the seat so I don't accidentally touch her when we turn a corner, not making eye contact, can feel myself sweating
>finally arrive at place they were going to have lunch and they get out
>sighofrelief.exe
>friend drops me off at home and I just sit and breathe for like 5 minutes
I know it doesn't seem like anything to most people but the whole experience was stressful as fuck, I wish I could be normie in situations like this but I think I am cursed to forever be a socially autistic robot
>>25559434
This has happened to me so many times before. I used to be an Army Cadet (Think boy scouts for teenagers). And the big camps were filled with chavs. Since being a cadet gave them something to do other than throwing rocks through peoples windows and setting cars on fire. To cut a long story short I know how it feels to be completely unable to integrate within a group of people.
Did you ever meet up with that friend again?
>>25559647
trying to hum that song now and failing, why would you pick that of all fucking things
>"now smile for the picture"
>can't smile for the life of me
>>25560942
Oh god the first feel has happened to me multiple times before, I want to die.
>>25560470
>Watching movie with mom
>it's Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
>>25558586
God damn it I thought I was the only one who still did this.
>>25562906
so how is scottish water compared to other nations lel
>>25563276
>hey this is anon, he fucking hates it when I introduce him to others, fuck me right?
>>25560815
look him in the eyes and call him a faggot.
say something like "if i was you, id fuck mom right in the pussy i would"
psych him out or something, do it and he'll never bring it up ever again.
>first day of new semester in HS
>man I hope I have some known friend groups in my lunch period
>know literally no one there
>afraid to eat alone again like freshmen year
>to awkward to hang at some classroom til class is over
>hangout out in bathroom stall like a creep for lunch the entire semester
>"anon where do you go at lunch time we never see you"
I wrote Tool lyrics on the bathroom stall like a fucking psycho
>>25560491
hahahaha oh christ. im sorry bro I guess it could happen to anyone but really just switch towns and forget about it.
>>25560491
now I feel good about getting super-rapey when drunk
>>25559048
There's a lot of counter-intuitive stuff you have to do in that situation.
If the option is available definitely duck out. It will make you seem weird but it's better than sticking around and being awkward.
In the end they will probably think better of you for opting out of potential awkwardness.
Keep in mind they've been left in a similar situation: their friend has also left them with a stranger, although they're probably in a group.
If you choose to/have to stay:
Try not to engage. Just listen. Answer directly when spoken to. Don't volunteer anything. DON'T HAVE OPINIONS.
They will think this is weird and may even ask why you're so quiet. Just shrug.
If there is a girl just don't talk to her. Worst case scenario is she thinks you're shy. Better than being called a creep.
Weird quiet guy is better to them than weird guy who spills his spaghetti everywhere.
Get a good feel about how this group interacts before doing anything.
With luck, you'll buy enough time for mutual friend to return and hopefully back you up.
Keep in mind, no matter what in this situation, that friend owes you one. Remind him.
Also keep in mind I'm assuming your friend's friends are normies/cyborgs at worst.
>>25562798
>>25562459
photic sneezer master race checking in
>>25565372
There's an emergency button just above the door if something like this ever happens again.
>>25559093
t. Roastie Barbosa
>>25559434
That "friend" should have payed your tab. That's disgraceful even by normie standards.
>>25559053
Allergies you fucking retards.
>>25560632
ult kek
>At store
>Unsupervised small child starts talking to you
>>25562334
hello me, it's me again
>you receive a phone call from a number you don't recognise
>>25566767
I try to go grocery shopping at like 1-3 AM to avoid shit like this, and there are STILL people there with their fucking kids.
>>25560667
did u say yes?
>like girl
>hang with her a couple times
>really like her
>makeup situations and conversations with her in your mind instead of making a move
>mostly when in bed can't stop thinking about her
>can barely talk with her when meet her irl because get too nervous and anxious
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>25566872
>Same here
>Be at russian collage.
>She's not even good looking, probably 5/10
>She's from Turkmenistan.
>But she works out.
>I'm arab (though it isn't a problem because a lot of arabs here seem to have an easy time with women
>The only interaction she had with me was when she literally laughed at how ugly I am.
>She most likely thinks I'm a retard.
>start imagining the woman being startled and pepper spraying you
>imagine holding her down and calling the police but you still get the blame
RRRRREEEEE every fucking time, every time this happens I have this fantasy play out and I ALWAYS LOSE
>>25559053
this use to fucking happen all the time in elementary FUCK
>brings back the memories
>leaving office where I work, locking the door behind me
>woman leaves office opposite mine
>"Hey, you know you can just lock that from the inside and shut the door right?"
>didn't expect her to speak to me, surprised
>tell her that "y-yeah I know"
>"Ugh just let me show you-" she moves in to "fix" the door
>hurriedly walk back into the office, blurt out that I FORGOT SOMETHING ANYWAYS THANKS BYE
>slam the door in her face and walk to the back of the office
>eat chips and browse r9k for 10 minutes before leaving again
>go to a party with some bros
>get really high
>sit down on the spic host's weird couch
>dude who everyone knows I don't like sits on the arm of the couch next to me
>some roastie comes and flirts with him
>I'm tilting over at this point from the weed and annoyance
>girl starts giving him a weird shitty lap dance
>he looked even less like he knows what he's doing than I do
>pull out my phone
>dude is leaning back and practically laying on my side while roastie infects him
>tell gf about this shitty instance through text
>it's fucking hilarious
>>25565372
holy fucking shit
I'd probably commit sudoku right there
>>25562096
my entire body in orbit
>notice someone looking at you
>start walking manually
>arms feel like giant awkward sausages
>>25567082
wow it's fucking nothing
good job normie
>>25560491
i capped this one, it deserves some recognition...
>someone asks me a question
>don't catch it all
>just nod along
>they ask a follow-up question
>people starts talking about sex like it's a normal thing everybody except you does
>>25567331
TOPPPPPPP KEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK
amazing story anon
>walking home from uni
>have a problem which i cant see something clear after 10ft
>see guy I know from far away
>he always say whats up to me so I wait
>he didnt say anything
>hes like 3 feet from me now
>I get close to him and ask how hes doing
>mfw is not the guy
>mfw he awkwardly says hes fine and ask who I am
>i ran away in dispair
>>25563940
youre not alone, i also feel the same way even when im buying stuff
>>25567455
>people who you've just met start joking about sex
>so anon, what's your story?
There is no greater feel
>>25567498
This is one of the most mysterious wojaks to me. what the fuck is entailed. What's going on.
Maybe my thought direction itsself is what's going on. Overthinking something and having the thoughts themselves manifest in your physical discomfort.
>>25559434
Not your fault, he should've introduced you properly.
>>25567528
What about the feel when family members in some form or another says
>when you have a wife and kids one day you will xx
How can they be so naive
